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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ooh!
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob
Squarepants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!♪Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON
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Oh, no, I lost my pen.
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You can borrow mine.
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Thanks.
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I lost something once.
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I lost something
I couldn't live without...
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My identity.
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So anyway, thanks for the pen.
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No problem, hon.
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It all started last week...
Monday morning to be exact...
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The day I lost my identity.
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I got to go.
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Good morning, world,
and all who inhabit it.
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Awk! Gary, help! I can't see.
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Gary!
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Gary, are you there?
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Gary? Gary, buddy?
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I need you to be my eyes, okay?
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Am I near the bathroom?
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Gary? Gary? Gar?
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Gary.
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Now that my horrific
incident of terror is over
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how 'bout some breakfast?
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♪ The most important meal
of the day ♪
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♪ Serving it up
Gary's way... pop! ♪
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Enjoy, buddy.
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Mmm. You know, I've been feeding
this to Gary for years
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and I don't even know
what it tastes like.
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Bleah!
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Bleah!
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Bleah!
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What is it, Peterson?
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I'm not sure.
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I feel... a disturbance.
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That was the worst thing
I've ever tasted.
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Oh, well, at least
I'll never have to do it again.
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Barnacles!
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All these shenanigans
made me late for work.
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Uh-oh.
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All right.
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Hi, SpongeBob.
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Hi, Patrick.
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la
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♪ La-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-lah ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-lah
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♪ La-la-la-la
la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la
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♪ La-la-la-la
la-la-la... ♪
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Wait a minute.
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When exactly did you
lose your identity?
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Yeah, and who's Patrick?
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Why did you eat Snail-Po?
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Have patience, good people.
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A great story can't be rushed.
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However, I willskip ahead
to The Krusty Krab.
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Order up!
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One Krabby Patty, grilled
with the fiery warmth
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of my beating heart. Enjoy.
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Thanks.
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Uh...
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Oh.
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Is there a problem?
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Well, you really should
be wearing a name tag
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so I can thank you properly.
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While it is against
my philosophy
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to disagree with a customer
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I must point out that I am,
in fact, wearing a name tag...
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right here.
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Huh?
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Uh... SpongeBob.
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Oh, Squidward, it's terrible.
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It's the most terrible thing
that's ever happened to me.
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I lost my name tag.
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Pourquoi?!
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SpongeBob, take it easy.
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I'm sure you can get a new one.
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But I don't want
a new one, Squidward.
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My name tag is
out there somewhere.
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Lost... Hungry...
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Who will help it?
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What if someone's using it?
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All right, nobody move!
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This is a bank robbery!
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Attica!
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I'm innocent, I tell ya.
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Wow... Ooh...
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Squidward, what happened?
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Huh? Oh, you fainted
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because you lost your
name tag or something.
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Huh?
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SpongeBob, will you get
ahold of yourself?
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Since when is losing
your name tag
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the end of the world?
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Attention, all employees!
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Just a quick heads-up, boys.
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There's going to be
a surprise uniform inspection
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in one hour.
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Anyone who doesn't pass,
gets the boot.
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This boot, to be exact.
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It's very stinky
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and you have to wear it all day.
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See you in an hour.
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SpongeBob, if you really want
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to find your name tag,
just retrace your steps.
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Retrace my steps?
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Squidward, you're a genius.
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Huh. Huh. A genius.
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Well, I don't know
about that, but...
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Cover me till I get back, okay?
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Oh, sure, sure.
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A genius. Well,
how about.... Hey!
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Let's see.
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If I'm going to retrace my steps
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I got to remember
everything I did this morning.
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Hi, SpongeBob.
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Oh, hi, Patrick.
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You said hi to me
this morning, right?
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As I do every morning.
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Well, I need you to do it again.
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That wasn't part
of the deal, Squarepants.
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Patrick, what are
you talking about?
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My hellos aren't just
some tape recording
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that you can rewind
and play over and over.
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They're special.
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Patrick, this is an emergency.
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I lost my name tag this morning
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and I need to retrace my steps.
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You lost your name tag?
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Okay, Patrick, you
know the plan, right?!
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I got it, I got it.
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You're going to retrace your
steps and when you walk by me
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I say, "Hi,"
just like this morning.
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Perfect!
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Mm, I guess I should start
with when I woke up.
