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Go ahead and take your seat. 13 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:46,629 Okay, all right. 14 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:51,926 Your momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. 15 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,595 Oh! 16 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:57,932 Oh, yeah? Your momma's so fat she uses a VCR for a pager. 17 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,684 Oh! 18 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:04,272 Your momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV to watch the couch. 19 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,357 Oh! 20 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:10,153 Your family's so poor, I walked into your house and said, "It's chilly outside." 21 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,989 Your momma walked out with a bowl and a spoon! 22 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,741 Oh! 23 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,913 - What're you laughing at? - Me? Nothing. 24 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,767 - Are you making fun of me? - Sorry, I don't speak Spanish. 25 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:26,002 - Are you messing with me, punk? - I don't speak Spanish! 26 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,673 - Wow, no jiggling, he's solid. - Fight, fight, fight! 27 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:34,260 Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! 28 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:35,844 Mo! 29 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:39,015 - Mo! - Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! 30 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,560 - Get off of my brother. - Wow, bro, she's dragging you. 31 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:45,939 Stop. 32 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,360 Get outta here! 33 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:52,946 - Mo? - Nadia? 34 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:55,240 You okay? Oh, my God. Come on. 35 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:14,384 So what's the background for that? Horowitz? 36 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,052 She's Polish, Mama. 37 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,723 You couldn't find a Palestinian lawyer. You had to hire this Polish woman? 38 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,976 If you want her to take her shoes off, say so. 39 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,436 Modad would never come in with shoes on. 40 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,647 She says she loves your hair. 41 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:29,190 Thank you. 42 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:32,527 She wants you to take your shoes off, and she wishes you weren't Polish. 43 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:36,531 - That's not what she said. - It's fine. I'm… I'm so sorry. 44 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,825 I wasn't… 45 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,077 Of course. I wasn't thinking. Sorry. 46 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,413 Oh, thank you. 47 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,917 Is the deed for the Kuwait house in here? 48 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,461 No, my sister Nadia has that. She used it for her case. 49 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,756 - Why is she filing separately? - She does everything separately. 50 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,300 Oh, was she estranged? 51 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:56,885 It's complicated. 52 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,429 She married a White man! From Canada. 53 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,972 - Stop! - Oh… 54 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,309 Well, it'd make it a lot easier if we could get it back. 55 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:07,187 - We really need it as soon as possible. - Okay. 56 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:11,107 She takes her shoes off and then she puts her feet on the couch? 57 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,276 She really loves your eyebrows. 58 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,487 She said you took your shoes off, but put your feet on the couch. 59 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,697 Enough. Stop. 60 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,240 - Enough. - Enough. 61 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,619 Joking. 62 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,536 Lots of jokes. 63 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,337 It's not borrowing if you never bring it back, Nadia. 64 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,632 What do you mean you're busy? You don't even work! 65 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,551 No, that's not gonna work for me. 66 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,304 Fine, I'll go to Galveston. 67 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,015 May God forgive me. 68 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:47,852 Amor, if you didn't always yell at her, maybe she'd show a different side. 69 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,145 Nothing's easy with Nadia. 70 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,232 She married a Canadian for American citizenship. Explain that to me. 71 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:55,068 You can marry an American to become an American citizen, 72 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,278 and you're choosing not to. Explain that to me. 73 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,197 Are you converting? Repeat after me, 74 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,325 I bear witness there's no God but Allah, and I bear witness... 75 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,827 Okay, okay! I'm kidding! 76 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,206 If we get married our first son will be named Adam? 77 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,124 - What's wrong with Adam? - Nothing wrong. 78 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,876 It's a beloved name. It's amazing. 79 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,420 It's what American Arabs call their kids when they sell out. 80 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:18,007 It's much easier to pronounce than Abbas Khalid Abubakar. 