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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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* OOH!
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE *
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* SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS! *
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
READY?
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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( hearty laughter )
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( flute playing )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Spongebob:
GOOD MORNING, BIKINI BOTTOM.
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AH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
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* DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO
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I WONDER IF PATRICK'S AT HOME.
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HIYA, SPONGEBOB.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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GOING OVER TO
SANDY'S PLACE.
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HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
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THIS DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE SANDY'S PLACE.
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DON'T LOSE YOUR
BARNACLES, BOYS.
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( kaiais )
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THERE IT IS.
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WHAT IS IT?
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CAN'T YOU SEE?
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IT'S TEXAS.
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Spongebob:
"TEXAS"?
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WHAT'S A TEXAS?
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OH, IT'S NOTHING
BUT A MEMORY NOW.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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UH, LET'S MAKE ONE
OF YOUR TREE DOME.
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Y-YOU KNOW,
ALL OF A SUDDEN
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I DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE
SANDCASTLES, SPONGEBOB.
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I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER.
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HMM?
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SANDY...
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( kaiaiing )
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AW, SPONGEBOB
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I'M JUST NOT FEELING
UP TO KARATE RIGHT NOW.
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( laughing )
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I GET IT.
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"NOT FEELING UP TO KARATE," HUH?
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WHATEVER YOU SAY, SANDY.
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BOY, I HOPE
SANDY DOESN'T ATTACK ME
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FROM BEHIND.
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( kaiaiing )
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( growing )
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( grunting and groaning )
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UH... SANDY?
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SURF'S UP, SANDY.
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NO THANKS.
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( jellyfish buzzing )
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BOY, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE GOING JELLYFISHING.
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( giddy laughter )
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WHOA!
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( giddy laughter )
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LOOK, SANDY,
WE CAUGHT ONE!
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LISTEN, SPONGEBOB
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RIGHT NOW, I DON'T WANT
TO BUILD SANDCASTLES
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PLAY KARATE OR EAT JELLYFISH.
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( laughing )
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WE DON'T EAT 'EM!
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WE LET 'EM GO!
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FLY AWAY,
LITTLE CRITTER!
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GO ON, GO BACK HOME
WHERE YOU BELONG.
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RUN ALONG, BACK TO YOUR FAMILY
AND FRIENDS.
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I KNOW THEY MISS YOU
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AS MUCH AS YOU MISS THEM.
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HURRY, BEFORE THEY FORGET YOU
AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND!
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REMEMBER--
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* THERE'S NO PLACE
LIKE HOME *
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( sobbing )
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( gurgling sobs )
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( flushing )
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( gasping )
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SANDY, WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT?
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I AIN'T CRYIN',
MY HELMET JUST SPRUNG A LEAK.
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SANDY...
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OH, I GUESS I'M JUST FEELING
A LITTLE HOMESICK.
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HOMESICK, HUH?
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MM-MMM.
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Spongebob:
ALMOST THERE!
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DAD-GUM IT, SPONGEBOB,
WHAT IS IT?
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* DA, TA-DA!
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Spongebob and Patrick:
WELCOME HOME, SANDY!
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( sobbing )
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SANDY?
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GO AWAY.
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I DON'T GET IT, PATRICK.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH SANDY?
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MAYBE IT'S JUST
A SQUIRREL THING.
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( tuning )
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* WISH I WAS BACK IN TEXAS
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* THE OCEAN'S NO PLACE
FOR A SQUIRREL *
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* WISH I WAS IN TEXAS
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* PRETTIEST PLACE
IN THE WORLD *
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* OH, NO
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* I GUESS A-DEEP IN MY HEART
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* I'LL ALWAYS BE
A TEXAS GIRL *
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* I WANT TO GO HO-O-O-O-OME
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* HO-OME
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( clams howling )
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( Sandy yodeling )
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HEY, PATRICK--
LISTEN TO THAT!
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GET 'EM OFF ME!
GET 'EM OFF ME!
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PATRICK!
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LISTEN...
HEAR THAT?
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IT'S SANDY.
