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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,190 --> 00:00:02,940 ?Are ya ready, kids- 2 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:04,660 !KIDS: Aye, aye, captain 3 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:05,870 .I can't hear you- 4 00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:07,860 !KIDS: Aye, aye, captain 5 00:00:07,860 --> 00:00:10,650 !Ohhhh- 6 00:00:10,650 --> 00:00:13,260 SINGING) Who lives in a) ?pineapple under the sea 7 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:14,590 !KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants 8 00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:16,980 PAINTY: Absorbent and .yellow and porous is he 9 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:18,810 !KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants 10 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,050 PAINTY: If nautical nonsense --be something you wish 11 00:00:21,050 --> 00:00:22,860 !KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants 12 00:00:22,860 --> 00:00:25,120 PAINTY: --then drop on the !deck and flop like a fish 13 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,150 !KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants 14 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,850 ?PAINTY: Ready 15 00:00:26,850 --> 00:00:28,790 !ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants 16 00:00:28,790 --> 00:00:30,730 !SpongeBob SquarePants 17 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:33,150 !SpongeBob SquarePants 18 00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:36,510 !PAINTY: SpongeBob SquarePants 19 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:38,950 [LAUGHING HEARTILY] 20 00:00:38,950 --> 00:00:40,980 [PICCOLO PLAYS] 21 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:46,640 [SEA SHANTY MUSIC] 22 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,010 [MR. KRABS: [SIGHS 23 00:00:56,010 --> 00:01:00,260 Well, it's the worst time .of the day once again 24 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,860 [CHOKES UP] 25 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:03,140 .Closing time 26 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:05,890 Well, see you in- .the AM, Mr. Krabs 27 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:08,530 .Hold on there, SpongeBob- 28 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:11,860 Take that pile of .filth out with ya 29 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:12,560 [GASPS]- 30 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,100 .Mr. Krabs 31 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:16,150 You shouldn't talk about .Squidward like that 32 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:20,080 .He means this filth, you loon- 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,660 (CASUALLY SINGING)- .Taking out the trash 34 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:25,030 .Taking out the trash 35 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:25,760 .Hm 36 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,850 Dumpster writing-- the .voice of the people 37 00:01:28,850 --> 00:01:30,170 .Up with bubbles" 38 00:01:30,170 --> 00:01:31,490 ".Down with air 39 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:33,320 [LAUGHS] 40 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,850 ".Nematodes are people too" 41 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:38,250 .Haw, those nematodes 42 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,130 Here's one somebody .didn't finish 43 00:01:40,130 --> 00:01:44,350 ".Squidward smells." "Good" 44 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:46,300 [LAUGHS] 45 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,810 ?Hm, what's this one 46 00:01:47,810 --> 00:01:51,460 ?Krabs is a--" Hm" 47 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:55,080 ".[Krabs is a [CHIRP" 48 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,480 Do you kiss your- ?mother with that mouth 49 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,650 ,Well, sometimes- .but not recently 50 00:02:00,650 --> 00:02:01,750 !PATRICK: Hi, garbage man 51 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,230 !Hi, SpongeBob 52 00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:04,420 .Hi, Patrick- 53 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:07,730 Hey, Patrick, do you know ?what this word means 54 00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:11,100 ".READING SLOWLY) "Krabs)- 55 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:14,350 Uh, isn't that the red ?sweaty guy you work for 56 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,200 .Nuh-uh, not that word- 57 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,280 .That word 58 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,430 .[CHIRP]- 59 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:23,260 .Hey, I think I know what means 60 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:26,560 That's one of those .sentence enhancers 61 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,900 ?Sentence enhancers- 62 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:31,090 You use them when you- .want to talk fancy 63 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:36,010 You just sprinkle it over !anything you say, and whamo 64 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:39,590 You got yourself a .spicy sentence sandwich 65 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,340 .Oh, I get it- 66 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:42,070 .Let me try 67 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:43,520 .Ahem 68 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,660 .POSH VOICE) Hello, Patrick) 69 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:47,310 Lovely [CHIRP] day ?we're having, isn't it 70 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:50,470 .Why, yes, it is, SpongeBob- 71 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:55,700 This [CHIRP] day is .particularly [CHIRP] lovely 72 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,790 How [CHIRP] right- .you are, Patrick 73 00:02:58,790 --> 00:03:00,190 .[CHIRP]- 74 00:03:00,190 --> 00:03:01,130 .[CHIRP]- 75 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:02,070 .[CHIRP]- 76 00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:03,690 .Ooh, you're right, Patrick- 77 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:06,630 My lips are tingling from the .spiciness of this conversation 78 00:03:06,630 --> 00:03:08,040 [GIGGLING]- 79 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:08,810 .Yeah, mine too 80 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:10,390 [SPUTTERING AND GIGGLING] 81 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,880 [LAUGHING]- 82 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,850 .It tingles when I laugh 83 00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:17,830 [WHISTLING] 84 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,700 .Hello, customers 85 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,330 Nice [CHIRP] day ?we're having, huh 86 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:24,030 [GASPS]- 87 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:25,980 ?