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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob
Squarepants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!♪Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON
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Time for boating school!
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Let it rip, Gary.
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Ah...
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Ta-da!
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Not bad, partner in crime.
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The toasts could have been
a little darker, though.
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See you later.
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Hey, SpongeBob, want
to go jelly fishing?
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Sorry, Patrick, I can't.
I have school today.
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What am I supposed to do all day
while you're at school?
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I don't know. What do you
normally do when I'm gone?
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Wait for you to get back.
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Wait a second, Patrick.
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Why don't you come
to school with me?
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Hey, that's a great idea.
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You and me in school together
as classmates.
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Think about it!
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Wow.
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Brace yourself, Patrick.
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I'm about to introduce you
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to the greatest academic
thrill ride of your lifetime.
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I have no line.
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Behold, Patrick,
the hallway of learning.
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And here's the fountain
of learning.
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And these are the lockers
of learning.
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And these are the stairs
of learning, right?
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No, they're just the stairs.
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Theseare the stairs of learning.
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Where's everyone?
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I don't know.
Home probably.
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Class doesn't
start till 9:00.
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6:20?
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But I thought
you said you were late.
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Late for being early.
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Hey!
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When'll you start
wearing a watch?
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And now for the room
with the most class:
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the classroom.
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Huh?!
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And here's the chalkboard.
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It's the ladle
that helps us drink
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from the fountain of knowledge.
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Oh!
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And those drinks
are recorded here
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on the Good Noodles Board.
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Huh? Oh, sorry.
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Attendance.
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Penmanship.
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Basic Desk Sanitation.
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Advanced Desk Sanitation.
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I'll add your name
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so you can start collecting
good noodle stars, too.
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There you are.
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Look at all the stars you have.
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I'll never be that good.
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Oh, now, Patrick
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I'm just like everyone else
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no matter how many stars I have.
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Ahem!
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Seventy-four.
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Who said that?
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Was it him?
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I doubt it.
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That's Roger,
our class science project.
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What does he teach us?
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The greatest lesson of all:
the precious value of life.
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You see, Patrick, Roger Shell
represents the fragile line
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between life and death
when behind the wheel of a boat.
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This lightbulb
represents knowledge.
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And without its energy
and warmth
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within minutes, Roger would die.
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Life, death!
Life, death!
Life, death!
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Life, death!
Life, death!
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Patrick!
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Sorry.
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The best part of being early is
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you get to sit close
to the teacher.
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Think you can handle
the second chair?
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I'm waiting!
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This is gonna be great!
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Hello, class.
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My name is Mrs. Puff.
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And the only reason I say that
is because I see we have
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a new student.
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Young man, why
don't you stand up
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and introduce yourself.
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Who's the fat kid talking to?
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You, Patrick;
she's the teacher.
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Oh.
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Come on, now,
tell the class your name.
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Don't be nervous.
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Uh... Duh...
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We just want to know your name.
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Duh... Duh...
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Duh...
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Duh!
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Twenty-four.
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Oh, great, another genius.
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Why are they laughing?
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I guess it's just in the timing.
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Oh.
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Today's first lesson
will be on "Turning."
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Twenty-four.
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Hey, Patrick.
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What?
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I thought of something
funnier than 24.
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Let me hear it.
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Twenty-five.
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That's enough!
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Young man, this
is your first day
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so I'll let you
off with a warning.
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As for you, SpongeBob
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I expect more
from a good noodle.
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Pay attention.
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Yes, Mrs. Puff.
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Now, then, "Turning":
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what every driver should know.
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When you are turning
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it is important
to signal at least...
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"Big Fat Meanie"?!
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Patrick, you can't do that!
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She's the teacher.
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What about the teacher?
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What...
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As if I really look like this!
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SpongeBob, I believe you know
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the punishment
for two classroom disruptions.
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No.
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I'm sorry, SpongeBob
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but if one wishes
to bea good noodle
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one must behave
like a good noodle.
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I'm a good noodle!
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I'm a good noodle!
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You'll get this star
back when you earn it.
