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I want the dough,
Understand?

You got till friday,
5:00,

Then you get both your legs
Broken.

I want the dough,
Understand?

Now get out of here.
Go on, beat it.

Get out of here,
Creep.

Here are the stacks,
Mr. Templeton.

Thank you, frank.

Yeah, yeah.
It'’s me, frank, yeah.

He'’s on his way,

Wearing a blue cardigan sweater,
Brown pants.

The guard is with him.

Yeah, the guard
Is with him.

This sets us straight,
Right?

Yeah, that sets us straight,
Frank.

He'’s coming out now.
There'’s a guard with him.

He'’s got a blue cardigan sweater
And brown pants.

- blue what?
- blue cardigan, brown pants.

Well, where is he?

There he is,
Skinny one.

Easy.
Take him with your pinky.

Hey, old man,
Uh, excuse me.

You know how I can possibly
Get to canal street?

No, I mean
I seem to be lost, uh--

- hey, old man!
- hey pop!

We dropped
Something in your cart.

- hey, that'’s mine!
- aww, shut up, old man!

Get back, old man!

Shut up!

All right now, split.

I'’ll meet you
Back at the place.

All right, come on!

Get in the car!
Get in the car!

All right, just drive!

Come on, let'’s go!

This is car 723.

Requesting additional units
At wall and pearl.

Go on, drive.
Go on.

One bullet,
Up close,

Through the left side
Of the abdomen.

Any witnesses?

Yeah, three of them,
Over there with saperstein.

What'’d they see?

Two punks spill a cart,

Shoot the old man,
And run.

Well, was it an argument?

No, one person says
They took something.

The other one says
They didn'’t take anything.

That'’s his stuff over there,
The cart.

All right, one of you
Go over there

And get the story straight.

There must have been
A thousand--

- do what I told you!
- yes, lieutenant.

What'’s all this?

That'’s his stuff.

Huh?

It'’s yiddish,
Hebrew or something.

You hang it on the wall
For decoration.

Where'’s his hat?

- I didn'’t see one.
- never saw one.

An hasidic jew
Without a hat?

Somebody
Must have ripped it off

And on wallstreet too,
Ain'’t that beautiful?

All right, check this address
For relatives.

If not, get a rabbi
From the nearest synagogue.

Get somebody down to the morgue
For an I.D.

Right.

Take all this stuff in
For fingerprints, right?

Lieutenant,
This is patrolman warren.

Three blocks from here
There was a rip-off

Of a messenger that works
For a stock brokerage firm.

I chased a couple of guys
Up here carrying a package.

I lost them.

When I heard that somebody else
Here got bumped,

I came up
To see what was happening.

Thank you, officer.

Knox mining company.

They must have dumped
The package

In the old man'’s cart,

Or else he was in with them.

Knox mining company.

All right, you check
With forgery and bonds.

Check out that serial number.

50,000 shares.
$500 a share.

That'’s $1/4 million
You got

In your hot little hands,
Crocker.

Go ahead.

Crocker.

Take a look at that face
On the old man?

Think he was in with them?

Lieutenant?

I have some witnesses
Over here.

Which one of you
Saw the killer?

I did.

Go ahead.

What'’s your name,
Young lady?

Fern.

Fern of the wind.

Lovely.

I was sitting over there
Where it happened,

But I didn'’t see the fight
Or the death.

Oh.

A man was being beat up here,

And you were sitting
Over there,

And you didn'’t see anything?

I lost my job.

I was meditating.

Oh, I'’m sorry.

Well, were your eyes open
Or your eyes closed?

Open.

Well, no matter
Who your guru is,

You must have been looking
At something.

What was it?

A couple of pigeons
Making love.

I was thinking,
How could they be so happy

And me so miserable?

All right, you heard a shot,
You looked over.

What did you see?

One guy with checked pants
And a gun.

The other guy grabbing
A lot of papers.

I didn'’t see their faces.
I'’m sorry.

What kind of papers?

Oh, I don'’t know, papers.

Then they split up,

And one went that way,
And one went that way.

Fern of the wind,
Now that'’s beautiful.

- thank you.
- thank you.

Thank you, officer.

Now when you'’ve finished
Doing what you'’re doing,

Follow me with the car.

Right, lieutenant.
South, 723 manhattan...

Hey, give me a nickel cherry,
Huh?

