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Shit! Shit.
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- Hey.
- Hi. Hello.
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I don't want to hear your
girlfriend's orgasms again, okay?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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"oh! Oh!
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- Big finish, drew.
- Shh! Nope.
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- Shh!
- big finish!
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- Okay. Shh!
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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What's in the bag?
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Nothing's in the bag. Stop. No, april.
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- April, april! No!
- Oh, my god!
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- God!
- Let me see it! Relax!
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"noni cho. Award for excellence
in interior design."
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- Did you win this?
- Yeah, I won it.
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- I'm noni cho. Gimme this.
- Oh.
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Look, let's get one thing straight.
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Everything about my life
is none of your business.
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Do you understand that?
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- No.
- Okay. Well, over your head.
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Anyway, I'm not trying
to be mean to women,
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But, you're stupid.
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Well, I-i want my taser back!
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Fuck.
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♪
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I said that
because I wanted you to think
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I was legit.
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ma'am.
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Put that stupid thing down.
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no! Aah!
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Ma'am, are you gonna order?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Ma'am!
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Oh.
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Um...
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Uh, sorry, yes.
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Um, I, um...
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I'll have, um...
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Let's go.
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Don't make fun of her. She can't read!
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Listen, I teach an adult literacy class
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And I'd be more than happy
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- To have you come in.
- Yeah, no, I-i can read.
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I can read.
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Um, can I just have a sesame bagel,
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Um, with cream cheese, please?
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Great.
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Nothing to be ashamed of.
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Move forward.
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Okay.
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Marc, you're being way too loud! K?
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Marc!
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Oh, my god.
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You would love this article I'm reading.
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it's about a girl who got trapped
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On top of an elephant for six days.
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Okay, your music is way too loud.
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- I can't get any work done.
- Oh, sorry.
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- I'll turn it down.
- No.
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Whoa!
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- What?
- Whoa!
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- What?
- Whoa, baby. Oh, my god. No!
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First your hair comes out
and now... That?
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What is going on?
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It's called having a book
deal by the age of 28!
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Does this have anything
to do with keith?
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Wha-a-a-t?
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What?
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Elliot, I know.
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♪
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What do you know?
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I know you're hooking up
with someone named keith.
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you said his name
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In your sleep every night this week.
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Oh, my god. Okay.
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Just tell me who he is.
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He was a man...
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- Yeah.
- ...From my past.
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When you're writing,
a lot of repressed stuff
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Comes up to the surface, so...
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Like what?
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I was sent to a conversion therapist
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To turn me straight when I was five.
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His name was "dr. Keith."
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Oh, my god. But your
parents were so liberal.
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I know. It's so messed up.
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I hate them for it
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And I don't even know
if I can forgive them.
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Well, I-i think you should try.
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Gonna go get you some benadryl.
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Thank you, angel.
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Ew!
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I'm so glad you like oysters.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I actually hate them.
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but they're all I can eat right now
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Because of my braces, so.
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Oh, no, I like this place.
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I'm glad you chose it.
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And this article is a really good excuse
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For us to hang out.
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Oh, shoot. I'm so sorry.
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I should've said something.
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I'm actually seeing someone.
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- Oh, nah. It's... i-i wasn't...
- Do you know drew gardner?
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Yeah, dory's boyfriend.
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Not anymore.
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Wow. That's shocking.
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I have to say,
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- Mm-hmm.
- When you go missing,
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You suddenly discover how many people
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From your past really care about you.
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Yeah, so, we'll get
into all that later, but,
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For right now, mmhmm.
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- Tell me...
- Mm-hmm.
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Your story.
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Start from the beginning
and don't hold back.
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I'm chantal witherbottom
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And I went missing.
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♪
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Ooh! Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.
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- Are you?
- Yeah, are you?
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Oh.
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oh, oh.
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Sorry. Wh-what's going on here?
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That's what I wanna know, dory.
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Where the hell is keith?
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♪
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Look.
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I'm sorry that you don't know
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Where your ex-husband is,
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But, I swear I don't know where he is.
