All language subtitles for SpongeBob SquarePants 1999 S02 E02

?Are you ready, kids-

!Aye, aye, Captain-

!I can't hear you-

!Aye, aye, Captain-

SINGING) Oh, who lives in)
?a pineapple under the sea

!SpongeBob SquarePants-

Absorbent and yellow-
.and porous is he

!SpongeBob SquarePants-

If nautical nonsense-
--be something you wish

!SpongeBob SquarePants-

Then drop on the deck-
.and flop like a fish

!SpongeBob SquarePants-

?Ready-

,SpongeBob SquarePants-
,SpongeBob SquarePants

,SpongeBob SquarePants
!SpongeBob SquarePants

[LAUGHTER]

[MEOWS]

!Gary-

I was just looking for
.the sports channel, Gary

[KNOCKING]

.Come in

.Hey, SpongeBob-

?Want to see my new shoes

.Wow-

.Those are great, Patrick

Let's see what they
.look like on your feet

Wouldn't you rather-
?see them on my hands

.OK-

And we can wear
,glove on our feet

and hats on our
.captain' quarters, too

Actually, I have a-
.confession to make

I don't know how to
.tie my shoe laces

Do you know how lucky you-
?are to have a friend like me

.Yes-

.Look at this knot-

Have you ever seen
a more perfectly

?executed shoe fastening bow

.Gosh-

.Probably not

I learned when I was-
.just a boy, Patrick

And I'm willing to
.pass on what I know

Go sit over there and let an
.old pro show you how to do it

.Pay close attention, Patrick

Well, you start by
.taking one lace per hand

And then you-- you've
--gotta-- loop the

Are you sure you-
?know how to do it

.Patrick, please-

Shoe time requires
.peace and quiet

?OK, where was I

.Your shoes are still untied-

Well, I guess you don't want-
.me to show you how to do it

.I'm sorry-

.I won't interrupt any more

!I've got it-

The first rule of
shoe tying is always

.start with your right foot

Now the lesson will
.officially begin

.That's not right

?Get it

.Not right

.No-

.OK-

.No more fooling around

!I got it

?What was that-

?Are you OK, SpongeBob

Patrick, aren't you-
?late for something

!The poop deck-

!You're right

We'll have to do
.this lesson later

.Bye, SpongeBob

I can't believe I forgot-
.how to tie my own shoes

They've been tied for as
.long as I can remember

Well, I'll remember after
.a good night's sleep

.No big deal

.I'll remember sooner or later

!Because I'm ready

!I'm ready

--I'm rea-- I'm rea-- I'm rea
--I'm rea-- I'm rea-- I'm rea

I'm rea-- I'm rea-- I'm
--rea-- I'm rea-- I'm rea

.Hi, SpongeBob-

!Oh no-

I can't let Patrick see I
.still haven't tied my shoes

.Hey, SpongeBob, you're shorter-

?Have you been dieting

Well, a sponge has-
.to look his spongiest

.Well, I've got to get to work

!Oh, barnacles

.Maybe I should just lay here

Those patties aren't going-
.to cook themselves, SpongeBob

.He's right-

Got to make crabby
!patties, laces or no laces

I just have to stand
.in this one spot

!Ta da

.A perfect patty

.All right, SpongeBob-

.Hand it over

?Well

[GULP]

.Hey, Squidward-

.I've got an idea

?How about you come get it

,Oh, gee, SpongeBob-
.that's a great idea

And maybe I should cook the
,patties, and do the dishes

,and wear square pants
and live in a pineapple

while you wait in the
.unemployment line

!No-

!Then bring the patty here, now-

.OK, Squidward-

.Here I come

.I'm coming over

.I'm bringing the patty to you

.Here comes the patty

.No problem

I'm walking the crabby
.patty over to Squidward

.All right, Squidward

I'm giving you the patty for the
hungry customer so they can eat

it when I give it to
.you, which is right now

.SpongeBob, I'm over here-

!Now move

.OK, Squidward-

.Just slowly move your leg

!SpongeBob-

!I'm sorry, Squidward-

!SpongeBob-

.I'll just make another-

--Sponge-

.Hold it-

.Let me just-- sorry, Squid

.Sorry

?What's the holdup-

[BURP]

.I think my heart just stopped

[YELLING]