You know, uh,
For a quarter more,

I'’ll put a little anisette
In here.

- oh, yeah?
- yeah.

You didn'’t see
A couple of guys running by here

With some papers,
Did you?

No, no, one guy.

I saw one guy come running
From over there.

I figured he was involved
With that shooting,

So I chased after him.

He went over
To the athletic club,

Stopped over there,
And took out a pistol.

A black limousine
Is passing by.

He flags it down,

Jumps into the car,
And takes off.

Did you see
Who was in the limo?

Yeah, there was
An old man in the front,

There was a chauffeur,

And there was a good-looking guy
In the back.

You didn'’t the plate number,
Did you?

I only got
The first two letters,

"Z", "I",
That'’s all.

Yeah, thanks.

It'’s a black limo
Down at the athletic club.

License plate a "Z."

It'’s got to be a rental,
Right?

I'’ll check
The limo services.

All right, do that.

I thought I told you
No booze.

Thanks.

What does he want?

All right,

Now if I get
The message straight,

It seems
These two young gentlemen

Have maximized
The effort needed

With a very good chance
Of minimizing the results.

Also, it seems
There just might be

An item or two missing.

Ask them.

Hang on.

Angie, so like I said,
The bundle was messed up.

How do we know the whole package
Is still together?

How could I check it out
Anyhow?

I don'’t know
What'’s supposed to be in it.

Anyway, I don'’t want to talk
About it no more.

It came down bad.

He don'’t know from nothing,

Except they definitely aced
The old man.

We'’re checking now
To see if anything'’s missing.

In the meantime,
Whoever employed

Those two
Trigger-happy gentlemen

Has a lot to worry about.

If they ever get picked up
For murder,

They'’ll name him
In two seconds flat

If the police offer them
The slightest consideration.

I understand sir, really.
It'’s my neck.

I'’ll take the necessary measures
Personally.

There'’ll be no loose ends,
None.

- I promise.
- see that there aren'’t.

Hey, angie?

Why don'’t you hang around
A while?

I'’ll be right over.

He'’ll be here
In a couple of minutes.

Sir, we can'’t park there.

It'’s all right, I'm working
My way through college.

Yeah.

Black chauffeured limo,

Young man in the back,

Another guy with a gun
At his head.

Yes, sir, that'’s the car
Right there.

Well, who the hell did you
Tell about it?

Well, mr. Grenfell was back
Within ten minutes.

He said there
Was no damage done.

No damage, eh?

$2 million in bonds,

Two guys
With their heads bashed in,

An old man killed,

And you say
There'’s no damage?

Now where can I find
This mr. Grenfell?

Upstairs, sir,
Sixth floor, I believe.

All right, you guys
Take care

Of that chauffeur
Over there.

Mr. Grenfell?

Yeah, that'’s me.

Excuse me,
I'’m police lieutenant kojak.

Everybody'’s got a badge
These days.

You got something else?

Come here, sonny,

And bring your spear
With you, huh?

An armed fugitive took your car
This morning.

How come
You didn'’t report it?

What happened,
Lenny?

Somebody borrowed my car
This morning

When I left to pick you up.

Yeah?

This is sheik ali
Of kewadin.

He'’s, he's the last
Of the 40 thieves.

Sheik, this is one of our
Police lieutenants, theo kojak?

Yeah, and this is lenny,

Best salesmen down here,

The last of wall street
Gunslingers.

Nice, well,
Two gunslingers

A little while ago
Killed an old man.

Now if, lenny,
Your great salesman,

Had reported it,
We would have had an honest I.D.

I didn'’t know anybody
Was shot.

I just found out about that
A few minutes ago

From one of the members.

Yeah, excuse me.

Come on, kojak,
The last thing in the world

I want is to get involved
In a syndicate rip-off.

Well,
Why a syndicate rip-off?

Why not a job
By the lone ranger?

20 million bucks?

Now who gets rid of that kind of
Hot securities every week?

We both know
The answer to that.

You start volunteering
The wrong information down here,

You know what you get.

Yeah, a chance to put the lid
On the operation.

You get a chance
For an underground vacation

In the jersey pine barrens.

Sheik, I hope you'’re following
All this.

You deal with me,
Everything'’s gonna be beautiful.

You deal
With the wrong people,

You'’re going to be out
$100 million.

$100 million?

A small portion
Of our state treasury,

Which I hope to invest
Before monday'’s devaluation.

