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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:51,819 --> 00:01:53,613 [BELL RINGS] 2 00:01:53,654 --> 00:01:56,115 Woo. Woo. 3 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,992 Woo, woo. 4 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,285 Yeah. 5 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,120 Listen up, are you ready? 6 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,498 Yeah. 7 00:02:03,539 --> 00:02:07,126 Listen, this is bigger than Monday night football, 8 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,295 the Oscars, the Superbowl. 9 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:12,173 You are all about to be Bukkake boys tonight. 10 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,801 All right, so bring it in and let me hear it, 11 00:02:14,842 --> 00:02:16,135 let me hear it loud. 12 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:16,844 Ready? 13 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:17,386 Bukkake. 14 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:20,306 Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, 15 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,975 Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, 16 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:25,144 Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, 17 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,021 Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, 18 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,648 Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, 19 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:30,316 Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, 20 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,984 Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, 21 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,653 Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, 22 00:02:33,694 --> 00:02:35,822 Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, Bukkake, 23 00:02:35,863 --> 00:02:40,868 Bukkake. 24 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:50,878 Bukkake. 25 00:02:52,588 --> 00:02:54,841 Everybody, I want to introduce you to Treasure. 26 00:02:54,882 --> 00:02:56,676 The world famous Treasure. 27 00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:59,011 You will be cumming on her face today. 28 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:00,680 Treasure, meet the Bukkake boys. 29 00:03:00,721 --> 00:03:06,018 [APPLAUSE] I want you to cover Treasure's entire face 30 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,520 with your jiz. 31 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,688 I don't want to see her eyes, 32 00:03:08,729 --> 00:03:09,313 I don't want to see her nose, 33 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:12,024 I don't want to see her mouth by the time this 34 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,359 thing's over. 35 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,861 She's gonna be glistening like a glazed donut. 36 00:03:14,902 --> 00:03:16,028 Are we clear on that? 37 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:16,612 Yeah. 38 00:03:16,612 --> 00:03:21,534 [CLAPPING] We shoot for the forehead. 39 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:25,413 All right, let's get this thing set up and let's go for it. 40 00:03:25,454 --> 00:03:30,543 [GROANING]. 41 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:45,516 [GROANING]. 42 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:05,536 [GROANING]. 43 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:29,268 [GROANING]. 44 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,603 Come on, Driver, if you can't cum, 45 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,271 go in the corner and beat off. 46 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:37,318 [GROANING]. 47 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,618 Forget about him. 48 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,620 Relax, dude. 49 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,622 Massage your shaft at the base, 50 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,290 then clear your mind. 51 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:52,667 She loves it. 52 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:54,794 She needs it. 53 00:04:54,835 --> 00:04:56,128 Explode on her. 54 00:04:56,170 --> 00:05:01,425 [GRUNTING] Driven. 55 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:11,269 [CLAPPING] Yeah. 56 00:05:11,852 --> 00:05:15,648 Yeah. 57 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:20,653 Good job. 58 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,196 Good job. 59 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:37,503 Now go to the showers. 60 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,339 Take them to the shower, Eric. 61 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,008 Eric, take somebody to the showers. 62 00:05:42,049 --> 00:05:50,683 [UNINTELLIGIBLE CHATTER] 63 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:57,023 All right, tomorrow, so, we're back in action. 64 00:05:57,064 --> 00:05:58,190 Back in action. 65 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,358 About time. 66 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:05,031 [UNINTELLIGIBLE CHATTER] 67 00:06:05,072 --> 00:06:06,032 Nice work in there, boys. 68 00:06:06,073 --> 00:06:08,034 Oh, thank you. 69 00:06:08,075 --> 00:06:09,201 Thanks. 70 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:12,204 Eric Long, director, owner of Ultima DVD. 71 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,539 Yeah. 72 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,916 Down here doing a little chicken hawking, 73 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,418 you know, checking out the talent. 74 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,254 Do I know you? 75 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:21,714 Have we met? 76 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:22,590 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 77 00:06:22,631 --> 00:06:24,050 I'm, um, I'm Tom. 78 00:06:24,091 --> 00:06:25,384 Tom Dong. 79 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,553 It's - - I'm honored you remembered. 80 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,722 I, uh, I helped hook up some of your 81 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,057 computer stuff last year. 82 00:06:31,098 --> 00:06:32,224 Right, yeah, Tom Dong. 83 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,434 I, I'm Steve Driver. 84 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,561 That's, that's the name I use. 85 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,396 Okay. 86 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:38,731 Is that smell you? 87 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:42,902 So, uh, Tom, we're looking for a little help 88 00:06:42,943 --> 00:06:44,236 over at Ultima. 89 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:46,572 Uh, no talent stuff, but, um, 90 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,908 web management, some site building. 91 00:06:48,949 --> 00:06:50,910 So, uh, think about it. Sure. 92 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:51,911 Would you? 93 00:06:51,952 --> 00:06:52,912 You got another one of those? 94 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:53,746 Yeah, I think I do. 95 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:57,083 There you go. 96 00:06:57,124 --> 00:06:58,584 Hey baby, do you have a towel? 97 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,252 Oh, you look perfect just the way you are. 98 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:03,589 We'll wipe you down, talk a little business, 99 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,257 how about it? 100 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,265 So hey, uh, thanks for, for your, 101 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,100 you, you know. 102 00:07:14,141 --> 00:07:14,809 Oh no. You know. 103 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:20,272 We all need help relaxing at a Bukkake sometimes. 104 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:21,941 Uh, do you need a ride? 105 00:07:21,982 --> 00:07:24,652 Um - -. 106 00:07:24,693 --> 00:07:28,280 Uh, that's, that's me, that's me over there. 107 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,285 Uh, you know what, I yelled Driven 'cause of my name, right? 108 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,496 Y - - yeah, I got it. [JAPANESE] Huh? 109 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:40,292 It's Japanese for I love pussy. 110 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:43,963 Uh, I'm Chinese. 111 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:45,631 But I can't speak it. 112 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,008 Ah, shit man. 113 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,803 Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I sh - - fuck, 114 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:51,846 I should have known that, you know. 115 00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:52,555 I love Asians. Asian culture. 116 00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:55,808 You know, I come from a long line of warriors myself. 117 00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:08,195 Oh, let me just get that for you. 118 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:09,655 Oh, it's, it's good. 119 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,489 Uh, I - -. 120 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,158 Let me - - I just s - -. 121 00:08:12,199 --> 00:08:13,659 S - - you know, some space for your leg. 122 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:14,785 There. 123 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:18,164 You in? 124 00:08:18,205 --> 00:08:19,123 Thank you. 125 00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:27,006 Ah shit, oh sorry. 126 00:08:27,047 --> 00:08:28,507 No, it's, it's all good. 127 00:08:36,056 --> 00:08:37,141 What is this? 128 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:38,350 It's porno. 129 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,352 Pornography. 130 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,729 I, I, I know, where did you get it? 131 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:44,732 All right, I found it in a bin at a convention. 132 00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:46,734 I, I got the first six in here somewhere. 133 00:08:46,775 --> 00:08:48,694 The, the director, Stony Deep, 134 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,362 did a bunch of different series of anal videos and he 135 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:51,363 called them his - -. 136 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,573 His butt cycle. 137 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,034 [LAUGHTER] You know the cycle? 138 00:08:55,075 --> 00:08:57,036 I love the cycle. 139 00:08:57,077 --> 00:08:59,580 You know, I've never met anyone else who knew about it. 140 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,373 What else you got? 141 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,082 Oh [LAUGHTER], man. 142 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:06,212 Caught from Behind Three, one of my favorites ever. 143 00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:06,754 Holy shit. 144 00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:09,715 Such an awesome video. Three and four. 145 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:10,382 [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Such a good series. 146 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,927 Especially for anal. Especially for anal, right? 147 00:09:12,968 --> 00:09:17,056 It's like artful anal, but like shot on VHS [LAUGHTER]. 148 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:19,391 Okay, okay. 149 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:20,601 Moment of truth. 150 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,561 Do you like the Hedgehog? 151 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:23,896 Ron Jeremy? 152 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,732 Ah, actor, no. 153 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:30,236 Director, yes. 154 00:09:30,277 --> 00:09:31,779 Yes, yes, [LAUGHTER] yes. 155 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,239 Hell yes. 156 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,868 Do you like video games? 