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I sure hope this works.
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Good morning, world,
and all who inhabit it.
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Awk!
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So far, so good.
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I don't see my name tag up here.
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Now that my horrific incident
of terror is over
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how 'bout some breakfast?
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♪ The most important meal
of the day ♪
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♪ Serving it up
Gary's way. ♪
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Bleah!
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Okay. Next I just have
to walk outside
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and say hi to Patrick.
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Patrick!
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What?
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You were supposed
to say hi to me.
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Hi.
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Oh. All right,
let's take it from the top.
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Bye, SpongeBob.
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Don't forget your
line this time!
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I won't.
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Good morning, world
and all who inhabit it.
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♪ The most important
meal of the day ♪
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♪ La-la-la, Gary's way
Bleah!
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Patrick, why
didn't you say hi to me?
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What's my motivation?
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Forget the motivation.
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Just say hi!
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Hi, Patrick.
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Wait! I'm Patrick.
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Let's try it again.
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Bleah!
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Hi, SpongeBoob.
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SpongeBoob?!
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I-I said... ha-ha!
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Who's SpongeBoob?
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I said SpongeBoob!
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Again, again. Sorry, people.
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♪ The most important
meal of the day ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, Gary's way.
Bleah!
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I got the giggles.
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Oh, what's the use?
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I'll never find my name tag
in time for inspection.
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Well, what did you do
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after I said hi to
you this morning?
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Hmm. Let's see.
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I skipped merrily
to The Krusty Krab.
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Said hello to old man Jenkins.
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Hi, Mr. J.
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Placed an apple
on Mr. Krabs's desk
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and that's about it.
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Oh, and these two guys
threw me in the dumpster.
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Yi-yi-yi.
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Good one, guys!
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Whoa!
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That's it!
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Your name tag is in the apple
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on Mr. Krabs' desk.
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Patrick, you're a genius.
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Oh, wait, he's probably
thrown it away by now.
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Well, then, we'll
look in the dumpster.
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What is that stench?
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That is the stench of discovery.
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Come on, buddy, I'll
give you a boost.
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Hop on, pal.
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Yup-ho!
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Hey, it's not so bad,
once you get used to it.
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I wish I had a nose.
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Come on in, buddy,
the garbage is fine.
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Cannonball!
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You look over there
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and I'll look over here.
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Okay.
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Patrick.
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I'm looking, I'm looking.
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Patrick.
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Patrick!
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I'm looking as fast as I can.
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Patrick!!
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Thank you.
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Here, let me get that.
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Hey, look... a
Stingray 5000 single.
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Hey, these guys rock!
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Why would anybody
throw this away?
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Have you forgotten
what we're looking for
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knee deep in yesterday's
Top 40 songs?
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Yes.
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I'll give you a hint:
Two words.
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First word, "my."
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Second word, "name tag."
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Could I have another hint?
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Patrick, I would love
to sit here
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and play "20 Questions" with you
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but I've only got
one minute till inspection.
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Aah! One minute?!
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Hurry, Patrick!
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We don't have much time.
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Hey, SpongeBob.
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Not now, Patrick.
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I know where your name tag is.
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Where? Where?
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Uh...
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I can't remember.
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Patrick, I don't
have time for this.
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There it is!
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Where?!
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Uh. I forgot again.
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Patrick, are you with me
or against me?
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Well, could you give me a hint?
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There! I see it!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah...
The boy who cried, "Name tag."
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If you're not going to help me
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then just go crawl
back under your rock.
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Well, at least I don't
wear my shirt backwards.
268
00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:14,482
My shirt backward? What the...?
269
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,310
My shirt's on backwards!
270
00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:20,344
I had my identity all along.
271
00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:23,206
Oh, and just in time.
272
00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:24,827
Thanks, Patrick.
273
00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:26,379
Don't mention it, buddy.
274
00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:30,241
Fall in for inspection!
275
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,379
All right, you two.
276
00:11:33,551 --> 00:11:35,551
Hat and uniform
seem to be in order.
277
00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:36,827
Hmm...
278
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:40,655
Promise me you'll shave
tonight and you pass.
279
00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:42,000
Hoo-rah.
280
00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:44,103
Okay, boy, your turn.
281
00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,931
I think you'll find
everything ship-shape.
