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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense be
something you wish... ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON
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A slow day at the Krusty Krab.
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Hey, Squidward, check this out.
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Two ordinary Krabby Patties,
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but when expertly tossed
with the skill of a champ
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they become...
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A one-way ticket to pain!
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Huh?
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Heave ho!
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What the devilfish
is going on out here?!
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Time is money,
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and if you boys is wasting time,
then you're wasting money.
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And that's just sick!
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But we were performing a ritual
to attract customers,
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and the only way it can work is
for us to get hurt... real bad.
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What stupid barnacle
told you that?
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Uh...
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Listen, instead
of killing yourselves,
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I've got something real
important for you to do for me.
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Now, are you men ready
for your super...
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"Super..."
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Special...
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"Special..."
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Secret...
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"Secret..."
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Assignment.
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Put us out of our misery.
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I gotta know, I gotta know,
I gotta know.
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The two of you are to paint
the inside of me house.
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Yay!
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But, let me give
you two a warning...
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This here paint
is absolutely permanent.
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It will never come off,
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so if I see even one drop
on anything but wall,
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I'll have your rear ends cut off
and mounted over me fireplace!
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So have fun with the job.
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Patrick.
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Yeah, SpongeBob.
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Mr. Krabs sure has a lot
of expensive treasures
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to drip paint on.
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Do you think we should take this
stuff off the walls?
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No way, SpongeBob.
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We're not getting paid
to move stuff.
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Patrick, we're not
getting paid at all.
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Well, that's what I said...
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We're not getting paid,
and that's final!
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Okay, we'll just paint
around all this stuff.
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Good, just don't pay me.
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First, we need to set out
the tarp.
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Tarp, ahoy!
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We're going to need
more coverage, Patrick.
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Now, that's what
I'm talking about.
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Well, I guess we should open
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these cans of permanent
paint now.
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That will never, ever come off.
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And if we get it on anything,
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Mr. Krabs will cut
our butts off...
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And mount them on the wall.
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Careful, SpongeBob.
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Careful, SpongeBob.
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SpongeBob, careful.
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Careful, SpongeBob.
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Careful, SpongeBob.
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Careful, SpongeBob!
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Careful, SpongeBob!
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Patrick, the lid's already off.
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Oh.
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Now it' my turn.
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I should do this one,
too, Patrick.
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Well, that was a rip-off.
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Okay, Patrick, let's get
our brushes ready.
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Uh, maybe we should start
with a smaller brush.
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All right, Patrick,
got to get started...
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painting this wall...
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with the permanent paint
that we can't get on anything...
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but the wall.
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Well, here we go.
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Just a few more seconds
of mental preparation
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and I'll be painting this wall.
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I'm getting to the painting.
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Can you move it along?
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I'm all out of time cards.
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No problem.
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Here I go.
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Yeah.
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Huh?!
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Barnacles!
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What could be worse
than a giant paint bubble?
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Oh, I know.
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Two giant paint bubbles.
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Patrick!
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Yeah, SpongeBob.
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I don't think it
can get much bigger.
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Nonsense!
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Pat, no!
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We did it.
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We painted the whole house,
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and without getting paint
on anything but...
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Flopping flotsam! What's that?
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We're dead, Patrick.
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Do you know what that is?
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Mmm, it's a dollar.
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I win!
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That's not just a dollar.
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It's Mr. Krabs's
first dollar,
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his most prized possession.
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And we got paint on it!
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I think you
are overreacting,
SpongeBob.
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I don't see any paint.
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Okay, this isn't a problem.
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Maybe I can just wipe it off.
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There, I think I got it.
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Oh, now I see it.
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This is not good, Patrick.
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This is not good.
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Mr. Krabs is going
to be home soon,
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and when he sees what we did
to his dollar...
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Wait, SpongeBob, all we got
to do is wash the paint off
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and Krabs will never know.
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But Mr. Krabs said...
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Forget what
Mr. Krabs said.