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* I WANT TO WAKE UP IN TEXAS
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* I MISS THOSE WIDE-OPEN SKIES
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( chittering )
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* I MISS MY 20 ACRES
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* BARBECUES AND PECAN PIES
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* OH, WHY
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* WHEN I'M SO FAR FROM YOU,
TEXAS *
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* ALL I CAN DO IS CRY
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( sobbing )
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( music continues )
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( sniffing )
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( sobbing )
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( Sandy yodels )
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( sobbing )
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( blowing )
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* I WANT TO GO HO-O-O-OME
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( deep voice ):
* I WANT TO GO HO-OME.
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( sobbing loudly )
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DO YOU THINK SHE KNOWS
THE MUFFIN MAN SONG?
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PATRICK, SHE SANG THAT
SONG FROM HER HEART!
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SHE REALLY MISSES TEXAS.
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WELL, LET'S GO GET SOME TEXAS
AND BRING IT DOWN HERE.
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PATRICK,
YOU CAN'T...
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THAT'S IT!
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PATRICK, YOUR
GENIUS IS SHOWING.
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WHERE?!
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EVERYTHING
LOOKS PERFECT.
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WE'RE GOING TO GO
GET SANDY NOW.
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Mr. Krabs:
WELL, HURRY IT UP, LADS!
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CAN'T SQUAT LIKE THIS FOREVER!
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Spongebob and Patrick:
KRUSTY KRAB! KRUSTY KRAB!
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SANDY'S SURPRISE
IS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
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WAIT'LL SHE SEES THE...
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SHH!
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DON'T SPOIL
THE SURPRISE.
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( giggling )
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HEY, SANDY!
HEY, SANDY!
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YOU WANT TO
COME WITH US
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TO THE KRUSTY KRAB?
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HEY, SPONGEBOB.
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HEY, PATRICK.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THOSE BAGS?
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I'M GOIN' BACK HOME TO TEXAS.
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WHAT?! NOW?!
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YOU CAN'T! I MEAN, WE...
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IT'S TIME FOR
THIS TUMBLEWEED
TO TUMBLE ON HOME.
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W-WAIT, SANDY.
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YOU CAN'T, UH...
'CAUSE WE WERE GONNA...
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AT THE KRUSTY KRAB
IS... THAT IS NOT
THE RIGHT DIRECTION...
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WAIT! IF YOU DON'T...
IF I CAN'T...
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( sputtering )
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SANDY, WAIT A SECOND!
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YOU DON'T WANT TO
LEAVE WITHOUT HAVING
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ONE LAST CODDY-BATTY
DOWN AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
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I'M TIRED OF FISH
FOOD, SPONGEBOB.
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B-BUT SANDY,
DON'T YOU WANT
TO SAY GOOD-BYE
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TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
DOWN AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?
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I JUST CAN'T DO
THAT, SPONGEBOB.
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IT'D BE TOO SAD.
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N-NO, NO, WAIT!
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SANDY!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S GONE.
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YEAH. WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT DUMB, OLD TEXAS?
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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TEXAS IS DUMB?
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DON'T YOU DARE
TAKE THE NAME OF TEXAS IN VAIN!
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YOU MEAN WE CAN'T
SAY ANYTHING BAD
ABOUT DUMB, OLD TEXAS?
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NO, YOU CAN'T!
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OH, THEN, CAN WE
SAY PEOPLE FROM
TEXAS ARE DUMB?
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NO! YOU CAN'T SAY NOTHIN'
ABOUT TEXAS!
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OH!
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SO WE SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD
ABOUT TEX-AS!
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I'M WARNING YOU, SPONGEBOB!
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LOOK, PATRICK--
I'M TEXAS!
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DUH, HOWDY, Y'ALL!
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I'M TEXAS, TOO.
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GET A DOG, LITTLE LONGIE.
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HOWDY, Y'ALL!
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HOWDY, Y'ALL!
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GET A DOG,
LITTLE LONGIE!
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GET A DOG...
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Y'ALL BEST CUT IT OUT!
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* THE STARS AT NIGHT
ARE DULL AND DIM *
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* WHENEVER
THEY HAVE TO BE *
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* OVER DUMB, OLD,
STUPID TEXAS! *
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HEY, PATRICK, WHAT AM I NOW?
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UH... STUPID?
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NO, I'M TEXAS!
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!
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( guffawing )
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YOU ALL BEST APOLOGIZE
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OR I'M GOING TO BE ON YOU
LIKE UGLY ON AN APE!
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YOU'LL HAVE
TO CATCH US FIRST!
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( taunting laughter )
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( both panting )
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WE DID IT.
