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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,434 --> 00:00:17,934 [ARROWS WHOOSHING] 2 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:29,001 [FILM REELING] 3 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,767 [WHOOSHING] 4 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,368 [CLAP OF THUNDER] 5 00:00:47,401 --> 00:00:50,001 [RAIN PATTERING] 6 00:00:50,567 --> 00:00:54,001 [IRISH TRADITIONAL MUSIC] 7 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:17,834 - (Sigh). 8 00:01:19,067 --> 00:01:20,935 [MATCH LIGHTS] 9 00:01:28,368 --> 00:01:30,935 [BIRD CHIRPING] 10 00:01:34,734 --> 00:01:37,067 I'm not falling for it. 11 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:47,935 [CLAP OF THUNDER] 12 00:01:53,301 --> 00:01:55,267 Exactly! 13 00:01:55,301 --> 00:01:58,101 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 14 00:02:40,234 --> 00:02:42,834 [TAPPING] 15 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,101 [LOUD THUD] 16 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:57,134 - [Newsreader] ...which the South Koreans claim was an unprovoked attack 17 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:58,533 by the North Koreans. 18 00:02:58,567 --> 00:03:02,067 [SOUND OF GUNFIRE COMING FROM TV] 19 00:03:02,101 --> 00:03:05,600 - [Newsreader] ...what is now the fifth week of violence between Palestinians 20 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,334 and Israelis... 21 00:03:07,368 --> 00:03:10,234 - I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they have that sorted out huh? 22 00:03:10,267 --> 00:03:12,667 - [Newsreader] Tottenham fans pelting the Chelsea fans with bottles and 23 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,468 accumulated rubbish. 24 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,334 - [Newsreader] ...between Republicans and Democrats, with even 25 00:03:17,368 --> 00:03:18,800 some fisticuffs and shoving... 26 00:03:18,835 --> 00:03:20,868 - Have they all just gone mad?! 27 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:24,700 - Tottenham or the Americans? - The whole feckin' lot of them! 28 00:03:24,734 --> 00:03:27,600 - [Newsreader] ...Pakistan blaming India for the renewed... 29 00:03:27,633 --> 00:03:29,633 - Ah for fuck sake! 30 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:32,434 Do they even know what they're fighting about anymore? 31 00:03:32,468 --> 00:03:34,901 - Well... - What is it they want? 32 00:03:34,935 --> 00:03:36,935 Could they even tell you if you asked them? 33 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:40,600 - Well there are many historical and geopolitical factors at work... 34 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:43,734 - Don't be gettin' wise with me now son! 35 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:47,067 I'm dying you know. - Ah, you're not dying at all! 36 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:48,567 - No?! 37 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,468 Well I'm not lying here because I'm turning twenty feckin' one, am I?! 38 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,201 - Ah, you're all right. 39 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:59,600 - Who am I to talk, sure we're no better than those feckers on the telly. 40 00:03:59,633 --> 00:04:02,134 - You and me?! - Our family. 41 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:03,500 The whole lot of us. 42 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:05,968 The whole, sorry story. 43 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:10,368 Did I ever tell you about me grandfather? 44 00:04:10,401 --> 00:04:12,968 - Did you now? Let me think, eh... 45 00:04:13,001 --> 00:04:14,567 - Me father's father... - And the brother. 46 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,401 - That's right! 47 00:04:16,434 --> 00:04:21,600 As close as close could be, until his brother sailed to America and they never 48 00:04:21,633 --> 00:04:24,001 spoke again, not a word. 49 00:04:24,034 --> 00:04:29,034 Generation after generation, forbidden we were to even speak of the American 50 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:34,700 family and for what?! Some petty argument a century ago. 51 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:40,968 So many wasteful years, shameful! 52 00:04:41,334 --> 00:04:43,134 - (Sighs). 53 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:46,901 [GENTLE MUSIC] 54 00:04:46,935 --> 00:04:50,201 - I want you to do something for me... - A cup of tea! 55 00:04:50,234 --> 00:04:51,434 - Quiet! 56 00:04:51,468 --> 00:04:53,201 Listen to me now! 57 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:03,067 I want you to make things right, son. 58 00:05:03,101 --> 00:05:07,001 I want you to find our American family and make things right. 59 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:13,567 - All right Da, I will, you have my word on it. 60 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,134 - Now, I want you to call them now! 61 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,600 - What do you mean "now"? 62 00:05:17,633 --> 00:05:19,101 - How much time do you think I've got left? 63 00:05:19,134 --> 00:05:24,868 - I don't even know... - There was a cousin on that side... 64 00:05:24,901 --> 00:05:30,701 Joseph, I believe, had a son your age, give or take, called Barry. 65 00:05:30,735 --> 00:05:34,134 Made quite a name for himself over there in New York. 66 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,935 Very successful he was too. 67 00:05:36,968 --> 00:05:41,234 Your man Paddy down in Shanagarry, he sent us a magazine article about him, 68 00:05:41,267 --> 00:05:42,735 do you recall that? - No. 69 00:05:42,768 --> 00:05:44,533 - Well, he did! - I'm not arguing. 70 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:49,301 - The point being, is this fella would be the current descendant of the American 71 00:05:49,334 --> 00:05:51,600 side of the family. 72 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:56,768 Barry, last name would be Gorman, same as us. 73 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,468 And it's him you need to find. 74 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,101 - Look, I, I, I, I wouldn't even... 75 00:06:02,134 --> 00:06:04,735 - Ah Jaysus, do they not have telephone directories in America?!? 76 00:06:04,768 --> 00:06:08,234 - Yeah, of course they do... - Then just do this for me lad. 77 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,567 The last request of a dying man. 78 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:17,001 - All right, all right Dad, I'll do it, okay. 79 00:06:17,034 --> 00:06:19,668 - Thank you. 80 00:06:19,701 --> 00:06:23,735 - Oh, that cup of tea would be grand when you're coming back. 81 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,234 (Chuckles) 82 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:28,167 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 83 00:06:38,201 --> 00:06:41,167 [PATTER OF HEAVY RAIN] 84 00:06:43,901 --> 00:06:45,234 - Jesus! 85 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:46,533 [DOOR CLOSES] 86 00:06:46,567 --> 00:06:48,634 Jaysus Aine, you frightened the life out of me! 87 00:06:48,668 --> 00:06:52,533 - I heard himself was dying, so I came to say goodbye. 88 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:55,468 - But he doesn't want to see you! We never liked you. 89 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:59,034 - I know, that's why I came to say goodbye. 90 00:07:01,634 --> 00:07:04,801 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 91 00:07:18,001 --> 00:07:19,301 - Oh! 92 00:07:19,334 --> 00:07:21,267 - (Panting) I heard you were dying. 93 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,201 So I came to say goodbye. 94 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:26,267 - Alright then, that's grand... 95 00:07:27,301 --> 00:07:28,500 Goodbye! 96 00:07:30,401 --> 00:07:32,234 - (Blows raspberry). 97 00:07:37,334 --> 00:07:39,835 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 98 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:50,601 - Cock sucker! 99 00:07:50,634 --> 00:07:52,868 You know who did do it, they're trying to fuck with you! 100 00:07:52,901 --> 00:07:54,533 - No they're not, they're just... 101 00:07:54,568 --> 00:07:56,234 - Oh yeah, they are, they're tryna low ball you. 102 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,034 Listen to me, listen to me. 103 00:07:58,067 --> 00:08:01,468 There's a reason people come to us, because we build faster, we build better 104 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,735 and by the way, a project this size, what are you kidding me!? 105 00:08:04,768 --> 00:08:06,668 - First of all, why are you out of breath? 106 00:08:06,701 --> 00:08:08,301 - Just getting my steps in, 107 00:08:08,334 --> 00:08:10,067 I got 2,300 more to do. 108 00:08:10,101 --> 00:08:11,267 - In the house?! 109 00:08:11,301 --> 00:08:13,868 - Yeah, because once around the couch is like 11 steps. 110 00:08:13,901 --> 00:08:17,434 So that means I only have to do like... - Okay, Dad, that's insane! 111 00:08:17,468 --> 00:08:19,735 When Dr. Gittleman said to exercise, I don't... 112 00:08:19,768 --> 00:08:22,534 [PHONE RINGING] - Hold on hon, the other phone's ringing now. 113 00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:23,868 - Really!? Who calls you on the landline? 114 00:08:23,901 --> 00:08:26,434 - Telemarketers and wrong numbers. 115 00:08:26,468 --> 00:08:27,968 Hello. Not interested. 116 00:08:28,001 --> 00:08:30,234 - Hello, I'm wondering if I have the right number? 117 00:08:30,267 --> 00:08:31,500 - Oh, I seriously doubt it. 118 00:08:31,534 --> 00:08:32,735 - Are you by any chance 119 00:08:32,768 --> 00:08:35,301 the Barry Gorman, whose father may or may not 120 00:08:35,334 --> 00:08:39,134 have been called Joseph and who has relatives in Ireland who he's never spoken to? 121 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:43,034 - Who is this? - Well, if you are him, I am your cousin. 122 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:48,601 Sort of, on the Irish side, if you hadn't guessed. 123 00:08:48,634 --> 00:08:51,167 - Hold on one second... Sweetie, I'm gonna call you back. 124 00:08:51,201 --> 00:08:52,601 - Bye. - Yeah. 125 00:08:52,634 --> 00:08:55,468 - Do you know how many Barry Gormans there are in the New York City 126 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:57,534 telephone directory? 127 00:08:57,568 --> 00:08:59,701 Would you care to wager a guess? 128 00:09:00,401 --> 00:09:01,568 - No. 129 00:09:01,601 --> 00:09:05,401 - 132, isn't that amazing? 130 00:09:05,434 --> 00:09:07,267 Luckily, you're in the top 20, 131 00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:09,067 so fair play to you, sir. 132 00:09:09,101 --> 00:09:12,368 - Okay, yeah, I'm still a little bit... I'm sorry... what is, what is your name? 133 00:09:12,401 --> 00:09:14,134 - Forgive me, did I not say? 134 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:16,334 I am your cousin Ciaran. 135 00:09:16,368 --> 00:09:18,668 Last name Gorman, same as you. 136 00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:20,735 I'm calling on behalf of my father. 137 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,601 - And you're here in New York? 138 00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,568 - Oh, no, no, no, 139 00:09:24,601 --> 00:09:26,735 although I've always wanted to go, you know. 140 00:09:26,768 --> 00:09:29,735 Looks enchanting, all those skyscrapers. 141 00:09:29,768 --> 00:09:32,601 You must never tire looking up. 142 00:09:32,634 --> 00:09:36,167 No, I'm calling from the next parish over, 143 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,234 Ireland. 144 00:09:41,968 --> 00:09:43,167 - Okay! 145 00:09:43,201 --> 00:09:47,368 The reason I'm reaching out is that my father, 146 00:09:47,401 --> 00:09:49,701 Fergus is his name, 147 00:09:49,735 --> 00:09:52,067 last name, Gorman. - I understand. 148 00:09:52,101 --> 00:09:57,067 - The thing is, my father, well he's been unwell and 149 00:09:57,101 --> 00:09:58,601 he is not a young man. 150 00:09:58,634 --> 00:10:01,701 - I see, and how is it that I can help? 151 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,568 - Oh nothing like that! No, no, no, no, no. 152 00:10:04,601 --> 00:10:06,601 The reason I'm calling is, 153 00:10:06,634 --> 00:10:10,201 are you familiar with the story of the 154 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:12,034 grandfathers, the two brothers? 155 00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:14,201 - Yes... vaguely. 156 00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:16,167 - Ah, me too, yeah. 157 00:10:16,201 --> 00:10:18,167 But all I know for certain is 158 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,067 that there was a falling out. 159 00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:20,735 - Yes. 160 00:10:20,768 --> 00:10:27,402 - And, well, it's my dad's wish that we can rectify the situation, you know, make 161 00:10:27,435 --> 00:10:30,101 peace between the two sides of the family. 162 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:32,968 - Okay?! 163 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:39,968 - You know, well that's why I'm calling, to extend an olive branch as it were. 164 00:10:40,634 --> 00:10:43,368 - All right, well, sure! 165 00:10:43,402 --> 00:10:44,469 All right, yeah, that sounds nice. 166 00:10:44,501 --> 00:10:46,234 Okay! 167 00:10:46,267 --> 00:10:50,001 - So maybe someday, if we ever find ourselves on the same side of the ocean, 168 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:56,469 we could perhaps raise a glass in friendship and wipe the slate clean? 169 00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:58,501 - Yeah, sure. Okay. 170 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,369 That sounds nice. 171 00:11:01,402 --> 00:11:02,435 - Right, well, 172 00:11:02,469 --> 00:11:03,835 I won't take up any more your time. 173 00:11:03,868 --> 00:11:07,334 - Okay, all right, well, nice to meet you. 174 00:11:07,369 --> 00:11:09,835 [PHONE LINE CLICKS] 175 00:11:11,534 --> 00:11:17,601 - Well then, I suppose I'll be going. Godspeed. 176 00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:21,435 - You too Aine, Godspeed yourself as well. 177 00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:25,001 - You take care now, I won't be seeing you. 178 00:11:32,835 --> 00:11:36,001 - Hands down the best sex I ever had. 179 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:37,369 - Just now?! 180 00:11:37,402 --> 00:11:39,167 - No, not just now! 181 00:11:39,201 --> 00:11:40,601 Don't be thick! 182 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:45,001 It was a lifetime ago, before I met your ma, of course. 183 00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:48,435 Though I always suspected your ma had an inkling. 