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Mo, you weren't bullshitting
about your mother's olive oil.
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That's the best stuff
I've ever eaten in my life.
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Tried to tell you.
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Son of a bitch.
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That looks like real olives. Got GPS, huh?
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Sure does. And once it leaves the farm,
it'll just send you a signal.
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- Hm.
- Mm-hm.
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Just like that.
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You look like you're wiring a bomb.
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'Cause I'm Arab?
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No. Hell no. That just popped in my head.
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If Manny was doing this,
you'd be thinking the same thing?
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Why would Manny be wiring a bomb?
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That's what I'm…
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Unbelievable.
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Why are you all dressed up?
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- Shila's seen you naked more than I have.
- Because we played college volleyball?
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Yeah. Those women's locker rooms.
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Bunch of topless girls.
Group showers. I've seen those movies.
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Filthy movies
made by sick men.
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- How do I look?
- Fantastic.
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- I just need her to take me seriously.
- She knows you're legit.
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- She's been to your shop.
- She calls it cute.
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Like I got a lemonade stand or something.
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Oh.
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I do not wanna beg her and Glen for money.
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Then don't.
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Let me get the cash,
and I'll take care of you.
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You wanna help?
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Just don't sell all this shit
and come with me to handle Glen, please?
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Oh, the filthy rich White guy
who started a blues band as a hobby?
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Filthy enough to get
a six million dollar mansion.
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Goddamn. Six million?
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By the way, please promise me
you'll get there as soon as you can.
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- Yeah.
- The party starts at one.
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- I wanna pitch it to her before then.
- All right, I'll be there.
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I'll sell these watches and head over.
It'll be great. Come here.
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You'll do great.
You're gonna do fucking amazing.
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Come on. Get it together. You got this.
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Come on. Go.
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Thank you very much. Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi
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- The house is amazing. Incredible.
- Thank you so much for coming!
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Shila, this is not a house,
this is a castle.
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Yeah, I wanted to remodel it
before we moved in, but, ugh, Glen…
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Where is Glen?
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Oh, band practice. He's playing at some
big crypto conference thing next week.
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Bit coin and blues, huh?
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Don't, it's embarrassing.
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But the blues make him happy, so…
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Shall I show you around?
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Please.
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Ah, thank you for coming.
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♪ I'm living paycheck to paycheck ♪
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♪ Trying to pay the rent ♪
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♪ Crackers thinkin' I'm a slave forever ♪
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♪ They got me bent ♪
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♪ I'm about to pull a move ♪
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♪ 'Bout to rob one of 'em blind ♪
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♪ Let me call my partner Zero
And see what's on his mind ♪
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♪ When I'm goin' thru a thang, G ♪
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♪ I really need to make 'em change, G ♪
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What the f...
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Shit.
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Shit!
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What's up, man?
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Uh, I'm Mo.
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I'm here to meet Dante.
AJ sent me. You know AJ?
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Let me see you!
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There you go.
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Stay tight. Stay tight.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Mom's in the crib!
There it is! There it is!
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Ooh! Watch your stance. Watch your stance.
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Yo, what's up, man. I'm Mo.
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Dante.
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That's my fighter right there.
Fuck him up, Shiv!
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Earn that purse, baby!
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Damn, his name is Shiv?
It's like stabbing, bro? That's wild, man.
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He's dirty.
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You know he's a bad motherfucker.
Look at his ears. He's got them MMA ears.
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Them calcified cauliflower ears.
Looks like a pit bull chewed on them hoes.
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Can he even hear me?
Yo, Shiv! You an asshole!
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He can hear. My bad. I was just joking.
Just playing. Tell him.
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You good, bro. Come on.
What you got, watch man?
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First batch.
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Bam. Look at that.
I got Bulova, Dayton as. Bam. Look at that.
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- Got the Rolex with the bezel.
- Oh, shit, hold on.
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- With the fluted bezel. What's up?
- Don't trip. I gotta take my insulin.
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You good, bro?
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- Want something to drink?
- Yeah, I'd love something to drink.
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- Big Red, Redbull?
- Big Red would be great.
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It'd be refreshing.
It's hotter than a motherfucker in here.
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- You don't even use an alcohol swab, bro?
- Fuck that.
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- We're thugging right here.
- Thank you, bro.
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- Thugs can be hygienic as well.
- We got him.
