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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,411 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,446 Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,814 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,516 ( louder ): AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,719 * OH... 6 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,788 * WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? * 7 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,790 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,293 * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE. * 9 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,694 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 10 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,097 * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH... * 11 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,364 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 12 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,134 * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. * 13 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,768 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 14 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,704 * READY? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * 15 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,707 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:40,741 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,377 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 18 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,713 ( laughs heartily ) 19 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:49,217 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION ( plays airy tune ) 20 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,718 and NICKELODEON] 21 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,574 ( sighs dreamily ) 22 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:18,246 ( gasps ) 23 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,747 ( grunting ) 24 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:22,883 ( gasps ) 25 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,818 ( grunting ) 26 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:25,753 HMM. 27 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,461 HMM... 28 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,529 I JUST DON'T GET IT. 29 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:38,332 IF A FREE SALAD BAR DOESN'T BRING IN CUSTOMERS 30 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:39,867 WHAT WILL?! 31 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,335 ( humming tune ) 32 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:42,503 Krabs: SQUIDWARD! 33 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,537 UH, UH, YES, SIR? 34 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,806 THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE. 35 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,177 ( gasps ) 36 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,311 A CUSTOMER! 37 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,513 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB! 38 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,884 SPONGEBOB, CATER TO HIS EVERY WHIM 39 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,486 AND DON'T SCREW THIS ONE UP. 40 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,221 AYE, AYE, SIR! 41 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,589 WELCOME ABOARD, SIR. 42 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,425 HERE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN 43 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,760 AND I AM YOUR CABIN BOY. 44 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,596 YOU JUST SAY THE WORD 45 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,432 AND I WILL THROW MYSELF IN THE BRIG. 46 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,733 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 47 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,369 ALL I WANTED WAS CHANGE FOR THE PAY PHONE. 48 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:17,505 AYE, AYE, SIR! 49 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,207 "MONSIEUR'S CHANGEZ." 50 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,909 THANKS. 51 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,477 ( laughs nervously ) 52 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:24,778 HERE YOU GO. 53 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,248 ( sniffs ) 54 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,282 ( cash register rings ) 55 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,883 YEAH! 56 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,721 ( penny clinks ) 57 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:37,191 AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, PROFITS ARE WAY DOWN THIS MONTH. 58 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:39,627 WE NEED A GIMMICK TO BRING IN CUSTOMERS. 59 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,529 DO YOU LUBBERS HAVE ANY IDEAS? 60 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:46,367 I'VE GOT ONE-- A FREE PAIR OF SOCKS WITH EVERY PURCHASE. 61 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,535 UH-UH. 62 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:51,772 OR MAYBE DOUBLE-PATTY MIDNIGHT MADNESS! 63 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,207 OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! 64 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,475 I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! 65 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,344 HOW ABOUT "MOUTHFUL OF CLAMS" DAY? 66 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,613 EVERYONE WHO SHOWS UP WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CLAMS 67 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:00,614 GETS A FREE DRINK. 68 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:01,982 HUH? HUH? 69 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,584 WELL, UH... I WAS THINKING 70 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:07,655 MORE ALONG THE LINES OF LIVE ENTERTAINMENT. 