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?Are you ready, kids
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:Kids
!Aye, aye, Captain
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.I can't hear you
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:[louder ]
!Aye, aye, Captain
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♪ ...Oh
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
?under the sea ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
.and porous is he ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense be
...something you wish ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
.and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
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♪ ?Ready
!SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants
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[laughs heartily ]
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[U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION[ plays airy tune
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[and NICKELODEON
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:SANDY
...You know, SpongeBob
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sometimes it's nice
to hang up my hang glider
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and just watch the clouds
.roll by
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.Yep. And just relax
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...Yeah
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.relax
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!Ooh! Ooh! Ooh
You know what that
?cloud looks like
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?What
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.A flower
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,They all look like flowers
.SpongeBob... all the time
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.They sure do
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You know, normally
I'd offer to race you
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to the top
of Coral Cliffs
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but I don't
want to miss out
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on a second of this
.beautiful beauty
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.Me either
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Who wants to get
?all dirty anyway
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.Yeah... and sweaty
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Besides, I think we know
.who'd get to the top first
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.Yeah
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[both laugh ]
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:BOTH
.Me
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.That's funny, Sandy
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It sounded
like you said
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you could beat me
.in a climbing contest
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!'Course I can
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!I'm a squirrel
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!See
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I thought that meant
.you were nuts
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Nope. It means I'm
!a natural born climber
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I'm from the surface world
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and nothing prepares you
for climbing
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like growing up
.on good old dry land
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[laughs ]
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!Land-shmand
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It's all about
.finger strength, baby
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And if there's anything
we've got plenty of down here
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.it's finger strength
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[grunting ]
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,What do you say to that
?Miss Mittens
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I say I'm already
!halfway there
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!Aah
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[panting ]
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[grunting ]
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!No fair, Sandy
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!You got a head start
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!Sorry, SpongeBob
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That's the way
!the coral crumbles
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!Hey
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!Ohh
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!You did that on purpose
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.Yeah, but this is a accident
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!Aah
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Too bad you forgot
.your umbrella
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♪ !...I didn't
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[laughing ]
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Well, it's about time
.you showed up
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...But you were
...I saw you... I
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!I want a rematch
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First one to the Krusty Krab
.is the winner
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Ain't no way
a sea critter
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can run faster
!than a land critter
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.I can underwater
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...I'm
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!hydrodynamically designed
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Think you can win
a fair race
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in that clunky
?tin tube
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Why don't you ask
?my be-hind
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...That is
.if you can catch it
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,What do you say to that
?Hydropants
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I say, I'm already
...halfway there
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...halfway there
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...halfway there
...halfway there
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!Hey
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[laughing ]
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!Thanks for the face lift
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[laughing ]
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You see, I told you
...you didn't have a
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!There you are
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Ain't that just
like a land creature
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...to keep a sea creature
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!waiting...
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[laughing ]
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I thought y'all
!wanted a rematch
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I did! And I took
!a head start like you did
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I was just funnin'
!with ya that time
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But I guess all y'all underwater
!don't have to play fair
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,I guess we don't