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He's here?
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Want me to tell our boy to bounce?
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No, he can stay.
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We'll make it a two-for-one.
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Whoo!
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Good work, Shiv. Good work!
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You good, baby. You good.
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Go throw back some raw eggs
or something.
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- Like Rocky, yeah.
- Yeah, like Rocky.
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Watch man.
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- You stay here.
- Stay what? Where?
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Uh…
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What?
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Um…
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Yo, man. Look, look…
I can just come back some other time.
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- You're busy.
- No, you're good. Don't trip.
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- Come on. Show me the watches.
- No, don't worry.
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Call me Stevie Wonder.
I don't see anything.
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I've never snitched in my life.
I'll come back tomorrow.
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Show me the watches!
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Okay.
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Still want that Big Red? Take a sip.
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Go ahead.
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I know it's too big
for just the two of us. But…
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Glen really wanted a zoo.
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You have a zoo?
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Just a small one.
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Oh.
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Don't feel bad for living in a dope house.
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Plus, I've always wanted
a friend with a pool.
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This house, it's not just for us.
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It's about giving back to our friends,
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to our community.
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We'll host so many fundraisers here.
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Which is why I thought you'd want
to invest in a small local business.
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- Like my shop.
- Oh, no. Is it going under?
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No. No, no, no.
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We're actually doing so well,
we're turning away clients.
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So, I wanna open a second shop.
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Ah!
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Maria, the boss lady!
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It's adorable.
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I thought before Glen arrives,
I'd show you the business plan...
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Hey, honey! Look who I found.
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Maria! ¿Qué pasa?
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- Hi.
- Bam.
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I love it
when you speak Spanish.
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- So what's this plan, Maria?
- Tell us about the plan.
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Hm.
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Yeah, I mean,
these are all perpetual motion.
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- Is that shit waterproof?
- Yeah, I mean, it's water-resistant.
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- I wouldn't go scuba...
- Shut the fuck up!
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You want me to put another piece
of tape on your fucking nostrils?
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I'm sorry, bro. He's mad inconsiderate.
What were you saying?
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- He's so rude.
- Fucking asshole.
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So, it's like I said, this is a perpetual.
Just shake it. You don't need a battery.
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Oh, shit.
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Look, bro. I really can't do this.
I got an asylum case coming up.
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You know what I mean?
I'll just take this here, all right?
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- And I'm just gonna... I've seen CSI.
- CSI.
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I'm just gonna wipe off my fingerprints.
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- You know, for DNA purposes.
- Of course.
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I've seen how they work.
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- Thank you. I'll be back. I got you. Huh?
- Hey, hey.
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I mean…
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I could hang out too. You know?
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We could just…
watch TV or something.
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Don't wanna know what that guy do?
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No, I don't think
you should tell me anything.
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A couple of months ago,
I got a dispute with a business rival.
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Things got heated, and I ended up
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with a Megan Thee Stallion situation
regarding my foot.
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No, I don't. I love Megan.
Not the Stallion!
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We both know I can't go to the hospital.
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- I can relate.
- Right?
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So I call this guy here,
and I pay him cash to patch me up.
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He does his thing, hands me a bottle
of codeine and tells me I'm good to go.
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Not three weeks later,
I'm in the hospital,
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a doctor telling me
they gotta amputate my leg.
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You know why?
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No.
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Because this motherfucker fucked it up!
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Chien?
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You know him?
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Glen, is it really necessary
for her to pitch you?
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No, no. This is good. I want you both
to feel like this is a smart investment.
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- These are your financial projections?
- Yes.
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Plus balance sheets,
income statements, and cash flow
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for the past three years all in here.
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Oh wow, look at you, business lady.
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This isn't gap-compliant.
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- Why aren't you using accrual accounting?
- Glen, she's not a Wharton MBA.
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We're a small business.
So, cash basis makes it easier to plan.
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If the numbers are solid,
why not go to a bank?
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Um…
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My dad, he…
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Took out a bunch of credit cards
under my name and fucked up my credit.
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Hmm…
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The only way to clear it,
would be to press charges against him.
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- I'm just not really ready to do that.
- Is he still drinking?
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One time, he went into the court
in a game and beat up the mascot.
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It was a dragon.
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We were disqualified from finals.
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Oh, but that's like, no reflection
on you or anything.
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It's these types of things
that make us stronger.
