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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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* OH...
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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( laughs heartily )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )
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and NICKELODEON]
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( growling and grunting )
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IT'S TIME TO GROW MYSELF
LARGE AND WIDE.
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( struggling )
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( grunting slowly builds up )
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( groaning frenziedly )
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( yells )
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( doorbell rings )
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HOWDY, SPONGEBOB.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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NOT TOO CLOSE, SANDY.
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I TEND TO GET SMELLY
WHEN I'M PUMPING IRON.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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WELL, YOU'RE SMELLY.
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ALL THANKS TO MY
STATE-OF-THE-ART WEIGHT SET.
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UH... I DON'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT YOU,
SPONGEBOB
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BUT YOU WON'T SEE
PROGRESS LIFTING THOSE.
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OH, REALLY?
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THAT IS, IF YOU WANT ARMS
LIKE THESE.
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HUH?
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OR THESE.
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OR THESE!
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WELL, MAYBE I COULD USE
A LITTLE HELP.
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WELL, IF YOU WANT ARMS LIKE MINE
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YOU JUST GOT TO FOLLOW
MY TRAINING PROGRAM.
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WOW! REALLY?
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THAT'D BE GREAT, SANDY.
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I CAN SEE ME NOW.
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( humming light tune,
feet landing with thuds )
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GOOD NIGHT, GARY.
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( meows )
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YEAH, THAT WOULD
CHANGE EVERYTHING.
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BE AT MY PLACE
AT 5:00 A.M.
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OH, AND YOU'LL NEED
A WATER HELMET.
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( SpongeBob grunting )
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COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
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IT'S ONLY PUSHUPS.
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COME ON, COME ON,
YOU CAN DO IT.
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( grunting )
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( groaning frenziedly )
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( pop )
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ONE.
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( dings )
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ALL RIGHT, PUT THEM UP.
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( groaning )
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THEY'RE UP.
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DING, DING.
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( panting )
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( panting quickens )
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( richocheting boings )
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FEELING THE BURN?
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I'M FEELING SOMETHING!
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( screams )
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( smack )
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( squeaking )
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WELL, NOW THAT
WE'VE GOT YOU WARMED UP
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IT'S TIME FOR THE ARM CRUNCHER.
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ARM CRUNCHER, GREAT.
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( loud slamming )
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THIS SQUIRREL'S TRYING
TO KILL ME.
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THIS IS IT.
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SpongeBob ( on phone ):
That's great!
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We'll have to do it
again sometime-- bye.
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( dial tone hums )
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THIS WORKING OUT THING
ISN'T WORKING OUT.
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( heartbeat throbbing )
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OW!
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OW!
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OW!
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( gruffly, on TV ):
Hey! Hey, you!
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Wimpy, wimpy,
wimpy.
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"Ooh, I'm a little
peanut worm."
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Are you too much of
a wimp to work out?
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Are you a weakling
built like a sponge?
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Well, now, you, too,
can have muscles.
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HUH?
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WITH ANCHOR ARMS!
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THEY SLIP ON LIKE A GLOVE.
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JUST ADD AIR.
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( air hisses )
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HOW BIG DO YOU WANT THEM?
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NORMAL? VEINY?
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AND FOR THE LADIES... HAIRY.
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( whistles )
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I WAS A WIMP
BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS.
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NOW I'M A JERK,
AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME.
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SO ORDER NOW, WIMP!
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WOW... NOW, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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( meows )
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I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HIM.
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YEAH, I'VE GOT TO GET
TO A PHONE.
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( slurping )
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SpongeBob:
HI, SQUIDWARD.
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( muffled ):
SPONGEBOB?
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( humming )
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( gasps )
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AHOY, MR. KRABS.
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MOTHER-OF-PEARL!
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( all grunting )
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( all gasp )
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OW.
OW.
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HI, GUYS.
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SPONGEBOB, IS THAT YOU?
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WHO ARE YOU
EXPECTING?
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TINY TIM?
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WAIT, WAIT...
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BIG, AREN'T THEY?
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DUDE, YOU'RE RIPPED.
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THANK... YOU.
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I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.
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EXCUSE ME A SECOND.
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YEAH.
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ANYONE FOR THE JUICE BAR?
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I'M TELLING YOU,
HE'S HUGE!
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HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN
SPONGEBOB ANYWHERE?
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YOU MEAN MUSCLEBOB BUFFPANTS?
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HE'S IN THERE.