81 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,551 It's the "ahs," "has," and "haks" that trick up everybody. 82 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,805 - You go by "Mo" instead of "Mohammed." - It's a completely different situation. 83 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:27,225 There's a lot of nicknames for "Mohammed." At home, they call me Hamoodi. 84 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,560 Back home, they call me "Hammada," "Abo Hammed." 85 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,647 We're not talking about me. It's Nadia who married outside the culture. 86 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,065 I'm outside your culture. 87 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,985 What are you saying? Arabs were in Spain for 700 years. 88 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,821 If we did a cheek swab, it'd probably come up 30% Arab. 89 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,739 A lot of Spanish words come from Arabic. 90 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:46,035 Pants, pants. Sugar, sugar. Underwear, underwear. 91 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,495 Burritos, shawarma. 92 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,540 Pita bread, tortilla. Both flat, delicious, puffy. 93 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,876 Corn tortillas need to go though. They're rubbery and horrible. 94 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,088 But they gotta be super fresh. Gotta agree with me on that... 95 00:04:57,171 --> 00:05:00,008 I'm serious. All this talk about having six kids. 96 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,635 That was all bullshit? It's a problem for you now. 97 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,972 - Habibti, it's not a problem for me. - But it is for your mom. 98 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,475 It's not that, you know, complicated. 99 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,144 It's not something else. 100 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,812 That's the real problem. 101 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,356 We'll talk about this some other time. 102 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,568 - Gotta go to Galveston. I'll take this... - Give me my tortilla. 103 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,320 - These eggs too. - They're not even done. 104 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,614 Yeah, they are, baby. I love them soft scrambled. I love you. 105 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,919 Cinna-maple, great choice. 106 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,881 Its blend of savory and sweet will melt your taste buds. 107 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,303 - Salaam aleikum. - Aleikum salaam. 108 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:48,014 I was wondering, is your chicken halal? 109 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,016 No, unfortunately not. 110 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:54,604 - But we have fantastic fries and corn... - That's okay, maybe next time. Um… 111 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:55,772 Thank you, though. 112 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,081 Hey, uh… 113 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:15,749 Um… 114 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,460 What are you doing, Sameer? 115 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,254 Uh, don't worry, Curtis. 116 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,215 It's all being documented. 117 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:27,220 Yeah, uh, I think purchase orders are usually approved first. 118 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:30,473 You know, by actual vendors. 119 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:38,147 It's called initiative, Curtis. I'm going on lunch. 120 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:41,109 Man, I don't… I don't know if… 121 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,360 Are you sure you… 122 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:43,486 And he's gone. 123 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:47,781 Oh, boy. 124 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,986 Mo, hi! Salaam aleikum! 125 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:27,488 - No, we don't do that. W'aleikum salaam. - Good to see you! 126 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,866 - You can keep your shoes on, Mo. - No, that's gross. 127 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,909 Oh, okay. Well, come on in. Come on in. 128 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:35,705 - What the hell is that? - An African cape buffalo. 129 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,583 Funny story, I actually got it from the Bushes. They... 130 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,793 - Osama, Habibi! - Uncle Mo! 131 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:44,464 Osama, what's up, bro? Man, you're getting so big! 132 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,716 - Almost as big as me. - Not really. 133 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,011 - So you're gonna quiz me? - Where's our family from? 134 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,762 - Burin. - Solid, when is Eid? 135 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,806 - Changes every year. - That's right. 136 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,650 - What does your name mean in Arabic? - Lion. 137 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,352 Did you know there are 100 ways to say lion in Arabic? 138 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,772 - Well, it's 300. - When was the prophet's first migration? 139 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:06,110 - I ask the questions. - Are you done interrogating my son? 140 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,405 You mean educating? Hello. Looking good. Good to see you too. 141 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,092 - No, I don't have time for this shit. - Whoa, whoa, language. We... 142 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:15,244 Bob, please, will you take Osama to the game? I'll get the snacks. 143 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,663 - What about the deed? - Bob, really, I got it. 144 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,415 Okay, sorry I didn't mean to interfere... 145 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,502 - Stop apologizing. - Stop apologizing. You're not in Ottawa. 