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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense be
something you wish... ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON
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We now return
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to tonight's Creepy-Time
Theaterpresentation
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of "Night of the Robot."
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Hurry, Gary,
the scary robot movie's on.
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What do you mean
I shouldn't watch this?
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Scary movies don't always
freak me out.
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What if Mom is a robot?
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What if Uncle Sherm is a robot?
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What if Gary is a robot?
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Gary?
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Psst, Gary?
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Gare-bear?
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Gary, if you were a robot,
you'd tell me, right?
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Oh, I got nothing
to worry about.
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And now to get
a good night's sleep.
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Robot! Oh, my gosh!
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Huh?
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How about a little music
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to count me money to?
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And now for the number-one
song in Bikini Bottom,
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"Electric Zoo."
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Hey, that's pretty catchy!
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♪ Bee-bee-boo-bop,
bee-bee-boo-beep. ♪
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Yeah, that's not bad.
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I love this
young people's music.
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I surrender!
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Oh.SQUIDWARD:
SpongeBob!
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Squidward, why are
you wearing my hat
on your nose?
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I'm not; I'm waiting
for number 17's order!
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Number 17... Krabby Patty
and a medium beverage.
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Of course.
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Sorry, Squidward, I'm
not really feeling
myself today.
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I keep thinking robots
are taking over the world...
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Probably because
I watched this movie
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where robots take over
the world.
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I even asked Gary
if he was a robot.
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Pretty funny, huh?
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Hilarious.
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Just deliver the food.
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There you go.
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Enjoy your...
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Say, you're not
a robot, are you?
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No. I'm not.
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Well, keep your eyes peeled.
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They're everywhere.
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Back to work!
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I feel completely recharged.
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That sounds
like Mr. Krabs.
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Come on, little buddy,
play it again, please?
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One more time,
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for me.
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That was strange.
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Mr. Krabs was talking
to his radio
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and he said
he feels "recharged."
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say he was...
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a robot!
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Nah.
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Yes, hello.
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I was wondering if you
could play that song again.
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Hmm, which one, man?
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The one that goes
"Bee-boo-boo-bop,
boo-boo-beep."
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No, man, you're thinking of
"Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."
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Bee-bee-boo, boo-boo-bop?
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Bee-boo-boo-bop?
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Boo-boo-bee-bop?
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Not "Bee-boo-boo-beep"?
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Bop?
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Beep?!
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Boo-boo-bop?!
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Oh, my gosh!
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Why was Mr. Krabs making
all those beeping sounds?
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Could it be that he's a robot?
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Nah.
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Oh, Squidward, it's terrible!
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Mr. Krabs...
talking to radio...
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beeping sounds...
strange dancing...
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robot!
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That's great, SpongeBob.
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Why don't you work
on this problem back
in the kitchen!
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I'm serious, Squidward.
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Mr. Krabs is a robot.
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And I can prove it, too!
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How did you...?
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Let's see... in the movie,
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the robots didn't have
a sense of humor;
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they couldn't laugh.
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Hey, Mr. Krabs!
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What is it, boy?
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Squidward just told me
a hilarious joke
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and I thought you
might like to hear it.
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Is it true, Squidward?
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Is it hilarious?
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Um... yeah, sure.
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Well, let's hear it, lad.
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Okay, here it goes.
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Uh, how'd it go, Squidward?
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It went... um, uh,
let's see, uh...
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Why couldn't the 11-year-old
get into the pirate movie?
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Why?
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It was rated "Arr!"
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Arr!
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Because it's...
about... pirates.
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I'm not paying you to do
stand-up, Mr. Squidward.
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Now, get back to work.
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Not even a chuckle!
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See, Squidward?
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He didn't laugh because
he couldn't laugh
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because he's a robot!
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There's a logical explanation
why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob.
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He's obviously heard it before.
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The only reason
you think Krabs
is a robot
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is because you watched
that stupid movie.
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Now, why don't you...
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Hey, Mr. Krabs!
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What?
What is it, boy?
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Squidward's father
never hugged him.
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Isn't that sad?
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Yes, I suppose
that is rather sad.
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But Squidward
can hug himself
during his break.
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Now, get back to work.
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Just like the robot in the
movie... he couldn't cry either.