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UH... WHATEVER.
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THANKS.
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SpongeBob:
I START OFF
WITH 20 RAW EGGS EVERY DAY
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BUT THAT'S JUST ME.
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WORKING OUT IS MY LIFE.
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I REMEMBER WHEN
I USED TO LOOK
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LIKE THAT GUY OVER THERE.
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WHO, ME?
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( others laugh )
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I REMEMBER WHEN I USED
TO LOOK LIKE YOU, TOO.
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( all laugh harder )
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BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
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HERE'S YOUR DRINK, SIR.
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THANK YOU.
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( grunting )
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OOP.
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( grunting )
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( rattling )
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( grunting )
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( slurps )
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YEAH.
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Sandy:
SPONGEBOB?
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WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE MUSCLES?
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I'VE CREATED
MY OWN WORKOUT ROUTINE
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THAT'S GIVING ME
AMAZING RESULTS-- OOPS.
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YEAH, I HAVE NEVER FELT BETTER.
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HECK, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
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WHAT?
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YOUR SECRET WORKOUT--
WHAT IS IT?
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( all inquire at once )
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HMM-- WELL, I, UH...
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FIRST I...
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TAKE MY HAND AND I DO THIS.
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( makes farting noise )
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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DO THESE MUSCLES LIE?
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( all repeat imitation farting )
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I'M GLAD TO SEE
YOU'VE FOUND
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AN EXERCISE PROGRAM
THAT WORKS FOR YOU.
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YEAH, YOUR
WORKOUT ROUTINE
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WASN'T QUITE TOUGH
ENOUGH FOR ME.
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CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THOSE RESULTS.
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WHAT YOU NEED TO DO NOW IS
PUT THOSE MUSCLES TO THE TEST.
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UH... WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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THE MUSSEL BEACH
ANCHOR TOSS
COMPETITION.
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IT'S TODAY.
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HERE'S YOUR DRINK.
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( air deflating )
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HEY, WITH THOSE ARMS,
YOU'LL DO GREAT.
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WELL, I'M NOT SURE.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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RIGHT NOW?
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WAIT, WAIT, SANDY!
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I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A...
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SANDY, WAIT!
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( groaning )
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HERE IT IS-- THE SIGN-IN LIST.
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OH, NO.
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OKAY.
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SANDY...
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( grunting )
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CHEEKS.
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( groaning )
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WAIT, SANDY--
DON'T SIGN JUST YET.
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( frenzied struggling )
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OKAY...
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WAIT!
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SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPANTS.
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( yelling wildly )
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( snaps )
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SpongeBob:
OH, SANDY.
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WAIT!
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IT'S OKAY, SPONGEBOB.
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I ALREADY SIGNED
YOUR NAME IN.
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OH, GREAT.
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THANKS, SANDY.
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Announcer ( over p.a. ):
ARE WE ON?
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WELCOME TO THE GOO LAGOON
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EIGHTH ANNUAL
ANCHOR TOSS COMPETITION.
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( all grunting )
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( knees knocking )
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READY, SPONGEBOB?
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OH, YEAH, SURE, NO PROBLEM.
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( blows frantically )
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CAN I GET SOME MUSTARD ON THAT?
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OH-- FIRST UP, DOM THE WHALE.
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( all cheering )
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200 YARDS!
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Announcer:
WOW! LET'S SEE
AN INSTANT REPLAY.
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AMAZING!
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UP NEXT, LARRY THE LOBSTER.
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( yells )
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( screaming )
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( panting )
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210 YARDS!
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Announcer:
HERE GOES SANDY CHEEKS.
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WHOA...
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YEE-AHH!
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( fearful squealing )
236
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,639
( thud )
237
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,842
510 YARDS!
238
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,243
Announcer:
WOW! FABULOUS.
239
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,711
BEAT THAT,
SPONGEBOB.
240
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:40,948
UP NEXT, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
241
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:46,086
All ( making farting
noises and chanting ):
SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!
242
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:51,859
( struggling, grunting )
243
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,326
OUCH.
244
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:57,631
( audience booing, whistling )
245
00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,200
UH... JUST KIDDING.
246
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,136
( laughter and cheering )
247
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:06,006
THAT SPONGEBOB'S FUNNIER
THAN EARS ON AN ACORN.
248
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,643
OH, THIS IS IT.
249
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:12,045
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO FIND OUT
I'M A FAKE.
250
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,246
I CAN'T GIVE UP.
