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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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* OH... *
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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( laughs heartily )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )
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and NICKELODEON]
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SpongeBob:
AH! TIME FOR BED, GARY.
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( pop )
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( meows )
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OH, GARY!
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
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CURIOSITY SALTED THE SNAIL.
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MIND YOUR WANDERING EYE,
YOU LITTLE MOLLUSK.
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SWEET DREAMS, GARY.
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( snoring and squeaking )
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SpongeBob:
HEY! OVER HERE!
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( laughing )
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( engine revs )
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( tires squealing )
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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I DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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( horn honks )
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WOW!
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MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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I SURE TAKE A GOOD PICTURE.
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DARN! I SHOULD HAVE
GROWN A MOUSTACHE.
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( tires bumping )
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DUH-DOO-DUH-DUH,
DUH-DOO...!
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HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE
MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF DRIVING?
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ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEATBELT.
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HEY! I CAN SEE
THE KRUSTY KRAB FROM HERE.
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MRS. PUFF, LOOK!
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I FINALLY GOT
MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS,
MR. SQUAREPANTS.
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( yelling )
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OUCH!
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WHERE AM I?
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IS THAT ME?
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OR IS THIS ME?
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AM I STILL DREAMING?
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( Gary meowing
and snoring )
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THIS MUST BE GARY'S DREAM.
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I'M GOING TO GET
A CLOSER LOOK.
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WHOA!
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WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE BOOKS.
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I WONDER WHERE GARY IS.
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GARY!
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HUH?
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EXCUSE ME, SIR.
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HAVE YOU SEEN...
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SPONGEBOB?!
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GARY?
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HOW DARE YOU INVADE
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THE SANCTITY OF MY DREAMS!
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GARY! YOU CAN TALK!
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( sighs )
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IN DREAMS, ONE IS NOT TETHERED
BY EARTHLY LIMITATIONS.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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COME.
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FOR AGES, DREAMS
HAVE BEEN THOUGHT OF
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AS WINDOWS
TO ANOTHER REALM.
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"LET ME NOT MAR
THAT PERFECT DREAM
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"BY AN AURORAL STAIN
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"BUT SO ADJUST
MY DAILY NIGHT
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THAT IT MAY
COME AGAIN."
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EMILY DICKINSON
WROTE THAT.
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WHO?
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HERE'S ONE YOU MIGHT KNOW.
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( clears throat )
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"THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM PERU
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"WHO DREAMED HE WAS
EATING HIS SHOE
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"HE WOKE WITH A FRIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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TO FIND THAT HIS DREAM
HAD COME TRUE."
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( laughs )
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GEE, GARY,
YOU SURE ARE SMART.
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DID YOU THINK
MY SHELL WAS
FULL OF HOT AIR?
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THANKS
FOR THE INFO, GARY.
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I'M GOING BACK
TO MY OWN DREAM.
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BEWARE OF YOUR WANDERING EYE,
YOU LITTLE PORIFERAN.
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( snoring nearby )
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I WONDER WHAT
PATRICK'S DREAMING.
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I CAN'T RESIST.
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( laughs )
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( carnival music playing )
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HEY, PATRICK!
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HEY, SPONGEBOB.
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YOU KNOW, PATRICK,
THIS IS A DREAM.
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YOU CAN DO
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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YEP.
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I MEAN ANYTHING.
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WATCH-- I CAN TURN
INTO A SKYSCRAPER.
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GOING UP!
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HUH?
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I CAN MAKE...
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A MILLION OF ME!
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HUH? HUH?
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YUP.
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AW,
TARTAR SAUCE.
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I'M GOING TO
A DIFFERENT DREAM.
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OKAY.
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BYE, SPONGEBOB.
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( music stops, change jingles )
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( grunts )
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SHOOT!
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THAT WAS MY LAST QUARTER.
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( snoring nearby )
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( Squidward moaning, snoring )
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OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD!