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Nooo!
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No! No! No!
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No! No! No! No! No!
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No! No!
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Mrs. Puff,
is it nap time?
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SpongeBob, I've had enough
of your nonsense.
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Now collect your things
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and move to the available desk
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in the back of the room!
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But... me? But why?
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Because the Big Fat Meanie
said so.
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Now go!
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Thanks a lot, Patrick.
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Sure thing, buddy.
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Oh, I guess I could be
a good noodle from back here.
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Now, as I was saying,
when turning left, you must...
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It's so hard to hear.
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What kind of student
sits back here anyway?
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Where am I?
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Psst! SpongeBob.
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Just ignore him, SpongeBob.
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Psst!
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SpongeBob, over here.
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Whatever you do,
don't look at him.
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Psst! SpongeBob.
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Psst!
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SpongeBob!
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SpongeBob?
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SpongeBob!
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SpongeBob.
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Psst!
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Over here.
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I'm trying to tell
you something.
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Something important.
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What?!
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Hi.
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Hi!
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Perhaps this would be
a good time for recess.
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Hey, buddy.
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Funny stuff in there.
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Funny stuff.
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There is nothing funny about
what you did in there, Patrick.
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You got me in trouble.
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You got me moved
to the back of the room!
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You caused me one
of my good noodle stars!
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Who cares about a stupid star?
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Gee, Patrick, it seems like
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you would care a lot
about stupid stars
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considering you areone.
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I'll deal with you after class.
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It isafter class.
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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I don't see anyone
fighting, do you?
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They're talking about us.
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We're fighting.
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I don't mind if I do.
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Fight! Fight! Fight...
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This is embarrassing.
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What's going on here?
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Well?
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SpongeBob and I were fighting.
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Fighting?
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Well, I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
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SpongeBob Squarepants, I hereby
sentence you and your friend
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to detention.
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Detention?
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May Neptune have mercy
on your soul.
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In one day I've gone from
good noodle to bad egg.
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It's all stupid Patrick's fault.
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I hate you, Patrick.
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I hate you more.
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Well, I'd hate you
no matter what.
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Yeah? Well I'd hate you
even if I didn't hate you.
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I'd hate you
even if that made sense.
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I'd hate you
even if you were me.
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That's how much I hate you.
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I'd hate you if even, uh...
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mm...
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I'd hate you even
if the lightbulb
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keeping Roger alive went out.
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I'm sorry I called you
a stupid star!
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I'm sorry I got you in trouble
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and got you moved
to the back of class
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and got your good
noodle star removed
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and shot spitballs...
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I'm sorry
your apology is so long.
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Me too. Let's save Roger!
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I'll keep him warm
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and you get a lightbulb
from the supply closet.
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Lightbulb.
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But why does it have
to be so far away?
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I'm coming, SpongeBob!
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Oh, where's Patrick?
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Oh, forget it.
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I've got to go
find Roger some warmth.
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The lightbulb!
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Without its warmth,
Roger will die.
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Roger!
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Without him
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the lightbulb will have
nothing to warm.
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We did it, Patrick.
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We saved Roger's life.
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Good job, boys.
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I saw the whole thing
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from behind
my one-way chalkboard
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and I couldn't be happier
with your teamwork.
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I've decided to give
you each one gold star.
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Although, I'm not sure
what saving an egg
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has to do with boating school.
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Boating school?
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I thought this
was Spanish class.
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See you, SpongeBob.
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See you, Big Fat Meanie.
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Hey, what'd I miss?
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Uh...
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What do you like better?
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The coral bits
or the nacho oyster skins?
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I like neither.
273
00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,758
Can I take your order?
274
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,022
How about the barnacle rings?
275
00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:42,517
Are they any good?
276
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,275
No. What will you have?
277
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,186
Well, uh, what's your vote
on the kelp...
278
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,896
Sir, let's just get
this out of the way.
279
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,724
I hate everything on the menu.
280
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,586
Now what do you want?
281
00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:54,103
Psst. Try
the coral bits.