157 00:09:40,996 --> 00:09:42,081 I could tell you some things, 158 00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:44,083 man, and I've done my research. 159 00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:46,460 There aren't good roles for Asian-American men. 160 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,921 Just stereotypes, lazy shit. 161 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,756 I don't know, maybe I was crazy, 162 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,925 but I thought I got to fix that. 163 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,635 You dipshits been up all night? 164 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:58,472 This is my roommate, Doug. 165 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:01,267 If by roommate you mean I let you rent my couch for 166 00:10:01,308 --> 00:10:03,811 275 a month, then yeah, hey, roomie. 167 00:10:03,852 --> 00:10:07,106 Are you in the adult film industry too, huh? 168 00:10:07,147 --> 00:10:07,856 Yeah. Yeah? 169 00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:12,111 Little Tom here tell you he quit his IT gig making 100 170 00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:14,280 grand a year to do porn? 171 00:10:14,321 --> 00:10:15,990 That's what you want to call it, right? 172 00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:18,993 Getting paid 40 bucks to gang bang some 173 00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:20,119 Herpes-riddled slut. 174 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,453 I'm okay. 175 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,455 It's gonna pay off when my big chance comes. 176 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:24,665 I just got to be patient. 177 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,792 [LAUGHTER] Okay. 178 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:31,964 All right, uh, what do you call your stinky friend 179 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:32,631 here, huh? 180 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,132 Me? 181 00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:33,632 Yeah. 182 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,175 I can smell you from here, man. 183 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:35,676 I'm Steve Driver. 184 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:39,513 Steve, all right, uh, so listen, 185 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,515 smelly Steve, let me ask you a question, huh? 186 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:45,144 How many scrawny, small-dick-having Asian porn 187 00:10:45,185 --> 00:10:47,021 stars are there out there? Huh? 188 00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:50,816 You know what, you know, you hate on guys like me. 189 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:52,151 Guys like Tom. 190 00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:53,986 Because we have a fucking dream. 191 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,488 A big fucking wet dream. 192 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,157 You don't have shit. 193 00:10:58,198 --> 00:11:00,159 Oh come on, man. 194 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,328 [LAUGHTER] Fucking come on. 195 00:11:02,369 --> 00:11:03,829 You're basically extras. 196 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:08,500 Right, you, you broom up other people's jiz and they 197 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,670 let you squeeze off a load on camera every once in a while? 198 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,547 That's not a fucking life, that's not a dream. 199 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,341 What are you - - and they call you guys what, 200 00:11:15,382 --> 00:11:16,675 what do they call you guys? Mopes? 201 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:17,843 You're a bunch of fucking Mopes [LAUGHTER]. 202 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,011 What did you just call me? A Mope. 203 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,179 You just called me a Mope? 204 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,180 [LAUGHTER] Yeah. 205 00:11:21,221 --> 00:11:21,889 Would you ever call me a nigger? 206 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:22,890 He - - hey. 207 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:23,474 What you ever call him a chink. 208 00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:25,851 Have you ever called him a fucking chink? 209 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,562 Uh - -. Fuck you, man. 210 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:29,730 Fuck you - -. 211 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,190 Hey, hey. Fucking call me I'm a what? 212 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:33,067 What the fuck, man, whoa. That's my cock, man. 213 00:11:33,108 --> 00:11:34,360 Whoa. 214 00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:35,069 That's my dick, man, where's yours, huh? 215 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,195 I'm not - - my dick? 216 00:11:36,236 --> 00:11:36,654 I'm not, I'm not taking out my. 217 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,905 Mine's out, man. Dick, man. 218 00:11:37,946 --> 00:11:38,739 Here's mine, huh? Okay. 219 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,366 Yeah. 220 00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:42,868 It's right here, it's the difference between you and me. 221 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,036 You and us. 222 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,413 Fucking Mope. 223 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,556 So, I just, you know, I chilled at my beach pad at 224 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,433 The Keys for a while and just, 225 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,060 just kept a little A in the pipe. 226 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:08,602 That's all true? 227 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,269 Yeah. 228 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,397 Girls kept telling me I did it so good I should 229 00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:12,564 fuck for a living. 230 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,899 You know, I knew it was my path. 231 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,109 I was born to be seen. 232 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,902 So, I came to Mecca. 233 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,404 And it begins. 234 00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:21,407 John Holmes of African descent. 235 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,909 I'm gonna have a big trailer and a vacation home, 236 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,411 a speed boat. 237 00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:27,454 My dick's gonna be on Good Morning America and shit. 238 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,623 You know, everyone will know my name. 239 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,083 Posters of me on chick's walls. 240 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,960 Um, watching myself, jacking off to my own fucking 241 00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:33,544 scenes, man. 242 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,421 Banging every girl who crosses my path. 243 00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:37,923 All holes, both holes, all three, 244 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:38,924 just plugging them with my fuck stick. 245 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,426 Uh, that does - -. 246 00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:42,761 I'm gonna be on every DVD cover. 247 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,596 But they don't put guys on DVD covers. 248 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:45,597 Just girls. 249 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,640 Nah, they'll put me on them. 250 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,933 Hell, hell, you could be on them. 251 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,810 Nah. You know, why not, why not? 252 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,271 You could be, you could be the Chinese Bruce Lee of porn. 253 00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:54,148 Well you want to be a star with me? 254 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:56,275 S - - look at me, man. 255 00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:58,277 I can't be a star. 256 00:12:58,318 --> 00:12:59,778 Why not? 257 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,990 You know, you could just visualize it and you can and 258 00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:04,992 will be a motherfucking star. 259 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,494 Psh. 260 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,663 You know, I even got my mansion picked out right there. 261 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:13,625 This whole valley is just a giant butt hole 262 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,085 waiting to be fucked. 263 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:23,635 You know, you and me, we were meant to meet. 264 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:27,806 Think what you and I could do if we teamed up. 265 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,641 We could be on those DVD covers together. 266 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,518 We could get motorcycles, a trampoline, 267 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,811 and you know what the best part is? 268 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,647 Being a star is a great way to meet girls. 269 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,192 You know, they won't give a mope the time of day but 270 00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:40,694 every woman wants what a porn star can give them. 271 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:45,657 Stability, a good listener, and the greatest lay on Earth. 272 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,408 They'll all want relationships with us. 273 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:49,369 And when we find the one we can be monogamous and only 274 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,662 shoot scenes with her. 275 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:54,708 [LAUGHTER] Sorry. 276 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,503 Sorry, I get a little, you know, 277 00:13:57,544 --> 00:14:01,799 I get a little carried away when I'm talking about my destiny. 278 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,221 No. 279 00:14:08,263 --> 00:14:12,392 No, actually, that was really beautiful. 280 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:17,523 It's just you can't just hope to get discovered. 281 00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:21,819 How do you get yourself out there? 282 00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:41,713 Driven. 283 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:48,220 Driven. Hear that? 284 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,264 Dong. Dong. 285 00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:55,352 A-ooh. A-ooh. A-ooh. 286 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,078 Hey, yo, I've seen that set. 287 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:13,579 The bathroom set. 288 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,122 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was from, 289 00:15:15,163 --> 00:15:15,789 uh - -. Um. 290 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:16,748 Anal. A - -. 291 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:17,916 Did someone say bathroom? 292 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,462 You got to piss, unload on her, 293 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,923 all right, we shoot porn here, guys. 294 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,300 Fuck off, Chris. 295 00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:28,093 Fuck off, Chris, [LAUGHTER] look at this bitch. 296 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,095 Relax, babe, it's a fucking joke. 297 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,097 You Tom? 298 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,766 Eric said you were Asian. 