184 00:11:48,469 --> 00:11:50,801 She never cared much for Aine. 185 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,234 - I remember. - That'd be why. 186 00:11:54,234 --> 00:11:57,001 So how did we do? - What?! 187 00:11:57,034 --> 00:12:00,167 - The yank, did you manage to track him down? 188 00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:02,601 - Yes, I did. - Grand. 189 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,601 - Bit of a needle in a haystack, actually. 190 00:12:04,634 --> 00:12:07,735 But I managed to find your man Barry. 191 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:11,369 And he proved to be quite amenable, so... 192 00:12:11,402 --> 00:12:13,701 - So when does he arrive? 193 00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:15,001 - What?! 194 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:18,469 - When does he get here? When do I get to meet him? 195 00:12:18,501 --> 00:12:24,735 - No, we didn't go that far, Jaysus no, I mean, we sort of agreed in principle. 196 00:12:24,768 --> 00:12:28,801 - In principle, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, lad, I asked you to do one thing for me! 197 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:32,001 - You asked me to find him, not invite him over. 198 00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:35,568 - Well of course invite him over, how else am I gonna meet him? 199 00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:37,735 - We don't even know the man! 200 00:12:37,768 --> 00:12:40,701 He can't just drop everything and... - I'm dying. 201 00:12:40,735 --> 00:12:43,268 - Stop saying that! You're grand. 202 00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:45,001 - Tis far from grand I am. 203 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:49,234 Now you get back down there and for God's sake get the fella over! 204 00:12:52,435 --> 00:12:55,801 - (Loud sigh). 205 00:12:57,302 --> 00:13:00,067 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 206 00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:07,735 [PHONE RINGS] 207 00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:10,134 - Wow! - Right. 208 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:13,768 I mean, I never heard of the guy my entire life, now he calls me twice in five minutes. 209 00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:15,601 - And he wants you to just go to Ireland?! 210 00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:17,534 - Yeah! - And you don't think it's like a scam? 211 00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:22,469 - Oh, believe me, that's what I thought, but nah, he knew too much, 212 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,167 stuff I remember from letters my father had. 213 00:13:25,201 --> 00:13:26,534 - Is he asleep? 214 00:13:26,568 --> 00:13:28,968 - Oh, yeah, he's out like a light. 215 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,968 My God, he's beautiful! 216 00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:33,735 - He's so... 217 00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:37,935 Every day he does something new that just blows my mind. 218 00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:39,868 Please don't say it. 219 00:13:40,369 --> 00:13:41,701 - I'm not. 220 00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:44,034 - (Sighs). 221 00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:47,469 - I just don't understand how she could walk out on you when you have a brand 222 00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:48,735 new baby. - Jesus! 223 00:13:48,768 --> 00:13:50,501 - I'm sorry, I don't. - Sshh! 224 00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:51,735 - (Whispers) I'm sorry, I don't. 225 00:13:51,768 --> 00:13:53,768 - Nobody walked out, it was a mutual decision. 226 00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:55,768 - Yeah, but to raise a child by yourself... 227 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,968 - I'm the one who wanted a child. - I know. 228 00:13:58,001 --> 00:14:00,901 - Rachel never wanted kids, I knew that upfront. 229 00:14:00,935 --> 00:14:03,868 This is what I chose, it will be fine. 230 00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:06,335 - But yeah, but... - I will be fine! 231 00:14:06,369 --> 00:14:08,268 Anyway, I think you should go. 232 00:14:09,202 --> 00:14:10,868 - Where?! - Ireland. 233 00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,835 - Are we back on me now? - Yes, we are. 234 00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:15,168 I think you should go. - To Ireland? 235 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,534 - Yeah. - Why? 236 00:14:17,568 --> 00:14:19,568 - His father's dying. - I don't know the guy! 237 00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:21,302 - He's your cousin! - So? 238 00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:25,402 And besides, there's too many things going on here anyway, this 57th Street 239 00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:29,235 deal is a monstrosity and I'm telling you, if we don't break ground by the first of the year 240 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:33,335 - Dad. - and the city is being a total asshole on the zoning rights... 241 00:14:33,369 --> 00:14:34,968 - Dad, I got it covered. 242 00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:39,067 - I know you do. 243 00:14:39,101 --> 00:14:41,435 - What did every one of your doctors tell you to do? 244 00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:43,868 - Rest! And exercise. 245 00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:46,369 - Exactly. - Which, to me, pick one or the other. 246 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:47,868 - Well, this is perfect. 247 00:14:47,901 --> 00:14:50,935 You get a little vacation. - In Ireland!? 248 00:14:52,235 --> 00:14:53,768 - Oh my God! 249 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:55,135 - What?! 250 00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:56,402 - It's like that movie! 251 00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:58,501 - What movie? - Your favourite movie. 252 00:14:58,534 --> 00:15:00,601 Oh my God, it's exactly you. 253 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:03,034 Divorced guy goes to a little town in Ireland. 254 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:06,168 - He wasn't divorced, he worked for an oil company, he went there on 255 00:15:06,202 --> 00:15:10,268 business and by the way that was not Ireland, that was Scotland! 256 00:15:10,302 --> 00:15:11,302 - Whatever, what's the difference? 257 00:15:11,335 --> 00:15:12,634 - Two totally separate countries. 258 00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:14,835 - You always said you wanted to go. - Not for real! 259 00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:18,235 No I said it like, I'd love to go sometime, like that! 260 00:15:18,268 --> 00:15:20,034 - Well here it is. 261 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:26,235 Maybe, you know, there's some cosmic reason this call came right now, at this 262 00:15:26,268 --> 00:15:31,268 moment in your life, divorce, heart attack and then out of the blue this? 263 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,102 - I don't think so. 264 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,601 - What's the worst that could happen? 265 00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:40,868 - I don't want to go. - The man's dying! 266 00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:45,202 [GENTLE MUSIC] 267 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:13,202 [PHONE RINGS] 268 00:16:14,369 --> 00:16:16,801 - Hello? - Okay, I'm coming. 269 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,968 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 270 00:16:22,868 --> 00:16:25,701 - [Flight Attendant] Good afternoon and welcome aboard our nonstop flight to Dublin, 271 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:29,935 please make yourself comfortable, as we are scheduled for take-off in the next 272 00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:31,168 10 minutes. 273 00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:46,001 [TINKLE OF URINE] 274 00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:50,001 [TINKLE OF URINE] 275 00:16:50,035 --> 00:16:51,668 - [Flight Attendant] In preparation for take-off 276 00:16:51,701 --> 00:16:56,901 we ask all passengers to please take their seats. 277 00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:00,601 - Champagne? - Sure, thank you. 278 00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:02,601 - Are you visiting Ireland for business or pleasure? 279 00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:05,701 - Well, that's what we're gonna find out. 280 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:15,068 [UPLIFTING MUSIC] 281 00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:21,235 - [Flight Attendant] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ireland. 282 00:17:21,268 --> 00:17:23,501 Local time is 10:45. 283 00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:28,568 - [PA] The next train to depart from platform 2 will be the 1400 hours Iarnród Eireann 284 00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:34,801 train to Ennis, calling at Newbridge, Monasterevin, Portarlington, Portlaoise, 285 00:17:34,835 --> 00:17:38,268 Ballybrophy, Templemore, Thurles, Limerick and Ennis. 286 00:17:39,102 --> 00:17:41,935 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 287 00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:20,835 [DISTANT BELL TOLLING] 288 00:18:34,902 --> 00:18:45,501 [SOUND OF LATIN MUSIC GETTING LOUDER] 289 00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:52,701 - You wouldn't happen to Barry by any chance would you? 290 00:18:57,268 --> 00:18:58,835 Well... 291 00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:03,235 Ahhh, sure we could be brothers! (Laughs) 292 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,902 Welcome home. 293 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,768 Let me take that. - Thank you. 294 00:19:16,268 --> 00:19:18,768 - Oh, you're gonna drive?! (Laughs) 295 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,969 Okay! 296 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:42,969 [ENGINE STARTS AND LATIN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING] 297 00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:52,701 - Is it your first time in Ireland? - Yeah, first time, never been. 298 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,235 - Wonderful, wonderful. 299 00:19:55,268 --> 00:19:59,002 - It's so, so pretty. 300 00:20:00,402 --> 00:20:03,735 - Yes, yes, it is that. 301 00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:07,002 Unquestionably pretty. - It's very pretty. 302 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:14,002 You know what a place like that would go for in Manhattan? 303 00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:19,268 No, no, I'm saying, you know we don't have open space like this and if 304 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:22,402 we did, I guarantee you somebody would put up a big high rise right in the 305 00:20:22,435 --> 00:20:27,668 middle of it and then another one right next to it, a little bit higher just to piss off 306 00:20:27,701 --> 00:20:32,268 the people in the first one. - And why would they do that?! 307 00:20:32,302 --> 00:20:37,435 - No, no they wouldn't, they wouldn't do that, I was just, you know, saying that... 308 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:38,701 - (Laughs). 309 00:20:38,735 --> 00:20:41,802 I was only codding ye. - You what? 310 00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:45,568 - I was taking the piss, you know, having you on. 311 00:20:45,601 --> 00:20:48,369 - Okay. - I was teasing you. 312 00:20:48,402 --> 00:20:49,969 - Yeah, got it. 313 00:20:53,035 --> 00:20:58,268 - I understood what you were saying, whilst pretending I didn't. 314 00:20:58,302 --> 00:20:59,568 - Got it. 315 00:20:59,601 --> 00:21:02,936 Alright, funny, that's good, that's good. 316 00:21:03,235 --> 00:21:04,969 - Yeah. 317 00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:09,235 It is lovely. - That's all I was saying. 318 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,102 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 319 00:21:33,869 --> 00:21:36,335 - I hope you're not offended that we put you up in town. 320 00:21:36,369 --> 00:21:37,534 - No, please. 321 00:21:37,568 --> 00:21:39,335 - No, it's just, with me father the way he is. 322 00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:40,936 - Of course, don't be silly. 323 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,102 - Here we are. 324 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,601 - This is nice. 325 00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:47,634 - Well, this way I thought you could have a rest and, you know, settle in. 326 00:21:47,668 --> 00:21:49,435 [BELL RINGS] - Yeah, it's perfect. 327 00:21:49,469 --> 00:21:52,701 - Ah well, it's not the Ritz now, you know, but you'll be comfortable enough. 328 00:21:52,736 --> 00:21:54,534 - This is just perfect. [BELL RINGS] 329 00:21:54,568 --> 00:21:57,702 - Gorman's Funeral Directors, is that you, is that us? 330 00:21:57,736 --> 00:21:59,634 - Yes it is indeed, yeah. 331 00:21:59,668 --> 00:22:01,668 It was me father's business. 332 00:22:01,702 --> 00:22:04,601 Now it's mine, ah it's a living you know. 333 00:22:04,634 --> 00:22:07,168 Well, not for our customers it's not! 334 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,469 - No, not for them. 335 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,869 - Our customers wouldn't be living... - They wouldn't, no. 336 00:22:10,902 --> 00:22:13,202 - You wouldn't need a funeral home if you were... 337 00:22:13,235 --> 00:22:15,202 - Yeah, I got it, yeah. 338 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,836 [BELL RINGS] - I'm coming, I'm coming. 339 00:22:21,068 --> 00:22:25,335 You only need to hit it once you know, we're not the bloody bells of Ballindooley! 340 00:22:25,369 --> 00:22:26,601 - The what?! 341 00:22:26,634 --> 00:22:29,202 - Is this him, the Yank? 342 00:22:29,235 --> 00:22:30,369 - I can hear you. 343 00:22:30,402 --> 00:22:32,534 - Welcome, welcome. 344 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:33,836 - Thank you. 345 00:22:33,869 --> 00:22:37,869 - We have your room all ready for you. - Okay. 346 00:22:37,902 --> 00:22:41,736 - And plenty of fresh towels. - Terrific. 