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SpongeBob,
this is getting ridiculous.
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I'll have you know
my father loved me very much!
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That's the final test,
Squidward... the love test.
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Robots can't love.
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Now, wait, SpongeBob...
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Hey, Mr. Krabs!
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What is it, SpongeBob?
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I just wanted to tell you
that Squidward loves you!
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Get back to work,
Mr. Squidward.
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Squidward?
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Aw, me radio died.
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Mmm... these batteries still
have a little juice in them.
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I know... I'll give them
to Pearl for Christmas.
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Me hard-boiled egg is ready!
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I can already taste it.
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Come to Papa!
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Gotcha!
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And what good is a hard-boiled
egg without a little salt?
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Mr. Krabs!
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Oh, my eyes! Aah!
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Mister...
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Will you be quiet?
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What did these robots
in the movie look like?
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They had piercing red eyes,
metal pincers for hands
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and they ran on batteries.
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Okay, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs
look anything like that?!
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I'll evacuate
the customers,
you call the Navy.
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Hello, operator,
get me the Navy.
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Hello, you've reached the Navy's
automated phone service.
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Squidward, the robots
are running the Navy!
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Not the Navy!
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Everyone, run for your lives!
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Robots have taken over
the world!
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Our world!
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What do we do now?
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I don't know.
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Hey, a nickel!
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SpongeBob!
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Sorry.
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Ah, that's better.
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♪ Bee, boo-boo-bee-boop,
boo-boo-bop... ♪
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We need to find out
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what that robot did with
the real Mr. Krabs, but how?
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Well, in the movie the hero
teams up with a buddy
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and they get the poop
on the robot.
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They poop on the robot?
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Yeah, you know, they get
the straight poop,
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ask questions, get information.
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I never thought I'd say this,
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but, SpongeBob,
let's get that poop!
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Oh, hello, boys.
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What can I do for you?
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Why did you lock the door?
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Why do you have that rope?
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Who's watching
the cash register?!
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SpongeBob! Squidward!
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What's the meaning of this?
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Untie me this instant!
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Shut up.
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Sweet Davy Jones!
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What the heck is going on?
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I said shut up,
you bucket of bolts!
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I can't take it!
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SpongeBob, are you okay?
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Oh, Squidward, seeing you
slap Mr. Krabs like that
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is just too horrible to watch.
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No, that's
not Mr. Krabs.
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That's Robot Krabs.
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Oh, yeah.
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And the only way
to deal with these
robot types
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is to find out what they know.
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Right.
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SpongeBob, you
got to ask him
a question first.
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Oh, yeah.
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What color is my underwear?
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SpongeBob,
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let me handle this.
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Where's Mr. Krabs?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm Mr. Krabs.
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We can do this
all night if
you want.
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Where's Mr. Krabs?
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I'm Mr. Krabs.
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Where's Mr. Krabs?
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I'm Mr. Krabs.
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Where's Mr. Krabs?
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I am Mr. Krabs!
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I am! I am! I am! I am!
I am! I am! I am!
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This is one stubborn robot.
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What?!
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You think I'm a robot?!
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We don't think;
we know.
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That's the silliest thing
I've ever heard.
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I am Mr. Krabs!
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He's not cracking.
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We'll never get it
out of him this way.
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I got an idea.
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Keep an eye on him, Squidward.
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Don't fall for any
of his robo-tricks.
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If Robot Krabs won't tell us
where Mr. Krabs is,
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maybe one of his
little robot friends will.
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SpongeBob, uh, that's a blender.
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Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs
talking with his radio before.
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He called it his
"little buddy."
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Oh, really?
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Put it on the table, SpongeBob.
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You're going
to interrogate
my blender?
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You're crazy!
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We're just going
to see what your
"little buddy" knows.
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No, wait!
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What are you going to do
to me blender?!
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That cost me money!
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Where's Mr. Krabs?
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Not talking, eh?
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No! That cost me $24.95!
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I guess it didn't know anything.
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Go get the toaster.
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No, not me toaster.
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That cost me $32.50!
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$62.67!
261
00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,103
Fort...
262
00:11:34,206 --> 00:11:35,965
Well, actually,
that one was a gift.
263
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,275
No!
264
00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:41,758
This is the last robot,
Squidward.