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She's trying to play dumb
and she's not even good at it.
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I don't... i'm sorry.
Who... who are you?
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Just tell us where he is.
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I haven't heard from him in over a week.
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I mean, we broke up, so we
haven't been in contact.
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Why'd you break up?
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I ended it because...
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I just... i got the feeling that he was
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Getting involved in, like,
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You know, some weird shit.
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What kind of weird shit?
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Like, pi stuff.
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What pi stuff? Jesus!
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I don't know, but there
was definitely, like,
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Some people he was afraid of.
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Be specific!
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Um, there was
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One guy...
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One name that he kept repeating.
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Fat franky.
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Fat franky?
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Crystal.
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Your dad know anybody who knows someone
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Who goes by fat franky?
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I can ask, but,
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They don't like it
when I ask about that stuff.
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So, okay, you seriously
don't know where he is?
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You're not lying to me?
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- No.
- Look me in the eyes
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And tell me you don't
know where keith is.
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I don't know where keith is.
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♪
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Oh, shit. She's not lying.
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I can always tell when somebody's lying.
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- You know that.
- You can. You can.
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Je-sus. Now you got me worried.
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♪
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- Hi!
- portia!
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- Hey.
- So great to see you.
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You too. Thank you
so much for having me.
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You know barry, producer
of everything good?
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Love "surviving essex." it's such...
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Garbage. I can't stop watching it.
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Thank you.
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So, you know about these brutal
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- Charles manson murders?
- Yes, yes.
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You guys, they're my all-time
favorite murders.
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She's funny.
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Ah! All right, well,
uh, please take a seat.
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I like to start off with
casual conversation.
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Um, do you have your phone
on you, by any chance?
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- My phone?
- Yeah.
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Yes, I do. It's on silent.
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Okay, let me see it.
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Oh, nice bag.
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- Oh, thank you. Oh.
- Beautiful. Yeah.
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Okay. Cool.
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All right.
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See what we got.
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Who's ruby plume?
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Um, I haven't thought about
her in such a long time.
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She... i was in this web series
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She made like five...
Four or five years ago.
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Okay.
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um, what do you think about her?
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- Of ruby?
- Yeah.
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She's totally sweet.
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She's sweet. Okay.
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What do you really think about her?
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Well, she's kind of a tragic figure.
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How?
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I'm always really nice to her,
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But there's, like, a unaddressed kind of
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Weirdness between us, to be honest...
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If I'm being honest.
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- Weirdness?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Why?
- You know, she asked me
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To be in her web series
and it was terrible
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And offensive to handicapped people.
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And I had, like, three
terrible monologues in it
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And she completely cut me
out of the whole show.
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And I know it was only
because she didn't want
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Anyone to outshine her
in her own work, but...
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Still.
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Yeah. That's not fair.
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And she's a lot older than you think.
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She looks good for her age,
but there's photos of her
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Partying with beck from like 2002.
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And my friend richard
hooked up with her,
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Said she has huge areolas, so, like,
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I feel really bad for her.
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- Okay.
- But, that being said,
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She has a great heart.
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Okay.
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Um, here you go.
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This is, like, unique. Thank you.
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Um, why don't you call her
and tell her that?
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No!
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why not?
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That would be very cruel.
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She, uh,
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Cut you out of her show, right?
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She begrudges your worth.
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I mean, you could just read,
word for word,
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What you said. I wrote it down.
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Why would I do...
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I'm confused of why I would do that.
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Are you afraid of the truth, portia?
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Great actors tell the truth.
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That's the truth.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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It's ringing.
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portia!
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- Hi, ruby!
- What's up, girl?!
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I haven't heard from you in forever!
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I know, I know, I know, I know.
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Listen, I just wanted to tell you...
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The truth.
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Okay...
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You're really sweet,
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But also a tragic figure
whose web series
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Was embarrassing,
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And offensive to handicapped people.
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♪
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I know you're threatened by my talent
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And that you're secretly old,
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Because of that beck picture.
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And I know that your areolas are huge.
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♪
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I think you've got a really
great heart, though.