347 00:22:41,769 --> 00:22:44,869 - I do hope you like it sir. 348 00:22:44,902 --> 00:22:48,102 - I'm sure it'll be just fine, thank you. 349 00:22:48,135 --> 00:22:49,534 - I'll take it from here. 350 00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:52,202 - I'll collect you about half six, right? - Huh? 351 00:22:52,235 --> 00:22:54,702 - Sorry, six thirty. - Okay. 352 00:22:54,736 --> 00:22:57,769 - And thank you again, really. - No problem. 353 00:23:00,736 --> 00:23:08,534 - I'm not one to speak ill of others, but that's a strange family you've got. 354 00:23:08,568 --> 00:23:11,135 - Really? - A sneaky lot. 355 00:23:11,469 --> 00:23:13,102 - Sneaky!? 356 00:23:14,568 --> 00:23:16,969 - He's been very nice to me so far. 357 00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:20,335 - Okay. 358 00:23:20,369 --> 00:23:22,369 - I'll show you to your room. 359 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,168 - Okay, thank you, all right. 360 00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:28,002 - I'll get it! 361 00:23:28,035 --> 00:23:29,736 - No, no, no, please, you don't have to... 362 00:23:29,769 --> 00:23:34,402 - Ah! That's how it's done around here, I'll get it. 363 00:23:34,435 --> 00:23:36,869 (Grunts) Oh, you'll get it. 364 00:23:37,369 --> 00:23:40,068 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 365 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,702 - (Sigh). 366 00:23:48,702 --> 00:23:51,469 [BRIEF TINKLE OF URINE] 367 00:23:51,501 --> 00:23:53,769 [BRIEF TINKLE OF URINE] 368 00:24:23,135 --> 00:24:24,702 [CAR HORN] 369 00:24:25,969 --> 00:24:26,836 Aw shit! 370 00:24:26,869 --> 00:24:29,135 So sorry, I must have fallen asleep. 371 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:32,002 - Ah not a problem, no, sure you had quite a journey. 372 00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:35,702 No, no car, are you not up for a little walk? 373 00:24:36,669 --> 00:24:39,435 - Is it far? - Ah no, not really. 374 00:24:39,469 --> 00:24:41,602 - Sure, why not? 375 00:24:41,635 --> 00:24:44,569 I gotta get my steps in anyway. - Your what? 376 00:24:44,602 --> 00:24:47,135 - Steps, I gotta get my steps, doctor's orders. 377 00:24:47,168 --> 00:24:50,402 10,000 steps a day I'm supposed to get. - Jesus, 10,000! 378 00:24:50,435 --> 00:24:54,802 - Which sounds like a lot but I'll tell you, when I first started, you get three or 379 00:24:54,836 --> 00:24:57,435 four just walking around the kitchen, you get three or four. 380 00:24:57,469 --> 00:24:59,902 - Here we are! 381 00:24:59,936 --> 00:25:03,235 Ladies and gentlemen, listen up, listen up, hey, hey, hey! 382 00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:06,235 Cousin Barry from America. 383 00:25:06,268 --> 00:25:09,836 [CHEERING] 384 00:25:09,869 --> 00:25:12,569 - Céad míle fáilte, welcome to Ireland. 385 00:25:12,602 --> 00:25:14,335 - Welcome indeed. 386 00:25:14,369 --> 00:25:16,068 - So nice to have you here. 387 00:25:16,102 --> 00:25:18,736 When are you going back? I've a parcel you could take back to my niece, just a 388 00:25:18,769 --> 00:25:20,469 few sausages, a bit of tea bags. 389 00:25:20,502 --> 00:25:22,669 I hear they've shite tea in America, don't they! 390 00:25:22,702 --> 00:25:24,102 - Welcome to Ireland bro. 391 00:25:24,135 --> 00:25:27,369 - Yeah welcome... (American accent) This here round's on me. 392 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:30,168 - John Wayne... 393 00:25:30,202 --> 00:25:32,035 - Barry. - Okay, hi. 394 00:25:32,068 --> 00:25:35,702 How nice to see you. - Let him through there lads. 395 00:25:41,502 --> 00:25:44,736 Dad, your great nephew Barry. 396 00:25:44,769 --> 00:25:47,635 All the way from America. He's come to see you. 397 00:25:47,669 --> 00:25:51,435 - How do you do sir? It is, it is a pleasure to meet you. 398 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:54,102 - The pleasure is entirely mine. 399 00:25:58,102 --> 00:25:59,836 A fine looking lad! 400 00:26:00,369 --> 00:26:03,836 (Speaks Irish) 401 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:10,535 - What did he say? 402 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,335 - Oh, he said he thought you'd be taller. 403 00:26:14,369 --> 00:26:16,435 [LAUGHTER] 404 00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:17,869 - I'd like you to hug. 405 00:26:17,902 --> 00:26:20,470 - You know we actually did. - I did earlier on. 406 00:26:20,502 --> 00:26:22,669 - When he picked me up. - But I didn't see it! 407 00:26:22,702 --> 00:26:24,102 - Well, we did it. - Dad, come on. 408 00:26:24,135 --> 00:26:27,902 - We certainly did. - I'd really like to see you hug. 409 00:26:27,936 --> 00:26:30,836 - Two hugs seems like a lot for one day. 410 00:26:30,869 --> 00:26:33,168 - Exactly. - Hug for feck sake! 411 00:26:34,369 --> 00:26:37,736 [CHEERING] 412 00:26:37,769 --> 00:26:42,869 - Peace in me lifetime, never thought I'd live to see it. 413 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:46,002 Let's seal it with a drink. 414 00:26:47,135 --> 00:26:49,035 Sláinte. 415 00:26:57,335 --> 00:26:59,470 - Here, try this. 416 00:26:59,502 --> 00:27:02,502 It's black pudding. Blood. 417 00:27:03,002 --> 00:27:04,135 Pig's blood. 418 00:27:08,268 --> 00:27:10,403 - Thank you. 419 00:27:10,436 --> 00:27:12,736 - So you're famous American cousin Barry. 420 00:27:12,769 --> 00:27:15,669 - Famous in this room only. 421 00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:17,936 - I'm Fiona. - Hello Fiona. 422 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,002 - Famous only in this part of the room. 423 00:27:21,035 --> 00:27:22,569 - I can see why. 424 00:27:22,602 --> 00:27:24,669 - Sorry. - Sorry? 425 00:27:24,702 --> 00:27:27,135 - No, I didn't mean to sound like... 426 00:27:27,168 --> 00:27:28,869 - Cheers. - Sláinte. 427 00:27:31,436 --> 00:27:35,470 - Hey, Barry, what about O'Brien's restaurant on 46th Street, do you know it? 428 00:27:35,502 --> 00:27:37,736 My sister's boy works there. - Oh yeah, sure. 429 00:27:37,769 --> 00:27:39,268 - So you know him then, do you? 430 00:27:39,302 --> 00:27:43,135 - No, not the boy, the restaurant, O'Brien's, it's very famous. 431 00:27:43,168 --> 00:27:47,068 - O'Brien's is known for the best steaks and chops I'm told. 432 00:27:47,102 --> 00:27:49,002 - Very good, very good, but I'll tell you something... 433 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:52,370 The best steak in New York is a place in Brooklyn... 434 00:27:52,403 --> 00:27:54,335 - (New York accent) Hey Brooklyn. 435 00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:57,235 Just a couple of wise guys from Brooklyn. 436 00:27:58,102 --> 00:27:59,602 - That's the place. 437 00:27:59,635 --> 00:28:02,802 - Tell you what, you guys ever come to New York, I'll buy everybody a steak 438 00:28:02,836 --> 00:28:05,502 dinner, on me. - Oh, the big spender here. 439 00:28:05,535 --> 00:28:11,336 - Do you hear that everybody, cousin Barry's taking us all to his New York for a steak dinner. 440 00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:14,836 [CHEERING] 441 00:28:15,102 --> 00:28:16,235 - Yes? 442 00:28:16,268 --> 00:28:18,836 - Have you ever shot a man? 443 00:28:20,769 --> 00:28:23,470 - Seems like a grand lad, doesn't he? 444 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,669 - Grand indeed. 445 00:28:25,702 --> 00:28:27,936 Are they his own teeth, would you say? 446 00:28:27,969 --> 00:28:31,470 - All the way from America, he's come! 447 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:33,869 - Jaysus, I'll be back. 448 00:28:33,902 --> 00:28:35,669 - So it's like porridge. - Padraig. 449 00:28:35,702 --> 00:28:38,470 - Pa-rick. - Paw-rig, Padraig. 450 00:28:38,502 --> 00:28:41,268 - Rig, rig, Padraig. - Exactly. 451 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:45,035 - So you work with Ciaran, do you, the funeral home? 452 00:28:45,068 --> 00:28:46,336 - Yeah, yeah. 453 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:50,836 You know, you're the first American I've ever met in person. 454 00:28:50,869 --> 00:28:53,669 I mean, I've seen them on the telly, you know, MTV and Bravo. 455 00:28:53,702 --> 00:28:55,702 Those reality shows you know. - That's perfect. 456 00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:58,470 You know what, because we're all exactly like that. 457 00:28:58,502 --> 00:29:01,202 - Really!? - No, I'm kidding. 458 00:29:01,235 --> 00:29:03,535 I was having you on. 459 00:29:03,569 --> 00:29:06,602 - I see the resemblance, he's got your sense of humour. 460 00:29:06,635 --> 00:29:09,102 - (Laughs). - I like your's better. 461 00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,002 - Help me up here would you? 462 00:29:16,635 --> 00:29:18,836 A quick word if I may? 463 00:29:22,035 --> 00:29:23,635 - (Whistles). 464 00:29:25,336 --> 00:29:33,336 - Surely you all know how delighted I am, in particular to have our guest from America. 465 00:29:33,370 --> 00:29:38,202 That he should travel halfway around the world to be here with us tonight. 466 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:39,702 - Hear, hear. [APPLAUSE] 467 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:43,236 - But you might not quite know why. 468 00:29:43,269 --> 00:29:46,669 Why it matters to me so. 469 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,470 I don't think many among you know the story. 470 00:29:49,502 --> 00:29:52,336 - Ah Da, we all know it, yeah, we do, we know it. 471 00:29:52,370 --> 00:29:54,303 - No, we don't actually. 472 00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:56,269 - I'll tell you some other time, alright. 473 00:29:56,303 --> 00:29:57,569 Please Da, don't tell it. 474 00:29:57,602 --> 00:30:00,669 - Ah come on, let's hear it. 475 00:30:00,702 --> 00:30:05,936 - I will tell it and you'll listen. 476 00:30:05,969 --> 00:30:11,236 For this story, what's happened to my family is tragic. 477 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,236 And you need to hear it. 478 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:25,068 Many years ago, many miles and countries away from here, 479 00:30:25,102 --> 00:30:26,902 there were two brothers. 480 00:30:26,936 --> 00:30:31,736 There had been other brothers and sisters too, but poor cratures, 481 00:30:31,769 --> 00:30:36,303 they all died young from disease and hunger. 482 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:43,569 And others died because, well because people can be fierce ignorant and cruel. 483 00:30:43,602 --> 00:30:46,068 Their kind was not welcome where they lived. 484 00:30:46,102 --> 00:30:49,869 In the very place they were born, their home. 485 00:30:52,303 --> 00:30:55,702 In time their mother and father passed as well. 486 00:30:55,736 --> 00:30:58,736 And the brothers found themselves alone. 487 00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:02,869 No one in the world to care for, but each other. 488 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:09,269 So with nothing to keep them there, they set out to make a new home in America. 489 00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:14,403 For it was there that the streets were paved with gold, don't you know. 490 00:31:14,436 --> 00:31:21,736 Well, they travelled days upon days, until finally they made their way here to 491 00:31:21,769 --> 00:31:28,068 Ireland, where they booked passage to cross the Atlantic. 492 00:31:28,102 --> 00:31:32,370 But before they boarded ship, they stopped in a tavern. 493 00:31:32,403 --> 00:31:35,902 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 494 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:39,336 And it's here that the story takes a turn. 495 00:31:39,370 --> 00:31:42,102 [CAMERA FLASHES] 496 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,236 There was a woman! 497 00:31:52,136 --> 00:31:53,502 Isn't there always? 498 00:31:53,535 --> 00:31:57,436 Well, this one brother he was smitten. 499 00:31:57,470 --> 00:32:00,502 So he follows her, this redhaired beauty. 500 00:32:00,535 --> 00:32:02,669 [GENTLE MUSIC] 501 00:32:02,702 --> 00:32:06,969 And they get to talking and walking. 502 00:32:09,336 --> 00:32:11,303 Well it come time to set sail. 503 00:32:11,336 --> 00:32:17,068 There was one brother on board and the other off pursuing the young lass. 504 00:32:18,969 --> 00:32:20,869 [SHIP HORN] 505 00:32:20,902 --> 00:32:24,502 And indeed, the ship takes to sea. 506 00:32:28,203 --> 00:32:34,736 And the fellow on shore shouts, "I'll catch the next ship and meet you there". 507 00:32:46,936 --> 00:32:51,736 But he didn't get the next ship or the next. 508 00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:56,836 He stayed a lifetime for his heart had been claimed. 509 00:32:56,869 --> 00:33:02,702 And that young man would be my grandfather. 510 00:33:03,502 --> 00:33:05,635 - But what became of his brother? 511 00:33:05,669 --> 00:33:07,569 - Yeah, come on now, tell us. 512 00:33:07,602 --> 00:33:09,969 - Aye, there's the thing. 513 00:33:11,936 --> 00:33:15,802 The brother made it to America all right, and it's said he stood at the docks, day 514 00:33:15,836 --> 00:33:19,869 after day, awaiting his brother's arrival. 515 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:25,103 But he never did arrive. 516 00:33:28,269 --> 00:33:34,569 I know that my grandfather wrote letter after letter, begging, pleading with his 517 00:33:34,602 --> 00:33:36,702 brother to come over. 518 00:33:37,802 --> 00:33:41,203 But his brother was prideful. 519 00:33:42,769 --> 00:33:46,869 They wanted only to be together, but neither would budge. 520 00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:52,736 And in time, the love between them soured and became something else. 521 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:59,236 Disappointment, then anger and in the end, disdain. 522 00:33:59,269 --> 00:34:06,370 They never again met, never again spoke, nor did their children or their 523 00:34:06,403 --> 00:34:08,736 children's children. 524 00:34:09,403 --> 00:34:12,236 And thus, it has remained. 525 00:34:15,535 --> 00:34:25,269 Until today, when the children of their children's children come together at last. 526 00:34:25,303 --> 00:34:33,303 It's mighty easy to fall out, but the weight of carrying it forward is not easy at all. 527 00:34:33,336 --> 00:34:41,970 So what's happened here tonight is a far trickier thing, a far bigger thing. 528 00:34:42,003 --> 00:34:43,802 - Aw shit! 529 00:34:45,236 --> 00:34:47,902 - We're all the same, aren't we? 530 00:34:47,937 --> 00:34:52,203 Just as we're the same from whence we've all come. 531 00:34:54,502 --> 00:34:56,736 - Wait... 532 00:34:56,769 --> 00:34:59,502 Does that mean we're all Jews then?! 533 00:34:59,535 --> 00:35:01,836 - I don't know, who cares! 