71 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,857 THAT'S IT-- A FLOOR SHOW! 72 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,726 NO, WAIT, A TALENT SHOW 73 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,229 WITH YOUR HOST-- ME! 74 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,598 OH, THIS IS THE MOMENT I'VE... 75 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:21,569 I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN DREAMING OF. 76 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:22,870 THINK OF IT, MR. KRABS 77 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,339 YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING CULTURE 78 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:26,674 INTO THIS CULTURAL WASTELAND 79 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,442 WE CALL BIKINI BOTTOM. 80 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:31,512 ( quietly ): AND NOT TO MENTION THE MONEY. 81 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,414 THE MONEY? 82 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:34,982 AND I CAN SEE IT NOW. 83 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:38,652 YOUR DAUGHTER, PEARL-- HER NAME UP IN LIGHTS. 84 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:41,455 LITTLE PEARLIE-- A STAR? 85 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,590 HOPPING CLAMS! 86 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,757 A TALENT SHOW! 87 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:44,792 I'M TALENTED! 88 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,494 I'D BETTER CALL THE FOLKS. 89 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,562 SQUIDWARD, YOU'VE GOT A DEAL. 90 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:51,865 MAKE MY LITTLE GIRL A STAR. 91 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,470 HEY, SQUIDWARD, WHAT TIME AM I GOING ON? 92 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:57,371 GOING ON WHAT? 93 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,572 THE SHOW! 94 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,374 WHEN AM I GOING ON THE SHOW? 95 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,675 I HAVE A GREAT ACT. 96 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:05,245 WHAT TALENT COULD YOU POSSIBLY POSSESS? 97 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:11,552 ( blowing ) 98 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:21,295 ( shoes tapping ) 99 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:22,330 TA-DAH! 100 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,698 ( yawns ) 101 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:28,035 NO ONE, NOT EVEN YOUR PARENTS, WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT. 102 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:34,442 WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT IS CULTURE, NOT DANCING BUBBLES. 103 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:35,643 OKAY, I GET IT. 104 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,810 DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. 105 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,880 I'M GOING TO COME UP WITH THE MOST CULTURED ACT EVER! 106 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,816 ( sarcastically ): I CAN HARDLY WAIT. 107 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:47,321 PHEW! THE ONLY CULTURE THAT GUY HAS IS IN HIS TENNIS SHOES. 108 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:50,090 HA, HA! TENNIS SHOES-- HA, HA! 109 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,725 I CRACK MYSELF UP. 110 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,827 WE ARE LIVE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB TALENT SHOW 111 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,396 FEATURING THE FINEST TALENT... 112 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,899 WOW! A FULL HOUSE. 113 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,834 ( gasps ): THERE'S MOM AND DAD. 114 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,736 THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO PROUD! 115 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:06,774 HELLO, I'M MR. KRABS, AND I LIKE MONEY. 116 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:07,441 I GOT TO GET READY. 117 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,377 Squidward: LISTEN UP, PEOPLE 118 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,378 LISTEN UP. 119 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,580 GATHER AROUND, EVERYONE. 120 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,348 NOW, YOU MAY BE THINKING 121 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,884 THIS IS YOUR ONE SHOT AT THE BIG TIME. 122 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,686 WELL, IT'S NOT. 123 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,454 IT'S MINE. 124 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:24,124 HEY, SQUID, HOW ABOUT THIS FOR THE SHOW? 125 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:28,362 THE AMAZING MR. ABSORBENCY! 126 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:29,997 ( sucking water ) 127 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,434 WHOA! 128 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,835 TA-DAH! 129 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,405 TA-DAH! 130 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:40,974 NO ONE IS GOING TO WANT TO SEE YOU ENGORGE YOURSELF. 131 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,646 PLEASE, SQUIDWARD, LET ME BE IN THE SHOW. 132 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:49,783 I'LL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING, ANYTHING! 133 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,785 SO, YOU REALLY WANT TO BE IN THE SHOW? 134 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:53,020 OH, YES! 135 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,723 OKAY, YOU GET TO MOP UP AFTERWARDS. 136 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:58,792 NOW, WILL YOU STOP BUGGING ME? 137 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:04,064 SO, THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE-- THE BIG TIME. 138 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:08,001 WITH THIS MOP, I SHAPE MY DESTINY! 139 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:12,005 ( applause ) 140 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,807 ( clears throat ) 141 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,976 GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME 142 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:20,714 TO THE FIRST ANNUAL SQUIDWARD TENTACLES TALENT SHOW 143 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:23,083 SPONSORED BY THE KRUSTY KRAB 144 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,453 HOME OF THE KRABBY PATTY 145 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,788 BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WOULD GIVE IT A HOME. 146 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:28,822 ( rimshot; Patrick guffawing ) 147 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,692 ( laughing ) 148 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,627 UH... THANK YOU. 149 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:39,166 OUR NEXT ACT IS LIVING PROOF THAT NEPOTISM IS ALIVE AND WELL. 150 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:44,738 ( laughing uproariously ) 151 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:45,873 NEPOTI... 