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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ooh!
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!♪Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON
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Ah...
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I don't know how you do it,
Gar Bear.
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But that's the best cup of
French toast I've ever had.
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Well, time to punch that clock.
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But not before checking
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my motivational
quote-a-day calendar.
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"You are a winner."
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And today's the first day
of summer.
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Happy first day of summer,
Squidward.
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Care to join me for
solstice caroling?
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♪ Walking in the grass,
it's all fine ♪
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♪ Don't need shoes
in the summertime ♪
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I'm not much of a summer person,
SpongeBob.
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Davy Jones on the jib!
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Do my ears deceive me?
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Is it really
the first day of summer?
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Is it?!
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Yeah.
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Oo-whee-hoo!
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Gee, Mr. K,
you sure have
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a scorching case
of summer fever.
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What is it about summertime
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that makes us so happy?
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The firefly-lit nights?
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The intoxicating aroma
of a charcoal briquette?
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The hypnotic sound of a lawn
mower running over a flip-flop?
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The money.
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The money?
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Er, uh, I mean, uh...
the children.
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Oh.
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You see, boy, during the summer
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the children are excused
from their classes.
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A recess commonly
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referred to as summer break.
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Tell me more about summer break.
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Well, during the summer break
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the children wander
Bikini Bottom unsupervised
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their pockets lined
with allowance
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free to spend their money
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without any parental guidance
whatsoever.
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I guess that's what I like best.
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Sure I suppose some would try
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and take advantage
of this situation
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by selling them toys or candy.
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But I sleep well at night
with the knowledge
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that I'm providing them
with something they need...
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A nutritious meal.
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Come here, you little piggies!
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I've been taught the true
meaning of summer.
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Almost closing time,
Mr. K.
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What?!
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But that's impossible!
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What about the money?!
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I mean, uh...
uh, what about the children?
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I guess summer isn't
coming this year.
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Hey, maybe they're all
at that new playground
over there.
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Playground?!
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Luring away me young customers?
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Warm up the boat, SpongeBob.
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See anything, Mr. Krabs?
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Oh, they're here all right.
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Just look at them, SpongeBob.
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So weak and malnourished
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with nobody trying
to sell them nothing.
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Breaks me heart.
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No!!
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I got nothing to live
for, SpongeBob.
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The way you drove the boat
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belying on the ground
was kind of cool.
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True.
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But that's not going
to get these munchkins
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away from this playground.
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Unless...
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Hmm.
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See you tomorrow, boy.
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Got a lot of work to do.
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You got it, Mr. Krabs.
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Hey!
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Another day, another dollar.
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Gee, I wonder what Mr. Krabs has
been up to since I saw him last
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and then went home to do
nothing of particular interest
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till this very moment.
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Huh?!
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SpongeBob.
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You're just in time for
the grand unveiling of...
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Krabby Land.
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Krabby Land, sir?
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Yes, Krabby Land.
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Where a kid can have fun.
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For the right price.
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Welcome to the Krusty
Krab, young man.
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What's your name?
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Monroe.
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Nice to meet you, Monroe.
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Whee!
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Aha.
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Okay, Money...
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I mean, uh, children.
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It's time for the grand
unveiling of Money!
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I mean, Krabby Land!
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Yay!
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Okay, kids,
now promise Uncle Krabs
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that if you get hungry
while you're playing
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you'll come inside
for some delicious
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nutritious Krabby Patties.
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We promise.
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All right, here we go.
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I give you... Krabby Land!
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Yay!
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Whoa! Ooh!
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Where am I?
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Uh... that reminds me.
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I forgot to give you
these coloring books
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slash liability waivers.
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Everyone who hands theirs back
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gets to meet the one and only
Krabby the Clown.
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Yay!
Yay!
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Have fun.
And don't forget to eat plenty
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of vitamin-enriched
Krabby Patties...
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Krabby the Clown's
favorite meal.
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We want Krabby!
We want Krabby!
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Where is Krabby,
Mr. Krabs?
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He'll be here after
I count their money.
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Just stall them.
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Stall them?