534 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:13,069 [IRISH TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYS] 535 00:35:13,103 --> 00:35:17,937 (Singing and laughing) 536 00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:38,003 [PIANO MUSIC] 537 00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:42,836 - ♪ There's a tear in your eye and I'm wondering why 538 00:35:42,869 --> 00:35:47,702 ♪ That it ever should be there at all 539 00:35:47,736 --> 00:35:52,602 ♪ With such power in your smile sure a stone you'd beguile 540 00:35:52,635 --> 00:35:56,569 ♪ And there's never a teardrop should fall 541 00:35:56,602 --> 00:35:58,103 [RECORD CRACKLES] 542 00:35:58,136 --> 00:36:03,535 - ♪ When your sweet lilting laughter's like some fairy song 543 00:36:03,569 --> 00:36:08,036 ♪ And your eyes twinkle bright as can be 544 00:36:08,069 --> 00:36:14,203 ♪ You should laugh all the while and all other times smile 545 00:36:14,236 --> 00:36:20,970 ♪ And now smile a smile for me 546 00:36:21,003 --> 00:36:30,937 ♪ When Irish eyes are smiling, sure it's like a morn in Spring 547 00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:40,903 ♪ In the lilt of Irish laughter, you can hear the angels sing 548 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:45,470 ♪ When Irish hearts are happy... [STEADY STREAM OF URINE] 549 00:36:45,502 --> 00:36:49,502 ♪ all the world seems bright and gay 550 00:36:49,535 --> 00:36:52,269 - I love it here so much! 551 00:36:52,303 --> 00:37:02,303 - ♪ ...when Irish eyes are smiling, sure they steal your heart away ♪ 552 00:37:02,336 --> 00:37:07,803 - ♪ ...when Irish eyes are smiling, sure they steal your heart away ♪ 553 00:37:21,336 --> 00:37:23,069 [WHISTLE] 554 00:37:25,403 --> 00:37:31,303 (Shouting and cheering) 555 00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:36,502 - [Ciaran] You came on a good day, we play a charity game on Saturdays. 556 00:37:37,169 --> 00:37:38,837 It's all very friendly. 557 00:37:40,370 --> 00:37:41,736 Yeah, it's quite nice. 558 00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:43,602 It's Gaelic football, a little different. 559 00:37:43,635 --> 00:37:46,903 - So it's like half soccer and half rugby? 560 00:37:47,803 --> 00:37:49,770 - Eh, a bit of basketball... 561 00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:52,169 - Oooohhh! 562 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:53,937 - And wrestling. - Yeah! 563 00:37:56,036 --> 00:37:57,502 - Come on! 564 00:37:58,103 --> 00:38:01,737 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 565 00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:05,535 That's the family we're playing for this weekend. 566 00:38:05,569 --> 00:38:08,635 She lost her husband a few months back. 567 00:38:08,669 --> 00:38:11,203 She's raising her children on her own now. 568 00:38:11,236 --> 00:38:12,737 Can't be easy. 569 00:38:12,770 --> 00:38:15,737 - That's what I tell my daughter, she's got a six month old. 570 00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:20,203 She's raising him herself, which is... - Ah, tough. 571 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:29,269 Are you all right? Do you need to go... 572 00:38:29,303 --> 00:38:31,602 - I was getting my steps in. 573 00:38:31,635 --> 00:38:34,136 One forward, one back. 574 00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:38,737 I can stop. 575 00:38:38,770 --> 00:38:42,103 But what about you, you never wanted kids yourself? 576 00:38:42,136 --> 00:38:45,870 - Me? I suppose I did. 577 00:38:45,903 --> 00:38:52,136 But marriage wasn't really meant for me. 578 00:38:52,169 --> 00:38:53,770 Nor me wife for that matter! 579 00:38:53,803 --> 00:38:55,269 - Ah, I didn't realize that. 580 00:38:55,303 --> 00:38:57,103 Sorry. 581 00:38:57,136 --> 00:39:02,703 - Whatever it was she was looking for in a man, she evidently hadn't found it in me. 582 00:39:02,737 --> 00:39:05,737 Three years, start to finish. 583 00:39:05,770 --> 00:39:07,870 - You know what, at least you found out early. 584 00:39:07,903 --> 00:39:12,069 I was married 37 years before that was made clear to me. 585 00:39:12,103 --> 00:39:13,403 - What!? 586 00:39:13,436 --> 00:39:15,169 - Hang on a sec. 587 00:39:15,903 --> 00:39:17,103 Whoa! 588 00:39:18,703 --> 00:39:21,502 - Oh, it's better than steps. 589 00:39:22,036 --> 00:39:23,502 - No kidding! 590 00:39:29,502 --> 00:39:31,336 Holy shit! 591 00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:34,436 This is just spectacular. 592 00:39:34,470 --> 00:39:36,103 You know that right? 593 00:39:36,136 --> 00:39:37,436 - I do indeed. 594 00:39:37,470 --> 00:39:39,069 Do you see right over there? - Yeah, yeah. 595 00:39:39,103 --> 00:39:43,203 That's where I always meant to put in a nice little wooden dock. 596 00:39:43,236 --> 00:39:45,336 - Nice. - Yeah, nothing fancy. 597 00:39:45,370 --> 00:39:53,502 Just somewhere to sit, take tea, as I watch the sun set over the water. 598 00:39:53,535 --> 00:39:56,770 - That sounds like the life for me. 599 00:39:56,803 --> 00:39:59,502 - Would it not be a bit uneventful for you? 600 00:39:59,535 --> 00:40:00,903 - Are you kidding!? 601 00:40:00,937 --> 00:40:06,937 [BIRDS CHIRPING AND SHEEP BLEATING IN THE DISTANCE] 602 00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:17,535 Nah, I could totally do this. Yeah. 603 00:40:17,569 --> 00:40:19,770 - You're a natural. - I am. 604 00:40:21,370 --> 00:40:22,770 So let me get this straight. 605 00:40:22,803 --> 00:40:25,737 Your great grandfather, he comes here with nothing. 606 00:40:25,770 --> 00:40:30,970 And somehow he manages to buy this piece of prime real estate? 607 00:40:31,003 --> 00:40:32,203 - Mm-hmm. 608 00:40:32,236 --> 00:40:34,236 - How smart were those old guys! 609 00:40:34,269 --> 00:40:36,103 - But let me tell you precisely. 610 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:42,136 He got them to draw the boundary of the land a few feet short of the shore. 611 00:40:42,169 --> 00:40:46,303 That way he didn't have to pay for the most expensive bit, but he could 612 00:40:46,336 --> 00:40:49,103 still look on it for free. (Laughs) 613 00:40:49,136 --> 00:40:50,603 - Wow! 614 00:40:50,636 --> 00:40:54,236 - Yep. - We come from clever men. 615 00:40:55,236 --> 00:40:57,103 - That we do. 616 00:40:59,970 --> 00:41:04,535 You see the secret is to hit the tea just off the boil. 617 00:41:04,570 --> 00:41:06,737 - Ah, okay. [PHONE RINGS] 618 00:41:06,770 --> 00:41:09,203 So that's what I've been doing wrong. 619 00:41:09,236 --> 00:41:11,136 I think I've been lingering. 620 00:41:12,336 --> 00:41:14,269 - Ye-llo. 621 00:41:14,303 --> 00:41:18,236 Ah, Padraig me boy. What's going on? 622 00:41:18,269 --> 00:41:25,203 No, no, you tell Mrs. Gaffigan that that was the suit that Mr. Gaffigan specifically 623 00:41:25,236 --> 00:41:28,403 requested to be buried in! 624 00:41:28,436 --> 00:41:31,003 Run that up to me da will ye? - Sure, sure. 625 00:41:32,903 --> 00:41:37,470 - No, we are not going to open the casket again just to change his suit! 626 00:41:37,502 --> 00:41:39,203 Look, listen to me... 627 00:41:40,403 --> 00:41:43,169 - It's cousin Barry. 628 00:41:43,570 --> 00:41:45,370 [SOFT MUSIC] 629 00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:47,837 Ciaran! Ciaran! 630 00:42:01,236 --> 00:42:03,169 I'm so sorry. 631 00:42:08,236 --> 00:42:09,470 - Could you give me a minute? 632 00:42:09,503 --> 00:42:11,970 - Yeah, sure, sure. 633 00:42:12,536 --> 00:42:15,837 [SOFT MUSIC] 634 00:42:35,236 --> 00:42:37,036 (Sighs). 635 00:42:46,403 --> 00:42:48,970 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 636 00:42:58,003 --> 00:43:04,937 - Be thankful that the good Lord granted Fergus such a rich and full life. 637 00:43:04,970 --> 00:43:09,603 - Till the American arrives, and he's dead within 12 hours. 638 00:43:09,636 --> 00:43:11,403 - It's the grief talking. 639 00:43:11,437 --> 00:43:18,203 - Let us remember these words written years ago, but surely could be spoke by 640 00:43:18,236 --> 00:43:20,203 dear Fergus himself. 641 00:43:22,336 --> 00:43:24,203 Death... - (Sobbing). 642 00:43:24,236 --> 00:43:26,737 - ..is nothing. 643 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,937 Everything remains... - (Sobbing). 644 00:43:29,970 --> 00:43:31,870 - ..as it was. 645 00:43:31,903 --> 00:43:34,737 Whatever we were to each other... 646 00:43:37,069 --> 00:43:39,471 ..that we are still. 647 00:43:39,503 --> 00:43:42,570 Laugh as we always laugh. 648 00:43:42,603 --> 00:43:44,603 Play... - (Loud sobbing). 649 00:43:44,636 --> 00:43:48,370 - ..smile, think of me. 650 00:43:48,404 --> 00:43:50,336 Pray for me. 651 00:43:50,370 --> 00:43:54,737 Let my name be ever the household word it always was. 652 00:43:54,770 --> 00:43:59,903 Remember, let it be spoken without effort. 653 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:04,703 I am but waiting for you somewhere very near... 654 00:44:04,737 --> 00:44:07,471 - (Loud sobbing). - ..just around the corner. 655 00:44:07,503 --> 00:44:13,437 How we shall laugh at the trouble of parting, when we meet again. 656 00:44:13,471 --> 00:44:16,103 - (Loud sobbing). 657 00:44:16,136 --> 00:44:17,903 - Bloody hell! 658 00:44:25,103 --> 00:44:32,103 [SORROWFUL MUSIC] 659 00:44:52,371 --> 00:44:53,970 [LOUD THUD] 660 00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:08,970 - No, no, it's, (New York accent) I'm from Brooklyn, in New York. 661 00:45:09,003 --> 00:45:11,803 - (New York accent) How you doing? I'm from Brooklyn. 662 00:45:12,636 --> 00:45:15,036 - No, you haven't got it. 663 00:45:16,169 --> 00:45:17,803 - Jesus! - Exactly. 664 00:45:17,837 --> 00:45:21,404 - Your father left half of everything to Barry?! 665 00:45:21,437 --> 00:45:23,570 Who he just met. - Uh huh. 666 00:45:23,603 --> 00:45:26,337 - Half the house and half the land? 667 00:45:26,371 --> 00:45:27,837 That's... 668 00:45:27,870 --> 00:45:30,103 That's beautiful. - Beautiful?! 669 00:45:30,136 --> 00:45:35,837 - Sure, correcting the injustice of years ago, making the Americans whole, it's... 670 00:45:35,870 --> 00:45:38,770 It's lovely. - It's bollocks is what it is. 671 00:45:38,803 --> 00:45:42,970 Does that look like my father's writing? - It does, yeah. 672 00:45:43,003 --> 00:45:44,536 - My arse! 673 00:45:44,570 --> 00:45:46,236 Thanks for coming. 674 00:45:48,503 --> 00:45:51,770 That's the Yank for sure! - What?! 675 00:45:51,803 --> 00:45:53,837 No, how would he even go about... 676 00:45:53,870 --> 00:45:55,404 - And he was in me da's room alone. 677 00:45:55,437 --> 00:45:58,471 - Go on, how long was he in there? - Long enough to scribble that! 678 00:45:58,503 --> 00:46:00,270 - Ah, would you listen to you now?! 679 00:46:00,304 --> 00:46:01,737 - I tell you something else. 680 00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:04,003 God forgive me for saying this out loud. 681 00:46:04,036 --> 00:46:10,304 But who's to say that my da wasn't still alive when Barry entered the room? 682 00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:13,670 - Would you stop now! - I'm serious. 683 00:46:13,703 --> 00:46:19,937 Goes into the room, nobody's looking, he takes the pillow... 684 00:46:19,970 --> 00:46:23,703 - Now you're talking utter bollox! - Ah, am I though? 685 00:46:25,203 --> 00:46:26,471 - What's going on here then? 686 00:46:26,503 --> 00:46:29,437 - Ciaran thinks cousin Barry killed his father! 687 00:46:29,471 --> 00:46:31,471 - Hey, read that. 688 00:46:31,503 --> 00:46:34,203 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 689 00:46:36,437 --> 00:46:38,703 - Aw, that's lovely! 690 00:46:39,036 --> 00:46:40,270 - Lovely?! 691 00:46:42,237 --> 00:46:43,870 - The pair of ye. 692 00:46:44,870 --> 00:46:47,437 - Maybe your dad did you a favour? 693 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:49,203 He's unburdened ye. 694 00:46:49,237 --> 00:46:53,069 Because all the time I know you, you've been waiting to get rid of this place. 695 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:57,670 - Maybe... but not to go to him! 696 00:46:57,703 --> 00:47:02,503 (Mock American accent) A rich American who's gonna buy ya'll a steak dinner. 697 00:47:02,536 --> 00:47:04,903 - Well, I don't think he said "ya'll". 698 00:47:07,036 --> 00:47:11,737 - Do you not find it the least bit curious that he shows up in Ireland 699 00:47:11,770 --> 00:47:14,636 precisely when he stands to benefit? 700 00:47:14,670 --> 00:47:16,703 - But you invited him! 701 00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:18,970 - Okay. 702 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:24,136 But why did he say yes so quickly? Answer me that. 703 00:47:24,169 --> 00:47:25,471 You can't can you? 704 00:47:25,503 --> 00:47:28,536 - Look, you have had a difficult few days. 705 00:47:28,570 --> 00:47:31,103 And we all sometimes say things we don't mean. 706 00:47:31,136 --> 00:47:35,471 And you can tell me to mind my own business if you like, but I think you owe 707 00:47:35,503 --> 00:47:37,803 your cousin an apology. 708 00:47:38,636 --> 00:47:40,337 - An apology? - An apology. 709 00:47:40,371 --> 00:47:43,471 That crack at the cemetery was a bit harsh. 710 00:47:43,503 --> 00:47:44,970 - It was... 711 00:47:45,570 --> 00:47:47,270 I'm just sayin'. 712 00:47:48,970 --> 00:47:50,170 - (Sighs). 713 00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:04,503 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 714 00:48:12,204 --> 00:48:19,371 Listen, I just wanted to apologise for what I said in the cemetery. 715 00:48:19,404 --> 00:48:20,737 - Ah, come on. 716 00:48:20,770 --> 00:48:25,437 - No, it was out of order. - No explanation necessary. 717 00:48:25,471 --> 00:48:32,069 I lost my own father 34 years ago and I will tell you, I still miss him every day. 718 00:48:32,103 --> 00:48:33,970 Every single day. 719 00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:37,970 - Can I get you a drink? 720 00:48:38,503 --> 00:48:40,204 - Yeah, why not? 721 00:48:47,603 --> 00:48:50,837 - Very nicely done. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 722 00:48:55,237 --> 00:48:56,437 Here you go. 723 00:48:56,471 --> 00:48:58,204 Cheers. - Cheers. 724 00:49:04,770 --> 00:49:07,036 - And about the will? - What? 725 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:11,670 - You need to tell him about the will, it's what your da wanted. 726 00:49:11,703 --> 00:49:16,204 - All right, I suppose I'll have to. 727 00:49:16,970 --> 00:49:18,170 - When? 728 00:49:19,503 --> 00:49:22,570 - I beg your pardon? - Well if it were me I'd tell him today. 729 00:49:22,603 --> 00:49:24,404 Get it done with. 730 00:49:24,437 --> 00:49:26,270 - The nerve of her, huh! 731 00:49:27,304 --> 00:49:30,104 - Well I kind of think she's right. 732 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:35,003 - Jesus... the pair of ye! 733 00:49:36,003 --> 00:49:38,603 All right, all right, I'll tell him today. 734 00:49:38,636 --> 00:49:40,737 - [Fiona] Good for you. 735 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:43,737 - Would it be all right if I went to the loo first? 736 00:49:43,770 --> 00:49:46,837 Or would you like to schedule that for me as well?! 737 00:49:48,237 --> 00:49:50,237 (Mumbles) ...persecution. 738 00:49:51,137 --> 00:49:53,137 Bloody hell! 739 00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:55,770 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 740 00:50:27,304 --> 00:50:32,037 - What you know now about Gaelic football could be written on the back of a stamp. 