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( clarinet playing solo )
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( audience applauds )
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SpongeBob:
PSST! SQUIDWARD!
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HEY, SQUIDWARD!
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SPONGEBOB!
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( someone clears
throat )
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WHY DO YOU STOP PLAYING,
WOLFGANG AMADEUS TENTACLES?
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YES, YOUR HIGHNESS.
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( continues tune )
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( king laughing )
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( whispering )
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SPONGEBOB!
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HEY, I HAVE NOT
INSTRUCTED YOU TO STOP!
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NOW, PLAY!
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DO TELL ME THE ONE
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ABOUT THE MAN
FROM PERU AGAIN.
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SPONGE...!
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( crack )
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( all gasp )
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( weakly ):
BOB.
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I CAME HERE TO HEAR
BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.
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IF I DON'T GET MY WISH,
IT'LL BE YOUR HEAD!
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( laughing nervously )
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SpongeBob:
PSST!
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SQUIDWARD!
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HUH? HUH?
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NO... WAY.
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( king clears
throat loudly )
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PLEASE, SPONGEBOB.
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NO TRICKS.
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TRUST ME, SQUIDWARD.
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( SpongeBob singing
raucously )
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( all gasp )
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SPONGEBOB!
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( whimpering ):
WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED PLAYING
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THAT WONDERFUL MUSIC?
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( singing raucously )
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HIS MUSIC TOUCHES ME
EVER SO.
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I FEAR THAT MY TEARS
MIGHT STAIN MY PETTICOAT.
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( audience cheering )
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THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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( fans cheering and yelling )
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WHAT IS THIS INSTRUMENT
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THAT PRODUCES
SUCH LOVELY SOUND?
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( all gasp )
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SO LONG, SQUIDWARD!
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( groaning in frustration )
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( laughing delightedly )
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( grumbling )
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HEY! I'M AT SANDY'S.
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( laughs )
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AW, THIS LOOKS NEAT.
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I WONDER...
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( yelling )
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HEY, SPONGEBOB,
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
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HEY, SANDY.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WELL, WE'RE
FREE-FALLING
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FROM 114,000 FEET
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AND WE'LL LAND
ON THAT ITTY-BITTY TARGET.
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THIS SEEMS
KIND OF DANGEROUS!
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NOT AS LONG AS YOU GOT
A BIG, OLD PARACHUTE.
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OKAY!
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NOT "PAIR OF SHOES,"
SPONGEBOB--
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"PARA-CHUTE."
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GOT YOU.
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( singing )
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NOT A "PARAKEET"-- PARA...
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( splat )
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MADE IT.
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( SpongeBob yelling )
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OUCH.
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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NO MORE MESSING
WITH PEOPLE'S DREAMS.
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( laughs )
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HEY!
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MR. KRABS.
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UH... MR. KRABS?
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Pearl:
HELLO,
SPONGEBOB.
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OH, PEARL, THIS IS YOUR DREAM.
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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
FOR THE TEA PARTY.
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I WAS LOOKING
FOR YOUR DAD'S DREAM.
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OH.
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HE'S NEXT DOOR.
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BOYS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
SOPHISTICATION OF TEA PARTIES.
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RIGHT, MR. STUFFY?
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BYE.
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I BET MR. KRABS'S DREAM
WILL BE MORE ROBUST.
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Krabs:
I GOT YOU NOW,
YOU SLIPPERY DEMON!
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YOU'RE PUTTING UP
A GOOD FIGHT.
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YES, YOU ARE!
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WHAT YOU DOING,
MR. KRABS?
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I'M PICKING
NEPTUNE'S POCKET!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
COLD, HARD, FLIPPING CASH!
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IT'S THE MIGHTY MOBY DOLLAR!
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DO YOU SEE HER, BOY?
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I GOT HER--
HERE SHE COMES.
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THAR SHE BLOWS!
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( laughing ):
LOOK, MR. KRABS!