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Every paint comes off
with something.
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Did it work?
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No.
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Did it work?
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No.
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Did it work?
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No.
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Nothing's working!
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Wait, SpongeBob!
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We're not cavemen.
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We have technology.
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It didn't work.
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This is all Mr. Krabs' fault.
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If he hadn't hung that stupid
dollar in the first place...
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I mean, it's not like
it looks any different
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than a regular dollar.
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Why hang it?
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You could just stick any old
dollar bill up on the wall...
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No one would even
know the difference.
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You might as well just reach
into my wallet,
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pull out a dollar
and put it on the wall.
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Okay, Patrick,
take out your wallet.
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I don't see where
you're going with this.
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Hey, a dollar.
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Our butts are saved, Patrick.
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Now all we have to...
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Patrick, no!
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Patrick, no.
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Why did you put it...?
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Grab it, Pat, grab it.
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Hurry, hurry!
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Oh, Pat, no, no.
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Get it, Pat, get it,
get it, get it.
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Want a bite?
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Okay, okay, we still got time.
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Don't panic, SpongeBob,
panic is the enemy.
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You are strong.
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Through your strength
you shall overcome.
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You're on your own, pal.
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Hurry, Patrick, put the dollar
back on the wall.
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I got an idea.
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♪ La, la, la-la-la.
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What the...?
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We're all done.
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Everything looks great.
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Yeah, you don't
have to look around.
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We already did that for you.
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You both look like you got
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a dirty little secret.
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Ha, I'm kidding.
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Let's see how you did.
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Ooh, not bad, boys, not bad.
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A nice even coat,
high gloss, no bubbles.
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Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs.
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We'll just be going.
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Flipping fish parcels,
look what you did!
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Please don't cut off our butts.
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Oh, Mr. Krabs,
I'm so sorry.
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"Sorry?"
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You dusted all my knickknacks.
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That was really nice.
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Great Barrier Reef!
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What's this?
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That's not our fault.
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I don't want to be buttless.
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Oh, and I suppose
the floor molding
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just painted itself on its own.
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That's what I call
craftsmanship.
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Criminy jim jim!
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You messed up my dollar...
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rama.
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All the dolls in this dollarama
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were perfectly aligned.
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Mama.
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And you boys thought
I wouldn't notice.
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Oh, well, I guess no harm done.
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All right, boys,
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you're free to go.
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Ow! That's funny.
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I don't remember
a stack of paintings
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where me first dollar
used to be.
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In fact, I don't remember
this painting at all.
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Or this one.
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Or this one.
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Or this one.
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Or this one.
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Or this one.
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Or this one.
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Hi, Mr. Krabs.
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SpongeBob, what are you doing?
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Oh, you know,
just hanging around.
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Boo!
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Get down onto the floor, boy.
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All right, now you're
just being silly.
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No, no, no!
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Mr. Krabs, no.
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Don't look.
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It's a trick.
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Did you two get paint
all over me first dollar?!
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We're so sorry,
Mr. Krabs.
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And then did you
draw on it with crayon?
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I thought, you know,
maybe he'd buy it.
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All right, boys!
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You know what I've got
to do now?
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You mean, our butts?
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Can I use mine one last time?
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There we go, good as new.
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But... but... but... but...
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Yeah, I lied.
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This paint actually
comes off with saliva.
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Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs.
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You told us the paint
was permanent
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so me and Patrick
would be more careful
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and not get paint on anything.
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Nah, I just like
to mess with you.
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Oh, the old man's still got it.
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Aw, crud.
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I really got to learn to say it,
not spray it.
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Welcome aboard.
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If you're watching this video,
then let me be the first to say:
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You've recently been hired
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by The Krusty Krab Restaurant
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and this is your first official
day of training.
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Can I make a Krabby Patty now?
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Oh, no, you've got
a lot to learn
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before you're ready
to make a Krabby Patty.
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As you can see by this graph...
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Graph.