WE GOT HER.
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KRUSTY KRAB,
HERE WE COME!
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CAN WE SAY THAT PLANTS
FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB?
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( guffaws )
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CAN WE SAY THAT SHOES
FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB?
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UH, OKAY, PATRICK,
THAT'S ENOUGH.
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WHY? DO YOU THINK
THAT OLD SLOWPOKE,
TEXAS, IS GONNA...
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( screaming )
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RUN FASTER,
PATRICK!
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( both screaming )
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( screams )
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SPONGEBOB!
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( screaming )
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( gasping )
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( teeth chattering )
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( Sandy kiaiing )
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( gasping )
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YOU'RE GOING
TO TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!
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( sputtering and gasping )
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NO!
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ALMOST THERE.
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( grunting )
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( screaming )
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SPONGEBOB!
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YOU BEEN MESSIN' WITH THE BULL!
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NOW HERE COME THE HORNS!
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NO, SANDY!
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NO!
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All:
HOWDY, YA'LL!
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WHA... WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S A PARTY.
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FOR YOU!
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FOR ME?!
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IT'S YOUR OWN LITTLE
SLICE OF TEXAS.
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CHECK IT OUT, SANDY.
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WE GOT SQUARE DANCIN'...
250
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,069
GIANT BARBY-Q's...
251
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,738
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.
252
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,407
HOMEMADE PEAS-
IN-A-CAN PIES
253
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,977
AND WE GOT OUR VERY OWN
TEN-GALLON HATS.
254
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,147
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU GONNA STAY?
255
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,084
( laughing )
256
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,990
( gurgling laughter )
257
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,228
DON'T CRY ANYMORE,
SANDY.
258
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,130
I'LL GO GET
YOUR BAGS.
259
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,232
( gurgling continues )
260
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,738
( flushing )
261
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:14,041
I'M NOT CRYIN'.
I'M LAUGHIN'.
262
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,844
I APPRECIATE WHAT
Y'ALL ARE TRYING
TO DO, SPONGEBOB
263
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,713
BUT HOME ISN'T ABOUT
BARBECUES AND PECAN PIES.
264
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,348
HOME IS WHERE
YOU'RE SURROUNDED
265
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,450
BY OTHER CRITTERS
THAT CARE ABOUT YOU.
266
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,354
HUH?
267
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,122
DUH, WHAT AM I DOIN'?
268
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,891
I BEEN HOME ALL ALONG
269
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,761
AND I TOOK ME TILL
JUST NOW TO REALIZE IT.
270
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,128
DOES THAT MEAN
YOU'LL STAY?
271
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,064
I'M STAYIN'!
272
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,432
( all cheering )
273
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,301
WHOO-HOO!
SHE'S STAYIN'!
274
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,203
WHOO! THAT MAKES ME FEEL
ALL WIGGLY!
275
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:48,008
YEAH, WHO NEEDS
DUMB, OLD TEXAS?
276
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,943
Sandy:
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
277
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,245
Patrick:
SHOULD I START RUNNING NOW?
278
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,904
( evil laughter )
279
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,940
ATTENTION, BEACHGOERS!
280
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,242
YOU ARE TRESPASSING!
281
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,311
YOU HAVE EXACTLY 17 MINUTES
282
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:28,115
TO HAUL YOUR CARCASSES
OFF OF THE FUTURE SITE...
283
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,517
OF THE CHUM BUCKET MEGA BUCKET.
284
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,853
DO YOU HEAR
SOMETHING?
285
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,855
( garbled loudspeaker )
286
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,927
OKAY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
287
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,829
I DON'T MIND BULLDOZING
288
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,530
OVER EACH
AND EVERY ONE...
289
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,065
MOMMY, LOOK.
290
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,167
SOMEBODY LEFT
THIS TOY TRACTOR HERE.
291
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,168
PUT THAT DOWN,
BILLY.
292
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,202
THAT HAS GERMS
ON IT.
293
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,237
OH...
294
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,439
AW, MOM...
295
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,542
YOU'LL SEE!
296
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,078
YOU'LL ALL SEE!
297
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,348
THE FUTURE SITE
OF THE CHUM BUCKET MEGA BUCKET
298
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,850
MUST BE CLEARED
299
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,185
OF THESE CRETINOUS BEACHGOERS
300
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:09,056
BUT IT'S BECOMING
INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS!