152 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:46,940 ( laughing ) 153 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,842 HA... THANK YOU. 154 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,811 PUT YOUR FINS TOGETHER FOR... 155 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:55,483 ( laughing ) 156 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:56,850 PUT YOUR... 157 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,119 ( Patrick laughing ) 158 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,120 PUT... 159 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,989 ( Patrick laughing ) 160 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,223 PEARL! 161 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,158 HOORAY! 162 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:10,698 MY LITTLE GIRL IS FINALLY A STAR! 163 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,232 GIVE ME A K-R-U... 164 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,835 ( Pearl pounds floor, audience cries out ) 165 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,070 GIVE ME A S-T-Y... 166 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,672 ( crying out ) 167 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:20,908 KRUSTY KRAB! 168 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,175 ( crying out ) 169 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,612 KRUSTY KRAB! 170 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,146 ( crying out ) 171 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,181 KRUSTY KRAB!! 172 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,783 NOW, THAT'S TALENT! 173 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:30,651 ( loud crash ) 174 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,486 THANK YOU! 175 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,822 MY LEGS! 176 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:35,856 ( audience groaning ) 177 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,725 THANK YOU! 178 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,059 ( giggling ): THANK YOU. 179 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,062 ( yelps ) 180 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,532 HEY, SQUIDWARD, LISTEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 181 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:45,533 WHEN I MOP 182 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,900 SHOULD I GO FORWARD AND BACK? 183 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,670 NO, NO, WAIT-- SIDE TO SIDE. 184 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,871 ( crash ) 185 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:54,107 AND NOW, POETRY... 186 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,910 BY... GARY. 187 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,946 ( clears throat ) 188 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,750 ( meowing ) 189 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:03,884 ( sighs dreamily ) 190 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,954 HE HAS SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS. 191 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,255 ( meowing slowly ) 192 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,023 COME ON, COME ON, GINSBERG. 193 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,825 IF HE DOESN'T HURRY IT UP 194 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:14,528 WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR THE BEST ACT-- ME! 195 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:19,733 SQUIDWARD, SHOULD I USE MR. CLEANSER OR DR. CLEAN? 196 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,201 YES. 197 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,771 ( applause ) 198 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,974 I, THE AMAZING PLANKTON 199 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,910 WITH THE USE OF PRESTIDIGITATION 200 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:34,948 WILL MAKE A KRABBY PATTY DISAPPEAR BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES. 201 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:38,351 FIRST, I'LL NEED A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE. 202 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,324 NICE TRY. 203 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,126 YOUR ACT'S OVER, BUB. 204 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,229 YOU MAY WIN THIS TIME. 205 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,998 SHEE-AH KAZING! 206 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,035 WELL, THIS STINKS. 207 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,205 ( audience booing ) 208 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:02,142 Audience: GET OUT! GET OFF THE STAGE! 209 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,911 SQUIDWARD! 210 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,613 THIS SHOW IS A DISASTER! 211 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:06,880 YOU'RE RUINING ME! 212 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,282 NOW, NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY, MR. KRABS. 213 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,219 I'VE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST-- YOU'LL SEE. 214 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:15,155 FOR YOUR SAKE, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 215 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,891 Squidward: AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 216 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,661 THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 217 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,631 WE'VE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST. 218 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:29,970 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE INCOMPARABLE SQUIDWARD! 