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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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* OH...
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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( laughs heartily )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )
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and NICKELODEON]
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( sizzling )
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( loud buzzing )
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( all pop to life
and commence buzzing )
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( pop )
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( buzzing )
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Krabs:
SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!
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WAKE UP, BOY!
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YOU'RE BURNING
ME MONEY!
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( alarm sounds,
SpongeBob yelps )
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MR. KRABS, WHAT DO WE DO?
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HERE, USE THIS.
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( grunts )
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( clang )
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( flames whoosh )
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( both whine in fear )
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( blowing frantically )
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( teeth chattering )
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( imitating fire alarm )
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( gurgling )
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HOORAY!
HOORAY!
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( steam whistling )
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( sizzles )
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SPONGEBOB, COME
INTO ME OFFICE.
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WHAT'S WRONG, BOY?
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WELL, I...
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THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME
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I'VE HAD TO SCRAPE YOU
OFF OF SOMETHING.
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WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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WE NEED TO GET YOU
THINKING ABOUT WORK.
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NO OFFENSE, MR. KRABS,
BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING
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ABOUT GIVING UP
MY COLD INDUSTRIAL LIFE
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IN FAVOR OF
A MORE NATURAL
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AND FREE LIFE
AMONG THE JELLYFISH.
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( laughs heartily )
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( laughter echoes )
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AH... SPONGEBOB,
YOU WOULDN'T LAST
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EVEN ONE DAY
IN THE WILD.
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THIS IS YOUR
NATURAL HABITAT.
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THIS IS YOUR
WIDE-OPEN RANGE.
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THESE ARE
YOUR AMBER WAVES.
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AND THIS... OH, THIS
IS YOUR GOLDEN SCEPTER
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WITH WHICH YOU RULE!
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THAT'S BETTER THAN NASTY OLD
JELLYFISH, RIGHT, SPONGEBOB?
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SPONGEBOB?
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OH, I CAN TOO
LAST MORE THAN ONE DAY.
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I'LL SHOW HIM.
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AW, BARNACLES!
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SPONGEBOB, WAIT.
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( screams )
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OH, HE'LL BE BACK,
ALL RIGHT.
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HE'LL BE BACK.
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AND, SQUIDWARD
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I WANT YOU TO HAVE
MY CAN OPENER.
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AND I THOUGHT
THIS FRIENDSHIP
WOULD NEVER PAY OFF.
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ARE... ARE... ARE...
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO GIVE ME THIS MAYONNAISE?
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IT'S ALL YOURS.
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AND THESE
OLD PHONE BOOKS?
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ALL YOURS, OLD FRIEND.
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PATRICK, THERE IS
ONE MORE THING
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I WANT YOU TO HAVE.
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( gasps )
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( panting with excitement )
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OL' RELIABLE?!
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( sobs )
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HOWDY, Y'ALL.
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HEY, SPONGEBOB, YOU
HAVING A GARAGE SALE?
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NO, SANDY, I'M GIVING UP
MY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS
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TO LIVE IN THE WILD
WITH THE JELLYFISH.
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SPONGEBOB, OF
ALL THE CRAZY SCHEMES
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE
AMONG THE JELLYFISH?
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THEY'RE COLD AND MEAN
AND NONE TOO BRIGHT.
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OH, SANDY, THAT'S EXACTLY
THE RESPONSE I WOULD EXPECT
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FROM SOMEONE WHO LIVES
THE SHAM OF A LIFE
I ONCE LIVED.
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I'LL PROVE I DON'T NEED
THIS STUFF TO BE HAPPY.
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MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL
WISE UP AND JOIN ME.
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GOOD-BYE.
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( pop )
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I WON'T BE NEEDING THESE.
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BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ...
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HE TOOK OFF
HIS PANTS.
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I'LL GIVE HIM
A WEEK.
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I'LL GIVE HIM
11 MINUTES.
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PATRICK SAD!
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I'M HOME.
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I'M HOME! I'M HOME!
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I'M HOME, I'M HOME, I'M HOME,
I'M HOME, I'M HOME, I'M HOME
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I'M HOME, I'M HOME!
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( sudden buzzing )
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BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
WAIT FOR ME.
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( buzzing )
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BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ.
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OKAY, I'M HERE.
