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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,130 --> 00:00:04,630 ?Are you ready kids- 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,340 :(KIDS (VOICEOVER .Aye, aye, Captain 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,660 .I can hear you- 4 00:00:07,660 --> 00:00:09,380 :(KIDS (VOICEOVER !Aye, aye, Captain 5 00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:10,080 !Oh- 6 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:14,930 THEME SONG: Who lives in ?a pineapple under the sea 7 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:16,580 !SpongeBob SquarePants 8 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:18,640 Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he 9 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,480 !SpongeBob SquarePants 10 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,760 If nautical nonsense ,be something you wish 11 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,730 ,SpongeBob SquarePants then drop on the deck 12 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:26,820 .and flop like a fish 13 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:27,870 !SpongeBob SquarePants 14 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:28,570 ?Ready 15 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:32,500 ,SpongeBob SquarePants ,SpongeBob SquarePants 16 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:38,410 ,SpongeBob SquarePants !SpongeBob SquarePants 17 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:41,860 [LAUGHS] 18 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,140 [MUSIC PLAYING] 19 00:00:57,620 --> 00:01:00,850 NARRATOR: Ah, the Krusty Krab, Bikini Bottom's 20 00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:03,460 premiere daytime eatery, where it 21 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:06,490 will be closing .time right about 22 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:08,390 .Now, 8 o'clock- 23 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:10,080 .So long, suckers 24 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:16,740 I got a hot date with a little .lady, and her name is clarinet 25 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:17,440 ?What 26 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,500 ?Are you open- 27 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,580 .Read the sign- 28 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:24,470 I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe- .and a double chilli kelp fries 29 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:25,640 .No you won't- 30 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,760 .I can't hang out here all night 31 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,210 .I've got a life 32 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,030 Well, fine, if you- .don't want my money 33 00:01:31,030 --> 00:01:31,730 ?Money- 34 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:36,240 You mean, if we ,stayed open later 35 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,760 ?you'd give us your money 36 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,090 .Sure- 37 00:01:39,090 --> 00:01:42,500 Mr. Squidward, welcome- .to the night shift 38 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:47,440 From now on, the Krusty .Krab is open 24 hours a day 39 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,160 ?What- 40 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:48,860 !Yay- 41 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:53,610 .Wow- 42 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:56,730 Now we never have .to stop working 43 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:57,900 .Mr. Krabs- 44 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,510 .See you in the morning boys- 45 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,680 .I can't hang out here all night 46 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,970 .I got a life 47 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:05,320 .Mr. Krabs- 48 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,840 ,Isn't this great, Squidward- ,just you and me, together 49 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,310 .for hours and hours and hours 50 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:10,450 .And then the sun will come up 51 00:02:10,450 --> 00:02:11,560 .And it'll be tomorrow 52 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,060 .And we'll still be working 53 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:16,190 Ahh, it'll be just ,like a sleepover 54 00:02:16,190 --> 00:02:19,540 only we'll be sweaty .and covered with grease 55 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,450 Are you ready to ?rock, Squidward 56 00:02:22,450 --> 00:02:23,300 .No- 57 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:27,450 Good, because- .we've got customers 58 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:28,310 .Here- 59 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:30,320 Please hit me as .hard as you can 60 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:35,350 Psst, Squidward, I'm working in- .the kitchen [LAUGHS] at night 61 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:36,860 .Don't hold back- 62 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:38,340 ?Hey, Squidward, guess what- 63 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:40,970 .I'm chopping lettuce at night 64 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:45,860 Look at me, I'm swabbing .the bathroom at night 65 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:50,650 .Ow, I burned my hand at night 66 00:02:50,650 --> 00:02:53,990 ,Night, night, night, night ,night, night, night, night 67 00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:55,480 ,night, night ,night, night, night 68 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,890 .nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh night 69 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:57,920 !Night 70 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,540 ?Will you please- 71 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:02,990 Here, give me a moment's .peace and take out the trash 72 00:03:02,990 --> 00:03:05,920 All right, taking- .out the trash 73 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,910 .Taking out the trash at night 74 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:14,680 ?You mean outside 75 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,300 That's where the- .dumpster is, yes 76 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,700 .I don't know, Squidward- 77 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,330 .It's kind of dark out there 78 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:24,510 But I thought you- .liked the night shift 79 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:26,030 .You're right- 80 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:28,950 !For the Krusty Krab 81 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:31,500 [SCREAMING] 82 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,350 .Piece of cake 83 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,720 ?So you're not afraid- 84 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,490 .Pfft, nah- 85 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:51,910 Well, I