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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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* OH... *
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! *
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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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( laughs heartily )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )
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and NICKELODEON]
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MRS. PUFF'S BOATING SCHOOL
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WHERE DILIGENT STUDENTS LEARN
THE RULES OF THE ROAD.
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Mrs. Puff:
EVERYONE
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PUT DOWN YOUR BOOKS
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BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO PICK OUT
THE HALL MONITOR OF THE DAY!
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LET'S SEE HERE.
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THIS WEEK'S HALL MONITOR
WILL BE...
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BART, JIMMY, NO, NO
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TINA, RALPH, HMM... ( gasps )
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( in quaking voice ):
SPONGEBOB.
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( chair squeaks )
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IT'S JIMMY.
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JIMMY'S THE HALL MONITOR.
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MRS. PUFF, I'VE DONE IT ALREADY.
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( chair squeaks )
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OH-- PHIL?
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NO WAY,
MRS. PUFF.
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UH, TINA--
YOU'RE THE HALL MONITOR.
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HEY, I'VE DONE IT
THREE TIMES ALREADY.
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( chair squeaks )
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B-BETH...
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Boy:
SHE GRADUATED.
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HENRY! ( squeak )
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VERA! ( squeak )
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CLAYTON!
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( chair squeaking
repeatedly )
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( sighs )
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ALL RIGHT, I GUESS
I HAVE NO CHOICE.
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( gulps )
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THE HALL MONITOR OF THE DAY
IS...
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OH... SPONGEBOB.
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YA...HOO!
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HALL MONITOR SPONGEBOB
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REPORTING
FOR DUTY, MA'AM.
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I'M READY
TO ASSUME MY POSITION
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IN THE HALL.
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I WILL PROTECT ALL
THAT ARE WEAK... IN THE HALL.
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ALL RULES WILL BE ENFORCED...
IN THE HALL.
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OKAY!
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JUST TAKE THE HAT AND BELT.
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I CAN'T ACCEPT
THAT YET, MA'AM.
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I HAVE TO MAKE MY SPEECH.
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YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS EASY,
CAN YOU?
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CLASSMATES!
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WHO AM I TO DESERVE
SUCH A GREAT HONOR?
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WHY, I WOULD
BE NOTHING
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WITHOUT MRS. PUFF.
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GIVE ME A BREAK.
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AND TO MY PUBLIC
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ALL I CAN SAY IS I'M TOUCHED.
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AND FURTHERMORE
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I WILL CARRY
OUT MY DUTIES...
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CRIME AND PUNISHMENT,
PUNISHMENT AND CRIME
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IN THE HALL.
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WHICH REMINDS ME
OF AN EXTREMELY
LONG SPEECH
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WRITTEN BY THE
GREATEST HALL MONITOR
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OF ALL TIME.
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"FRIENDS, STUDENTS,
JUVENILE DELINQUENTS
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LEND ME YOUR EARS."
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( snoring )
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IN CONCLUSION
AND WITHOUT A MOMENT TO SPARE
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I WILL PUT ON THIS UNIFORM
AND ASSUME MY DUTIES AS...
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HALL MONITOR!
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WISH ME LUCK, MRS. PUFF.
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OH, AND I WILL BE...
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( bell dings )
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SPONGEBOB, ARE YOU OKAY?
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I OVERDID THE SPEECH AGAIN,
DIDN'T I?
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I'M AFRAID SO.
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AW, TARTAR SAUCE!
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I GUESS I WON'T BE NEEDING THIS.
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I HARDLY KNEW YE.
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UH... SPONGEBOB?
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YES, MRS. PUFF?
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I CAN AT LEAST LET YOU
WEAR IT UNTIL TOMORROW.
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YAHOO!
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THANKS, MRS. PUFF.
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WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES
OF WHAT I'VE JUST DONE?
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( shudders )
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( sighs )
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( humming )... HALL
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( humming )... MONITOR.
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( humming )
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( horns honking )
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BROKEN TRAFFIC LIGHT.
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WHO'S TO SAY
MY MONITOR DUTIES SHOULD END
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JUST BECAUSE THE BELL RANG?
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I CAN BE HELPFUL ANYWHERE.