Uh-huh.

Lieutenant,

Is there something specific
You'’d like to ask me?

Yes, specifically
I want your cooperation.

I also want the road
The killer took you down,

And I said "Killer," sonny.

I understand.

Honestly,
I kept my eyes closed.

As far as the road,

My chauffeur would know that
Better than me.

Look, I'’d appreciate it
If you would let us

Get back to our game.

I suppose you could call me
At my office,

And you can ask me
The same questions again.

You come up
With the same answers, right?

Lieutenant,
Are you finished?

Or are you just,
Uh,

Going to hang around here
And check out our style?

I'’m gonna check out
Your eyesight.

Let me get this straight, now.

You got this arab out there

With his sword
On the dance floor,

Waving it in front
Of your jewish face,

And you don'’t blink.

So what you'’re telling me
Is the guy with the gun,

You close both
Your steely eyes, huh?

I ain'’t buying that,
Sonny.

- hey, ali?
- yes, lieutenant?

Why don'’t you do a knife job
On him?

Oh, sure,
My pleasure!

So then we rolled up here,

And we stopped
A few minutes to watch, see?

And as we looked back--

And as we and looked back,

This guy deposits
His parcel in a car

Parked along there
And departs.

What kind of a car?

It was budget-type sedan,
Light green.

Brewster green
We used to call it.

See, well, then,
He takes off,

And a swarthy-looking
Mediterranean type

Comes out of that building.

He gets in to the car,

Takes off with the parcel
But without the other man--

- all right, crocker?
- and then we left.

See what you
Can find out

About that brewster green car
Over there,

And then you come back
To the station house,

And take a nice air-conditioned
New york taxi.

We got millions of '’em.

And that'’s what happened,
You see, as I told you.

You ought to come over
To my testimony statement,

Honey, rizzo'’s,
And you'’ll be all right!

You stay right there, honey.
I'’ll be your sergeant.

Yeah, sergeant garbage!

Hey, who am I talking to?
Nobody?

Yeah, lieutenant.

Two guys from stocks bonds?

Uh, those two
Ivy league looking stockbrokers

Over there claim to be
Sergeants way and collins,

Lieutenant.

Yeah, all right, take charge
Of the chauffeur here.

Lieutenant kojak,
Manhattan south.

Sergeant way,
Lieutenant.

How are you, sergeant,
Nice to see you.

- collins.
- collins.

You guys gotta be

The two best-dressed guys
In town, huh?

What is this,
Brooks brothers?

You don'’t do bad yourself,
Lieutenant.

What do you think,
Collins?

For homicide?
Outstanding!

Yeah, well my tailor'’s
A killer.

In the meantime, we got a body
On our hands, right?

Homicide, tied into
A securities heist, right?

Mm-hmm.

Two guys knock off
A messenger,

And they abandon their car
In traffic.

He was framed.

So they stashed their securities
In some old man'’s cart.

When they go back
To claim them,

The old man doesn'’t know
What'’s going on.

He puts up a fight,
And they kill him.

Lieutenant,
I'’m going to take the chauffeur

Over to take a look
At some pictures,

But he swears that his boss
Saw them better than he did.

Splendid!
Go ahead.

Yeah, you want to come
With me, pal?

All right.
Grenfell.

They commandeered his car
For a get-away.

Do you know him?

Sure, everybody down here
Knows about him.

Oh, what'’s his reputation?
On the level?

Well, when you deal in
The stratosphere like he does,

How can you be sure?

He'’s made more money
Than almost any other american

Under the age of 30.

He traded $5 million worth
Of securities

On the floor in one hour
When he was starting.

Oh, yeah, I know him.

The jet plane,
The castles in switzerland,

And all the other little toys.

Uh...

I want you
To put a tail on him,

Him and that arab.

And don'’t you worry
That he knows what you'’re doing.

- I don'’t get it.
- a big man like lenny?

Oh, no, he doesn'’t want
To be tailed,

Him or his big client,
Sheik ali.

He wants to get us
Off his back,

He'’s got to
Come up with an I.D.

He'’s got to be a witness.

I think you can still get him
At the manhattan athletic club,

And, tracy,
You go with collins.

- yeah, sure.
- listen, lieutenant.

The expense of following

A big spender like that
Around town,

That'’s got to come out
Of your precinct, not mine.

You got a comb or something?

