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?Are you ready, kids-
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.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain
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.I can't hear you-
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.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain
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Oh, [SINGING] who lives in-
?a pineapple under the sea
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.KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants
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CAPTAIN: [SINGING] Absorbent
.and yellow and porous is he
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.KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants
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CAPTAIN: [SINGING] If nautical
.nonsense be something you wish
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.KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants
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CAPTAIN: [SINGING] Then drop on
.the deck and flop like a fish
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.KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants
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?CAPTAIN: [SINGING] Ready
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.Spongebob Squarepants
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.Spongebob Squarepants
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.Spongebob Squarepants
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.Spongebob Squarepants
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!Ha
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!Ha
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!Ha
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!Ha
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!Ha
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!Ha
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!Ha
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[WAVE SOUNDS]
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[SEAGULLS]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BUBBLE SOUNDS]
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?Patrick-
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?Patrick
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?Oh, Patrick
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Are you ready to
?go jelly fishing
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[MUSIC]
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.Oh, boy, am I-
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.Here's your net-
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.Well, come on, Patrick
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The jellyfish don't
.catch them themselves
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First I have to put-
.away my secret box
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?Secret box-
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You never told me
.about your secret box
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.Hey, hands off peepin' Bob-
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.This here is my secret box
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Besides, if I showed
,you what was inside
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.it wouldn't be a secret anymore
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.Duh
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Doh, Spongebob, if only you
,could see inside my secret box
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.it would change your life
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.It's OK, Patrick-
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.I know all about secrets
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?You do-
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.I've got a gazillion secrets-
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?Like what-
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Well, it's no secret that-
the best thing about a secret
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is secretly telling someone your
secret thereby secretly adding
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another secret to their
--secret collection of secrets
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.secretly
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You want to hear
?one of my secrets
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?Do I-
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.Uh, let's see-
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Did you know you're
?my best friend
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.No way-
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.Let's hear another one
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OK, uh, secretly I'm-
.a little bit naive
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!Wow-
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I'll never look at you the
.same way again, Spongebob
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.Gosh
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.Tell me some more secrets
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.OK-
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I love my job at
.the Krusty Krab
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.I sleep with my shoes on
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I like jelly on both
.sides of my toast
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I've got an overdue
.library book
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I think jelly fishing
and bubble blowing
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are the-- I've never
.been late for work
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I've said the word
.fancy in conversation
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I like to dance to loading
.zone announcements
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I still don't have
.my driver's licence
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.I'm a little on the short side
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And I'm wearing three pairs
.of underwear right now
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.Gasp-
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.I never would have guessed
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Now will you show me what's-
?inside your secret box
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.No, Spongebob-
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.It's for me to know
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.And for you to never find out
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You may be an open
.book, Spongebob
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But I'm a bit more
.complicated than that
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The inner machinations
.of my mind are an enigma
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[MUSIC]
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?Oh, yeah-
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Well, I got plenty
.of secret stuff too
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.Uh, I've got my secret socks on
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.And my secret Gary's bowl
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My secret TV and my
.secret TV channel
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[BEEP]
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What do you think of
?that that, Patrick
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?Patrick
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Maybe if you saw-
,what was inside
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you'd know why it
.has to be secret
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Inside this very box
is the most secrety
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.secret in all of secretdom
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.And I am its sole witness
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.It's a heavy burden, Spongebob
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But nobody must know
.the mystery of the box
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!Nobody
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.Not even Squidward's house
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.It's a full-time job
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.I'm constantly on the alert
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You never know when
--someone's going to, oh
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[BOING]
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!Spongebob
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?What do you think you're doing
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.That's my secret box
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.Now, hand it over
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But Patrick, I must-
.know the secret
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,For the last time-
.Spongebob, no
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.Come on, just a peek-
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!Never-
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!Oh-
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.So it's come to this-
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And to think we joined the
.best friends forever club
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[MUSIC]
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Listen up, Spongebob-
,secret stealer" Pants"
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if you ever come near
,my secret box again
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.we won't be friends anymore