741 00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:35,903 (Chattering) 742 00:50:40,536 --> 00:50:43,270 - Just a shock, he looked so well. 743 00:50:44,837 --> 00:50:47,137 - Just let that settle for a minute. 744 00:50:47,170 --> 00:50:49,104 I'd like a quiet word. 745 00:50:49,471 --> 00:50:51,104 - Excuse me. 746 00:50:53,437 --> 00:50:55,937 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 747 00:50:58,770 --> 00:51:03,737 I just wanted you to know that my father was very fond of you. 748 00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:06,337 My American boy, he called you. 749 00:51:06,371 --> 00:51:10,170 - Ah well, I didn't know him long. 750 00:51:10,204 --> 00:51:11,503 - No, you didn't. 751 00:51:11,536 --> 00:51:14,737 - But my goodness, what a special guy he was. 752 00:51:14,770 --> 00:51:18,304 I feel, I feel lucky to have gotten to meet him. 753 00:51:18,337 --> 00:51:23,670 - Anyway, as you know, it was my father's dying wish to make things right. 754 00:51:23,703 --> 00:51:26,170 Bring the family back together again. - Right. 755 00:51:26,204 --> 00:51:32,737 - And it was in that spirit that he made some very specific requests of his 756 00:51:32,770 --> 00:51:36,371 estate and his property and of you. 757 00:51:36,404 --> 00:51:37,737 - Me? 758 00:51:39,204 --> 00:51:45,703 - It would honour my father and my family, if you would accept this. 759 00:51:51,337 --> 00:51:52,503 - A pipe? 760 00:51:52,536 --> 00:51:54,603 - Oh, his favourite pipe. 761 00:51:54,636 --> 00:51:57,870 He sucked on that yoke for 30 years or more. 762 00:51:59,703 --> 00:52:04,070 - Seriously, it's very thoughtful, I don't, I don't smoke. 763 00:52:04,104 --> 00:52:06,837 - He insisted you have it, picked it out special! 764 00:52:06,870 --> 00:52:10,004 Something for him to remember me by, he said. 765 00:52:10,037 --> 00:52:15,971 It would honour him and myself, if you would accept this. 766 00:52:18,204 --> 00:52:21,004 - Well, thank you. 767 00:52:23,803 --> 00:52:26,536 - Of course, unless you'd rather have something else? 768 00:52:26,570 --> 00:52:30,404 Like his diary or an old shirt. - No, no. 769 00:52:30,437 --> 00:52:32,070 - The kettle? 770 00:52:32,104 --> 00:52:34,237 He loved that kettle. 771 00:52:34,270 --> 00:52:37,371 - This is just beautiful. 772 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:40,104 This -- it's very considerate. 773 00:52:40,137 --> 00:52:44,471 You know what, I'm going to put it on my desk back home and use it like a 774 00:52:44,503 --> 00:52:46,337 paperweight or something. - Grand! 775 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:50,437 Well if you could just sign at the top, date here and initial here, here and here. 776 00:52:50,471 --> 00:52:51,904 - What?! 777 00:52:51,938 --> 00:52:55,536 - Well it just says that you've taken ownership of the pipe. 778 00:52:55,570 --> 00:53:00,137 - You want me to sign a document stipulating I'm inheriting a pipe? 779 00:53:00,170 --> 00:53:04,871 - Yeah, it's for your own protection really, you know, what with customs and 780 00:53:04,904 --> 00:53:07,703 international travel and everything. 781 00:53:08,871 --> 00:53:11,004 - Feels a little bit excessive, don't you think? 782 00:53:11,037 --> 00:53:12,737 - It's just a pipe! - That's what I'm saying. 783 00:53:12,770 --> 00:53:14,603 - It's just a pipe. - It's just a pipe. 784 00:53:14,636 --> 00:53:16,737 - Well then just sign here! - With all due respect. 785 00:53:16,770 --> 00:53:21,237 The one thing my father taught me, never sign anything until it's reviewed by 786 00:53:21,270 --> 00:53:23,270 outside counsel. - Oh, right. 787 00:53:23,304 --> 00:53:24,536 - Just to be safe. - Of course. 788 00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:26,871 - Always. - No, no, I understand. 789 00:53:26,904 --> 00:53:31,004 We'll just have to wait on the pipe. - I think maybe that's best. 790 00:53:31,037 --> 00:53:34,703 - Perhaps it was a bit soon to be discussing such things. 791 00:53:34,737 --> 00:53:37,904 - Perhaps. - I apologise. 792 00:53:42,170 --> 00:53:45,636 Why don't you hold on to the pipe, you know, you can get used to it, 793 00:53:45,670 --> 00:53:47,404 the feel of it and all, okay? 794 00:53:47,437 --> 00:53:49,437 - Sure?! 795 00:53:49,471 --> 00:53:52,337 - Sneaky, feckin' bastard. 796 00:53:52,371 --> 00:53:55,104 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 797 00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,471 - Hi. - Hey. 798 00:54:02,503 --> 00:54:04,004 - Not on your way in for a nightcap are you? 799 00:54:04,037 --> 00:54:07,503 - No, no, I think I've had more than my fair share today. 800 00:54:07,536 --> 00:54:09,636 No, I was just getting my steps in. 801 00:54:09,670 --> 00:54:12,337 - Okay, come, I'll walk with you. 802 00:54:12,371 --> 00:54:13,804 Make sure you're safe. 803 00:54:13,838 --> 00:54:17,004 - No, no,you don't have to... - I'm just walking to my car. 804 00:54:17,037 --> 00:54:18,838 - Oh! Okay. 805 00:54:23,536 --> 00:54:25,471 Sorry. - Sorry? 806 00:54:25,503 --> 00:54:27,104 - I didn't mean to overstep. 807 00:54:27,137 --> 00:54:28,636 - You didn't. 808 00:54:28,670 --> 00:54:31,871 - Okay, no, just because the way you looked at me, I just thought maybe I... 809 00:54:31,904 --> 00:54:35,304 - I was smiling, because that was sweet. 810 00:54:35,337 --> 00:54:36,603 - Okay. 811 00:54:36,636 --> 00:54:39,337 - I'll tell you if you overstep. 812 00:54:39,371 --> 00:54:42,536 I'm not shy. - Got it. 813 00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:44,603 - Are you carrying a firearm in there? 814 00:54:44,636 --> 00:54:47,603 - No, you know what that is, it's a pipe. 815 00:54:47,636 --> 00:54:49,471 That's Fergus' pipe. 816 00:54:49,503 --> 00:54:51,170 Ciaran gave it to me. 817 00:54:52,237 --> 00:54:54,037 - That's lovely. 818 00:54:54,070 --> 00:54:57,204 And you sorted everything out with him, did you? 819 00:54:57,237 --> 00:54:58,971 About the other matter? 820 00:55:00,270 --> 00:55:02,738 - What other matter? 821 00:55:02,771 --> 00:55:05,738 - Did Ciaran not discuss anything else with you? 822 00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:08,670 - [Natalya] That motherfucker! 823 00:55:08,703 --> 00:55:11,070 - Can you believe the balls on this guy?! 824 00:55:11,104 --> 00:55:16,738 - So not only is he screwing you, he controverts his father's dying wish? 825 00:55:16,771 --> 00:55:18,971 - Yeah, which by the way, how about that? 826 00:55:19,004 --> 00:55:23,471 The old man changes his will, leaves half of everything to me? 827 00:55:23,503 --> 00:55:24,536 - Unbelievable! 828 00:55:24,570 --> 00:55:25,738 - It's unbelievable. 829 00:55:25,771 --> 00:55:28,337 - Wait, how did you find out, who told you? 830 00:55:28,371 --> 00:55:29,570 - This woman Fiona. 831 00:55:29,603 --> 00:55:31,070 - And is Fiona 832 00:55:31,104 --> 00:55:32,371 the town crazy person? 833 00:55:32,404 --> 00:55:34,204 - No, she's very sweet 834 00:55:34,237 --> 00:55:35,337 and very pretty. 835 00:55:35,371 --> 00:55:36,570 - Really? - Yes. 836 00:55:36,603 --> 00:55:37,938 And unless I am misreading 837 00:55:37,971 --> 00:55:41,404 this entirely, she's quite taken with your father. 838 00:55:41,437 --> 00:55:43,037 - Get out of here! 839 00:55:43,070 --> 00:55:48,337 Look at you, there two days, you got a girl and lakefront property. 840 00:55:48,371 --> 00:55:49,671 - Haha, first of all, 841 00:55:49,704 --> 00:55:52,771 she's a child, she's like your age and second of all, 842 00:55:52,804 --> 00:55:54,636 you know I'm not going to take the property, right? 843 00:55:54,671 --> 00:55:56,871 - Why not? I mean legally it's half yours. 844 00:55:56,904 --> 00:55:59,671 - I know, but... - But what are you going to do with it? 845 00:55:59,704 --> 00:56:01,971 - Exactly. Although... 846 00:56:02,004 --> 00:56:04,270 - Why should this asshole keep your half? 847 00:56:04,304 --> 00:56:05,570 - Right? - The prick! 848 00:56:05,603 --> 00:56:08,237 - Can you imagine... - Such a beautiful property too. 849 00:56:08,270 --> 00:56:12,838 - I sent you those pictures, right? - Incredible, the view. 850 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,337 - Ooh! - What? 851 00:56:15,371 --> 00:56:17,471 - Ooh! - What? 852 00:56:17,503 --> 00:56:19,204 - Okay, I want you to look something up for me. 853 00:56:19,237 --> 00:56:20,503 - Shoot. 854 00:56:28,471 --> 00:56:31,037 - You said he'd be here at eleven sharp. 855 00:56:31,671 --> 00:56:32,904 - It's not yet eleven. 856 00:56:32,938 --> 00:56:35,603 - You also said he'd be here yesterday. 857 00:56:35,637 --> 00:56:38,771 - He was feeling poorly yesterday, so... 858 00:56:38,804 --> 00:56:41,070 - And you believe that did ye? - And why wouldn't I not? 859 00:56:41,104 --> 00:56:45,603 - Because I don't trust the man. - I understand that, but... 860 00:56:45,637 --> 00:56:47,804 - Good morning gentlemen. - Good morning to you... 861 00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:51,570 Now you behave yourself. How are you doing today? 862 00:56:51,603 --> 00:56:55,570 - Very well indeed. Morning Ciaran. 863 00:56:55,604 --> 00:56:59,570 - Well gentlemen, I think we're aware we've got a bit of a tricky knot to 864 00:56:59,604 --> 00:57:02,503 untangle here. - Let me make this easy for everyone. 865 00:57:02,536 --> 00:57:06,704 I'm not gonna take anything, this is your home. 866 00:57:09,536 --> 00:57:12,371 - But you don't want your half? 867 00:57:12,404 --> 00:57:13,570 - Nah. 868 00:57:13,604 --> 00:57:16,371 - The cottage, the land? 869 00:57:16,404 --> 00:57:22,204 - No, you know what, I'm genuinely touched by your father's generosity, truly 870 00:57:22,237 --> 00:57:28,536 I am and I love what he was trying to do, but I can't accept this, it's not right. 871 00:57:28,571 --> 00:57:32,304 You stay here, you enjoy your home as you always have. 872 00:57:32,337 --> 00:57:34,938 - Are you sure about this now? 873 00:57:34,971 --> 00:57:40,804 And you'd sign a legal document to that effect? 874 00:57:40,838 --> 00:57:43,604 - Oh yeah, wherever you want, show me where. 875 00:57:43,637 --> 00:57:48,037 - There. - Here we go, no questions asked. 876 00:57:52,170 --> 00:57:53,404 Okay? 877 00:57:53,437 --> 00:57:57,838 - Well, I feel like a proper eejit now. 878 00:57:58,371 --> 00:57:59,471 - Not at all. 879 00:57:59,503 --> 00:58:02,871 - I was gonna come clean, I was. 880 00:58:02,904 --> 00:58:08,004 Well, I'd just lost me da and I was... 881 00:58:09,237 --> 00:58:10,704 - He was hurt. - You were hurt. 882 00:58:10,738 --> 00:58:14,871 - Exactly, I was hurt and there you are... 883 00:58:16,037 --> 00:58:19,771 And we hardly know you and me father gives you... 884 00:58:19,804 --> 00:58:22,437 - Hey, please, I'd have felt the same way. 885 00:58:22,471 --> 00:58:25,237 - Really? - Absolutely. 886 00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:33,337 - Didn't I tell you he was a good man! 887 00:58:33,371 --> 00:58:36,404 - That he is, that he is. 888 00:58:36,437 --> 00:58:38,170 - Sláinte. - Sláinte. 889 00:58:45,137 --> 00:58:47,704 - Ah, well I'll be off. 890 00:58:47,738 --> 00:58:49,237 - Thanks Seamus. - Thank you. 891 00:58:49,270 --> 00:58:52,871 - [Seamus] I'm glad things have turned out the way they have. 892 00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:56,704 - Hats off to you cousin Barry, you're a better man than I am. 893 00:58:56,738 --> 00:58:59,738 - Ah come on, not at all, not at all. 894 00:58:59,771 --> 00:59:02,604 - I feel kinda like now ye have to take it. 895 00:59:02,637 --> 00:59:04,504 - All right I will. - What!? 896 00:59:04,537 --> 00:59:07,704 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I was having one on ye. 897 00:59:09,371 --> 00:59:10,938 - That was a good one. 898 00:59:10,971 --> 00:59:14,771 - But I hope you know that you're always welcome. 899 00:59:15,504 --> 00:59:16,738 Any time. 900 00:59:16,771 --> 00:59:19,537 - I may just take you up on that. 901 00:59:19,571 --> 00:59:22,571 It sure is lovely here. - Ah, that it is. 902 00:59:22,604 --> 00:59:25,504 [SOUND OF HEAVY MACHINERY] 903 00:59:25,537 --> 00:59:28,971 - Which is why I decided to build here. 904 00:59:29,404 --> 00:59:30,971 - Huh?! 905 00:59:31,437 --> 00:59:32,472 You can't... 906 00:59:32,504 --> 00:59:37,270 - No, no, no, no, not here, there. 907 00:59:37,304 --> 00:59:41,204 Remember how you told me your great grandfather never bought those last few 908 00:59:41,237 --> 00:59:43,971 feet, well guess what? I did! 909 00:59:44,004 --> 00:59:45,671 Yeah. 910 00:59:45,704 --> 00:59:50,738 Great, just bring it on down, good, we're right by the water, as close as you can. 911 00:59:50,771 --> 00:59:54,738 Straight ahead, thank you, Malachy, Deacon, beautiful. 912 00:59:55,104 --> 00:59:56,671 Nice fellas. 913 00:59:56,704 --> 01:00:02,472 Yeah, yes, I'm thinking of putting in a nice wooden dock right around there. 914 01:00:02,504 --> 01:00:08,971 Nothing fancy, just a nice spot to take my tea and watch the sun set over the 915 01:00:09,004 --> 01:00:15,337 water and maybe a wall, like a wall, nice and high, to protect my view. 916 01:00:15,371 --> 01:00:17,838 Keep out the riff-raff. 917 01:00:18,938 --> 01:00:20,504 Sláinte. 918 01:00:23,037 --> 01:00:25,337 - You dirty... 919 01:00:25,371 --> 01:00:29,137 How is he building on my feckin' land? 920 01:00:29,170 --> 01:00:35,204 - I assure you he's not building, he's just moving dirt round or something. 921 01:00:35,237 --> 01:00:36,438 - Oh, okay. 922 01:00:36,472 --> 01:00:37,704 And can he do that? 923 01:00:37,738 --> 01:00:42,004 - If it's his land he can. Is it his land? 924 01:00:43,537 --> 01:00:44,704 Then he can. 925 01:00:44,738 --> 01:00:46,504 - It just doesn't seem right. 926 01:00:46,537 --> 01:00:51,438 Does it seem right to you, huh, that he can come in here, a foreigner, huh, 927 01:00:51,472 --> 01:00:59,304 and feck around with our land and our way of life and, and cause all this, this, 928 01:00:59,337 --> 01:01:00,738 this... - Acrimony. 929 01:01:00,771 --> 01:01:02,738 - No, no, this, this... - Rancour. 930 01:01:02,771 --> 01:01:06,004 - Not rancour as much as... 931 01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:07,438 - Malevolence. 932 01:01:07,472 --> 01:01:09,671 Emnity? - Whatever! 933 01:01:09,704 --> 01:01:11,738 There has to be a law against it. 934 01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:14,571 - Ah, you mean the anti-rancour and acrimony statute? 935 01:01:14,604 --> 01:01:17,137 - Yes! - No. 936 01:01:21,372 --> 01:01:23,405 - What about for being an arsehole huh? 937 01:01:23,438 --> 01:01:25,270 There must be a law against that! 938 01:01:25,304 --> 01:01:26,904 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 939 01:01:26,938 --> 01:01:31,738 - I seem to recall we have something to that effect. 940 01:01:38,604 --> 01:01:41,771 Yes, yes we do. 941 01:01:42,104 --> 01:01:44,938 (Laughing) 942 01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:51,037 - Yeah, yeah, I like this. 943 01:01:53,372 --> 01:01:55,504 Hey kid, Malachy. 944 01:01:57,170 --> 01:01:58,237 Come here. 945 01:01:58,270 --> 01:02:02,537 I think I might be wrong, let's go higher, like 20%. 