251
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,648
I'VE GOT TO TRY.
252
00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:15,883
I CAN DO IT!
253
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,417
I'VE GOT ANCHOR ARMS.
254
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,086
I'M NO WIMP.
255
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,021
I'M A JERK!
256
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,390
( blows )
257
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,261
YEAH.
258
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:35,435
( heavy groaning )
259
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,137
( air hisses )
260
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,006
( crowd boos; air hisses )
261
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,842
( air hisses )
262
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,643
All:
OOH.
263
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,146
( air hisses )
264
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,115
( air hisses )
265
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,451
( boinging )
266
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,386
All ( chanting ):
SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!
267
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,260
( screams )
268
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,362
( explosion )
269
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:08,802
( air whistles as arms deflate )
270
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,773
OOH.
271
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,441
I THINK HE LOST.
272
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,844
All ( chanting ):
SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!
273
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,449
( chuckles weakly )
274
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:35,863
SpongeBob:
96... 97... 98...
275
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,098
99... 100.
276
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,166
I WANT A HUNDRED MORE.
277
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,768
IT HURTS.
278
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,771
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...
279
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,740
I THINK WE FINALLY
FOUND AN EXERCISE
FOR YOU, SPONGEBOB.
280
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,041
NINE, TEN...
281
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,343
( pop )
282
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,444
CAN YOU GET THAT?
283
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,095
Squidward:
HAVE I TOLD YOU
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?
284
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:12,232
YOUR TENTACLES, YOUR NOSE,
YOUR EYES...?
285
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,802
A LITTLE LOPSIDED.
286
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,003
THERE.
287
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,270
AH.
288
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:20,073
AND NOW THAT I'VE
BEEN IMMORTALIZED IN WAX
289
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,509
I HAVE CONQUERED
ALL ARTISTIC MEDIA.
290
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:26,146
COME ON, MY PRECIOUS
REFLECTION, SMILE.
291
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,281
( crash )
292
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,884
HIKE, PATRICK, HIKE!
293
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,485
( SpongeBob groaning )
294
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,924
YOU JUST LOST THREE POINTS.
295
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:37,991
ONE...
296
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,092
TWO...
297
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,260
FIVE.
298
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,932
G-7!
299
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,566
G-7?
300
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,935
KING ME, KING ME!
301
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,371
I LOSE!
302
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,273
BUT IT'S NOT TUESDAY, PATRICK.
303
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,474
TARTAR SAUCE!
304
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,843
Squidward:
HEY!
305
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,811
WHAT ARE YOU
INVERTEBRATES DOING?
306
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,948
WE DON'T KNOW.
WE DON'T KNOW.
307
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,251
HEY, PATRICK, DO YOU
KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
308
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,819
UH, YEAH, SQUIDWARD.
309
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:06,619
IT'S...
310
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,490
TIME TO FIND
SOME OTHER GAME TO PLAY.
311
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,293
( laughing )
312
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:17,064
( humming happily )
313
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,365
( old-time music playing )
314
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,432
AH!
315
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,369
NOW WHAT?
316
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,238
WE COULD TOSS THAT
SHELL BACK AND FORTH.
317
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,040
OKAY!
318
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,876
READY!
319
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,010
GO!
320
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,845
I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
321
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,381
I GOT IT,
I GOT IT, I GOT IT!
322
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,916
( statue thumps on floor )
323
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:36,917
HUH?
324
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,318
( mumbles )
325
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,089
REMEMBER, PATRICK,
FINDERS KEEPERS.
326
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,891
THERE IT IS!
327
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,359
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
328
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,061
BONUS POINTS.
329
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,296
UH, PATRICK?
330
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,498
I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH SQUIDWARD.
331
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,633
HE LOOKS UNCONSCIOUS.
332
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,968
DON'T WORRY.
333
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,303
I KNOW
HOW TO DO THIS.
334
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,006
( inhaling deeply )
335
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,141
( breath squeaking out )
336
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,444
( inhaling again )
337
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,486
( buzzing like
deflating balloon )
338
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,654
GET OFF HIM,
PATRICK!
339
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,656
WHAT ARE YOU
WORRIED ABOUT?
340
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,059
HE LOOKS BETTER ALREADY.
341
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,160
BUT HE STILL
FEELS COLD.
342
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,195
WELL, LET'S GO
PUT HIM IN THE WARM.
343
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,964
DO YOU THINK
HE'LL BE OKAY?