--Did he just say 88 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:28,160 .Ay, he did- 89 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:28,860 .Hey, Patrick- 90 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,350 ?How the [CHIRP] are ya 91 00:03:30,350 --> 00:03:33,120 .Pretty [CHIRP] good, SpongeBob- 92 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,300 Well, I thought this- ,was a restaurant 93 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:38,060 .not a gutter-mouth convention 94 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:39,400 [MIC FEEDBACK] 95 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,410 .Attention, customers- 96 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:43,040 Today's special is a CHIRP] Krabby Patty] 97 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,310 served in a greasy CHIRP] sauce and grilled] 98 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,500 .to [CHIRP] perfection 99 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:53,750 And don't forget to ask us .to [CHIRP] the [CHIRP] fries 100 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:57,010 .It'll be our [CHIRP] pleasure 101 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:57,990 .Hi, Squidward 102 00:03:57,990 --> 00:04:00,030 ?How the [CHIRP] are ya 103 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:03,040 ,Nice [CHIRP] day- ?isn't it, Squidward 104 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:03,960 .I don't understand- 105 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,440 .That guy's talented 106 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,410 .He doesn't have to work blue 107 00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:09,930 Let's go somewhere- .more family-oriented 108 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:12,830 [COMPLAINING VOICES] 109 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:17,400 [KLAXON SIREN] 110 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,130 ?Huh- 111 00:04:20,130 --> 00:04:21,040 [GASPS] 112 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,540 !The Krusty Krab 113 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:24,180 !She's empty 114 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,620 !All hands on deck 115 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,370 !Batten the front doors 116 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:28,490 !Brace the cash register 117 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:31,180 !Break out the happy snacks 118 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:33,800 Squidward, we have all me beautiful 119 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,740 ?paying customers gone 120 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:38,770 Apparently the two- barnacled-mouth brothers 121 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:40,310 .just learned a new word 122 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:43,710 And SpongeBob just said .it over the intercom 123 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:44,410 ?Well, what was it- 124 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,590 ?What did he say 125 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:48,310 --Uh, he said, um, well, said- 126 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:49,740 [WHISPERS] 127 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,690 ?Huh- 128 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,110 [WHISPERS] 129 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:52,810 [GASPS]- 130 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:57,150 ,SpongeBob and friend !front and centre 131 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:59,270 Why, I ought to make the two of ya 132 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:01,680 paint the Krusty Krab !for using such language 133 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:05,890 But Mr. Krabs, we were only- .using our sentence enhancers 134 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,990 .Yeah, it's fancy talk- 135 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:10,780 There ain't nothing- .fancy about that word 136 00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:11,940 ?[You mean [CHIRP- 137 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:13,130 .Yes, that one- 138 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,380 .Now, quit sayin' that 139 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,340 .It's a bad word 140 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:18,080 ?BOTH: Bad word 141 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,730 [BOTH BLATHERING] 142 00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,180 .Yes sirree- 143 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:26,120 .That's bad word number 11 144 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:30,940 In fact, there are 13 bad .words you should never use 145 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:32,930 Don't you mean- ?there are only seven 146 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:34,570 .Not if you're a sailor 147 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:36,060 [CHUCKLES] 148 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:38,540 .Wow, 13- 149 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:41,330 That's a lot of- .CHIRP] bad words] 150 00:05:41,330 --> 00:05:43,010 .OK, boys- 151 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:48,200 I want you to promise me you'll .never use that word again 152 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,100 .BOTH: We promise 153 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,320 SPONGEBOB: Gee, I sure am glad Mr. Krabs told us 154 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,360 that word we were .using was a bad word 155 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,810 Yeah, me too, because- classy sophisticates 156 00:05:58,810 --> 00:06:02,120 like us should not stain .our lips with cursing 157 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,170 .Yea verily- 158 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:06,900 Now, let's play a nice wholesome .game of Eels and Escalators 159 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,440 !Oh, boy, my favourite- 160 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,370 .Come on- 161 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:12,400 .Gary needs a new pair of shoes 162 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,190 .Ooh, eels- 163 00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:15,650 .Too bad, SpongeBob 164 00:06:15,650 --> 00:06:17,410 .You got to ride the eel 165 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:18,110 .Darn- 166 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,640 !My turn- 167 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:23,540 !Hurray 168 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:24,900 !Escalators 169 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:27,420 [LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY] 170 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,750 !Up, up, up 171 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:30,630 .Come on- 172 00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:33,580 ,Escalators .escalators, escalators 173 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:34,850 [SIGHS] 174 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:37,620 .Eels again 175 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:39,610 .My turn- 176 00:06:39,610 --> 00:06:41,780 !Escalators 177 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:44,500 ,Escalators- .escalators, escalators 178 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,610 ?Eels 179 00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:47,300 !Es-kee-lators- 180 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:55,030 Well, this is your .last chance, SpongeBob 181 00:06:55,030 --> 00:06:59,430 Oh, if you get eels .again, you lose 182 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:00,940 .FRUSTRATED) Ooh)- 183 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:02,370 ,Escalators !escalators, escalators 184 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:07,600 !Ha 185 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,300 !Escalators 186 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,240 .PATRICK: Eels 187 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,380 ![Dah, [CHIRP- 188 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,520 .Ohhh- 189 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,070 .You said number 11 190 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:23,360 I, I, I didn't mean-- you- .got to understand, Patrick 191 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,100 I was try-- oh, what --I meant to say 192 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,330 .some things just slip about 193 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:29,250 .You got to understand 194 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,270 .Don't worry, SpongeBob- 195 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:33,190 .I understand 196 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:34,460 !Mr. Krabs 197 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:35,520 !Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs 198 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,430 !No, wait, Patrick- 199 00:07:37,430 --> 00:07:38,380 !Patrick, no 200 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:40,300 !Please don't tell 201 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:42,350 .[But you said [CHIRP- 202 00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:43,080 !Aha- 203 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,130 Now I'm going to tell !Mr. Krabs on you 204 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:47,980 .Not if I tell first- 205 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:49,450 .I can run faster than you- 206 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:50,870 [LAUGHS] 207 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,290 [ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC] 208 00:07:52,290 --> 00:07:53,900 .See you at the Krusty Krab- 209 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,380 [LAUGHS] 210 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:58,360 !Oh, no 211 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,340 [LAUGHS]- 212 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,450 !Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs 213 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:03,230 ?What, what, what- 214 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:04,950 !Patrick, Patrick, Patrick- 215 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:05,880 ?Yes, yes, yes- 216 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,080 --He said, he said, he said- 217 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,280 .Out with it, boy- 218 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,540 Me and Patrick were playing- Eels and Escalators and he was 219 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,100 going up, up, up, and .I had to ride the eel 220 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,320 And then we run, and .Patrick-- he said some things 221 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,870 ?What kind of things- 222 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:16,770 --Well, he said- 223 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:17,600 ?Yes- 224 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,240 Well, um, let's just say- he said a certain word 225 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,640 .that you said he shouldn't say 226 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,870 And this particular word happens to be word number 11 227 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:26,870 in a list of 13 words that .you said shouldn't be said 228 00:08:26,870 --> 00:08:28,410 .Uh, right- 229 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:31,300 --What was that part about that ?what, what-- the, uh, who now 230 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,850 .Mr. Krabs, Mr- !Krabs, Mr. Krabs 231 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,550 [SIGHS]- 232 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:38,740 !BOTH: He said that word 233 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,960 --Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da 234 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,470 Now I'm gonna let- .go of your lips 235 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:50,460 And when I do, I want to calmly tell me 236 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:53,060 what youse need to ?tell me, understand 237 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:53,760 .BOTH: Mhm 238 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:58,540 .[He said [CHIRP 239 00:08:58,540 --> 00:08:59,540 [GASPS]- 240 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,290 ?Do my ears deceive me 241 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:04,080 .You two should be ashamed 242 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:08,250 .Time to take out the trash 243 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:10,430 You two need to be .taught a lesson 244 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:11,830 .I thought I made it clear 245 00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:15,660 Never, and I mean never, use number 11 246 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:19,110 .or any of the 13 bad words 247 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:22,730 Now, the both of .youse wait right here 248 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,470 .I'll be back 249 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:26,850 ?What's gonna happen to us- 250 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:29,310 .We'll probably get 40 lashes- 251 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:30,260 .SCARED) Oh, no)- 252 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:35,240 .I'm sorry, Patrick- 253 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,920 .Mr. Krabs is right 254 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,730 There's no need for .words like that 255 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:41,370 .I'm sorry too, SpongeBob- 256 00:09:41,370 --> 00:09:43,120 .Let's make a vow, Patrick- 257 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,390 From this day forth, a foul .word shall never pass our lips 258 00:09:46,390 --> 00:09:50,070 ,We will be good citizens .just like good old Mr. Krabs 259 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:51,370 .Agreed- 260 00:09:51,370 --> 00:09:54,040 ,MR. KRABS: All right .you two foul mouths 261 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,450 As punishment for fouling the air in me restaurant 262 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:59,940 with your fowl words, you're gonna give The Krusty Krab 263 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:03,230 a fresh coat of paint .from top to bottom 264 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,700 [CRIES IN PAIN] 265 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,760 .Oh, my [CHIRP] foot 266 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,310 What [CHIRP] genius put a ?CHIRP] rock in a [CHIRP] path] 267 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,670 Can't you see I've got ?a [BEEP] foot here 268 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:13,790 ![Oh, [ARF 269 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:14,490 ![Aw, [TOOT TOOT 270 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:15,880 .Five, six, seven- 271 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,580 MR. KRABS: And a lotta HORN] with a side] 272 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:20,130 of [CHIRP] and a heaping helpin' of [CLANK] and a boatload of 273 00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:20,830 ![HORN] 274 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:21,800 .Nine- 275 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,340 [Oh, [ARF ARF SQUAWK- .