301
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,591
I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER!
302
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,361
I AM SMALL.
303
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,363
I NEED SOMEONE BIG
304
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,299
TO CLEAR THE BEACH FOR ME.
305
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,467
I NEED...
306
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,004
SPONGEBOB.
307
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,973
* STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH,
ROO-TO TO-TOO *
308
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,975
* STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH,
ROO-TO TO-TOO *
309
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,977
* STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH,
ROO-TO TO-TOO *
310
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,945
* STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH,
ROO-TO TO-TOO *
311
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,315
YES. HE'S THE ONE.
312
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,284
( evil laughter )
313
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,920
I'LL HAVE ONE...
314
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,121
TWO PLEASE.
315
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,923
THANKS.
316
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,291
ONE, PLEASE.
317
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,426
EXCUSE ME.
318
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,131
ONE, PLEASE.
319
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,466
SORRY, KID,
WE'RE ALL OUT.
320
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,468
AW, BARNACLES.
321
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,337
( sobbing )
322
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,606
( sobbing )
323
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,475
PLANKTON, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
324
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,444
AND WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
325
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,246
OH, HI, SPONGEBOB.
326
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:14,521
I'M CRYING BECAUSE I'VE
GOT THESE TWO ICE CREAM CONES
327
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,890
BUT I ONLY NEED ONE.
328
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:17,857
( sobbing )
329
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:21,028
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH THE OTHER ONE.
330
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,563
( sobbing )
331
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,204
I'LL EAT ONE OF THOSE
ICE CREAM CONES FOR YOU.
332
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:35,142
SPONGEBOB,
WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
333
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,409
SURE.
334
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,880
SPONGEBOB.
335
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,650
SPONGEBOB.
336
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,489
SPONGEBOB!
337
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,223
YEAH?
338
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,324
ISN'T IT GREAT
339
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,194
TO GET THE THINGS YOU DESIRE?
340
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:58,198
LIKE THAT ICE CREAM CONE,
FOR INSTANCE.
341
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:02,135
YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT
WITH A LITTLE TRAINING.
342
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,670
TRAINING?
343
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,139
YES. YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN
344
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,509
TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE,
AND I CAN SHOW YOU HOW.
345
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:12,980
ASSERTIVE, HUH?
346
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,381
THAT'S RIGHT.
347
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,584
ANYTHING I WANT?
348
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,523
SOUNDS GREAT!
349
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,958
WONDERFUL.
350
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:30,230
( evil laughter )
351
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,373
SPONGEBOB.
352
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,276
DON'T LET THAT GUY SIT ON YOU.
353
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,179
ASSERTIVENESS LESSON NUMBER ONE.
354
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,048
TELL HIM TO GET OFF.
355
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,983
UM... EXCUSE ME, SIR.
356
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,119
Y-YOU'RE SITTING
ON MY BODY
357
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,753
WHICH IS ALSO MY FACE.
358
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,056
NO, NO, BE ASSERTIVE.
359
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,390
BEEP-BEEP.
360
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,527
NOT INSERTIVE.
361
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,298
SPONGEBOB, YOU
MISSED YOUR CHANCE.
362
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:09,069
YOU'VE GOT TO BE AGGRESSIVE
TO GET THE THINGS YOU WANT.
363
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,003
YOU'RE TOO SOFT.
364
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,204
BUT I'M A SPONG...
365
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,372
DON'T SAY IT.
366
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,206
( slurping )
367
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,477
THERE'S THE GUY WHO
TOOK YOUR ICE CREAM.
368
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,146
DON'T YOU WANT IT BACK?
369
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,347
ICE CREAM.
370
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,548
LISTEN, YOU.
371
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,517
MY FRIEND'S GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY.
372
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,153
WHAT? WHO SAID THAT?
373
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,520
WAS IT YOU?
374
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,522
TELL HIM OFF, SPONGEBOB.
375
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,058
ASSERT YOURSELF.
376
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,725
THAT'S MY ICE CREAM CONE.
377
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,161
GREAT!
378
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,328
NOW LET HIM HAVE IT!
379
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,164
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
380
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,531
SAY, THANKS.
381
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,267
NO!
382
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,769
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW.
383
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,504
Hey, pencil-neck!
384
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,639
Yeah, you!