299 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,102 You good with computers? 300 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,270 That's right, that's right. 301 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,771 And this is, uh, this is Steve. 302 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,480 Hey. 303 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,273 Steve. 304 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,774 How you doing? 305 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:46,445 I'm Chris Rochelle, Eric's right hand man [LAUGHTER]. 306 00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:47,154 You like that, huh? 307 00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:47,779 Looking for a gig? 308 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,950 I mean her head game is off the charts, man. 309 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,453 All right, yeah, I'll call ya. 310 00:15:54,494 --> 00:15:56,788 All right, love to the kids. All right, bye-bye. 311 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,790 They're here. All right. 312 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,292 Come in. 313 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,629 Here we are, we got Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. 314 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:04,796 What'd I tell you? 315 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,464 You, you're spot on. 316 00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:07,132 Hey, hey do that impression of the two of them? 317 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:07,633 That thing? 318 00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:08,175 Oh yeah, you're gonna love this. 319 00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:11,303 Don't be touching black man's radio. 320 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,513 Oh [LAUGHTER], that's perfection there. 321 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,848 It's great, right? Have a seat, boys, come on. 322 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:15,641 Yeah. Here, here. 323 00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:17,100 Have a seat, guys. 324 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:23,815 So, uh, you called me, so I assume that you 325 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,317 are looking for work. 326 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,821 Um, Tom, I do have some web design I may need 327 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,198 a little help with. 328 00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:37,496 Uh, Steve, uh, there's a hygiene issue with you and 329 00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:38,664 frankly you don't have a big cock. 330 00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:39,998 So, I, I, I don't know what - -. 331 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,000 We want to audition. We want to perform. 332 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,170 Yeah. Yeah. 333 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,672 But that's sort of my point, um, 334 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,674 we're not in a position to take on new actors 335 00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:49,675 right now. 336 00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:50,342 But let us change your mind. 337 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,678 You know, we, we'll do whatever it takes to get in 338 00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:53,512 this business. 339 00:16:53,553 --> 00:16:54,346 W - - whatever. 340 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,556 Anything. 341 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,396 Well, okay. 342 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,523 Okay, I like your enthusiasm. 343 00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:08,026 Uh, Ultima is doing something pretty 344 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:08,860 experimental. 345 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,529 No one else is doing this. 346 00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:12,698 And we're looking for some actors who are pretty ballsy. 347 00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:20,372 The question is, are you those actors? 348 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:27,004 We are those actors. 349 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,843 Jackie, Chris, we'll see what you got. 350 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,262 All right, this is gonna be fun. 351 00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:37,097 It's a lot of fun. Take them out there. 352 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,557 All right, Kayla. 353 00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:42,853 Kayla, wake up, we got something to shoot. 354 00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:47,858 Kayla, wake the fuck up. 355 00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:50,902 I'm ready. 356 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,404 All right, Kayla, we're gonna do the sleeping 357 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:52,946 cheerleader. 358 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,740 So, just lay your head back down. 359 00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:57,034 Thank you, sweetheart. 360 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,288 Okay, let's see. 361 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:07,794 Tom. 362 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:16,094 You walk in to find the hottest, 363 00:18:16,636 --> 00:18:19,765 bitchiest cheerleader in high school. 364 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:24,936 Okay, ready? Action. 365 00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:26,772 Stop looking in the lens. 366 00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:27,439 Look at her. 367 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,774 You're in the scene. 368 00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:33,653 You can't believe this is happening. 369 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:38,450 So, you, uh, can't help yourself, right? 370 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,786 Just go over there and you start sniffing on her hair. 371 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,788 And then why not? 372 00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:44,122 Go ahead, take a sniff of that armpit. 373 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,290 Nobody's looking. 374 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,793 Keep sniffing and you look, you look down, 375 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:48,794 you look down. 376 00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:51,671 Boo-ya, check out those shoes. 377 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,298 Stop looking in the camera. 378 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,260 Okay, get those shoes off. 379 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,638 Maybe, maybe look around, like oh shit, 380 00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,139 I hope nobody comes in. 381 00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:02,682 It's so wrong, what I'm doing. 382 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,102 So wrong. 383 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,479 Get those shoes off. 384 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:08,814 Yeah. 385 00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:09,815 Look at those pumps. 386 00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:12,150 All right, take a sniff. 387 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,444 Take a big old sniff of that shoe. 388 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,199 Oh, that smells so good. 389 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,326 Oh it smells so good. 390 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,370 This is so fucking hot for you, 391 00:19:23,411 --> 00:19:24,704 you can't stand it. 392 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,666 Pull out your dick, keep your pants on, though. 393 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,209 Start jerking it. 394 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:30,669 Yeah. 395 00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:33,046 You can't stand it, just keep - - that's it. 396 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,507 Get that shoe on it, that's good. 397 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,675 I like your improv. 398 00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:39,177 All right, Steve, come around here. 399 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,847 I want you to walk into the classroom, 400 00:19:41,888 --> 00:19:44,558 and you're like what the hell am I looking at? 401 00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:47,811 Whoa, this is so hot. 402 00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:50,188 Start touching yourself. 403 00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:52,023 Yeah. 404 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,024 Tom, who's this? 405 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,192 Oh. 406 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:54,651 Who's this guy? 407 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,361 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. 408 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,863 This guy's jerking off too. 409 00:19:57,904 --> 00:19:59,531 He must be pretty cool. 410 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,701 He can join in, why not? 411 00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:03,869 Yeah, I would, yeah, that's good, see? 412 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,036 Yeah. 413 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,371 Instinctually went over to her shoulder, 414 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,706 start rubbing up on that thing. 415 00:20:07,747 --> 00:20:10,750 You guys, start - - rub your dicks on her. 416 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,544 On her shoulder, back of her neck. 417 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,920 Yeah. 418 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,547 Just rub all over - - stop looking in the lens. 419 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,215 You, you guys are breaking the fourth wall. 420 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,425 That's the first rule. 421 00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:19,759 Stay in the scene. 422 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,720 All right, okay. 423 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:24,055 Kayla, you're asleep, you're asleep, 424 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,224 and then all of a sudden, whoa, whoa. 425 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,559 [GASP] What the f - -. 426 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,602 Oh my god. 427 00:20:28,643 --> 00:20:31,229 You're rubbing your dicks on me. 428 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,440 That is so fucking disgusting. 429 00:20:33,481 --> 00:20:35,066 Start working it. 430 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:40,739 I'm a fucking cheerleader. 431 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:45,243 You think I'm hot, don't you? 432 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:45,869 Yeah. 433 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:52,626 [LAUGHTER] Put your hands behind your head. 434 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:53,752 Come on. 435 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:56,421 Put your hands behind your head. 436 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,423 You ready? 437 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,759 Are you ready? 438 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:05,597 I have something for you [LAUGHTER]. 439 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,432 Okay. 440 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,769 All right, Tom, Kayla is gonna kick you in the balls. 441 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:12,270 Wait, what? 442 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,105 Kayla's gonna kick you in the balls. 