!air breather
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!Water sucker
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!Tree climber
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.Gulf streamer
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!Kite flier
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!Chum chewer
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[gasps ]
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...Take that back, you
.not... wet... person
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Aha! You can't
even come up
!with another name
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!That proves it
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?Proves what
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That land critters are
.better than sea critters
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?Better at what
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,Oh, durn near everything
.I guess
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Cattle ropin and pie eatin'
and wood choppin'
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.and flyin'
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What's she
?blabbering about
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She says land creatures
.are best
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Only 'cause
.it's true
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We're best at horseridin'
.and fur stylin' and rowin'
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Y'all got us licked in swimmin'
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but we got corn shuckin'
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and hay bailin'
and barn raisin'
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!and... fishin'
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[all gasp ]
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And name callin'
.fer sure
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!And drowning
!Don't forget drowning
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[laughs ]
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!Good one, Squidward
!Whoo
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,Not on your life
.sport
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.I'll admit
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You've got some pretty
.good moves, for a squirrel
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[...all laughing ]
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[laughter stops ]
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But you're still
.just a land creature
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Squirrels can do
!anything they want to
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I bet you can't eat a Krabby
.Double Deluxe in one bite
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[gulps ]
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...Ah
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!Give me that
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They don't call me Cheeks
.for nothin'
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[all laugh ]
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.Well, that's just one thing
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?Can you do this
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Everyone in my family
!can do that
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...Uh... uh
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?How about this, huh
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?Can you reproduce by budding
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?Can ya
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?Can ya
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?Can ya
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?Can ya
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!No
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Most importantly
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?can you do this
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[gasping ]
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Well, what would I want to do
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any of that dumb stuff
?for anyway
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--Admit it, Sandy
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you can't do anything
!us sea creatures can do
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In fact, if it wasn't
for that suit
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you couldn't even
!live down here
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[laughing ]
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...Well, you don't
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[laughing ]
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...I don't need to
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[laughing ]
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...Grr
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!I'll show y'all
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!I don't need this suit
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!Yah
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[all gasp ]
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And I don't need
!this helmet neither
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!Neptune preserve her
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How long can she
?stay like that
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.I don't know
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?Sandy's a girl
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.Wow, Sandy
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.You sure proved us wrong
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I guess land creatures
.are better
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At least, until they need
...to breathe
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[all chuckle ]
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.Yep, won't be long now
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[groans ]
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?Feeling lightheaded yet
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:[groans ]
.Uh-uh
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?Remember this
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[breathing deeply ]
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:KRABS
!It's free
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[breathing deeply ]
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[...groaning ]
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[gasps, gurgles ]
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[gasping ]
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[others laughing ]
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!Stop laughin' at me
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!I knew it
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There was no way
"some "airhead
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was going to win anything
!against a water breather
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...Airhead
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[laughs ]
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?Huh
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:ALL
!...Sea creatures rule
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!Water! Water! Water
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,All right
.all right
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You had your
.little laugh
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But now
!it's my turn
