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You know, now that CeeCee's
starting to walk,
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we should think about
baby proofing this place.
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We didn't baby proof the house
for you or your brother,
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and you both lived.
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Have you forgotten that Connor
stuck a butter knife
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in an outlet?
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And he lived. Your point?
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Might explain the way he is.
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You mean my electric personality?
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Hey. Hey.
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Brought dinner.
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Ooh, meat lovers. What's the occasion?
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Well, thanks to your husband,
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we're handling all the auto
business for the high school.
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I'm bringin' home the bacon,
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and the sausage and the pepperoni.
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All of their tires, huh?
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I'm impressed.
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But...
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No buts. Way to go.
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Still feels like there's a "but" coming.
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You feel it, I feel it, too.
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You two are impossible.
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See, that feels better.
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Got a pretty hefty commission
check coming your way.
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We sure need it, given our
ginormous credit card debt.
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You mean my ginormous
credit card debt.
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I was tryin' to be nice.
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Try harder.
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Your ginormous credit card debt
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does not diminish my love for you.
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That is nicer.
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I was thinkin', how about
we take some of my commission
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and go have a fancy dinner somewhere?
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No, that's okay, we don't have to.
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You sure?
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Celebrate that we're finally
makin' some money.
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You're making some money.
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You're mad about that?
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Of course not.
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'Cause that'd be a weird thing
to be mad about.
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Yeah, well, I'm not.
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Good.
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Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
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Probably a nicer way to say it.
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Okay, fine, it pisses me off.
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There we go.
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It just makes me feel like
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I'm-I'm not contributing anything.
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Honey, it ain't a competition.
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Yes, it is and I'm losing.
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You want me to earn less?
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Look, I went to college,
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I have a Bachelor of Arts degree
in communications.
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I should be making more than you.
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Well, what's stoppin' you?
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Oh, come on, put that diploma
to use, talk to me.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Tea's fine. Mm.
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You sure? Slice of pie?
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What kind of pie you got?
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Apple, pecan, lemon meringue.
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Nah, I get my pie from the Waffle House.
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Right.
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I could use some more hot water.
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Can I get you another tea bag?
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You gonna charge me for it?
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Yes.
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Water's fine.
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You charge for lemon?
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No.
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Thank you.
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You know, I went to college.
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We'll be back with more of
today's hits right after this.
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Do you feel like your potential
isn't being maximized?
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Oh, you got to be kidding me.
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Could you use some extra money?
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Does a bear crap in the woods?
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Would you like to be your own boss?
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I don't care, just say how to do it.
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So it's basically selling
vitamins, and diet shakes,
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and health bars.
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And I can make my own schedule
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so I can keep my job at the diner
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and I can still be here for CeeCee.
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Have you ever worked in sales?
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No, but how hard can it be
selling diet stuff to Texans
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everybody's chunky.
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Okay. When do you start?
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Well, here's the thing
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you know that old saying,
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"You gotta spend money
to make money?"
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Uh-huh.
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Well, there you go.
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How much?
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Well, obviously I'd make it back real fast.
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How much? And keep in mind,
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sales is all about communication.
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And what do I have a degree in?
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Are you gonna tell me or not?
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It's $1,200.
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That's my whole commission
from the school account.
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Meant to be, huh?
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Just so I'm clear,
are you competing with me
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or are we on the same team?
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How can you even ask that?
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Of course we're on the same team.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Just a word of warnin'
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sales is not as easy as you think.
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It's not?
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I just got you to fork over 1,200 bucks.
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God, I am so turned on right now.
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep in this area.
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I just wanted to introduce myself
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and see if you had a few minutes
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to hear about our exciting products.
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How did you get in this building?
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Oh, well, I waited
till somebody was coming out...
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep in this area.
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I just wrapped things up
with your neighbor
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and she... Which neighbor?
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Well, right next door.
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Joan gave you money?
She owes me money.
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Well, I don't really know about...
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Joan! Joan!
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Why are you buying crap from this bimbo
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when you owe me for the lotto tickets?!
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I know you're in there!
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Joan!
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep in the...
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. Uh...
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Hi. I'm Mandy.
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I didn't even say anything!
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Hey. Hey.
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Can I make you a plate?
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Sure.
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So?
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How'd it go?
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Great. Just great.
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It's important to keep in mind,
selling is like an art.
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You know, it takes time to learn the...
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Somebody else talk.
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Yeah, when I was young,
I tried sellin' door-to-door.
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It was rough.
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Yeah, how young?
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Oh, real young, 16.
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So three years ago.
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That's a big chuck of my life.
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The point is is I got better.
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Oh, good for you.
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I see why you stopped talkin'.
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Relax, okay? I'm not mad at you.
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Great. So you gonna pack it in?
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Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
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No, we'd be out 1,200 bucks.
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You'd be out 1,200 bucks.
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Well, I thought we're on the same team.
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We are.
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You spent $1,200
to sell diet food to Texans?
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Georgie thought it was a good idea.
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I was tryin' to be supportive.
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So you were lying?
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I was supportin'.
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Okay, no sense throwing blame around.