am, especially- .after-- [GULP] well, you know 86 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:52,610 ?What- 87 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:53,320 ?What do I know 88 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,880 ?You don't remember- 89 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,210 .It was all over the news 90 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:56,910 .Tell me- 91 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:57,610 .Tell me 92 00:03:57,610 --> 00:03:59,800 No, no, no, I, I- .probably shouldn't 93 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,460 It would ruin the .night shift for you 94 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:03,160 ?What happened- 95 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,050 ?What happened 96 00:04:04,050 --> 00:04:04,950 ?What happened 97 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:07,890 You mean you've- never heard the story 98 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:13,610 ?of the Hash Slinging Slasher 99 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:15,980 ?The Slash Bringing Hasher- 100 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:19,660 ?The Hash Slinging Slasher 101 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:24,530 The Sash Ringing, the Trash- ,Singing, Mash Flinging 102 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:31,290 ,the Flash Springing, Ringing .the, the Crash Dinging-- duh 103 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:34,800 .Yes, the Hash Slinging Slasher- 104 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:40,180 But most people just !call him the Haa-- uah 105 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,390 Because that's all they have time 106 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:46,620 !to say before he gets them 107 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,590 !Ahhh- 108 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:49,440 .Tell me the story 109 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,640 Years ago, at this- ,very restaurant 110 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:56,930 the Hash Slinging Slasher used to be a fry 111 00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:03,370 cook, just like .you, only clumsier 112 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:09,840 And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties it 113 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,070 .happened 114 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,250 ?He forgot the secret sauce- 115 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:12,950 .No- 116 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:13,830 ?He didn't wash his hands- 117 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:14,300 .No- 118 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:15,020 .Irregular portions- 119 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:15,940 !No- 120 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:19,050 He cut off his own- .hand by mistake 121 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:21,600 ?You mean like this- 122 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,110 ?Or like this 123 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:23,960 ?Or this 124 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,370 ?Or this 125 00:05:25,370 --> 00:05:26,560 ?But what about this 126 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,280 ?Or this 127 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:27,980 ?Or this 128 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:28,740 ?Or this 129 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:30,550 .Except he wasn't a sponge- 130 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:31,580 ?So- 131 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:32,600 !So it didn't grow back- 132 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,300 !Ahh- 133 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:42,200 And he replaced his hand- .with a rusty spatula 134 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,860 .And then he got hit by a bus 135 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:48,180 ,And at his funeral .they fired him 136 00:05:48,180 --> 00:05:51,130 ?So now every-- what day is it 137 00:05:51,130 --> 00:05:51,830 .Tuesday- 138 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:56,410 Tuesday night his ghost- returns to the Krusty Krab 139 00:05:56,410 --> 00:06:01,210 .to wreak his horrible vengeance 140 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:01,910 !Oh- 141 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:04,100 .But tonight's Tuesday night 142 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,400 .Then he'll be coming- 143 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,610 ?How will we know- 144 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:09,180 There are three- signs that signal 145 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:12,250 the approach of Hash .Slinging Slasher 146 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:17,070 First, the lights will .flicker on and off 147 00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:17,770 .Next 148 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,470 ?Dude, can I have some ketchup- 149 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:20,750 .Oh, here you go- 150 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:26,470 Next, the phone will ring, and .there will be nobody there 151 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:29,240 And finally, the Hash Slinging Slasher 152 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,190 arrives in the ghost of .the bus that ran him over 153 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:36,760 Then he exits the bus and crosses the street 154 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:43,410 ,without looking both ways !because he's already dead 155 00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:50,380 Then he taps on the window .with his grizzly spatula hand 156 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:51,290 .No- 157 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:53,360 .He opens the door- 158 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,750 [CREAKS] 159 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:02,740 He slowly approaches !the (ECHOING) counter 160 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:08,850 ?And you know what he does next 161 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:09,640 ?What- 162 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,390 ?You really want to know- 163 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,100 ?What- 164 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,420 ?Are you sure you want to know- 165 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:17,120 ?What- 166 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:17,820 ?What 167 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:18,700 ?What does he do 168 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,400 .He gets you- 169 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,120 [SCREAMS]- 170 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:22,820 [LAUGHS]- 171 00:07:22,820 --> 00:07:25,620 [LAUGHTER AND SCREAMING] 172 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,000 .Oh, right- 173 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:33,700 .Heh hoo 174 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,870 [SCREAMS]- 175 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,290 .SpongeBob- 176 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:39,680 [SCREAMS]- 177 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:40,610 .SpongeBob, I was- 178 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:42,000 [SCREAMS]- 179 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,700 .I was just- 180 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,070 [SCREAMS]- 181 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:44,770 .I was just- 182 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:47,050 [SCREAMS]- 183 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,680 !SpongeBob, I was joking- 184 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,380 ?What- 185 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:51,230 .It's not true- 186 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:52,230 None of it's true 187 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,040 ?It's not- 188 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,050 .Of course not- 189 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:56,160 .Nobody has a spatula for a hand 190 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,370 .It was all a joke 191 00:07:58,370 --> 00:07:59,070 .Oh- 192 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,660 [LAUGHS] 193 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:12,040 [HOOTING] 194 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:15,750 [GHOSTLY MOANS] 195 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:23,150 [CREAKING] 196 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:26,100 [PLOINKS] 197 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:29,060 [SCRATCHING] 198 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:33,010 [PLOINKS] 199 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:35,470 [SCRATCHING] 200 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,480 [PLOINKS] 201 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,560 [SCRATCHING] 202 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:43,270 [PLOINKS] 203 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:44,930 [SCRATCHING] 204 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,560 [PLOINKS] 205 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:51,730 [SCRATCHING] 206 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:52,830 ?Isn't this great, Squidward- 207 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:53,530 !Ahh- 208 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:55,480 There's never time to wash- .the ceiling during the day 209 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,850 !Gahh- 210 00:08:56,850 --> 00:09:00,530 ,Open 24 hours a day .what a stupid idea 211 00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:03,110 Who wants a Krabby Patty .at 3:00 in the morning 212 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,390 [ALARM] 213 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:05,740 .Oh, boy, 3:00 AM- 214 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,300 .Just look at this place- 215 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:14,140 .It's like a ghost town in here 216 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:16,430 .Very funny, SpongeBob 217 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,430 ?What- 218 00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:21,440 And the lights will flicker on- .and off, just like the story 219 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,140 .I get it 220 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,150 ,Hey, Squidward- how are you doing 221 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:31,750 ?that without moving the switch 222 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:32,970 .I'm not doing it- 223 00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:35,480 ,It must be the stupid .faulty wiring in here 224 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,760 This place isn't built .to run 24 hours a day 225 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:39,470 [PHONE RINGING] 226 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:39,900 ?What 227 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:40,250 ?What 228 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:40,950 ?Hello 229 00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:42,380 ?Hello 230 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,360 ?Hello 231 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,830 .Nice try, Squidward- 232 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:45,990 ?Nice try what- 233 00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:51,010 The phone well ring, and- .there will be no one there 234 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:53,180 .Oh, you crack me up 235 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,760 .SpongeBob I'm not doing this- 236 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,220 .Oh, oh, calm down, calm down 237 00:09:58,220 --> 00:09:59,590 ?All right, what was it 238 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:03,110 There was the lights .and the phone 239 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:03,920 [PHONE RINGING] 240 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:09,110 And the walls will !ooze green slime 241 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,690 .Oh, wait, they always do that 242 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:12,440 ?But what was that third thing 243 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,700 I didn't know the- .buses ran this late 244 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:21,630 .They don't- 245 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:24,900 Well, they're- .dropping someone off 246 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,710 [SCREAMS]- 247 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:35,890 The Sash Ringing, the, the Flash !Singing, the Bash P-pinging 248 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:38,340 !The Hash Slinging Slasher- 249 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,010 [CRYING] 250 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:41,390 .At last you understand- 251 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,630 .We're doomed 252 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:44,880 .No, that's not it- 253 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,680 I am just so touched that you would go to trouble to dress up 254 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,360 as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street 255 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,030 .just to entertain me 256 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:56,970 .You must really like me 257 00:10:56,970 --> 00:11:00,030 SpongeBob, there are two- .problems with your theory 258 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:02,050 .One, I hate you 259 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:08,720 And two, how can that be me ?when I'm standing right here 260 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,540 [SCREAMS]- 261 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,390 TOGETHER) The Hash)- !Slinger Slasher 262 