282
00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:55,724
Uh, I'll try the coral bits.
283
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,586
That'll be one dollar.
284
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,034
What's going on?
285
00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:05,103
Something stupid, I'm sure.
286
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:10,344
Yippee!
287
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:22,758
Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! Whoo!
288
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:25,448
See? I told you.
289
00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:27,655
What's wrong
with Mr. Krabs?
290
00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:31,448
Nothing, lad.
291
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,379
Do you know what this is?
292
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,344
A very dirty dollar?
293
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:40,137
No! This is my one millionth
dollar earned.
294
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:44,758
Every Krab's goal in life
is to make a million dollars
295
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,620
and now I got mine.
296
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:48,413
Congratulations, sir.
297
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:52,793
You have just given me
my one millionth dollar.
298
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,241
Great.
299
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:55,896
What do I win?
300
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,206
Nothing.
301
00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:58,482
Now get out.
302
00:13:58,655 --> 00:13:59,758
What?
303
00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,000
Get out!
304
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,724
Everybody get out!
305
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,413
You're spoiling my moment.
306
00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:07,000
My millionth dollar.
307
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,758
Congratulations,
Mr. Krabs.
308
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:10,862
Congratulate yourselves, lads.
309
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,758
A captain's nothing
without his loyal crew.
310
00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:15,758
I mean, a crew like you
comes along
311
00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:17,931
maybe once in a lifetime.
312
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,827
And to reward you for helping me
313
00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:21,551
make my millionth dollar
314
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,413
I'm taking you on a trip.
315
00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:25,000
Wow! A trip!
316
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:26,758
I can't believe
it, Mr. Krabs.
317
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,827
Where are we going,
Fancy Spring?
318
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:29,931
No.
319
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,413
Pamper Island?
320
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,241
Try again.
321
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,551
Oh, oh, oh!
Bikini Bottom
Folk Village.
322
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:36,862
Better than that.
323
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,034
Clam fishing?
324
00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:42,137
This is the reward we get
for all our hard work?
325
00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:44,137
Fishing for stinky clams
326
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,793
in a smelly old boat
on a filthy lagoon?
327
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,448
You call this fun?
328
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:50,275
Aw, come on now, Squidward
329
00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,896
three fellas at sea
with nothing to do
330
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:55,068
but throw their lines
in the water
331
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,896
catch a few clams
and then throw them back.
332
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,206
Don't you think that's fun?
333
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:02,206
No.
334
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,551
And to think I could be wearing
a powdered wig right now.
335
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:07,965
Hey, Squidward,
you want me to
cast out over here
336
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,241
so you can watch me?
337
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:10,935
How about you
cast out over there
338
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:12,413
so I can ignore you.
339
00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:13,827
Okay.
340
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,586
Hey, watch where
you're swinging that...
341
00:15:23,862 --> 00:15:24,965
SpongeBob
342
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,620
be careful with...
343
00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:32,586
Okay, I've had enough.
344
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,206
Oh, Squidward,
you got to lighten up.
345
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:39,482
Sure, the lad's a bit overeager
346
00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:40,896
but you've got to learn
347
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,344
to roll with the punches.
348
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,448
Go with the flow.
349
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:46,758
And don't bring anything
on the boat
350
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:48,586
that you ain't prepared to lose.
351
00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:51,827
Ooh! Ugh!
352
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:53,862
Me millionth dollar!
353
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,344
SpongeBob
354
00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:57,517
wait!
355
00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,586
SpongeBob, you hooked
me millionth dollar
356
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,310
on the back swing.
357
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,137
Reel it in before I keelhaul ya.
358
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:07,965
Oh, no.
359
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,620
SpongeBob, quick, reel it in!
360
00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:11,413
Can't you hear the music?
361
00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:13,137
That's a 4/4 string
ostinato in D minor.
362
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:15,034
Every sailor knows
that means death.
363
00:16:15,344 --> 00:16:16,624
Reel it in before it's too late.
364
00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:18,172
Hurry, SpongeBob!