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PENNIES!
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NEVER MIND
THE SMALL CHANGE, LAD.
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GET THE NET.
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THIS ONE?
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NO-- THE MONEY NET.
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IT'S IN ME BACK POCKET.
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WOW! YOU LOOK REAL GOOD
WITH A MOUSTACHE, MR. KRABS.
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NEVER MIND THAT, BOY.
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00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,233
READY THE NET!
233
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,267
NET READY, SIR!
234
00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,402
I DID IT!
235
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,838
( laughing with joy )
236
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:31,905
I FINALLY DID IT!
237
00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,041
CONGRATULATIONS, MR. KRABS.
238
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,275
NO, SPONGEBOB!
239
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,644
DON'T LET IT GO!
240
00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,545
GET IT, SPONGEBOB,
GET IT, GET IT!
241
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,480
COME BACK! HEY, HEY!
242
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,850
Krabs:
NO!
243
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,653
( cash register bell dinging )
244
00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:49,422
THIS'LL MAKE A GREAT
FISH STORY, EH, MR. KRABS?
245
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,792
OH, SPONGEBOB...
246
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,661
YES, MR. KRABS?
247
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,995
YOU'RE FIRED!
248
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,063
( gun fires )
249
00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:03,403
( SpongeBob yelling )
250
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,973
HEY, PLANKTON'S DREAMING
ABOUT BIKINI BOTTOM.
251
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,474
Plankton:
ZAP!
252
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,476
( creatures yelling )
253
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,244
I SEE YOU.
254
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,213
ZAP!
255
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,514
I SEE YOU.
256
00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:15,515
ZAP!
257
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,583
PLANKTON.
258
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,286
I SEE YOU!
259
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,353
ZAP!
260
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,422
( creatures yelling )
261
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,425
OH, LOOK,
IT'S THE KRUSTY KRAB
262
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:28,195
HOME OF THE KRABBY PATTY.
263
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,697
CRUSH!
264
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,633
LICK, LICK!
265
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,068
THIS ISN'T A DREAM.
266
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,236
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
267
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,237
( Gary meows )
268
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,839
( feet squeal )
269
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,741
GARY!
270
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,743
GARY! NO!
271
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,344
( meows )
272
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,847
HERE, KITTY,
KITTY, KITTY.
273
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,581
GARY!
274
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,518
I'VE GOT YOU, GARY.
275
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,519
PEEKABOO!
276
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,554
HERE COMES MY FOOT!
277
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,622
YEAH!
278
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,690
HUH?
279
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,058
YOW!
280
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,727
I THINK
HE'S GOT THE POINT.
281
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:00,894
( laughs )
282
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,029
( air rushing out )
283
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,430
WHOA!
284
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:07,000
( scream grows higher,
then stops )
285
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,237
WELL, I GUESS I'VE GOT
SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, HUH?
286
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,905
NO, NO, NO!
287
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,240
NO, NOT THE FACE!
288
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,574
( yells )
289
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,349
( snoring )
290
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,651
AH, THAT WAS FUN AND ALL
291
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,755
BUT IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK
IN MY OWN DREAM CLOUD.
292
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,190
( grunts contentedly )
293
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,625
Various voices ( echoing ):
SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!
294
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,994
SPONGEBOB!
SPONGEBOB!
295
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,462
SPONGEBOB!
SPONGEBOB!
296
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,997
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
297
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,298
LEAVE ME ALONE.
298
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,399
( voices echoing )
299
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,134
Squidward:
SPONGEBOB,
SPONGEBOB!
300
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,469
STOP!
301
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,805
HEY! WHAT ARE
YOU ALL DOING
IN YOUR PAJAMAS?
302
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,439
ARE WE HAVING
A SLUMBER PARTY?
303
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,076
NO, WE ARE NOT HAVING
A SLUMBER PARTY.