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But we are supposed-
.to be friends forever
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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.I feel so filthy-
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I have soiled our
.friendship garden
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.I just couldn't help myself
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.I know it's your secret
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.I promise to respect that
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Oh, please forgive
.me, Patrick, please
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Well, I guess it's-
.not all your fault
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After all, this is a
.pretty great secret
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I mean, how could you resist the
greatest secret ever-- the most
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amazing, mysterious, powerful
?secret in all of Bikini Bottom
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?So what do you say, buddy-
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?Friends
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.Friends-
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[BUBBLE SOUND]
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What could be in that box that-
?Patrick doesn't want me to see
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Maybe it's the world's
.only albino jellyfish
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Or maybe Patrick's a
.master jewel thief
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.And it's full of diamonds
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Or maybe Patrick's
a deranged maniac
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who keeps his victim's
.severed heads in a box
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Or even worse, maybe it's
an embarrassing snapshot
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.of me from a Christmas party
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[SCREAM]
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I've got to find out
.what's in that secret box
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.I'm not going to rest till I do
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.That's it
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How do you look
?into a secret box
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.Secretly, of course
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I'll just take the box while
Patrick's sleeping, look
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inside, and before Patrick
,even has time to notice
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.I'll slide it back
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.Patrick won't know
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And I'll have my
.own little secret
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?Good idea, eh, Gary
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.Mmm, no-
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?Oh, what do you know-
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.You're a snail
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SNORING]
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.Cecil dressing-
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[SNORING]
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?Who is
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.Oh, oh
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[CRACKING SOUND]
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.Secret
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.I've got to be more quiet-
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.I don't want wake Patrick up
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[SLIDING SOUND]
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[CRASH]
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.Oh, oh
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.SNORING] Doh]
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.Oooh, da
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.Mmm
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!CRASH] Doh]
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?Who's that
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.Oh, eh, oh
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!BREAKING GLASS] Hey]
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?Lilla, hoozum
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[SNORING]
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[BOMB SOUND]
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[BOOM]
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.Mmm, water
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[SNORING] [CRASH]
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[MACHINE GUN SOUND]
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[ELEPHANT SOUND]
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[RACE CAR SOUND] [CRASH]
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.SNORING] Good old secret box]
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.Let's see what's inside
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.Nighty night boxy
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[SNORING] [BOING]
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[CRASH]
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[ANIMAL SOUNDS]
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[CRASH] [BREAKING GLASS]
[DIVE BOMB SOUND] [BOOM]
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[SNORING]
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Gee, Patrick sure-
.is a heavy sleeper
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!Oh-
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?Who said that
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?Who's there
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.Uh-
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.It's the clam burglar-
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.And he's stealing my secret box
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Hand over the goods
.secret box bandit
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And prepare for
the most unpleasant
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!pillow fight of your life
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!Wait, wait, wait, Patrick-
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!Stop
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.It's me
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.Spongebob
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.Nice try, burglar-
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.But Spongebob's my best friend
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.And he'd never steal from me
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.No, really, Patrick-
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.Look
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.Oh-
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SINGING] It's the]--
,best friends forever
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.best friends forever, ring
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!Our friendship ring-
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.It is you
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?SOBBING) How could you do this)
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If it makes you-
,feel any better
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.I haven't looked inside
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.That's it Spongebob-
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.You have crossed the line
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As of right now, this
!friendship is over
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?Really-
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Nah, you can look inside-
.if you really want to
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.OK-
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Oh, this is one of the most
.exciting moments of my life
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.Well, here it goes
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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?Huh
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?Well-
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?Didn't I tell ya
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?Isn't it great
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.It's just a string-
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!A secret string-
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.Boy, when you're right-
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.You're right
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That's some secret
.box you got there
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Yeah, thanks for
.showing me that
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.Well, good night, Patrick
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.See you tomorrow
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.Good night, Spongebob-
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.I should have known-
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It was just a piece
.of string all along
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.Wait till I tell Gary
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LAUGHING] Good]
thing you didn't pull
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the secret string opening
the secret compartment
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.of my secret box
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Really, what an
embarrassing snapshot