Lieutenant,

The newspaper dealer
Saw nothing.

No lead on the green car.

And I talked to forensic.

They had no usable prints.

I didn'’t get any prints

Off the limo
Or the abandoned car.

The guys
Must have been using gloves.

Which means we still
Got to come up

With an I.D., right?

What'’s the matter with you guys
Down there?

I mean, don'’t you ever come up
With a pinch of any kind?

Don'’t you come up
With any answers at all?

It'’s tough, believe me.

We make busts on what we think
Is a third level,

But it doesn'’t come near
The family itself.

So maybe if you can crack
The homicide fast enough?

If we get the guys
That did it,

If they decide to talk,

If we can get lenny
And the chauffeur

To come up with an I.D.,

Then maybe they'’ll tell us
Who hired them.

Come on, you guys,
Let'’s go.

Where do you want
To go now?

We'’re going down
To the brokerage house

That hired that messenger,
Come on.

Lenny?

Oh, hiya, doll.

- how are you?
- okay.

- good to see you.
- yeah.

Oh, sheik ali.

How are you?

You'’re so beautiful today.

Oh, thank you,
Felicity.

You have wonderful company.

I have to go
And have lunch.

You'’re going to break
Felicity'’s heart.

You can'’t do that.

I'’m just going to talk
To these people.

Oh, please have lunch
With us

I give you a chance
To sell me your portfolio

Before I buy from them.

You better, or else you'’ll
Be making a big mistake.

Because there'’s no way a jew

Is going to cheat an arab
On a deal like this.

Would I risk the publicity?

No way.
Understand?

I understand, but I have
To look for price too.

I'’m going.
You'’re beautiful.

salaam.

- shalom.
- shalom.

- let'’s eat.
- charming guy. He'’s charming.

I'’m famished.
Let'’s eat.

Follow the sheik.
I'’ll stay with him.

Okay, two.
Something nice.

Someone'’s going to pick him off,
I know it.

How the hell
Did they find him?

I thought I had him
Locked up.

Cherrystones, four orders.

He'’ll buy anything
That looks good,

Slap it in the bank,
And never look at it for years.

He'’s the biggest mark
In the city,

And if the wise guys get him,
What do I do?

Tell him he'’s dealing
With the syndicate?

Your highness!

- mr. Paulus?
- yes.

Oh, good to see you.

Jump in.

Oh, how are you?

So good to see you.

My pleasure.
My pleasure.

How about some lunch?

Well, I'’m hungry.

I'’m the routing clerk,
Lieutenant,

Which means
I schedule the messengers.

Yeah, which means--

Which means you'’re
In a perfect spot

To finger them for somebody
On the outside too, no?

I suppose so.

The same position
That a cop is in

To palm
A few hundred dollar bills.

What a disgraceful thing
To say.

But they all don'’t do it,
Do they, lieutenant?

Yeah,
What'’s your name again?

Mr. Templeton.

Hey, mr. Templeton,

Who else could finger
A messenger?

Anybody can check
The work charts.

The kids that package
The orders,

The guards,
Any of the messengers.

There are pushers
Out on the streets,

Shylocks, so somebody
In a back room like this cracks,

And once in a while
They come through

With a $20 million tip.

You lost $20 million?

We'’re still adding
And double-checking,

But that'’s what
It looks like.

It'’s mostly mining stocks,
South african and canadian.

There'’s some insurance,
But as the brokerage,

We'’ll take a bath
On this one.

Who bundled the package
That was heisted?

It was frank laughlin,
Front desk.

Oh, thank you,
You'’ve been very nice.

Hey, frank?

It'’s the heat.

Aren'’t you hot?

How'’s that, sir?

Well,
I see that everybody else

Got their sleeves
Rolled up.

If anybody suspects me
Of something,

I wish they'’d come out
With it.

Oh, come on now.

What lovely zapatos
You'’ve got there.

Pretty sneaky spot
To be shooting.

I don'’t know what
You'’re talking about.

I'’m clean.
That'’s all I have to know.

If you got something to
Tell us, you better do it now.

Uh-huh.

Take old sonny-boy in.

You lousy cop!

We'’ve been through this
Before, lieutenant.

We'’ll take him in, we'll check
Him out and everything.

It'’s not going to lead us
Anywhere.

Follow me
To the end of the rainbow.

- lieutenant?
- yeah.