146 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,378 - Okay. - Nice teeth, Bob. 147 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,382 - Thanks. We got good dental. - Sure you do. 148 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,841 - He's making fun of you. - No, he's not. 149 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,261 - I need the deed. - I don't have it. 150 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,471 Oh, you don't have it? 151 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:36,265 Oh, God forbid your family gets asylum. 152 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,185 I didn't drop everything because you called an hour ago demanding it. 153 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:41,812 - After the game. - You're going to the game, right Uncle Mo? 154 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,273 Of course! Why do you think I'm dressed in your colors? 155 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,568 - See you throw them out from shortstop. - I'm a pitcher. 156 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,279 That's right. Throw strikes. Get them out. 157 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,750 Let's go, Osama! 158 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,463 - How's Sameer? - He's great. He didn't sell out like you. 159 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:11,008 Come on, ump, you hitting the sauce? What? You smoking Indica? 160 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,302 You're falling asleep over here! 161 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,180 Don't pretend you don't smoke weed with that ponytail! 162 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,558 - Sorry, guys. - How long have you been with Maria? 163 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,744 Don't bring up my girlfriend. You don't know anything. 164 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,645 How's your situation any different from mine? 165 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:25,314 You kidding? Maria is Mexican. She's basically Arab. 166 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,651 Only thing whiter than Bob is his teeth. He's like human whiteout. 167 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,987 Make a boo-boo on your paper, just… 168 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,447 Rinse it right out. Plus, Maria will convert. 169 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,366 Ball! 170 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:39,370 You son of a whore! Stuff this in your ass! 171 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,372 You're embarrassing us. 172 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,708 They can't understand me. 173 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,831 You keep acting like I turned my back on the family. 174 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,676 Has it ever once occurred to you that the family turned its back on me? 175 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,965 Bullshit. You didn't show up to Dad's funeral. 176 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,800 I was camping with Bob. 177 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:56,345 I didn't have cell service. I didn't find out until a week later. 178 00:09:58,973 --> 00:09:59,973 I… I didn't know. 179 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,353 Those last few months before he died, we weren't even talking. 180 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,147 He was so angry about Bob. 181 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,983 Don't even try and fucking guilt me. I have enough as it is. 182 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,193 Can't even bring myself to visit his grave. 183 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,904 You haven't been there? 184 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,785 Maybe he would have come around the way Mom has. 185 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:23,456 - I thought you guys were barely talking. - We talk a lot now. 186 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:26,334 - She told me about your tattoo. - And the shooting? 187 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,293 The what? 188 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,712 She told you about my tattoo but not getting shot? 189 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:30,963 You got shot? 190 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,341 It was a graze. 191 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:37,845 What? 192 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:42,516 It's okay, Osama. 193 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,894 We're just here to have fun, eh? 194 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:58,324 Damn. 195 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,451 It's okay. We'll get them next time. 196 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,246 Hey, Mo, only players and coaches allowed on the field. 197 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,499 - Relax, Bob. - Who the fuck is that? 198 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:09,460 - What's going on, habibi? - I don't know. Just off today. 199 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,629 That's the Canadian in you. You're Palestinian. 200 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,923 The one thing you can do is throw accurately. 201 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,758 Imagine there's a tank coming at you. 202 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,553 - There's a guy driving from a distance... - Okay. Time to skedaddle. 203 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,181 - Take it easy, one second. - Come on. Hey. 204 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,349 Your name is Osama. 205 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,935 - Get off the field! We wanna play! - One second. 206 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,103 Get off the field! 207 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,356 They're throwing tear gas at you, grab it, and throw it back at them... 208 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,441 - Time to skedaddle. - Hold on, Bob! 209 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,403 - Your name is Osama. A lion. - Come on! 210 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,196 - Channel that lion. - Yeah. 211 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:41,283 - You're a lion, buddy. - You want a lion? I'll show you a lion! 212 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,869 I can't have every parent and uncle on the field, 213 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,997 undermining my authority whenever they have an opinion. 