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of Spongebob at that
.Christmas party
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LAUGHS] Merry]
!Christmas, Spongebob
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BUBBLE SOUNDS]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DOORBELL]
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Yeah, uh, we're with the-
.pet hospital down the street
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And I understand you have a
.dying animal on the premises
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[PHONE RINGING]
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?Hello-
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You've reached the house
.of unrecognised talent
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--Please start after the
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00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:54,460
[HORN SOUND]
272
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,210
Sounds as though-
you've got a dying
273
00:12:56,210 --> 00:13:00,340
animal to attend
?to, eh, old chum
274
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:03,880
Squilliam Fancyson-
?from band class
275
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,460
I hear you're playing-
--the cash register now
276
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,530
.Sometimes-
277
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:11,680
?Uh, how's the unibrow
278
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,300
.It's big and valuable-
279
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,410
I'm the leader of a
.big, fancy band now
280
00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:21,770
And we're supposed to play
.the Bubble Bowl next week
281
00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:23,300
?The Bubba Bowl , the Bubba-
282
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,260
?The Bubba
283
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,480
.That's right-
284
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,020
I'm living your
.dream, Squidward
285
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:32,010
The problem is I'm busy
.next week and can't make it
286
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:35,930
So I was hoping you and your
.band could cover for us
287
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:38,570
--Oh, I-- I-- I-- I, uh-
288
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,720
.I knew it-
289
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,950
.You don't even have a band
290
00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:46,170
Well, I'll just let you get back
.to the service industry now
291
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,690
!Hold it-
292
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:51,870
It just so happens that
.I don't sell fast food
293
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:54,010
.I do have a band
294
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:56,740
And we're gonna play
.that Bubble Bowl
295
00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:59,700
?How do you like that, fancy boy
296
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,760
.Good luck next Tuesday-
297
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,240
I hope the audience
.brings lots of ibuprofen
298
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:10,460
I've got to drum up-
.a marching band fast
299
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:16,030
.Drum, ha, ha, band humour
300
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:19,650
Looking to add fulfilment"-
".to your dull, dull life
301
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,310
Then become part of"-
the greatest musical
302
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:25,300
sensation ever to
".hit Bikini Bottom
303
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:28,140
And be forever"-
adored by thousands
304
00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,660
".of people you don't know
305
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,670
Not to mention"-
".free refreshments
306
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:38,610
Practise begins"-
".tonight-- 8:30 sharp
307
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:41,100
Stupid music rental-
.clerk made me late
308
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:44,050
That trilobite didn't know
.an oboe from an elbow
309
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,470
,Hmm, elbow, hmm
.more band humour
310
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,410
[CROWD CHATTER]
311
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,860
.Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah-
312
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,510
.People, people, settle down-
313
00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,990
OK now, how many
of you have played
314
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,640
?musical instruments before
315
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,710
Do instruments-
?of torture count
316
00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:02,410
.No-
317
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:05,160
?Is mayonnaise an instrument-
318
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,220
No, Patrick, mayonnaise-
.is not an instrument
319
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:12,110
Horseradish is not
.an instrument either
320
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:12,900
.That's fine
321
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,960
.No one has any experience
322
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:20,060
Fortunately, I have enough
--talent for all of you
323
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:23,280
.ha, ha-- all of you
324
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:23,980
.Yeah
325
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,230
?When do we get the free food-
326
00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:31,630
.OK, try to to repeat after me-
327
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:35,640
[CLARINET SOUND]
.Brass section-- go
328
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,090
[HORNS PLAYING]
329
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:38,930
.Now the wind
330
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:41,010
[HORNS PLAYING]
331
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,350
And the drums
332
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,550
[SPLAT]
333
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,380
[RICHOCHET]
334
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,210
SARCASTIC) Too bad)
.that didn't kill me
335
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:51,700
Let's just try
.stepping in rhythm
336
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,310
Now, I want everyone to stand
.in straight rows of five
337
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,750
Is this the part-
?where we start kicking
338
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,660
No, Spongebob, that's-
".A Chorus Line"
339
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:00,600
?Kicking-
340
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,300
.Oh, I want to do some kicking
341
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,240
!Oh
342
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,650
--Why you-
343
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,010
[FIGHTING SOUNDS]
344
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:12,750
!Oh-
345
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,240
!Ho, ho ho
346
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,290
Whoever is the owner
,of the white sedan
347
00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:23,200
.you left your lights on
348
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,390
[HORN PLAYING]
349
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:36,580
.ANNOUNCER: Day two
350
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:37,280
[WHISTLE]
351
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,770
.OK, that's perfect, everybody-
352
00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,760
.Bubble Bowl here we come
353
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,750
Flag twirlers, really
.spin those thing
354
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,740
.OK, turn
355
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,730
.Flag twirlers, let's go
356
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,720
.I want to see some spinning
357
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,720
!Flag twirlers, let's move
358
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,710
!Come on, move
359
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:56,200
[PLANE SOUNDS]
360
00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:00,180
[CRASH]
361
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:04,670
[TAPS PLAYING]
362
00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:09,130
.ANNOUNCER: Day three
363
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:11,250
How's that harmonica-
?solo coming, Plankton
364
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,800
.It's tremendous-
365
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,020
?You want to see
366
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,490
[PANTING]
367
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,200
[HARMONICA SOUND]
368
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,190
[PANTING]
369
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,880
[HARMONICA SOUND]
370
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,270
[PANTING SOUND]
371
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:29,810
[HARMONICA SOUND]
372
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,570
[PANTING SOUND]