443 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,107 Uh - -. 444 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,108 Get ready. 445 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:17,776 Uh - -. 446 00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:18,360 Uh - -. 447 00:21:18,401 --> 00:21:21,446 I thought, I thought you shot sex scenes. 448 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,989 Have they not done this before? 449 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,491 Just hold on, sweetheart, they're auditioning. 450 00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:27,619 I do shoot sex scenes, man, this is a sex scene. 451 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,954 It's a very sexual situation. 452 00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:30,288 This is called ball busting. 453 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,332 It's gonna be the next big thing in the adult 454 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,833 entertainment industry. 455 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,835 You guys said you were the guys. 456 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,129 Let's find out. 457 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:41,967 All right, cut. 458 00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:43,301 The looks on your face is not hot. 459 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,344 Yeah, they don't want to do it. 460 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,637 All right, Kayla, l - - let me. 461 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:46,972 Step aside, guys, I'll show you. 462 00:21:47,013 --> 00:21:48,139 All right. 463 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,474 So. 464 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:53,645 The trick is tense up your thigh muscles, right. 465 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,855 You want to go completely rigid. 466 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:58,984 Your impulse is gonna be to collapse. 467 00:21:59,025 --> 00:22:02,487 You got to resist that, all right. 468 00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:05,490 Just let it all happen, okay. 469 00:22:06,032 --> 00:22:08,493 And what you want to do is take the hit and exhale. 470 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,288 Breath goes out. 471 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,873 Pain comes in. 472 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,542 Okay. 473 00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:20,338 [GRUNTS] Ah [LAUGHTER]. 474 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,679 Okay, okay, that was cute. 475 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:31,725 All right, uh, this time like a thousand times harder. 476 00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:32,517 Oh - - okay. Okay? 477 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:35,186 Okay. Watch this. 478 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:41,735 [GRUNTS] Oh [GRUNTING]. 479 00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:55,081 [LAUGHTER] Okay, Tom, you're up. 480 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:57,709 Get naked. 481 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,385 Guys, this is not titillating. 482 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,553 Let's go, come on. 483 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,889 Take it off. 484 00:23:19,939 --> 00:23:21,399 Okay. 485 00:23:22,108 --> 00:23:23,568 Here we go. 486 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,070 [LAUGHTER] Uh, yeah, it's, it's just, um. 487 00:23:25,111 --> 00:23:26,446 Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry. 488 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,239 I don't have time for this bullshit. 489 00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:30,950 We're trying to do something here. 490 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,078 I'm trying to fulfill a need in the market. 491 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,874 If you guys don't want to be part of that, get out. 492 00:23:45,131 --> 00:23:47,926 Ah, don't [GROANS] [GASPING]. 493 00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:50,804 [LAUGHTER] That's a nice one. 494 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,765 Ah, all right, now Steve. 495 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,475 Okay. 496 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:55,975 Was, was it bad? 497 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,435 Should, should I do it? Stop it. 498 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,479 Oh. Oh. 499 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,272 Mm. Oh. 500 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:06,319 Uh - -. That was hot. 501 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:08,613 Oh. Thank you. 502 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:09,781 Yeah. 503 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,282 All right, that was good, that was good. 504 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,952 Now, moment of truth. 505 00:24:13,993 --> 00:24:15,787 You can take a second, kids. 506 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,331 No. 507 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,166 Come on, get up. 508 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,419 Get up. 509 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,798 Here they go. 510 00:24:27,006 --> 00:24:28,508 There they go. 511 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:40,520 [MOANING] [LAUGHTER] Oh my god. 512 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:41,521 Fantastic. 513 00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:58,621 Balls hurt, huh? 514 00:24:59,205 --> 00:25:00,999 Yeah, I've been kicked like a thousand times. 515 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,375 You get used to it. 516 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,836 I'm really happy with that scene. 517 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:09,215 So, here's the deal I offer to all my male talent. 518 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:13,511 You can live here for free, if you work with me, only. 519 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:14,721 All right. 520 00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:16,389 And we don't have a lot to pay, 521 00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,850 but we do want to work with you. 522 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,186 So, we want you to join the team. 523 00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:26,024 But, uh, you know, the economy being what it is, 524 00:25:26,065 --> 00:25:29,235 uh, I can only offer one of you a job. 525 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,904 Okay? 526 00:25:30,945 --> 00:25:34,866 And, uh, Tom, with your background in web 527 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:38,203 management, I'm offering it to you. 528 00:25:38,244 --> 00:25:45,543 Hey, Steve, don't be upset. 529 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:49,923 I mean you got to be with a beautiful woman, right? 530 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:58,431 What if - -. It's just - -. 531 00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:00,099 We really are a team. 532 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:03,728 So, what if you just pay the both of us as one actor? 533 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:06,564 Like split what you normally give one guy. 534 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,608 I'll build you a new website, 535 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,150 the one you got's shit. 536 00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:11,569 We could even stay in the same room. 537 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:12,153 We'd take that deal. 538 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:17,075 Tell you what, one mope in two bodies, 539 00:26:17,116 --> 00:26:18,618 saves us a lot of money. 540 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,953 Mm-hmm. 541 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,918 All right, what's the deal with you guys? 542 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,086 I mean are you his pimp? 543 00:26:28,127 --> 00:26:29,629 You boyfriends? 544 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,631 Is, is it something weird, 'cause I, 545 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,925 I can't afford to have anything weird here. 546 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,761 We're partners. 547 00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:39,764 We bring out the best in each other. 548 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:44,102 If you want me, you got to take Steve too. 549 00:26:44,143 --> 00:26:45,770 Okay. 550 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:49,816 You'll do anything I ask? 551 00:26:49,857 --> 00:26:51,609 Anything for my scenes? 552 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,777 An - - anything. 553 00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:53,945 Anything. 554 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,613 All right. 555 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,407 You guys are in. 556 00:26:58,324 --> 00:26:59,450 Sorry, sorry. 557 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:00,451 Hey, but you. 558 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:03,288 Please take a shower. 559 00:27:03,329 --> 00:27:04,330 Huh? 560 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,124 Ah, ah. 561 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,461 Give you a little tour of the kingdom. 562 00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,672 All right, now this is a vending machine full of 563 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,132 anything your heart desires. 564 00:27:14,173 --> 00:27:16,801 You got some condoms, douches. 565 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:20,972 I'm gonna go with a little tuna salad sandwich. 566 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,308 Oh yeah. 567 00:27:23,349 --> 00:27:24,976 This is the fucking money. 568 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:28,646 Over here we got a lube room slash gear room. 569 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,357 Tons of great scented lubes. 570 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,192 Cherry vanilla, mango. 571 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,320 Girls love it when they smell like a vacation. 572 00:27:35,361 --> 00:27:37,530 Shitter, shower. 573 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,365 Pay close attention to that one, 574 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:40,325 huh, pal? 575 00:27:40,366 --> 00:27:41,326 [LAUGHTER] Right? 576 00:27:41,367 --> 00:27:42,368 Check this out. 577 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:42,994 Glory hole. 578 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:45,663 Little too small for me, but it works for some. 579 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,999 In here, we have a blow bang room. 580 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,667 You guys know what a blow bang is? 581 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,002 Huh? 582 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,880 A bunch of dicks, one chick on her fucking knees, 583 00:27:53,921 --> 00:27:55,882 everyone gets off inside of her. 584 00:27:55,923 --> 00:27:57,550 Or in her belly button. 585 00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:59,844 Here's a hallway, also a set. 586 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,013 We shoot a bimonthly kaiju here. 587 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:03,681 Some clown fetish porn. 588 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:06,517 I like to dress as Bozo and have a fat girl shoot 589 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,519 ping-pong balls right into my mouth. 590 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:13,024 This window here, we got a voyeuristic POV into the 591 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,859 blow bang, it's a lot of fun. 592 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:16,527 Green scream. 593 00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:19,197 This is some high-tech complicated shit, boys. 594 00:28:19,238 --> 00:28:21,366 You want to fuck on Venus? 