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WAIT, I JUST GOT HERE.
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MY JELLYFISH INSTINCTS
TELL ME TO GO...
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( slurps )
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( pops )
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THAT WAY.
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* BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ,
BUZZ, BUZZ... *
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( jellyfish buzzing )
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( chomping )
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( gags )
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MMM, THIS IS THE LIFE.
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HEY, EVERYBODY,
BUZZ, BUZZ.
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BUZZ TO YOU.
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BUZZ, BUZZ.
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NICE CURRENT TODAY.
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HEY, WHAT'S THE BUZZ?
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HELLO, I'M JELLYBOB--
AND YOU ARE...?
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( electricity crackles )
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UH... NICE TO MEET YOU.
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( sniffing )
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MMM.
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HERE, PATRICK,
HAVE A KRABBY PATTY.
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( choking up )
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THERE HE IS, PATRICK.
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SAY YOUR LINE.
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"WHY, THANK YOU, SANDY.
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"I WOULD LOVE ONE.
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"(TAKE PATTY).
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"TOO BAD SPONGEBOB
ISN'T HERE.
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"THESE ARE HIS FAVORITES.
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"I SURE WISH HE'D COME HOME.
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(TAKE BITE)."
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I CAN'T DO IT!
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SPONGEBOB!
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COME BACK!
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PATRICK, I'M NOT COMING HOME.
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I MISS YOU.
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SANDY MISSES YOU.
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EVEN SQUIDWARD MISSES YOU.
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WHOOPEE!
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( party music playing )
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I'M HAPPY HERE.
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THIS IS MY HOME NOW.
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( Sandy grunting )
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( sobbing )
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SPONGEBOB!
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( buzzing )
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HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M BACK.
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I THINK I'M GETTING
THE HANG OF THIS.
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( panting heavily )
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PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND,
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A TROPHY.
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I EVEN PICKED OUT
THIS NICE JAR FOR YOU.
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PATRICK, GO HOME.
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I'M A JELLYFISH NOW.
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( gurgling cry )
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( panting )
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WOW!
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( continues gurgling cry)
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Patrick:
I CAN SEE YOU
THERE.
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I STILL SEE YOU.
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YOU'RE GOING
TO LOOK GOOD
ON MY MANTEL.
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FRIENDS FOREVER,
SPONGEBOB!
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( panting slowing down )
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AHH.
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I GOT YOU NOW, SPONGEBOB.
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( straining )
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PATRICK, NO!
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( SpongeBob panting,
Patrick yelling)
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( grunting )
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OKAY!
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SO THIS IS THE WAY
IT'S GOING TO BE.
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I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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( groans )
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WELL, THAT'S OVER.
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BACK TO JELLYFISH MATTERS.
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( drip )
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MMM, JELLY.
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( buzzing )
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AH, MY JELLYFISH BRETHREN
ARE RETURNING.
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GREETINGS, COMRADES.
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( electricity crackles.
SpongeBob screams )
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( screaming )
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OW! OOH! OW! OW!
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BEING A JELLYFISH SURE IS FUN.
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BUZZ... BUZZ...
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( crack )
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BUZZ.
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( shivering )
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( pop )
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( resumes shivering )
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HEY!
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EW, I'M ITCHY.
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ITCHY-- WHY AM I SO ITCHY?
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( screams )
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POISON SEA URCHINS.
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OW, OW, ITCH, ITCH,
ITCH, ITCH, OW
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OOH, OW, OW, OW, ITCH, ITCH,
ITCH, ITCH, ITCH, ITCH...
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BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ
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BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ,
BUZZ, BUZZ
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BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ
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BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ,
BUZZ, BUZZ...
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( thud )
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( muffled ):
KRABBY PATTIES.
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BUZZ...
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( sniffs )
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BUZZ...
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( sniffs )
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SANDY...
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BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ...
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( sniffs )
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BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ...
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WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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I HAD A GREAT LIFE AND FRIENDS,
AND I GAVE ALL OF THAT UP.
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All:
WELCOME HOME, SPONGEBOB!
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YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
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I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
231
00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:15,300
AH, QUIT YOUR BLUBBERING
AND HAVE A KRABBY PATTY.
232
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,900
DON'T MIND
IF I DO.