373
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,830
[SPLAT]
374
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:42,800
,Oh-
375
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,100
.ANNOUNCER: Day four
376
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:47,600
Well, this is our last night-
.together before the show
377
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:53,620
And I know that you haven't
.improved since we began
378
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,480
.But I have a theory
379
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,800
People talk loud when they
?want to act smart, right
380
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,730
!Correct-
381
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:03,710
,So if we we play loud-
.people might think we're good
382
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:06,360
?Everybody ready
383
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,980
,And the one, and the two
.and a one, two, three, four
384
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,470
[AWFUL BAND SOUND]
385
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,780
.OK, new theory
386
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,890
Maybe we should place
.quietly no one can hear us
387
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:25,760
Well, maybe we wouldn't sound-
so bad if some people didn't
388
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:29,110
try to play with
.big, meaty claws
389
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:31,540
?What did you say, punk-
390
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:34,850
!Big, meaty claws-
391
00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:38,100
Well, these claws ain't-
.for just attractin' mates
392
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,740
.Bring it on, old man-
393
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,650
!Bring it on
394
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:41,920
.No, people-
395
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,670
.Let's be smart and bring it off
396
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:48,270
Oh, so now the talking cheese-
.is going to preach to us
397
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,200
!Wait, wait-
398
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,080
.I know
399
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,140
.Tensions are high
400
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,130
[CRASH]
401
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,130
[CHATTER]
402
00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:00,610
There's a deposit on
.that equipment, people
403
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:03,600
[CHATTER]
404
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,090
[SCREECHING TIRES]
.CRASH] Settle down]
405
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:07,880
!Wait
406
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,580
!Ha ya-
407
00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:23,180
.Hey, class is over-
408
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,360
.OK, see you tomorrow-
409
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,230
[CHATTER]
410
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:30,210
.Well, you did it-
411
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,540
You took my one
chance at happiness
412
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:39,370
and crushed it-- crushed it into
.little, tiny, bit-sized pieces
413
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:43,100
I really had expected
.better of you people
414
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,290
I guess I'm a
.loser for that too
415
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:49,120
Don't bother
.showing up tomorrow
416
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:53,920
I'll just tell them you all
.died in a marching accident
417
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,260
.So thanks-- thanks for nothing
418
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,590
.You're welcome-
419
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:01,940
?What kind of monsters are we-
420
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:06,210
That poor creature came
.to us in his hour of need
421
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,770
.And we failed him
422
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,570
Squidward's always
been there for us
423
00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,360
.when it was convenient for him
424
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,920
Evelyn, when your
little Jimmy was
425
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,800
,trapped in a fire
?who rescued him
426
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,840
.A fireman-
427
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,560
And Larry, when-
your heart gave out
428
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,400
from all those canning
?pills, who revived you
429
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,990
.Some guy in an ambulance-
430
00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:23,090
.Right-
431
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:27,400
So if we all could just pretend
that Squidward was a fireman
432
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,560
or some guy in an
ambulance, then I
433
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,820
am sure we could all pull
together and discover what it
434
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:37,230
truly means to be
.in a marching band
435
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:38,720
!Yeah, for the firemen-
436
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,450
!Yeah-
437
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:43,130
Now, let's make-
.Squidward proud
438
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:46,280
.A one, a two, a skilledilly doo
439
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,470
I knew this was-
.going to happen
440
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:51,720
They're just going to have
.to find another band to play
441
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,300
--I just hope that
.Squilliam doesn't find out
442
00:20:55,300 --> 00:21:00,120
[Squilliam! [SCREAMS
?What are you doing here
443
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,230
I just wanted to-
.watch you blow it
444
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:05,040
?So where's your band
445
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,510
.They couldn't come-
446
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,490
.They died
447
00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:08,860
?Then who's that-
448
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:09,560
!Ah-
449
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,140
.That would be my band
450
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,270
We're ready to-
.perform Squidward
451
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:15,620
,Well, Squiddy-
this is exactly how
452
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,460
.I pictured your band would look
453
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:24,060
.That's his eager face-
454
00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:27,360
.Ha ha ha ha ha-
455
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,440
I guess this'll-
be the last time
456
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,240
.I can show my face in this town
457
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,690
.That's the spirit Squidward-
458
00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:38,150
.ANNOUNCER: OK, football fans
459
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:43,560
Put your hands together for
.the Bikini Bottom Super Band
460
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,530
[CHEERS]
461
00:21:49,950 --> 00:21:51,950
Those are some-
.ugly looking fish
462
00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:54,350
Maybe we're near one of-
.those toxic waste dumps
463
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:56,140
.I think I'm going to be sick-
464
00:21:56,140 --> 00:22:04,860
OK, everybody, let's get this-
,over with-- one, two, three
465
00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:06,330
.four
466
00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:09,310
[BAND PLAYING]
467
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:31,670
.SINGING] The winner takes all]-
468
00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:35,650
It's the thrill
.of one more kill
469
00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:45,090
The last one to fall will
.never sacrifice their will
470
00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:49,570
Don't ever look back on
.the world closing in
471
00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:54,540
The only attack on
.the wings of the wind
472
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:59,010
.Oh, the games will begin
473
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:07,460
,And it's sweet, sweet
.sweet victory, yeah
474
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:11,430
.And it's ours for the taking
475
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:12,930
.It's ours for the fight
476
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:23,860
,And it's sweet, sweet
.sweet, victory, yeah
477
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,840
.And the one who's last to fall
478
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:39,270
.Sweet, sweet, sweet victory
479
00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:43,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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