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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ooh!
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ Spongebob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ Spongebob
Squarepants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ Spongebob Squarepants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!♪Ready?
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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!
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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!
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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!
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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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[and NICKELODEON]
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Oh!
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Pardon me, young lady.
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What a fox.
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Ooh!
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You're all mine,
you sweet Krabby Patty.
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Ooh, whoo!
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Initiating launch sequence.
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Krabby Patty, here I come!
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Eh, I hope I don't miss again.
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Reunited, and it's going
to feel so good!
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Oh, ho, ho, sweet wampum.
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Huh?! What's that?!
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Squidward, where are you?!
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Shield me with your forehead!
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So...
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it was just another failed
Krabby Patty theft attempt
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by my arch-competitor, Plankton.
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For a second there,
I mistook you for a threat
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but you're just
a dirty, little man.
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So long, shrimp!
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Curse you, Mr. Krabs!
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Ouch!
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So, typical day of failure,
I see, huh, darling?
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Oh, can it, computer wife.
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Can't you see I'm exhausted?
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Why don't you go
make yourself useful
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and synthesize me up some grub?
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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What do we got here?
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Oh, goodie!
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Holographic meatloaf again.
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When am I going to get
some realfood?
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Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food.
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Just look at his daughter.
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She's as big as a whale.
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I wish I could be successful
like Mr. Krabs.
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I wish I could somehow
just switch lives with him
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just to know what it's like.
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Then why don't you just use
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that Switch-Lives-Just-to-Know-
What-It's-Like-O-Macrofier thing
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you built last Tuesday?
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What a brilliant idea!
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Your parents
must have been, like
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part computer or something.
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Ah...
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Now, let's see here.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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Aha!
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Well, I hate to leave you, Karen
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but you know what they say:
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"a rolling stone gathers
no algae."
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Ah!
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Oh, dear Neptune above!
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What happened last night?
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Huh?
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What's this?
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"Mr.Plankton"?
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Who the davey...?
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Huh? I'm in the Krusty Krab.
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And that means the life switcher
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was a success!
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The Krusty Krab is mine!
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Corporate casual.
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Order up!
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Two deluxe Krabby Patties.
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At last!
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There you are, sir.
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Two deluxe...
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Ahoy, there,
Mr. Plankton.
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Er, uh, hey, there,
uh, Spongebob.
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Uh, Spongebob...
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Yes, sir?
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I'm going to need
to take one of these patties
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back to my office
for, uh... bun inspection.
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I'm afraid you can't do that
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Mr. Plankton.
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But why not?
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Because that patty is
for the customer, sir.
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The customer?
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I'll boil the customer
in hot oil
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and I'll rip out his...!
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I mean, yes, of course,
for the lovely customer.
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But you can
take these
patties, sir.
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I made them on the off chance
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you decided to instigate
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some bun inspection
today, Mr. Plankton, sir.
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Uh, yes.
Uh, very nice.
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Um, thanks.
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All mine!
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It's finally all mine!
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The patties...
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the wealth...
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the notoriety...
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the... Spongebob?
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What do you want?
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Well, it's just that
it's Tuesday again, sir
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and I was wondering
if I could have my...
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uh... my, uh...
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weekly performance review.
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Review?
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Oh, yes, please, sir, please!
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But I've never reviewed
anything...
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except for those foreign
exercise videos
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my cousin sent me.
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Oh, please, sir!
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I want to make you
so happy and proud!
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Ah, you're doing fine.
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Now leave me to my work.
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Mmm...
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But sir...
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I thought I sent
you away, Cretan!
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But sir, there's got to be
something I need to improve on.
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Anything!
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All right, the sauce.
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Wh... what?
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The sauce, I don't know.
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You're using
too much sauce, okay?
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Review's over.
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What?
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What's the matter with you?
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All I said was
a little too much sauce.
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It's no big deal, really.
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What do you want from me,
a promotion?
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A pro... a promot...
a promotion?!
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Uh, sure, kid, you're, uh...
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you're on register now.
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Register?
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Glad that's over.
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Spongebob, do you remember
that little talk we had
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about personal space?
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It's okay, Squidward,
I'm official. Look!
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Co-cashier?!
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So, have you two
known each other long?
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You can't do this to me,
Mr. Plankton!
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If you think I'm going
to stand out there all day
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listening to...
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then you must have coral
wedged in your frontal lobe!
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So what do you want me to do
about it?
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I'd like my view
to be a little less yellow
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if you know what I mean.
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Hope you like gray.
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Hey, Squidward, I can see you
through this little window.
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Now, no more intrusions.
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I'd like to begin writing
the memoirs of my success story.
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So everyone just stay the...