344
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,166
YOU KNOW, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
345
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,335
THE PATRICK IS HERE
346
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,571
AND SPONGEBOB,
I KNOW A LOT
347
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:35,375
ABOUT HEAD INJURIES,
BELIEVE...
348
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,944
( snaps fingers )
349
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,011
ME.
350
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,913
HEY, WHAT'S THAT
ON YOUR SHOE?
351
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,014
I DON'T KNOW.
352
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,016
IT KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE...
353
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,151
SQUIDWARD!
SQUIDWARD!
354
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,452
( both yelling )
355
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,320
SpongeBob:
GET HIM OFF ME!
356
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,189
GO AWAY, GO AWAY!
357
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,959
( humming contentedly
as music continues playing )
358
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,500
NO, NO,
THAT PART GOES HERE.
359
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,270
OH, YEAH... YEAH,
TH-THAT'S IT, UH-HUH.
360
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,137
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
361
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,138
WE CAN DO THIS.
362
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,639
IT'S WORKING,
IT'S WORKING.
363
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,640
THIS IS WORKING.
364
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,710
PATRICK, THIS ISN'T WORKING!
365
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,578
LOOK!
366
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,382
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY IT
367
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,650
BUT OUR OLD PAL
SQUIDWARD, HE'S... HE'S...
368
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,219
HE'S PUSHING UP DAISIES.
369
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,121
OH, I THOUGHT
HE WAS DEAD.
370
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:21,955
( door squeaks )
371
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,558
( yells )
372
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,561
( screams )
373
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,397
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
374
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,099
( teeth chattering )
375
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,433
NO!... NO!
376
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,236
WELL, ARE YOU TWO GOING
TO SAY SOMETHING OR...
377
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,637
NO, STAY BACK!
378
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,639
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?
379
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,608
DON'T! DON'T HURT US!
380
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,011
( sobbing ):
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
381
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,279
WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?
382
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,714
( splat )
383
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,749
( screams )
384
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,418
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!
385
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,486
WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON YOU, I'LL...
386
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,722
SpongeBob:
PLEASE, MR. SQUIDWARD GHOST.
387
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,390
SPARE US
YOUR GHOSTLY ANGER!
388
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,758
( kissing )
389
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,628
OH, YES,
MR. SQUIDWARD'S GHOST!
390
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,296
PLEASE
DON'T HAUNT US.
391
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,999
WE'LL DO ANYTHING
YOU WANT.
392
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,267
JUST HAVE
MERCY ON US!
393
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,768
( menacingly ):
ENOUGH.
394
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,137
LISTEN UP!
395
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,739
SQUIDWARD'S
GHOST IS FEELING
396
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,275
UNUSUALLY
GENEROUS TODAY.
397
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,709
HE HATH DECIDED
398
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,746
TO SPARE YE
A HORRIBLE FATE.
399
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,748
( hissing )
400
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,316
ALL YE MUST DO
401
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,418
IS TEND
TO MY EVERY WHIM
402
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,688
AND TICKLE
MY FANCY ON DEMAND.
403
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,057
DOES THAT
INCLUDE...
404
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,124
QUIET!
405
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,393
NOW, DO
AS YOU'RE TOLD
406
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:39,566
LEST YE INCUR THE WRATH
OF SQUIDWARD!
407
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,600
I THINK
THEY MAKE
408
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,734
A CREAM
FOR THAT NOW.
409
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,438
( panting and groaning )
410
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,439
HERE?
411
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,607
TOO HOT.
412
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,677
( huffing and puffing )
413
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,678
HERE?
414
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,413
NO, TOO WET.
415
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,414
KEEP GOING.
416
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,748
KEEP GOING.
417
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,185
HERE?
418
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,486
TOO LOOSE, LAUTREC.
419
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,553
( rim shot )
420
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,358
TOO TIRED...
421
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,228
PERFECT.
422
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,298
HMM, I FEEL... NEEDY.
423
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,301
SLAVES, FETCHETH ME
SOME NOURISHMENT.
424
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,237
ONLY THE FRESHEST,
O SPOOKY ONE.
425
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,340
A GRAPE FRESH FROM THE
VINE, YOUR GHOSTLINESS.
426
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,143
MMM, MMM, MMM!
427
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,078
A BANANA PEELED
TO YOUR LIKING
428
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,279
YOUR INCORPORIALNESS.
429
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,415
MMM...
