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?Are you ready, kids
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:Kids
!Aye, aye, Captain
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.I can't hear you
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:[louder ]
!Aye, aye, Captain
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♪ ...Oh ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
?under the sea ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
.and porous is he ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense be
...something you wish ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
.and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
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♪ ?Ready
!SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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[laughs heartily ]
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plays airy tune][Captioning sponsored by THE ]
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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[and NICKELODEON
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--There it is
.Grandma's house
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What wonders
?await me today
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?Fresh-baked cookies
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?Story time
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A sweater with love
?in every stitch
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?Aw, what am I waiting for
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!Grandma, Grandma, Grandma
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!SpongeBob
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!Hi, Grandma
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.Come in and sit for a while
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,Have a cookie
.SpongeBob
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Grandma, you make
the best cookies
.in the deep blue sea
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...Oh, yeah
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[munches ]
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[gulps ]
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...Grandma's cookies
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Now, who wants to
?lick the spoon
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!Oh! Me, me, me
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And then we drove...
all the way home
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with all the windows down
.in the freezing cold
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Tell me another story
.about when I was a baby
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[cuckoo clock chimes 3:00 ]
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!?gasps] 3:00 ]
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I'm going to be late
!for work
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.Hop in my car
.I'll drop you off
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!Thanks, Grandma
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...SpongeBob
!you forgot your kissy-kissy
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.I sure did
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[kisses ]
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!Bye, Grandma
!Thanks for the ride
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.Thank you, Squidward
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[others chuckling ]
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...Oh, brother
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[whistling ]
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?Isn't this great
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Everybody's
.in a good mood today
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I love bursting
.your bubble, SpongeBob
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,They're laughing atyou
.not with you
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Did I do
?something funny
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.Your forehead
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?My forehead is funny
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!Hey, grandma's boy
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!Kissy-kissy-kissy
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[...all laughing ]
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!No! You're wrong
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...There
there's nothing wrong
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with getting kisses
!from your grandma
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No... especially if you're
!a big baby who wears diapers
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[all laugh ]
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And, and sucks his thumb
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and plays with dolls
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and, um, wears pajamas
with feet in them
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,and carries his, um, uh
...binky around, and, uh
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:OTHERS
!All right already
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.Cheer up, SpongeBob
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I know someone
.who still likes you
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?Really
?You do, Squidward
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!Yeah... your grandma
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[...all laughing ]
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[...laughter continues ]
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[...all laughing ]
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[grunting ]
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[all laughing ]
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!...Stop it
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I have been publicly humiliated
!for the last time
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[crying ]
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:PATRICK
I'm sorry that happened
.to you, SpongeBob
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.Me, too
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You're the most adult person
.I know
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.Thanks, Patrick
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.You know how grandmas are
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.They love babies
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You just can't act
.like a baby around her
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.You're right, Patrick
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?Have I ever not been right
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[sizzling ]
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[honking ]
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[wolf-whistle ]
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,You're a man now
SpongeBob
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and it's time you
.started acting like one
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!Yeah
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Oh... but I'm not sure
.I know how
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Allow me
.to demonstrate
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,First
.puff out your chest
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".Now say "tax exemption
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!Tax exemption
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Now you must acquire
.a taste for free-form jazz
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[trumpet plays fast jazz riff ]
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,Okay, SpongeBob
!you're ready
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.This is it
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What are you going
?to tell Grandma
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.I'm a grownup
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.No ifs, ands or buts about it
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A man's got to do
.what a man's got to do
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And then you get behind her
.and I'll push
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.Patrick, we didn't say that
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.Oh, yeah, right
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All we need now
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is the icing
.on the maturity cake
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I've been growing
.these babies for years
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:BOTH
...Sideburns
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.Oh, hello, SpongeBob
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.What a nice surprise
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Come here, give your granny
.her kissy-kissy
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...Mmm
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[kisses ]
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,Sorry, Grandmother
.but the kissing has to stop
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.Tell her like it is, SpongeBob
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.No more baby stuff
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.He is right, Grandmother