233
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:18,567
AND I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK
234
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,600
FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING.
235
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:22,600
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
236
00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:25,267
SPONGEBOB, DO US
ALL A FAVOR...
237
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,433
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
238
00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:28,900
( snaps pants loudly )
239
00:11:28,933 --> 00:11:30,033
TA-DAH!
240
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,767
AW.
241
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,367
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
242
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,400
( growls
affectionately )
243
00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:36,900
( all ooh and ahh )
244
00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:38,200
( meows )
245
00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:40,333
COULD WE PLEASE
STOP THIS?
246
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,633
PATRICK ITCHY.
247
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,767
All:
OOH! OW! OH! OW! OOH!
248
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,800
IT IS GREAT
TO BE HOME!
249
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,133
( crowing )
250
00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:10,367
( snoring )
251
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,367
( SpongeBob and Patrick
jabbering )
252
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,433
HUH?
253
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,767
( jabbering stops )
254
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,967
( jabbering resumes )
255
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,033
HUH?!
256
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,600
( blows noisemaker )
257
00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:21,933
Both:
SURPRISE!
258
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,933
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SQUIDWARD!
259
00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,700
* HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
260
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:27,967
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
261
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,367
* HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
262
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,967
* PIN THE TAIL
ON THE SEA HORSE! *
263
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,667
* HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
264
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,867
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SQUIDWARD!
265
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:37,300
( SpongeBob cheering,
noisemakers blaring )
266
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,300
SpongeBob:
SO LONG, SQUIDWARD,
BYE-BYE.
267
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,967
DON'T DO ANYTHING
I WOULDN'T DO.
268
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,800
Patrick:
ANOTHER YEAR OLDER.
269
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,533
IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!
270
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:48,133
THAT'S IT!
271
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,933
I'M MOVING OUT
OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
272
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:52,700
Realtor:
ABSOLUTELY, MR. TENTACLES.
273
00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:54,833
I CAN SELL YOUR HOME
IN A HEARTBEAT.
274
00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,367
OH, THAT'S GREAT NEWS
275
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,267
BECAUSE I WANT TO MOVE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
276
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,733
NO PROBLEM... AS LONG AS IT'S
NOT INFESTED WITH NEMATODES
277
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:05,200
OR SURROUNDED
BY TROUBLESOME NEIGHBORS
278
00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,800
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
279
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,667
OH, SURE, THERE'S NONE OF THAT.
280
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,300
DID YOU SAY NEIGHBORS?
281
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,000
Of course! I can't tell you
282
00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:14,367
how many times
I've seen a sale fall through
283
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,700
because of bad neighbors.
284
00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:17,300
NEIGHBORS, UH...
285
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,933
ANYWAY, I'LL BE BY TOMORROW
TO CHECK OUT THE HOUSE.
286
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:20,933
SEE YOU THEN.
287
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,833
SPONGEBOB.
288
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:26,133
NO ONE WILL EVER BUY MY HOUSE
WITH HIM LIVING NEXT DOOR.
289
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:29,300
WHATEVER A GOOD NEIGHBOR
WOULD DO, HE DOES THE OPPOSITE.
290
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:34,867
OPPOSITE... OPPOSITE.
291
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,667
( rooster crowing )
292
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,467
( cacophonous music playing )
( yells )
293
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:46,200
( playing loudly )
294
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:47,500
UH, SQUIDWARD...
295
00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,500
WHY ARE YOU
PLAYING THE DRUM?
296
00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:50,600
DRUM?
297
00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:53,633
WHAT DRUM?
298
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,867
THIS IS JUST
MY WIG CASE, SEE?
299
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,100
( cackles )
300
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,933
COME ON, SPONGEBOB, TACKLE ME!
301
00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:02,233
SQUIDWARD, YOU NEED BED REST.
302
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:04,967
I'LL KEEP
YOU SAFE
303
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,500
UNTIL YOU'RE
WELL AGAIN.
304
00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:08,467
OH, I GET IT.
305
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,767
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
DAY IT IS, DO YOU?
306
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,800
UH, WEDNESDAY?
307
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:15,133
WHY, IT'S OPPOSITE DAY.
308
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,133
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT?
309
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,867
BOY, HAVE YOU BEEN MISSING OUT.