00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:18,210 .Get away from me- 263 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,170 !Oh, going to get me 264 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:19,870 !Get away 265 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:20,570 !Get away 266 00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:23,390 SpongeBob, no matter- ,what I've said 267 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:26,300 .I've always sort of liked you 268 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:29,230 Squidward, I used your- .clarinet to unclog my toilet 269 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:29,990 ?Huh- 270 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:30,690 !Get away- 271 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,170 !Get away 272 00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:31,860 .Get out of here 273 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,150 !You're not welcome here 274 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,380 ?Can I have a job application- 275 00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:38,500 .I brought my own spatula 276 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:42,040 I called earlier, but I hung .up, because I was nervous 277 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,510 ?Do you have references- 278 00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:44,450 .Wait- 279 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:47,820 If that was you on the phone and you on the bus, then 280 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:49,480 .who was flickering the lights 281 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,510 !TOGETHER) Nosferatu)- 282 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,860 [MUSIC PLAYING] 283 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:18,220 ,La da dee, stitch one- .pearl two, da da dee do 284 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,850 .Da day dee da dee do 285 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:22,780 [What? [SNIFFS ?What's that smell 286 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,550 !The register 287 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:28,630 !SNIFFS] $49.08] 288 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,580 !That's a penny short 289 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,490 [SOBBING] 290 00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:33,460 .Oh, no, not a penny- 291 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:36,440 .Help, somebody help us 292 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,570 .It's just a penny, sir- 293 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:40,110 .It doesn't matter 294 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,320 !Doesn't matter- 295 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,230 It's money that makes .the world go round, boy 296 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,750 It's money that keeps .your pants square 297 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,530 It's money that keeps .Squidward in frilly soap 298 00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:52,400 .SNIFFS] Lilac]- 299 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,750 It's money that paid for- .all them renovations we did 300 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,330 No, nothing in all the seven seas 301 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:05,860 could matter more, not even .that scrumptious, curvy cutie 302 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:08,010 .I see her, Mr. Krabs- 303 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,390 A Krabby Patty with .cheese, the classic 304 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,150 ,Not the sandwich- boy, the curvy cutie 305 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:16,350 .holding the sandwich 306 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:19,130 Hey, that's my driving- .teacher, Mrs. Puff 307 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,020 ?Mrs. Puff- 308 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:23,350 .Oh, she's married 309 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,240 .Oh, no, Mr. Krabs- 310 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,140 .She's single 311 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:28,950 .Then what happened to Mr. Puff- 312 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:30,660 She doesn't like .to talk about it 313 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:33,640 Oh, what I wouldn't give to- have a lass like that on me 314 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,460 .claw 315 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:35,580 .Hey, I know- 316 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,410 Why don't I take you ?over and introduce you 317 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,310 .No, no, no- 318 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:42,660 ,I'm, I'm, I'm too old, boy .too hard-shelled for love 319 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:44,740 Besides, I ain't .properly dressed 320 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,220 .Ah, come on, Mr- .Krabs, you look great 321 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:50,890 ,FLIES BUZZING] You wait here] .while I go break the ice 322 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,140 .SpongeBob, no, wait- 323 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,430 .I'm too nervous 324 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,750 .Ooh 325 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,650 .Hi, Mrs. Puff- 326 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:57,610 !Ahh- 327 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,060 .Hit the breaks, SpongeBob 328 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,270 .Ah, watch the tree 329 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:00,960 !Left 330 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,750 ,Wait, Mrs. Puff- .we're not driving 331 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,070 .Oho, I'm sorry, SpongeBob- 332 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,540 .I didn't expect to see you here 333 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,020 .I work here, Mrs. Puff 334 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,140 ?Want to meet my boss 335 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,480 .Well, I'm not- 336 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,660 .Don't move- 337 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:14,510 .Ohh- 338 00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:19,290 Mrs. Puff, I'd like to- .introduce you to mister 339 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:23,360 Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce .you to my boss, Mr. Krabs 340 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,010 .Uh, hello- 341 00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,290 [RAPID PANTING]- 342 00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:29,370 .Psst, Mr. Krabs, say hello- 343 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:31,280 .Gyah ooh ooh- 344 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,780 ,No, no, Mr. Krabs- .just say, hello 345 