385
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,375
Slither over here!
386
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:51,244
Surrender that ice cream cone
387
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,581
or every waking moment
for you will become
388
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,118
a swirling torrent
of pain and misery!
389
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,753
( sobbing )
390
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,656
HEY, THAT GUY WAS CRYING.
391
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,558
THOSE WERE
TEARS OF JOY.
392
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,495
HE WAS HAPPY
THAT YOU WERE ASSERTIVE.
393
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,330
YEAH!
394
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,066
YOU SEE HOW WONDERFUL
LIFE CAN BE
395
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,534
WHEN YOU'RE MANIACAL?
396
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,803
UH, I THOUGHT
IT WAS CALLED ASSERTIVE.
397
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,171
WHATEVER.
398
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,373
WELL, IF IT GOT ME
THIS ICE CREAM
399
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,608
THEN I LIKE IT.
400
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,745
( beeping )
401
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,347
I FOUND SOMETHING.
402
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,750
UH, EXCUSE ME, MY
METAL DETECTOR BROKE.
403
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,219
CAN I USE YOURS?
404
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,553
SURE.
405
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,088
SPONGEBOB.
406
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,423
THIS IS YOUR
NEXT LESSON.
407
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,757
BE AGGRESSIVE.
408
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,626
TELL THAT GUY TO TAKE A HIKE.
409
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,828
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE
A HIKE WITH ME?
410
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,163
YEAH.
411
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,698
NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE!
412
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,800
TELL THAT GUY TO GO
FALL IN A DITCH.
413
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,770
HEY, GO CHECK
IN THAT DITCH.
414
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,174
WOW. BURIED TREASURE.
415
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,508
THANKS.
416
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,277
DID YOU SEE THAT, PLANKTON?
417
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,146
THAT GUY FOUND
SOME BURIED TREASURE.
418
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,481
SPONGEBOB, YOU'LL
NEVER GET IT RIGHT.
419
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,617
TELL THAT GUY YOU KNOW KARATE
AND YOU'LL TIE HIM IN A KNOT
420
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,220
IF YOU DON'T GET
YOUR METAL DETECTOR BACK.
421
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,123
HEY! I'M GOING TO
TIE YOUR... SHOE
422
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,659
IF YOU DON'T
GIVE THAT BACK!
423
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,861
BUT I'M WEARING
SANDALS!
424
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,363
OKAY! NEVER MIND!
425
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,199
IT'S ALL RIGHT, PLANKTON.
HE'S WEARING SANDALS.
426
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,300
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
427
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,470
OH, NOTHING, SPONGEBOB.
428
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,471
Mama!
429
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,139
I WAS JUST BEGINNING TO THINK
430
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,507
THAT THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.
431
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,541
NO, IT'S NOT.
432
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,310
FORGET IT.
433
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:33,913
I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT
TAKES TO BE A STANDUP GUY.
434
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,149
WELL, WHAT
ABOUT AIRLINE FOOD?
435
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,184
WHAT?
436
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,451
AIRLINE FOOD!
437
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,353
MY GOSH, WHAT IS UP
WITH THAT STUFF?
438
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,554
THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT.
439
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,889
( rimshot )
440
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,657
SEE, I CAN BE
A STANDUP GUY. SEE?
441
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,760
SPONGEBOB, YOU'LL NEVER
GET WHAT YOU WANT.
442
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,730
YOU ALWAYS LET PEOPLE
STEP ALL OVER YOU.
443
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,565
YOU'RE JUST LIKE STAIRS.
444
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,235
WAIT, PLANKTON,
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
445
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,637
OKAY, BUT THIS IS
YOUR LAST CHANCE.
446
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,572
LOOK AT ALL
THOSE BEACH HOGS
447
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,309
SOAKING UP
YOUR SUN RAYS.
448
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,245
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT
TAKES TO GET A TAN?
449
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,579
JUST WATCH ME!
450
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:12,452
( all coughing )
451
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,689
MAN, THIS THING IS SAN... DY!
452
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:26,533
YES, MY PLAN
IS BEGINNING TO WORK.
453
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,202
THEY'RE LEAVING THE BEACH.
454
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,538
SPONGEBOB, THAT
WAS WONDERFUL.
455
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,673
IS THAT AN ALL-OVER TAN?
456
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,941
WELL, NOT ALL OF ME.