430
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,282
( gulps )
431
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,283
ONE WATERMELON...
432
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,351
D'OH!
433
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,286
FRESH FROM
THE MANURE FIELD
434
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,187
YOUR SPOOKINESS.
435
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,856
ART THOU NOT PLEASED?
436
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,259
( spitting, sputtering )
437
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,228
ENOUGH OF THAT!
438
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,331
I WANT SOMETHING
ELSE TO EAT NOW.
439
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,167
SOMETHING THAT'S
VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND.
440
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,336
WHAT DO YOU
HUNGER FOR, MASTER?
441
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,338
WHATEVER YOU WANT,
WE'LL FIND IT.
442
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,206
WE'LL FIND IT!
443
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,642
CHERRY PIE.
444
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,776
WHERE'D
YOU GET THAT?
445
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,777
I FOUND IT.
446
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,679
WELL, GO
FIND IT AGAIN!
447
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,384
SPONGEBOB,
GET OVER HERE.
448
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,253
NOW SPIN AROUND.
449
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,420
THAT'S BETTER.
450
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,755
NOW JOG IN PLACE.
451
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,292
SAY "FLANK STEAK."
452
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,526
FLANK STEAK.
453
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,229
I THINK I'M BEGINNING
TO LIKE THIS.
454
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,230
STOP.
455
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,398
( feet squeal )
456
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,433
NOW PLAY ME
AN ELABORATE SONG
457
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,801
WITH THIS!
458
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,172
BUT... THIS IS JUST
A PIECE OF TISSUE PAPER.
459
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,606
OH, MY!
460
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,576
ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE IT
OUR WAY, DON'T WE?
461
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,810
OH, BOO-HOO.
462
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,382
( tries to play song )
463
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,617
I CAN'T DO IT!
464
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,352
WELL, I HOPE
YOU DON'T HAVE
465
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,620
ANY PLANS TONIGHT
466
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,256
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO LEAVE THAT SPOT
467
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,258
TILL I HEAR A SONG.
468
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,733
( crickets chirping )
469
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,738
( rooster crows )
470
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,174
Squidward:
WHAT'S THIS?
471
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,243
NAPPING ON THE JOB?
472
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,446
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
MAKING MUSIC FOR ME.
473
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,781
AS PUNISHMENT
FOR THIS INSOLENCE
474
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,384
SQUIDWARD'S GHOST
COMMANDETH YOU
475
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,753
TO CLEAN OUT
HIS BACK ROOM.
476
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:14,754
I FOUND IT.
477
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,823
I'LL TAKE THAT.
478
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,425
YES, YOUR GHOSTLINESS.
479
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,426
( slurps )
480
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,460
THIS IS FUN.
481
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,298
PATRICK, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
482
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,333
Patrick:
YES.
483
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,467
OKAY, LET'S GO.
484
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,868
PATRICK, ARE YOU COMING?
485
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:29,836
YES.
486
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,304
PATRICK, IT'S THIS WAY.
487
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,305
WHERE?
488
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,473
HERE.
489
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,507
OH! COMING!
490
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,477
HOW ARE WE
GOING TO CLEAN UP
491
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,511
ALL THIS MESS?
492
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,812
IT'S EASY.
493
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,848
JUST TEAR
THIS WALLPAPER OFF.
494
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,283
( guffaws )
495
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,485
OH, LOOK,
YOU MISSED SOME.
496
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,286
OH, LET'S SEE.
497
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,655
IT'S A COMIC BOOK,
AND LOOK AT THIS--
498
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,258
IT'S THE ORIGIN
OF THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.
499
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,825
IT SAYS WHEN HE DIED
500
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,395
THEY USED HIS BODY
AS A WINDOW DISPLAY.
501
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,430
NOW HE HAUNTS
THE SEVEN SEAS
502
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,499
BECAUSE HE WAS
NEVER PUT TO REST.
503
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,701
WELL, DON'T YOU
GET IT, PATRICK?
504
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,370
WE'RE GOING
TO GO SHOPPING?
505
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,437
NO! WE'RE GOING
506
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,339
TO PUT POOR OLD
SQUIDWARD TO REST.
507
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,377
OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
508
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,478
INITIATION.
509
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,579
( giggles )
510
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,514
THAT WAS PART ONE
OF YOUR CEREMONY.
511
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,882
CEREMONY FOR WHAT?
512
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,385
WE'RE GOING
TO PUT YOU TO REST.