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Right. Um, I'm gonna use
your restroom quickly.
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- Okay.
- Uh, where is it?
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There's one in every corner.
You'll find it.
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Okay.
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Look, Dante…
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As a fully-limbed, able-body individual,
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I can't speak
to what it's like to lose a leg.
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It's brutal, bro.
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Okay?
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I ain't got no foot.
And yet my foot itches.
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Explain that shit!
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I get it. Sometimes I don't have a phone
in my pocket, but I feel the vibrations.
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It's completely different situation,
obviously.
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Maybe I should chop off his foot
so he knows how I feel.
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Bobo, get the saw.
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No, Bobo don't get the saw, Bobo.
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Or just take a pinky!
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You don't wear pinky rings anyway.
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Look, just take all the watches, bro.
All of them. And let's call that even.
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You think my foot is worth
a bunch of fake watches?
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They're high-end replicas.
Only the trained eye...
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I want justice!
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- Get it from the guy who shot you!
- Oh, I did.
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And I got a souvenir off of it.
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Dipped and dyed in his blood.
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Look at your face, man.
This doesn't even look like blood, bro.
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Yeah.
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But, I killed him though.
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Real slow.
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There has to be a way
to talk about this.
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Yo, boss!
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How about I untie you
and throw you at them, and I run?
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Maria?
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- Who's Maria? Your girl?
- My massage therapist.
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Oh, really?
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No, my massage therapist.
I got a crick in my neck...
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Maybe I should answer.
You look tense.
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Go ahead. She'll help you out.
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Let me get this off. Is that cool?
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- He's not going anywhere. He's tied up.
- Hey…
244
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,455
You're diabetic?
245
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,790
Yeah. So?
246
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,752
A diabetic with a foot injury?
247
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,380
Yo, that's a legit comorbidity, man.
248
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:03,884
That means it requires serious aftercare.
Come on, how was I supposed to know?
249
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,302
You should've asked, Doctor.
250
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,305
What kind of practice
do you think I'm running here?
251
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,683
I don't have intake forms
for you to fill out.
252
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,561
Yeah, he's right.
Look, I have a walnut allergy.
253
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,730
If I go to a restaurant,
I don't tell the waiter I have an allergy,
254
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:20,359
and he brings me a salad with walnuts,
I won't go back and shoot the waiter.
255
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,277
Exactly.
256
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,446
- Shut the fuck up.
- Shut the fuck up. What's wrong with you?
257
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,200
Him not asking about
your diabetes can't be a capital offense.
258
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,995
Look, Chien has a business.
259
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,957
Why don't you take 10%
over the next two years.
260
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,834
- He'll pay you monthly.
- No, what?
261
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,880
- Three years. 15%.
- Deal.
262
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,257
Plus a piece of your business. Same terms.
263
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,925
Man, fuck that!
264
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,723
Uh…
265
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,726
Just saying it's not fair.
266
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,770
Oh, you think you're working
some kind of harmless hustle?
267
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,815
Ripping off Rolex or Versace?
268
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,277
Hmm? That fake shit is made
by kids in sweatshops
269
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,821
owned by gangsters way worse than me.
270
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:11,160
Man, you're wearing sweatshop shit,
he is, I am. We're all sweat shopping it!
271
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,205
- What's your girl's name?
- Shanice.
272
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,041
Maria.
273
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,920
No, man, I told you. Maria is
my massage therapist. It's Shanice.
274
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,755
Chien, you know that bitch?
275
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,343
- This is bullshit.
- Hey…
276
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,346
In this country,
you're either one or the other.
277
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,931
And I'm the bull.
278
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:50,783
Maria.
279
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,076
We've been talking.
280
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,080
And it's clear how much
hard work you've put into this.
281
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,332
And we'd love to help you out.
282
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,750
Really?
283
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,797
You don't have to do this right away.
I can show you more financials...
284
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,880
We're sure.
285
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:10,511
Thank you.
Thank you so much. Oh, my God.
286
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,887
Thank you.
287
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,348
Thank you. Oh. Well. Dab.
288
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,977
We haven't discussed terms,
but I'm ready to pay market price.
289
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,188
Stop. We're just so happy
to help someone like you.
290
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,817
Thank you.
291
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,905
And I'll draw up
a repayment schedule ASAP.