Get me a black coffee,
Will you?

Don'’t extend yourself,
No sugar.

Yeah?

Yeah, okay.
Thanks.

Crocker?

I heard the call.

It sounded
Like our rip-off guys.

Yep, here they are.

Hmm,
I noticed municipal bonds

Took quite a slide
Yesterday.

It'’s just probably
A technical adjustment,

No doubt.

Futures...

I didn'’t know you were
Into the bulls and to the bears?

Oh, look, we'’re having

A board of directors meeting
This afternoon.

It'’d be awful nice
If you could squeeze us in, huh?

Oh, indubitably.

I thought you'’d say that.

Hey, theo,
I hear tracy spent last night

At two belly dance joints
With the sheik of kewadin.

The sheik?
Anybody else there?

Yeah, a high-roller
By the name of paul paulus.

Tracy got his name off
Of the bills he charged.

Paulus is squiring
Sheik around?

That figures.

Who'’s paulus?

One of a couple of dozen

In the same league
As lenny grenfell,

Wheeler-dealer,
Multimillionaire.

Just possibly a candidate
For the syndicate connection,

But go ahead and prove it;
I can'’t.

That money bunch is tighter
Than my wife'’s cousins.

Paulus, grenfell,
A handful of others,

They build a wall of money
Around themselves.

They fight, they argue,
They scheme,

Sometimes even
Double-cross each other,

But there'’s no way we're ever
Going to find out about it.

How do you guys from forgery
Ever get to infiltrate

A millionaires'’ club
Like that?

With great difficulty.

But I want to join that club,
Frank.

We'’re getting nowhere working up
From the bottom.

All right, take $10 million
From petty cash and good luck.

- crocker?
- yeah?

Next time collins calls in,

Let me know immediately
Where grenfell is.

Right.

What about the kid

Who made up the bundle
At the brokerage,

And the parking lot attendant

Who said
He didn'’t see anything?

Now I don'’t want us
Just dropping them.

Yeah, we'’re checking
Yellow sheets,

Who they hang out with,
Everything,

But even if they talk,
In the long run,

How high up the ladder
Do you think

They can really take us?

Come on, will you, frank?

I want to do
A little dealing myself.

Lenny'’s going to open doors
For me,

Or I swear I'’ll have him tailed
Right down

Through the next depression.

Municipal bonds took
Quite a slide yesterday.

Just a technical adjustment,
No doubt.

All right,
Call the journal,

Bring back everything
In the morgue on lenny grenfell.

Have somebody
Call the sec.

I want to know everything I can
About our whiz kid

With the jets
And the sheiks

And the see-no-evil attitude
I can'’t stand.

- here.
- yeah.

You telling me
This is not a police state?

What is this guy
Following me for?

Well, what about that guy
That'’s following lenny?

I'’ve spoken to friends
At city hall.

They'’ll call them off
In a minute.

What is it?
Is it because I'’m an arab?

Because I'’m seen with you?

I want you
To explain this.

Sheik,
I humbly apologize.

It'’s very embarrassing,
But I'’m sorry.

Excuse me.

Thank you.
Grenfell.

There'’s nothing to worry
About.

I can'’t take it easy.

Okay, all right.
Okay, sweetie.

Come on, relax.

Will you two,
Uh, excuse me?

I'’ve got a tip on a tip,

And I'’ve got to get back
To the office.

- yes.
- and request the sheik.

Yes, I will.

Come on.
Sit down, relax.

Look at this.

Uh, lieutenant,
Do you mind?

What do you want?

Cooperate, lenny.

You know, you'’re giving me
A bad time.

You'’re giving me
A bad name.

Surveillance
Is one thing, but--

Well, you know,
You should have reported

Your car being used
In a crime right away.

Then charge me
With something!

Stop the harassment.

You know more about yesterday'’s
Caper than I ever will.

You know what don kleinerman
Is, lenny?

What is it?
What are you talking about?

Kleinerman, kleinerman,
Kleinerman, kleinerman...

The only kleinerman I know

Was head master
At my prep school.

That'’s the one.

Dean stanton, your advisor
At harvard university.

Jasper mcgee, your roommate
At business school.

Your father died
Of a coronary occlusion in 1956.

He was a cpa in miami.

- what is this?
- what are you?

An aquarius?
Virgo.

Thought so!

I just went
Through your dossier.

It'’s about
A half an inch thick.