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB
FOR THE HALL MONITOR!
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( blows whistle )
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( blowing whistle rhythmically )
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WHAT WOULD THIS TOWN DO
WITHOUT YOU, SPONGEBOB?
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Man:
MY LEGS!
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MY LEGS!
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* ON PATROL *
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* I'M ON PATROL... *
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UH-OH, AN OPEN WINDOW.
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MORE SEAWEED MEDLEY,
DEAR?
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THE FOOLS.
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THEY'VE LEFT THEMSELVES
SUSCEPTIBLE TO DANGER.
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I MUST SHOW THEM
THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS
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THROUGH EXAMPLE.
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( SpongeBob screams )
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I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC!
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( both screaming )
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I HOPE YOU LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON!
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* ON PATROL *
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* I'M ON PATROL *
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* I'M ON PATROL... *
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( gasps )
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VANDALS!
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ANOTHER CRIME.
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( smacking his lips )
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HMM... STRAWBERRY.
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I MUST ACT.
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PATRICK...
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PATRICK!
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PATRICK!
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MY ICE CREAM-- IT'S ALIVE!
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( screams )
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PATRICK, DOWN HERE.
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OH, SPONGEBOB, IT'S YOU.
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PATRICK, COME DOWN HERE.
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SPONGEBOB...
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SPONGEBOB!
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I'M DOWN HERE.
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YOU LOOK FUNNY.
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HI, SPONGEBOB.
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THAT'S "HALL MONITOR"
TO YOU.
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SORRY, OFFICER.
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SORRY'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH,
PATRICK.
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YOU'VE JUST
COMMITTED A CRIME
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AND I'M TAKING YOU IN.
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WHAT CRIME?
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I'M A BAD PERSON.
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( sobbing )
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Newspaper boy
( in high voice ):
EXTRA! EXTRA!
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MANIAC STRIKES
BIKINI BOTTOM!
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CITY PARALYZED WITH FEAR!
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( in gruff voice ):
TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
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ARM YOURSELVES
WITH KNOWLEDGE.
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EXTRA! EXTRA...
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HMM... "MANIAC...
BIKINI BOTTOM...
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CAR WRECKS... BREAK-IN."
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WHO BETTER TO BRING
THIS MANIAC TO JUSTICE
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THAN ME...
THE HALL MONITOR!
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BUT I CAN'T HANDLE
THIS CASE ALONE.
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PATRICK,
ARE YOU READY
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TO GIVE UP
YOUR LIFE OF CRIME?
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I WANT TO BE GOOD!
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HMM... NOW YOU JUST NEED
A SYMBOL OF AUTHORITY.
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PERFECT.
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IT IS OUR DUTY
TO CATCH THIS MANIAC
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AND BRING HIM TO JUSTICE.
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BUT HOW TO PROCEED?
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LISTEN, DEPUTY,
YOU'RE AN EX-CRIMINAL--
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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HMM...
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I'D GET AN ICE CREAM.
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( both licking loudly )
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OKAY, NOW WHAT?
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HMM...
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THIS ISN'T WORKING.
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WE'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING ELSE.
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SOMETHING WITH...
WALKIE-TALKIES!
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( squeals )
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AND NOW DUTY CALLS.
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ALL RIGHT, DEPUTY,
I'LL GO THAT WAY
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YOU GO SOME
DIFFERENT WAY.
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GERONIMO!
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( imitates police siren )
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( police siren approaching )
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( tires squeal )
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AFTERNOON, SON.
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HELLO, BROTHERS.
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SON, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR THE MANIAC.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
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( screams )
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IT'S THE MANIAC!
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TAKE HIM AWAY,
TAKE HIM AWAY.
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CALM DOWN, SON,
IT'S JUST A DRAWING
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NOT THE REAL THING.
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NOW WE'RE
GOING TO SHOW YOU
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THIS PICTURE AGAIN
AND YOU'LL TELL US
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IF YOU'VE SEEN
THIS GUY, UNDERSTAND?
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YEAH, UH-HUH.
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OKAY.
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( screams )
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HORRIBLE!