365
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,206
The music's getting faster!
366
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,034
There you are,
you stinking bilge rats!
367
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:26,586
Stop playing that music!
368
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,551
Stop it, please!
369
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,344
I'm begging you.
370
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,517
Come on, honey.
You can make it!
371
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,103
Swim faster!
372
00:16:34,379 --> 00:16:35,793
Come to me, baby!
373
00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:37,551
Come on back!
374
00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,620
Hurry, SpongeBob!
375
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,379
Here she comes.
376
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:43,034
Oh, please, please,
please, please.
377
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,137
Please, please, please.
378
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,379
She made it!
379
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,724
Yeah!
380
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,551
Oh, oh! Oh, ho-ho!
381
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:51,896
For a second or two,
I thought she was a goner.
382
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:12,137
So, some trip, hey, Mr. Krabs?
383
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,275
Oh, Squidward
384
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,482
you're never going
to believe it.
385
00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:21,862
A giant blue-lipped clam
ate me millionth dollar!
386
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,206
I lost me dollar
387
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:28,344
and I'll never get it back.
388
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,206
Never, never, never, never.
389
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:32,758
I've never seen Mr. Krabs
so broken up.
390
00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:36,379
Oh, please.
391
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:37,896
He's such a drama queen.
392
00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:39,172
Come on,
Mr. Krabs.
393
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,275
Drop the act.
394
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:45,206
Mr. Krabs, it's
just a stupid dollar.
395
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,448
For Pete's sake,
Mr. Krabs
396
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:50,931
suck it up!
397
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,724
Mr. Krabs.
398
00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,517
Mr. Krabs.
399
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:02,068
Okay, okay,
Mr. Krabs.
400
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,758
We'll help you get
your dollar back.
401
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,655
You will?
402
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:07,793
Great!
403
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:09,379
Wait right here.
404
00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:16,310
Here's where clam fishing
gets serious.
405
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,586
Okay, you boys man
the fishing poles.
406
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,793
And I'll keep me eyes peeled
for Old Blue Lip.
407
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,586
Aye-aye, Captain.
408
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:27,068
And remember, we don't leave
until we catch that clam
409
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:30,275
and rescue me dollar.
410
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:39,862
That's it.
411
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:41,448
I'm finished.
412
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:43,103
We've been here for three days
413
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:44,689
and haven't gotten a nibble.
414
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,551
This is hopeless!
415
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:49,448
Yeah. And I've got to get home
to feed Gary.
416
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:53,413
We're going to die out here
417
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,275
just because a clam ate
Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar.
418
00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:59,000
Well, if he wants
his dollar back
419
00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,310
I say we give it to him.
420
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:02,517
Know what I mean?
421
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:03,862
Huh? Huh? Huh?
422
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,310
Oh, I get you.
423
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,758
Mr. Krabs,
Mr. Krabs.
424
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,793
Look what we got!
425
00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:13,862
Oh, could it be?
426
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,896
Me millionth dollar!
427
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,068
Whoa.
428
00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:30,379
Wait a minute.
429
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:36,206
This isn't me millionth dollar.
430
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,103
This is an ordinary dollar
431
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,655
that's been crumpled up
432
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,931
torn slightly,
soaked in the lagoon
433
00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:45,517
and kissed with Coral Blue
Number Two Semi-gloss Lipstick.
434
00:19:45,862 --> 00:19:48,137
Actually, it's Coral Blue
Number Three.
435
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:51,758
I trusted you,
and you gave me this!
436
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:53,689
I can't believe
437
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,241
me own crew would betray me
like this.
438
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:01,448
No. Uh-uh.
439
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:05,034
No. We will not
be swayed by
tears anymore.
440
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:07,034
I see.
441
00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:10,206
Then I guess I have no choice
but to offer a reward.
442
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,724
You're kidding?
443
00:20:11,827 --> 00:20:13,148
Whoo! It isn't
another fishing trip?
444
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,310
No.
445
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,586
It's this sandwich.
446
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,517
A sandwich?