[grabbin' [HORN 276 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,330 [WAILING] 277 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:28,300 .That's all 13, Patrick- 278 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,290 [GASPS] 279 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:32,560 We're gonna tell !your mum, Mr. Krabs 280 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,890 .No, please- 281 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:35,460 .Not my mommy 282 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,400 !Wait 283 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,760 !Please don't tell me mother 284 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,720 I don't think her little .old heart can take it 285 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,660 [BOTH PANTING] 286 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:45,120 !BOTH: Mama Krabs 287 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,520 !Mama Krabs 288 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,530 .Well, hello there- 289 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:51,830 ,SPONGEBOB: Mama Krabs ,[he said [CHIRP 290 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,100 .[and then he said [CHIRP 291 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,390 [And then he said [CHIRP .[again, and he said [ARF ARF 292 00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:58,020 And then he screamed at the .[top of his voice, [HORN 293 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,700 .And he [BEEP BEEP], Mrs. Krabs 294 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,760 .He didn't care 295 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,190 Such a stream of [SQUAWK HORN CLANK] 296 00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,160 .I have never heard in my days 297 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,260 .Oh, dear- 298 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:13,120 .My poor, old heart 299 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,910 [GASPS]- 300 00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:17,190 .Oh, dear Mother 301 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:21,210 What have these foul-mouthed ?heathens done to do ya 302 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:23,700 You two should be ashamed, making 303 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:27,250 an old lady faint .with your sailor talk 304 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,770 .You should all be ashamed- 305 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:31,500 And if you're going ,to talk like sailors 306 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,540 then you're going to .work like sailors 307 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:43,580 I guess you scallywags have .earned a glass of lemonade 308 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:44,580 [POPEYE-LIKE LAUGH] 309 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:48,640 !Yow 310 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,840 !My [HONK] foot 311 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,020 [ALL GASP] 312 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,440 !Mother- 313 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,140 ?What- 314 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:58,030 It's Old Man Jenkins .in his jalopy 315 00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,930 [HONK] 316 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:01,820 !Howdy, Mrs. K- 317 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,300 [HONK HONK HONK] 318 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,260 [LAUGHTER] 319 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:09,200 [QUIRKY UKULELE MUSIC] 320 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:22,620 Oh, how I have- .dreamed of this day 321 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:26,600 .Mr. Tentacles, professor of art 322 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,920 What a marvellous opportunity for the people 323 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,240 .of Bikini Bottom 324 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:33,860 Bring me your huddled ,masses of bored housewives 325 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:39,160 and I will shape .them in my image 326 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,130 .I'll go down in history 327 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:46,150 Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it 328 00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:50,200 !in all the museums of the world 329 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,890 Dude, you're teaching .art at the rec centre 330 00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:54,500 .Calm down 331 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,010 .Uncultured trash urchin- 332 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:56,700 [GASPS] 333 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:57,510 .9:00 AM 334 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,050 .Time to let the class in 335 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:02,560 Well, don't want to keep .them waiting any longer 336 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,260 [EXCITED CHATTER] 337 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,740 !Welcome to art class 338 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:08,400 ?Oh, isn't this cooking- 339 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,100 .Sorry 340 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:09,920 [DISMAYED MURMURS] 341 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,270 !Hi, Squidward- 342 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,230 Are you taking ?this art class too 343 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,330 ?SpongeBob- 344 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,450 ?In art class 345 00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,420 !Wait 346 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,730 !This is cooking 347 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,890 !Come back 348 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:20,350 .You got to be kidding 349 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:22,170 [SPONGEBOB: [LAUGHS 350 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,740 !This is great 351 