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( screams again )
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( stops and starts
screaming repeatedly )
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STAY INDOORS, SON.
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AND TAKE THAT CONE
OFF YOUR HEAD.
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( both chuckle )
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SPONGEBOB.
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Come in, SpongeBob.
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Answer!
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SPONGEBOB HERE, PATRICK.
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REPORT.
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I don't want to be
a policeman anymore.
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I'm scared.
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GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, DEPUTY.
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( Patrick sobbing )
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I want to go home!
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POOR ROOKIE.
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ALL RIGHT, I'M ON MY WAY BACK.
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HURRY, SPONGEBOB.
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I THINK IT'S GETTING...
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DARK.
230
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JUST PUT ON YOUR SIREN,
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
231
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:28,201
( imitating weak siren )
232
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,476
( imitating loud siren )
233
00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,646
SPONGEBOB, I SEE HIM.
234
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,748
WHERE IS HE, PATRICK?
235
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,217
AT THE INTERSECTION
OF CONCH AND CORAL.
236
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,855
SpongeBob:
THAT'S WHERE I AM.
237
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,423
HE'S RIGHT ON TOP OF ME,
BUT I CAN'T SEE HIM.
238
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,491
WHAT'S HE DOING?
239
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:54,962
UH... HE'S JUST
STANDING THERE...
240
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,664
MENACINGLY!
241
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,699
Get out of there, SpongeBob!
242
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,267
YAAH!
243
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,169
THAT'S HIS MANIAC SHRIEK.
244
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,737
HE'S GOING TO ATTACK.
245
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,639
( whining and sobbing )
246
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,207
He's acting all crazy.
247
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,308
RUN!
248
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,943
Hide behind that building.
249
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,645
No, he's behind that building.
250
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,613
Quick, hide behind
that street sign.
251
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,882
No, wait!
252
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,917
The maniac just went
behind that sign.
253
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,752
Quick, get under
the street light.
254
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:19,753
No! wait!
255
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,722
He's there, too!
256
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,724
Run for your life!
257
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,126
( screaming )
258
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,828
( sighs )
259
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,931
( muffled radio transmission )
260
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,900
SAY AGAIN, DEPUTY?
261
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,569
THE MANIAC'S IN THE MAILBOX.
262
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,271
( screams )
263
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:46,079
( screaming and babbling )
264
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,995
HUH-- THIS GUY'S NOT
HALF-BAD-LOOKING FOR A MANIAC.
265
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,897
WAIT A MINUTE, PATRICK.
266
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,033
I'M THE MANIAC.
267
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,235
( Patrick screams )
268
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,602
( sirens wail )
269
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,273
WE'LL TAKE THAT AS A CONFESSION.
270
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,509
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,
THERE YOU ARE!
271
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,946
I TURN MY BACK ON YOU
FOR ONE MINUTE
272
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,014
AND YOU DESTROY
HALF THE CITY!
273
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,050
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
274
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,417
YOU KNOW
THIS GUY?
275
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,986
OF COURSE I DO.
276
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:29,089
I'M THE ONE WHO GAVE HIM
THE UNIFORM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
277
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:32,492
HE'S MY RESPONSIBILITY.
278
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,594
UH-OH.
279
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,266
Mrs. Puff:
AND IN CONCLUSION, STUDENTS
280
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:44,237
RED MEANS STOP,
GREEN MEANS GO.
281
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,506
AND SPONGEBOB...
282
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,008
YES, MRS. PUFF?
283
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,610
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
AFTER CLASS
284
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,781
SIX MONTHS FROM NOW.
285
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,815
( door slams )
286
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,163
AH, JELLYFISH FIELDS.
287
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,033
HERE WE FIND SPONGEBOB
ONCE AGAIN
288
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,269
STALKING THE WILD JELLYFISH.
289
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,805
SPONGEBOB?
290
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,706
HELLO? SPONGEBOB?
291
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,042
HMM-- HE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
292
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,210
AHA!
293
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,512
( jellyfish buzzing like a bee )
294
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,815
SAFETY FIRST.
295
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,822
AHA!
296
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,089
I FINALLY GOT YOU.