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00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,620
You are now employed
269
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,310
by one of the most successful
restaurants in Bikini Bottom.
270
00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:41,803
But it didn't get that way
overnight...
271
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:45,793
because the store closes
at 6:00.
272
00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,413
No, story of The Krusty Krab
273
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:51,655
is a story of one man's hard
work, perseverance, vision,
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determination and sweat.
275
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:57,655
But mostly his sweat.
276
00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:01,275
You may think
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs,
277
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,517
owner and founder
of Krusty Krab Inc.,
278
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:07,448
has always been the financial
wizard he is today.
279
00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:11,586
And you're right.
280
00:13:15,689 --> 00:13:17,275
After the war,
281
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:21,137
Krabs stayed secluded in a deep
depression that seemed endless.
282
00:13:21,241 --> 00:13:22,551
But then his luck changed
283
00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:24,931
when he acquired a bankrupt
retirement home,
284
00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:28,517
and with a few minor
alterations,
285
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,586
The Krusty Krab was born.
286
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,586
Sounds like a lot of...
287
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,517
Hoopla!
288
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,517
Sounds like a lot...
289
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:38,620
Hoopla!
290
00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,000
Sounds like a...
291
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:42,000
Hoopla!
292
00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:43,724
Hoopla!
293
00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,344
Sounds like a lot of hoopla
294
00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,758
to make over
a little Krabby Patty, right?
295
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,034
Wrong!
296
00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:02,620
To keep up with today's
demanding customers,
297
00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:03,862
no expense has been spared
298
00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:06,206
to acquire
all the latest achievements
299
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,448
in fast-food technology.
300
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:10,241
This here is an advanced
patty-control mechanism.
301
00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:13,551
Here you see our automated
money-handling system.
302
00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:14,310
Don't touch.
303
00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:15,689
These are high-quality
304
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,448
beverage temperature devices.
305
00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:19,034
Imported.
306
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:22,482
This here's a prototype
liquid transfer machine.
307
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:24,689
And most importantly,
308
00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:26,275
you get your state-of-the-art
309
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:27,793
condiment-dispersal units.
310
00:14:27,896 --> 00:14:29,655
You going to buy something?
311
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:30,655
There's a standing fee.
312
00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:32,172
All of this modernization
313
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,655
seems a little overwhelming
doesn't it?
314
00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:36,103
Well, luckily for you,
315
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,551
Mr. Krabs' fear
of robot overlords
316
00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:40,793
keeps the balance of technology
in check.
317
00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:43,206
But if modernization
is the heart of The Krusty Krab,
318
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:47,482
then employees
are the liver and gallbladder.
319
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,724
Let's see
if you've got what it takes.
320
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:53,034
Hmm... poised, confident,
and a smile that says,
321
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:56,620
"Hello, world,
may I take your order?"
322
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:59,482
You've got the makings of a
good employee, Mr. SquarePants.
323
00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:05,000
But for every good employee,
there's one who is not so good.
324
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:07,965
Let's see...
inattentive, impatient,
325
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:10,551
a glazed look in the eyes.
326
00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:11,931
Look carefully
327
00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:14,931
at the, "I Really Wish I Weren't
Here Right Now" button.
328
00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:18,068
There's a name
for employees like this,
329
00:15:18,172 --> 00:15:19,379
but we'll call him Squidward.
330
00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:23,379
I'm getting paid overtime
for this, right, Mr. Krabs?
331
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:25,896
Sorry, can't hear you!
332
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,320
Does this mean I get to
make a Krabby Patty now?
333
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,517
No, you can't
make a Krabby Patty
334
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:34,241
without understanding
the phrase:
335
00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:35,758
"POOP"?
336
00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:37,000
Once you understand POOP,
337
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,724
you'll understand your place
at The Krusty Krab.
338
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:42,862
But what does POOP mean?
339
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,551
It's actually
a carefully organized code.
340
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,655
Watch closely.