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Y'all think you're
?such hot stuff, don't ya
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Swimmin' around with
!your fancy gills 'n such
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But none of you wet heads
.would last a minute on my turf
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!Dry land
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Do we have to wear
?pickle jars
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[all laugh ]
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Nope, nothin' but the clothes
!on your backs
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?One minute
!No problem... landy
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[all laugh ]
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[continue laughing ]
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[continue laughing ]
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?Well, so are you going or not
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:ALL
...Uh... well... we... uh
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...Actually... uh
...you know... uh
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...We can't... uh
...because
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We're... late
...for... um
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!Our fitting
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Oh, you mean
?for your chicken costumes
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[gulps ]
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!Hey... we are not chicken
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!gasps] My popcorn ]
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,Yeah, we're not chicken
.we'll do it
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!There! Mission accomplished
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Look, unless you can stay above
water for one measly minute
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you forfeit the contest
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and prove that land creatures
!are better than sea creatures
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.No way, San-day
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We can take on
.your challenge
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:OTHERS
!Yeah
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We're not afraid of
.your dumb old land
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:OTHERS
!Yeah
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!We're sea creatures
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:ALL
!Yeah
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.Okay
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.Well, this is it
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!Wait, boy
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.Make it last
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[gulping ]
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.Thanks, Mr. Krabs
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...Okay
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[gulps ]
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!Here I go
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[gasping ]
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[breathing more easily ]
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!Hey... this isn't so bad
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!We can do this
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!Hey, Patrick, come on up
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!The air is fine
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I'm gonna do it quick
.and get it over with
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!...Cannonball
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!Hey, I lost my trunks
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!Hi, SpongeBob
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!All right, Pat
!You made it
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!Mr. Krabs
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,Come on up
!Mr. Krabs
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,All ashore that's goin' ashore
!Mr. Squidward
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!Land... ho
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,Lookin' good
!Mr. Krabs
272
00:10:07,034 --> 00:10:09,241
!Yeah, whoo-hoo
273
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:10,793
,Come on
!Squidward
274
00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:12,689
You're missing
.all the dry
275
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:13,965
,Come on
!Squidward
276
00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:15,793
:ALL
!Squidward! Squidward
277
00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:18,517
...Well, I'll do it
.but I won't like it
278
00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:22,000
...Squidward! Squidward! Squid
279
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,137
?What
280
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:26,172
!Well, here we are
281
00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:30,206
:SQUIDWARD
!This is pretty easy
282
00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:32,689
:PATRICK
I may keep a second rock
!up here
283
00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:34,965
:KRABS
,Once you get your land legs
!it's not so bad
284
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,172
We're the masters
285
00:10:36,275 --> 00:10:38,275
!of land and sea
286
00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:39,931
!Hey, it's a local. Hi
287
00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:41,896
!We're from underwater
288
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,793
?Do you know Sandy Cheeks
289
00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:48,172
...Three, two, one
290
00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:49,310
!Well, tan my fur
291
00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:50,344
!They made it
292
00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:51,931
!Better go congratulate them
293
00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,896
?SpongeBob
294
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,586
?Patrick
295
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,137
Hmm, where did those
?critters get to
296
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:06,758
[all screaming ]
297
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:07,931
!Holy Guacamole
298
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:12,103
,You can't eat my friends
!you rats with wings
299
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,620
!Hi-yah
300
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:18,793
[grunting and karate-yelling ]
301
00:11:18,896 --> 00:11:19,689
[splash ]
302
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,482
Uh, thanks for
.saving us, Sandy
303
00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:28,172
You know everyone's
.best at something
304
00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,482
But no one's best
.at everything
305
00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:33,724
Sorry I made you take off
.your helmet, Sandy
306
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,413
Sorry I made you go up
.on dry land, SpongeBob
307
00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:39,310
Three cheers for feeling
!sorry for ourselves
308
00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:40,379
...Hip-hip
309
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,310
:ALL
!Hooray
310
00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:42,379
...Hip-hip
311
00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:43,310