595 00:28:21,407 --> 00:28:24,577 Guess what, you can [LAUGHTER]. 596 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:28,373 Treetop, my mini Lenny Kravitz up there chilling, 597 00:28:28,414 --> 00:28:29,874 smoking, blazing. 598 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,376 Fuck you, Chris. Fuck you. 599 00:28:31,417 --> 00:28:33,378 You owe me ten bucks. Bullshit I do. 600 00:28:33,419 --> 00:28:34,879 You owe me weed [LAUGHTER]. 601 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,089 Here's Eric's room. 602 00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:37,715 This is off limits, all right, 603 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,051 do not go in there until he grants you access. 604 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:41,386 Okay, follow me. 605 00:28:41,427 --> 00:28:44,722 This right here is a computer lab. 606 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:46,265 It's not where the magic happens, 607 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,725 but this helps the magic happen. 608 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:49,727 Now, this is the business of the porn. 609 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:52,563 We have a lot of data gathering and casting and 610 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,232 scouting happen here. 611 00:28:54,273 --> 00:28:55,066 Yeah, you like that? 612 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:55,608 Fuck you, Chris. 613 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:57,777 Shut the fuck up, I'm giving a tour, 614 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,070 turn around and shut your mouth. 615 00:28:59,112 --> 00:28:59,779 Don't look at her. 616 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:01,906 There'll be plenty more and they're a lot hotter. 617 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:02,782 You got - -. 618 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:03,616 Bullshit, cunt. 619 00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:04,742 Shut - -. 620 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:09,455 I'll deal with her later. 621 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,249 This is the directory in case you guys get lost, 622 00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:12,417 all right. 623 00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:13,918 Here's a calendar. 624 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,420 Look at this. 625 00:29:15,461 --> 00:29:16,587 Fucking Treetop. 626 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:17,964 He always does this. 627 00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:19,257 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Don't fucking laugh. 628 00:29:19,298 --> 00:29:20,633 You like that, huh? 629 00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:23,094 Listen, Sandy Vagina's memorial picnic. 630 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,929 Show up to that if they let you, all right. 631 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:27,598 You eat a little bit more than hot dogs at that one 632 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,308 [LAUGHTER]. Interrogation room. 633 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,936 Hospital set. 634 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,604 All right, now follow me here, boys. 635 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:37,608 Now this, this right here is the biggest set we 636 00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:39,485 have at Ultima. All right. 637 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:40,945 Check this out, take it in. 638 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:44,615 These are your fellow woodsmen. 639 00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:47,326 Ready to slay some fucking bush right next to you. 640 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,495 All right, let me introduce you around here. 641 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,957 We got Jerry Brokheim, and he wants to produce. 642 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:55,293 Now this guy reading the magazine here, 643 00:29:55,334 --> 00:29:56,294 he's a deaf one. 644 00:29:56,335 --> 00:29:57,628 His name is Fisting Bill. 645 00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:00,506 Took one too many cum shots to the eardrum. 646 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:02,633 We got Johnny Panties. 647 00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,135 Dick Tracy. 648 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,511 Dirty Dick Bob. 649 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,847 He's like Yoda, except he jizzes a lot. 650 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,015 There's Wiz. 651 00:30:09,056 --> 00:30:09,640 What up, Wiz? 652 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:12,810 Little Mexican gangster there is Poo -casso. 653 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,979 Now he shoots anal prolapse scenes, 654 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:16,147 quite an artist. 655 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,817 But do not, do not Google anal prolapse, 656 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,986 all right, there is nothing natural about that. 657 00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:24,489 Last but not least we got my pal from the joint, 658 00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:26,991 Dick Tucker, a.k.a. 659 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:27,992 Peach Fuzz. 660 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,994 Now he, uh, he's an old soul. 661 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:31,329 He spends all his money on booze. 662 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,664 He's also a convicted sex offender, 663 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,166 so we pay him under the table. 664 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,502 Don't fucking touch me, Peach Fuzz. 665 00:30:37,543 --> 00:30:38,711 Oh. 666 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:42,215 Classic Peach Fuzz. 667 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:48,888 Whoa, they're going for it. 668 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:49,847 Ooh. 669 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,057 Ah, shit. 670 00:30:51,098 --> 00:30:52,683 Sh - - shit, why shit? 671 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:53,726 I want to be the cuck. 672 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,061 Let me be the cuck. 673 00:30:55,102 --> 00:30:57,355 Let - - you, you want to be the cuck? 674 00:30:57,396 --> 00:31:00,024 Yeah, I mean he's her husband and she chose 675 00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:00,733 a relationship with him. 676 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:03,027 He's the one in an enviable situation if you really 677 00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:03,861 think about it. 678 00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:04,695 Oh my god. 679 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:04,987 No. 680 00:31:04,987 --> 00:31:06,364 No [LAUGHTER]. 681 00:31:06,405 --> 00:31:06,906 You are - - [LAUGHTER]. 682 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,741 What the hell is wrong with you, man? 683 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:09,367 God. 684 00:31:09,408 --> 00:31:10,076 What? 685 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,578 Steve, why don't you think about how all these guys 686 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,539 actually get to fuck her in real life, okay. 687 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,874 The cuck's just a fucking story for a movie. 688 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:20,044 Okay, Wes can be the cuck. 689 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,087 Yeah, I drew the short straw. 690 00:31:21,128 --> 00:31:24,382 Okay, Eric, what's the scenario? 691 00:31:24,423 --> 00:31:26,092 All right, it is a faux-castration, 692 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:28,928 so poor Wiz is gonna be emasculated by all of you. 693 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:34,725 And then Nora's gonna step in and pretend to snip you. 694 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:35,560 With this. With this. 695 00:31:35,601 --> 00:31:36,394 Okay. Ooh. 696 00:31:36,435 --> 00:31:37,562 Look at that. Oh shit. 697 00:31:37,603 --> 00:31:38,729 It's a katana. 698 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:42,441 Curved, slender, single edged blade. 699 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:45,236 Long grip to accommodate both hands. 700 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,904 I wonder how many men this is penetrated. 701 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:48,406 Whoa, zero, it's a prop. 702 00:31:48,447 --> 00:31:50,449 No, no, no, no, it's an exact replica of a 16th century 703 00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:51,576 samurai sword. 704 00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:52,910 The kind of weapon that can slice. 705 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:53,578 Whoa. A man's enemies. 706 00:31:53,619 --> 00:31:54,120 Whoa. In half. 707 00:31:54,161 --> 00:31:55,580 Hey. Okay. 708 00:31:55,621 --> 00:31:57,248 Hey, hey, hey, spaz academy, calm down, all right. 709 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:59,458 I got this at a yard sale. 710 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:01,085 Don't touch this. 711 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:03,129 Nobody touches this but me. 712 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,464 You see that. Yeah. 713 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,135 Mm. 714 00:32:10,469 --> 00:32:12,430 How do you feel about us feeling up your wife? 715 00:32:12,471 --> 00:32:15,266 Oh man, she's so tight. 716 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:16,976 You must be tiny, bro. 717 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:19,145 What does your wife and the Bermuda Triangle 718 00:32:19,186 --> 00:32:19,687 have in common? 719 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,273 They both swallow seamen [LAUGHTER]. 720 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:25,318 I'm gonna fuck your wife [LAUGHTER]. 721 00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:28,112 [LAUGHTER] Your pathetic excuse of a dick isn't even 722 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:28,905 worthy of my holes. 723 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:33,451 These guys are about to show you how a real man should fuck. 724 00:32:33,492 --> 00:32:34,785 Yeah. 725 00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,621 Okay hey, Steve, Steve, get in there. 726 00:32:36,662 --> 00:32:38,122 Say something. 727 00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:40,666 Uh, you know want, want to know the best part about 728 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:41,626 fucking your wife? 729 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:42,627 Yeah. 730 00:32:42,668 --> 00:32:44,295 Cuddling with her afterwards. 731 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:49,300 What the fuck - - no, man, you got - - something 732 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,134 emasculating. 733 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,135 Come on. 734 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:51,802 Uh - -. 735 00:32:51,802 --> 00:32:55,473 Uh, your wife, she likes, she likes chocolate. 736 00:32:55,514 --> 00:32:57,642 Yeah. She's gone, she likes it. 737 00:32:57,683 --> 00:32:58,976 Yeah. She likes it long and hard. 738 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:00,853 That's good, man, that's good. 739 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:02,188 More of that, come on, guys. 740 00:33:02,229 --> 00:33:03,314 Yeah, now she's having me, she's never gonna 741 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,857 want you again. She's ruined. 742 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:05,983 Keep, keep going, that's great. 743 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:06,442 Okay. Okay, that's great. 