292
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,907
In the meantime, if you need anything,
293
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,743
anything at all,
please let me know. I mean it.
294
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,620
Actually, there is something.
295
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,393
Hey, babe. I'm so sorry I'm late.
296
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,394
How did it go?
297
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,982
- They're lending me the money.
- What?
298
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,693
- Amazing. See?
- Yes.
299
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:11,238
- Business speaks for itself.
- It does. It happened so fast.
300
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,658
- "Thanks for popping by."
- Oh, you like that?
301
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,118
I made it up myself.
302
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,537
Oh, my gosh. These look amazing.
303
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:22,541
When you're done, can you go around
the bathrooms and light scented candles?
304
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,294
Thank you so much.
You're a lifesaver. Talk soon. Bye.
305
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,257
She has you packaging popcorn
and refreshing bathrooms? What's that?
306
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,967
They let me borrow a 100k.
307
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,845
I can help a little bit with her party.
308
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,931
If you get a loan at Chase Bank,
you don't clean floors and dishes.
309
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,267
Can you just be happy for me, please?
310
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,937
I'm sorry.
I've just been really stressed out.
311
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,355
Why?
312
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,315
What happened?
313
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:52,446
Nothing. Sameer. Meow Munch is going
out of business, and he's hysterical.
314
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:59,495
You know they got a zoo?
I saw some anorexic raccoons.
315
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,205
They're lemurs.
316
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,164
Oh.
317
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,555
Like my lemurs, Mo?
318
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:22,976
Yeah, if I had your crypto money,
I'd probably get a tiger or something.
319
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,437
Nah, lemurs are an endangered species.
320
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,481
Pretty much refugees.
321
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,444
How's that reggae band going, Greg?
322
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,863
We play the blues. And it's Glen.
323
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,492
Oh, you do? I wasn't sure
on which appropriation it was.
324
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:42,204
Well, we have a Black bassist,
so it's not really appropriation.
325
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,081
I'm just busting balls, Greg.
326
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:49,128
- Glen. Maria's business is thriving, huh?
- Oh, man. She's killing it.
327
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,296
And she says you're…
328
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,340
Picking olives now.
329
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:59,263
I'm just glad we could help her out
since you couldn't.
330
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,013
Yeah.
331
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,353
Let me ask you something. You have money
but can't afford a nice watch?
332
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,021
This is a Rolex.
333
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,691
Yeah, you wish it was a Rolex.
It's a fake.
334
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,987
Could've gotten you a better deal
on a Harwin. It rattles, chrome-plated,
335
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,574
It's not even sweeping. It's not even on.
It's not even kinetic energy.
336
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,660
- Get out of here. You got duped.
- It came with a certificate.
337
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:25,164
How about I get you a certificate?
Says certified asshole on there.
338
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,332
P.S. Go fuck yourself.
339
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:31,420
Yeah, all right. I'll go fuck myself.
In my six-million-dollar house.
340
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,131
- Don't touch my lemurs.
- Don't touch me.
341
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,924
Why don't you go fuck your sheep?
342
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:38,886
…at our anniversary.
343
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:43,682
They need so much strength to hit balls.
How do you train for something like that?
344
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,893
I play libero. I play the back line.
345
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,644
- Right
-You're setter, a digger...
346
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,564
Maria, can you check
on the tomato puffs for me?
347
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,650
I'll let you know my guy.
348
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,323
That dish is so finicky.
349
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:13,003
Oh, my God. You read my mind.
Thank you.
350
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,630
Mmm.
351
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,425
Just like old times, isn't it?
352
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:21,845
Maria, the boss lady
and Shila hosting parties.
353
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,224
Except I'm not shitfaced
in the bathroom. Yet.
354
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:30,686
You okay?
355
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,482
Yeah.
356
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,110
I just thought back there, you…
357
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,447
Tell me in front of your friends
to check on the oven was kind of…
358
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,533
Asking you to check on the puffs?
359
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,786
In front of your friends.
360
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,331
I'm sorry. I didn't want
to pull you aside to have a conversation
361
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,832
about checking on the puffs.
362
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,542
They could've burned.
363
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,170
T's not just the puffs.
It's… the condescension.
364
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,798
You know, like, "She's not a Wharton MBA."
365
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,343
- But, you're not.
- I'm not dumb either.
366
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:05,013
Sometimes it feels
like you treat me like your charity case.