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,130 .You and me in school together 352 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,460 ?So where's the teacher 353 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,010 .You're looking at him- 354 00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:34,010 You are the- ?teacher to my pupil 355 00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:36,000 .This isn't art class 356 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,660 .It's heaven 357 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:38,630 .Yeah- 358 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:41,770 ,Grab a little piece of heaven .and let's get on with it 359 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:45,190 .I'm ready, Mr. Tentacles- 360 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:48,720 So you want to be an- ?artist, eh, SpongeBob 361 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,580 .Yes, please- 362 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,580 Well, art is not- .all fun and games 363 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:56,150 .It's a lot of hard work 364 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:58,880 .OK, first repeat after me 365 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,240 ".I have no talent" 366 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,390 .I have no talent- 367 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:06,230 Mr. Tentacles has"- ".all the talent 368 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:08,850 Mr. Tentacles has- .all the talent 369 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:12,250 If I'm lucky, some of"- Mr. Tentacles' talent 370 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,500 ".may rub off on me 371 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:20,010 If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will- .rub his tentacles on my art 372 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,470 .Whatever- 373 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:26,440 .OK 374 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,110 Since you're telling me ,you have no prior training 375 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,770 we'll have to start .from square one 376 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:35,240 .Or should I say circle one 377 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,280 [CHORTLES] 378 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,740 Am I going too fast ?for you, SpongeBob 379 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,020 ?How's this, Squidward- 380 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:44,190 --What the-- how the- ?a perfect circle 381 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,310 .Do it again 382 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,530 .Show your process 383 00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:49,690 .Well, first I draw this head- 384 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,840 Then I erase some of the .more detailed features 385 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:56,010 ,And one, two, three .a circle, uh, thingy 386 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:58,000 !Gimme that- 387 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,350 .Forget the circles 388 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,540 .Ooh, nice one, Squidward- 389 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,920 .Let me try 390 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,800 [LAUGHS] 391 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,040 .Lookie, Squidward 392 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,640 It's you and me .playing leapfrog 393 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,430 .That's you on the bottom 394 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:11,580 !Give me that- 395 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:13,840 There is nothing .artistic about leapfrog 396 00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:18,480 ?What are you doing now 397 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,500 !I call it rippy bits- 398 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,730 You take a bunch of ,old ripped-up paper 399 00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:24,490 and you make a new .picture out of it 400 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,190 ?See 401 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,600 .You're on top this time 402 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:33,510 Do you want to- ?learn art or not 403 00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:34,240 .I'm sorry, Squidward- 404 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:34,940 .I'll listen 405 00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:36,280 .All right, SpongeBob- 406 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,150 .Pay close attention 407 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,350 .Look at your marble 408 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:43,490 .Visualise the sculpture within 409 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:45,940 --Then gently 410 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:46,920 [TAP] 411 00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:50,350 [TAP] 412 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,290 ?How's this, Squidward- 413 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:55,250 .It's beautiful- 414 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,310 --Duh, I mean, um 415 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,450 .This isn't a sculpture 416 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:03,170 A good sculpture .takes more time 417 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,450 You can't just .sculpt willy-nilly 418 00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,640 .You got to go by the book 419 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,710 .Follow the rules 420 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:12,660 Otherwise, you'll never .get past amateur hour here 421 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:16,700 .Besides, you got the nose wrong 422 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,840 .There 423 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,440 .Now it's art 424 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,680 .Oh, it's so obvious- 425 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,010 I would have never .thought of that 426 00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,900 .I'm sorry, Squidward 427 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,640 ,I came here to learn and I arrogantly 428 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,690 .shunned your lessons 429 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,820 I'll never be a great .artist like you 430 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,370 .I don't deserve your tutoring 431 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:40,600 I don't deserve to .be in your presence 432 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,910 I don't even deserve .to use your door 433 00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,200 .'Ello, there- 434 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:46,890 [GRUNTS]- 435 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,870 .But I did deserve that 436 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:49,570 !Ow 437 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,540 !I deserved that too 438 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,450 !And I deserve this 439 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:00,740 .Good day, sir- 440 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:01,440 .Sorry- 441 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,580 .Class is dismissed 442 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,550 .You're too late 443 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:05,350 .Oh, I beg your pardon- 444 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,940 .But I've forgotten my manners 445 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,780 .My name is Monty P. Moneybags 446 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,040 ?The world-famous art collector- 447 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,830 .The one and only- 448 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,730 ?Well, what are you doing here- 449 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:20,590 ,I'm on a shopping spree- .buying art for my new museum 450 00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,280 .Your search is over- 451 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:26,250 I am Bikini Bottom's .greatest artiste 452 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:30,450 I call this one ".Squidward en Repose" 453 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,150 .Oh, yeah- 454 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,790 I don't think that will fit in with the other pieces 455 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,350 .in my collection 456 00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:37,110 ?Why not- 457 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,230 .Because it's an art collection- 458 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,650 !Ha ha ha ha 459 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:41,900 ?How about this one- 460 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,580 ".I call it "Bold and Brash 461 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,150 More like "Belongs- ".in the Trash 462 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,530 !Ha ha ha ha 463 00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:49,420 .Sorry- 464 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,780 .I must've missed that one 465 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,210 [WHISTLING] 466 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,160 [SIGHS]- 467 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,550 ?Maybe I should be-- huh 468 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:59,940 !?What is that 469 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,810 ,Wait, wait, that- --that's not, uh 470 00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:02,850 [STAMMERING] 471 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,650 .Angelic form- 472 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,270 .Amazing detail 473 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,360 .Perfect censorship 474 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:13,000 This is the work !of a true genius 475 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,530 ?'Ello, what's this 476 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:20,340 .This is the only flaw 477 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,790 .Ah, that's more like it 478 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:27,490 I simply must find the !artist responsible 479 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,980 .He shall have fame 480 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,030 .Fame- 481 00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:32,890 .MONTY: Fortune 482 00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,060 .Fortune- 483 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,910 MONTY: Anything .his heart desires 484 00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:37,610 ?Anything- 485 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:40,990 !It's me 486 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:41,690 !It's me 487 00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,080 !I'm responsible 488 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,040 I can see now-- your- name in the world's 489 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,540 .most prestigious museums 490 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:51,890 !I am gonna make you immortal 491 00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:55,200 Now, uh, help me .get this in the car 492 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,000 STRAINING) I, I could)- .use a little help 493 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,700 [GRUNTS] 494 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:04,840 !My fame 495 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,500 !My fortune 496 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,870 !My hear 497 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:10,620 Well, that's a bit of- .bad luck right there 498 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,420 But this shouldn't be a problem for an artist 499 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,850 .of your magnitude 500 00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:17,050 .You can whip up another one 501 00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:19,490 ,NERVOUSLY) Yeah)- .heh-heh, no problem 502 00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:24,200 You know, between you and .me, this isn't my best work 503 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,040 Why don't you come ,back tomorrow 504 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,290 and I'll have something that will 505 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,450 ?really knock your socks off 506 00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:32,160 ,Between you and me- .I'm not wearing socks 507 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,460 [BOISTEROUS LAUGH] 508 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,300 [NERVOUS LAUGH]- 509 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,080 .Yeah, no socks 510 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,950 .That's, that's-- OK 511 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:38,410 .See you tomorrow 512 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,630 .Bye 513 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:42,050 !I gotta find SpongeBob 514 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,460 !SpongeBob 515 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,200 !SpongeBob 516 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,570 !SpongeBob 517 00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:48,390 .Go away, Squidward- 518 00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:52,080 .I don't deserve your kindness 519 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,780 .Hey, cheer up- 520 00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:56,970 I have decided to give .you another chance 521 00:19:56,970 --> 00:20:01,300 Why, with a great teacher .like me, anything is possible 522 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,190 .Don't look at me, Squidward- 523 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:06,730 .Don't look at my shame 524 00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:09,720 These