I figured I gotta take a chance.
I gotta gamble.

Any guy who'’s life
Is an open book,

Any guy who'’s a virgo,

No way he could be part
Of the mob.

Me in the syndicate?
Yeah, sure.

Uh-uh.

Hello?

Could you call back
In ten minutes?

He'’s busy.

- thanks a lot.
- telephone?

I thought it was a periscope.

Yeah, well, someone'’s
Got to be numero uno captain

On wall street, lenny.

Even you'’re macho enough
To know that.

I'’m smart enough
To keep my mouth shut.

I know I can get done in
As easy as that.

I'’m going to pick up
This arab

For loitering outside
Of massage parlors.

How about I make him
Hate this city?

How about I make him
Take all his business

To zurich, switzerland.

Kojak, kojak,
He'’s special.

Don'’t drive him off.

What makes him so special?

All he'’s looking for
Is a good price.

Now I can lay off
Some pretty heavy stocks on him.

Yeah, including stolen stocks?

He'’s a prime target.
That'’s not me.

That is not my angle.

Okay, I can tell you
Who your competition is.

Let'’s see, $20, $30 million,

Should be worth something
For you.

Well, tell me.
We'’ll see.

I'’ll be straight with you.
Tell me.

Paulus.

Paulus?

It is paulus,
Isn'’t it?

Well, there are rumors.

How does a guy sell stolen,
Hot stocks

And get away with it?

Because most people
Just turn around

And stiff somebody else.

You take a beating,

But you don'’t
Blow the whistle on paulus,

Not if you enjoy life.

If a guy'’s dumping
$20, $30 million

On hot stocks on me,
I'’d put a whistle up his ear,

And I'’d blow with the
Loudest blast you ever heard.

You?
Don'’t make me laugh.

Because I'’m a rich greek,

And I got millions here
To invest,

Did you know that?

What are you talking
About?

I'’m gonna cheat paulus.

I'’m gonna beat him
At his own game.

You'’re crazy.

He'’ll come after you,

And it won'’t be
Through official channels.

Which means he'’s in the mob,

Which is exactly
What I'’m trying to prove.

Yeah?

Well, include me out.

Hey, lenny,
Unless I'’m wrong,

You get paulus
Out of circulation,

And you got the sheik
All to yourself.

That'’s 100 million
Arab balloons.

Ooh!

100 million.

I don'’t smoke.

It won'’t be a total waste.

Keep trying the sheik
For mister paulus, linda.

And if you don'’t
Get him leave word

That he must call us and firm up
The deal today, all right?

Oliver,
I think the sheik

Will find this portfolio
Irresistible.

Gold star, plumber oil,

Afrocopper, yukon,
Knox mining.

About 30% stolen,

Buried in a nice mix
Of legitimate desirables.

The knox just came off
The street yesterday.

How much is in there?

About 6 million.

Try sci-tech,

See if they'’ve got it
Into the computer, check.

I'’ll read you
The serial numbers.

- okay, ready.
- 4803.

Sci-tech?

That sounds like a college
On the moon.

What is it?

It'’s a computerized
Information bank

In which all stolen stocks
Are listed by serial number.

They might even have everything

That was ripped off yesterday
On record by now.

Anything on this list
Of stolen securities

That you asked paulus
To get for you?

Let me see.

Ah, tsk, tsk,
Tsk, tsk...

Yes, knox mining, yes.

See, they are finding
A lot of silver

In their copper deposits.

- knox mining?
- yes.

Okay...

"N," "X."

Theo, read me a serial number
From the hot sheet.

4810.

See, paulus must probably
Has one of these too.

See, if I have any doubts
Of what he'’s selling is stolen,

I simply ask
The computer.

That'’s all it tells me.

I don'’t get it.

If paulus tries to hustle you
Into a deal,

I mean, how does he keep you
From checking on it

With your sci-tech there?

- he can'’t.
- yeah.

Knox mining.
Already reported stolen!

Well, there'’s got to be
An angle someplace.

They didn'’t waste much time
Getting it on their hot sheet.

So we work
The old double machine gimmick.

Let'’s try it.

Now when the sheik
Punches up his questions

On the sci-tech wire,
You know what to do.

Sure, I feed him back
Exactly the answers

We want him to get.

- right!
- try it.

Beautiful.