265
00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:44,689
No! Not my cash register!
266
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:45,896
I raised it myself!
267
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,413
I got it when it was
just a little calculator.
268
00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:51,206
No!
269
00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:58,344
I thought you said
robots can't cry.
270
00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,206
I also said they couldn't love.
271
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:03,655
I loved it like it was me own!
272
00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:06,034
Ah... at least
he's not laughing.
273
00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:12,172
Oh, I remember the laughs
we used to share...
274
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:16,724
SpongeBob, how
did that movie
of yours end?
275
00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:17,655
The movie?
276
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,275
Oh, yeah, the ending was great!
277
00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:21,655
Turns out there weren't
any robots after all.
278
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:25,172
It was just their...
imagination.
279
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,310
Hey, it's time to feed Gary.
280
00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:40,000
Squidward!
281
00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:57,620
Gary, the paper's here!
282
00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:00,620
You can have this, buddy,
283
00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:04,620
because all I need is
the "entertainment section."
284
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,517
I am a happy sponge!
285
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,517
I see you got the paper.
286
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,241
Oh, hey, Patrick.
287
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,413
Well, I better get going.
288
00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:32,137
Yep, see you later.
289
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:34,448
Cheep-cheep-cheep.
290
00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:36,482
What did you say?
291
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:37,586
I didn't say anything.
292
00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:38,931
I didn't say anything either.
293
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:40,586
See you later, then.
294
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:41,793
Cheep-cheep-cheep.
295
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,517
All right, quit messing with me.
296
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:45,103
I know you said something.
297
00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:46,206
Ah, but it is you
298
00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:47,724
that is messing with me.
299
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,206
Cheep-cheep-cheep.
300
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:51,517
That's what's messing with us.
301
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,517
It's a baby scallop.
302
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,620
I'll take care of this.
303
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:56,482
No, Patrick.
304
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,827
It's totally helpless.
305
00:13:57,931 --> 00:14:00,620
It looks like
he can't even fly yet.
306
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:02,517
Well, what's the matter?
307
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,620
Is he stupid?
308
00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:05,137
No, Patrick, he's just a baby.
309
00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:07,724
He's all alone
with no one to
take care of him.
310
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:10,379
Well, we can't just
leave him out here.
311
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,827
You're right.
312
00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:14,655
Come on, let's
take him into
the pineapple.
313
00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:17,931
Let's see, we need a box
for him to sleep in.
314
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,793
There you go.
315
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:22,482
It's the best seat in the house.
316
00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:25,137
Let me see.
317
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,827
Hey, it's kind of cute.
318
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,206
Uh-oh!
319
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:32,137
I think somebody's hungry!
320
00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:32,724
Is it true?
321
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:33,551
Are you hungry?
322
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,137
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep!
323
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,586
I've got just the thing.
324
00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,620
How would you like
a Krabby Patty?
325
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,172
SpongeBob
SquarePants,
are you crazy?
326
00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:43,620
That's not the right food
327
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,586
for a little fellow like him.
328
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:46,724
Of course not.
329
00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:48,620
I don't know
what I was thinking.
330
00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:50,655
He needs a tiny Krabby Patty.
331
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:52,965
Bleah!
332
00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,206
Huh?
333
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,551
No one's ever turned down
one of these down before.
334
00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:59,103
Let's try a doughnut.
335
00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:01,586
French fries?
336
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:02,586
Uh-uh.
337
00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:03,689
A doughnut?
338
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:05,758
All we have left
339
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:06,620
is this apple.
340
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:09,068
Hello, sea creatures!
341
00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:12,758
I bring you greetings
from Apple World.
342
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:15,310
Of course.
343
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:17,620
Scallops love worms.
344
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:18,896
Huh? Wait!
345
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,448
We will bury you!
346
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:25,310
Well, you should be good
for the rest...
347
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:27,586
What now?
348
00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:28,689
I don't know!
349
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:31,655
Aw, don't cry!
350
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,689
Do something, SpongeBob!
351
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:37,241
Uh... uh... uh...
352
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,965
Blah-blah-blah,
look at the funny face!
353
00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:43,620
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo,
look at the funny face!
354
00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:47,034
Look at the funny face.
355
00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:48,000
Wait!