744 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,986 Look, look fucking - -. Fuck. 745 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,655 Damn it. Oh, god damn it. 746 00:33:10,696 --> 00:33:15,326 Fuck. Fuck, man, I can't afford this. 747 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,161 It's busted. 748 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,038 Oh. Don't worry, I got this. 749 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,459 The important thing with electronics is being calm. 750 00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:28,839 The important thing about electronics is keeping calm? 751 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,217 Yeah, I think Ben Franklin - -. 752 00:33:31,258 --> 00:33:32,635 Uh - -. Said that once. 753 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:34,178 Let's see what he does. 754 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:37,139 This is why we brought him in. 755 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,893 Here you go, boom. 756 00:33:43,729 --> 00:33:48,859 [LAUGHTER] Tom fucking Dong. 757 00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:51,570 Welcome to the game. 758 00:34:00,746 --> 00:34:01,872 All right, back to the titties. 759 00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:03,040 All right, let's get back to it. 760 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:04,083 Nice work. 761 00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:08,254 Dad, I'm not coming back home like I said I was. 762 00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:10,756 I know you're probably still mad and everything, 763 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,758 but I think I've got some news for you that will turn 764 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,552 that frown upside down. 765 00:34:14,593 --> 00:34:18,347 All right guys, helmets off, go down on her. 766 00:34:19,598 --> 00:34:21,892 I found a position in the field we talked about. 767 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:24,270 You're gonna be so fucking proud. 768 00:34:24,311 --> 00:34:27,231 All right, enough. 769 00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:30,234 Enough, get out of there. 770 00:34:30,776 --> 00:34:31,444 Come on. 771 00:34:31,485 --> 00:34:32,445 Back up. 772 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,408 Let me show you how to eat pussy. 773 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:39,076 I'm learning all about this wonderful business 774 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:40,619 from the ground up. 775 00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:43,414 I'm developing skills that will help me in all areas of life. 776 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:46,751 It's entry level, but there's tremendous room for growth. 777 00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:48,919 It's artistic, creative, yeah, 778 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:51,589 but there's a lot of technical detailed work. 779 00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:53,090 Like your job at NASA. 780 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:55,926 I'm shooting four, five days a week, 781 00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:57,428 just like a full-time job. 782 00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,765 We do things no other men in this business will do, 783 00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:01,974 uh, hard shit. 784 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:05,436 Tom, you are gonna be a legend. 785 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:08,272 Action. 786 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,107 Uh, uh - -. 787 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,442 A Chinese superman. 788 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:14,487 Uh, ah, it's burning my eyes. 789 00:35:14,528 --> 00:35:16,113 Other guys think it's beneath them. 790 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,449 But in reality, no one else is strong enough to handle it. 791 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:21,786 Me and Tom are the last of straight porn stars. 792 00:35:21,827 --> 00:35:25,164 We're so alike it, it frightens me deep inside. 793 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,625 Our interests and passions are identical, 794 00:35:27,666 --> 00:35:30,002 only his are shrouded in the mysteries of the Orient. 795 00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:32,463 He's all the good parts of me. 796 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,174 You're gonna love him. 797 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,467 And me and him, we're real people, interacting. 798 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,511 We're already innovating. 799 00:35:38,552 --> 00:35:41,639 Together, we're responsible for a whole new wave of 800 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,641 sexual energy in women down here. 801 00:35:43,682 --> 00:35:44,975 You can see it on their faces. 802 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,811 Girls are recognizing us in public, 803 00:35:46,852 --> 00:35:48,813 they tell us they jack off to our scenes. 804 00:35:48,854 --> 00:35:50,815 It's only a matter of time until they want to 805 00:35:50,856 --> 00:35:51,690 be our girlfriends. 806 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:52,358 And who knows. 807 00:35:52,399 --> 00:35:54,819 Maybe one of these lucky ladies could be carrying 808 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:55,820 your grandson. 809 00:35:55,861 --> 00:35:56,445 We're part of something here. 810 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,532 You can be yourselves, your, your true persona. 811 00:35:59,573 --> 00:36:02,201 Everything is allowed. 812 00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:05,496 And, and me and Tom, we're the keystone. 813 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:08,207 I wish you could see me. 814 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,668 Your little boy is really making something of himself. 815 00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:13,212 Bye, Dad. 816 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,171 Hey. 817 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:14,630 Hey. 818 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,549 You cut the shit, all right. 819 00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:18,175 Don't you got chores to do, bro? 820 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:18,592 No. 821 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:19,218 Give me this fucking sword. 822 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,345 What the f - -. You're out here playing games. 823 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:22,221 Tom, you know better. 824 00:36:23,889 --> 00:36:25,391 Grow up. 825 00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:35,526 Where the hell are they? 826 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,360 I don't know. 827 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:37,403 I don't know. 828 00:36:37,444 --> 00:36:40,197 Hey, hey. 829 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:40,781 Yeah. 830 00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:43,200 Where do you put the DVDs for Ultima Video? 831 00:36:43,242 --> 00:36:44,243 The what? 832 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,536 Ultima Video, come on, dude. 833 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,038 There's like 5,000 porno companies, dude. 834 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:48,622 What kind of videos? 835 00:36:48,622 --> 00:36:51,250 You know, ball-busting, face-sitting, 836 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,418 armpit sniffing. 837 00:36:52,459 --> 00:36:54,545 We don't carry any of that perv shit. 838 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,922 Never have, never will. 839 00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:01,886 How are we gonna become stars if no one's even 840 00:37:01,927 --> 00:37:03,387 seeing our shit? 841 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:07,600 Come on. 842 00:37:17,776 --> 00:37:20,362 Fucking Poo-casso. 843 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:23,449 Holy shit. 844 00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,743 Nah, they keep sending me these invites to AVN 845 00:37:25,784 --> 00:37:27,286 Award Parties. 846 00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:29,246 No, fuck them. 847 00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:30,915 I'm not gonna go. 848 00:37:30,956 --> 00:37:33,250 They don't recognize ball-busting as a legitimate 849 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,793 erotic art form. 850 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:37,463 Now with the butt plug, keep it in for a few more days. 851 00:37:37,504 --> 00:37:39,465 No, I don't care if you have jury duty, 852 00:37:39,506 --> 00:37:40,966 you need to loosen up. 853 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:45,930 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, 854 00:37:45,971 --> 00:37:48,098 fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, 855 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:50,434 fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, 856 00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:52,436 fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, 857 00:37:52,478 --> 00:38:00,653 fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 858 00:38:15,834 --> 00:38:17,503 Holy shit, I knew I recognized him. 859 00:38:17,544 --> 00:38:20,130 That's Rocket Carboni, huge porn director, 860 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:20,756 that's a fucking auteur. 861 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:25,469 2002, 2005 and 2009 AVN Director of The Year. 862 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:28,639 Oh no, no, no, don't, don't, don't do that. 863 00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:30,975 Let's, let's play cool. 864 00:38:31,016 --> 00:38:31,976 Not too desperate. 865 00:38:32,017 --> 00:38:34,687 The biz just isn't the same. 866 00:38:34,728 --> 00:38:36,981 I mean girls just used to love to fuck. 867 00:38:37,022 --> 00:38:39,316 Hey, hey, hey. 868 00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:41,151 Hey, hey, don't, don't listen to anything this 869 00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:42,861 slack jaw purse got to say, yeah. 870 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:43,988 Yeah, they talk about fucking. 871 00:38:44,029 --> 00:38:45,823 They say they're reliable woodsmen. 872 00:38:45,864 --> 00:38:46,532 But and how do you really know? 873 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,993 Oh yeah, playboy, what do you know about fucking? 874 00:38:49,034 --> 00:38:50,661 I wrote the book on fucking. 875 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,663 [LAUGHTER] You wrote the book. 876 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:53,998 Is that the book? 877 00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:56,542 Oh, it's just, it's, this is my work, see. 878 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:57,501 Look. 879 00:38:57,543 --> 00:38:58,502 Oh. 880 00:38:58,544 --> 00:38:59,837 You like anal, huh? 881 00:38:59,878 --> 00:39:01,171 Oh, well, anal's my favorite thing in the world. 882 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:02,840 With, with women, that is. 883 00:39:02,881 --> 00:39:04,008 Well that's a great, great quality. 884 00:39:04,049 --> 00:39:06,176 Who have you shot with? 885 00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:07,177 Uh, Ultima DVD. 886 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:08,345 We're in-house talent. 887 00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:10,014 Ultima? 888 00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:11,557 You mean ball -kick studios? 889 00:39:11,598 --> 00:39:13,225 You work with Eric Long? 890 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:17,021 He's like the king of the mopes [LAUGHTER]. 891 00:39:17,062 --> 00:39:19,356 You guys like do the dirty, pervy shit. 892 00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:22,192 Tell me something, how do you like getting kicked in 893 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,485 the taint? 894 00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:25,362 [LAUGHTER] Well I, I'm a professional, 895 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:25,904 so, uh. 896 00:39:25,904 --> 00:39:27,531 Yeah [LAUGHTER], professional mope. 897 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,575 Career mope, by the look of it. 898 00:39:29,616 --> 00:39:33,370 Ultima's like six seconds away from going under. 