219 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:38,378 ( applause, horns playing dramatic fanfare ) 220 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:43,884 ( light orchestral melody playing, bird chirping, Squidward spurts rhythmically) 221 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:50,824 ( hard-driving synthesized music playing, Squidward gurgling ) 222 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,092 WHAT THE...? 223 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,961 ( babbling rhythmically ) 224 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,999 ( audience booing ) 225 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,935 I'M LOSING MONEY ON THIS DEAL. 226 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,372 IT'S WORTH EVERY PENNY. 227 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,208 ( booing ) 228 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,711 YOU BOTTOM FEEDERS! 229 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,080 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW TALENT! 230 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:17,951 Audience ( chanting ): NO TALENT! NO TALENT! NO TALENT! NO TALENT! 231 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:21,254 HEY, SQUIDWARD, CAN I GO ON NOW? 232 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,657 YEAH, SHOW'S OVER. 233 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:29,029 ( booing continues ) 234 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:29,963 ( booing stops ) 235 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,064 HEY, YEAH! 236 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,866 THAT'S REALLY NOT TOO BAD. 237 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,901 I LIKE THAT. 238 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,335 ALL RIGHT! 239 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:39,106 ( cheering and applause ) 240 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,141 ( cheering and applause stops ) 241 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,712 ( loud cheering and applause ) 242 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,947 THEY WANT AN ENCORE. 243 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,183 STAND ASIDE, SPONGEBOB. 244 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,919 ( loud cheering ) 245 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,420 ( cheering stops ) 246 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,356 ( groaning ) 247 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:04,031 ( loud cheering and applause ) 248 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,866 ( cheering stops ) 249 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,405 ( cheering ) 250 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,407 ( cheering stops ) 251 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,409 ( cheering ) 252 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,477 ( cheering stops ) 253 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:21,014 ( cheering ) 254 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,449 ( cheering stops ) 255 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:33,861 ( cheering ) 256 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,295 YOU DID IT, SQUIDWARD! 257 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,898 WHAT A GREAT SHOW! 258 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,733 OH, MY SON'S A STAR. 259 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,035 WHO EVER KNEW HE HAD SUCH TALENT? 260 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,005 I'LL BE NEEDING ANOTHER WHEELBARROW 261 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,007 FOR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW! 262 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,041 ( groans ) 263 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,409 ( cheering ) 264 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,011 ( camera shutters clicking ) 265 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,293 Narrator ( in French accent ): AH, THE KRUSTY KRAB-- 266 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,029 EVERYONE ENJOYING THEIR KRABBY PATTIES. 267 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,064 ( screaming ) 268 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,766 HUH?! WHAT'S THIS? 269 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,068 ( screaming continues ) 270 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,375 CAN YOU SPOT HER, MR. SQUIDWARD? 271 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,245 DOWN THERE, SIR! 272 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:29,149 THERE APPEARS TO BE A KRABBY PATTY-NAPPING IN PROGRESS. 273 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,020 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE CULPRIT... 274 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,354 PLANKTON! 275 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:38,258 Plankton: FINALLY, VICTORY IS MINE. 276 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,893 I WIN, I WIN! 277 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,194 I WIN! 278 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,195 ( laughing ) 279 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,997 HE GOT AWAY, SIR. 280 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,166 NO! 281 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,302 HE'S FINALLY STOLEN ME SECRET RECIPE. 282 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:53,073 PERHAPS NOT, MONSIEUR KRABS, FOR IT'S... 283 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,843 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 284 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,485 AHA! 285 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,326 HEY! 286 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,538 OKAY, THAT'S FAR ENOUGH. 287 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,573 HUH? 288 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,209 TARTAR SAUCE! 289 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,955 YEE-HAW! 290 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,998 HAVE YOU SEEN A KRABBY PATTY? 291 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,599 IT'S ABOUT THIS TALL, AND... 292 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,003 WOW, A MAGIC SHOP. 293 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,105 ARE YOU A MAGICIAN? 