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,Kisses are for babies
.which I am no longer
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.I have grown up
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.It is nature's way
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.Oh... you are absolutely right
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?I am
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.I mean, of course I am
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You will definitely
not be treated like a baby
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.around here ever again
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I am glad you see it
.my way, Grandmother
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:GRANDMA
Well, I'm glad
.that's settled
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But what am I
going to do
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with all these
?fresh-baked cookies
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[chuckles ]
.Sorry, Grandmother
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We adults don't partake
.in the consumption of sweets
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...Right, Pat
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?rick
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,Keep 'em coming
!Granny
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[slurping ]
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.So much for no more baby stuff
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And don't forget the
!cookie-eating hat
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[laughs ]
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[both laughing ]
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!Hey
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!That's my cookie-eating hat
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Uh... I mean, it was
!when I was a baby
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...Grr
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.Well, look who's here
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It's my big old
.adult grandson
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Grandmother, I need to have
a mature conversation
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.with Mr. Patrick
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!Patrick
!?What are you doing
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!Cookies! Warm milk
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!A bib
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Is that a kissy mark
?on your forehead
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!We are supposed to be adults
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.Uh-uh-uh
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No roughhousing
.with a full tummy
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[laughing ]
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?Who's the baby
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,I'm the baby, I'm the baby
!I'm the baby
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[clears throat ]
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!Being grownup is boring
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.I love being a baby
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.Besides, I don't get jazz
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.Oh, poor Patrick
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.I almost feel sorry for you
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Trapped in the awkward phase
.of diaper days
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Never to know
the rich rewards
.of being a grownup
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.Here's a fresh batch of cookies
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!All right
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[munching ]
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?Rewards, huh
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...Well, yeah, there's
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[munching ]
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...Let's see, we, uh
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.we went over the jazz
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[munching ]
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,Oh, Grandma
.I'm full
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.More cookies
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[...vacuum cleaner running ]
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[whistling ]
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.It appears to be my lunch hour
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.Grownups have to eat, too
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.I guess this will have to do
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:GRANDMA
Oh, you don't want
.this baby food
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How about a big piece
?of steamed coral
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.Oh, yeah, uh... great
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[crunching ]
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!Nutritious
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:GRANDMA
!Story time
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,Oh, boy! Story time
!story time, story time
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?Story time
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,You'll enjoy this
.Patrick
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It's a wonderful story
.about a magical sea leprechaun
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Oh, SpongeBob, you wouldn't be
.interested in this babybook
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Here's the technical manual
.on Routine Active Maintenance
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.Oh, uh, great
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.Yeah... fascinating
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No pictures, just the way
.I like it
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[munching ]
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[crunch ]
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!Ohh! My wittle finger
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,Hold still
.hold still
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[kisses ]
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?All better
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:PATRICK
...Sorta
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This finger hurts
.a little bit, too
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[Grandma kisses ]
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How about I give you
?a present
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!Oh, boy, I hope it's cookies
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!All right
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!Another hat
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.No, Patrick, it's a sweater
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?Huh
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.With love in every stitch
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...No
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Don't I get
,a present
?Grandma
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.Oh, I almost forgot
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Here's some
.office supplies
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.I didn't wrap them
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I knew
.you wouldn't mind
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[clock chimes 3:00 ]
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.Uh-oh, 3:00
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.Time for adults to go to work
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.Bye-bye, SpongeBob
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I'll bet you would fancy
?a nap, huh, Patrick
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[Patrick yawns ]
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:GRANDMA
,You're still here
?SpongeBob
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.Uh... I don't have to leave yet
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.I... can be late for work
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No, no, no. That wouldn't
.be the adult thing to do
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,All right, uh
.I guess I'll be going
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I've, uh, got a lot
of adult-type business
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,to take care of
...so, uh
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.I'll see you later
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Okay. Thanks for
.stopping by, SpongeBob
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.Yup, that is it
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.Here I go
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Come again if you
.get the chance
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,Out into the cold
...grownup world
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.alone... without a sweater
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.Toodle-oo
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.I don't know when I'll be back
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.I know how busy you are