Look, I have no time
For this,

To stay here,
To go to court,

To have the papers
Say that sheik ali ben hassidim,

The sultanate of kewadin,

Was almost taken in
By a crook.

No, no, no,
I don'’t want you to go to court.

I just want you to introduce me
To paulus as a friend,

A new hotshot on
The international money market.

Let'’s see, uh,
Makroupolis,

George makroupolis.

But you have no money.

$20 million,
Which I'’m looking for to invest

In the proper deal,

And I'’m in town
For a day or so.

$20 million,
From where?

Oh, well, a
Line of credit,

Which, of course,
You will endorse.

As good as gold!

I checked.

I'’m as good as dead
When paulus checks.

Look, once I make the deal,

Once I leave his place
With some certificates,

You call paulus;
Tell him I ripped you off.

The fact that you'’re blowing
The whistle on me

Won'’t make you look so bad.

Wait, wait a minute.

I don'’t understand.
Explain this.

He'’s going to try
And swindle paulus.

- he--
- that'’s right, baby.

You'’re crazy, kojak.

No, no, no.
Me, no kojak.

Me, georges makroupolis,

Athens, greece, uh?

Come on, come on.

If you'’ve got nothing
Better to do,

Put in for pension.

Hey, I said move it!

Move it!

Yesterday I was a banker.
Today I'’m a chauffeur.

Just a technical readjustment,
J.B.

Right you are, sir.

I'’ve got a strong suspicion

Everything you are about to do
Is illegal.

Oh, why?

The sheik can introduce me
As a rich handsome greek,

Then he backs me up
With a line of credit.

Here it is.

They'’re doing it all,
Not me, frank.

Oh, come on, theo.

These letters
From these banks are forged.

Yeah, well,
I don'’t know that, frank!

Lenny swears to me
They'’re good.

All right, what if paulus
Turns out to be on the level?

He'’ll call forgery and bonds

The minute he finds
He'’s swindled.

Well, I'’ll just tell him
That,

"Take your bonds back.

I'’m just trying to keep
America safe for capitalism."

And if he doesn'’t call
The police?

It'’s because he's a crook.

- he'’ll come after you directly.
- well, hopefully.

Lenny'’s gonna call
About an hour after I leave.

He'’s going to blow
The whistle on me

And call me a swindler.

All right, we'’re going
Down to the hotel now,

To set up the bugs
In your room.

You got the recorder
On you?

Ooh, yeah!
Now where'’s my chapeau?

Oh, no, not that one,
Stupid, here.

This is yours.

Are you ready?

- where am I staying?
- the plaza.

We'’ll have you
Under constant surveillance,

And don'’t worry,
If paulus makes a move,

We won'’t let
Him hurt you.

Whatever deals
Or threats he makes,

Just be sure
You'’ve got it on tape.

Right, ready?
Where are my taps?

Excuse me.

- lieutenant?
- yeah?

You know you ought
To shorten those sleeves?

Oh, really?

At $100 an inch,
I'’ll keep it the way it is.

Come on.

- good morning!
- how are you mr. Oliver?

How are you?

This is mr. Makroupolis.

I talked to you about him
On the phone.

This place is one big
Vertical city.

Wouldn'’t want you two
To get lost

Trying to find
Our office.

Okay.

si, si.

Well, have guarniro
Go to corsica

And have him investigate
The property himself.

Excuse me, I gotta go.
Ciao.

Your highness!

Delighted.
It'’s all set.

I got the precise portfolio
You asked for.

Thank you.
Mr. Makroupolis.

Mr. Makroupolis,
I'’m paul paulus.

Yes, how do you do,
Mr. Paulus?

Sheik ali tells me
You'’re interested

In investing for some
Greek clients, rather private.

Yes, yes, yes, that is,
Uh, that is chit-chat,

Uh, small talk,
Mr. Paulus.

I would prefer to talk business
Instead, eh?

Fine, fine.

Mr. Grenfell, he is--
How do you say, tunneling--

No, channeling my funds for me
While I am here, see?

- yes, he called morning.
- ah, yes.

Look, I'’d have thought
Since you and mr. Grenfell

Already seem
To know each other,

You'’d be doing business
With him.

This, uh, is not for real, eh?

Oh, yes!

Well, you see, uh,
These stocks,

They will be
In a box in switzerland

Where they will--
Uh, they will cool off.

Unfortunately mr. Grenfell
Doesn'’t have the--

The bargain that I need.