294 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,073 ONE TIME I SAW THIS MAGICIAN 295 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,175 AND HE DID THIS THING, AND... 296 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,044 ANYWAY, AND THEN HE TOLD US 297 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,947 "IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF 298 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,117 "AND WITH A TINY PINCH OF MAGIC 299 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:13,520 ALL YOUR DREAMS CAN COME TRUE." 300 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,222 ( screams ) 301 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,124 I CAN'T TAKE IT! 302 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,458 PLANKTON, IT'S YOU! 303 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,161 YES, AND AFTER ALL THESE YEARS 304 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,331 I THOUGHT I WAS THE MASTER OF TORTURE. 305 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,434 BUT THAT. THAT JUST WASN'T FAIR. 306 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,435 HERE! 307 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,970 TAKE THE STUPID PATTY. 308 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:33,106 I DON'T WANT THE SECRET RECIPE ANYWAY. 309 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:38,211 I GUESS MY RESTAURANT WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS THE KRUSTY KRAB. 310 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,915 ( crying ): YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A LOSER. 311 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,084 ( sobbing ) 312 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,319 AW... CHEER UP, PLANKTON. 313 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,088 I THINK YOU'RE A WINNER. 314 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:52,926 WHAT... WHAT DID YOU SAY? 315 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,161 I SAID YOU'RE A... 316 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,229 Others: LOSER! 317 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,130 HOW DOES IT FEEL 318 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,531 TO BE THE MOST HATED THING 319 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,533 IN BIKINI BOTTOM, PLANKTON? 320 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,435 IT HURTS, DOESN'T IT? I KNOW. 321 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,504 YEAH, AND FOR RUNNING YOU OUT 322 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,373 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS KID 323 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,641 HONORARY TOWN ROOKIE OF THE DAY. 324 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,478 * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD ROOKIE * 325 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,147 * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD ROOKIE 326 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:19,619 * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD ROOKIE... * 327 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:24,224 SpongeBob: I BET IF HE HAD JUST ONE FRIEND HE WOULDN'T BE SUCH A MEANIE. 328 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,228 ( cheering ) 329 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,663 * WHICH NOBODY... WHATEVER. 330 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,270 ( knock at door ) 331 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,571 A CUSTOMER? 332 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:44,377 OUR SPECIAL TODAY IS CHUM... BALAYA. 333 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,345 HI, MR. PLANKTON. 334 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,579 HAVEN'T YOU DEGRADED ME 335 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,647 ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY? 336 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,648 NO. 337 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,083 I MEAN... 338 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,985 I WANT YOU TO COME OUT AND PLAY WITH ME. 339 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,286 WHA...? 340 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,523 PLAY... WITH... ME... 341 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,426 YOU KNOW HOW TO INDUCE THERMONUCLEAR FUSION? 342 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,194 NO, BUT I LIKE TO GO... 343 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,630 THAT NAIVE CUBE! 344 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,232 HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER THIS? 345 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,035 Computer: You're not letting him leave, are you? 346 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,436 Can't you see? 347 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,039 This is the perfect opportunity for revenge. 348 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,040 ELABORATE. 349 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,042 Befriend the sponge bath 350 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,545 then, when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty! 351 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,581 TAKE... THE KRABBY PATTY. 352 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,117 Get moving, genius, don't let him get away! 353 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,219 ...WITH MY FRIENDS IN JELLYFISH FIELDS. 354 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:29,789 ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB, I'LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAME. 355 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,790 RIGHT! 356 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,325 LAST ONE TO THE FIELDS 357 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,626 IS A ROTTEN CLAM! 358 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,397 SO, I GET THE BIG NET 359 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,199 AND YOU GET THE LITTLE NET. 360 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,234 WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE EAT THEM? 361 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,404 YOU DON'T EAT THEM, YOU CATCH THEM, LIKE THIS. 362 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,773 * LA, LA, LA, LA-LA, LA, LA, LA, LA-LA. * 363 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,075 LIKE THAT. 364 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,076 AND? 365 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,477 THEN YOU THROW THEM BACK-- 366 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,544 WATCH OUT FOR STINGERS. 367 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,446 STINGERS? 368 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,484 ( screaming ) 369 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,821 ALL KNEES WILL BOW TO PLANKTON. 370 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,390 HAIL, PLANKTON! 