457
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,443
HOT DOGS!
458
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,278
HOT DOGS!
459
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,879
LOOK AT THAT
HUGE LINE
460
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,448
AT THE HOT
DOG STAND.
461
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,616
ASSERT YOURSELF
TO THE FRONT.
462
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,918
I'LL DO BETTER
THAN THAT.
463
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,659
LET'S GO HOME.
464
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,228
SPONGEBOB, THAT
WAS GENIUS.
465
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,597
LOOK AT ALL
THOSE KITE-FLYERS
466
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,898
BLOCKING YOUR VIEW.
467
00:19:58,931 --> 00:19:59,899
WHAT?!
468
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,401
BREAKING
YOUR WIND.
469
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,409
A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
470
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,910
( growling )
471
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,513
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
THROW US THE BALL.
472
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,554
( trumpeting )
473
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,256
WHAT DO WE
DO NOW?
474
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,858
LET'S JUST GO HOME,
I GUESS.
475
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,263
HA! PLANKTON, DID YOU SEE THAT?
476
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,399
I WAS A REGULAR ALPHA MALE.
477
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,567
( panting )
478
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,668
PLANKTON?
479
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:36,969
( engine starting )
480
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,538
HUH?
481
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,944
PLANKTON, ALL MY ASSERTING
HAS DRIVEN EVERYBODY AWAY.
482
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,446
EXACTLY.
483
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,481
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
EVERYONE WOULD LEAVE.
484
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,849
OOPS.
485
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,520
MEGA BUCKET!
486
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:57,657
YOU USED ME
FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.
487
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,992
THAT WASN'T NICE.
488
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:03,530
HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED
IT OUT, SPONGEBOB?
489
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,398
NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.
490
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,735
ONLY AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE
CONQUER THE WORLD.
491
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,969
( evil laughter )
492
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,438
WELL...
493
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:15,508
WHAT ABOUT AGGRESSIVELY
NICE PEOPLE?
494
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,443
HUH?
495
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,613
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
496
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,686
HOT DOGS! YAY!
497
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:30,723
( panting )
498
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:31,724
( cheering )
499
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,894
WAIT. SPONGEBOB, STOP!
500
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,738
BUTTERFLY KISSES.
501
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,940
I... CAN'T TAKE IT.
502
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,576
IT'S TOO CUTE.
503
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,978
IT'S, IT'S DISGUSTING!
504
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,915
WHAT HAPPENED?
505
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:59,886
I HIT A REEF
WITH MY NEW BOARD, DUDE.
506
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,087
NO PROBLEM.
507
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,423
WHOA!
508
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,957
COLOR!
509
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,628
SPONGEBOB, STOP--
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
510
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,964
YOUR KINDNESS
IS BRINGING EVERYBODY BACK.
511
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:14,867
GET BACK!
512
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,703
WAIT!
513
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,506
OOH! OUCH! OW! OW!
514
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,375
NO! OOH! OW!
515
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:25,745
COWABUNGA!
516
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,617
THANKS, DUDE.
517
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,520
THAT WAS AWESOME.
518
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,721
( groaning )
519
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:35,855
( groaning )
520
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:36,989
GEE, PLANKTON.
521
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,725
I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE CHUM BUCKET.
522
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,660
FORGET ABOUT THAT.
523
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:46,132
I JUST CAN'T TAKE SO MUCH
KINDNESS AT ONE SITTING.
524
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,935
NEED... HATRED.
525
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:51,804
VOLLEYBALL, ANYONE?
526
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,072
All:
YEAH!
527
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,408
SERVICE!
528
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,409
( laughing )
529
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,544
OUCH.
530
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,478
( laughing )
531
00:22:58,511 --> 00:22:59,679
OUCH.
532
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,847
( laughing )
533
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,918
* OOH! WHO LIVES
IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA *
534
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,720
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
535
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,556
* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE *
536
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,624
* SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS! *
537
00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,993
* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
IS SOMETHING YOU WISH *
538
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,495
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
539
00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:17,764
* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *
540
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:20,099
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
541
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:27,574
( country-style
acoustic interlude )
542
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:28,908
READY?
543
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,910
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
544
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,912
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
545
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,781
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
546
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,116
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
547
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,818
( hearty laughter )
548
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,853
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
549
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,855
and NICKELODEON
550
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:46,559
Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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