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Daddy!
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Daddy! Daddy, Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
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Just tell Daddy what you want!
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Daddy!
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He's very busy!
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Could I please have a, um...
an advance on my allowance?
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If it'll get you
out of my antennae.
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Go crazy.
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One dollar!
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You hateme!
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Ow!
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You!
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Me?
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You think this is funny?
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In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
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Well, Mr. Funny Man
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is this how you get
your sick kicks?!
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What? It's just
an ordinary Krabby...
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Oh, my goodness!
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Squidward!
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I tried,
Mr. Plankton.
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I really did.
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Oh, what now?
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A customer ordered a medium soda
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and I gave him a large.
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I gave him a large!
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I've soiled
the good Krusty Krab name!
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Soiled it! Soiled it...!
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I command you to stop that.
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Stop that, and return
to your post!
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Soiled it!
Soiled it...!
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Where's the off button
on this thing?
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Okay, Daddy, I've decided
I'm going to run away.
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Run away and find a newdaddy!
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Make it stop!
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What, did I say the secret word?
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No, sir.
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He's back.
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Who's back? What?
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What was that?!
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Man your stations!
Red alert! Red alert!
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Take cover!
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Take cover from what?!
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He's around here somewhere.
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There he goes!
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What? Who? Where?
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Somebody tell me!
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Some say he crawled out
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from the lowest trench
in the ocean.
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He's the saltiest
of all of the sea dogs.
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He's the most hated creature
in Bikini Bottom.
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And he's finally got
a Krabby Patty!
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Krabs?! What the barnacle
is going on here?!
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It's your arch-competitor...
Krabs!
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His goal in life
is to steal a Krabby Patty
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and ruin our restaurant.
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That's terrible!
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Yeah! But the worst part
of it is...
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Good grief, he's naked!
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Clothe me if you can,
silly landlubbers!
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I'm going to make you
eat those words, Krabs!
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No shirt, no shoes...
no service!
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Huh?!
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Ah, you got me!
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Well, at least it's underwire.
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Here's your stinking patty!
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I don't understand.
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Is there a gas leak in here?
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Knick-knack, the patty's back.
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You did it, Mr. Plankton.
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Victory screech!
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Enjoy your victory screech,
Plankton
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because someday the Krabby Patty
formula will be mine!
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You'll never get this formula
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you twisted fiend!
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Oh, but I will!
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Even if I have
to come back tomorrow
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and the next day
and the next day
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and the next day
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and the next day
and the next day
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and the next day
and the next day
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and the next day next day
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and the next day
and the next day
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and the next day...
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Phone call,
Mr. Plankton.
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The next day, and the next day
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and the next day
and the next day...
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It's not worth it!
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It's just not worth it!
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Good-bye, everyone.
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I'll remember you all
in therapy.
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Holographic meatloaf...
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my favorite!
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Ah! Goo Lagoon...
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where the sun is hot
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and the sunbathers
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are oh, so cool.
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What a beautiful day.
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You said it, pal.
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Can you believe that sun?
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I could look at it all day.
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Uh, Patrick?
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What?
270
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:04,448
Nothing.
271
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,344
So, how's that tan coming?
272
00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:06,448
I don't know.
273
00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:09,310
Let me check.
274
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,413
Looking good.
275
00:13:10,448 --> 00:13:12,379
How's yours?
276
00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:14,275
Just a minute.
277
00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:21,137
I could have sworn
I was laying on my back.
278
00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:29,655
Larry! Larry!
279
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,448
Larry! Larry!
280
00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:35,758
Hey, it's Larry, the lifeguard.
281
00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:38,517
Mr. Lifeguard,
can I feel
your muscle?
282
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,793
Sure. Don't scratch
the paint.
283
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,482
Lifeguard, how's the tubage?
284
00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,551
Gnarly, dudes.
285
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:48,551
All right, yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
286
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:51,379
Lifeguard, can
you point out
the snack bar?
287
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,793
Right over there.
288
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,275
But you guys are way too old
289
00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:55,689
and unsightly for my beach.
290
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,320
And I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ask you to leave.
291
00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:59,827
So polite.
292
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:02,275
Just like we raised him.
293
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:03,379
What a guy.
294
00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:06,068
Is it any wonder
he's so popular?
295
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:09,724
Just imagine
if Iwere a lifeguard.
296
00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:18,827
That would be so cool.
297
00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:21,551
Oh, what do you want
to be a lifeguard for?
298
00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:23,379
Nobody really likes those guys.
299
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,448
For he's a jolly, good fellow...
300
00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:27,034
Being a lifeguard is so dumb.