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.So, uh... that's it
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.Shh... he's asleep
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...So... long
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!I don't want to grow up
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!I want cookies
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!And milky
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I want a sweater
!with love in the stitches
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!I want to wear didies
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!I want to ride in my wagon
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I want to cuddle-wuddle
!with Mr. Stuffykins
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I want to rocky-rock
!on my seahorsey
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00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:59,586
And I want kissy-kissy
!on my boo-boo
267
00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:00,896
[crying ]
268
00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,482
[...crying ]
269
00:11:10,551 --> 00:11:12,172
[...continues ]
270
00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:16,172
[...wailing ]
271
00:11:16,241 --> 00:11:18,586
[...continues ]
272
00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:21,448
ratcheting ]
[...like lawn sprinkler
273
00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:31,862
!Take it easy, SpongeBob
274
00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,275
...SpongeBob
275
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,241
!SpongeBob
276
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:39,862
[crying and panting ]
277
00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:43,344
You don't have to
be a baby
278
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:45,413
to get
.Old Grandma's love
279
00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,379
[sniffles ]
280
00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:47,379
?I don't
281
00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:49,137
.Of course not
282
00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:51,413
No matter
how grownup you get
283
00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:54,413
you will always be
.my Little Baby Boo
284
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:56,379
[kisses ]
285
00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:58,793
And remember, you can
kiss your Grandma
286
00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:00,344
.and still be an adult
287
00:12:00,413 --> 00:12:02,551
.Here you go
288
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,103
.Thanks, Grandma
289
00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:09,965
[munching and sighing ]
290
00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:12,206
,Uh, Grandma
could you not mention this
291
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,137
to the guys
?down at The Krusty Krab
292
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,413
.No problem
293
00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:17,448
[squeak ]
294
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,000
[Squidward snickers ]
295
00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:22,241
[...all laughing ]
296
00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:38,620
[SpongeBob shrieks ]
297
00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,275
[panting ]
298
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:44,793
Patrick, look, I
[got my... [ gasps
299
00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,275
[laughs ]
300
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:50,724
.I'm sorry, Patrick
301
00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:52,103
,It's just
...for a second I thought
302
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,103
Hey, you got the same
!reef-blower as me
303
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:57,275
[whirs loudly ]
304
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,413
!Tag, you're it
305
00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:00,000
[laughs ]
306
00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:01,965
[loud whirring, both laughing ]
307
00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:04,034
[laughs ]
308
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:05,689
[whirring ]
309
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:08,103
[laughs ]
310
00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:09,000
[laughs ]
311
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,655
[whirring ]
312
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,000
...Patrick
313
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:17,000
you made my house
!sparkly clean
314
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,517
!Sure did
315
00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,931
We haven't improved
.Squidward's day yet
316
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,241
!Let's do his house
317
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,655
[whirring ]
318
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,000
[creaking ]
319
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:26,413
[laughs ]
320
00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:27,413
!My turn
321
00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:29,586
[whirring ]
322
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,724
!?What's going on out here
323
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,862
We're playing
.with our new reef-blowers
324
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,965
?Playing with a reef-blower
325
00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:39,482
That is the most childish thing
!I've ever heard of
326
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:40,862
!But it's fun
327
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,827
Fun? How could playing
328
00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:47,448
with one of those oversized
?hair dryers possibly be fun
329
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:48,931
:PATRICK
.Like this
330
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,379
[whirring ]
331
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:53,206
[grunting ]
332
00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:54,586
!Chafed
333
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:56,103
...All right, that's
334
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,965
[whirring ]
335
00:13:58,034 --> 00:13:59,344
,Let's do your house
.Patrick
336
00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:00,344
!Yeah
337
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:02,586
?Huh
338
00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:04,827
[panting, sizzling ]
339
00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:06,517
:SPONGEBOB
,Squidward
!you're steaming
340
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:09,310
You're like a steamed
.vegetable, only smarter
341
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:11,172
!Put my windows back
342
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,793
,No problem
.Squidward
343
00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:13,862
We're on
.your side
344
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:14,931
[whirring ]
345
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,275
...Any second now
346
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,103
...SpongeBob
347
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:27,931
this is
.the final straw
348
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,310
I am going to move
so far away
349
00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:33,241
that I will be able
.to brag about it
350
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:35,206
...I would
[clunk ]
351
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,689
I would rather
tear out my brain stem
352
00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:39,344
carry it
into the middle
353
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,620
of the nearest
four-way intersection
354
00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:43,241
and skip rope with it
355
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,275
than go on living
.where I do now
356
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,413
.Hi there
357
00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,206
?Is this the final straw
358
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:53,172
Do you want to move so far away
?that you can brag about it
359
00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:55,310
Would you rather
tear out your brain stem
360
00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:57,931
walk out into the middle
...of the nearest three-way
361
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,103
...Four-way
362
00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:00,310
Four-wayintersection
363
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:01,862
and skip rope with it
364
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,655
than continue living
?where you do now
365
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,000
...Then move to
[static ]
366
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:06,655
.I hate this channel
367
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,344
!No, no
368
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:09,827
.Tentacle Acres...