You do understand,
Don'’t you?

Oh, I do.

Fantastic.

However, since I don'’t know
You personally,

Perhaps, uh, sheik ali
Would countersign

Your letter of credit?

Yes, uh, yes, of course.

Then it'’s as good as gold.

Your highness,

If you'’ll take a look
At this list,

It'’s everything
You asked for.

If you like,
Use our sci-tech wire,

Make sure everything
Is kosher.

I am going to make everything
Kosher?

- what is that?
- kosher.

Now, mr. Makroupolis,

Is there any particular line
Of securities

You'’re interested in?

Yes, of course.

The highest par value

For the least amount
Of money.

Of course, you do understand
That, don'’t you, mr. Paulus?

Perfectly.

As a matter of fact,

I got some particularly
Interesting things...

All the stocks
That were stolen

Are corning up clean
On this machine.

Cuchi-cuchi-coo,
Baby.

- hello?
- oliver, it'’s felicity.

How'’s that lead of mine
Working out?

The sheik'’s going to buy
Any minute, don'’t worry.

And, uh, we'’ll give you
An extra 500

For the greek
He brought in with him.

What greek?

The millionaire
Who banks with lenny,

The sheik'’s friend.

Baldheaded guy,
Heavy accent.

What sheik'’s friend?

He doesn'’t know anybody
In this city.

He said it was makroupolis.

Look,
I'’ll talk to you later, huh?

I got a call into athens
On him anyhow.

That'’s probably it now, okay?

Hello?

Yeah, it'’s a very good circuit.

I can hear you
Just fine.

No, no, no,
Forget that.

I know makroupolis
Has good credit,

I just need to know exactly
Where he'’s supposed to be.

Venezuela?

You'’re positive?

Now, these people,
They saw him there last night?

All right, very good.

And what is your name?

Okay, jean.

Right.

Just let me countersign
This letter for you.

There we are, all in order,
Your highness.

There we are.
Here.

Thank you.

Okay.

This is yours, I believe?

Well, perhaps we'’ll see each
Other again, mr. Makroupolis?

Sheik ali, kyrie.

Yeah,
I'’ll be going along now.

Your highness,
In the future,

If there'’s ever anything
You want,

Just call or cable.

My pleasure.

Yes?

The real makroupolis
Is in caracas this week.

This one'’s a con artist.

I'’ve just called chrissie.
Stall till he gets downstairs.

Won'’t you, uh, sign that,
Please, mr. Makroupolis?

Splendid.

Well, we must make example
Of this.

Just step quietly
Into the limousine.

Very quiet.

Crocker, this is stavros.
Do you read me?

Did you see what happened?
Over.

Yeah, we saw it.
Go on.

No passport, no wallet?

You travel pretty light
For a millionaire, my friend.

Well, it'’s--it's--
It'’s ridiculous.

We go to the plaza,
Where I have everything.

No, no, no.

We'’re gonna go
Where I want you to go.

If you have any associates,

I want them to learn
A big lesson

From your disappearance.

Crocker, we just turned east
Onto canal.

Got it,
We'’re right behind you.

Stavros,
We'’ve just caught a light.

Where are you now?

We'’re turning
Onto lafayette.

I think I'’m heading
For the brooklyn bridge.

This is stavros.
We'’re on the bridge.

Reported from where?

We'’re on our way.
Saperstein!

This is stavros.

This is stavros.
Do you read me?

Where are those back-up units?

I'’m at the deitz
And mueller pier.

Chrissie?

Get me a length of rope
And look for a tarp.

We'’re going to use the boat.

All right,
Line up the boat!

I'’d like to give you
A little piece of advice.

Don'’t try to hold
Your breath.

Breathe deep.

Take in a lot of water
All at once.

Get it over with quick.

This is very nice.

Why not?

All right, I can'’t wait.

I'’m going in without you.

All right,
Hold it right there!

Cops!

Get that guy!
Cops!

Take the greek!

Cops!

Oops!

Drop it!

Get up here!

Throw down your guns!

Against the wall!
Against the wall!

All right, come on,
Get them up.

Move those arms.
Come on, get them up.

All right,
Careful.

All right, come on.
Let'’s go. Get up.

Sure cut that one close.

What are you shaking about?

Because I care,
All right?

All right.

Is that your coat?

Yeah, why?

You ought to shorten
The sleeves.