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If you're not gonna quit, what's the plan?
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Well, door-to-door's a waste of time.
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I need to set up someplace
people come to me.
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Maybe in front of
a grocery store or something.
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Lot of foot traffic,
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people feelin' guilty about
junk food. That's smart.
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Yeah, that's why I said it.
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Go team.
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You know, I was thinking,
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maybe we should buy
some of Mandy's diet crap.
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You know, get her started.
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Really?
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Have you forgotten
the Girl Scout cookies?
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The crying, the tantrums.
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"Daddy, nobody buys my cookies."
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She ended up selling a bunch.
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To you.
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Oh, like you don't enjoy
a Thin Mint out of the freezer.
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You know, she's not a little girl anymore.
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You can't keep coddling her.
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You coddle Connor...
what's the difference?
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He's a late bloomer.
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He's 26.
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He bloomed.
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This is the bloom.
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You know very well he requires
a little extra love.
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He requires a swift kick in the ass.
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You don't mean that.
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You could at least make him
chip in around the house,
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you know, maybe do his own laundry.
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That seems fair.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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What?
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I wasn't prepared to win an argument.
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You want to tell him?
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I kind of do.
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Go for it.
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Hey, uh, just so we're clear,
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I'm gonna tell him we agreed on this.
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I don't want him coming to you
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and playing us against each other.
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Smart.
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All right.
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Ooh.
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What if he gives me a hard time?
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Then he will have dirty clothes.
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Consequences.
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That's good.
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Hi! Would you like to sample one
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of our delicious diet shakes
or nutrition bars?
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Okay, maybe on the way out!
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Hi, ma'am, would you like to sample
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one of our delicious diet shakes?
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Not that I think you're fat!
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'Cause I don't!
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Hey.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Oh, just wanted to come check in
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on my favorite saleslady.
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How's it going?
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Good. Uh, passing out samples,
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getting people excited about the product.
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Oh, excuse me, may I interest you
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in a free sample of a.
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I'm a person! I have feelings!
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Hey, maybe instead of just launching
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right into your sales pitch, you try to find
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something personal
you can connect about.
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I got this, Georgie.
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Watch this.
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Hook 'em, Horns.
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Hell yeah.
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That game against A&M,
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they got robbed.
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100%.
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What's all this?
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A scientifically designed diet system.
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Here, try one.
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Not only tastes great
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it's developed by doctors
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to help you drop weight jiffy quick.
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I could probably lose a few.
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How much?
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Oh, normally $15.
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But we're having a special... two for $20.
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Well, then give me two.
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Get ready to wear
smaller clothes, my friend.
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See you at the beach!
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Look at that... your first sale!
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How's it going?
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Fine.
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You know how to use the
fabric softeners and whatnot?
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There's instructions on the bottle.
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Right.
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Good for you.
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So all these years your
mother did your laundry,
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you were perfectly capable
of doing it yourself?
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Yes.
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Why didn't you ever do it?
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No one asked me.
272
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So if I asked you to
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clean the bathroom, do the dishes,
274
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take out the garbage, you would?
275
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Yes.
276
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Okay.
277
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,530
Well, then
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do those things.
279
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Okay.
280
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This is crazy.
281
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,589
Oh, come on!
282
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,721
- You were right there!
- Yeah.
283
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,852
Watching you do it for me.
284
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,201
I was just trying to help.
285
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,550
Well, I didn't ask for your help.
286
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,030
What's going on?
287
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,379
My husband thinks I'm an idiot.
288
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,380
No, I don't.
289
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You just think I suck at sales.
290
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Which don't make you an idiot.
291
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He's right.
292
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"Which don't."
293
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Mandy, selling is in my blood.
294
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It's what I do.
295
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Why can't you just let me help you?
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Because I wanted to do it on my own.
297
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That's just crazy.
298
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If I was trying to be a waitress in a diner,
299
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I'd ask you for help.
300
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,618
Now, see, that right there,
301
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,296
that is what an idiot sounds like.
302
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,758
Georgie?
303
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Ms. Hutchins?
304
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You quit working at the high school?
305
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,111
No, I do both.
306
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This one for the money,
307
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high school librarian for the glamour.
308
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,160
What brings you by?
309
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:17,076
I'm kind of looking
for a book on relationships.
310
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,252
My wife and I are having a bit of a spat.
311
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,558
You're married?
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Got a baby, too.
313
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Oh, you knocked her up.
314
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That makes more sense.
315
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,566
Speaking of making sense,
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you got any books that
explain women or marriage
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or whatever it is I did wrong?
318
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,398
Oh. I have just the thing.
319
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You married?
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Me?
321
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,342
Oh, I'm too busy
having fun to settle down.
322
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Try this.
323
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,455
Men Are from Mars,
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Women Are from Venus.
325
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Hmm. That explains a lot.
326
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,244
Have you read it?
327
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,115
Several times.
328
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,247
Did it work?
329
00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:00,424
Yes, my love life is fantastic.
330
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,295
Do you want the book or not?
331
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,799
Sure.