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:37,070 !Ell ahh oh- 346 00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:39,690 Hm, perhaps another- .time would be 347 00:14:39,690 --> 00:14:40,620 !No- 348 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,840 Wait, he's trying to- .tell you something 349 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,050 .Mr. Krabs- 350 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,450 .Yaghy blagh boogu blah- 351 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,110 .I don't understand- 352 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:50,340 .Wubby wub- 353 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:53,040 .Uh, don't bleeb eh oh blag 354 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,210 Oh, I think Mr. Krabs- is saying that he'd 355 00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:57,470 .like to hit you with a rake 356 00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,110 !Goodness- 357 00:14:59,110 --> 00:14:59,810 !No-ooh- 358 00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:02,000 .Ming, blagh ooh yab dod it 359 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,350 .Try to guess your weight- 360 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:04,160 !Well- 361 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,940 .Hah voor rah voor- 362 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,040 No, wait, he- --wants to take you 363 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,870 .Gah bu bada ba- 364 00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:11,310 .on a date-- - 365 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,000 .Ooha- 366 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,990 ?Is that true, Mr. Krabs- 367 00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:19,020 Do you want to ?take me on a date 368 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,430 .Aye- 369 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,230 ?What do you say 370 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:23,770 ?What do I say- 371 00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:30,030 LAUGHS] I say, you have a] .way with words, Mr. Krabs 372 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,890 .I still got it- 373 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,560 .Heh heh 374 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,270 SPONGEBOB: Ready for ?your date, Mr. Krabs 375 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:38,850 KRABS: I'm always ready when .it comes to dating, lad 376 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:39,920 ?SPONGEBOB: Breath spray 377 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,410 .Check- 378 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:42,520 ?Lucky hanky- 379 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,230 .Check- 380 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,970 .Giant rusty anchor- 381 00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:45,900 ?Huh- 382 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,830 ?Anchor 383 00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:47,530 ?Anchor 384 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,110 I can't find me !giant rusty anchor 385 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:53,070 .LAUGHS] Relax, Mr]-- .Krabs, just a little joke 386 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:56,200 .Good luck with you know who 387 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,330 ?Who's that- 388 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,760 .Mrs. Puff- 389 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,280 .Oh, yeah- 390 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,050 .Well, wish we luck, lad 391 00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:08,410 Oh, Mr. Krabs, this dinner- .has been so wonderful 392 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:10,890 The coral was cooked .to perfection 393 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:14,660 Oho, I don't think I .could eat another bite 394 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,430 Oh, I doubt that, my- .little shrimp boat 395 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,490 [LAUGHS]- 396 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,780 .You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs 397 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,580 I mean, foot rubs ,between courses 398 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:27,800 .caricatures, imported music 399 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:38,090 Nothing's too good for- .you, my prickly peach 400 00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:40,820 Oh, what I'm trying to- .tell you Mr. Krabs is 401 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:43,990 Uh, sir, your fancy-pantsy- .limousine is here 402 00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:44,930 .Wonderful- 403 00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:48,040 Puffily-poo, your .chariot awaits 404 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:48,820 .Well- 405 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:49,730 [WHISTLES]- 406 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:50,650 !Ahh- 407 00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:55,010 You'll never have to walk- .again, my little lobster bib 408 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,030 .Ehhh, argh 409 00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:58,770 .Your bill, sir- 410 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,120 ?What- 411 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,440 !100$ 412 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,350 Well, this can't !possibly be correct 413 00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,040 .Oh, my mistake, sir- 414 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,530 .Thank you for pointing that out 415 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,860 .This is your bill 416 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,720 [SCREAMS] 417 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:16,540 [SOBBING] 418 00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,370 .I don't understand, Mr. Krabs- 419 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:22,140 How can you spend .100,000 in one night$ 420 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:26,980 Oh, SpongeBob, I couldn't- help but spend every cent 421 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,830 .I had on her 422 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,690 .I couldn't control myself 423 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:31,680 ?What are you going to do- 424 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,280 .I don't know boy- 425 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,070 .I've got another date tomorrow 426 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:39,980 I'm caught in the middle of .me two great loves, sweet Mrs 427 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,690 !Puff and the rest of me money 428 00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:45,140 [CRYING] 429 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,110 I wish there was- .some way I could help 430 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,700 .Perhaps there is, boy- 431 