367
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:10,560
I'm sorry. But you came,
asked me for money so I gave it to you.
368
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,189
I didn't ask you for money.
Shila, I asked you to invest with me.
369
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,150
I'm not trying to make money off of you.
I don't need your money.
370
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,987
I… was trying to be a kind-hearted person.
371
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,614
Like you're donating
to your cleaning lady?
372
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,077
Oh, my God.
373
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,163
I'm sorry I asked you
to check on the puffs, okay?
374
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,919
- I didn't know you'd develop a complex.
- It's not just the puffs, okay?
375
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,339
It's you giving me hand-me-downs.
Never letting me pay for my own stuff.
376
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,591
Well, excuse me for trying to be nice.
377
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,928
Being nice is buying me dinner
on my birthday. Okay?
378
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,347
Not treating me like I'm on welfare.
379
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,058
But it's nice to show up here
and treat me like a fucking bank?
380
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,978
Shila, what's Jerry's number?
I can't find it anywhere.
381
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,731
- Call Jerry. Get your 15k back.
- What's going on?
382
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:59,067
- Eric Trump bought a fake Rolex.
- It's not. Jerry is a reputable jeweler.
383
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,279
Sweetie, it's fine. He doesn't know
what a real one looks like.
384
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,282
If he could, Maria wouldn't be here
begging us for money.
385
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,410
Pendeja, keep your money.
Find another minority to donate to.
386
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,871
What? Bitch, I'm Indian!
387
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,458
You haven't been Indian since 2009.
388
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,294
And you. I hope lemurs sneak up on you
in the middle of the night
389
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:19,296
and just gang bang your ear.
390
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:24,301
And you have little lemur babies
sprouting from your ear holes.
391
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:25,384
Piece of shit.
392
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,972
You're the most Indian person
I know, babe.
393
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,478
That's how they all see me.
394
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:39,649
Low-class, secondhand-everything,
Mexican girl who's never gonna do shit.
395
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,695
- I got a place to take you.
- Can we just go home? Please.
396
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,114
It's peaceful,
and it'll change the whole vibe.
397
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,325
Here's some popcorn. Gonna be a long ride.
398
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,245
- You stole their popcorn?
- It's party favors.
399
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,458
Everybody takes party favors.
400
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:12,974
It's beautiful, right?
401
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:18,605
You know what I see when I see this?
A little piece of home in Houston.
402
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:21,024
- Houston's not home?
- Of course, Houston is.
403
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,026
I have another home I can't go to yet.
404
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,364
You know you're living the dream?
405
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,950
You're doing what you love.
You have your own business.
406
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,911
- Fucking killing it.
- Just doesn't feel that way.
407
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,414
Why? Because your dad screwed you over?
408
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,707
Because Shila's of the world don't see it?
409
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,251
Fuck them. I see it.
410
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,294
You're amazing.
411
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:45,715
Strong-ass woman
running your own business.
412
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:47,216
I love you.
413
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,719
You understand? Come here.
414
00:23:56,643 --> 00:24:00,147
- Imagine the life we could have together.
- A life with kids.
415
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,357
Of course, your Mexican, I'm Palestinian,
416
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,610
biologically impossible
not to have at least six kids.
417
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:09,322
Have a big ass house. No zoo though.
I'm not buying you a fucking zoo.
418
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,908
Just a big enough house for the kids,
my mom and brother.
419
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,077
- They're gonna live with us?
- Of course.
420
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,830
No, no, no, don't go.
You ain't going anywhere.
421
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,708
No, you can't get away from me, no.
422
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,253
Yeah, you'd be out there
selling slabs and shit.
423
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,505
My mom and my brother
would help with the kids.
424
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,717
- I'll be the GM of the Houston Rockets.
- When?
425
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,978
I have to work my way up
in the organization.
426
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,639
- Probably start off scouting.
- No, I mean the family.
427
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,182
When?
428
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,143
Soon.
429
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:39,643
You promise?
430
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:41,729
Of course.
431
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,148
I got you.
432
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,680
- Is this a two-step? I don't even...
- I don't know what you're doing.
433
00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,915
Doesn't matter, it works.
434
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:12,719
I'm getting tired.
Shouldn't someone be here?
435
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:15,347
Let's get out of here
before someone sees us. Come on.
436
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,557
Vámonos, más rápido. Vámonos.
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