304
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,778
DO US ALL
A FAVOR, SPONGEBOB
305
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,379
AND STAY OUT
OF OUR DREAMS.
306
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:56,249
( all grumbling )
307
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:59,052
DON'T WE GET ENOUGH
OF YOU DURING THE DAY?
308
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,220
( meows angrily )
309
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,289
DOES ANYONE
HAVE A QUARTER?
310
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:22,309
( snoring )
311
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,117
( thunder rumbles )
312
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,484
( thunder crackles )
313
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,652
( yelps )
314
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,823
IT'S RAINING KRABBY PATTIES!
315
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,057
YEAH!
316
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,830
( moaning )
317
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,564
HUH?
318
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:45,966
( stomach growls )
319
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:50,003
A QUICK MIDNIGHT SNACK,
AND THEN IT'S BACK TO BED.
320
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,139
( Gary meows )
321
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,675
AH, SLEEP TIGHT,
MY LITTLE ANGEL.
322
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,010
( snores, meows )
323
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,513
( stairs creak )
324
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,652
AH, HERE IT IS.
325
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:10,390
NOTHING LIKE A SEA-NUT BUTTER
AND JELLYFISH JELLY SANDWICH
326
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,326
TO HELP YOU GET TO SLEEP.
327
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:17,597
( snoring )
328
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:29,877
( "Dance Of the Sugarplum
Fairy" playing )
329
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:33,947
( alarm clock ticking; click;
foghorn blows loudly )
330
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,318
( teeth chattering )
331
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,387
( yelps )
332
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,521
THE FRIDGE!
333
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:46,459
( quavering )
334
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,328
( teeth clatter )
335
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,097
( shudders )
336
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,698
WHOA!
337
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,209
OOP!
338
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,310
( groans )
339
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,280
( teeth clatter )
340
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,055
( meows )
341
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,926
OH, GARY,
I DON'T FEEL LIKE MYSELF.
342
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:19,759
( meows )
343
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,561
DON'T BE SILLY, GARY.
344
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,130
I DON'T GET COLDS.
345
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,464
I GET THE SUDS.
346
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,432
( meows )
347
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,934
NO, GARY... ( sniffles )
348
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,836
IF I HAD THE SUDS, I'D HAVE
BUBBLES COMING OUT OF ME.
349
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,940
( gears up to sneeze,
then sneezes )
350
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,107
( moans exhaustedly )
351
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,442
( meows )
352
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,110
I CAN'T GET THE SUDS
353
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,047
BECAUSE THEN
I'LL HAVE TO MISS WORK.
354
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,348
( sniffles )
355
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,216
( suppresses sneeze )
356
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,451
( meows )
357
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,818
NO, GARY.
358
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,355
I LIKE WEARING
MY UNDERWEAR LIKE THIS.
359
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,691
( Gary meows )
360
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:52,792
I'M NOT SICK.
361
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,427
I'M GOING TO WORK.
362
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,133
( suppresses sneeze )
363
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,070
SPONGEBOB,
WHAT'S HOLDING UP
THOSE PATTIES?
364
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,205
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
365
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,007
SPONGEBOB,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
366
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,976
YOU'RE PALER
THAN A BABY SEA HORSE.
367
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:09,977
( meows )
368
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,411
THE SUDS?
369
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,847
HERE'S THAT PATTY
YOU WANTED, MR. KRABS, SIR.
370
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,317
( gearing up to sneeze )
371
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,256
ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB,
YOU'RE TOO SICK TO WORK.
372
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,193
NO, MR. KRABS, I'M OKAY, HONEST.
373
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,996
NO, NOW GO HOME
AND GET SOME REST.
374
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,397
NOTHING PERSONAL, LAD.
375
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,566
I JUST CAN'T HAVE YOU SNEEZING
ALL OVER MY FOOD.
376
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,035
Customers:
HUH?!
377
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,270
( customers shouting )
378
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,106
NO, WAIT. WAIT!