214 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,208 These are my players, my team, mine! 215 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,795 When I tell you to skedaddle, you have to fucking skedaddle, eh! 216 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,880 - I'm proud of you, Bob. - Okay, thanks. 217 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,717 - That's a lot of toonies in the swear jar. - I'm sorry. 218 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,553 - It's okay, bro. Doing great. - Okay. Thanks. 219 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,308 - What did you say to him? - A little uncle pep talk. 220 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:09,937 Bob… 221 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,065 Grew a pair of nuts today. It's nice. I like him. 222 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,016 Oh! 223 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,021 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 224 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,606 Osama just hurt my son! 225 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,649 Why, Osama, why? 226 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,777 You're out of here! 227 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,866 I tried stopping him. I was trying to stop him. I was… 228 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,552 - This is all that's in here. - Yeah. 229 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,952 Oh, hey, Damon. 230 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,372 - I'm glad you're here... - This is a joke, right? 231 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,874 What? 232 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,294 You, taking 200 dollars from the register to buy… 233 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,672 - Chicken? - No, it's halal. 234 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,216 - "Ha la la"? - Yeah, halal. 235 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,967 No, you just decided to... 236 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,804 I realized we could get higher quality chicken at a similar value, 237 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,139 and at the same time expand our customer base. 238 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,768 I decided to take initiative because that's what you said. Take initiative. 239 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:34,688 By stealing from the register? What the fuck is wrong with you? 240 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,983 I didn't steal. No, I didn't steal. I just, uh… 241 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,027 - The note... - Yeah, I got it. 242 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,987 Here, look. I got the change. 243 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,158 - This is all that's left? - Yeah, plus the receipt. 244 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,243 Thank you. 245 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,329 - You're fired. - No, no, no. I, I… 246 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,540 Just get the fuck out of here, okay? 247 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,551 Just get the fuck outta here, okay? 248 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,720 - Honestly. - Get the fuck outta here, okay? 249 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,306 Hey, seriously, are you okay, bro? 250 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,767 He's fine. He's lucky I don't call the cops. 251 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:16,897 You good, bro? 252 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,234 Sameer? 253 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,695 Hey, calm down, buddy. Hey, It's okay, bro. 254 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,698 Ah! 255 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,952 Get the fuck outta here, okay? 256 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,079 Just get the fuck outta here. 257 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,290 Just get the fuck outta here. 258 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,459 No, Sameer. Please. Just go… 259 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,921 Sam… I… 260 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,463 Sameer. 261 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,718 Come on. Hey, open up, buddy. 262 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,137 You're sorry, right? You should shake his hand. 263 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,054 That would be nice. 264 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,140 Unbelievable. How can I trust you with my kid? 265 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,476 You talk to him for two seconds, and he's accused of a hate crime. 266 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,645 Nobody could see the yarmulke under his helmet. 267 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,189 That's not the point. He could get kicked out of the league. 268 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,651 With his genetics, he's more suited to playing ice hockey or that… 269 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,653 Curling shit where they do that. 270 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,447 I'm getting a call. 271 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,158 - Yeah, Habibi? - Ha… Hamoodi… 272 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,077 Ha… ha… halal chicken. 273 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,078 What? 274 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,163 Um… 275 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,123 Trouble… trouble at work. 276 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,208 Sameer, open the door, now! 277 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,587 Look, I'll be right there. I'll drop you off, and I'll get Sameer. 278 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:25,215 - He's my brother too, I'm coming. - Don't you have some soccer-mom shit? 279 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,843 I wish I was a soccer mom. I fucking hate baseball. 280 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,762 Get the fuck outta here, okay? 281 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,488 - Hey! Where's Sameer? - What's going on? 282 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,783 - He locked himself in the bathroom. - Why? What did you do to him? 283 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:51,742 I… 284 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:55,788 - He fired him for buying halal chicken. - With money he stole from the register. 