!It's SpongeBob's [BURPS] fault-

!SpongeBob's fault

!SpongeBob's fault

.I've failed-

.My career is over

.I'm sorry, spatula

.I'm sorry, hat

.I'm sorry, floor

.I am sorry, crabby patty

.Let's see-

A five-letter word for
".happiness. "Money

This is the worst-
.service we've ever had

.We're going to The Chill Bucket

!Wait-

!Wait, don't go

.Oh, yeah-

.We are definitely out of here

!Wait-

!Don't go

That's me money
.walking out the door

What's the meaning of
?this, Mr. Squidward

.It's SpongeBob's fault-

!SpongeBob-

!Get out here

.More

.More

!Out of the way, boy

?What be the matter, SpongeBob

I oughta make you walk
.the plank for this

,I'm sorry, Mr. Crabs-
--it's just that I-- I

?Yes-

--I-- I-- I-- I-- I-

?Yes-

?Yes

?Yes

--I-- I-- I-- I-

?Out with it, boy-

?What is it

.I forgot how to tie my shoes-

?That's all-

?So you'll show me how-

.I don't wear shoes-

Could you show me-
?how to tie my shoes

?Fins-

Could you show me-
?how to tie my shoes

Well, I would, but-
.sadly, I am only an eel

Could any of you show-
?me how to tie my laces

Could you, you, you, you, or
?you show me how to tie a knot

Could you show me how
?to tie a simple knot

Could you show me
?how to tie my shoes

Could you show me
?how to tie my shoes

.I be just a painting of a head-

Doesn't anybody know-
?how to tie a knot

[LAUGHTER]

?Did somebody say knot-

.I did-

So you want to-
?tie knots, do you

?Well, do you

.Yes, please, Mr-
.Flying Dutchman, sir

Then you've come to the-
.right flying ghost, kid

You're looking at the
first place winner

in the fancy knotting contest
.from the last 3,000 years

!Hooray-

You're going to-
.have to not do that

And stop staring at me
.with them big old eyes

Now, stand back and
".watch me be "knotty

.Behold, the pretzel knot

!The double diamond knot

!The square knot

!The constrictor

!The gut knot

!The pillow knot

.The butterfly knot

!Wait

.There's more

.The monkey chain

.The monkey's fist

.The monkey

This one here is a
loop knot, otherwise

.known as the boot loop

.Those are great, Mr-
.Flying Dutchman, sir

Now can you show me
?how time my shoes

I don't know how-
.to tie me shoes

I haven't worn shoes
.for over 5,000 years

But sometimes, I like to wear
.this sock over me ghostly tail

[MEOWS]-

.Not now, Gary-

[MEOWS]-

.I'm not in the mood, Gary-

[MEOWS]-

Just leave me and my-
.untied shoes alone, Gary

.OK, Gary

.You have my attention

[MEOWS]-

!Whoa-

!Gary

.Well, I'll be

.You can tie shoes

!Hopping clams

?How did you learn to do that

SINGING) Want to learn)-
?how to tie your shoe

.It's a very easy thing to do

You sit on down, and
.I'll give you the scoop

?What's that

.It's called the loop-dee-loop

You've got to take
,a lace in each hand

.you go over and under again

You make a
,loop-dee-loop and pull

.and your shoes are looking good

You go over and back, left
to right, loop-dee-loop

.and you pull them tight

Like bunny ears or a
Christmas bow, lace them up

.and you're ready to go

You make a
,loop-dee-loop and pull

.and you shoes are looking cool

You make a
,loop-dee-loop and pull

.and your shoes are looking cool

,NARRATOR: Ah
.beautiful springtime

A time of fun and
.frolic for most

.But not for this poor slob

.Ah, what a beautiful day-

And here I am trapped in a
.prison of high cholesterol

BELL RINGS] No one]
.ever comes in on Sunday

.BELL RINGS] Why can't Mr]
?Crabs just let us go home

[BELL RINGS]

[LAUGHS]

