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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,330 --> 00:00:02,700 ?THEME SONG: Are you ready, kids 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:04,530 !Aye, aye, captain 3 00:00:04,530 --> 00:00:05,850 !I can't hear you 4 00:00:05,850 --> 00:00:08,170 !Aye, aye, captain 5 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:13,150 Oh-- Who lives in a ?pineapple under the sea 6 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:14,890 !SpongeBob SquarePants 7 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,840 Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he 8 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,740 !SpongeBob SquarePants 9 00:00:18,740 --> 00:00:21,130 If nautical nonsense --be something you wish 10 00:00:21,130 --> 00:00:23,020 !SpongeBob SquarePants 11 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:25,100 Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish 12 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,380 !SpongeBob SquarePants 13 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:27,080 ?Ready 14 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,060 !SpongeBob SquarePants 15 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:31,040 !SpongeBob SquarePants 16 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,020 !SpongeBob SquarePants 17 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,500 !SpongeBob SquarePants 18 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,660 [LAUGHTER] 19 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,810 NARRATOR: Ah, another beautifully day 20 00:00:57,810 --> 00:01:01,240 in Bikini Bottom's ,own jellyfish fields 21 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,280 an untamed world of natural order, where 22 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,810 the little jellyfish jellies roam 23 00:01:06,810 --> 00:01:09,890 .free across the salty seascape 24 00:01:09,890 --> 00:01:12,060 And where there is jellyfish, there 25 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:13,600 .is is the jellyfish hunter 26 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,470 .La, la, la, la la- 27 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:17,820 .La, la la, la, la 28 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:19,750 You're my twelfth .catch of the day 29 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:21,950 .I'm going to call you Twelvie 30 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:25,460 !Cootchie cootchie coo 31 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,170 [LOUD SNEEZE] 32 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:27,870 !Bye, Twelvie 33 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,060 [BUZZING] 34 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:33,310 [ELECTRIC CHARGE] 35 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,110 !Oh 36 00:01:34,110 --> 00:01:34,810 !It's you 37 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,200 [THUMP] 38 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:53,430 Well, it's just .you and me again 39 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:56,010 I've caught and named every jellyfish 40 00:01:56,010 --> 00:02:01,550 in this field at least .once, except you, No-Name 41 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:03,480 [BUZZING TAUNT] 42 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:04,970 !Blululululululululululu 43 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,460 !Blululululu 44 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:19,420 [HEART BEATING] 45 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:32,360 [PANTING] 46 00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:48,300 !Blululululululululu 47 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,790 !Gotcha 48 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:52,140 [BUZZING] 49 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:52,840 !Barnacles 50 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,380 ?How does he do that 51 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:58,330 .Someday I'll catch old No-Name 52 00:02:58,330 --> 00:03:00,380 I'm going on my lunch .break, Mr. Krabs 53 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,190 .You got five minutes- 54 00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:02,890 !Wow- 55 00:03:02,890 --> 00:03:05,440 !One more minute than yesterday 56 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,910 !SpongeBob ready for launch 57 00:03:07,910 --> 00:03:10,210 [ROCKET NOISES] 58 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:19,790 [GNAWING] 59 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:21,980 !Yum 60 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:23,070 !Yum 61 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:26,200 !GULPING] Yeah] 62 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,190 [GNAWING] 63 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:31,390 Hey, Buddy, what- ?the heck is that 64 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:33,700 .Why, this is a hole, good sir- 65 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,920 ,You see, I am a sponge --and we typically 66 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,050 .Not that- 67 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,380 !That 68 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:40,000 It's just a little- old krabby patty 69 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,110 .smothered in jellyfish jelly 70 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:45,860 I call it a krabby patty .with jellyfish jelly 71 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:46,860 ?Could I try some- 72 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:47,560 !Sure- 73 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,920 [GULPING] 74 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,620 !Amazing- 75 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:58,960 I've got to tell !someone about this 76 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,390 !SINGING) Hey, all you people) 77 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:01,820 !Hey, all you people 78 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:06,740 Hey, all you people ?won't you listen to me 79 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:09,300 ,I just had a sandwich .no ordinary sandwich 80 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:11,480 A sandwich filled !with jellyfish jelly 81 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:17,800 Hey, man, you've got .to try this sandwich 82 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,360 .It's no ordinary sandwich 83 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:25,520 It's the tastiest .sandwich in the sea 84 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:26,800 [SCAT SINGING] 85 00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:30,300 [APPLAUSE] 86 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,150 .Heh, heh 87 00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:32,080 !Thank you 88 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,670 SpongeBob, who's