301
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:30,344
All they do is blow, blow,
blow on their stupid whistles
302
00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:33,379
rub, rub, rub that white stuff
on their noses
303
00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:37,206
and show off their gross
304
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,758
misshapen bodies.
305
00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:40,793
Dude, put that thing away.
306
00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:42,931
There are, like, children here.
307
00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,896
I'm going to the snack bar.
308
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,034
Who needs to be a lifeguard?
309
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:52,241
I'm cool.
310
00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:57,724
I'm every bit as cool as Larry.
311
00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:00,379
And if I'm not,
let me be struck by...
312
00:15:01,862 --> 00:15:04,586
A flying ice cream truck...
313
00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:07,241
and live!
314
00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:12,275
Please, do not land
315
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,586
flying ice cream trucks
on the bathers.
316
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,965
Oh...
317
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:20,206
Spongebob, you okay?
318
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,758
Hey!
319
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:25,241
I didn't know
you were a lifeguard.
320
00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:26,344
Lifeguard?
321
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:27,413
The nose.
322
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,379
White stuff.
323
00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:32,172
You think I'm a lifeguard?
324
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:34,620
Sure, there's no hiding
the lifeguard look, Spongebob
325
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,655
and you've got it.
326
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,379
You really think so?
327
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:39,689
You bet, I do.
328
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,793
Say, we're a little
shorthanded around here.
329
00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:43,896
How would you like
to work the beach?
330
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,137
I'd love it!
331
00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:47,965
All right.
332
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,965
Leave that on the bench, Kahuna.
333
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,724
Hey, Annette, come here.
334
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,206
I want you to meet
my buddy, Spongebob.
335
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:56,275
Hi.
336
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:59,448
Hey, guy's a lifeguard.
337
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,000
It works.
338
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,000
Whoo-hoo!
339
00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:44,034
That was the greatest, Larry.
340
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,379
Yeah.
341
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,527
Say, how'd you like to take
the second shift?
342
00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:49,068
By myself?
343
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,586
Only if you think you're ready.
344
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:51,689
I'm not just ready.
345
00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:54,206
I'm Ready Freddie.
346
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,000
It's Larry.
347
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:57,172
Well, I guess I'll just...
348
00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:58,310
Help! Help!
349
00:16:58,413 --> 00:16:58,896
Help!
350
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,724
Help! help!
351
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:03,241
We've got a sinker.
352
00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:05,310
Spongebob, let me take this.
353
00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:07,655
I haven't seen
any action all day.
354
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:09,000
Action?
355
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,344
Please, help.
Please, help.
356
00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,931
Breathe, darn you!
357
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,068
That's the last time
I read and swim.
358
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,827
You saved my life.
359
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:51,172
Don't mention it.
It's all part of the job.
360
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:53,172
You know, Spongebob, the babes
361
00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:55,103
and the big chair are great
362
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,448
but the best part is knowing
you're the only thing
363
00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:59,689
that stands between
these good people...
364
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,586
Go, go, go, go, go...
365
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,931
and a watery grave.
366
00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:05,965
And that's what it's all about.
367
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,241
Their lives are
in your hands now
368
00:18:08,344 --> 00:18:10,586
'cause I got a date
with a tanning booth.
369
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:11,724
See you.
370
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,689
But I...
371
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,827
can't swim.
372
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,034
Oh, if I'd known
being a lifeguard meant
373
00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:24,931
guarding their lives,
I would never have said yes.
374
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,827
Maybe nothing will go wrong.
375
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,344
Then when Larry comes back
376
00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:30,413
I'll tell him
I'm not interested.
377
00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:32,448
Besides, what's the worst
that could happen?
378
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,793
Emergency!
Everybody out of the water.
379
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:43,413
Hurry! Emergency!
Out of the water.
380
00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:45,137
Emergency!
381
00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:46,793
What's going on, lifeguard?
382
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:48,793
What's the big emergency?
383
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,379
Uh... there are
sharks in there.
384
00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:53,862
Hey, that's my family
you're talking about.
385
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,137
A... sea monster!
386
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:01,172
You know, we sea monsters
have made great strides
387
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,827
in the fields of science
and literature.
388
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,241
Uh... somebody went?
389
00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:09,413
It's a big lagoon, dude.
390
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:10,413
Disgusting!
391
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,896
No, don't go!
392
00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:32,655
Free ice cream!
393
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,103
Plenty for everybody.
394
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:37,068
One for you, one for you...
395
00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:38,275
Okay, everybody got one?
396
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,517
Mmm, yeah!
397
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,620
Mmm...
398
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:45,206
Aha, now I got you.
399
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,206
Now, you all have to wait
one hour before you go swimming.
400
00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:52,103
But just so you're not tempted.