513
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,487
I DON'T WANT
TO BE PUT TO REST!
514
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,489
ALL I WANT ARE
THOSE CHORES DONE.
515
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,324
NOW, DID YOU CLEAN
THE BACK ROOM YET?
516
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,325
YEAH.
517
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,593
OH, REALLY?
518
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,760
I'M GOING TO GO CHECK.
519
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:29,929
( screams )
520
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:30,963
OKAY, GET IN.
521
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:31,964
ARE YOU CRAZY?
522
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,400
I'M NOT GETTING IN.
523
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,635
BUT YOU SAID WE COULD
PUT YOU TO REST.
524
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,337
I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
525
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,572
NOW, GET OUT
OF MY HOUSE!
526
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,573
OKAY.
527
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,775
( door closes )
528
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,877
( sighs )
529
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,379
NOW WHAT?
530
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,282
I WROTE
"HERE LIES SQUIDWARD.
531
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,351
YOU MAY NOT
REMEMBER HIM, BUT..."
532
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,452
( screams )
533
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,620
OH, HI, SQUIDWARD.
534
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,288
DOES THIS LOOK
DEEP ENOUGH?
535
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,357
SPONGEBOB,
CUT THAT OUT!
536
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,958
SpongeBob:
OH, LOOK, THE MOURNERS.
537
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,660
OH, SQUIDWARD, WE ALL CAME
538
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,662
AS SOON AS WE WERE
SURE YOU WERE DEAD.
539
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,665
SPONGEBOB, ARE YOU
TRYING TO PUT ME
540
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,066
IN THE NUTHOUSE?
541
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,701
NO, JUST
INTO THIS HOLE.
542
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,737
( groaning )
543
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,904
( sighs )
544
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,007
SPONGEBOB, I HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
545
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,008
( squeals )
546
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,577
YOU'RE BALD?
547
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,078
NO, I'M NOT BALD!
548
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,880
I'M ALIVE!
549
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,615
NOW, GET RID
OF THAT TOMBSTONE
550
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,884
AND TELL ALL YOUR
FRIENDS TO GO HOME.
551
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,353
GO HOME.
552
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,588
( all grumbling )
553
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,890
BUT I...
554
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:31,891
MASTER...
555
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,560
I'M NOT YOUR MASTER.
556
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,462
I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR.
557
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,796
NOW, DO ME A FAVOR
558
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,998
AND STOP DOING ME FAVORS!
559
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,735
AS YOU WISH, MASTER.
560
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,571
D'OH!
561
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,939
BOY, HE REALLY
HAD US FOOLED.
562
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,376
NO, PATRICK,
HE'S THE FOOL.
563
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,077
HE'S A GHOST IN DENIAL.
564
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,480
HE NEEDS US NOW MORE THAN EVER.
565
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,447
YOU'RE RIGHT.
566
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,650
HE REALLY NEEDS TO GET
UP TO THE GREAT BEYOND.
567
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,718
PATRICK,
SAY THAT AGAIN.
568
00:21:58,751 --> 00:21:59,719
THAT AGAIN.
569
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:00,787
NO, THE OTHER THING.
570
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,888
NO, THE OTHER THING.
571
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,590
NO, WHAT YOU SAID
BEFORE WHEN...
572
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,558
NO, WHAT YOU SAID
BEFORE WHEN...
573
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:06,693
NEVER MIND!
574
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:07,860
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
575
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:10,463
NEVER MIND,
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
576
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,433
( somebody exhaling )
577
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,502
SpongeBob
( whispering ):
I CAN'T REACH HIM.
578
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:16,469
Patrick:
BLOW HARDER.
579
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:20,840
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )
580
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,410
Patrick:
THERE HE GOES!
581
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,411
( sniffles )
582
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,812
ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL?
583
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,914
HOW HIGH'S
HE GOING TO GO?
584
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:31,651
ALL THE WAY, PATRICK,
UP TO THE GREAT BEYOND.
585
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:32,652
( sniffles )
586
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,654
GOOD-BYE, FRIEND.
587
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,556
HAPPY TRAILS!
588
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:40,527
( yelling angrily )
589
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,696
YOU'RE WELCOME!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
590
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,167
HE'S ON
THE OTHER SIDE NOW.
591
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,602
YEAH.
592
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:52,071
HE'S IN
A BETTER PLACE.
593
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,041
( sighing )
594
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,748
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
595
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,150
and NICKELODEON]
596
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,815
[Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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