SpongeBob, stop-
.ringing this bell

.I was just testing it-

I will ring the bell-
.when there's an order

!But there's no customers

There hasn't been one
all day, and there

.isn't going to be any

.One crabby patty coming up-

!No-

That sounds like-
.me money dropping

?What's going on out here

!My babies

.Get away, barbarian

?What have you done

!Nice, clean money, soiled

.I'll take care of you

.Let papa clean you up

!Clear the way

.Oh, no, no

.Don't cry, little one

?What's wrong, Mr. Crab-

!Me dime

.Oh

!No

!I got it, boy

!What the-- it's stuck

!You've gotta help me, SpongeBob

You've got to let-
.go of the dime

I can think of 10 good reasons-
.to never let go of a dime, boy

.There's got to be another way

Grab me captain's
!quarters and heave

!Me arms-

!Oh no, not again-

!Oh-

!Ow

!Oo

!Ow

.Ohh

.Wait

Squidward, I'm putting
you in charge of things

.around here while I'm gone

.You can count on me, sir-

.Take care

.Hurry back

.Get well soon

.You're in our thoughts

Takes more muscles to
.frown than to smile

.OK, SpongeBob

.Let's get down to business

My first official
act as new manager

.is to give you a promotion

?Really-

You get to run-
.the cash register

?The cash register-

.Wow

Squidward, who's going
?to work the grill

.You are-

It's part of the promotion
.I mentioned earlier

.You'll be wearing two hats now

,You're going to take the orders
.then you're going to make them

This is the best-
.day of my life

.Me, too-

.But wait-

If I'm running the
,register and the grill

?what are you going to do

I've got some very important-
.boss-like errands to run

!See you later

!Squidward-

?What is it-

You forgot to teach me how-
.to use the cash register

You push the button and-
.put the money inside

.OK, you're on your own

I can't believe this-
.is really happening

!Today, I start living

Well, Squidward, you've really-
.outdone yourself this time

A beautiful day of relaxing
.and pampering with pay

I guess I do feel kind of
bad for poor little SpongeBob

.all by his lonesome

.Oh, it'll pass

He's probably just
standing at the register

with that stupid
.grin on his face

Hey, SpongeBob-

.Hey, Patrick-

Hey, SpongeBob, could you-
?give me change for a quarter

.No problem-

.Here you go

.Thanks-

I forgot to tell him-
!how to make change

.Sponge-- Bob

.Whew

.Hi, Squidward-

?All done with those errands

.No, I am not-

I just remembered I needed
.change for this dollar

Do you want four-
,quarters, or 10 dimes

,or 20 nickels, or 100 pennies
,or one quarter, three dimes

?seven nickels, and ten pennies

Or if you give me a five
--dollar bill, your options are

.All right-

.Goodbye

.This is great

,My day off, no worries
.just relaxation

.I'm the boss

.I deserve this

:(SQUIDWARD (VOICEOVER
.Everything will be fine

There won't be any
.customers today anyway

He'll probably just
.stand there bored

.SpongeBob, bored

.Getting kind of bored-

?Oh, what am I doing-

I am wasting valuable relaxation
.time, that's what I'm doing

,I mean, really
?what are the odds

SpongeBob setting the
.Crusty Crap on fire

[LAUGHS]

?May I help you, sir-

!It's me, you dunce-

!Oh, hi, Squidward-

?How are those errands going

?What's that supposed to mean-

.I'm very busy

.I'm sure you are-

.I don't like your tone-

.I'm sure you are-

?How's that

.Just do your job-

.Aye aye, Mr. Tentacles-

.Boy-

No wonder Mr. Crab
.put him in charge

.Must relax-

.Look at yourself

.You're losing your bluish glow

.Stop worrying so much

Now, repeat after me-- you will
.not go back to the Crusty Crab

.I will destroy the Crusty Crab-

!SpongeBob-

--Have you finished-

!No-

.That's it

.That's it

No matter what sick fantasies
,run through my mind

I will not go back
!to that restaurant

Have you finished-
?those errands

?Have you finished those errands

?Have you finished those errands

?Have you finished those errands

?Have you finished those errands

?Have you finished those errands

?Have you finished those errands

?Errands

?Errands

?Errands

?Have you finished those errands

?Have you finished those errands

?Have you finished those errands

No, I am not finished-
,with those errands

.and I never will be

!So quit checking up on me

I know what you're
up to, forcing

me to come back here
.every time you mess up

.But I haven't-

.OK-

Maybe you haven't messed
.up yet, but you will

.You will

.And when you do, I'll be there

.I'll be there

.Gosh-

.Squidward sure is a hard worker

He makes me proud
.to wear these hats

.There-

Now I'll have to stay
.here and enjoy myself

I'm not even going to
think about you-know-who

at the you-know-what
.doing I don't care

.Just gonna relax

.Let Squid's day off begin

[ANIMAL NOISES]

?What was that

.It's SpongeBob

He's spying on me to see if
.I'm really doing errands

.But he left his post

And I've finally
.caught him messing up

!Aha

.I got you, Sponge-- branch

Here's that rubber duck
.Mr. Crabs wanted me to get

!I gotcha now

Wait till Mr. Crabs finds
.out you're a-- toilet

.You're losing it, Squidward

.Calm down

If I let this get
to me again, I'll

just end up running
,down to the Crusty Crab

bursting through the front
door up to that yellow headache

--SpongeBob, and he'll say

.Hi, Squidward-

Are you finished with
?those errands yet

!Aha-

.I know you're in here

He's headed back
!to the Crusty Crab

!I'll beat him there

!I've got you now, SpongeBob

!Hey-

!Put some clothes on

!The truth will be revealed-

!Right on, Squidward-

OK, Mr. Crab.s-
.Get plenty of rest

And if things don't
.seem right, come back

.Thanks, Doc-

!SpongeBob, you can't beat me-

!Aha

!I caught you now

You didn't think I knew you
were a stick outside my window

!or the toilet in my bathroom

,And then you were in my bathtub
--and I-- and you-- and I

--and then you
swam down the drain

.and beat me to the Crusty Crab

--Does that mean you're-

.Yes, SpongeBob-

I am finished with
.those errands

I guess I want to take my place
.back at the cash register

.I really do

Then you might want-
.to put these on

!Hey, Squidward-

?You know what

.Look

We forgot to switch the
.clothes sign to open

It's almost like we could
.have taken the whole day off

[LAUGHS]