310
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,467
OPPOSITE DAY IS
THE ONE DAY
OF THE YEAR
311
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,533
WHEN YOU GET
TO ACT DIFFERENT.
312
00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:27,667
NORMALLY I'M
STUFFY AND BORING
313
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,633
BUT TODAY I'M SILLY
AND SPONTANEOUS.
314
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:32,767
( giggles )
315
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,167
DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
ABOUT OPPOSITE DAY?
316
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,633
OH, SURE.
317
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,767
IT'S A GAME, GET IT?
318
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,100
OH, A GAME.
319
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,633
YEAH.
320
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,867
NORMALLY, YOU'RE
REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING
321
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,867
SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO BE TODAY?
322
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,967
QUIET AND OUT OF THE WAY.
323
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,267
YAY!
324
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,767
YEAH.
325
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,333
WHY DON'T YOU GET A JUMP ON IT.
326
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,367
( exuberantly ):
I LOVE...
327
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,600
( gruffly ):
I MEAN, I HATE
OPPOSITE DAY.
328
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,900
( giggles )
329
00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:03,933
( yelling ):
I'M NOT READY.
330
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:06,467
SO LONG, CHUM.
331
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,367
AND GOOD-BYE, BIKINI BOTTOM.
332
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,533
( door slams )
333
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,200
GARY, IT'S OPPOSITE DAY
AND I'M--
334
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:13,833
WALK, DON'T RUN--
335
00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:15,867
AND I'M GOING TO...
336
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,600
OPPOSITE, OPPOSITE.
337
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:23,400
I'M JUST GOING TO CRAWL INTO BED
AND DO NOTHING ALL DAY.
338
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:29,467
TOO BAD IT ONLY COMES
ONCE A YEAR, HUH, GARY?
339
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,700
( meows )
340
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:33,667
GARY, WHERE'S
YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT?
341
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,800
( barks )
342
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,367
( doorbell rings )
343
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,600
COMPANY!
344
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:39,133
I HATE COMPANY.
345
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:40,967
WHO'S THERE?
346
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,267
IT'S PATRICK.
347
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,767
PATRICK... GO AWAY!
348
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
349
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:46,967
( giggles )
350
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,533
( whimpers )
351
00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:52,267
( sobbing )
352
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:55,167
SPONGEBOB DOESN'T
LIKE ME ANYMORE.
353
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,700
THAT'S RIGHT.
354
00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:59,000
YOU'RE MY WORST ENEMY.
355
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,700
( sobbing )
356
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:05,267
PATRICK, YOU'RE NOT
REALLY NOT MY FRIEND.
357
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,100
IT'S JUST OPPOSITE DAY.
358
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,500
OPPOSITE DAY?
359
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,533
HEY, I'VE
HEARD OF THAT.
360
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:11,533
YOU HAVE?
361
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:13,133
NO, WHAT IS IT?
362
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:15,367
WELL, WHATEVER
YOU NORMALLY DO
363
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,267
TODAY YOU DO
THE OPPOSITE.
364
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,033
LET ME TRY,
LET ME TRY.
365
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:20,333
( straining )
366
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,467
( still straining )
367
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,467
PATRICK!
368
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,033
PATRICK, BREATHE!
369
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:32,533
( exhales loudly )
370
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,700
( gasping )
371
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:35,633
NOT THAT OPPOSITE.
372
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:39,033
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT...
THE WRONG WAY.
373
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,167
MEOW.
374
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,400
MEOW.
375
00:16:54,833 --> 00:17:01,067
( speaking gibberish )
376
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:05,533
( laughing )
377
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,267
SAY, WANT TO HELP ME
378
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,800
DO SOME WORK
AROUND THE HOUSE,
WORST ENEMY?
379
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,033
NOPE.
380
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,800
( laughing )
381
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,200
( Squidward cackles )
382
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:22,100
NEARLY NOON
AND NOT A PEEP FROM SPONGEBOB.
383
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:25,100
I'M ALMOST SORRY I'M LEAVING.
384
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:26,667
( cackles )
385
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,967
OPPOSITE DAY.
386
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,467
( crashing )
387
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,967
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU...?
388
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
( yells )
389
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,933
HELLO, SQUIDWARD.