401
00:20:01,724 --> 00:20:03,517
Ladies and gentlemen
402
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,655
the lagoon is closed.
403
00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:07,551
We like Larry better.
404
00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:12,344
Does Larry ever give you
free ice cream?
405
00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:13,241
Ice cream!
406
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:16,517
Did somebody say, "ice cream?"
407
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,103
Where is it?
408
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:18,793
Is it here?
409
00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:20,206
Huh?
410
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,379
Ice cream! Yay!
411
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:28,793
Cramp!
412
00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:31,965
Oh!
413
00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,827
Holy cow!
414
00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:37,758
Somebody's drowning!
415
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,068
Oh, no, that's not possible.
416
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,758
The lagoon is closed.
417
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:43,172
Dude, get your butt
in the water.
418
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,965
If there was anyone in there,
we'd hear them.
419
00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:47,241
Help, help!
420
00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:49,379
I can't swim!
421
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,034
Somebody would be screaming
that they're drowning...
422
00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:53,517
I'm drowning!
I'm drowning!
423
00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:56,827
They would have to have
crossed the line.
424
00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,862
I'm drowning
'cause I crossed the line.
425
00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:00,517
Okay, I'll take a look...
426
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:03,862
but just to prove to you that...
Patrick isn't drowning!
427
00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:05,862
Can't swim!
428
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:09,620
Butt hurts.
429
00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:11,241
Ice cream.
430
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:12,965
Hold on, Patrick.
431
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:14,862
I'm coming.
432
00:21:17,827 --> 00:21:19,586
Help, help!
433
00:21:19,689 --> 00:21:20,724
Don't move.
434
00:21:20,827 --> 00:21:22,689
Catch this.
435
00:21:26,482 --> 00:21:29,137
Quit fooling around, man.
Get in the water.
436
00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:31,275
Help, help!
437
00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:33,103
Oh, what am I going to do?
Got to think.
438
00:21:33,206 --> 00:21:35,103
Got to think.
Got to run around and think.
439
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:37,206
Got to run around
and think at the same time.
440
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:38,590
Got to think,
got to have a plan.
441
00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:40,413
Got to think, think, think.
I've got it!
442
00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:43,275
Patrick can't drown
if there isn't any water.
443
00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:53,241
Well, you're safe now, Patrick.
444
00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:55,379
Help, I'm drowning,
I've got butt cramps
445
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,241
I want ice cream
and now it's dark.
446
00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:04,872
Help, help!
Help me, I'm drowning.
447
00:22:04,896 --> 00:22:07,896
Help.
448
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,896
To us.
449
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,103
Oh!
450
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:14,827
Sorry.
Here's your hot dog.
451
00:22:14,931 --> 00:22:16,758
Okay, Patrick, here I come.
452
00:22:16,862 --> 00:22:17,931
Oh.
453
00:22:18,034 --> 00:22:18,896
Come, come 'round Pat.
454
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,448
Here I am.
455
00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,271
Pat, Pat, no.
Uncle, hold it,
Pat, Pat, stop.
456
00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:24,517
No, Pat, stop.
457
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:25,931
Stop, stop!
458
00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:27,827
Oh. Sorry.
459
00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:30,379
Help! Help!
460
00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:34,103
Save me, can't swim.
461
00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:36,482
Patrick, don't.
462
00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:38,758
Help.
463
00:22:38,862 --> 00:22:40,758
Help, help, help...
464
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,103
Help!
465
00:22:42,206 --> 00:22:44,413
Help us.
We're drowning!
466
00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:47,241
I wonder what's showing
467
00:22:47,344 --> 00:22:49,000
at the movie theater
right about now.
468
00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:50,931
Good-bye, Patrick.
469
00:22:51,034 --> 00:22:53,275
Good-bye, ice cream.
470
00:22:53,379 --> 00:22:55,068
Help, can't swim. Help, can't swim.
471
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:55,931
Oh, no. Oh, no.
472
00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:59,689
Spongebob?
473
00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:01,034
Yes, Larry?
474
00:23:01,137 --> 00:23:03,482
You're not a lifeguard, are you?
475
00:23:03,586 --> 00:23:04,689
No, Larry.
476
00:23:04,793 --> 00:23:06,620
Let's go, guys.
477
00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:09,034
Very good.
478
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,337
You fellows are learning fast.
479
00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:15,310
Ow!
480
00:23:15,413 --> 00:23:17,310
Butt cramps! Butt cramps!
481
00:23:17,413 --> 00:23:24,310
And I still don't
have my ice cream.
482
00:23:24,413 --> 00:23:28,413
And NICKELODEON
483
00:23:46,689 --> 00:23:49,793
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