297
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,329
( splatting )
298
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,531
( jellyfish moos )
299
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,368
( buzzing )
300
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:54,241
( with French accent ):
AH, THERE IS NOTHING BETTER
THAN THE TASTE
301
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,244
OF NATURAL JELLY
FROM A JELLYFISH.
302
00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,847
SEE YOU LATER!
303
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,117
OH... OH, MY GLASSES.
304
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,218
THANKS, LITTLE GUY.
305
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,353
BYE.
306
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,459
I CAN'T PLAY ANYMORE, JELLYFISH.
307
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,027
I GOT TO GET HOME.
308
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,229
NO, YOU CAN'T COME HOME WITH ME.
309
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,669
( steps squeaking
like SpongeBob's )
310
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,604
JELLYFISH,
YOU'VE GOT TO STAY HERE.
311
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,605
( buzzing )
312
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:26,673
HEY!
313
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,209
STAY!
314
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,945
STAY...
315
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,958
( jellyfish giggling )
316
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:48,595
JELLYFISH, FOR THE LAST TIME,
YOU CANNOT COME HOME WITH ME!
317
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,265
AW, WHAT THE HECK.
318
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,637
SQUIDWARD, HEY, SQUIDWARD!
319
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,039
SQUIDWARD!
320
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,408
SQUIDWARDIARD!
321
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,343
SQUIDWARD, LOOK AT MY NEW PET.
322
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,179
THAT'S NO PET,
THAT'S A WILD ANIMAL.
323
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,180
NO, HE ISN'T.
324
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,481
WATCH THIS.
325
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,549
FETCH.
326
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,452
HOW MANY FINGERS
AM I HOLDING UP?
327
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,321
( hums deeply
three times )
328
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,222
PLAY DEAD.
329
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,324
( bell tolls )
330
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,426
I WOULDN'T LET THAT THING
IN MY HOUSE
331
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,161
EVEN IF IT WAS POTTY-TRAINED.
332
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,397
( humming casually )
333
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,933
I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT.
334
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,534
WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO MY HOUSE
335
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,936
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
336
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:34,074
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY HAVE FUN
WITH A JELLYFISH?!
337
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:38,278
( techno music
with heavy bass playing )
338
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,439
* HEY! *
339
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,175
* HEY! *
340
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,709
* HEY! *
341
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,045
* HEY! *
342
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,114
* HEY! *
343
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,882
* HEY! *
344
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,217
* HEY! *
345
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:40,307
( techno music
continues blasting )
346
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,575
SPONGEBOB IS THE ONLY GUY I KNOW
347
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,178
THAT CAN HAVE FUN
WITH A JELLYFISH...
348
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,514
FOR 12 HOURS!
349
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,925
UGH... WOW!
350
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,827
YOU SURE LIKE TO DANCE.
351
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,729
WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TONIGHT.
352
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,033
IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.
353
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,801
( jellyfish buzzing )
354
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,404
( music blasting )
355
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,439
HUH?
356
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,776
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG,
LITTLE FELLOW.
357
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,745
( music starts again )
358
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,248
BED!
359
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,250
REPEAT AFTER ME, "BED."
360
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,418
( buzzing )
361
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,520
WE'LL JUST KEEP YOU RIGHT HERE.
362
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,455
( meows )
363
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,722
QUIT WORRYING, GARY.
364
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,957
HE'LL BE JUST FINE.
365
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,793
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
366
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:38,065
( snoring )
367
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:42,669
( droning loudly )
368
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,404
( snoring )
369
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:49,942
( meows )
370
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:56,816
( buzzing gibberish )
371
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,651
( meows )
372
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,153
( giggling )
373
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,223
( meows )
374
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,095
( rooster crows )
375
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:11,698
MMM... GOOD MORNING, GARY.
376
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,800
GOOD MORNING, JELLYFISH.
377
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,001
JELLYFISH?
378
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,403
JELLYFISH?
379
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,637
HERE, JELLYFISH!
380
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:20,673
OH, JELLY!
381
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,213
( meows wetly )
382
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,580
OH, JELLYF...
383
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,350
( yelling )
384
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,120
( techno music playing )
385
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,155
WHERE'D YOU ALL COME FROM?