playing- ?Squidward's records again 89 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:37,170 .No one, Mr. Krabs- 90 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:39,800 I was just sharing my jellyfish .jelly with the customers 91 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,190 [GNAWING] 92 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:44,260 .Here, Mr. Krabs 93 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:46,310 Send your taste .buds on a journey 94 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:48,540 [SNIFFING]- 95 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:51,380 Messing with the ?patties' formula 96 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,710 !That's mutiny 97 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:53,760 --Why I ought to 98 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:57,080 Sir, this is the greatest- .thing I've ever eaten 99 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,900 I'm going to come back here for lunch every day 100 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,830 .for the rest of my life 101 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:06,230 ,CASH REGISTER DING] Hey] ?Buddy, you all right 102 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:07,470 [BLUBBERING] 103 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:11,390 ?You OK, Mr. K- 104 00:05:11,390 --> 00:05:14,280 SpongeBob, I got a- .proposition for you 105 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:18,320 How's about you go catch me .some of those little money fish 106 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,550 !Oh boy- 107 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:23,540 ,Getting paid to jellyfish !that's my life's dream 108 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,550 .Well, keep dreaming- 109 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:25,480 .This will be on your time 110 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,900 !Aye, aye, sir- 111 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:29,670 Now go get me some- --jellyfish and make it 112 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:31,440 [BUZZING] 113 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,570 .Quick -- 114 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:35,250 ,Uh, SpongeBob we're going to need 115 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:37,970 .more than one puny jellyfish 116 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:40,570 But, sir, how many- ?jellyfish do you need 117 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:43,060 SpongeBob, we have a whole ecosystem 118 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:45,280 ,full of hungry .paying customers 119 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,420 .Oh no 120 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:47,120 .Don't tell me 121 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,330 You've stopped caring .for the customer 122 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:51,760 .GASP] No]- 123 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,670 !Never 124 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:56,580 Then go out there and- !get me some more jellies 125 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:57,600 .OK, Mr. Krabs- 126 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,100 Just make sure the .jellyfish are comfortable 127 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,170 .They are oh so sensitive 128 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:01,930 .Oh- 129 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:06,070 I'll keep them comfortable .all right-- inside me wallet 130 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:08,940 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 131 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:10,370 [BUZZING] 132 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:14,670 [PANTING] 133 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:16,720 .Here you go, Mr. Krabs- 134 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,510 I'm going to need- !more than that, boy 135 00:06:21,530 --> 00:06:23,080 .More jellies, Mr. Krabs- 136 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,240 .Oh, that will never do- 137 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:24,940 !More 138 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:32,410 !More, SpongeBob 139 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:35,160 [SQUEAKING WHEELS] 140 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,160 What don't you ?understand about more 141 00:06:45,930 --> 00:06:47,070 !More 142 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:48,960 !More 143 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,350 !More 144 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:51,760 !More 145 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:52,610 !More 146 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:53,100 !More 147 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:53,580 !More 148 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,070 !More 149 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:54,560 !More 150 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,050 !More 151 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:55,540 !More 152 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,020 !More 153 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:56,720 !More 154 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,200 .Well, there's no more- 155 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,790 !Now that's jellyfishing 156 00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:08,800 [HUMMING] 157 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:12,140 [BUZZING] 158 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,520 [HUMMING] 159 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:25,350 It feels like (somebody (SHOUTING 160 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:26,370 !wants to sell me something 161 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:29,560 [WIND GUSTS] 162 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,280 .I told you was on to us- 163 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:37,610 [BUZZING] 164 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:40,610 [PANTING] 165 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:42,600 [BUZZING] 166 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,100 [PANTING] 167 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,590 SHOUTING) I'm not interested)- !in anything you're selling 168 00:07:48,590 --> 00:07:51,090 [PANTING] 169 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,090 !Gee, it sure felt like-- bah 170 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:01,400 .I must be working too hard 171 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,650 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 172 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,730 !I'll get it, Gary 173 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:05,900 .Hello, SpongeBob's house 174 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:07,110 .SpongeBob speaking 175 00:08:07,110 --> 00:08:08,380 [HEAVY BREATHING] 176 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:09,080 ?Hello- 177 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:13,810 [HEAVY BREATHING] 178 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:15,700 [DIAL TONE] 179 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,020 [NERVOUS LAUGHTER]-- .Wrong number 180 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,670 NERVOUS LAUGHTER] I]-- guess Gary forgot to pay 181 00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:28,090 .the electric bill [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] 182 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,010 [CREAKING DOOR] 183 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:29,920 ?Gary- 184 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,200 ?Is that you 185 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:32,900 !SHOUTING) Gary) 186 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,640 .Uh, yeah, good idea, Gary 187 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,830 There's probably some .candles in the kitchen 188 00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:44,100 !Hello 189 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,340 ?What's this 190 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,160 How did you get in ?here, oh delicious one 191 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,380 A little snack will .calm my nerves 192 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:50,080 .Mmm 193 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,770 .A krabby patty with blue jelly 194 00:08:53,770 --> 00:08:54,740 !Aah 195 00:08:54,740 --> 00:08:57,650 ?SCREAMING) Blue jelly) 196 00:08:57,650 --> 00:08:58,610 .PANICKY) Hello, No-Name) 197 00:08:58,610 --> 00:08:59,580 ?What's happening 198 00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:05,870 .MUFFLED) No-Name, let me out) 199 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:08,380 What are you going ?to do with me 200 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,160 .PU 201 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,790 ?What smells like big business 202 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:13,590 Hey, I don't remember .that factory 203 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:18,490 ?Huh 204 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:35,590 !Ah 205 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:37,370 ?What is this horrible place 206 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,270 (ROBOTIC VOICE) .Cootchie cootchie coo 207 00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:52,220 What kind of monster is- ?responsible for this horror 208 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:53,800 .That's it, boys- 209 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,630 Keep that gelatinous .gold a' flowing 210 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,090 [LAUGHTER] 211 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:00,820 ?Mr. Krabs- 212 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:01,860 !No 213 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:03,840 Now I know why you .brought me here 214 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,320 ?But what can we do 215 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:08,300 [DANCE MUSIC] 216 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,280 !Mr. Krabs- 217 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,270 !Stop this madness 218 00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:14,030 !Stop it right now 219 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:17,500 Hey, hey, hey-- this isn't- .what it looks like, SpongeBob 220 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:22,810 ,Why, uh, we're just, uh, uh .having a little tea party 221 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:24,690 !Oh boy, a tea party- 222 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,570 [BUZZING] 223 00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:28,930 .You tricked me, Mr. Krabs 224 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:30,790 I wouldn't have collected all those jellyfish had 225 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:32,090 I known that this .was their fate 226 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,810 !This isn't right 227 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:37,690 Jellyfish need wide-open .space and fresh air 228 00:10:37,690 --> 00:10:38,390 .Easy, boy- 229 00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,210 ?What are you doing with that 230 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:44,900 Something that should have !been done a long time ago 231 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,320 !Noooo- 232 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,670 The squeaky bolt on this- .door was driving me crazy 233 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:50,680 .Whew- 234 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,410 And now I'm going to- !set these jellyfish free 235 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:58,820 .Well, you can't- 236 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,480 The door is voice activated, and it 237 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,390 .will only open if I say open 238 00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:08,690 [LOUD BUZZING] 239 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:09,970 !Freedom 240 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:10,670 !Freedom 241 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:15,630 !You'll never catch me- 242 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,750 ?What 243 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:24,620 !Blasted exercise craze 244 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:27,480 [SCREAMING] 245 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,100 !Goodbye, friends- 246 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:39,500 .I'm taking jelly off the menu- 247 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,880 He really got- !burned on that deal 248 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,150 LAUGHING] All is] .as it should be 249 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:48,530 I promise never to use this net for anything but pure sport 250 00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:49,370 .again 251 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:53,790 Jellyfish aren't meant .to be captured forever 252 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:55,340 !Oh No-Name 253 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,090 .I guess I can name you now 254 00:11:58,090 --> 00:12:00,580 .I'll call you Friend 255 00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:05,940 [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] 256 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:21,100 ANNOUNCER: Welcome, sports fans, to the 21st annual Bikini 257 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,760 !Bottom Fry Cook Games 258 