How do I do that?
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I don't know, be entertaining.
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Duh-uh... duh.
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Hey, kids.
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You're not Krabby the Clown.
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No, I'm not. I'm, uh...
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I'm Krabby's beloved sidekick
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the Krabby Patty... Burglar.
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Lame.
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Krabby will be here soon.
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He, uh, had to take the bus.
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But in the meantime,
let's have some fun!
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You kids like bubbles?
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No.
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Well, you've never
seen my bubbles.
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Voila!
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A bubble shaped
like a jellyfish.
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How about that?
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Still lame.
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Okay.
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Prepare to be blown back
on your tail fins.
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Ta-dah!
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Uh. Uh.
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You stink!
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Bring on the clown!
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Okay.
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Now for a finale.
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Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
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Boo!
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Boo!
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Boo!
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Boo!
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My eyes!
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Whoa-oh-oh!
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They seem to respond
to me being in pain.
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They enjoy
other people's misery.
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Hey, kids.
Check this out.
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I've got them
right where I want them.
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Aah!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ooh! Yow! Ow! Ooh! Yow!
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Mr. Krabs
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I can't take much more
of this stalling stuff.
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Always thinking about yourself.
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Get out there and stall!
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What happened to your arms
and legs, boy?
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The kids are using
them as boomerangs.
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Boomerangs?
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Oh, no!
They might break my windows.
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What are we going to do?
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Well, now that all
their money's counted
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tell them Krabby
has just arrived.
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Really? He's here?
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh,
boy, oh, boy, oh, boy...
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Get out there and tell them!
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Listen, everybody.
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Krabby the Clown
is in the building!
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Who do you want?!
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Krabby!
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When do you want him?!
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Now!
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Krabby! Krabby!
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Krabby! Krabby! Hooray!
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Hey, kids.
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Are you ready to meet
Krabby the Clown?
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Yay!
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All right. Here you go!
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Hey, kids.
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Uh, thank you all for coming.
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Thank you.
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Eat plenty of Krabby Patties.
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♪ Doo-doo, dee-doodly-doo
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♪ Doo-doo, dee-doo.
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Ah, Krabs, you'd done it again.
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I'll say you have.
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SpongeBob?
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How could you, Mr. Krabs?
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You promised these children
Krabby the Clown.
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But all I saw up there was...
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Cheapy the Cheapskate.
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Hey, I ain't cheap.
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Now take this tomato
back to the kitchen
before it spoils.
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But what about
the true meaning of summer?
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What about the children?
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The children?
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I don't care about the children.
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I just care about
their parents' money.
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Ah, the fact that their feeble
minds are easily manipulated
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by cheap playgrounds
and talentless clowns
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is no skin off my nose.
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Survival of the fittest,
SpongeBob.
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Survival of the fittest.
Heh-heh.
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Oh. Hey, kids.
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Uh... Uncle Krabs
has to go to the bank now.
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Get him!
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I suppose I'll never know
the true meaning of summer.
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I thought I knew it once
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but that was a long,
long time ago.
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You mean this morning?
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Yeah.
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Come outside, Mr. Squarepants.
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It's a summer miracle.
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Hoorah!
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Wow, thousands of dollars
fluttering in the breeze.
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I guess that's the true
meaning of summer.
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Where's Mr. Krabs?
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He's missing out
on all the summer fun.
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Let me go!
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I got to get some
of that green stuff.
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No!
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Not that green stuff!
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No!!
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Ah, finally, the weekend is here
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and this isn't just
any old weekend.
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This is the weekend SpongeBob
and Patrick go camping.
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Wouldn't it be great
if they got lost in the woods
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and never came back?
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Patrick, I'm scared.
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Ho-ho, that would be great.
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You've waited
a long time for this.
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A soft bed...
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Warm tea...
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A good book...
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And two whole days with no.
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What the...?
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00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:04,827
SpongeBob... aren't you two
270
00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:06,413
supposed to be camping?
271
00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:07,655
We arecamping.
272
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,517
SpongeBob, it's not camping
273
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,413
if you're ten feet
from your house.