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:54,000 I'm putting you in .charge of me money 432 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,710 .I don't get it, Mr. Krabs- 433 00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:58,750 You come with me on- the date and don't 434 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,780 .let me spend any money 435 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,780 Now remember, we keep it .cheap by going to the park 436 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,040 And no matter how ,much I ask you 437 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,810 you don't give me .any of me money 438 00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:10,620 .Now give me a dollar 439 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,320 .Nope- 440 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,490 .Good boy, you'll do fine- 441 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,320 ?MRS. PUFF: Who is it 442 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,840 It's me, my- .beautiful bell buoy 443 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,790 [MRS. PUFF: [LAUGHS .Just a minute 444 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:22,920 !Flowers- 445 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,620 .Flowers, boy 446 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,550 .Go get flowers 447 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:25,250 .But you said- 448 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,400 SpongeBob, you can't- call on a classy lady 449 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,460 .like Mrs. Puff empty-handed 450 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,570 We ain't talking .about this or this 451 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,450 .We're talking about this 452 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,380 .MRS. PUFF: Almost ready 453 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,820 .Hurry, boy, get the flowers- 454 00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:41,100 Mrs. Puff, you're as .beautiful as ever 455 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:45,430 Aheh, that's funny, I thought- .I heard SpongeBob's voice 456 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:46,700 .Uh, you did- 457 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,820 .He'll be right back 458 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:50,150 He's our personal .assistant for the day 459 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,280 .Oh- 460 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:55,330 E-excuse me, I have to .call my insurance agent 461 00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:58,370 .Of course, my beautiful Puff- 462 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,090 .Ahh haahh 463 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:03,240 Mr. Krabs, I got the- .flowers you wanted me to buy 464 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:03,940 ?What's that- 465 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,730 I got the flowers- .for Mrs. Puff 466 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,270 .We had an agreement, boy- 467 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,830 You ain't supposed to .spend any of me money 468 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:10,600 .But you said- 469 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,240 .MRS. PUFF: Here I come 470 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,870 .For you, Mrs. Puff- 471 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,830 .Oh, flowers- 472 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,980 .Oh, how thoughtful 473 00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,900 .And here's a box of chocolates- 474 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,920 SpongeBob, where's .the chocolates 475 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,700 Mr. Krabs, the budget- .doesn't allow for 476 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,670 SpongeBob, you can't- go to Mrs. Puff's house 477 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,080 .without chocolates 478 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,030 !Hurry 479 00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,160 !Hurry 480 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,200 I bought the- .biggest box they had 481 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,810 ,Buy, buy, buy- ,spend, spend, spend 482 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,330 ?is that all you can think about 483 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:40,160 .MRS. PUFF: Oh, Eugene 484 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,100 Here's those chocolates- .I bought for you 485 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,190 ?What do we do today, Mrs. Puff 486 00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:49,170 Dinner, dancing, a ?trip to the moon 487 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:52,150 Psst, Mr. Krabs, we're just- ,going for a walk in the park 488 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:52,850 ?remember 489 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:55,530 Actually, a walk in- .the park sounds perfect 490 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,970 .It's a beautiful day 491 00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:59,150 I'll just need to .get a sun hat and 492 00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,740 Mrs. Puff needs a- .sun hat, SpongeBob 493 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,440 .Well, I think she- 494 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,220 The sun is beating down- .on poor Mrs. Puff's head 495 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,000 As your financial- .advisor, I suggest 496 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,930 There's no time- .for suggestions 497 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:08,990 !Go buy a hat 498 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:09,690 .But- 499 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:10,430 .Today- 500 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:12,980 .Don't worry, Mrs .Puff, I'll shade you 501 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:15,360 !SpongeBob, hurry 502 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,460 .One shady hat- 503 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,360 .Good job, lad- 504 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,650 .Oh, well, uh, thank you- 505 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,780 .But you didn't need to buy one 506 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,280 .I have a hat in the closet 507 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:28,090 ?Didn't need to buy one- 508 00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:29,300 ?You hear that, boy 509 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,640 .We didn't need to buy a hat 510 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,580 Aren't you supposed ?to be saving me money 511 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,910 .I'm trying, Mr- Krabs, but you keep 512 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,160 telling me to buy .things for Mrs. Puff 513 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,430 .It's all really confusing 514 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:44,110 .SpongeBob, I'm sorry- 515 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,940 .This is my fault 516 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,880 .I'm not thinking clearly 517 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,790 ,I'm making a sailor's promise ,boy, from this moment on 518 00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:55,290 I won't ask you to buy .anything for Mrs. Puff 519 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,460 .NARRATOR: A few moments later 520 00:20:57,460 --> 00:21:00,100 SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff- !needs a new fur coat 521 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,440 [PANTING]- 522 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,420 !You're spending all me money- 523 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,370 .Puffy needs a new pair of shoes 524 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:08,330 [PANTING]- 525 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,100 !You're breaking me, boy- 526 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,350 .She needs fine jewellery 527 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:13,140 [PANTING]- 528 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,970 !KRABS: Not that fine 529 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,350 .SpongeBob 530 00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:17,120 !SpongeBob 531 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:17,970 .SpongeBob 532 00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:18,870 !SpongeBob 533 00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:19,780 .SpongeBob 534 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,510 !SpongeBob 535 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:21,210 !SpongeBob 536 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:21,950 !Bob 537 00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:22,650 !SpongeBob 538 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:23,120 !SpongeBob 539 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:23,600 !SpongeBob 540 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,080 !SpongeBob 541 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:24,560 !SpongeBob 542 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,040 !SpongeBob 543 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:25,510 !SpongeBob 544 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:26,210 !SpongeBob 545 00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:26,950 !SpongeBob 546 00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:28,870 [PANTING]- 547 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,700 SpongeBob, I'm- .glad I caught you 548 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,240 .I want you to buy Mrs. Puff 549 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,200 !Wait- 550 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,120 .Don't tell me 551 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,300 You want me to run down the store 552 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:40,240 and buy Mrs. Puff ,something she doesn't need 553 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:44,180 then you want me to run back ,here so you can say, argh 554 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:46,840 SpongeBob, you're .spending all me money 555 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,080 ,And then I'll say ,but Mr. Krabs 556 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,140 !I'm only doing what you said 557 00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:54,420 Then you'll say, we're not .talking about this or this 558 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:57,280 !We're talking about this 559 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,020 [PANTING] 560 00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:00,910 .But lad, this time's different- 561 00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:03,760 .Mrs. Puff needs this 562 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,560 ?Are we going to the park soon- 563 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,170 .Please, lad, I'm begging you- 564 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:13,040 I'm a lonely, old .crustacean who's found love 565 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,460 .Don't let me lose her 566 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,160 [SOBBING] 567 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:19,130 ,Mr. Krabs, don't- .don't cry, Mr. Krabs 568 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,350 .Come on 569 00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:22,780 .OK, I'm going to get it, see 570 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:26,740 Cheer up, Mr. Krabs, here's .that washing machine you wanted 571 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:27,590 ?Cheer up- 572 00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:30,770 How can I cheer up when you're spending 573 00:22:30,770 --> 00:22:32,580 !all me hard-earned cash 574 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,400 .See, you just did it again- 575 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,550 Lad, I can't help it if you're- loose with other people's 576 00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:40,310 .money 577 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:43,590 Do you think Mrs. Puff will need ?a dryer to go along with that 578 00:22:43,590 --> 00:22:48,270 Well, Mr. Krabs, do you- ?want to know what I think 579 00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:53,030 [SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS] .Mr. Krabs 580 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:54,410 [SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS] .wallet 581 00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:56,080 [SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS] .spend 582 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:56,980 [SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS] 583 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:57,330 .Oh- 584 00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:58,590 :SPONGEBOB [SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS] 585 00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:01,690 !Mr. Krabs' wallet [SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS] 586 00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:09,570 I didn't know SpongeBob had- .such a colourful vocabulary 587 00:23:09,570 --> 00:23:14,090 Actually, there's something I'd .like to say, too, Mr. Krabs 588 00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:17,150 I'm afraid I just don't feel comfortable 589 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,440 .accepting all these gifts 590 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,510 I'd rather go Dutch .if you don't mind 591 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:24,550 .OK- 592 00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:29,420 You're a very sweet- .man, Mr. Krabs 593 00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:30,120 .Ooh-ahh- 594 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:38,000 [END THEME MUSIC] 38759

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