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,990 [FLOURISH] 259 00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:40,630 I declare these- !Fry Cook Games open 260 00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:42,660 [BEEP] 261 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:46,100 [FLOURISH] 262 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,450 I declare these- !Fry Cook Games open 263 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,500 [EXPLOSION] 264 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,250 !CROWD: Oh 265 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,460 ANNOUNCER: So begin the .21st Fry Cook Games 266 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:05,950 ,I'm a realistic fish head and it's a beautiful day here 267 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,540 at Bikini Bottoms' .Fast Food Coliseum 268 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:16,910 They come from everywhere ,microwaves hum, patties sizzle 269 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:23,000 and heat lamps keep the fast .food spirit warm and soggy 270 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,400 But the real story is the bitter rivalry 271 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,130 between former competitors Mr. Krabs of The Krusty Krab 272 00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:31,390 .and Plankton of the Chum Bucket 273 00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:33,670 Who could forget the year Mr. Krabs 274 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:36,240 a gold for this ?500-pickle clean-and-jerk 275 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,900 .Not Plankton 276 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,550 Or when Plankton won the hearts of millions 277 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:48,320 by performing this perfect onion-ring routine 278 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,750 ?with a broken antenna 279 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,950 [GRUNTING] 280 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,260 .Krabs wasn't moved 281 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,420 [SPITTING] 282 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:01,190 And now late word is that- this year, the Krusty Krab 283 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:04,960 will be represented by a new competitor on what is perhaps 284 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,500 the greatest day .of his young life 285 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,020 This is perhaps the greatest- ,day of my young like 286 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:14,620 Mr. Krabs. [PANTING] I can't believe I'm representing 287 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,350 the Krusty Krab in .the Fry Cook Games 288 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,730 To bring home the gold is to bring 289 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:22,340 honour and glory .to the Krusty Krab 290 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:25,800 And all that free publicity- .will bring in customers 291 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,990 .So don't lose 292 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,550 !Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs- 293 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:31,270 !Krusty Krab 294 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,000 !Krusty Krab 295 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,310 --Krusty Crab 296 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,990 .Hey, SpongeBob- 297 00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:35,740 .Hi, Patrick- 298 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,340 !Krusty Krab 299 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:38,490 !Krusty Krab 300 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:41,070 [Krusty Krab-- [GRUNTING 301 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,550 Are you trying to- ?move the ground 302 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,150 .You'll never move it like that 303 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:48,030 !You got to get underneath it 304 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:48,910 .Come on, Patrick- 305 00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:50,510 I'm trying to train .for the games 306 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,210 ?Games- 307 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,260 ?Can I play 308 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,860 .Aw, sorry, Patrick- 309 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,270 .You have to be a fry cook 310 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,580 ?Be a fry cook- 311 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,080 ?Is that all I gotta do 312 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,560 .That'll be easy 313 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,240 ?What do you mean, easy- 314 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,270 ?How hard could it be- 315 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,340 They don't let just- .anybody be a fry cook 316 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,680 .We're an elite corps 317 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,660 .Doh, come on- 318 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,880 .You're just flipping patties 319 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,580 !Hey- 320 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:16,570 Flipping is not as .easy as it sounds 321 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:18,320 [SIZZLE]- 322 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,920 ?Why don't you go home, Patrick- 323 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,020 You can complete in the laying .under a rock all day games 324 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:26,470 GASP] Well at least I]-- !don't polish my fingernails 325 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:29,130 !GASP] You take that back]- 326 00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,930 ,Fingernails- !fingernails, fingernails 327 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,180 You don't even- !have fingernails 328 00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:36,300 I cannot believe- !what I am hearing 329 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,190 ?How can you hear it- 330 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,300 !You don't have ears either 331 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,540 !FRUSTRATED) Holes)- 332 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,370 !Holes 333 00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,130 !Cone head- 334 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:44,830 !Yellow- 335 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:45,530 !Pink- 336 00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:52,290 I'm going to get a job as a- !fry cook, and it will be easy 337 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:53,250 !Fine- 338 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,690 [GRUNTING] 339 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:55,730 !Krusty Krab 340 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:56,430 !Krusty Krab 341 00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:57,550 !Krusty Krab 342 00:15:57,550 --> 00:16:01,730 SNIFFING] What's]-- ?that smell in the air 343 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:06,050 !I spell Plankton 344 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,970 ?Oh yeah- 345 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:11,950 [Well I smell-- [SNIFFING .Phew, he's right 346 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:25,610 .I love messing things up- 347 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,430 Are you ready to- ?do or die, Krabs 348 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:35,900 ,Always ready- .Plankton, always ready 349 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,510 .Mmm good- 350 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:46,310 Because today the Chum Bucket .is going to kick your carapus 351 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,970 .That's what you think- 352 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:50,000 .But I got me a champion 353 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,870 .SpongeBob, show him 354 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,890 .Look at him- 355 00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:01,320 .In his prime 356 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,950 !You ain't got no chance 357 00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:05,130 That's where- .you're wrong, Krabs 358 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:06,460 For I too have 359 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,150 .a champion 360 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:13,540 ,Ladies and gentlemen- turn your attention 361 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:17,480 .to the southwest corridor 362 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,770 Other way, (UNDER .BREATH) imbeciles 363 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,700 !And stop 364 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,710 !Perfect 365 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:28,320 ,Representing the Chum Bucket ,a creature so fearsome 366 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:33,500 so terrible, so mind-bendingly large that those of you 367 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:37,780 with weak constitutions may .want to leave the stadium 368 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:38,710 !I got to get out of here- 369 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:39,540 !Too late- 370 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,980 .Ready or not, here he comes 371 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:44,980 ,Quake with fear !you mortal fools 372 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,880 Bow down before the --awesome might of 373 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,860 [EXPLOSION] 374 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:55,060 This huge guy was carrying the !real contestant, Patrick Star 375 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,140 Patrick, what are- ?you doing here 376 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,750 .You're not a fry cook 377 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:05,100 .Oh yes I am, Mr- .SpongeBob SuperiorPants 378 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,340 .Check it out 379 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:09,710 I've been working for the Chum .Bucket for almost five minutes 380 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,670 Well it doesn't matter- anyway, because you're 381 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:12,960 .going eat my dust 382 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:13,660 .Nuh uh 383 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,750 .I'm eating my own dust 384 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:16,630 !Not if I eat it first- 385 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:17,330 Yellow- 386 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,000 !Pink- 387 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,340 .I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs 388 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:24,020 .I thought Patrick was my friend 389 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,100 ?Friend- 390 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,850 .Not in here, he ain't 391 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:27,840 ?What do you mean- 392 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,210 .He's not really your friend- 393 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,210 ?He's not- 394 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,890 He's plotting your- .downfall right now 395 00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,230 ?He is- 396 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,910 He's going to stab- .you in the back 397 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,410 !He wouldn't 398 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,110 .Of course he would 399 00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:42,520 .Just look at him 400 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:46,480 .Square, the shape of evil 401 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,330 He's making a mockery- .of your profession 402 00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,800 Are we going to let some pretender take away 403 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,130 ?what belongs to the Krusty Krab 404 00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:53,830 !No 405 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,160 .Then get mean 406 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,310 .I'm mean- 407 00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:57,490 .Get angry 408 00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:59,270 !SHOUTING) I'm angry)- 409 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:03,670 Now get out there- .and win that meadow 410 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:09,700 [SCREAMING] 411 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,400 .Aaaah- 412 00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:18,700 ANNOUNCER: For our first .event, the deep fry pole vault 413 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,370 Win this one for- .the Krusty Krab 414 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:24,300 !For the Krusty Krab- 415 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,790 [SPLAT] 416 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,070 !CROWD: Oh 417 00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:28,770 !Yea 418 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:30,720 [CHEERING] 419 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,090 Win this one because- .I told you to 420 