282
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:52,275
Jumping jellyfish,
what's that stench?
283
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,206
Uh, discovery?
284
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:58,965
And that's how I got
my identity back.
285
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,344
Welp, that's my story.
286
00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:04,655
Well, you managed
to kill 11 minutes.
287
00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:08,551
Thanks, uh...
288
00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:09,655
Betty.
289
00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:11,586
What? Oh, sweetie,
I'm not Betty.
290
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:15,310
I just borrowed her uniform
while mine's at the cleaners.
291
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,862
Ah, The Krusty Krab
292
00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,620
home of the delicious
Krabby Patty
293
00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:36,827
and its super-secret recipe.
294
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,448
Attention, Krusty Krab crew!
295
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,000
All hands report immediately!
296
00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:44,931
Fry Cook SpongeBob
reporting, sir!
297
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:47,000
What's all the yelling about?
298
00:12:47,103 --> 00:12:48,931
Today is the 25th anniversary
299
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,655
of the first time
me archenemy Plankton
300
00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:53,620
ever tried to steal me secret
301
00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:55,034
Krabby Patty formula.
302
00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:57,310
Can I have the secret formula?
303
00:12:57,413 --> 00:12:58,689
No! Okay.
304
00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:00,862
But he was persistent.
305
00:13:00,965 --> 00:13:02,965
Pretty please? Uh-huh.
306
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,482
He used disguise...
307
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,206
Super-science...
308
00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:16,206
civil disobedience...
309
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,793
and I always came out on top.
310
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:20,103
Fascinating.
311
00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:22,931
But thousands of failures
have made him crafty
312
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:25,241
so keep your eyes open.
313
00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:27,206
You never know
what trick he'll use
314
00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:29,586
to steal me secret
Krabby Patty formula.
315
00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:32,310
What a quaint restaurant.
316
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:34,827
I think I will sample
their wares.
317
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,827
Ooh, how weird...
318
00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:39,172
A machine made to
look like a customer.
319
00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:42,448
SpongeBob, why don't you go
hose out the men's room.
320
00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:43,965
With pleasure, sir!
321
00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:46,068
I'lltake this one.
322
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:49,655
Welcome to The Krusty Krab, sir.
323
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:51,344
May I help you?
324
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:52,482
Yes, please.
325
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:55,068
I'd like an order
of chili coral bits.
326
00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:57,965
You sure you don't want
a Krabby Patty?
327
00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,793
No, thank you.
328
00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:01,310
Will this cover it?
329
00:14:01,413 --> 00:14:03,344
Uh... sure.
330
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,379
Here you go.
331
00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:09,034
Good day.
332
00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:11,827
Hm. I was sure it was
one of Plankton's tricks.
333
00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:13,482
Well, at least his money's good.
334
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,413
Aha!
335
00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:21,068
Plankton! You knew I would
never distrust a dollar!
336
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,551
That's right, Krabs.
337
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:25,931
Now, hand over the secret
Krabby Patty formula!
338
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,827
Or what?
339
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,275
I don't know.
340
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,413
I never thought
I'd get this far.
341
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:34,344
Well, then, allow me to
suggest your next move.
342
00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:38,620
Yowww!
343
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,344
Curse you, Krabs!
344
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,482
And now for the chaser.
345
00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,344
You just wait, Krabs!
346
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:56,517
Next time I'll...
347
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,137
Who am I kidding?
348
00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:02,344
At least I can go home
to a wife who understands.
349
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:06,172
So, tell me what happened.
350
00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:08,103
I don't want to talk about it.
351
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,103
Talking will make
you feel better.
352
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,517
Leave me alone.
353
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:15,000
That's your problem...
You never let anyone in.
354
00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:16,862
Plankton the rock,
Plankton the loner.
355
00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,758
And she's off,
ladies and gentlemen.
356
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,310
You have to do
everything yourself.
357
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:23,000
That's why everything you try
ends up like this.
358
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,172
And like this.
359
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,000
And more recently, like this.
360
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:39,034
I'm a failure!
361
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,103
It's not that bad.
362
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,517
You just require a little help.
363
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,482
Maybe some henchmen.
364
00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:46,586
Henchmen?
365
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,344
Yes. What you need to do
366
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,827
is surround yourself
with muscular tough guys
367
00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:54,000
who will do whatever you say.
