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♪ Well, I can't wait to... ♪
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Breaking news.
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Axe Cop has been elected
president of the world.
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I am now president of the world.
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And as such, I will
make up some new laws.
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Axe Cop, what kind of laws?
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Anyone that steals
money Now gets the
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amount they stole dropped
on them in change.
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Axe Cop, is your
speech over yet?
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No, last night, I prayed to god.
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And he told me there
will be 1 million years
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of peace on Earth.
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President Axe Cop,
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how do you feel knowing
you'll probably never have to
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- chop a bad guy's head off again?
- Bored.
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One day, at the
scene of the fire,
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the cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day
he became Axe Cop!
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_
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So he had tryouts and
hired a partner.
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_
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_
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I will chop your heads off!
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Oh! There's nothing to do.
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I guess there is a downside
to a million years of peace.
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There is no one left to fight.
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Wrong! I can fight animals
at the fighting ZOO.
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The fighting ZOO is a
ZOO where they let you
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fight the animals. The animals
are all very good fighters.
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Crying? Fighting
elephants don't cry.
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Oh no. This is not
a fighting ZOO.
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It's the normal ZOO.
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I am going to the oval office and
never coming out ever again!
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_
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I'm really worried about
President Axe Cop.
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He hasn't left his
room in months.
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Oh! Madam first lady
Abraham Lincoln,
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- you look ravishing.
- How's the president?
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I wouldn't know.
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He doesn't talk to
his wife anymore!
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I only married you
to escape boredom!
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Now I'm just bored
in a different way.
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Fine, I'm going back to my own
time and turning back into a man.
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She's just going to the mall.
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- She does this all the time.
- Oh, good, you're gonna sweep.
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No, just taking it
for another spin.
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I think President Axe Cop
has finally lost it.
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Uh, Mr. President, we need
you in the gold garden.
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- I can't hear you. I'm flying.
- Aw, come on, buddy.
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There are some important
world leaders down there.
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And they have presents for you.
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Presents?
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Mr. President, may I present the
great wizard Artist Rabbit?
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I have traveled all the
way from the beach to...
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Where is my present?
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- A pencil that makes me look tiny?
- It's a magic pencil.
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Anything you draw with
it comes to life.
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Hot chocolate, a fancy
hat, laughing children.
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I will draw a giant bad guy
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and then kill it before
it kills Flute Cop.
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Ha!
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I'll chop your...
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- Aw! Drawing is hard.
- President Axe Cop,
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Jr. Cobbb here from the
planet of talking gorillas.
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- Present, gimme.
- I don't have one.
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- Ugh!
- I came here because I need your help.
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A brilliant Evil Scientist
has kidnapped my true love.
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I need you to go to talking
gorilla planet with me
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and kill the brilliant
Evil Scientist.
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But that doesn't make any sense.
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God said there would be a
million years of peace.
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He said a million years
of peace on Earth.
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Not on talking gorilla planet.
Uh!
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Now punch the ground super hard.
It'll launch us into space.
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Do not touch my presents.
I'll know if you do.
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Finally, I am not bored!
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Jr. Cobbb, where is the
brilliant Evil Scientist?
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- He is over there.
- I know where that is.
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I think I can pick the lock.
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I got a better idea.
Check this out.
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H'ya!
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Ho-ho-ho-ho!
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- Brilliant Evil Scientist.
- Axe Cop.
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I'll chop your head off! Ha'!
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- Jr. Cobbb, my axe!
- I did what you asked, Evil Scientist.
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I brought you Axe Cop.
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- Jr. Cobbb, you're a bad guy?
- I had no choice.
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The brilliant Evil Scientist
has my true love.
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But I thought you were
my new best friend.
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You thought that
because you're dumb,
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just like everyone on Earth.
You're dumb!
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And my brain is so smart
that everyone's stupidity
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causes me tremendous...
brain pain!
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But now that I've brilliantly
tricked you here,
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I can execute my genius plan.
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- Which is?
- Kill you, replace you
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with a robot, and send it to Earth,
where it will kill everyone!
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And then I will know
sweet brain peace.
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One problem. You can't kill me.
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Oh, I'm not going
to kill you, dummy.
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- Axe Cop is going to kill you.