379
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,773
( screaming )
380
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,376
OH, GARY...
381
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,811
( sniffles )
382
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,746
I FEEL HORRIBLE.
383
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,681
( sneezes )
384
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,519
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING, GARY?
385
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,888
I'VE GOT THE SUDS,
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
386
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,424
( sniffles )
387
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,192
( sneezes )
388
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,429
I BETTER TAKE CARE OF THIS
BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND.
389
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:08,268
( phone cuckoos )
390
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,936
HELLO.
391
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,404
SANDY, I'M SICK.
392
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,441
CAN YOU ESCORT ME
TO THE DOCTOR'S?
393
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,742
OH, SURE, SPONGEBOB
394
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,345
I'LL BE THERE FASTER
THAN A BAREFOOT JACKRABBIT
395
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,114
ON A HOT GREASY GRIDDLE
IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST...
396
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,282
Yeah, Sandy, thanks.
397
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,350
( sneezes )
398
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,485
( doorbell rings )
399
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,919
COMING.
400
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,322
HEY, SPONGEBOB.
401
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,557
GOING SKIING?
402
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,658
I'M SICK, PATRICK.
403
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,193
I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR.
404
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,128
WHAT? OH, YOU CAN'T GO!
405
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,796
WHY NOT, PATRICK?
406
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,499
I KNOW A GUY
WHO KNOWS A GUY
407
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,634
WHO WENT
TO THE DOCTOR ONCE
408
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,272
AND THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE IS
A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PLACE.
409
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,907
IT CAN'T BE
AS HORRIBLE AS THE SUDS.
410
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:48,975
( sneezes )
411
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,877
OH, IT IS, SPONGEBOB!
412
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,981
WELL, FIRST THEY MAKE YOU
SIT IN THE... WAITING ROOM.
413
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,117
IS THAT THE HORRIBLE PART,
PATRICK?
414
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,751
NO, IT GETS WORSE.
415
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,722
THEY MAKE YOU READ
OLD MAGAZINES.
416
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:03,923
( yelps )
417
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,994
THEN THE DOCTOR PULLS OUT
HIS STETHOSCOPE.
418
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,329
NO!
419
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,397
YES!
420
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,732
IT'S A DEVICE
SO SINISTER
421
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,736
SO ICY COLD
WHEN IT TOUCHES
YOUR BARE FLESH
422
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,605
IT... ( hisses )
423
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,273
( shrieks )
424
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,775
NO! NO! NO STETHOSCOPE!
425
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,810
NO DOCTOR!
426
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,844
NO OLD MAGAZINES!
427
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,280
NO... ( hisses ) NO!
428
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,117
PATRICK, I DON'T WANT
TO GO THE DOCTOR.
429
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,818
EXACTLY.
430
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,286
( sneezes )
431
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,789
YOU GOT TO HELP ME
GET BETTER, PATRICK.
432
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:37,957
( sniffles ):
PLEASE?
433
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,128
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE
MY DOCTOR, PATRICK?
434
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,730
WHAT ELSE ARE FRIENDS FOR?
435
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,733
( gears up to sneeze;
sneezes )
436
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,235
IT APPEARS AS THOUGH
437
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,737
WE'LL HAVE TO PLUG UP
THESE HOLES.
438
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,772
THIS OUGHT TO DO
THE TRICK.
439
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:56,943
VOILA.
440
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,711
( starts to sneeze,
then stops )
441
00:17:58,778 --> 00:17:59,746
FEEL BETTER?
442
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,980
I DON'T KNOW.
443
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,883
( sneezes, sneeze
gets stifled )
444
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,152
( sneezes, sneeze
gets stifled )
445
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,419
( sneezes, sneeze
gets stifled )
446
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,221
HELP, I'M SHRINKING.
447
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,523
NO! PLEASE,
DON'T HURT ME!
448
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,192
NO BUBBLES!