447
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,620
You expect me to break my back
448
00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:25,137
over a sandwich?
449
00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:27,068
Not asandwich.
450
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,793
Thesandwich.
451
00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:31,172
Whatever.
452
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:33,758
We've got plenty more to...
453
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:37,620
eat.
454
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:40,068
Now, I think
we understand each other.
455
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,827
Nobody eats
456
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:44,586
until I get my millionth dollar
back.
457
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:46,172
Uh, SpongeBob
458
00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:47,758
can I have a word with you?
459
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,206
Have you noticed
460
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,310
that Mr. Krabs
has gone
461
00:20:50,586 --> 00:20:51,758
completely insane?!
462
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:53,172
What do you mean?
463
00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:54,310
Just look at him.
464
00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,941
Squidward, he's lost something
near and dear to him.
465
00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:00,379
Haven't you...?
466
00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:01,689
Look again.
467
00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:06,931
You're right.
468
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,275
How do we get out of here?
469
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:10,068
If we're real quiet
470
00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:12,034
we can sneak over
to the lifeboat.
471
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:13,344
Okay.
472
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,068
So, you thought you'd skip out
473
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,482
on old Krabs, did you?
474
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,241
Even after you promised
to help me.
475
00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:24,068
I know what you're thinking.
476
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,510
"It's just a dumb old dollar."
477
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:27,103
"Let's just leave the old man."
478
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:28,379
"He won't notice."
479
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:33,896
Well, it's not going down
like that.
480
00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:35,724
There's only one use
481
00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:38,241
for a backstabbing crew
like you:
482
00:21:38,482 --> 00:21:40,931
live bait!
483
00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:42,275
You're crazy.
484
00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:44,379
If that clam didn't come before
485
00:21:44,482 --> 00:21:46,689
what makes you think
he'll come now?
486
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,586
Oh, he'll come.
487
00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:57,344
Mr. Krabs, listen.
488
00:21:57,448 --> 00:21:59,344
I work with SpongeBob
all day long
489
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,551
so I know what I'm talking about
when I say...
490
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,344
you are completely
out of your mind!
491
00:22:11,551 --> 00:22:14,103
Get us out of here!
492
00:22:14,379 --> 00:22:16,862
Come on, fresh meat!
493
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,724
Keep thrashing!
494
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
He likes it!
495
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,206
Come on, boy!
496
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:30,965
Closer...
497
00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:32,310
closer.
498
00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:33,448
Almost there.
499
00:22:35,172 --> 00:22:36,172
That's it!
500
00:22:39,931 --> 00:22:41,310
A-ha!
501
00:22:41,586 --> 00:22:43,310
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
502
00:22:43,413 --> 00:22:45,034
Look, boys!
503
00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:46,724
I finally got it!
504
00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:49,448
I finally got
me millionth dollar!
505
00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,413
Oh, poor Mr. Krabs.
506
00:22:59,517 --> 00:23:02,275
Gone forever out of our lives.
507
00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,827
Why couldn't it have been me?
508
00:23:04,931 --> 00:23:09,000
Yes. Why couldn't
it have been you?
509
00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:12,233
Why did he have to
go like this? Why?
510
00:23:12,482 --> 00:23:14,137
Why did he have to go like this
511
00:23:14,448 --> 00:23:16,379
and leave me tied to this idiot?
512
00:23:19,655 --> 00:23:21,413
Hello, boys!
513
00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:23,379
Mr. Krabs?
514
00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:25,448
Have you boys met...
515
00:23:25,551 --> 00:23:26,931
me millionth dollar?
516
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,206
Wow! How did you
get it back?
517
00:23:31,482 --> 00:23:32,862
It wasn't easy.
518
00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:34,379
Old Blue Lips is
quite the fighter
519
00:23:34,724 --> 00:23:37,448
so eventually,
we settled on a trade.
520
00:23:37,551 --> 00:23:38,551
What did you give him?
521
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:40,655
Nothing important.
522
00:23:44,344 --> 00:23:47,965
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00:23:48,206 --> 00:23:50,551
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