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:35,380 !Because you told me too- 421 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,810 [GRUNTING] 422 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,520 !Fish sticks- 423 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,460 !Get your fish sticks here 424 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:46,070 --ANNOUNCER: The next event .the chocolate high dive 425 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:49,400 Make way for the real- .fry cook, Patrick 426 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,430 ANNOUNCER: For his dive, SpongeBob 427 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:56,490 will be attempting a full banana .fudge pop with two sticks 428 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:59,530 .And now, absolute silence 429 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,230 [DRUM ROLL] 430 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:03,540 SCREAMING) I)- !scream for ice cream 431 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,680 !ANNOUNCER: Perfect entry 432 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,540 --And toasted almonds .that's unexpected 433 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:13,570 !He stuck it 434 00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:17,090 And just look at .that even coating 435 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:17,790 [SQUEAKING] 436 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:21,210 .Top that, Pinky- 437 00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:22,150 !Almonds- 438 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,380 .Curse him, that's good 439 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:27,040 But perhaps a bit too .highbrow for this crowd 440 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,450 He thinks he's --better than them 441 00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:30,430 [GASPING]- 442 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,520 !Better than you- 443 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,730 [GASPING]- 444 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,310 Now get up there and show- him how the common man 445 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:38,190 prepares his frozen !dairy traits 446 00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:39,920 [ROARING]- 447 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,960 ANNOUNCER: Patrick will be --resurrecting an old favourite 448 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,180 the single scoop strawberry .cone with a chocolate dip 449 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:49,270 [CREAKING] 450 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:51,290 !Just look at that concentration 451 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:54,130 Oh, a little shaky .on that entry 452 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,550 !But just look at that form 453 00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,460 .Take that, Yellow Bow- 454 00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,090 .Laugh while you can, Pinky- 455 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:01,150 .It's not over yet 456 00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:02,640 .That's what you think- 457 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,590 .But it's not over yet 458 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,730 .It's not over yet- 459 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:12,370 With the score tied, we go to our final event-- thumb 460 00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:13,530 .wrestling 461 00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:15,970 ?Who will take home the gold 462 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:18,060 --Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab 463 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:21,130 Don't forget-- he- .called ye Yellow 464 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:24,360 [GNASHING TEETH]- 465 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,410 ANNOUNCER: Or Plankton ?of the Chum Bucket 466 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,670 Don't forget, he- !called you Pink 467 00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:32,380 [GROWLING] 468 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,620 [SCREAMING] 469 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,610 [DING] 470 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,000 [SCREAMING AND ROARING] 471 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:02,240 .Worked at the Chum Bucket- 472 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,660 .This is personal 473 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:08,100 [SCREAMING] 474 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,880 !SCREAMING) No)- 475 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,200 !My name's not Rick 476 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:29,240 [POUNDING AND YELLING] 477 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,830 .I don't like idea you- 478 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,490 .I don't like you more- 479 00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:34,250 .I never liked you- 480 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,320 I a thousand times- .never liked you 481 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,020 !Pink- 482 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,020 !Yellow- 483 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:41,390 [GRUNTING AND GROANING] 484 00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:44,810 [RIPPING FABRIC] 485 00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:46,080 [GASPING] 486 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,960 ?SPONGEBOB: Yellow 487 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,780 ?PATRICK: Pink 488 00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:53,380 .You do care- 489 00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:56,310 [SOBBING] 490 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:01,000 Let's promise never- .to fight again, buddy 491 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:01,880 .Yeah, pal- 492 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,100 .Let's go home 493 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,090 [WHISTLING]- 494 00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:07,320 [BOOING] 495 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,020 !Hey- 496 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,700 ?Where you going 497 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:12,480 Get back here and !kill each other 498 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,780 PATRICK: You're my .best friend ever 499 00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:16,980 .SPONGEBOB: You too, Patrick 500 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:20,960 PATRICK: You know, these were .white when I bought them 501 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 32157

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