hands weren't .meant to create 525 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,240 !They only destroy 526 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,640 .I can't look at them 527 00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,120 .Aw, come on, SpongeBob- 528 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,470 You've got yourself a pair .of yellow dandies here 529 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:28,730 And with my help, we'll turn .them into tools of beauty 530 00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:30,270 ?Really- 531 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,520 .Really- 532 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,610 ?Really- 533 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:33,870 .Really- 534 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,280 ?Really- 535 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,120 .STERNLY) Really)- 536 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,530 .Wow- 537 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,760 ?Really 538 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,060 .Let's go- 539 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,280 .Squidward, look- 540 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,080 .It's old Bold and Brash 541 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,890 .Give me that- 542 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,330 [GRUNTS] 543 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,700 .OK, SpongeBob 544 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,560 .Just do what you did before 545 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,880 .I can't- 546 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,450 .Ah, ah, wait, wait 547 00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,690 .Let me help 548 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,300 Let's start with .the circle again 549 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,410 !I did it, Squidward- 550 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:08,210 ?Huh- 551 00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:11,160 But, but what about the head ,and, and the erasing and 552 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:11,860 --and the 553 00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:12,930 .I don't know, Squidward- 554 00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:15,240 .That stuff's not in the book 555 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,710 .Uh- 556 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,740 [GRUNTS] 557 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,060 ?How about this, huh 558 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,350 ?Remember 559 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:24,040 .That's not in the book either- 560 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,350 !Forget about the book- 561 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:29,090 [GRUNTING AND TEARING] 562 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:32,110 Ha, look at all this .mess, SpongeBob 563 00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:35,980 What do all these little bits ?of paper make you wanna do 564 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,470 .Wait, I know this- 565 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:38,440 .Oh wait, I think I got it 566 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,140 .Uh-huh 567 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,090 [JABBERS] 568 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,030 .There you go 569 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:41,750 .Yes 570 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,450 !Tada 571 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:50,220 OK, SpongeBob, let's just- .move on to the marble 572 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,350 First, an artist- must concentrate 573 00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,300 .and visualise his concept 574 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,820 .Now you've got it- 575 00:21:55,820 --> 00:21:58,020 .I got embrace the marble- 576 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:58,720 !Right- 577 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,410 .I got to sniff the marble- 578 00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:03,370 .Well, uh, OK- 579 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:06,900 .I got to lick the marble- 580 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,100 .Uh- 581 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,470 .I got to wash the marble- 582 00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:11,110 .I got to date the marble 583 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:14,360 !I got to be the marble 584 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,600 !I've got it 585 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,280 I have seen the .sculpture within 586 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,500 .Here you go, buddy- 587 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:22,780 With this tool, I- !shall give birth to art 588 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:23,940 .Oh, boy- 589 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:24,770 [TAP] 590 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,280 .With one more thing- 591 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:30,980 .There 592 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:32,460 .Now it's art 593 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,320 Well, what do you ?think, Squidward 594 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,360 Just take it all .in for a moment 595 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,200 .Let it soak in 596 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,670 [PIERCING SCREAM]- 597 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:44,640 [CRAZED SOUNDS] 598 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000 It looks like the excitement- of my artistic triumph 599 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,210 .is too much for Squidward 600 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,010 .Oh well, back to the dump 601 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,540 TUNE OF "WILLIAM TELL) ,OVERTURE") To the dump 602 00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:08,840 to the dump, to the .dump, dump, dump 603 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,510 ,To the dump, to the dump .to the dump, dump, dump 604 00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:12,990 [SQUIDWARD: [CRAZED SOUNDS 605 00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,970 [PANTING] 606 00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:17,750 ?I'm here for the-- what the- 607 00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,970 ?Who's responsible for this 608 00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:23,800 As of now, it's- .his responsibility 609 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,890 !Good day to you, sir 610 00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:29,890 [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC] 611 00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:36,430 You, sir, are the greatest- !artist who ever lived 612 00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:41,000 [UKULELE MUSIC] 39428

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