341
00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:52,241
Ah... POOP!
342
00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:55,379
Looks like Mr. SquarePants
understands POOP.
343
00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:57,344
Here's a typical customer.
344
00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:58,827
I wonder what he wants.
345
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:01,793
Well, if we just remember POOP,
we can figure it out.
346
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:04,103
I'd like to order...
347
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:06,931
Do you think
he's going to order:
348
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,448
One patty, please.
349
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:15,448
Ah, POOP, you never let us down!
350
00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:17,000
Now that you understand POOP,
351
00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:21,206
I bet you think you're ready
to make a Krabby Patty.
352
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:22,827
Krabby Patty!
353
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:28,896
Ha-ha... not so fast,
Eager McBeaver.
354
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,551
We haven't even talked about:
355
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:36,103
Every employee
of The Krusty Krab
356
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:40,793
must comply with a strict set
of personal hygiene guidelines.
357
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:41,896
Okay, Mr. SquarePants,
358
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:44,448
are you ready to prepare
for your shift?
359
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:48,551
A good employee always
scrubs his hands thoroughly.
360
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:51,655
Be sure to get under
those fingernails.
361
00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:54,448
And don't forget
about the knuckles.
362
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:58,034
And make sure those palms
are squeaky clean.
363
00:16:58,137 --> 00:17:01,000
All right,
let's see those hands.
364
00:17:02,275 --> 00:17:03,275
Now, that's thorough!
365
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:07,586
After making sure
your feet are polished,
366
00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:12,034
your face is clear
of any blemishes or boils,
367
00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:15,482
and your hair is neat and tidy,
368
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,515
you are ready to start the day.
369
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:23,862
Now let's see how Squidward
prepares for his shift.
370
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:27,827
Huh?
371
00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:31,758
Remember, no employee
wants to be a Squidward.
372
00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,222
Now that you're clean
and hygienic,
373
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:37,793
I'll bet you think you're ready
to make that Krabby Patty.
374
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:40,655
I'm ready!
375
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:41,586
I'm ready!
376
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:42,586
I'm ready!
377
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:43,482
I'm ready!
378
00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:44,862
Whoa, there.
379
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:48,241
We still have a few more topics
to cover first.
380
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:54,241
It's important to keep your area
tidy and free of droppings.
381
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:57,034
But a clean workstation
is only part of the job.
382
00:17:57,137 --> 00:18:00,586
To make the vision in your head
a reality, you'll need supplies,
383
00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:06,862
and a good employee always keeps
his supplies well-organized.
384
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:12,758
Very nice, Mr. SquarePants,
not a pickle out of place.
385
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:16,344
Now let's see how Squidward
keeps his workstation.
386
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:21,655
Oh!
387
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:25,413
Don't worry, Squidward,
388
00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:27,034
Mr. SquarePants
can cover for you.
389
00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:30,448
Now that your workstation is up
and running, perhaps you think
390
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,827
you're ready to make
the world-famous Krabby Patty.
391
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:38,413
Calm down.
392
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,379
There's plenty of time left.
393
00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:41,562
We have to make sure
you're ready
394
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:45,551
for the psychological aspect
of the job...
395
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:50,448
Mr. Krabs, can I
have a raise?
396
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:51,551
No.
397
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:53,103
Good job, Mr. SquarePants!
398
00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:54,586
Can I make a Krabby Patty now?
399
00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,448
And now we move
from behind the scenes
400
00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:58,586
to the front lines,
where we'll examine
401
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:02,413
the most important aspect
of the industry: the customer.
402
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,896
Or, as we like to say,
the "Krustomer."
403
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,965
Who said that?
404
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,310
Are you a ghost?
405
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,827
Like precious,
precious blood in an animal,
406
00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:15,620
customers are what keeps The
Krusty Krab strong and alive.
407
00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:19,034
Squidward, your ceiling
is talking to me!
408
00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:20,417
Are you going to order something
409
00:19:20,482 --> 00:19:22,896
or just make friends
with the paneling?