899 00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:34,872 Read the trades, all right. 900 00:39:34,913 --> 00:39:37,875 Uh, act - - actually we've got a decent web presence now. 901 00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:40,711 And, uh, you know, online profits for Ultima are, 902 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,254 are going up, so. 903 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:44,757 Look at this nerd, talking to me about accounting and shit. 904 00:39:44,798 --> 00:39:47,760 Look, dummy, I direct real movies. 905 00:39:47,801 --> 00:39:49,219 I know, look, please, please. 906 00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:50,596 You, you got to book us, I promise you, 907 00:39:50,637 --> 00:39:52,431 we, we won't disappoint. 908 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,224 Give me one reason why I should book you. 909 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,893 I'll give you a million different reasons. 910 00:39:55,934 --> 00:39:57,895 Do you like karate? 911 00:39:57,936 --> 00:39:59,438 Okay, get away from me, mope, 912 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,731 you're creeping me out. 913 00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:03,859 You like karate? 914 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:05,903 [LAUGHTER] Hold this. 915 00:40:08,113 --> 00:40:09,073 Hey. 916 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,576 Oh hey. 917 00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:13,410 Hey, Rocket. 918 00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:14,578 Whoa, turn, turn, turn. 919 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,412 Steve, what the fuck? 920 00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:16,246 Get the bottles. 921 00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:16,622 What? 922 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:16,997 Just get the bottles. 923 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,582 Get the, get the bottles. 924 00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:21,043 Stroke. 925 00:40:35,974 --> 00:40:38,268 Oh shit [LAUGHTER]. 926 00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:42,439 Sh - - look at this [LAUGHTER] shit. 927 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,983 And again, come on. 928 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,321 Woo. 929 00:40:53,992 --> 00:40:55,994 Woo. 930 00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,747 Driven, driven. 931 00:40:59,998 --> 00:41:00,791 Yeah, that's cool. 932 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:01,500 That's cool. 933 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:02,459 Yeah? 934 00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:05,587 Cocksucker's got some skills. 935 00:41:10,008 --> 00:41:13,137 [CHEERING] 936 00:41:13,178 --> 00:41:14,346 I'm surprised you haven't heard of us. 937 00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:16,140 We're, we're huge, they, they call us the, 938 00:41:16,181 --> 00:41:18,517 the Chris Tucker and, and Jackie Chan of porn. 939 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:19,476 [LAUGHTER] Yeah? 940 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:20,644 Do you do like tricks and shit? 941 00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,479 Uh, sort of. 942 00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:23,480 Pretty much. 943 00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:24,815 Well, wait, he does his c - - stuff, 944 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:25,315 you should switch it up. 945 00:41:25,315 --> 00:41:27,192 It should be like Blackie Chan. 946 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:29,528 [LAUGHTER] Or like Chris Punker, 947 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:32,197 Christ Tucker [LAUGHTER]. 948 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,032 You know, we're, we're, we're actually thinking 949 00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:35,325 about, you know, doing bigger stuff, 950 00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:36,827 you know, me, me and my brother, you know. 951 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,996 Thinking about it, for the right director. 952 00:41:39,037 --> 00:41:39,997 Yeah. 953 00:41:40,038 --> 00:41:40,873 You guys are brothers. 954 00:41:40,914 --> 00:41:42,374 Shoot, it's incredible. 955 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:46,712 Well, this is confidential of course but I'm directing 956 00:41:46,753 --> 00:41:51,341 this, uh, adult film, action comedy in Hollywood. 957 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,886 We got a 30,000-dollar fucking budget. 958 00:41:53,927 --> 00:41:56,555 Not like Ultima, where they shoot their shit for peanuts. 959 00:41:56,597 --> 00:42:00,017 I might be able to find something for you guys in that. 960 00:42:00,058 --> 00:42:03,395 But you got to be honest. 961 00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:07,524 Can you give it to a girl hard for 30 fucking minutes? 962 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:09,902 I'm hard right now. 963 00:42:09,943 --> 00:42:12,905 [LAUGHTER] You better be. 964 00:42:12,946 --> 00:42:16,074 Yeah, I'm hard too. 965 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:19,411 This is some of my work. 966 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,538 A little bit, I got, got a lot more, 967 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:25,250 here I am, she did ATM, actually. 968 00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:29,880 All right, come on, boys, time to giddy-up. 969 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:32,382 Yee-haw [LAUGHTER]. 970 00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:32,925 You ready? 971 00:42:32,966 --> 00:42:33,634 Yeah. 972 00:42:33,675 --> 00:42:37,554 All right, so in this scene, you're a famous rapper. 973 00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:40,390 And you found this Japanese tourist. 974 00:42:40,432 --> 00:42:42,768 You're bringing him home to your wife, Angela. 975 00:42:42,809 --> 00:42:43,435 Show her a good time. 976 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:44,269 Got it? 977 00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:45,437 All right. 978 00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:48,065 Let's do this. 979 00:42:48,106 --> 00:42:50,275 You're [WHISTLES] over there. 980 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,199 Okay. And action. 981 00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,077 So, uh, how you want to do this, baby? 982 00:43:00,118 --> 00:43:01,245 Tokyo style? 983 00:43:01,286 --> 00:43:02,246 What, woo, cut, cut. 984 00:43:02,287 --> 00:43:04,081 You read the script, right? 985 00:43:04,122 --> 00:43:04,957 Yeah. 986 00:43:04,998 --> 00:43:06,124 Yeah. 987 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,919 You're a Japanese tourist from Japan. 988 00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:10,587 Yeah, well, you know, just I thought he didn't really 989 00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:12,422 need it, like an accent. Like an ac - -. 990 00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,632 Well, he does. He needs. 991 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,926 This is a comedy, all right, so chink it up. 992 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:16,468 Man. 993 00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:17,928 All right, okay pull the pants up. 994 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:18,762 Tuck them in. 995 00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:19,763 Do you get it? 996 00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:20,806 Hey, hey, eh. 997 00:43:20,847 --> 00:43:22,641 Eh, just take it easy man, come on. 998 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,101 Listen, you're even worse. 999 00:43:24,142 --> 00:43:27,104 You - - I need you to be blacker and you to be 1000 00:43:27,145 --> 00:43:29,606 Chinese-ier, or Japanese. 1001 00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,775 Oh, come on, guys, this is a comedy. 1002 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:32,442 Stereotypes are funny. 1003 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,779 Do you understand a word that's coming out of my 1004 00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:37,322 mouth, Chris Tucker, huh? 1005 00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:38,115 Stereotype. 1006 00:43:38,156 --> 00:43:39,116 Oh. 1007 00:43:39,157 --> 00:43:42,786 Make it gangster, all right? 1008 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,623 And action. 1009 00:43:50,335 --> 00:43:52,337 So, how you want to do this baby? 1010 00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:53,964 Tokyo style? 1011 00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:55,632 Rocket. 1012 00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:58,176 You're not getting any Academy Awards either. 1013 00:43:58,218 --> 00:43:59,970 So, try it one more time. 1014 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,638 Just how you want to do this, baby? 1015 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,682 Tokyo style? 1016 00:44:04,182 --> 00:44:06,435 And action. 1017 00:44:10,355 --> 00:44:11,648 So, how you want to do this, baby? 1018 00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:14,192 Tokyo style? 1019 00:44:14,526 --> 00:44:16,862 What the fuck? 1020 00:44:17,362 --> 00:44:22,117 Uh. Oh yeah. 1021 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:27,998 Damn, girl, damn, girl. Yeah, girl. 1022 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,166 Oh yeah, take it girl. 1023 00:44:29,207 --> 00:44:30,375 You like that? 1024 00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:31,835 Oh, yeah. 1025 00:44:31,877 --> 00:44:34,838 Fuck, yeah, girl. 1026 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,049 Damn, girl, oh. 1027 00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:38,216 Cut. 1028 00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:38,842 Huh? 1029 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:40,510 Cut, cut, cut. 1030 00:44:40,927 --> 00:44:41,845 This isn't working. 1031 00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:44,056 Dirk, Dirk, do something. 1032 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:49,394 What are you doing? 1033 00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:49,895 What? 1034 00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:50,479 Why are you talking so white? 1035 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:53,523 What, w - - well, what the fuck do you want? 1036 00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,359 I need more than just some black nerd. 1037 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,028 I - - channel your inner Mandingo. 1038 00:44:58,070 --> 00:44:58,612 All right. 1039 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:01,031 I need this to be an outrageous moment. 1040 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:03,867 I need them to be shocked, all right. 1041 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,536 Your ancestors were enslaved, 1042 00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:07,537 doesn't that make you mad? 1043 00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:08,163 Yeah. 1044 00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:11,041 Let's see that domination, that oppression. 1045 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:11,583 I - -. Do you get it? 1046 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,753 Uh, y - - yeah. You fucking guys. 1047 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,214 Look at Dirk. 1048 00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:21,051 Look, his bulging muscles, his fly ass pants. 1049 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,719 He's got swagger. 1050 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,054 What have you got? 1051 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:24,513 You know. 1052 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:26,223 Hey - -. What have you got? 1053 00:45:26,264 --> 00:45:27,724 Well, I got, I got, I got something for you. 1054 00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:28,266 You. Okay. 1055 00:45:28,266 --> 00:45:28,725 You're gonna be grateful that you, 1056 00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:30,894 I'm showing you first. Got it. 1057 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:31,353 You keep rolling. I got it, I got it. 1058 00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:32,896 Don't talk to the camera crew. 1059 00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:33,188 Shit. 1060 00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:34,398 You got this. 1061 00:45:34,439 --> 00:45:35,899 Sorry, fucking amateur. 