371 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,692 I WIN, I WIN! 372 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,761 IT'S NOT ABOUT WINNING, IT'S ABOUT FUN. 373 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,763 WHAT'S THAT? 374 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,166 FUN IS WHEN YOU... 375 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,634 FUN IS... 376 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,768 IT'S LIKE... 377 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,337 IT'S KIND OF... 378 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,072 SORT OF LIKE A... 379 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,274 WHAT IS FUN? 380 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,376 LET ME SPELL IT FOR YOU: 381 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,179 * "F" IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER * 382 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,249 * "U" IS FOR YOU AND ME 383 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,751 * "N" IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL * 384 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,188 All: * DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA. * 385 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,325 * "F" IS FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN. * 386 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,361 * "U" IS FOR URANIUM... BOMBS * 387 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,697 * "N" IS FOR NO SURVIVORS WHEN YOU... * 388 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,401 PLANKTON, THOSE THINGS AREN'T WHAT FUN IS ALL ABOUT. 389 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,637 NOW, DO IT LIKE THIS: 390 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,239 * "F" IS FOR FRIENDS WHO... 391 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,440 NEVER! 392 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,408 THAT'S COMPLETELY IDIOTIC. 393 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,444 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. 394 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,513 * "F" IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER * 395 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,848 * "U" IS FOR YOU AND ME... * 396 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,616 TRY IT! 397 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,553 * "N" IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL * 398 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,356 * DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA. * 399 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,558 WAIT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS-- 400 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,293 I FEEL ALL TINGLY INSIDE. 401 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,428 SHOULD WE STOP? 402 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,365 NO, THAT'S HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL. 403 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,867 WELL, I LIKE IT-- LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 404 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,569 SpongeBob: OKAY! 405 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,238 Both: * "F" IS FOR FROLIC THROUGH ALL THE FLOWERS * 406 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,308 * "U" IS FOR UKULELE 407 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,478 * "N" IS FOR NOSE PICKING, SHARING GUM AND SAND LICKING * 408 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,314 * HERE WITH MY BEST BUDDY. 409 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,783 ( both laughing in time with music ) 410 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,692 ARGH... MUTINY. 411 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,461 Plankton: AND AFTER THAT 412 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,398 WE FROLICKED THROUGH THE FLOWERS AND THEN WE... 413 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,799 Sounds like fun. 414 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,734 THE REALLY FUN PART WAS WHEN WE... 415 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,369 Where's the Krabby Patty? 416 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,570 UH, THE WHAT? 417 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,506 The Krabby Patty, remember? 418 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,708 YOU CAN'T RUSH THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW. 419 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,576 Remember the mission. 420 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,611 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 421 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,313 You're going native. 422 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,414 Look at yourself. 423 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,715 WHAT? 424 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,620 I HAVEN'T SEEN PLANKTON FOR A WHILE. 425 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,555 HE MUST BE SCHEMING. 426 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,457 WHO KNOWS? MAYBE HE'S CHANGED. 427 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,625 WHO KNOWS? 428 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,660 I THINK YOU KNOW! 429 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,830 HE'S CHANGED, I TELL YOU. 430 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,765 SPONGE BUDDY? 431 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,200 YOO-HOO! 432 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,236 PLANKTON BUDDY, LET'S GO. 433 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,838 I FORGOT THIS IS A NO-FRIENDS ZONE. 434 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,906 SPONGEBOB... 435 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,609 MAY I SPEAK TO YOU IN PRIVATE? 436 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,946 YOU WON'T MIND IF I SET THIS HERE, WILL YOU? 437 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,916 WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT, MR. KRABS? 438 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,285 HE'S A THIEF-- 439 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,354 LOOK AT THE LUST IN HIS EYE, HE'S... 440 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,689 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT OUR FRIENDSHIP? 441 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,224 HE'S JUST AFTER ME RECIPE. 