369
00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:12,379
Where happiness is
.just a suction cup away
370
00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:13,310
[pop ]
371
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:19,275
?Hello
372
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:21,586
?Yes, can I help you
373
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,275
.I'm here about the happiness
374
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:24,551
.I'll be moving in now
375
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,517
?Are you alone
376
00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:29,275
,No... I mean, yes
.there's nobody with me, yes
377
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,724
.Peace and quiet
378
00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:33,344
Are you now or have you
?ever been a sponge
379
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:34,344
.No
380
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:35,344
...What about a
381
00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:36,758
.No, no starfish
382
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:39,172
,Just a regular, normal
...peace-loving
383
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:41,758
[loud rumbling ]
384
00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,758
[doors creaking ]
385
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:53,724
[kids laughing ]
386
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:56,655
...Heaven at last
387
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:57,862
:BOTH
!Ohh
388
00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,620
I've seen
more alert people
389
00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:01,586
!in a retirement home
390
00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:04,827
Oh, which way to
the Living Without
?a Brain seminar
391
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,137
!Don't be late
392
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:08,000
I've heard
better comebacks
393
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,310
from a turkey
!sandwich
394
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:10,448
!Get a life
395
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:15,551
This place is better
!than I expected
396
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:20,275
.302... 303... and 304
397
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:21,827
!Beautiful
398
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,758
.And not a pineapple in sight
399
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:30,620
.Good night, Clary
400
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,965
.Tomorrow we begin life anew
401
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,793
[phone ringing ]
402
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,827
,304 New Life Street
.Squidward speaking
403
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,275
[SpongeBob babbling ]
404
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:44,689
There is no way I am moving
!back there, SpongeBob
405
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:47,000
.I am finally among my own kind
406
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:48,689
[SpongeBob babbling ]
407
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:49,896
!Now good-bye
408
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,137
[babbling ]
409
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:54,551
[babbling ]
410
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,793
[rooster crows ]
411
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,379
[inhales deeply ]
412
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:04,620
...Ahh
413
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:08,103
.I think I'll take my bike today
414
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:10,413
[...creaking ]
415
00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:12,344
.I'm my own man
416
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:13,241
[clunk ]
417
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:20,551
Now, these neighbors
.know how to live
418
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,137
!...Intensive
419
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:28,344
...Hmm... I bet they won't have
420
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:31,034
[gasps ]
!Wow! They have it
421
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:32,827
!Canned bread
422
00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:35,413
!This town is great
423
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:38,482
I would really be
...impressed if it had
424
00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:42,275
!an interpretive dance academy
425
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:43,413
[...music playing ]
426
00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:49,137
Yeah... it's even better
!in a group
427
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:51,103
!This town is perfect
428
00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:53,413
[...clarinets playing ]
429
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,655
!?A clarinet trio
430
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,068
[...all playing ]
431
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:05,206
[rooster crows ]
432
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,655
[inhales deeply ]
433
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:09,241
!Ahh... another great day
434
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,137
.Oh, look
435
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,172
.Everybody's on their bike today
436
00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,965
.It just gets better and better
437
00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,034
.All together
438
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,034
[all playing ]
439
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:50,206
I sort of... don't feel
.like playing my clarinet today
440
00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:57,172
.Yup, this is great
441
00:18:57,241 --> 00:19:01,344
They might as well rename
.this town Squidward's Paradise
442
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:04,517
.Or perhaps... Too Much Paradise
443
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:06,620
[whirring ]
444
00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:07,551
?SpongeBob
445
00:19:18,379 --> 00:19:20,758
...Feh
446
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:26,689
[...whirring ]
447
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:27,620
[laughs ]
448
00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:30,965
[whistling ]
449
00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:31,896
.Oops
450
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:37,413
[whirring ]
451
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:38,448
!Ohh
452
00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:39,689
[grunting ]
453
00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:42,448
[grunts ]
454
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,448
[chuckles ]
455
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,655
[clears throat ]
456
00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:46,862
.Leaves
457
00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:50,068
.Just getting the leaves
458
00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:55,517
[whirring ]
459
00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:58,965
[chuckles ]
460
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:00,482
[whirring ]
461
00:20:00,551 --> 00:20:04,896
[laughing ]
462