- Not if I kill me first!
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Ha!
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Ow!
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Go ahead, evil robot Axe Cop,
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chop off real Axe
Cop's stupid head.
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There, he is dead.
Now let Maurice go.
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Don't be stupid. I
killed Maurice.
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And now... I have to kill you.
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Grey, did you see this?
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A million years of peace ends today.
Huh, time flies, huh?
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Apparently, they're having
a big countdown party
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all over the world.
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What are you doing?!
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Look at what the Rainbow
Princess gave Axe Cop.
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- It's a hot plate!
- Are you insane?!
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Did you open all of President
Axe Cop's presents?!
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No. Now I did.
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All right! Another hot plate!
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Ooh la la. This
one's from France.
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Are you trying to get
our heads chopped off?!
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Because I like my head
right where it is,
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slap dab between my shoulders.
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- President Axe Cop!
- You opened my presents.
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Oh, sorry, sorry. We'll rewrap them.
I swear.
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Thank you. Now I must
go give a big speech
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for the end-of-peace
countdown party.
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See you there, fat
guy and jewel hat.
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Huh, I could have sworn
he knew our names.
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We've just gotten word
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that President Axe Cop has
joined the celebration.
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Let's go live to hear what the
best president ever has to say.
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Earth, I am Axe Cop,
president of the world.
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World peace is about to end.
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Many, many, many bad guys
are coming to kill us.
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And I won't be able to
chop off all their heads.
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- You are doomed.
- Axe Cop, is your speech over yet?
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No. There is only one
thing we can do.
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Everyone has to open
their kitchen drawers,
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pull out their favorite knife,
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and stab themselves
in the chest.
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I love you!
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I don't know. Something doesn't
feel right about this.
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Dude, this is Axe Cop, okay? He's
never steered us wrong before.
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I say we stab ourselves
in the chest.
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Yes! Yes! They're doing it!
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They're all going to stab themselves
because they're all so stupid!
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Axe Cop would never tell
people to stab themselves.
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He'd chop their heads off himself.
Unless...
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54, 53, 52...
That's not Axe Cop!
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- Not so fast, dummy!
- Brilliant Evil Scientist?!
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You're too late, Flute Cop. The
real Axe Cop is already dead.
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And soon, thanks to
my robot Axe Cop,
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All the other idiots on
Earth will be dead too.
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W-Wait a minute. What's that?
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- What? Did I lean on something?
- There's a note pinned to your back.
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Oh, it's for me from Axe Cop.
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Dear Evil Scientist,
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when my head gets chopped
off, it just climbs back on.
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It is one of my favorite
things about myself.
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I brought Jr. Cobbb back to
life using a health potion.
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As punishment for
helping a bad guy,
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- I made Jr. Cobbb give me $5.
- Aww.
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He told me your evil plan. I
told him you already told me.
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And then I spent the
next one million years
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teaching myself how to draw.
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After that, I used my magic pencil
to draw a second Earth in space.
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I named it... _
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I relocated every single
person to Earth 2.
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Then I drew a factory
that made bomb copies
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of everyone on Earth.
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They look like people,
but are set to detonate
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when they get stabbed.
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Then I wrote this note and
pinned it onto Flute Cop.
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Looks like you're about to explode.
Signed, Axe Cop.
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Ah, bomb people. Axe
Cop, that is brilliant.
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9, 8, 7...
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Oh, you're kidding me.
Flute twirl!
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3... 2... 1!
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Stab.
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We did it, bros, the Evil
Scientist and Earth 1 are dead.
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And a million years of peace is over.
So I'll never be bored again.
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Um, Axe Cop? Why did
you leave me on Earth
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- with all those dumb bomb copies?
- Hey, what am I doing here?
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So... I was a bomb
copy the whole time?
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- Yes.
- But why do I have feelings, memories?
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Because I'm really
good at drawing.
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Oh, I get it now.
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Well, I guess I'll go see
what that sunset's all about.
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♪ We clawed, we chained
our hearts in vain ♪
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♪ we jumped never asking why ♪
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♪ we kissed, I fell
under your spell ♪
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♪ a love no one could deny ♪
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♪ I came in like a
wrecking ball ♪
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♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪
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