274
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,586
It doesn't matter where you are
275
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,068
as long as you're outdoors.
276
00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:18,000
While all those soft city folk
are safe in their beds
277
00:13:18,103 --> 00:13:20,586
reading books, we're out
here pitting ourselves
278
00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:23,310
against the formidable
forces of nature.
279
00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:25,137
You want to join us?
280
00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:25,862
No.
281
00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:27,586
Okay. Have fun inside.
282
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:31,413
What do you mean,
have fun inside?
283
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:33,241
Just...
have fun inside.
284
00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:34,517
See you tomorrow.
285
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:37,137
Oh. Bye.
286
00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:38,241
You little sneak.
287
00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:40,068
I see what
you're doing. What?
288
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:43,620
Don't think I can't
see what you're doing.
289
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:44,620
What?
290
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,206
You're saying I can't take it.
291
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,379
But all I...
292
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,862
You're saying I'm soft.
293
00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:53,827
You think your little
"have fun inside" challenge
294
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:56,379
is going to make me
come camping with you
295
00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:58,241
but that is
never going to happen.
296
00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:01,862
There's no way I'm going
to sit out here all night
297
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:03,379
with you two losers.
298
00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:05,310
So get used to it.
299
00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:06,413
Okay.
300
00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:08,586
Have fun inside.
301
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:09,931
That's it!
I'm in!
302
00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:11,655
I'll show you camping.
303
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:15,172
Squidward's going to come
camping with us.
304
00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:20,448
Now you'll see how a real...
305
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,206
outdoorsman does it.
306
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,517
Here we are...
My remote-controlled
307
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,620
self-assembling tent.
308
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:31,482
Watch and learn.
309
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,103
That was great, Squidward
310
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:39,827
but how do you get inside?
311
00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:41,896
Yeah, it's all crushy-looking.
312
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000
It isn't put up yet, you idiots.
313
00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:49,344
Customization.
314
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:50,965
Genius.
315
00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:54,275
He's tenderizing the ground.
316
00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:55,896
Of course.
317
00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:00,551
Write that down,
write that down!
318
00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:04,379
Huh?
319
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:07,068
Voila.
320
00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:15,241
But what could compare to just
lying out under the stars?
321
00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:20,448
Well, Iworked up an appetite
322
00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,551
as big as all outdoors.
323
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,034
Time for a little grub.
324
00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:26,517
I suppose you two
are going to stew up
325
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,137
some twigs and rocks, right?
326
00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:31,206
No, we got something
even better...
327
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,379
Marshmallows.
328
00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:37,275
Mmm-mm.
329
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:38,724
Just like the astronauts eat.
330
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:42,724
Patrick to SpongeBob.
Patrick to SpongeBob.
331
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:43,965
Do you read me? Over.
332
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,413
SpongeBob to Patrick.
333
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:47,586
I read you. Over.
334
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,068
Patrick to SpongeBob.
335
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:51,620
I like going.
336
00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:52,965
Over.
337
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,068
SpongeBob to Patrick.
338
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,241
Me, too.
339
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:05,448
SpongeBob to Patrick,
help yourself. Over.
340
00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:06,551
Yummy.
341
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,620
Patrick to SpongeBob.
342
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,965
The deliciousness has landed.
343
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:15,448
Well, you two astronauts
can eat marshmallows.
344
00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:16,551
I'm going to have a can
345
00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:19,517
of Swedish barnacle balls...
just as soon
346
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,517
as I can get my can opener.
347
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,448
But, Squidward
348
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:23,671
didn't you take a can opener
349
00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:24,793
when you hiked out here?
350
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:25,896
Why would I bother?
351
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,655
We're ten feet from my house.
352
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:28,965
But this is the wilderness.
353
00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:32,379
It just doesn't seem to
fit the camping spirit.
354
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,620
Pretty weenie.
355
00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:35,827
All right, all right.
356
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,965
Give me a marshmallow.
357
00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,206
Ha-ha-ha.
358
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:02,413
Ha-ha-ha.