:ALL
!Hooray
312
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:44,379
...Hip-hip
313
00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:47,068
:BOTH
...Hooray
314
00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:06,344
:NARRATOR
Ah... the Bikini Bottom Zoo
.is having its annual free day
315
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:07,172
...Free balloons
316
00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:11,862
...free drinks
317
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,241
?free light bulbs
318
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:15,689
!Aha
319
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:17,551
!Top 'o the mornin', boys
320
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:18,413
[laughs nervously ]
321
00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:22,758
.Whew! Next stop.. gift shop
322
00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:25,137
--There it is
.Oyster Stadium
323
00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:26,862
Not only do they have
324
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:29,482
the largest oyster
held in captivity
325
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:30,965
.it also does tricks
326
00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:32,655
:[dramatic voice ]
He spits a giant pearl
327
00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,724
100 feet in the air
328
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,965
!like a cannon ball
329
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,724
Why are we hanging around
!?watching a cheap imitation
330
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:46,448
!Let's get over there
331
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:50,103
:BOTH
This is the greatest day
!of our lives
332
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:57,758
[...snoring and gurgling ]
333
00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:00,655
This is the greatest
?day of our lives
334
00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:01,206
.Boring
335
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,379
,You're right, Patrick
...we came to see
336
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,068
!pearls 100 feet in the air
?Right
337
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,344
.I'll try my oyster call
338
00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:18,310
[...gibbering and trilling ]
339
00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:22,758
.Well, I'm outta here
340
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:24,793
,Thanks for nothin'
.SpongeBob
341
00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:26,827
[snoring and gurgling ]
342
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,517
,Come on, come on
!wake up already
343
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:36,275
[grunts ]
344
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:39,517
[gurgling ]
345
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,172
!I think it's working
346
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:40,965
[gurgling ]
347
00:13:41,068 --> 00:13:42,965
[grunting anxiously ]
348
00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:45,137
!Hey, Patrick, it's waking up
349
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,103
?Oh boy, did I miss it
350
00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:49,103
No, the show's
...about to begin
351
00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:50,000
[whimpering ]
352
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:55,206
[...wailing loudly ]
353
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,655
What's wrong
?with Clamu
354
00:13:57,758 --> 00:13:59,103
[...wailing ]
355
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,103
,Easy, girl, it's me
?Joe, remember
356
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:05,724
[snarling ]
357
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:08,241
[screaming ]
358
00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:10,620
!Now, this is a show
359
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,482
:[.MAN [ on p.a
.Attention, zoo patrons
360
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:15,896
Clamu The Giant Oyster
!is on an emotional rampage
361
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,448
Please scream and
.run around in circles
362
00:14:18,551 --> 00:14:19,827
[all scream ]
363
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:21,448
.Thanks for coming
364
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:24,068
[...snarling and wailing ]
365
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:26,379
You boys better get
!out of this area, pronto
366
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:28,103
There's nothing
more dangerous
367
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:30,137
than an emotionally
.disturbed oyster
368
00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:31,931
You didn't do anything
369
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,965
that might have caused
?this tragedy, did you
370
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,482
...Uh
371
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:39,620
No way! Only a jerk
.would upset a gentle giant
372
00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:41,655
?Right, SpongeBob
373
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:42,965
.Right
374
00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:46,620
[...wailing ]
375
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:50,172
:PATRICK
Man, if I ever see
the guy who upset Clamu
376
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:53,172
I'd have a few choice words
...for him, like
377
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:58,206
..."you"... and... "are"
"!and... "a jerk
378
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:01,275
Are you sure you didn't see
?anything suspicious
379
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:04,241
,I already said I didn't
!Patrick, sheesh
380
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,551
Hey, lets investigate
this crime
381
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,793
and catch the lowlife
.who's responsible
382
00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:10,793
!Give it a rest, Patrick
383
00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:12,827
There's no crime
to investigate
384
00:15:12,931 --> 00:15:14,758
!Now go home
385
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:20,724
...Stupid Patrick
!I didn't do anything wrong
386
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:22,896
Aw, what am I getting
?so worked up about
387
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,793
I'm sure that by tomorrow
388
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:27,793
this whole ugly mess
will be a funny memory
[chuckles ]
389
00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,206
Our top story
:tonight
390
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:31,862
giant oyster has
!its feelings hurt
391
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:32,896
The only clue
that could be found
392
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,379
!was this lone peanut
393
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:38,620
,And as you can hear
the oyster continues
394
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:40,724
to emit its horrible cry
395
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:44,517
A cry so powerful, it can
be heard around the world
396
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:48,000
A cry that not only
breaks the sound barrier
397
00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:50,689
it breaks the hearts