285 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,706 My brother does not steal. 286 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,166 - Sameer? - Habibi, Sameer. 287 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,378 Habibi, it's me. You can come out. Yalla! 288 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,712 Is the police there? 289 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:08,050 - Damon said he called the police. - You called the police on my brother? 290 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,510 No, of course not. 291 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,805 - An illegal with Asperger's? - Are you a psychiatrist now? 292 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,724 - You work at Chick'n Cone. - He's clearly on the spectrum. 293 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,561 I don't wanna hear this from… failed skateboarder. Habibi! 294 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,022 What does he owe you that you have to bully him? 295 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,442 I didn't bully him, but it's 200 dollars. 296 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,903 - Habibi, Nadia's here too. - Take it all. 297 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,490 Hi, Sameer. You're safe now. 298 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,158 Sameer, come out. 299 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,744 There's someplace we need to go all three of us together. 300 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,248 Got enough room in your car for 30 pounds of halal chicken? 301 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:45,004 Yeah, of course. Mom's gonna make maqluba and mloukhieh and… 302 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,922 Gourmet cat food for Crystal. 303 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,589 For Crystal? 304 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,342 Yeah. 305 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,513 All right. 306 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,154 - Where are we going? - Someplace special. Come on. 307 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,573 - Hi. - Hi. 308 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:22,999 You… 309 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:24,960 Fuck you. 310 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,796 You're a piece of shit. 311 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,676 - Did he just threaten to finger bang me? - I think so. 312 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,554 Peace and blessings upon you, people of the grave. 313 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,015 - How are you feeling? You okay? - Hungry. 314 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,893 - We'll go get a bite after. - Okay. 315 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:41,810 Over here. 316 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:46,356 Peace and blessings upon you, people of the grave. 317 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,569 It's right here. 318 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,906 - Where? - Here, here. 319 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,327 It's right of the left tree. Left center of the middle tree. Here. 320 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,290 - Uh, there's no headstone. - Yeah, that's how we know he's here. 321 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,877 - Why didn't you get him a headstone? - I don't know, I was 12, Nadia. 322 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,338 I was too busy worrying about biology and asking Allie out. 323 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,839 - Who's Allie? - Remember her? 324 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,175 I had a crush on her in 7th grade. She broke my heart. 325 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,676 We could be standing on him. 326 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,471 Don't be ridiculous. We're not standing on him. 327 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,433 Actually, we might be standing on him. Step back a little bit. 328 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,852 - Here. That's good. - In the Name of Allah. 329 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,480 - Habi, why don't you lead the prayer? - Okay. 330 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,733 It'll be nice. It will cleanse your heart. It was a rough day. 331 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,735 In the Name of Allah. 332 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:37,449 Um, O Allah! Let those of us to whom you have given life, live in Islam, 333 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,533 and… 334 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:44,289 - And… - Take your time. No rush. 335 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,749 And let those of us... 336 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:50,045 Peace be upon the inhabitants of this place among believers and Muslims. 337 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,923 Soon we will join you, Allah willing. 338 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,260 I ask Allah to keep us, and you, safe and sound. 339 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,721 In the Name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful. 340 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:06,186 - Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds… - Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds… 341 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,908 ♪ I fly away ♪ 342 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,286 ♪ Seasons in my dreams ♪ 343 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,789 ♪ But you wanna go home for now ♪ 344 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:31,378 ♪ You fly away less than each day ♪ 345 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,339 ♪ Because you wanna go home ♪ 346 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:40,762 ♪ And I fly away, seasons might change ♪ 347 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,725 ♪ But you want to go home for now ♪ 348 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:49,897 ♪ You fly away less than each day ♪ 349 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,192 ♪ But you're never going ♪ 350 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,908 ♪ Never gone, never gone ♪ 351 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,579 ♪ Never gone, never gone ♪ 27915

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