386
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,637
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
387
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,938
PARTY IS OVER!
388
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,474
YOU GUYS HAVE OVERSTAYED
YOUR WELCOME.
389
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,909
THIS MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD.
390
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,611
( screams )
391
00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,946
VERY FUNNY.
392
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,483
I'M SERIOUS.
393
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,765
( rumbling and crackling )
394
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,333
( grumbling )
395
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,435
18 HOURS!
396
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,607
I'M GOING TO GIVE THAT
SPONGEBOB A PIECE OF MY MIND.
397
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,277
( phone ringing )
398
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,644
( garbled ):
HELLO.
399
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,879
SpongeBob,
listen to me
400
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,881
you square-headed
assault on my ears.
401
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,884
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
402
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,819
STRAWBERRY.
403
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,455
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS.
404
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,656
( inhales deeply )
405
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,924
COME ON, GUYS
406
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,193
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
407
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,927
HUH?
408
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:53,266
( clarinet playing squeaky
version of "Row Your Boat" )
409
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,434
( screams )
410
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,203
HEY, TAKE IT EASY! OW!
411
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,104
OKAY, I'LL TALK TO HIM.
412
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,841
SQUIDWARD,
WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE
413
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,644
TO PLAY YOUR CLARINET
A LITTLE... BETTER?
414
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,214
I DON'T THINK
THE JELLYFISH LIKE IT.
415
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,981
THE JELLYFISH DON'T LIKE...
416
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:13,653
WHA... WHY SURE, PAL,
I CAN PLAY BETTER.
417
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,788
OKAY, HE SAID HE'LL PLAY BETTER.
418
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,960
( Squidward inhales deeply )
419
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,662
( playing loud, blaring note )
420
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,364
UH-OH, THAT'S NOT BETTER.
421
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,234
HEY, TAKE IT EASY WITH THAT!
422
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:31,371
( playing gurgly rendition
of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" )
423
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:34,941
( clarinet squeaks )
424
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,109
Squidward:
UH, WAIT--
I CAN TURN IT DOWN.
425
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:41,981
( Squidward yelling,
electricity crackling )
426
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,250
( knock at door )
427
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,320
EVERYBODY'S A CRITIC.
428
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,022
YOU WON'T BE HEARING
FROM ME ANYMORE.
429
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,493
HEY, NOW, THAT WASN'T NICE.
430
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,632
( boat horn blows )
431
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,234
OKAY, THAT IS IT!
432
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,070
EVERYBODY OUT!
433
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,478
( groaning )
434
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,214
( groaning again )
435
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,750
( music stops )
436
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,118
( gulps )
437
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,388
( buzzing )
438
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,755
UH, WAIT... HOLD ON.
439
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,557
UH, WAIT.
440
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,625
OW, OW...
441
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,460
OW, OW, OW...
442
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,396
( yelling )
443
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,997
( electricity crackling )
444
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,199
( yelling )
445
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,738
COME ON, GARY.
446
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,809
( deep rumbling )
447
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,980
GARY, YOU WERE RIGHT.
448
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,782
THANKS FOR NOT RUBBING IT IN.
449
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,251
( buzzing loudly )
450
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,554
( teeth chattering )
451
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,956
( clicking )
452
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,391
HUH?
453
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,396
THEY STOPPED?
454
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,336
( clicking )
455
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,782
GARY, DON'T STOP SHAKING IT!
456
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,827
( jellyfish humming peacefully )
457
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:43,370
( gurgling in tempo )
458
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,376
( rattling in tempo )
459
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,480
( clicking in tempo )
460
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,388
( playing bass riff )
461
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,627
( singing )
462
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,303
( slide guitar playing )
463
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,740
( trumpets join in )
464
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,410
( clicking )
465
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:27,146
( everybody strumming,
clicking, rattling or singing )
466
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:51,237
TODAY SPONGEBOB HAS LEARNED ONE
OF THE SEA'S HARSHEST LESSONS--
467
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,006
WILD ANIMALS CAN THROW
VERY WILD PARTIES.
468
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,842
( screeching with pain )
469
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,677
OOH, I FELT THAT.
470
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:07,086
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00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:38,885
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