390
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:39,833
OOP, I MEAN,
GOOD-BYE, SQUIDWARD.
391
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:43,467
ISN'T OPPOSITE DAY... TERRIBLE.
392
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,333
( laughs )
393
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:49,500
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S TERRIBLE:
LIVING NEXT TO YOU.
394
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:53,000
YOU'RE THE
WORST NEIGHBOR
IN HISTORY.
395
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:56,233
WOW! THAT'S THE NICEST THING
SQUIDWARD HAS EVER SAID TO ME.
396
00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:01,333
IF THE REAL ESTATE AGENT
SEES THAT MESS
397
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,067
I'LL NEVER SELL THIS HOUSE.
398
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,167
Patrick:
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
399
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,933
ON OPPOSITE DAY IT IS.
400
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,300
( rumbling )
401
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,467
OUT OF THE WAY, SPONGEBOB!
402
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,167
( hammer pounding )
403
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,833
I DON'T GET IT.
404
00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:26,133
I MADE MY HOUSE
A MESS
405
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,667
WHICH WAS
MAKING IT CLEAN
406
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,467
WHICH MADE SQUIDWARD
CLEAN MY YARD
407
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,300
BUT THAT MEANS
HE'S MESSING IT UP.
408
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,967
BUT THE OPPOSITE
OF CLEAN IS FILTH
409
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,367
WHICH MEANS
FILTH IS CLEAN.
410
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,100
SQUIDWARD'S MAKING
MY YARD A WRECK
411
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,767
BUT I'D NORMALLY
WRECK MY OWN YARD
412
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,200
SO SQUIDWARD'S
BEING THE OPPOSITE
OF SQUIDWARD
413
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:42,000
WHICH MEANS
HE'S SPONGEBOB.
414
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,333
AHA! I UNDERSTAND
EVERYTHING NOW.
415
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,967
I MUST BE THE OPPOSITE
OF SPONGEBOB BY BEING...
416
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,867
SQUIDWARD.
417
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:52,867
HEY...
418
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,833
I WANT TO BE OPPOSITE, TOO.
419
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:01,667
YEAH, FINALLY!
420
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,733
YOO-HOO!
421
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,100
* I'M SQUIDWARD,
I'M SQUIDWARD *
422
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,267
* SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD.
423
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,933
WAIT.
424
00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:10,667
IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO LOOK LIKE
SQUIDWARD TO BE OPPOSITE.
425
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,500
( imitating Squidward ):
YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE HIM, TOO.
426
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,667
BOY, OH, BOY, DO I LIKE
PLAYING THE CLARINET.
427
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,967
I PRACTICE AND PRACTICE
ALL DAY LONG
428
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,433
BUT I NEVER GET ANY BETTER.
429
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:21,333
( in his own voice ):
NOW YOU TRY.
430
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:22,700
OKAY.
431
00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:24,333
( inhales )
432
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,867
* I'M SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD. *
433
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,633
Both:
* I'M SQUIDWARD, I'M SQUIDWARD
434
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:30,700
* SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD.
435
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,967
AFTER YOU,
MR. SQUIDWARD.
436
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,600
WHY, THANK YOU,
MR. SQUIDWARD.
437
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,667
YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME,
MR. SQUIDWARD.
438
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,500
OPPOSITE DAY.
439
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:45,800
NEXT TIME IT'S GOING TO BE
"GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF" DAY.
440
00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,000
( tires squeal )
441
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,800
OH, MY.
442
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,333
THE HOUSE IS EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL
IN PERSON.
443
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,300
HELLO, MIST...
444
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,667
UM, MR. TENTACLES?
445
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,533
YES, PLEASE COME IN.
446
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,433
I PICTURED YOU
BEING MUCH TALLER.
447
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,600
YEAH, EVERYONE
SAYS THAT.
448
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,533
NOW, IF YOU WANT
THE SALE TO GO THROUGH
449
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:07,833
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME
450
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:11,133
ALL THE POSITIVE
THINGS ABOUT
YOUR HOUSE.
451
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,633
POSITIVE THINGS-- OPPOSITE DAY.
452
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:14,700
I'D LOVE TO.
453
00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:17,500
THE FLOOR CREAKS,
THE ROOF LEAKS.
454
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,533
THERE'S
A TERRIBLE DRAFT.