442 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,292 I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU. 443 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,495 ARGH, YOU MUST BE HUNGRY 444 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,497 AFTER THAT LONG WALK OVER HERE. 445 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,932 OH, YES, BUT I'M SAVING MY APPETITE 446 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,402 FOR SOME POPCORN AT THE MOVIES. 447 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,504 UH... SUIT YOURSELF. 448 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,776 WE'VE HAD ENOUGH 449 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,678 OF YOUR LITTLE TESTS, MR. KRABS. 450 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,314 COME ON, PLANKTON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 451 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,782 MAYBE THE LAD WAS RIGHT. 452 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,550 MAYBE PLANKTON'S GONE STRAIGHT. 453 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,854 AND MAYBE SCALLOPS WILL FLY OUT OF MY PANTS! 454 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,757 HANG ON THERE, LADDIE, I'M A-COMIN'! 455 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,694 ( movie soundtrack playing ) 456 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,271 ( squishing ) 457 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,707 I SURE LIKE SEQUELS, PLANKTON. 458 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,710 HEY, BUBBLE BASS, YOU'RE SITTING ON MY FRIEND. 459 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,745 ( squishing ) 460 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,515 HEY, BUBBLE BASS... 461 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,851 THANKS FOR THAT, FRIEND. 462 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:52,885 SURE THING. 463 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:53,920 Krabs: LISTEN UP! 464 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,723 MR. KRABS? 465 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,325 HE'S DECEIVING YOU! 466 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:02,362 REACH INTO HIS POCKET NOW AND TAKE WHAT HE'S GOT! 467 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,999 YOU, TOO, BOY! 468 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,536 ( gasps ) 469 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,404 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 470 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,539 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 471 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,973 WHAT IS IT, THEN? 472 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,975 TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE HERE. 473 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,810 I... I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 474 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,580 ( sobbing ): HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT? 475 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,849 OKAY, OKAY, I SEE IT. 476 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,952 IT'S A KRABBY PATTY, OKAY? 477 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,421 I COULDN'T HELP IT. 478 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,557 BUT WE SANG THE FUN SONG. 479 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,892 I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK. 480 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,427 HOW LONG? 481 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,962 HOW LONG WHAT? 482 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,665 HOW LONG WERE YOU PLANNING ON DOING THIS?! 483 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,801 TELL ME! 484 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,770 ( crying ) 485 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,704 WHAT?! 486 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,039 ALL RIGHT, IT'S TRUE! 487 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:50,042 I TRICKED YOU TO GET THE KRABBY PATTY! 488 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,879 BUT THEN YOU SHOWED ME FRIENDSHIP... 489 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:57,417 AND NOW I REALIZE... 490 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,951 THAT'S ALL I EVER REALLY WANTED. 491 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,120 REALLY? 492 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,655 NO, NOT REALLY. 493 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,357 BEING EVIL IS TOO MUCH FUN! 494 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:07,694 Oh, darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart. 495 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,528 ( ripping ) 496 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,999 MR. KRABS, HE'S GONE. 497 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,801 HE GOT THE PATTY. 498 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,803 HE WON. 499 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,639 HO-HO, NO, HE DIDN'T, BOY! 500 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,841 DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEHIND THESE SCREENS? 501 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,510 SOLID CONCRETE! 502 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,011 ( laughing ) 503 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,547 ( groaning ) 504 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,782 I'M SORRY, MR. KRABS 505 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,851 I THOUGHT PLANKTON HAD CHANGED. 506 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,553 DON'T BLAME HIM, LAD. 507 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,021 NO FRIENDSHIP CAN WITHSTAND 508 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,690 THE ALLURE OF A KRABBY PATTY. 509 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,427 NOW, LET'S GO BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB 510 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,695 AND HAVE A FRESH ONE, ON ME! 511 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,030 AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS. 512 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,665 WELL, MAYBE AT A DISCOUNT. 513 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,737 HUH? 514 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,973 ( screaming ) 515 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,713 [Captioning sponsored by THE and NICKELODEON] 516 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,947 [Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 33602

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