!of our citizens
398
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:55,379
,What kind of cruel
careless, evil person
399
00:15:55,482 --> 00:16:00,827
would deliberately upset one of
?Neptune's most gentle creatures
400
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:01,793
[meows ]
401
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,448
!Aah
402
00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:06,241
No, Gary! How would I know
?anything about the oyster
403
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:07,448
[meows ]
404
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,344
Defensive? I'm not
!being defensive
405
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,862
,Barnacles! What is this
?20 questions or something
406
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:14,206
[...Clamu wailing ]
407
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,172
This is getting
.a little out of hand
408
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,034
.All I did was throw a peanut
409
00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:19,931
I didn't mean
!to make the oyster cry
410
00:16:20,034 --> 00:16:22,965
I just wanted to see it
!perform spectacular stunts
411
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,655
!Aw, everyone's going to hate me
412
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:27,931
.I, I need some advice
413
00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:29,241
...Now, let's see now
414
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:31,758
who could never hate me
?no matter what I do
415
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,689
!Squidward
416
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,689
!Squidward! Oh Squidward
417
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:40,241
SpongeBob! Do you have
?to knock so loudly
418
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:41,275
!Sorry, neighbor
419
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,034
Oh... that
overgrown clam
420
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,724
is giving me
!a headache
421
00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:47,655
I can't even take
my afternoon
!beauty nap
422
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:48,827
[laughs nervously ]
423
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:51,241
Funny thing you should
mention that old oyster
424
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:55,344
...Because I... uh
...was kind wondering, um
425
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,793
Let's say I know this guy
426
00:16:57,896 --> 00:17:01,241
who may have something
.to do with the oyster
427
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:03,896
!?You know the guy who did it
428
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,862
[gulps ]
429
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,034
!Oh, this is great
430
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,724
You and I can go
!turn him in
431
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,862
,And then I'll get so much sleep
!I'll be gorgeous
432
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:13,551
...Um, actually, I
.I'm just talking hypothetically
433
00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:14,931
You don't
?know who did it
434
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,793
!Well, um, I, uh, no
435
00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,206
?Squidward
436
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,413
!Gotcha
437
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,448
!Aah
438
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,448
Where were you
?on the day of today
439
00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:26,379
Don't play games
!with me, mister
440
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:27,827
,Hey, Patrick
?what are you doing
441
00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,206
!Oh hi, SpongeBob
442
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,344
I'm just continuing
my investigation
443
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:33,241
!of the great Clamu Caper
444
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,793
Um... have you found out
?anything
445
00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:36,931
!Yes
446
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:40,241
.No, wait... um... no
447
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:43,448
But this grain of sand
looks pretty suspicious
448
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:45,724
!and so does this rock
449
00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:49,241
And I've got a few questions
!for this little piece of grass
450
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:52,931
,Don't worry, SpongeBob
!Patrick's on the case
451
00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:55,827
The truth will be
!revealed
452
00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:58,517
,I'd better go see Sandy
!she'll know what to do
453
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:02,137
!Clamu wailing...]Ohh, I can't stand it anymore ]
454
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:03,689
,That poor
!poor critter
455
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,275
What kind of
inconsiderate person
456
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,758
would upset
?such a gentle creature
457
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:11,482
Uh, that's kind of what I
...wanted to talk to you about
458
00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:15,137
Why, when I find out who caused
that oyster so much pain
459
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:18,931
!No more jiggery pokery
460
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,896
[grunting ]
461
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,034
Now, what was it you wanted
?to talk about, SpongeBob
462
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:25,517
[gibbering ]
463
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:29,689
Hey, SpongeBob, how come
?you're all twitchy like that
464
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,172
?Twitchy? Twitchy
?Who's twitchy
465
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:33,586
!I'm not twitchy
466
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:36,413
,Sorry, Sandy
...I have to um, um
467
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:37,689
.go get my hair cut
468
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:41,172
...SpongeBob doesn't have hair
469
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:42,310
?or does he
470
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:48,758
[panting and whimpering ]
471
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:49,793
!Hey, SpongeBob
472
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,413
!This is it
473
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,034
All of the clues
!are coming together
474
00:18:56,137 --> 00:19:00,137
I followed these footprints
right to this exact spot
475
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:02,379
and then, right
...where you're standing
476
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:05,413
I found this bag
!of peanuts! Ha
477
00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:09,000
Oh, I'm so close
to solving this crime
478
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:12,172
!I can almost taste it
479
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,827
...Mmm
480
00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:16,689
Boy, crime-fighting
sure makes me hungry
481
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:19,482
and this
yellow popsicle
!hits the spot
482
00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,448