455
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:23,700
UH... WELL, YOU DIDN'T
MENTION THAT ON THE PHONE.
456
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:25,700
PLEASE LET ME FINISH.
457
00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:27,200
THE WINTERS ARE HARD.
458
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:28,933
THE SUMMERS ARE BRUTAL.
459
00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:32,000
THERE'S A WILD MAN-EATING CLAM
IN THE BACKYARD.
460
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,200
WOULD YOU CARE TO SEE THE REST?
461
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:38,433
WELL, I'M NOT SURE
IF I'M INTERESTED.
462
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:39,533
NONSENSE.
463
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:41,700
I WON'T TAKE NO
FOR AN ANSWER.
464
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:44,600
( honking )
465
00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:47,333
PLEASE FOLLOW ME.
466
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:51,500
AND HERE'S THE WORST ROOM
IN THE HOUSE: MY GALLERY.
467
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:55,167
OH, MY, THIS PAINTING
IS VERY NICE.
468
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,500
THANK YOU.
( screams )
469
00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,000
WHO'S THAT?
470
00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:01,233
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO MR. SQUIDWARD.
471
00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:02,533
YOU'RE BOTH SQUIDWARD?
472
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,300
I'M SQUIDWARD.
473
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,133
HE'S SQUIDWARD.
474
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,833
Both:
WE'RE BOTH SQUIDWARD.
475
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,533
( sighs )
476
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,000
WELL, THAT'S DONE.
477
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,367
AT LEAST SPONGEBOB
HAS BEEN QUIET.
478
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,867
( screams ):
NO!
479
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,300
( playing squeakily )
480
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:22,133
OKAY, I REALLY
DON'T WANT TO
HEAR ANOTHER ONE.
481
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,200
OKAY.
482
00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:24,300
( tooting )
483
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,133
I REALLY DON'T
WANT TO HEAR MORE,
THANK YOU.
484
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,600
I HEAR YOU
LOUD AND CLEAR.
485
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:29,933
( tooting )
486
00:21:29,967 --> 00:21:30,933
Squidward:
STOP!
487
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,833
GET AWAY FROM HER!
488
00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:35,667
OH, OH, I AM SO SORRY, MA'AM.
489
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:38,200
I-I HOPE THESE
TWO BARNACLE-HEADS
490
00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:40,467
HAVEN'T HARMED YOU IN ANY WAY.
491
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,867
WHO ARE YOU?
492
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:45,033
WHY, I'M SQUIDWARD.
493
00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:49,933
WHAT KIND OF FOOL
DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
494
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:50,933
HE'S SQUIDWARD?
495
00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:51,933
HE'S SQUIDWARD?
496
00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:53,367
YOU'RE SQUIDWARD?
497
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,633
I'M SQUIDWARD!
498
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,667
ARE THERE ANY
OTHER SQUIDWARDS?
499
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,467
( in Squidward's voice ):
MEOW.
500
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,100
I'M OUT OF HERE.
501
00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:02,567
MA'AM, PLEASE.
502
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,367
WHAT ABOUT MY HOUSE?
503
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,700
I WOULDN'T SELL A HOUSE FOR YOU
504
00:22:06,733 --> 00:22:09,467
IF YOU WERE
THE LAST SQUIDWARD ON EARTH!
505
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,267
WAIT!
506
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,267
DON'T...
507
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,533
GO!
508
00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:13,333
( screams )
509
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:16,933
NO, NO, NO!
510
00:22:16,967 --> 00:22:19,033
PLEASE SELL MY HOUSE.
511
00:22:19,067 --> 00:22:20,133
NEVER!
512
00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:24,133
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
513
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:26,100
( crying )
514
00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:28,667
Both:
HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY, SQUIDWARD.
515
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:31,033
WE HATE YOU.
516
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:39,633
LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS
HOW MUCH I HATE YOU.
517
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,367
( engine revs )
518
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,633
( yelling )
519
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:44,833
PATRICK, YOU EVER FEEL
520
00:22:44,867 --> 00:22:46,933
THAT SQUIDWARD
LIKES US TOO MUCH?
521
00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:50,400
HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!
522
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,300
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
523
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,600
and NICKELODEON]
524
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:34,133
[Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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