946 01:02:02,571 --> 01:02:04,070 You'll figure that out? - Sure. 947 01:02:04,104 --> 01:02:09,338 - And wider too, 50 feet that way and again the same that way. 948 01:02:09,372 --> 01:02:11,738 - Okay, so 100 feet... - You got it boss! 949 01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:13,671 - Yeah. - You got it, wait a second. 950 01:02:13,704 --> 01:02:17,838 See this? You finish ahead of schedule... 951 01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:20,472 You get the other half. - Right you are. 952 01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:21,704 - I'll hold it. - Where's my half? 953 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,904 - Not in front of the American. - Give me my 20! 954 01:02:23,938 --> 01:02:28,671 [SIREN] 955 01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:33,004 - Alright, alright, let's cease and desist on all the work. 956 01:02:33,037 --> 01:02:35,671 - Whoa, whoa, wait a second, what seems to be the problem? 957 01:02:35,704 --> 01:02:40,204 - The problem is, is that this construction started without proper permits. 958 01:02:40,237 --> 01:02:41,604 - Oh, I beg to differ. 959 01:02:41,637 --> 01:02:46,237 These were filed yesterday and valid as of this morning. 960 01:02:49,405 --> 01:02:51,338 - How'd you get this? - How? 961 01:02:51,372 --> 01:02:53,204 - These take years to get! 962 01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:55,372 - Yeah, well, I made some calls. 963 01:02:55,405 --> 01:03:00,405 - Well, be that as it may, I'm sorry to say that we have a serious violation of 964 01:03:00,438 --> 01:03:02,637 local ordinances. 965 01:03:02,671 --> 01:03:04,871 - Oh, is that right? 966 01:03:04,904 --> 01:03:08,938 - Of several ordinances actually. - Really? 967 01:03:10,137 --> 01:03:11,738 Which ones? 968 01:03:11,771 --> 01:03:13,604 - Which ordinances? - Mm-hmm. 969 01:03:13,637 --> 01:03:17,771 - Or which violations? - Your call. 970 01:03:17,804 --> 01:03:22,238 - Well, I have a full list if you care to... - I care to. 971 01:03:24,938 --> 01:03:29,405 - Well, do you know what, the list itself is back in the station. 972 01:03:29,438 --> 01:03:30,871 - Oh, that's unfortunate. 973 01:03:30,904 --> 01:03:33,871 - I can go and retrieve it if you'd like? - I would like. 974 01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:38,604 - Well... yeah. 975 01:03:38,637 --> 01:03:40,871 I'll go and retrieve it then. 976 01:03:42,637 --> 01:03:48,838 Not so much as a hammer raised until this is resolved. 977 01:03:50,305 --> 01:03:54,104 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 978 01:03:58,971 --> 01:04:01,504 [SIREN] 979 01:04:04,238 --> 01:04:06,070 - (Mumbles). 980 01:04:08,305 --> 01:04:11,271 [SHEEP BLEATING] 981 01:04:15,771 --> 01:04:21,305 - I knew he can be stubborn and childish, Ciaran, but to involve the guards!? 982 01:04:21,338 --> 01:04:23,271 - It t'was a low blow alright. 983 01:04:23,305 --> 01:04:27,372 - Violation of local ordinances, we can all make up fancy words. 984 01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:29,338 - Hey, were we talking with you? 985 01:04:29,372 --> 01:04:33,171 - (New York accent) Your Honor, my client is totally innocent of the alleged infractions. 986 01:04:33,205 --> 01:04:35,271 - (New York accent) I've got your infraction, right here! 987 01:04:35,305 --> 01:04:39,637 - You should be ashamed of yourself, defiling our natural beauty like that, shame. 988 01:04:39,671 --> 01:04:44,472 - Ah lay off him Cooney, fair play as I see it, after what your man Ciaran did to him?! 989 01:04:44,504 --> 01:04:48,871 - Ahh, everyone knows you've had it in for that family, ever since your wife's 990 01:04:48,904 --> 01:04:52,338 funeral when he made her look like a powdered Beagle! 991 01:04:52,372 --> 01:04:54,938 Well she was no oil painting to start with, you know. 992 01:04:54,971 --> 01:04:57,671 - Come over here and say that to my face, Martin Cooney! 993 01:04:57,704 --> 01:04:59,604 - I wouldn't waste the journey! 994 01:04:59,637 --> 01:05:01,904 - If I was 20 years younger, I swear... 995 01:05:01,938 --> 01:05:05,738 - We're the same age ye daft looner ye! 996 01:05:05,771 --> 01:05:07,938 - Looks like you're now famous outside this room as well! 997 01:05:07,971 --> 01:05:09,504 - Apparently. 998 01:05:09,537 --> 01:05:13,472 - I hope you'll be the mature one now and not let this escalate any further. 999 01:05:13,504 --> 01:05:15,537 - Me?! What makes you think that I would ever... 1000 01:05:15,571 --> 01:05:19,271 (Screams from outside) 1001 01:05:20,571 --> 01:05:22,271 - [Woman] Mother of Jesus! 1002 01:05:23,138 --> 01:05:24,205 - Jesus Christ! 1003 01:05:24,238 --> 01:05:26,070 What the fuckin' Jesus... 1004 01:05:26,105 --> 01:05:29,504 - I came in to give the floor a final once over, I turned on the light and I see... 1005 01:05:30,771 --> 01:05:32,604 Oh look what they've done to the floors! 1006 01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:34,838 - There's shit all over the place. 1007 01:05:34,871 --> 01:05:37,205 - How did they get in here in the first place? 1008 01:05:37,238 --> 01:05:39,604 [BLEATING] 1009 01:05:39,637 --> 01:05:42,871 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 1010 01:06:02,504 --> 01:06:05,938 - Bless all... apart from the fucking Yanks! 1011 01:06:07,372 --> 01:06:08,771 [CLANG] 1012 01:06:08,804 --> 01:06:10,738 - Want to play games with me pal? 1013 01:06:10,771 --> 01:06:14,704 Bring it on! Bring it on! 1014 01:06:14,738 --> 01:06:17,871 - Picked the wrong Irishman to mess with! 1015 01:06:23,004 --> 01:06:25,938 [SOFT MUSIC] 1016 01:06:45,405 --> 01:06:47,238 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1017 01:06:48,704 --> 01:06:52,004 - I got plenty of towels, thank you. 1018 01:06:52,038 --> 01:06:53,338 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1019 01:06:53,372 --> 01:06:55,238 - Oh my God. 1020 01:06:56,904 --> 01:07:01,871 I say, thank you, I have plenty of... 1021 01:07:03,005 --> 01:07:04,338 - Truce. - Huh? 1022 01:07:04,372 --> 01:07:05,637 - Truce. 1023 01:07:05,671 --> 01:07:07,838 - What fuckin' truce?! 1024 01:07:07,871 --> 01:07:10,804 What do you mean truce? - I mean enough. 1025 01:07:11,704 --> 01:07:14,271 What are we doing, huh? 1026 01:07:14,305 --> 01:07:20,005 I mean, this is precisely what my father was trying to bring to an end... 1027 01:07:20,038 --> 01:07:21,438 And look at us. 1028 01:07:21,472 --> 01:07:23,938 We're as bad as the rest of them. 1029 01:07:27,071 --> 01:07:28,338 Can I come in? 1030 01:07:28,372 --> 01:07:30,171 - No! 1031 01:07:30,205 --> 01:07:31,804 - All right, fair enough. 1032 01:07:31,838 --> 01:07:35,938 Well, I just want to tell you that... 1033 01:07:35,972 --> 01:07:37,504 - Okay, come in. 1034 01:07:37,537 --> 01:07:39,771 Just come in. 1035 01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:51,604 - In honour of my father and your father, and all the fathers before, 1036 01:07:51,637 --> 01:07:56,904 what do you say we bring an end to this now? 1037 01:07:56,938 --> 01:08:00,637 No, I know, I know, I know, I was the one that started it all with you. 1038 01:08:00,671 --> 01:08:03,738 And for that I truly apologise. 1039 01:08:03,771 --> 01:08:06,405 It wasn't big and it wasn't clever. 1040 01:08:06,438 --> 01:08:13,504 So I get why you struck back at me and I struck back at you and you struck 1041 01:08:13,537 --> 01:08:15,771 back at me again. 1042 01:08:16,771 --> 01:08:21,338 But on and on it goes, towards what? 1043 01:08:21,372 --> 01:08:23,871 What good can come of it? 1044 01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:32,005 - Are you playing with me right now? - No, no, no, no, I'm not, no. 1045 01:08:32,038 --> 01:08:33,738 God, no. 1046 01:08:36,905 --> 01:08:38,171 - Okay. 1047 01:08:39,238 --> 01:08:40,338 - Okay? 1048 01:08:40,372 --> 01:08:43,105 - I'm saying yeah, you're right. 1049 01:08:45,271 --> 01:08:47,038 We can do better. 1050 01:08:48,405 --> 01:08:50,171 - Ahhhh... 1051 01:08:53,305 --> 01:08:54,338 Good man. 1052 01:08:54,372 --> 01:08:56,704 - Done. - Right. 1053 01:08:56,738 --> 01:09:01,005 I must say that that bit with the sheep, that was very good. 1054 01:09:01,038 --> 01:09:04,771 - Thank you... man, those are some filthy creatures! 1055 01:09:04,804 --> 01:09:09,071 - Ah Barry, we're all filthy creatures. 1056 01:09:09,105 --> 01:09:12,038 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 1057 01:09:16,872 --> 01:09:18,271 - Huh! 1058 01:09:31,905 --> 01:09:33,105 - Hmm. 1059 01:09:33,138 --> 01:09:34,604 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1060 01:09:34,637 --> 01:09:36,838 - [Barry] What, did you change your mind already? 1061 01:09:38,771 --> 01:09:41,438 - I brought you some fresh towels. 1062 01:09:41,472 --> 01:09:44,305 - Oh, that's okay, I've got plenty of towels. 1063 01:09:44,338 --> 01:09:46,504 - I've already brought them! 1064 01:09:47,171 --> 01:09:48,839 - Okay, thank you. 1065 01:09:50,271 --> 01:09:51,972 Thank you. 1066 01:09:53,271 --> 01:09:54,839 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1067 01:09:54,872 --> 01:09:58,738 - You know, there's only so many towels a person can have. 1068 01:10:00,005 --> 01:10:01,271 - Can I come in? 1069 01:10:01,305 --> 01:10:03,372 - Huh? Yes, sure, of course. 1070 01:10:03,405 --> 01:10:08,271 - Okay, look, this nonsense has got to stop, yourself and Ciaran are like a pair 1071 01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:11,604 of eejits, you're embarrassing yourselves, you're embarrassing the 1072 01:10:11,637 --> 01:10:13,372 town, and someone's gonna get hurt. 1073 01:10:13,405 --> 01:10:14,872 I'm not saying you're entirely to blame... 1074 01:10:14,905 --> 01:10:16,805 - I already had this conversation. - Hmm? 1075 01:10:16,839 --> 01:10:18,905 - He was just here. - Ciaran, when? 1076 01:10:18,939 --> 01:10:22,238 - Like a minute ago, and we called a truce. 1077 01:10:22,271 --> 01:10:23,472 - You did? - Yes. 1078 01:10:23,504 --> 01:10:25,405 We agreed no more fighting, no more quarrelling... 1079 01:10:25,438 --> 01:10:28,038 - That's great, that is wonderful news. 1080 01:10:28,071 --> 01:10:29,338 Good for you. 1081 01:10:29,372 --> 01:10:33,704 - Yeah, we decided we're going to appeal to our better angels. 1082 01:10:33,738 --> 01:10:36,171 I'm not sure I have better angels, but... 1083 01:10:36,205 --> 01:10:37,438 - Oh, I think you do. 1084 01:10:37,472 --> 01:10:39,738 I've just seen them. 1085 01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:44,839 - Ah shit are we gonna kiss now? - What? 1086 01:10:44,872 --> 01:10:46,604 Because, you know what, it's been a very long time for me. 1087 01:10:46,637 --> 01:10:51,005 I'm in pyjamas, which is not at all... - I wasn't going to kiss you. 1088 01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:55,537 - You weren't. Okay, well, that's embarrassing. 1089 01:10:55,571 --> 01:10:57,138 - You Americans! 1090 01:10:58,604 --> 01:11:00,405 - To be fair, I don't know that's an American thing really, so much as, 1091 01:11:00,438 --> 01:11:03,038 you know, most men. - Okay. Okay. 1092 01:11:03,071 --> 01:11:09,238 Look, I just -- I'm glad that you've both come to your senses. 1093 01:11:10,071 --> 01:11:11,738 I'm proud of you. 1094 01:11:12,105 --> 01:11:13,305 - Thank you. 1095 01:11:13,338 --> 01:11:14,738 - Can I give you a hug? 1096 01:11:14,772 --> 01:11:17,571 Or will that confuse you further? 1097 01:11:17,604 --> 01:11:21,138 - No, it won't confuse me, I can handle a hug. 1098 01:11:25,438 --> 01:11:28,772 - Oh the cagey fucker! 1099 01:11:29,504 --> 01:11:31,504 - I hope now I didn't overstep. 1100 01:11:31,537 --> 01:11:33,604 - No, no, no, very glad you came. 1101 01:11:33,637 --> 01:11:38,305 - Well, well, well, isn't this lovely and cosy? 1102 01:11:38,338 --> 01:11:39,772 - This is not what you think. 1103 01:11:39,805 --> 01:11:42,138 - Was this your plan all along, huh? - No, no, no. 1104 01:11:42,171 --> 01:11:45,372 - To sleep with my ex wife? - Not at all... wait, what?! 1105 01:11:45,405 --> 01:11:47,205 - And you think that will break me? 1106 01:11:47,238 --> 01:11:49,105 - Stop talking shite. 1107 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:50,472 Nobody slept with anybody. 1108 01:11:50,504 --> 01:11:52,772 - Wait, wait, go back, go back, what do you mean your ex wife? 1109 01:11:52,805 --> 01:11:55,671 Wait a sec, that's who you were married to! 1110 01:11:55,705 --> 01:11:57,872 - What's that supposed to mean? - Like you didn't know! 1111 01:11:57,905 --> 01:11:59,537 - How the hell would I know that? 1112 01:11:59,571 --> 01:12:00,839 - I didn't tell him. - Why not? 1113 01:12:00,872 --> 01:12:03,138 - Why would I? - How would you not tell me that? 1114 01:12:03,171 --> 01:12:05,839 - It's ancient history! 1115 01:12:05,872 --> 01:12:08,472 - There's like 12 people in the whole town. 1116 01:12:08,504 --> 01:12:12,305 You didn't think it was worth mentioning that the guy you married is the one guy I know? 1117 01:12:12,338 --> 01:12:16,472 - I'm not in the habit of talking about my business to people I've just met. 1118 01:12:16,504 --> 01:12:18,604 - And that way you can play him against me. 1119 01:12:18,637 --> 01:12:20,604 - I'm not playing anybody! 1120 01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,604 - Wait a sec, is that what that was? 1121 01:12:22,637 --> 01:12:24,472 - Is that what what was? 1122 01:12:24,504 --> 01:12:26,972 - The flirting. - I wasn't flirting. 1123 01:12:27,005 --> 01:12:30,604 Jesus Christ would you stop flattering yourself. 1124 01:12:30,637 --> 01:12:33,405 You're old enough to be my father. 1125 01:12:33,438 --> 01:12:34,739 - Younger than him! 1126 01:12:34,772 --> 01:12:36,872 - Well you wouldn't think it to watch him exercise. 1127 01:12:36,905 --> 01:12:40,071 A proper stroke I thought he was having... 1128 01:12:40,105 --> 01:12:41,604 Oh, oh, oh! 1129 01:12:41,637 --> 01:12:43,271 - I didn't ever make that sound. 1130 01:12:43,305 --> 01:12:48,504 Okay, wait a second, how do I know this wasn't all part of your plan? 1131 01:12:48,537 --> 01:12:50,238 - What plan? - Okay, see now it makes sense. 1132 01:12:50,271 --> 01:12:52,138 - What makes sense? 1133 01:12:52,171 --> 01:12:56,637 - You send in your ex to double team me and that way you can work me from both sides. 1134 01:12:56,672 --> 01:13:00,571 Oh I hope you stop all this and give Ciaran his land back. 1135 01:13:00,604 --> 01:13:02,438 Okay, I got it now. 1136 01:13:02,472 --> 01:13:08,972 - I was the one that told him to stop being an arse and do the right thing by you. 1137 01:13:10,205 --> 01:13:11,638 - She did, actually. 1138 01:13:12,939 --> 01:13:14,739 - Okay, so maybe the last part was wrong, but you know what... 1139 01:13:14,772 --> 01:13:17,305 - I wonder why? - Why what? 1140 01:13:17,338 --> 01:13:22,705 - Why were you so concerned that he gets his half of the property, huh? 1141 01:13:22,739 --> 01:13:26,672 Do you know that she has a vested interest in this particular piece of land? 1142 01:13:26,705 --> 01:13:29,438 - Oh, for fuck sake! - [Barry] What, what, what? 1143 01:13:29,472 --> 01:13:35,372 - Tell him, how you might stand to benefit if the land was broken up between us. 1144 01:13:35,405 --> 01:13:38,271 - You are such an enormous arsehole! 