Okay, uh, good luck
with all that, Patrick
483
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,586
...and, uh
!I'll see you later
484
00:19:23,689 --> 00:19:25,344
[chattering and whimpering ]
485
00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:27,310
:MAN
!Open up
!This is the police
486
00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:29,000
!Uh, uh, just a second
487
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:32,172
?Are you SpongeBob SquarePants
488
00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:33,482
?Y-y-yes
489
00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,517
Put those eyeballs
.back in your head, son
490
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,448
We've got a few
.questions for you
491
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:40,827
Were you at the zoo
492
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,344
on the day of the
?oyster incident
493
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:45,137
!Um, um, um, yes
494
00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:46,689
Did you, or did you not
take part
495
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:47,931
in various activities
?of zoo-time merriment
496
00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:50,241
...Yes
497
00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,827
...And are you familiar with
?this peanut
498
00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:54,344
!Yes
499
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:56,413
...Just one more question
500
00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:59,206
Is it true that you were
at the oyster's lair
501
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:02,310
?with a Mr. Patrick Star
502
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:05,862
:[crying ]
!Yes! Yes! It's true
503
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:07,379
!It's all true
504
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:10,413
,The merriment
...the peanut
505
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:12,034
!the Patrick
506
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:14,034
!That's all we need to know, son
507
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:15,448
!Let's book him
508
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,482
!Wow, you guys are good
509
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:21,620
I'm the last person
I would have suspected
510
00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:24,172
but I was looking for me
!all the time
511
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,413
!It's the perfect crime
512
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,586
Yeah, yeah, tell it
!to the judge, pinky
513
00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:32,931
Oh no! Patrick's too sensitive
!for the big house
514
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:33,448
[siren wailing ]
515
00:20:33,551 --> 00:20:36,000
!Wait, stop
516
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:38,137
!I'm the one you want
517
00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:40,379
!I am the criminal
518
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:46,517
[...crowd yelling and booing ]
519
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,931
Hey, everybody, let's
throw peanuts at him
520
00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:52,448
!and see how he likes it
521
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,931
[crowd yelling ]
522
00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:56,137
!I get what I deserve
523
00:20:56,241 --> 00:21:00,655
[gulping ]
524
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:01,620
!Ouch
525
00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:03,655
[crowd booing ]
526
00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:04,448
!Wait
527
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:05,655
!Hold your peanuts
528
00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,931
!Patrick Star is innocent
529
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,379
I have come here
!to reveal the truth
530
00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:13,000
They say
that truth and honesty
531
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:15,517
will be rewarded
!with trust and forgiveness
532
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,413
humming ]
[...dramatic theme
533
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,689
I'm here to lay my cards
on the table
534
00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:23,000
to trim the branches
of deception from
the tree of life
535
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:27,206
to shave away the unkempt
sideburns from the face
...of truth! I
536
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:29,896
Hey! Just get on
!with it
537
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,655
I am the one
.who threw the peanut
538
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,655
I know now that what
...I have done is wrong
539
00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:39,517
,and so I say, I am sorry
!giant performing oyster
540
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:41,586
.I am sorry, Patrick
541
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:44,448
,I am sorry
citizens of Bikini Bottom
542
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,000
[Patrick stops humming ]
543
00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:50,103
Hey! Let's
throw peanuts
!at both of 'em
544
00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:51,758
[crowd yelling ]
545
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:55,137
.Wait! Here's the real criminal
546
00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:57,068
?Uh... top of the morning
547
00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:59,655
!Mr. Krabs
548
00:21:59,758 --> 00:22:01,103
[crowd gasps ]
549
00:22:01,206 --> 00:22:02,448
!I knew it
550
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:05,482
Mr. Krabs stole
a very important item
551
00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:07,034
!from the oyster
552
00:22:07,137 --> 00:22:08,724
...Behold
553
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,310
[crowd groans in disgust ]
554
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,965
...Wait a minute
555
00:22:13,068 --> 00:22:13,655
!Behold
556
00:22:13,758 --> 00:22:15,344
!The oyster's pearl
557
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:18,068
[crowd gasps ]
558
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:20,103
.Here you go, girl
559
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,344
[sniffing ]
560
00:22:23,448 --> 00:22:27,620
[crowd cheering ]
561
00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:31,517
[crowd gasps ]
562
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:35,620
:[gurgling ]
!Mama! Mama
563
00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:37,172
!Mother of pearl
564
00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,068
!The oyster's a mother
565
00:22:39,172 --> 00:22:40,241
.And that pearl's no pearl
566
00:22:40,344 --> 00:22:42,379
!It's an egg
567
00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:45,275
:[gurgling ]
!Mama! Mama
568
00:22:45,379 --> 00:22:48,275
[gurgling ]
569
00:22:48,379 --> 00:22:50,517
[both gurgling happily ]
570
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:54,724
:ALL
...Aw
571
00:22:54,827 --> 00:22:57,655
!But it's... free day
572
00:22:57,758 --> 00:23:00,068
[crowd yelling ]
573
00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:08,034
and NICKELODEON
574
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,068
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