00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:05,896
[whirring ]
463
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:06,896
[laughs ]
464
00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:07,896
[whirring ]
465
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:08,896
!Oof
466
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:11,896
[laughs ]
467
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:15,931
Could you pipe down
?over there, Iron Lung
468
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,103
[both laugh ]
469
00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:20,931
[whirring ]
470
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,620
[laughs ]
471
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,655
Looks like when it comes
to having fun
472
00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:29,206
you don't have
.a leg to stand on
473
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:32,931
[laughing ]
474
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,827
!Hey, that's not funny
475
00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:37,137
!Yeah
476
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:38,551
What's going on
?over here
477
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,034
.It's that guy
478
00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:42,862
He's playing
.with a reef-blower
479
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:45,862
?Playing? With a reef-blower
480
00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:49,448
That's the most childish thing
.I've ever heard of
481
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:51,275
.But it's fun
482
00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:53,241
[laughs ]
483
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,517
How could you
possibly have fun
484
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:58,344
with one of those
?oversized hair dryers
485
00:20:58,413 --> 00:20:59,517
!Like this
486
00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:00,896
[whirring ]
487
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:03,655
[clarinet tooting ]
488
00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:06,482
!Ahh! Give it back! Please
489
00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:08,482
[whirring ]
490
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:11,620
[laughing ]
491
00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:14,172
!Tag, you're it
492
00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:15,172
[whirring ]
493
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,172
!...Whoa
494
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,172
[laughing ]
495
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:20,344
?What can I get you boys
496
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:25,379
[...whirring ]
497
00:21:25,448 --> 00:21:26,793
[...laughing ]
498
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,000
What are you
?looking at
499
00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:32,379
.Those
500
00:21:32,448 --> 00:21:34,206
:SPONGEBOB
.Here it is, Patrick
501
00:21:34,275 --> 00:21:37,379
Now we've just got to convince
.Squidward to come back home
502
00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:38,655
?You got our apology cake
503
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:45,000
!We're ready
504
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,517
!Yay
505
00:21:46,586 --> 00:21:48,965
?Hello, can I help you
506
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:51,517
Can I get
a large number
?one, extra size
507
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:55,482
But you just ate three orders
.of fried oyster skins
508
00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:57,689
...I love
.fried oyster skins
509
00:21:57,758 --> 00:22:01,344
We're sorry, but your kind
.isn't allowed here
510
00:22:01,413 --> 00:22:02,931
,He's not leaving
.Orville
511
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,655
You got your
?nightstick ready
512
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,827
[sniffs ]
513
00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:08,586
!?Fried oyster skins
...Oh
514
00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:09,655
[buzz ]
515
00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:11,103
[doors creak ]
516
00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:12,827
I guess we got to
.order inside
517
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,137
[yelling ]
518
00:22:14,206 --> 00:22:15,379
[laughing ]
519
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:17,517
[whirring ]
520
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,000
[laughing ]
521
00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:20,620
[crowd yelling ]
522
00:22:20,689 --> 00:22:22,068
[laughing ]
523
00:22:22,137 --> 00:22:23,965
Hey! That looked
!like Squidward
524
00:22:24,034 --> 00:22:25,275
[yelling ]
525
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,793
That looked
like Squidward also
526
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:27,827
.in angry mob form
527
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:33,103
,Hold it right there
!Mr. Tentacles
528
00:22:33,172 --> 00:22:35,482
!Stay back
!I got gardening tools
529
00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:37,724
,Here
!just read this
530
00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:39,793
?What is it
531
00:22:39,862 --> 00:22:43,551
A well thought-out and
.organized list of complaints
532
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,344
[crowd yelling ]
533
00:22:45,413 --> 00:22:48,103
,Patrick, look
!it's Squidward
534
00:22:48,172 --> 00:22:51,137
!Squidward
!We finally found you
535
00:22:51,206 --> 00:22:52,827
!Get off me
536
00:22:52,896 --> 00:22:54,551
.I'm not Squidward
537
00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:57,793
Are you
?Squidward now
538
00:22:57,862 --> 00:22:58,965
!?Grievances
539
00:22:59,034 --> 00:23:00,344
!This town is a grievance
540
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,034
There should be a law
541
00:23:02,103 --> 00:23:05,137
against so many stuck-up
!tightwads living in one place
542
00:23:05,206 --> 00:23:08,103
This city needs
!to be destroyed
543
00:23:08,172 --> 00:23:10,862
Or at least painted
.a different color
544
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:15,448
F.Y.I., you don't
,have to live here
.you know
545
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!Hey, you're right
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.And I'm leaving A.S.A.P
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?Are you Squidward
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.No
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?Are you Squidward
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.No
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?Are you Squidward
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,That's okay
.take your time
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Any one
of these Squidwards
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could be the real
.Squidward, Patrick
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[boom ]
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[whooshing ]
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!Whoa-ho, freedom
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!Whoo-hoo
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[Squidward laughing ]
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...Well, we know one thing
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.It sure isn't that guy
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!Whoo-hoo-ee
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