449
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,427
PATRICK, YOUR TREATMENT
IS WORKING.
450
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,328
YOU THINK SO?
451
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,596
SURE!
452
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,831
AT THIS RATE
I'LL BE CURED IN NO TIME.
453
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,567
IN FACT, I'M GOING
TO CALL SANDY
454
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,968
AND TELL HER
NOT TO COME.
455
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,403
THANKS, DR. PATRICK.
456
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,706
AND THEY SAID I'D NEVER MAKE
ANYTHING OUT OF MYSELF.
457
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,843
( groans )
458
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,617
MY FINGERS ARE TOO BIG
FOR THE BUTTONS.
459
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:38,918
( sniffles )
460
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,421
DR. PATRICK,
COULD YOU CALL SANDY FOR ME?
461
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:44,857
SURE, PATIENT SPONGEBOB.
462
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,025
( phone cuckoos )
463
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,026
HELLO, SANDY?
464
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,361
HIYA, PATRICK.
465
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,364
I'M CALLING ON BEHALF
OF MY PATIENT, SPONGEBOB.
466
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,432
I'M ON MY WAY OVER
467
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,033
TO TAKE HIM
TO THE HOSPITAL.
468
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,003
UH... UH... THAT WILL
NO LONGER BE REQUIRED.
469
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,105
HE IS IN MY CARE
AS OF TODAY.
470
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,208
WELL, I'M COMING OVER
TO TAKE A LOOK.
471
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,677
I'LL BE OVER THERE
FASTER THAN A BAREFOOT
JACKRABBIT ON A HOT...
472
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,313
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
THE RABBIT.
473
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,580
DON'T BOTHER, SANDY.
474
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,082
SPONGEBOB, QUICK,
SANDY'S COMING.
475
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,051
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE
SURE YOU'RE WELL
476
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,020
OR SHE'LL TAKE YOU
TO THE DOCTOR.
477
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,556
DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE.
478
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,825
SCALPEL, PLEASE.
479
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:22,929
FEELING BETTER?
480
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,030
UH-UH.
481
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,701
FELLING BETTER YET?
482
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,037
NOT REALLY.
483
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,872
HOW...
484
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:33,940
ABOUT...
485
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:34,974
NOW?
486
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,776
( groans ):
I DON'T...
487
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,578
( groans ):
THINK SO.
488
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,314
FEELING BETTER?
489
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,682
NO.
490
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,551
( shrieks )
491
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,585
HOW ABOUT NOW?
492
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,619
NOPE.
493
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,588
( shrieks )
494
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,656
HOW ABOUT NOW?
495
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,657
UH-UH.
496
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,758
( shrieks )
497
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,660
Sandy:
HELLO, SPONGEBOB.
498
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,464
( Gregorian chant plays )
499
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,565
UH-OH, IT'S SANDY.
500
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,632
( sneeze gets
stifled )
501
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,568
Patrick:
THERE'S NO ONE HOME.
502
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,470
PATRICK, YOU
OPEN THIS DOOR.
503
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,871
( sighs )
504
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,240
PATRICK, SOMETIMES
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
505
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,941
( SpongeBob sneezes,
sneeze gets stifled )
506
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:09,976
HEY!
507
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,479
OKAY, PATRICK,
WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?
508
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,482
UH... UH...
HE'S NOT HERE AT THE MOMENT.
509
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,318
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP.
510
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,986
( imitates beep )
511
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,921
OKAY, NOW, TELL ME.
512
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,656
SINCE WHEN DO YOU
HAVE TWO HOUSES?
513
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,926
SINCE I RAN OUT OF SPACE
TO PUT MY STUFF.
514
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,328
UH-HUH, YEP.
515
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,497
SINCE WHEN
DOES YOUR HOUSE HAVE FEET?
516
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,632
THIS IS MY MOBILE HOME.
517
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,034
( SpongeBob sneezes,
sneeze gets stifled )
518
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,536
HIYA, SANDY.