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♪
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who told you about my areolas?
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♪
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You can't do better than that.
269
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,651
♪
270
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,557
hi, nia!
271
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,526
Oh, my god. You look stunning.
272
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,028
I love everything that's
going on in your top.
273
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,030
Wow! Elliott!
274
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,865
Uh, you should've called.
I'm, like, doing emails
275
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,834
And stuff. Did patty let you in or...?
276
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,470
Listen, I know you're busy,
but I have huge news.
277
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,238
What?
278
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,207
Okay, two things. One, I finished
279
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,509
A draft of the book.
280
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,978
The entire book?
281
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,180
Oh, my god. Because, last time we spoke,
282
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,514
You, like, didn't even have a page.
283
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,249
I know. I can hardly believe it myself.
284
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,251
I mean, it just flows
out of me. It's remarkable.
285
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,520
- It's insane.
- Wow! God. Congratulations.
286
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,688
thank you.
287
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,190
Well, I don't wanna celebrate quite yet.
288
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,691
I mean, I know it's just
one draft and, you know,
289
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,927
I know there are tons
of revisions ahead of me
290
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,428
- Mm-hmm.
- And I also was mugged.
291
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,065
Wait. Oh, my god. You were mugged?
292
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,267
I'm 99% sure it was a hate crime.
293
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,036
Oh, my... i... ohh. I'm so sorry.
294
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,671
It was awful. They took everything.
295
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,274
I had to cancel my cards
and they took the laptop.
296
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,377
So the whole book is gone.
297
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,079
They took... they took the whole book?
298
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,014
- Every word.
- Wow.
299
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,189
Hey, max.
300
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,692
Hey. You ever seen one of these before?
301
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,460
Yeah. Of course.
302
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,229
Uh, I just wanna talk to you real quick.
303
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:47,365
I, um, I want to let you know
that I'm also applying
304
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,634
For the shanghai position
and I was hoping
305
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,137
That you would be willing
to write me a recommendation,
306
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,605
You know, as my, um, supervisor.
307
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:57,208
Yeah. You're not gonna get that.
308
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,543
Okay, why not?
309
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,745
Because alan yang's gonna get it.
310
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:01,946
He's a shoo-in.
311
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,448
He speaks chinese.
312
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,417
Okay, I'm fully aware
that alan speaks chinese,
313
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,753
But I would really appreciate
if I was in the mix for this.
314
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:12,423
I can't express to you how much
I would love to go to shanghai.
315
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,125
Then maybe you should play
the lottery 'cause you've got
316
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,426
A better chance of winning that
317
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,095
Than you do of getting
the shanghai position.
318
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,596
I'm just being honest with you.
319
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,265
Okay, max, i...
320
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,566
I really insist
321
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,468
That I should be considered on this.
322
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,769
Oh.
323
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,337
Oh, you insist?
324
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,406
I respectfully demand that you oh.
325
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,341
Please write me a letter
of recommendation.
326
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,811
Oh, okay. Well, um,
327
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,947
How's this, then? Um...
328
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,416
"it is with great enthusiasm
329
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,286
That I recommend drew gardener
330
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,788
For the shanghai position
331
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,089
That he will never get
332
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,826
As long as alan yang is alive and well
333
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:52,630
'cause alan yang speaks
chinese fluently, drew.
334
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,698
Mm-hmm.
335
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,835
So, you're hiding out in a motel room
336
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,837
- In new hampshire?
- Mm-hmm.
337
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,171
And your abuser would come up
338
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,640
With creative ways
to hurt you every day.
339
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,309
Can you give me an example
of what that means?
340
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,045
Okay, so, this one time,
we were supposed to meet up.
341
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,447
We had plans to take me shopping.
342
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:13,985
- Mm-hmm.
- And he was four hours late
343
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,854
Because his kid, like,
344
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,355
Broke his leg or something.
345
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:21,993
And so I was waiting
in the pouring, freezing rain
346
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,295
For four hours.
347
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,331
I got such a bad cold!
348
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,665
Can you believe that?