368
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,620
I like the sound of that.
369
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:59,655
I'll canvass all the seediest
lowbrow dives in town
370
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,413
to find my minions.
371
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:05,000
And I know just how to speak
their language.
372
00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:08,448
Felicitations, malefactors!
373
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,241
I am endeavoring
to misappropriate
374
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,241
the formulary
for the preparation
375
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:16,103
of affordable comestibles.
376
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:18,172
Who will join me?!
377
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:21,413
I don't get it...
No matter what I do
378
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:26,103
I always end up being squashed
by someone bigger than me.
379
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,206
Oh, come on.
380
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,620
I think you're overreacting.
381
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,172
Sorry.
382
00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,862
That's okay... I'm no different
383
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:39,068
than the millions
of other plankton in the sea.
384
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,724
The plankton family
385
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:44,172
has always been pushed around
and stepped on.
386
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:46,758
Wait. That's it.
387
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:49,103
Acting alone, we're powerless
388
00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:51,655
but united, the plankton family
389
00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:54,517
could be a real pain
in the belly!
390
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:58,206
Krabs may think one plankton
is no problem
391
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,379
but let's see him take on two
392
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:01,379
or ten
393
00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:02,206
or 100
394
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,689
or 1,000!
395
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,517
And why stop there?
396
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:12,551
I'll gather every family member
from every corner of the ocean.
397
00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:14,689
The entire plankton family
398
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,724
under one roof!
399
00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:20,206
Krabs won't stand a chance
400
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,413
against the staggering intellect
401
00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:25,724
of a million super-smart
criminal masterminds!
402
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,896
They're here!
403
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,344
Welcome, brethren!
404
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:36,620
Hey, look here, buddy...
It's Cousin Plankton!
405
00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:38,896
Yee-haw!
406
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,896
I've been away from home
longer than I thought.
407
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,448
Well, howdy, cousin!
408
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:44,655
Guh...
409
00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:46,241
It's me, Clem.
410
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:48,103
Of course, you remember Zeke
411
00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:50,206
Rufus, Jete, Billy Bob,
Billy Jim
412
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,206
Billy Billy Bo Willy
Banana Fana Fo Filly
413
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,586
Doug, Enos...
414
00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:55,724
Julio, Fletcher McGee,
Rainchild...
415
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,655
All right, I get it!
416
00:17:57,758 --> 00:18:01,413
I mean, uh, come inside,
make yourself at home.
417
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:04,689
I'd like you to meet
my computer wife, Karen.
418
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,758
Golly, she sure is
pretty, Sheldon.
419
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,206
Sheldon?
420
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:13,068
Yes, that's my first name.
421
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:17,137
Sheldon?! Will you please...?
422
00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:19,827
I'm sorry. All right
423
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:22,344
as I was saying...
424
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:25,103
Okay, we all know
Sheldon's a funny name.
425
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,310
O-ho-kay.
Okay, I'm done.
426
00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:30,068
No more.Good.
427
00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:32,241
To continue.
428
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,965
Only you can bring honor...
429
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,172
And dignity...
430
00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:44,310
Back to the plankton...
431
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:51,000
For years, it has been my goal
432
00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:54,137
to acquire
the secret formula for...
433
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,172
Okay, that's enough!
434
00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:57,517
Sheldon! Ha...
435
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,689
Bottom line:
we invade The Krusty Krab
436
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,896
so I can steal
the secret formula.
437
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,379
What do you think?
438
00:19:03,482 --> 00:19:05,103
Uh, what's in it for us?
439
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,344
Hey, what about us?!
440
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:09,724
Well, what do you want?
441
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:13,310
Garsh! Could I get
a new string for my banjo?
442
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,758
And another boot
to match this 'un?
443
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,448
And some more memory
for my laptop?
444
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,103
What about root beer?
445
00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:21,655
Root beer?!
446
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,034
Help me get the secret formula
447
00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:28,379
and you can have as much
root beer as you can drink.
448
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:33,689
Victory, thy name is plankton!
449
00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:36,241
Well, Mr. Squidward
450
00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:39,137
it's almost closing time,
and we haven't seen
451
00:19:39,241 --> 00:19:41,620
eye or antenna
of old Plankton for hours.