356
00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:50,724
I think I might
know the problem.
357
00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:53,482
Yep, that's it all right.
358
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,758
Hold on just one second.
359
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:58,206
Here he is, good as new.
360
00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:01,241
How did you know?
361
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:03,620
How do you think?
362
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,827
And I been doing it
all by myself
363
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,448
for almost a year.
364
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,482
Wow, I'm sure glad you're here.
365
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,172
I know, good thing
there's two of us.
366
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:16,103
You know, Patrick,
since this scallop
doesn't have parents,
367
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,862
we should raise it ourselves.
368
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:20,413
Yeah, at least
till it's old enough
369
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:21,413
to be on its own.
370
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,034
Oh, I want to be the mom!
371
00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:26,586
I don't think you can be the mom
because you never wear a shirt.
372
00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:28,034
You're right.
373
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:33,275
If I was a mom, this
would be kind of shocking.
374
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:36,551
Just call me "Daddy"!
375
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:19,827
It sure is cute
when it's asleep.
376
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:20,931
Yeah.
377
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:26,172
Shh!
378
00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:30,724
Hey, SpongeBob.
379
00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:32,241
Yes, Patrick?
380
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:36,172
I never thought being a parent
could be this much fun.
381
00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:36,965
Me neither.
382
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,793
Well, good night, SpongeBob.
383
00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,965
Good night, Patrick.
384
00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:44,586
Patrick, breakfast is ready!
385
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,793
All right!
386
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:51,275
All this parenting stuff
makes me hungry.
387
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:58,310
Hey, Junior,
how you doing today?
388
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,379
SpongeBob?
389
00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:01,827
Yes, Patrick?
390
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:02,931
Kid's got a stinky.
391
00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:04,413
Could you change him?
392
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,517
My hands are full.
393
00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:08,103
Ahh...
394
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:09,596
Wish I could,
but I got to get going.
395
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,655
Going? Where are you going?
396
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,655
Going to work.
397
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,172
I'm the dad, remember?
398
00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,965
You mean I have to do
all this baby stuff myself?
399
00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:19,931
I'll give you a break tonight
when I get home.
400
00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:22,551
Don't you two stop
being adorable.
401
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:25,965
Okay.
402
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:34,448
Phew! What a day.
403
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:35,758
Oh, great, you're home.
404
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:38,000
Now you can help me
with the baby.
405
00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:40,103
Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I'd love to,
406
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,482
but I'm totally beat from work.
407
00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:43,586
Huh?
408
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,000
That guy got hit in the head
with a coconut!
409
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:54,413
Patrick, what about my break?
410
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,793
Oh, yeah, your break.
411
00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:57,517
Uh, tomorrow, I promise.
412
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:00,724
Uh, okay, tomorrow.
413
00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:04,862
Phew, another tough day.
414
00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:09,965
Oh, Patrick, I'm so glad you're
home after working all day.
415
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:12,413
I can't wait for my break.
416
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:13,862
Work was a killer.
417
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,517
I need my chair.
418
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:18,379
Patrick, I really need my...
419
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,206
Tomorrow for sure.
420
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:24,931
Patrick?
421
00:19:25,034 --> 00:19:27,379
I'll get to it eventually...
422
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,482
Uh...?
423
00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:35,586
Uh.
424
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:38,931
Patrick Star, we need to talk!
425
00:19:39,034 --> 00:19:40,724
Just one more minute...
I got to...
426
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,931
Don't "one more minute"
me, Mr. Man!
427
00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:44,172
Hey! I'm missing
the coconut.
428
00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:46,896
You haven't been
helping at all
with Junior!
429
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
We made a commitment
430
00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:49,827
and you're not doing your share!
431
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,000
You never do anything.
432
00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:52,586
I changed his diaper.
433
00:19:52,689 --> 00:19:53,724
Yeah, once.
434
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,000
He's only this big.
435
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:58,379
How many diapers
can he possibly use?
436
00:19:58,482 --> 00:19:59,551
Hmm?
437
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,344
Oh, that's not so much.
438
00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:02,896
Hmm?
439
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,137
So?
440
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:05,689
Hmm?
441
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,413
Hmm?
442
00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,379
Hmm?
443
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,275
I had no idea!
444
00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:19,793
What kind of father am I?