349
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,735
Have you ever even heard
of anything like this?
350
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,003
No, I haven't.
351
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,805
But this is interesting.
352
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:37,008
okay.
353
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,509
I have an idea.
354
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,578
I think you should call him.
355
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,347
See, 'cause I know he really liked you.
356
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,681
- Mm.
- So, if he sees
357
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,252
You're calling, I think he'll answer.
358
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,087
Okay. Yeah.
359
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,356
I'll do that, yeah.
360
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,558
I mean now! Jesus. Come on.
361
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,860
Okay. Um... Yeah.
362
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,830
♪
363
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:00,865
Okay.
364
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,901
okay.
365
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,704
Hey, you've reached private
investigator keith powell.
366
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,239
- It's a voicemail.
- Leave a message.
367
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,374
- Okay.
- Sorry I missed your call.
368
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,210
um, hey, k-keith.
369
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,444
It's... it's dory.
370
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:17,248
Um, just calling to check in.
371
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,549
Give me a call back when you get this.
372
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,551
tell him you wanna see him.
373
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:25,023
I'd like to see you,
you know, if you're around.
374
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,524
Tell him you made a mistake.
375
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,727
And I made a mistake in...
In breaking up.
376
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,397
Tell him you miss him
and you wanna have sex.
377
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:37,468
And I miss you, I do,
and I miss being with you
378
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,904
And, um,
379
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,205
We should have sex
380
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,607
- Oh, that's good.
- When we see each other.
381
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,076
So, yeah, give me a call back
382
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,879
When you get this and, um, bye.
383
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,113
- Good. Okay.
- Okay.
384
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,249
- Yeah.
- So now we wait.
385
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,251
You let me know if he calls you.
386
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,087
Of course. Totally. Um, I'm sorry,
387
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,422
But I really feel like I should go.
388
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,790
- Okay.
- Yeah. Okay.
389
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,258
I'm sorry we came off
390
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,592
A little strong and I thank you
391
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,061
- For being honest, okay?
- Yeah, of course.
392
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,163
And, you know, let me know
if you need anything.
393
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,066
- And I hope he's okay.
- Yeah, me too.
394
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,768
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
395
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,236
You know,
396
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,972
If I don't hear from him by tomorrow,
397
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,773
I'm gonna call the police.
398
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,141
- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.
399
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,242
Mm-hmm.
400
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,412
Yeah. Okay.
401
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,101
♪ just dance, dance, dance ♪
402
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:48,139
♪ to the rhythm of my heartbeat ♪
403
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,876
♪ you don't have to think,you just have to be ♪
404
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:56,381
♪ let the rhythm set us free ♪
405
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,649
♪ dance, dance, dance ♪
406
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,518
I'm... i'm sorry. Um, molly?
407
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,652
Yeah.
408
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,820
Alan's wife, molly, right?
409
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,555
- Yeah.
- Hi. So great to meet you.
410
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,823
- Hi.
- I'm drew gardner.
411
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,625
- I work with alan. Yeah.
- Oh, drew!
412
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,395
Hey, he says such nice things about you.
413
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,662
Do you know max? Do you know max?
414
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,398
- This is our boss, max.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
415
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,999
So, you know molly.
416
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,567
- Yeah. Yeah, we met.
- Of course I know molly.
417
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,403
- We just talked.
- Oh, you just talked?
418
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,737
Oh, that's so cool.
Oh, but, max, max, max.
419
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,739
- What?
- Have you seen how cute
420
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,341
- Max's kids are?
- You don't wanna see
421
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,709
- Kid photos, do you?
- I do.
422
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,144
- You wanna see kid photos?
- I love kids. Show me.
423
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,346
- I think we all do.
- We were just in quogue
424
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,814
This past weekend.
425
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,816
- She's gonna be a heartbreaker.
- So adorable.
426
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,519
- Yeah, how old is that thing?
- Can't lie. Three.
427
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,721
- Three? Wow. Oh, wow.
- Oh, my. Oh.
428
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,189
Think she looks like me? People say
429
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,857
- She looks like me.