519
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:42,842
HMM, THE DIRT THERAPY
SEEMS TO BE WORKING
JUST FINE.
520
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,512
PATRICK, SPONGEBOB HAS TO SEE
A REAL DOCTOR.
521
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,513
NO, HE DOESN'T!
522
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,014
I'M TAKING CARE OF HIM!
523
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,716
SHOW HER, SPONGEBOB.
524
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,318
SAY "AH."
525
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,552
AH...
526
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,220
( birds tweeting )
527
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,756
( crackling; tweeting stops )
528
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,958
SEE? HE'S EVEN WORSE
THAN I THOUGHT.
529
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,927
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
530
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,194
HE'S FINE.
531
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,996
I'M OKAY, SANDY, REALLY.
532
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,466
( gears up to sneeze )
533
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,667
( sneeze gets stifled )
534
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,370
I'M TAKING YOU
TO THE DOCTOR
RIGHT NOW.
535
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,872
HEY, THAT'S MY PATIENT.
536
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,477
YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM
TO THE DOCTOR'S.
537
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,412
DON'T BE SILLY,
PATRICK.
538
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,448
Patrick:
HE'S MINE.
539
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,983
Sandy:
SPONGEBOB, YOU'LL
BE BETTER SOON.
540
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,018
I'LL SAVE YOU!
541
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:30,757
I'M BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BETTER,
GUYS, REALLY.
542
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,493
( Patrick and Sandy grunt )
543
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,895
NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE, PATRICK.
544
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,063
WHAT I'VE DONE?
545
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,231
EVERYTHING WAS FINE
UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
546
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,934
YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED
FOR IMPERSONATING
A DOCTOR.
547
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,370
HEY, I'M A GOOD DOCTOR.
548
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,471
RIGHT!
549
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,638
HUH?
SPONGEBOB?
550
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,841
I CAN'T STOP NOW!
551
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,810
HELP ME!
552
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,146
SHINY TINES.
553
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:57,283
MR. KRABS!
554
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,485
SPONGEBOB?
555
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,820
STOP, SPONGEBOB!
556
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,254
( yelping )
557
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:05,057
STOP!
558
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,393
OH!
559
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:10,697
( gears up to sneeze )
560
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,765
( sneezes explosively )
561
00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:23,410
WELL, MR. SQUAREPANTS,
IT SEEMS YOU HAVE THE SUDS.
562
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,613
ARE YOU READY
FOR YOUR TREATMENT?
563
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:27,614
( sniffles )
564
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,181
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO MAKE ME
565
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:30,850
READ OLD MAGAZINES,
ARE YOU?
566
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,521
NO, SILLY, YOU GET
THE SPONGE TREATMENT.
567
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,089
OH, HANS.
568
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,597
( SpongeBob whoops )
569
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,433
SpongeBob:
YEAH!
570
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,868
( chuckles ):
THIS TICKLES.
571
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,236
( sniffles )
572
00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,439
I CAN SMELL AGAIN!
573
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:53,840
( whoops )
574
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,442
( cheers )
575
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:56,809
( whoops )
576
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,010
YEAH!
577
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,449
I FEEL AS GOOD AS NEW.
578
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,350
I LOVE THE DOCTOR!
579
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,152
Hans:
HERE'S YOUR LOLLIPOP.
580
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,892
A LOLLIPOP?
581
00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:19,231
HEY, DOC, I GOT THE SUDS, TOO.
582
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,200
OH, YES, DR. PATRICK.
583
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:24,604
WE HAVE A SPECIAL
TREATMENT FOR YOU.
584
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:25,972
( guffaws )
585
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,340
( Patrick guffaws )
586
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,109
Patrick:
HEY, WAIT.
587
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:32,612
OUCH! OOH, THAT HURTS.
588
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,714
WAIT!
589
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,984
HEY, THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT!
590
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,693
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591
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:20,126
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