445
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:24,586
I'll make it up to you, buddy.
446
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:25,689
I promise.
447
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,827
So, what's the plan for today?
448
00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:30,241
No more fooling around.
449
00:20:30,344 --> 00:20:31,793
From now on, I'm Superdad!
450
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:36,206
I'll work straight through lunch
so I can get home on time.
451
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:39,793
So make sure you save
a big old stinky diaper
452
00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:41,068
for me to change.
453
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:43,620
And you could take
the night off, pal.
454
00:20:43,724 --> 00:20:45,896
Great, so I'll
see you at 6:00.
455
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,275
6:00.
456
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,517
6:00.
457
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,137
6:00.
458
00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:51,413
6:00.
459
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,137
6:00.
460
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,793
6:00.
461
00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,310
6:00.
462
00:21:03,068 --> 00:21:05,000
Boy, that was some party!
463
00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:06,586
Oh, hey, SpongeBob.
464
00:21:06,689 --> 00:21:07,689
Hey, Junior.
465
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:10,482
What?
466
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:11,448
What?!
467
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:12,620
Oh, nothing.
468
00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:13,965
Oh, what a relief.
469
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:15,527
For a second,
I thought you
were mad at me.
470
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:18,206
Do you remember
what you said to me
this morning?
471
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,103
Something about
root beer, right?
472
00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:22,586
No.
473
00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:23,517
Wait, wait.
474
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:24,620
Let me guess.
475
00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:25,965
I give up.
476
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:28,482
Does "You could take
the night off, pal"
477
00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:29,655
ring a bell?
478
00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:32,206
Pfft... I don't need this!
479
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:33,310
What?!
480
00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:35,241
Where do you think you're going?
481
00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:39,000
I'm going back to work.
482
00:21:39,827 --> 00:21:41,000
Work?!
483
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,034
He got hit in the head
with two coconuts!
484
00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:50,965
So... this is work?
485
00:21:51,068 --> 00:21:53,482
You know, it's not
as easy as it looks.
486
00:21:53,586 --> 00:21:56,068
Sometimes I got
to move the antenna,
487
00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:58,034
sometimes I lose the remote,
488
00:21:58,137 --> 00:22:00,862
and sometimes my butt
itches real bad!
489
00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:02,241
Oh, you poor, poor thing.
490
00:22:02,344 --> 00:22:05,689
By the way, you forgot
your briefcase.
491
00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:14,551
Oh, so this is the thanks I get
for working overtime?
492
00:22:15,206 --> 00:22:16,206
Overtime?!
493
00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:30,448
There's that stupid noise again!
494
00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:32,103
Oh, that's not a stupid noise.
495
00:22:32,206 --> 00:22:35,241
That's just Junior
about to jump out
that window.
496
00:22:35,344 --> 00:22:36,827
Oh.
497
00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,793
Junior!
498
00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:41,689
Here, darling!
499
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:42,896
Here we come, buddy!
500
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,344
Come to Daddy,
right in the
old pocket.
501
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,551
Uh-oh!
502
00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:51,965
Did you catch him?
503
00:22:52,068 --> 00:22:53,793
No.
504
00:22:54,103 --> 00:22:57,793
We're bad parents.
505
00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:03,206
Cheep-cheep-cheep.
506
00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:06,448
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.
507
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,620
Junior?
508
00:23:07,724 --> 00:23:09,137
He's flying.
509
00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:13,206
I guess he's all grown up.
510
00:23:15,068 --> 00:23:17,862
Hey, what about Daddy?
511
00:23:20,862 --> 00:23:23,103
That's my boy.
512
00:23:23,206 --> 00:23:24,206
Good-bye.
513
00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:25,724
Good-bye, Junior.
514
00:23:25,827 --> 00:23:28,827
Well, Patrick,
he doesn't need
us anymore.
515
00:23:28,931 --> 00:23:33,379
This is the hardest part
of every parent's life...
516
00:23:33,482 --> 00:23:34,758
I assume.
517
00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:39,000
Despite all we've
been through,
it was worth it.
518
00:23:39,103 --> 00:23:40,103
Yeah.
519
00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:47,448
Let's have another.
520
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,827
And NICKELODEON
521
00:24:19,379 --> 00:24:23,931
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