- She looks exactly like you.
430
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:40,992
She's your twin.
431
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:43,061
♪
432
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,595
Alan. Hey, man.
433
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,597
Hey, gardener! What's up?!
434
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,232
Oh, nothing. You know, just chilling.
435
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,501
- Cool. Cool.
- I'm real cool. So.
436
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,171
Hey, guess what.
Um, I'm actually gonna be
437
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,672
Applying for the shanghai job, too.
438
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,774
- You are?
- Yeah, yeah.
439
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,843
Yeah, I just wanna bring it up
and get it out in the open
440
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,212
So that there's no unnecessary
tension between us
441
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,713
In the office or anything.
442
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,215
- Good luck.
- Thanks, man.
443
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,951
No, good luck for you, too. Um.
444
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,388
Hey, is that your wife over there?
445
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,190
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
446
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,892
- Yeah, she is hot.
- Huh.
447
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,562
- Sure.
- Of course, yeah.
448
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,063
No, I'm not trying
to be weird or anything.
449
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,934
It's just that max had said...
You know, multiple times,
450
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,237
He had mentioned that she was,
like, really hot, so.
451
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,206
- Did he?
- Yeah.
452
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,907
- Yeah, but I-i agree.
- Huh.
453
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,076
But, yeah. I mean, he's a dog.
454
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,311
yeah.
455
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,446
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Right.
456
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,915
Right. Totally.
457
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,217
♪
458
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:43,988
I mean, I heard he's
just got a huge dick.
459
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,323
So...
460
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,326
♪ dance, dance, dance ♪
461
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,394
Bye.
462
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,133
♪
463
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:09,614
♪
464
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:18,956
♪
465
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,427
Keith!
466
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:26,364
Rent is still two weeks late!
467
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,936
I know you're in there.
468
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,606
Oh.
469
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:58,529
♪
470
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,032
♪ Sleep beneath the stars ♪
471
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,835
♪ honey, I have all I need ♪
472
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,171
♪ right in front of me ♪
473
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,874
♪ waiting in the car ♪
474
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,678
♪ burning all my money
on the dashboard ♪
475
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,413
♪ for the record ♪
476
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,882
♪ don't need it ♪
477
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:22,320
♪ where I'm going and I can't admit ♪
478
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,521
♪ no way of knowing ♪
479
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,524
♪ is it cold outside? ♪
480
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,825
♪ No way of knowing ♪
481
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,861
♪ will you be my guide? ♪
482
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:35,533
♪ I'm gonna need you tonight ♪
483
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:39,770
Tell me everything is all right
484
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:44,542
You wouldn't do it, but I just might
485
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,044
So, show me how
486
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,713
You made the vow
487
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:52,717
I'm gonna need you tonight
488
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:57,388
Walking miles in the moonlight
489
00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:01,592
Got myself into the wrong fight
490
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,061
So show me where
491
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:07,932
To make amends
492
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,402
♪
493
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,586
aah!
494
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,322
♪
495
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,757
Hey.
496
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,759
Dory, would you ever consider
497
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,061
Joining me, like full-time?
498
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:40,097
Gets lonely, working solo.
499
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:44,502
I think you have a knack
for this pi stuff.
500
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,437
We'll make a really great team.
501
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,407
♪
502
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,675
How's that sound?
503
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,343
Will you consider it?
504
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,418
I really wish you would.
505
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,456
Oh, baby.
506
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,461
Oh, baby.
507
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:18,336
Ahh!
508
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,171
Oh, my god.
509
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,972
You see that, baby?
510
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,207
♪
511
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:27,211
What is that?
512
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:31,349
♪ Don't you know ♪
513
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,651
♪ pretending ♪
514
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:36,654
♪ hurts? ♪
515
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,356
♪
516
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,392
♪
517
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,194
♪
518
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:46,197
♪
519
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:50,234
♪ Might as well ♪
520
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,670
♪ just let you ♪
521
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,138
♪ burn ♪
522
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,707
♪
523
00:22:56,713 --> 00:22:58,713
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