1145 01:13:38,305 --> 01:13:42,105 - When my great grandfather bought the land, remember you commented on 1146 01:13:42,138 --> 01:13:44,605 how clever he was? 1147 01:13:44,638 --> 01:13:46,905 Do you know who he bought it from? 1148 01:13:48,238 --> 01:13:51,438 Would you care to guess? - No. 1149 01:13:51,472 --> 01:13:53,504 - Ah go on, go on, have a guess, have a guess. 1150 01:13:53,537 --> 01:13:56,739 - I don't... - Have a guess go on! 1151 01:13:56,772 --> 01:13:58,372 - Just fucking tell me. 1152 01:13:58,405 --> 01:14:01,739 - Her great, great grandfather. 1153 01:14:03,005 --> 01:14:03,839 - Really? 1154 01:14:03,872 --> 01:14:06,438 - It happened a thousand years ago. 1155 01:14:06,472 --> 01:14:07,872 Who gives a shit what happened then? 1156 01:14:07,905 --> 01:14:09,672 - Well it certainly didn't help our marriage. 1157 01:14:09,705 --> 01:14:14,171 - Oh no, you didn't help our marriage, let me let you in on a little secret. 1158 01:14:14,205 --> 01:14:18,572 Our marriage didn't end because of a stupid story about a stupid piece of land. 1159 01:14:18,605 --> 01:14:23,338 Our marriage ended because you are petty and spiteful and angry at 1160 01:14:23,372 --> 01:14:29,372 everyone but yourself, for whatever the fuck it is you think the world owes you! 1161 01:14:29,405 --> 01:14:33,372 I tell you what, you can both take the land and the house and shove them both 1162 01:14:33,405 --> 01:14:36,105 up both your asses for all I care! 1163 01:14:37,472 --> 01:14:39,205 [DOOR SLAMS] 1164 01:14:39,238 --> 01:14:42,772 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 1165 01:14:46,238 --> 01:14:48,171 - I don't think I'm petty. 1166 01:14:50,839 --> 01:14:54,405 I was serious before, I really wanted to make peace with you. 1167 01:14:54,438 --> 01:14:55,605 - Oh, me too. 1168 01:14:55,638 --> 01:14:57,472 - Swords into ploughshares and all that. 1169 01:14:57,504 --> 01:14:59,372 - Yeah, same here. 1170 01:14:59,405 --> 01:15:00,839 - But now... 1171 01:15:02,071 --> 01:15:05,205 You're going to be a sorry man you ever set foot in Ireland. 1172 01:15:05,238 --> 01:15:07,038 - Oh, I already am. 1173 01:15:07,071 --> 01:15:10,504 But if you think I'm leaving now? Fat chance of that. 1174 01:15:10,538 --> 01:15:13,572 - Oh, big city boy. 1175 01:15:13,605 --> 01:15:15,538 Very clever, huh? 1176 01:15:15,572 --> 01:15:17,739 You may have met your match. 1177 01:15:17,772 --> 01:15:20,438 - I may have, but it sure as hell ain't you! 1178 01:15:20,472 --> 01:15:22,438 - Well, we'll see about that. 1179 01:15:22,472 --> 01:15:24,605 - Oh yeah, we will see about that. 1180 01:15:24,638 --> 01:15:28,805 - Did I tell you, they're a sneaky lot. 1181 01:15:29,205 --> 01:15:30,705 - Yeah. 1182 01:15:31,372 --> 01:15:35,005 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 1183 01:15:36,572 --> 01:15:38,839 - Good man yourself. - Shame! 1184 01:15:40,171 --> 01:15:42,538 [SIREN] 1185 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:45,105 [SCREECH OF TIRES] 1186 01:15:46,238 --> 01:15:48,372 - Maybe the worst parking ever! 1187 01:15:48,405 --> 01:15:50,605 - All right, up against car please. 1188 01:15:50,638 --> 01:15:52,338 - What are you doing? 1189 01:15:52,372 --> 01:15:53,739 - Hands behind your back. 1190 01:15:53,772 --> 01:15:57,238 - I didn't steal the sheep, I borrowed them. 1191 01:15:57,271 --> 01:15:58,438 - Off who? 1192 01:15:58,473 --> 01:16:00,205 - Off from whoever's sheep they were. 1193 01:16:00,238 --> 01:16:01,473 - Uh hmm. 1194 01:16:01,505 --> 01:16:03,739 - If anything I was doing those sheep a service, 1195 01:16:03,772 --> 01:16:06,338 I took them off the street where God knows what can happen 1196 01:16:06,372 --> 01:16:07,672 and I brought them inside. 1197 01:16:07,705 --> 01:16:10,271 - Brought them inside where? 1198 01:16:10,305 --> 01:16:12,538 - Into Ciaran's... - Yeah, exactly. 1199 01:16:12,572 --> 01:16:15,005 That's known as breaking and entering. 1200 01:16:15,038 --> 01:16:19,473 - Yeah, and this is known as a breaking my balls bullshit charge. 1201 01:16:19,505 --> 01:16:21,605 And are these really necessary? 1202 01:16:21,638 --> 01:16:22,905 [CAMERA CLICK] Hey! 1203 01:16:22,939 --> 01:16:27,572 - It's for my scrapbook, you are my first American. 1204 01:16:27,605 --> 01:16:29,739 - That's certainly not legal. 1205 01:16:29,772 --> 01:16:33,538 - You know what, maybe you're right? 1206 01:16:33,572 --> 01:16:37,005 I'm gonna make an executive decision and say... 1207 01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:42,872 You're free to go. 1208 01:16:45,572 --> 01:16:48,105 Just don't do it again. - I won't. 1209 01:16:51,538 --> 01:16:53,205 - Did you get it? 1210 01:16:56,505 --> 01:16:58,872 [PHONE BEEPS] 1211 01:16:59,972 --> 01:17:01,839 - (Sighs). 1212 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,739 (Chuckles). 1213 01:17:07,772 --> 01:17:10,839 - He should pay his lamb malfeasance. 1214 01:17:12,605 --> 01:17:15,305 In an eternity of his own screams. 1215 01:17:15,338 --> 01:17:16,572 - Enough! - I'll stop. 1216 01:17:16,605 --> 01:17:18,205 - Yeah, that's it. 1217 01:17:19,005 --> 01:17:22,505 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 1218 01:17:28,105 --> 01:17:34,271 [PHONE BUZZES] 1219 01:17:38,005 --> 01:17:40,672 - Hey. - [Natalya] Did you get arrested? Is that true? 1220 01:17:40,705 --> 01:17:43,473 - What? - Did you get arrested for 1221 01:17:43,505 --> 01:17:47,271 misappropriating and confining nine adult sheep? 1222 01:17:47,305 --> 01:17:48,905 - For God's sake! 1223 01:17:48,939 --> 01:17:51,473 How do you know about that? - It's online. 1224 01:17:51,505 --> 01:17:52,905 It's all over the place. 1225 01:17:52,939 --> 01:17:56,439 Veteran New York developer, Barry Gorman, arrested overseas. 1226 01:17:56,473 --> 01:17:59,439 Manhattan tower builder caught with sheep. 1227 01:17:59,473 --> 01:18:01,872 - Oh, that's hysterical. - Really?! 1228 01:18:01,905 --> 01:18:05,205 Well guess who just pulled out of the 57th Street deal? 1229 01:18:05,238 --> 01:18:07,238 - Wait they what? - Yep. 1230 01:18:07,271 --> 01:18:08,739 - No, they can't do that. 1231 01:18:08,772 --> 01:18:11,171 - Really? Because they just did. 1232 01:18:11,205 --> 01:18:11,905 - What do you mean? Why? 1233 01:18:11,939 --> 01:18:13,505 - Why? 1234 01:18:13,538 --> 01:18:17,473 Because they don't want to be in business with an international sheep stealer. 1235 01:18:17,505 --> 01:18:19,439 - Okay, well, that's just nuts. 1236 01:18:19,473 --> 01:18:24,271 I'm gonna call them and I will explain what happened, because this is crazy. 1237 01:18:24,305 --> 01:18:25,271 - Dad, 1238 01:18:25,305 --> 01:18:26,339 it's done! 1239 01:18:26,373 --> 01:18:27,638 They pulled out. 1240 01:18:27,672 --> 01:18:29,638 It doesn't matter what you say to them. 1241 01:18:29,672 --> 01:18:31,271 It's gone. - What do you mean it's gone? 1242 01:18:31,305 --> 01:18:36,739 - I mean, someone else is going to build 57th Street, not us. 1243 01:18:36,772 --> 01:18:40,038 - Yeah, okay, I'm gonna call you back. 1244 01:18:45,339 --> 01:18:48,105 [LIVELY MUSIC] 1245 01:18:52,306 --> 01:18:54,238 - Hey! Fuckhead! 1246 01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:56,271 [LOUD THUD] 1247 01:18:56,306 --> 01:18:58,205 Is that funny to you? 1248 01:18:58,238 --> 01:18:59,605 Screwing with my livelihood. 1249 01:18:59,638 --> 01:19:01,373 - Okay, okay, settle down now lads. 1250 01:19:01,406 --> 01:19:02,406 - No you settle down. 1251 01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:04,605 - You settle down. - How you doing? 1252 01:19:04,638 --> 01:19:08,439 - Do you have any idea how much money you just cost me? 1253 01:19:08,473 --> 01:19:10,473 Do you have any fucking idea?! 1254 01:19:10,505 --> 01:19:12,339 - Have you lost your mind? 1255 01:19:12,373 --> 01:19:14,939 - This guy, this guy is a snake. 1256 01:19:14,972 --> 01:19:17,605 - This guy is a fuckin'... - Better a rat than a snake. 1257 01:19:17,638 --> 01:19:20,272 - Now don't you be slagging off Ciaran, he's a good man. 1258 01:19:20,306 --> 01:19:21,538 - Oh, really?! 1259 01:19:21,572 --> 01:19:23,638 - He tried to screw him out of his inheritance. 1260 01:19:23,672 --> 01:19:26,406 - He put that stupid wall up in his garden. 1261 01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:28,605 - Yeah, only in direct response to him. 1262 01:19:28,638 --> 01:19:30,605 - Ah you're talking out your arse. - Oh am I? 1263 01:19:30,638 --> 01:19:33,473 - Yeah, now shut your hole, or I'll shut it for you. 1264 01:19:33,505 --> 01:19:37,238 - Wooo, will ya, I'd like to see you try! 1265 01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:40,839 (Clamoring) 1266 01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:48,705 [SOFT PIANO MUSIC] 1267 01:19:53,339 --> 01:19:57,105 [SINGER VOCALIZING] 1268 01:20:28,406 --> 01:20:30,672 - Jesus, he's having a heart attack! 1269 01:20:30,705 --> 01:20:32,373 - Give him some air. - Lift his head up. 1270 01:20:32,406 --> 01:20:34,439 - That's for choking - Give him the Heimlich. 1271 01:20:34,473 --> 01:20:35,739 - That's also for choking. 1272 01:20:35,772 --> 01:20:37,406 - You're meant to elevate his feet. 1273 01:20:37,439 --> 01:20:39,206 - Someone call an ambulance. 1274 01:20:44,772 --> 01:20:47,339 Well, let's get him into it then! 1275 01:20:47,373 --> 01:20:50,172 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 1276 01:20:53,373 --> 01:20:58,172 - Aw, you poor crature. - You'll be all right son, hang in there. 1277 01:20:58,206 --> 01:20:59,638 - I'll bet he's faking it. 1278 01:20:59,672 --> 01:21:02,839 - Ahhh, we'll have none of that now. 1279 01:21:03,505 --> 01:21:05,005 - Did you see that? 1280 01:21:07,239 --> 01:21:08,939 - Really?! 1281 01:21:08,972 --> 01:21:12,406 - There, look, he did it again the minute you turned around. 1282 01:21:12,439 --> 01:21:15,473 Oh I'm on to you, you Yankee bastard. 1283 01:21:15,505 --> 01:21:17,605 You're not fooling anybody. 1284 01:21:17,638 --> 01:21:19,905 - You should be ashamed of yourself. 1285 01:21:26,105 --> 01:21:31,206 [SIREN] 1286 01:21:34,206 --> 01:21:41,572 [PHONE BUZZING] 1287 01:21:41,605 --> 01:21:43,605 - [Natalya] Hi Dad. Dad? 1288 01:21:43,638 --> 01:21:46,939 - Sorry, is this Barry Gorman's daughter? 1289 01:21:47,505 --> 01:21:50,373 - Yes. Who's this? 1290 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:53,272 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1291 01:22:07,473 --> 01:22:08,872 - You alright? 1292 01:22:08,905 --> 01:22:12,272 - Me head's throbbing a bit, but I'm okay. 1293 01:22:12,306 --> 01:22:16,805 - That was a fierce whack you took, wouldn't have guessed he could throw that hard. 1294 01:22:34,272 --> 01:22:37,972 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1295 01:22:40,672 --> 01:22:44,172 - Am I dead now? - You're most certainly not! 1296 01:22:44,206 --> 01:22:48,473 You've had what's called a cardiac incident, no damage to the heart itself. 1297 01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:50,505 - Okay. 1298 01:22:50,538 --> 01:22:56,473 - But we're going to keep you here a day or two longer, just in case you keel over again. 1299 01:22:56,505 --> 01:22:58,272 - Okay, thank you. 1300 01:22:58,306 --> 01:23:02,705 - I've been asked to tell you that your daughter should be arriving tomorrow. 1301 01:23:02,739 --> 01:23:04,572 - Oh, good, good, good. 1302 01:23:04,605 --> 01:23:07,005 - Right, I'll leave you to rest. 1303 01:23:07,039 --> 01:23:09,406 - Okay, thank you. 1304 01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:11,473 - All right, Mr. Gorman. - Yes. 1305 01:23:11,505 --> 01:23:13,538 - Oh sorry, I meant this Mr. Gorman. 1306 01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:14,905 - What the... 1307 01:23:14,939 --> 01:23:17,373 - Oh Jesus, you're not putting me in with him are you? 1308 01:23:17,406 --> 01:23:18,872 - What's the matter with him? 1309 01:23:18,905 --> 01:23:21,005 - Well, we thought there that he might have had a concussion. 1310 01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:25,839 Or worse, as a general rule, we suggest avoid getting hit in the face... 1311 01:23:26,239 --> 01:23:28,072 With anything! 1312 01:23:28,106 --> 01:23:33,239 Perhaps at some point, a prayer of gratitude from each of you would be in order. 1313 01:23:33,272 --> 01:23:35,872 You've both been quite lucky today. 1314 01:23:38,006 --> 01:23:41,872 - Excuse me, I'm wondering if there's another room that I can have, 1315 01:23:41,905 --> 01:23:44,473 because I'm not comfortable. - We've got a full house at the moment 1316 01:23:44,505 --> 01:23:46,572 so I'm afraid this is all we have to offer. 1317 01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:50,106 - Well, is there someone else I can talk to, the manager? 1318 01:23:50,139 --> 01:23:51,406 - The manager? 1319 01:23:51,439 --> 01:23:54,106 - I don't know what it's called here, but I'm not... I insist... 1320 01:23:54,139 --> 01:23:55,905 - Is there a problem? 1321 01:23:59,538 --> 01:24:02,473 - Nah, there's no, no problem. 1322 01:24:02,505 --> 01:24:05,705 - We're fine, thank you. 1323 01:24:14,306 --> 01:24:18,973 [WHIRRING] 1324 01:24:26,006 --> 01:24:32,006 [WHIRRING] 1325 01:24:33,473 --> 01:24:36,139 - I'm sorry I gave you a concussion. 1326 01:24:36,172 --> 01:24:38,439 - You didn't! 1327 01:24:38,473 --> 01:24:40,872 - I'm sorry I almost gave you a concussion. 1328 01:24:40,905 --> 01:24:44,473 That's really not okay, it's just, there's no excuse for that. 1329 01:24:44,505 --> 01:24:50,739 And I just want to say I'm sorry, truly. 1330 01:24:52,373 --> 01:24:57,172 [WHIRRING] 1331 01:24:57,206 --> 01:25:01,006 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 1332 01:25:03,538 --> 01:25:08,805 [WHIRRING] 1333 01:25:09,805 --> 01:25:12,572 - I'm sorry I killed your business. 1334 01:25:12,605 --> 01:25:14,605 I didn't mean to do that. 1335 01:25:14,638 --> 01:25:16,805 I wanted to embarrass you. 1336 01:25:16,839 --> 01:25:21,206 I don't deny that, I wanted to poke you with a stick, but... 1337 01:25:22,373 --> 01:25:25,172 Well, I'm sorry about that. 1338 01:25:25,206 --> 01:25:28,272 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 1339 01:25:29,973 --> 01:25:38,139 You know, I meant what I said the other night about wanting to end this. 1340 01:25:38,172 --> 01:25:41,206 - Hey, so did I. 1341 01:25:42,072 --> 01:25:44,272 - And yet, here we are. 1342 01:25:45,605 --> 01:25:48,339 - Here we are. 1343 01:25:48,373 --> 01:25:50,172 - What shall we do then? 1344 01:25:50,206 --> 01:25:52,772 You and I, how can we... 1345 01:25:53,206 --> 01:25:55,072 (Sighs). 1346 01:25:55,638 --> 01:25:57,940 What is it you'd like? 1347 01:26:00,206 --> 01:26:01,772 - Pfft, what do you want? 1348 01:26:01,805 --> 01:26:07,772 - Well I suppose I'd like to be a bigger man. 1349 01:26:07,805 --> 01:26:12,839 I'd like to be able to honour me da's wishes and do what he asked. 