410
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Uh... I'll have an uh...
411
00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:32,241
Uh... uh... uh... ah...
412
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:35,448
What's that?
413
00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:37,379
Patrick, go be stupid
somewhere else.
414
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:42,965
Ah-ah-ah, Squidward,
remember what Mr. Krabs says.
415
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:46,206
The ceiling is right, Squidward,
416
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,862
you're not a very good employee.
417
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,034
Fine.
418
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:51,827
May I please take your order?
419
00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:53,655
I'll have, uh...
420
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:56,068
Ah...
421
00:19:56,172 --> 00:19:59,068
We'll check in
with these two later.
422
00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:03,000
Right now, it's important
that we discuss an:
423
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:05,965
Like the lost gold of Atlantis,
424
00:20:06,068 --> 00:20:09,551
many consider their Krabby Patty
to be a treasure.
425
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:10,551
And as with every treasure,
426
00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:12,965
there's a thief
ready to steal it.
427
00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:15,965
So it's up to you
to be the watchful eyes of...
428
00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:18,862
What's this?
429
00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:22,586
It's Mr. Krabs'
business rival, Plankton.
430
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,620
Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs!
431
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,448
Your secret formula
is finally mine!
432
00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,413
He's stealing the formula!
433
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:34,034
What are you going to do,
Mr. SquarePants?
434
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,413
You'll never catch me, Krabs,
435
00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:48,275
not when I shift into
maximum overdrive!
436
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,379
Hi-ya!
437
00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:54,172
I knew I should've
gotten the turbo.
438
00:20:57,551 --> 00:20:58,862
Hear me, Krabs!
439
00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:01,275
You'll take this
Krabby Patty from me
440
00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:03,758
when you pry it
from my cold, dead...
441
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,310
And so another emergency
is avoided,
442
00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:15,413
thanks to Mr. SquarePants.
443
00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,103
Let's check in
on Squidward again.
444
00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:18,206
Uh...
445
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:21,137
Psst, Squidward.
446
00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:21,931
Huh?
447
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:24,000
Just remember:
448
00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:26,793
Patrick, if I could
make a suggestion,
449
00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:29,241
why don't you just
order a Krabby Patty?
450
00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:32,137
Great idea, Squidward.
451
00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:34,413
One Krabby Patty, please.
452
00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:37,620
Is that for here or to go?
453
00:21:37,724 --> 00:21:39,034
Uh...
454
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,758
Hang in there, Squidward,
it's all part of the job.
455
00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:48,137
Now that we've covered
all the basics of your training,
456
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:51,517
it's time for the moment
you've been waiting for.
457
00:22:22,448 --> 00:22:24,724
Preparing the Krabby Patty!
458
00:22:24,827 --> 00:22:28,724
At the center of every great
dynasty is the crown jewel,
459
00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:30,827
which keeps it alive
and thriving.
460
00:22:30,931 --> 00:22:35,172
For The Krusty Krab,
this is the Krabby Patty.
461
00:22:36,482 --> 00:22:39,379
And now you, the humble employee
off the street,
462
00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:41,620
the all-too-necessary
human resource
463
00:22:41,724 --> 00:22:42,734
that keeps this business afloat,
464
00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:44,724
will learn the sacred
and dark secrets
465
00:22:44,827 --> 00:22:48,103
of how to prepare,
with your very own hands...
466
00:22:49,931 --> 00:22:51,931
The sumptuous, lip-moistening,
467
00:22:52,034 --> 00:22:55,344
spine-tingling, heart-stopping
pleasure center
468
00:22:55,448 --> 00:22:58,241
that is a Krabby Patty.
469
00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,482
Are you ready?
470
00:23:01,206 --> 00:23:02,586
Are you sure?
471
00:23:03,689 --> 00:23:05,862
Okay, the secret formula...
472
00:23:08,344 --> 00:23:13,000
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00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:14,448
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