332
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,647
I'm young and married,
333
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,127
you're old and alone.
334
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,327
It's funny how things work out.
335
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,243
Hilarious.
336
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,965
Did you put the dishes away?
337
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,532
Connor did.
338
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,036
Oh.
339
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,299
And the ball is snapped.
340
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,365
Don't forget... tomorrow's garbage day.
341
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,043
Connor took the cans down.
342
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,499
Oh.
343
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:33,916
Good.
344
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:35,981
Bathroom's clean.
345
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,746
Attaboy.
346
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,899
What did you say to him?
347
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,814
I just asked.
348
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,860
Just over nine minutes to go in this
349
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,992
I don't know how I feel about this.
350
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,602
What's the problem?
351
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:52,128
I guess I'm just used
to taking care of him.
352
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,695
Aw. 'Cause he's your baby boy?
353
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,001
- Yeah.
- Hmm?
354
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,698
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
355
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,135
you can always take care of me.
356
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,702
Oh, it's not the same!
357
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,139
Brought you a fresh one, Dad.
358
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,121
Thank you, son.
359
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,605
It's a tough night for you, huh?
360
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,890
Aw. She's adorable.
361
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,369
Oh.
362
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,501
Thank you.
363
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,155
Don't you love being a mom?
364
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,504
I do.
365
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,506
She's everything to me.
366
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,160
But there are some days where I feel like
367
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,988
all I am is "CeeCee's mom."
368
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,946
And that is not enough.
369
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,774
I have more to offer the world than
370
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:32,385
changing diapers and blending bananas.
371
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,170
I get that.
372
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,302
You want to know something?
373
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,825
I just took a sales job,
374
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,437
not because I needed it but because
375
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,221
I wanted something I could call my own.
376
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,007
And my husband...
bless his dumb, redneck heart
377
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,009
swooped in and took it away from me.
378
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,054
They think they can fix everything.
379
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,534
Why don't they get us?
380
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,232
Because they're
self-centered sons of bitches.
381
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,060
You got that right.
382
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,540
So what are you selling?
383
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,455
Oh, uh, it doesn't matter.
384
00:15:58,479 --> 00:15:59,586
Yes, it does.
385
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,632
It matters very much.
386
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,373
Oh, uh, well
387
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,158
diet shakes, vitamins, nutrition bars.
388
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:09,422
Oh. I could probably lose
a little bit of the baby weight.
389
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,730
Oh, well, don't say that. You're beautiful.
390
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,669
$15 a box, two for $20.
391
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:16,560
I'll take two.
392
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,561
Yeah, same here.
393
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:18,562
- I'll take eight.
- Okay.
394
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,979
Hang on. Let me write this down.
395
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,223
Hello.
396
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,964
Hey. How'd her checkup go?
397
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,661
Great, good, she might need glasses.
398
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,097
More importantly, I made a ton of sales
399
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,427
and I did it all by myself.
400
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,668
- That's amazing.
- You're darn right it's amazing.
401
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:38,780
What's that?
402
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,498
Men Are from Mars,
Women Are from Venus.
403
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,108
You're kidding.
404
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:46,047
They ain't really. It's just a metaphor.
405
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,896
Yeah, I got it.
406
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,637
Uh, why are you reading it?
407
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,881
Well, I'm trying to be a better husband.
408
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:54,902
You'd do that for me?
409
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,079
I'd do anything for you.
410
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,757
I didn't think that
included reading a book.
411
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,301
Not just any book
412
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,066
a long-ass, boring one.
413
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,002
Yeah, well, what'd you learn?
414
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,482
Well, in a nutshell, all you gals want
415
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,137
is to be heard and have
your feelings validated.
416
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,487
Huh. All us gals.
417
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,209
Sorry. All you girls.
418
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,211
Ladies?
419
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,692
Well, I know it ain't "chicks."
420
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,931
Well, what about all you fellas?
421
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,846
Well, that's interesting. Turns out
422
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,152
men are problem solvers.
423
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,675
We like to fix stuff.
424
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,068
But here's where it gets tricky
425
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,417
y'all don't want us to fix stuff.
426
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,834
You just want to complain.
427
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,712
Whatever you're feeling,
I acknowledge it!
428
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,533
- Hi.
- I told you, I don't want what you're selling.
429
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,535
I know. And-and I'm not selling.
430
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,320
I just came by to apologize.
431
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,432
For what?
432
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,802
Well, this is hard for me,
433
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,978
but I was trying to prove to my husband
434
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,893
that I-I'm-I'm more than just a mom.
435
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,069
But maybe I'm kidding myself.
436
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,679
I mean, maybe that's all I am.
437
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,550
I had a husband like that.
438
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,682
So you understand.
439
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,118
I mean, no matter how hard you work,
440
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,990
you're always the junior partner
in the relationship.
441
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,383
Second-class citizen.
442
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,495
Exactly.
443
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,474
Anyway, I'll-I'll leave you alone. I just
444
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,892
I wanted to tell you how sorry
I am for bothering you.
445
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,070
Hang on!
446
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,986
Tell me about what you're selling.
447
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,120
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