1350 01:26:15,705 --> 01:26:17,739 I'd like to trust you. 1351 01:26:17,772 --> 01:26:20,805 But... can I speak honestly? 1352 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:24,339 - Please. - I don't trust you. 1353 01:26:24,373 --> 01:26:27,873 - Well, I don't trust you. 1354 01:26:27,906 --> 01:26:36,406 - Well, common ground then, maybe we can build on that. 1355 01:26:36,439 --> 01:26:41,505 How about we both sleep on it and we attack it fresh in the morning, huh? 1356 01:26:41,538 --> 01:26:43,772 - Fair enough. 1357 01:26:44,739 --> 01:26:46,339 I think my daughter's coming tomorrow. 1358 01:26:46,373 --> 01:26:48,739 - Ah, that'll be nice, eh. 1359 01:26:51,538 --> 01:26:54,705 [WHIRRING] 1360 01:26:54,739 --> 01:26:57,206 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 1361 01:26:57,239 --> 01:26:58,538 - Well, I thought we were done. 1362 01:26:58,572 --> 01:27:01,106 - Yes, but if you close that I can't see the window. 1363 01:27:02,672 --> 01:27:06,339 - Well if we leave it open, we can see each other and that benefits no one. 1364 01:27:06,373 --> 01:27:07,940 - I'm with you there. 1365 01:27:07,973 --> 01:27:10,605 - How about we leave it half open, you know, half open half closed, 1366 01:27:10,638 --> 01:27:13,439 is that fair? - That sounds fair, let's see that. 1367 01:27:13,473 --> 01:27:19,172 [WHIRRING] 1368 01:27:19,206 --> 01:27:21,106 Stop for a second. 1369 01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:23,906 We can't both do it. 1370 01:27:23,940 --> 01:27:26,705 We can't both do it at the same time, put yours down. 1371 01:27:26,739 --> 01:27:28,906 - You put yours down first. 1372 01:27:30,272 --> 01:27:33,840 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 1373 01:27:41,439 --> 01:27:43,339 Would you like to do it? 1374 01:27:43,373 --> 01:27:45,139 - You can do it. 1375 01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:46,840 Or I can do it. 1376 01:27:48,139 --> 01:27:49,873 You do it. 1377 01:27:50,538 --> 01:27:52,705 [WHIRRING] 1378 01:27:53,106 --> 01:27:54,840 - How's that? 1379 01:27:57,505 --> 01:27:58,605 - Can't really see the window. 1380 01:27:58,638 --> 01:28:01,039 - Jesus Christ! 1381 01:28:01,072 --> 01:28:02,473 [WHIRRING] 1382 01:28:02,505 --> 01:28:04,072 - Litte more. 1383 01:28:04,106 --> 01:28:05,773 [WHIRRING] 1384 01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:07,873 Perfect! 1385 01:28:08,206 --> 01:28:09,906 Thank you. 1386 01:28:12,239 --> 01:28:14,538 - I can still see you. 1387 01:28:14,572 --> 01:28:16,705 - Are you f-- kidding me? 1388 01:28:19,106 --> 01:28:20,206 [WHIRRING] 1389 01:28:20,239 --> 01:28:21,339 - A little bit more. 1390 01:28:21,373 --> 01:28:23,272 [WHIRRING] A bit more, bit more. 1391 01:28:23,306 --> 01:28:24,406 - I'm losing window. 1392 01:28:24,439 --> 01:28:27,206 [WHIRRING] - Go on, go on, nearly there. 1393 01:28:27,239 --> 01:28:30,206 [WHIRRING] Too much. 1394 01:28:30,239 --> 01:28:32,705 - Okay? - Perfect. 1395 01:28:33,973 --> 01:28:35,239 Ahhh! 1396 01:28:39,373 --> 01:28:41,773 - I think my daughter's coming tomorrow. 1397 01:28:42,973 --> 01:28:44,439 - So you said. 1398 01:28:44,473 --> 01:28:46,306 - She's a great girl. 1399 01:28:46,339 --> 01:28:47,672 - I'm sure she is. 1400 01:28:47,706 --> 01:28:49,538 - I worry about her though. 1401 01:28:49,572 --> 01:28:52,806 You know, you always want your kids to find someone. 1402 01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:54,740 Not that she couldn't manage on her own. 1403 01:28:54,773 --> 01:28:56,638 Obviously, she's very capable. 1404 01:28:56,672 --> 01:29:00,538 She could do, she'd be fine on her own, but it's not the same, it's not the same. 1405 01:29:00,572 --> 01:29:02,206 [WHIRRING] When you have two people... 1406 01:29:02,239 --> 01:29:05,272 When there's two people, then you always have somebody in your corner. 1407 01:29:05,306 --> 01:29:06,840 You always have some... 1408 01:29:08,605 --> 01:29:10,106 Still talking! 1409 01:29:16,239 --> 01:29:18,873 - [Fiona] I didn't know if you still liked crossword puzzles. 1410 01:29:18,906 --> 01:29:20,706 - [Ciaran] Oh, I do, I do. - Good. 1411 01:29:20,740 --> 01:29:22,473 I brought you some of those as well. 1412 01:29:22,505 --> 01:29:24,740 You can split them between you. - Thank you. 1413 01:29:24,773 --> 01:29:27,773 - And I brought you a bunch of these. 1414 01:29:27,806 --> 01:29:30,373 You can read up on your Kardashians. 1415 01:29:30,406 --> 01:29:32,605 - Fantastic! That's great. 1416 01:29:32,638 --> 01:29:35,638 - Hey, do Americans play chess? 1417 01:29:35,673 --> 01:29:38,605 - Yes, Americans play chess. 1418 01:29:38,638 --> 01:29:41,006 - All right then, you two can have at it. 1419 01:29:41,039 --> 01:29:43,673 As long as you play nicely. - Oh, we will, we will. 1420 01:29:43,706 --> 01:29:48,206 - Yeah, I think you're thinking of the old us, because we're fine now. 1421 01:29:48,239 --> 01:29:50,605 - Hello. - There you you are. 1422 01:29:50,639 --> 01:29:53,239 - There you are! - Hello. 1423 01:29:56,239 --> 01:29:58,339 - How are you? - I'm fine. 1424 01:29:58,373 --> 01:29:59,706 Please tell her I'm fine. 1425 01:29:59,740 --> 01:30:01,538 - He's grand, right as rain. 1426 01:30:01,572 --> 01:30:03,840 - This is my daughter. - Very nice to meet you. 1427 01:30:03,873 --> 01:30:04,639 - Hi. 1428 01:30:04,673 --> 01:30:06,773 - Where's the baby? - What baby? 1429 01:30:07,373 --> 01:30:10,272 Home, in very safe hands. 1430 01:30:10,306 --> 01:30:11,505 - That's probably best. 1431 01:30:11,538 --> 01:30:12,505 Come, come, come. 1432 01:30:12,538 --> 01:30:14,439 You gotta meet everybody. 1433 01:30:14,473 --> 01:30:16,505 Okay, this is cousin Ciaran. 1434 01:30:16,538 --> 01:30:18,673 This is my beautiful daughter Natalya. 1435 01:30:18,706 --> 01:30:21,206 - Ah, hello, hello, how are you? 1436 01:30:21,239 --> 01:30:23,106 - And this is Fiona. 1437 01:30:23,538 --> 01:30:26,973 [BRIGHT MUSIC] 1438 01:30:57,339 --> 01:31:02,473 - [Officer] The greatest happiness of life is the conviction of being loved, 1439 01:31:02,505 --> 01:31:05,139 loved for ourselves. 1440 01:31:05,172 --> 01:31:10,973 If there's anything better than being loved, it is to love another. 1441 01:31:11,006 --> 01:31:12,139 - (Loud sobbing). 1442 01:31:12,172 --> 01:31:15,172 - For God's sake, would you ever get a hold of yourself? 1443 01:31:16,172 --> 01:31:19,806 - For God does not make a love that is wrong. 1444 01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:27,706 This is a union of two individuals, of heart, mind, body and spirit. 1445 01:31:29,406 --> 01:31:36,306 Therefore, marriage should not be entered into lightly, but, reverently, 1446 01:31:36,339 --> 01:31:39,239 honestly and deliberately. 1447 01:31:40,373 --> 01:31:43,306 I now have a question for each of you. 1448 01:31:43,339 --> 01:31:50,206 Natalya, you have chosen Fiona to be your wife and partner through life, 1449 01:31:50,239 --> 01:31:52,573 will you love and respect her? 1450 01:31:52,606 --> 01:31:55,339 Will you be honest with her always? 1451 01:31:55,373 --> 01:31:59,039 And will you stand with her through whatever may come? 1452 01:31:59,072 --> 01:31:59,973 - I will. 1453 01:32:01,506 --> 01:32:06,539 - Fiona, you have chosen Natalya to be your wife and partner through life. 1454 01:32:06,573 --> 01:32:08,840 Will you love and respect her? 1455 01:32:08,873 --> 01:32:11,039 Will you be honest with her always? 1456 01:32:11,072 --> 01:32:15,239 And will you stand with her through whatever may come? 1457 01:32:15,973 --> 01:32:17,072 - I will. 1458 01:32:18,740 --> 01:32:24,072 - Well then, by the power vested in me by the fine people of Ireland, and by the 1459 01:32:24,106 --> 01:32:29,072 loving grace of God, and that can be any god that you want. 1460 01:32:30,339 --> 01:32:33,139 I know pronounce you married. 1461 01:32:33,172 --> 01:32:38,506 You may... oh hang on is this where we do the bit with the glass? 1462 01:32:40,506 --> 01:32:42,206 (Whistles). 1463 01:32:47,973 --> 01:32:49,339 [GLASS BREAKING] 1464 01:32:49,373 --> 01:32:52,506 [APPLAUSE] 1465 01:32:52,539 --> 01:32:56,072 You may now seal the marriage with a kiss. 1466 01:32:58,973 --> 01:33:10,239 [APPLAUSE] 1467 01:33:21,474 --> 01:33:33,606 [MUSIC AND LAUGHTER] 1468 01:33:33,639 --> 01:33:35,474 - You know how much I love you, right? 1469 01:33:35,506 --> 01:33:37,139 - I do, yeah. 1470 01:33:38,172 --> 01:33:39,706 - And you... 1471 01:33:41,639 --> 01:33:44,072 You know how happy I am that you two found each other? 1472 01:33:44,106 --> 01:33:45,440 - I do, yeah. 1473 01:33:45,474 --> 01:33:47,706 - By the way I can do this now, because you're my daughter-in-law. 1474 01:33:47,740 --> 01:33:49,272 You know. - I understand. 1475 01:33:49,306 --> 01:33:51,840 - Okay, and you'll tell me if I overstep. - You're overstepping. 1476 01:33:51,873 --> 01:33:53,940 - [Woman] Natalya? - Love you guys. 1477 01:33:53,973 --> 01:33:57,106 - Oi, well, we better go spend some time with my mother 1478 01:33:57,139 --> 01:34:00,206 or we'll never hear the end of it. - Go, go, go. 1479 01:34:00,239 --> 01:34:01,973 - By the way, her new guy... 1480 01:34:03,106 --> 01:34:04,239 - Right! 1481 01:34:05,506 --> 01:34:08,606 - Fergus, with our Fergus?! - That was ages ago. 1482 01:34:08,639 --> 01:34:10,539 He hadn't married yet. 1483 01:34:10,573 --> 01:34:13,740 Also, do remember old man Coughlan? 1484 01:34:13,773 --> 01:34:16,239 - Had the upholstery and knitting shop? 1485 01:34:17,039 --> 01:34:18,306 - Did him as well. 1486 01:34:18,339 --> 01:34:22,806 - I'm not sure this is quite the time or place to be confessing. 1487 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:25,239 - I'm not confessing, I'm just telling ye. 1488 01:34:26,239 --> 01:34:27,606 Here's one that'll surprise you. 1489 01:34:27,639 --> 01:34:31,906 Do you remember the McDermott twins, Graham and Douglas? 1490 01:34:31,940 --> 01:34:33,039 Well... 1491 01:34:36,239 --> 01:34:38,474 [CHEERING] 1492 01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:39,840 - Hey. - Yeah. 1493 01:34:41,374 --> 01:34:45,440 - You know, maybe I'm thick, but it honestly never occurred to me that it was 1494 01:34:45,474 --> 01:34:47,639 women she fancied. 1495 01:34:47,673 --> 01:34:49,474 - I don't know that she did. 1496 01:34:49,506 --> 01:34:52,906 She just fancies my daughter. 1497 01:34:56,440 --> 01:35:01,606 - Well you just get pig's blood and you stuff it in to the beef's intestines. 1498 01:35:01,639 --> 01:35:03,072 No? Get her a drink there will ye? 1499 01:35:03,106 --> 01:35:05,072 - [Malachy] (New York accent) You ever been to Brooklyn? 1500 01:35:05,106 --> 01:35:06,374 It's right by the water. 1501 01:35:06,407 --> 01:35:08,139 Oh, it's beautiful in Brooklyn. 1502 01:35:08,172 --> 01:35:11,340 - Have you been to Brooklyn? - What are you kiddin'? 1503 01:35:11,374 --> 01:35:14,072 I'm from Brooklyn. - Hey, come on. 1504 01:35:14,106 --> 01:35:15,474 - Ah just forget it. 1505 01:35:15,506 --> 01:35:18,906 [LIVELY MUSIC] 1506 01:35:21,407 --> 01:35:24,072 - He's a pure dote that grandson of yours. 1507 01:35:24,106 --> 01:35:25,072 - Who's the other kid? 1508 01:35:25,106 --> 01:35:28,072 - Well, that's Fiona's sister's little fella. 1509 01:35:28,106 --> 01:35:28,973 - Okay. 1510 01:35:29,006 --> 01:35:31,606 - I suppose that makes him me ex-nephew. 1511 01:35:31,639 --> 01:35:33,740 - And now he's my nephew? 1512 01:35:37,206 --> 01:35:41,239 - [Padraig] Oi, keep it away from the grown ups now, right. 1513 01:35:41,973 --> 01:35:43,206 - There you are. 1514 01:35:44,374 --> 01:35:45,740 - Listen to this. 1515 01:35:45,773 --> 01:35:47,940 So I'm standing there getting some deviled eggs. 1516 01:35:47,973 --> 01:35:51,307 And Caitlin Murphy comes over to say she was unhappy with how we did her 1517 01:35:51,340 --> 01:35:52,840 grandmother's funeral. 1518 01:35:52,873 --> 01:35:55,773 And I said, love, I'm off the clock. 1519 01:35:55,806 --> 01:35:59,172 And incidentally, that was four years ago. 1520 01:35:59,206 --> 01:36:02,039 (Laughter) 1521 01:36:02,072 --> 01:36:06,039 - I don't know what you're telling me for, it's your problem now. 1522 01:36:06,072 --> 01:36:07,139 It's your business. 1523 01:36:09,374 --> 01:36:10,639 - We're gonna miss you. 1524 01:36:10,673 --> 01:36:12,273 - Nah, you're not! 1525 01:36:12,307 --> 01:36:13,740 [SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS] 1526 01:36:13,773 --> 01:36:15,606 - What did I just tell you? 1527 01:36:15,639 --> 01:36:17,474 I'm sorry about that Mrs. Scully. 1528 01:36:17,506 --> 01:36:18,639 Come here you! 1529 01:36:18,673 --> 01:36:21,506 - So what is your plan? - Oh, no plan. 1530 01:36:21,539 --> 01:36:24,740 Just see it all. 1531 01:36:24,773 --> 01:36:28,106 There's a great big world out there beyond this parish. 1532 01:36:28,139 --> 01:36:34,573 - Well, I think your father would be quite pleased with all of this. 1533 01:36:34,606 --> 01:36:36,407 - I think he would Seamus. 1534 01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:39,374 - You boys have done something mighty. 1535 01:36:39,407 --> 01:36:42,773 - [Ciaran] Nah. - No, ye have. 1536 01:36:42,806 --> 01:36:47,374 I don't know why it is we always need to be going at each other? 1537 01:36:47,407 --> 01:36:49,706 I suppose it's human nature. 1538 01:36:49,740 --> 01:36:53,474 But you've put an end to it. 1539 01:36:53,506 --> 01:36:56,673 In this corner of the world you have. 1540 01:36:56,706 --> 01:37:03,172 And that's a marvellous thing, a pure marvellous thing. 1541 01:37:05,706 --> 01:37:08,840 Your father would be very proud. 1542 01:37:13,606 --> 01:37:16,207 - You know what, here's to Fergus. 1543 01:37:19,407 --> 01:37:21,207 - To Fergus. 1544 01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:22,539 - To Fergus. 1545 01:37:22,573 --> 01:37:25,806 [LIVELY MUSIC] 1546 01:37:30,173 --> 01:37:33,039 (Children cooing) 1547 01:37:35,307 --> 01:37:38,706 - Well, I guess we did it. 1548 01:37:40,039 --> 01:37:42,606 - I guess we did. 1549 01:37:42,639 --> 01:37:46,706 - Finally, peace in the family. - Amen. 1550 01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:56,106 (Crying) 1551 01:38:00,474 --> 01:38:07,873 [PHONE RINGS] 1552 01:38:07,906 --> 01:38:16,407 - Hello, hey I was hoping you'd call, so what do you think? 1553 01:38:16,440 --> 01:38:21,006 - Oh, tis lovely, lovely indeed! 1554 01:38:22,307 --> 01:38:26,740 [LIVELY MUSIC] 1555 01:39:16,474 --> 01:39:20,840 [GENTLE MUSIC] 1556 01:40:13,407 --> 01:40:18,040 [LIVELY MUSIC] 1557 01:41:02,407 --> 01:41:07,573 ♪ When Irish eyes are smiling 1558 01:41:07,606 --> 01:41:12,407 ♪ Sure it is like a morn in Spring 1559 01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:16,806 ♪ In the lilt of Irish laughter 1560 01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:22,340 ♪ You can hear the angels sing 1561 01:41:22,374 --> 01:41:26,639 ♪ When Irish hearts are happy 1562 01:41:26,673 --> 01:41:31,474 ♪ All the world seems bright and gay 1563 01:41:31,506 --> 01:41:39,374 ♪ And when Irish eyes are smiling 1564 01:41:39,407 --> 01:41:49,240 ♪ Sure they steal your heart away ♪ 112751