359
00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:06,241
Okay, besides spitting
molten foodstuffs at me
360
00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:08,862
what else do you do for fun?
361
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,551
Well... after a long day
of camping
362
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:16,482
it's nice to unwind with
a nice, relaxing campfire song.
363
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:20,034
I call this one
"The Campfire Song Song."
364
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:22,758
♪ Let's gather round
the campfire ♪
365
00:17:22,862 --> 00:17:24,827
♪ And sing our
campfire song ♪
366
00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:29,551
♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E
S-O-N-G song ♪
367
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:32,758
♪ And if you don't think
that we can sing it ♪
368
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,517
♪ Faster, then you're wrong
369
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:38,586
♪ But it'll help
if you just sing along... ♪
370
00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:41,724
♪ Bom, bom, bom
371
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,413
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E
S-O-N-G song ♪
372
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:47,034
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E
S-O-N-G song ♪
373
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,320
♪ And if you don't
think that we ♪
374
00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,596
♪ Can sing it faster,
then you are wrong ♪
375
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,965
♪ But it'll help
if you just sing along... ♪
376
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:55,620
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E
S-O-N-G song ♪ Patrick!
377
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:57,517
♪ Song. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...
378
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,172
Squidward.
379
00:17:59,275 --> 00:17:59,827
Good.
380
00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:02,655
♪ It'll help...
381
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,103
♪ It'll help...
382
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:09,068
♪ If you just sing along...
383
00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,000
♪ Oh, yeah!
384
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:16,862
Now, wasn't that relaxing?
385
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:17,620
No.
386
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:19,586
Thisis relaxing.
387
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:24,758
Oh, no!
388
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:28,000
I'll save you, Squidward.
389
00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:33,379
Squidward, are you all right?
390
00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:34,310
That's it.
391
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,655
Chew... chew...
and swallow.
392
00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:39,827
There. Better?
393
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:40,793
Better?!
394
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:42,379
I was just fine
until you launched
395
00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,724
that ballistic junk food
into my windpipe!
396
00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:46,172
But I had to. It's
too dangerous
397
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:49,896
to play the clarinet badly
out here in the wilderness.
398
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,620
It might attract...
399
00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:54,344
a sea bear.
400
00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:55,551
A sea bear?
401
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:58,896
You mean like the ones
that... don't exist?!
402
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,827
What are you saying?
403
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,620
There's no such thing.
404
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,896
They're just a myth.
405
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Oh, no, Squidward.
406
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,517
Sea bears are all too real.
407
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,724
It says so in the
Bikini Bottom Inquirer.
408
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:11,068
"I married a Sea Bear"?
409
00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:13,413
Yeah, and Fake Science Monthly.
410
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:16,344
"Sea Bears and
Fairytales Are Real"?
411
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:20,172
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
412
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:22,310
Well, maybe it isstupid
413
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:23,793
but it's also dumb.
414
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:24,976
Patrick's right, Squidward...
415
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,344
Sea Bears are
no laughing matter.
416
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:28,310
Why, once I met this guy
who knew this guy
417
00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:29,862
who knew this guy
who knew this guy
418
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:31,793
who knew this guy
who knew this guy
419
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:32,896
who knew this guy
420
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,251
who knew this guy
who knew this guy
421
00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:35,931
who knew this guy
who knew this guy
422
00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:37,586
who knew this guy
who knew this guy
423
00:19:37,689 --> 00:19:39,310
who knew this guy
who knew this guy
424
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:40,862
who knew this guy's cousin...
425
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:41,965
You're right!
426
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,724
I should be more careful.
427
00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:45,482
In fact, why don't you tell me
428
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,586
all of the things I shouldn't do
429
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:50,517
if I want to keep
the sea bears away.
430
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:51,517
Okay, that's easy.
431
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,724
First off,
don't play the clarinet.
432
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,137
Okay, then what?
433
00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:56,976
Never wave your flashlight
back and forth really fast.
434
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,172
Flashlights are
their natural prey.
435
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:00,103
You're kidding.
436
00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:01,758
Don't stomp around...
They take that
437
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:02,896
as a challenge.