452
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:45,137
Yes, sir, I think this time,
he's finally given up...
453
00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:48,379
Attention,
Krusty Krab management.
454
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:50,206
This is your better speaking.
455
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,448
What?!
456
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:54,413
I have the restaurant
surrounded.
457
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:56,448
Give me the secret formula
458
00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:59,310
or I'll destroy The Krusty Krab.
459
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:01,655
Eh, you and what army, bug?
460
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,310
What army?
461
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:04,862
What army?!
462
00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:07,379
Look around you, Krabs.
463
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,862
You planted grass?
464
00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:11,034
Grass?!
465
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,344
Uh-oh.
466
00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:25,758
You'll never get away with it,
Plankton!
467
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:29,172
You're right...
the pipes are
much too narrow.
468
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:34,482
Besides, what I really want
is the Krabby Patty formula.
469
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,758
Well, you might as well
forget it!
470
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,448
The formula is locked away
in me safe
471
00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:41,793
and I'll never give you
the combination.
472
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,310
Silence!
473
00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:47,344
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
474
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:52,241
I think you'll find
we're more than capable
475
00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:55,275
of figuring it out
for ourselves.
476
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,724
Oh, boys?
477
00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:03,448
That's it...
A little to the left.
478
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:04,620
Curse you plankton
479
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:06,517
and your ability
to join together
480
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,655
to form a working human ear.
481
00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:15,896
Hot dog!
482
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,586
Yes!
483
00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:21,896
It's mine! The formula's mine!
484
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,034
After all these years,
it's finally mine!
485
00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:31,172
Let it be known that on this day
486
00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:34,379
I, Sheldon J. Plankton
487
00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:38,241
single-handedly overthrew
The Krusty Krab!
488
00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:41,068
Ahem!
489
00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:47,482
A-And if course, I had
a little help from the family.
490
00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:50,034
Plankton, wait!
You can't look
at the formula!
491
00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:51,931
Begging won't help.
492
00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:54,620
I'm telling you,
you won't be able
to handle the truth.
493
00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:56,517
There's some things
in this world
494
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,586
that weren't meant
for mortal eyes.
495
00:21:58,689 --> 00:21:59,793
Eye.
496
00:21:59,896 --> 00:22:01,068
Eye.
497
00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:02,551
I don't care.
498
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,551
Drumroll, please!
499
00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:09,413
Finally, after all these years
500
00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:14,103
I'm about to find out what makes
a Krabby Patty taste so good.
501
00:22:14,206 --> 00:22:18,413
The secret recipe
for one Krabby Patty is...
502
00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,103
"A pinch of salt..."
503
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,482
Plankton, wait!
504
00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:24,482
"three teaspoons
of chopped onions..."
505
00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:25,586
I'm warning you.
506
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,931
"a cup of love..."
507
00:22:28,034 --> 00:22:29,034
Don't do it!
508
00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:30,448
"mixed together
509
00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:33,448
"with the most important
ingredient of all...
510
00:22:33,551 --> 00:22:36,827
"four heaping pounds
of freshly ground...
511
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,793
plankton"?
512
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,620
I warned you.
513
00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:58,068
Hey, why ain't you running?
514
00:22:58,172 --> 00:22:59,965
Well, I can't read.
515
00:23:00,068 --> 00:23:01,551
Get out of here.
516
00:23:01,655 --> 00:23:03,241
Hyuh, hyuh, hyuh, hyuh.
517
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,655
Hey, guys. Did
I miss anything?
518
00:23:08,758 --> 00:23:11,689
Mr. Krabs, is this really
the secret ingredient
519
00:23:11,793 --> 00:23:13,482
for the Krabby Patty?
520
00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:14,758
Of course not.
521
00:23:14,862 --> 00:23:16,827
And Plankton'll probably
figure that out
522
00:23:16,931 --> 00:23:19,517
and be back again to find out
what the real formula is.
523
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:21,517
But don't worry, boys...
524
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,689
The formula's safe from harm.
525
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,344
I got it hidden
in me most secret
hiding place...
526
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:30,241
A place no one,
not even Plankton,
would ever figure out.
527
00:23:32,103 --> 00:23:35,413
Let me guess... it's at home
under your mattress.
528
00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:41,275
Curse you, Squidward!
529
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:49,172
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