Yeah.
438
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,689
Go on.
439
00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:05,137
Don't ever eat cheese.
440
00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:06,241
Sliced or cubed?
441
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,137
Cubed. Sliced is fine.
442
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,344
Yeah, yeah. And?
443
00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:12,620
Never wear a sombrero......in
a goofy fashion.
444
00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,689
Or clown shoes.
Or a hoop
skirt.
445
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,655
And never...
Ever...
446
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:17,827
Ever!
Duh!
447
00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:20,172
Screech like a chimpanzee!
448
00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:21,275
Wow. It's amazing
449
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:24,517
how many things
can set a sea bear off.
450
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,827
They're horrible.
451
00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:29,517
And... and suddenly,
I have the sense
452
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,689
we're all in danger.
453
00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:32,931
Why?
Why?
454
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:35,448
I don't know...
455
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,793
Just a feeling!
456
00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:38,758
No.
457
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,862
Yes.
458
00:20:39,896 --> 00:20:40,896
No.
459
00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:43,551
Squidward, please don't.
460
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,586
SpongeBob, what are
we going to do?
461
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:52,241
A sea bear is sure
to come and eat us.
462
00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:53,517
Don't worry, Patrick.
463
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,137
I'll draw us an anti-sea bear
circle in the dirt.
464
00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:57,034
Good thinking.
465
00:20:57,137 --> 00:20:58,275
All the experts say
466
00:20:58,379 --> 00:21:00,551
it's the only defense
against a sea bear attack.
467
00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:04,310
Ha-ha-ha-ha. You guys
are so gullible.
468
00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:09,310
See? I did everything
that attracts a sea bear
469
00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:11,137
and nothing happened.
470
00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:14,482
If sea bears really exist,
why didn't one show up?
471
00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:16,413
Maybe it's because
you're not wearing
472
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:18,586
your sombrero
in a goofy fashion.
473
00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:20,034
Oh, pfft. Sorry.
474
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,758
How silly of me.
475
00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:23,689
You mean like this?
476
00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:29,172
No. Like that.
477
00:21:42,862 --> 00:21:45,586
Squidward, are you okay?
478
00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:46,758
No.
479
00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:49,896
Quick. Jump inside our
anti-sea bear circle
480
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,172
before he comes back.
481
00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:54,724
Yeah. Sea bears
often attack
more than once.
482
00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:55,827
Are you crazy?
483
00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:59,206
A dirt circle won't
stop that monster.
484
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,379
I'm running for my life.
485
00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:02,482
No!
486
00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:10,793
Don't run! Sea
bears hate that.
487
00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:12,620
Thanks for the tip.
488
00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:16,103
I guess I'll just
limp home, then.
489
00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:17,206
No!
490
00:22:24,103 --> 00:22:27,068
They hate limping
more than running!
491
00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:30,034
Well, I guess I'll just have...
492
00:22:32,724 --> 00:22:37,137
I should have warned you
about crawling.
493
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,965
What did I do that time?
494
00:22:43,068 --> 00:22:47,034
I don't know. I guess
he just doesn't like you.
495
00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:49,000
Pretend to be somebody else.
496
00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:50,827
Here, draw a circle.
497
00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:52,896
Okay.
498
00:22:58,172 --> 00:22:59,862
That was an oval!
499
00:22:59,965 --> 00:23:02,689
It has to be a circle!
500
00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:03,793
Move over!
501
00:23:14,965 --> 00:23:16,965
Hey. It worked.
502
00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:19,275
You guys saved my life.
503
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,758
Yeah. I'm glad it was
just a sea bear.
504
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:27,931
This circle would never
hold back a sea rhinoceros.
505
00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:29,379
What attracts them?
506
00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:32,068
The sound of a sea bear attack.
507
00:23:33,172 --> 00:23:34,586
Huh. Good thing
we're all wearing
508
00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:37,310
our anti-sea
rhinoceros
undergarments.
509
00:23:37,413 --> 00:23:38,793
Right, Squidward?
510
00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:39,896
Uh-huh.
511
00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:46,931
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