1062 00:45:35,941 --> 00:45:36,942 Oh. 1063 00:45:36,983 --> 00:45:39,111 Why'd you kick over my chair? 1064 00:45:39,152 --> 00:45:41,238 Sorry, boss. 1065 00:45:41,279 --> 00:45:42,906 Come on, bro. 1066 00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:43,782 Fuck. 1067 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:46,910 Okay, you're a lucky man. 1068 00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:48,745 You're gonna love this. 1069 00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,956 Ready. Oh, 1070 00:45:50,997 --> 00:45:56,086 [GROANING]. 1071 00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:06,763 Monster hands, owoo, owoo. 1072 00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:07,764 Fuck yeah. 1073 00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:08,932 What the fuck is this? Yeah. 1074 00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:11,268 Huh? What the fuck are you doing? 1075 00:46:11,309 --> 00:46:14,438 I, uh - - it, it's monster hands. 1076 00:46:14,479 --> 00:46:17,983 Okay, well that samurai shit was cool, 1077 00:46:18,024 --> 00:46:20,485 but what the fuck are these hands? 1078 00:46:20,527 --> 00:46:21,945 It's fucking monster hands, man. 1079 00:46:21,987 --> 00:46:23,447 Oh. 1080 00:46:23,488 --> 00:46:24,114 But why? 1081 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:24,448 W - -. 1082 00:46:24,489 --> 00:46:27,284 Well, well why not? 1083 00:46:27,325 --> 00:46:28,618 It makes me stand out. 1084 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:30,495 You're fucking with me, right? 1085 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:32,622 [LAUGHTER] Are you serious? 1086 00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:34,958 You guys said you were the Jackie Chan and Chris 1087 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:35,459 Tucker of porn. 1088 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,962 You are the most unprofessional, 1089 00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:42,632 ugly, stupid mopes I have ever fucking worked with. 1090 00:46:42,674 --> 00:46:43,675 No, you need to show some respect. 1091 00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:44,801 Look, we're stars. 1092 00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:46,303 You're a fucking bukkake boy. 1093 00:46:46,344 --> 00:46:47,679 Do you get that? 1094 00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:49,306 Stars? 1095 00:46:49,347 --> 00:46:51,975 You're fucking losers. 1096 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:55,520 Did you guys think this was your big fucking break? 1097 00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:59,858 [LAUGHTER] Do you know how I know you're a mope? 1098 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:03,862 Because you don't know you're a fucking mope. 1099 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:05,655 Jesus. 1100 00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:07,032 Take off the fucking gloves. 1101 00:47:07,073 --> 00:47:08,700 I can't really - -. 1102 00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:09,826 Come on, take off the. 1103 00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,161 Fuck off, man. Did you just touch me? 1104 00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:12,829 Huh? 1105 00:47:12,871 --> 00:47:15,165 [SCREAMS] What? 1106 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,167 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1107 00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:18,502 Fucking pussy mope. 1108 00:47:18,543 --> 00:47:20,670 What are you? 1109 00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:22,839 Are you white, are you black, 1110 00:47:22,881 --> 00:47:24,674 are you straight, are you gay? 1111 00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:26,009 Never call me that. 1112 00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:26,468 Oh. 1113 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,178 Never fucking call me a queer. 1114 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:28,845 Really? Yeah. 1115 00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:29,513 You sure? Yeah. 1116 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:30,013 You sure you're not a fag? Yeah, I'm not a fag. 1117 00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,057 I think you're a cock-sucking mope. 1118 00:47:32,098 --> 00:47:33,350 You hear me? 1119 00:47:33,391 --> 00:47:35,352 I think you like sucking dick. 1120 00:47:35,393 --> 00:47:37,521 'Cause you talk like a fag. 1121 00:47:37,562 --> 00:47:40,190 And you act like a fag. 1122 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,025 And you fuck like a fag. 1123 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:43,527 Fuck you. 1124 00:47:43,568 --> 00:47:44,528 Ah. I'm not scared of you. 1125 00:47:44,569 --> 00:47:45,195 Are you a fag? 1126 00:47:45,237 --> 00:47:46,363 Don't call me a fag. 1127 00:47:46,404 --> 00:47:49,199 I fuck hot chicks every fucking day. 1128 00:47:49,783 --> 00:47:50,367 Oh, Jesus. 1129 00:47:50,408 --> 00:47:51,076 Get off me. 1130 00:47:51,117 --> 00:47:52,035 I'm not paying you. 1131 00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:54,204 Damn gay, fucking - -. 1132 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:55,372 You're blacklisted. 1133 00:47:55,413 --> 00:47:57,165 You fucking mopes. 1134 00:48:07,759 --> 00:48:10,720 I don't get it. 1135 00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:12,264 That was supposed to be it. 1136 00:48:12,305 --> 00:48:15,559 Well, is there a phase three? 1137 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,103 It's a two-phase plan. 1138 00:48:22,107 --> 00:48:23,733 Maybe Rocket's right about us. 1139 00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:25,902 No. 1140 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:29,239 No, we're on the come-up, dude. 1141 00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:33,243 Girls across the world jack off to our scenes. 1142 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,786 Huh? 1143 00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:36,454 We're adult actors. 1144 00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:37,581 That's huge. 1145 00:48:37,622 --> 00:48:40,458 When chicks hear what we do, they, 1146 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,127 they'll know. We screw for money. 1147 00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:48,091 Tom, we're never, ever gonna be as horny as we are right 1148 00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:51,386 here, right now. 1149 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:53,513 I'm Steve Driver. 1150 00:48:53,513 --> 00:48:56,600 The following video contains footage of me and my boy, 1151 00:48:56,641 --> 00:49:00,937 Tom Dong, the greatest Asian stunt cock ever having hot 1152 00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:03,940 sex with beautiful women who love taking loads all over 1153 00:49:03,982 --> 00:49:05,775 their faces, tits, ass cheeks. 1154 00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:09,446 And even inside their butt holes [LAUGHTER]. 1155 00:49:09,487 --> 00:49:11,406 Check it out. 1156 00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:27,464 It's actually not bad. 1157 00:49:28,506 --> 00:49:29,174 No, I could definitely give you some pointers, 1158 00:49:29,215 --> 00:49:32,844 but you have an eye for composition and a good sense 1159 00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:34,137 of mise-en-scene. 1160 00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:34,804 Yeah, I do. 1161 00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:36,306 And so do you. 1162 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,016 'Cause we know this stuff. 1163 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:39,517 We, we know it better than anyone. 1164 00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:43,355 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 1165 00:49:43,396 --> 00:49:46,942 I think we could do this on our own. 1166 00:49:51,237 --> 00:49:52,822 W - - what are you saying? 1167 00:49:52,864 --> 00:49:55,659 I'm saying we should start our own company, 1168 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,994 Driver Dong films. 1169 00:49:58,036 --> 00:49:59,496 Now think about it, we, we shoot some scenes, 1170 00:49:59,537 --> 00:50:00,705 we've got the intro. 1171 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,499 We create a package to attract investors. 1172 00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:05,377 We've already got the tools for the job we need right here. 1173 00:50:05,418 --> 00:50:07,504 And what about the plans to become stars? 1174 00:50:07,545 --> 00:50:09,005 Now you want to be producers? 1175 00:50:09,047 --> 00:50:10,840 This is how we become stars. 1176 00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:13,009 This is phase three. 1177 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,011 I thought there was no phase three. 1178 00:50:16,221 --> 00:50:18,056 There is now. 1179 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:33,863 Shit. 1180 00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:39,411 [GROANING] 1181 00:50:39,452 --> 00:50:40,537 Oh. Oh god. 1182 00:50:40,578 --> 00:50:42,038 Oh, god. 1183 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,374 [GRUNTING] You're really boring me, 1184 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:46,710 let's just chill out. 1185 00:50:46,751 --> 00:50:47,127 Oh god. 1186 00:50:47,168 --> 00:50:50,547 Are you done yet already? 1187 00:50:50,588 --> 00:50:52,090 Oh that's all in it. 1188 00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:55,719 Um, it'll be porn from the chick perspective. 1189 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,595 What else you got? 1190 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,556 Fast-forward it. 1191 00:50:59,597 --> 00:51:01,182 Oh god. 1192 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:28,418 Ah. What the fuck? 1193 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:29,627 What? 1194 00:51:30,628 --> 00:51:31,755 I mean w - - what do you think? 1195 00:51:31,796 --> 00:51:32,756 What do I think? 1196 00:51:32,797 --> 00:51:33,757 I think this is shit. 1197 00:51:33,798 --> 00:51:35,258 I mean this isn't even sexy. 1198 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,760 It's, in fact, it's downright fucking 1199 00:51:36,801 --> 00:51:37,427 disgusting. 1200 00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:38,928 Okay, okay. 1201 00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:40,096 Well, maybe we didn't get the execution we wanted this 1202 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,639 time around, but, but the ideas, 1203 00:51:41,681 --> 00:51:43,266 the id - - the ideas are there, right? 1204 00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:45,769 And, you know, with your investment we'd have more 1205 00:51:45,810 --> 00:51:47,103 incentive to offer the girls. 1206 00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:49,147 Your ideas are shit. 1207 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,315 Pure shit. 1208 00:51:50,356 --> 00:51:51,649 No, I'm not interested. 1209 00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:54,110 Take the garbage, get the fuck out of my office. 1210 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:55,278 Both of you guys. 1211 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,112 Out. 1212 00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:56,821 We're done. 1213 00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,449 Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. 1214 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:01,326 Oh hey, Dong, one last thing, 1215 00:52:01,367 --> 00:52:04,496 don't ever put a three-inch dick in a eight-inch hot dog bun. 1216 00:52:04,537 --> 00:52:06,331 Come on, what the fuck? 1217 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,634 I will not tolerate this shit. 1218 00:52:17,675 --> 00:52:21,179 You, you told me you were getting rid of the disc. 1219 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:24,474 Well, I, I mean what if we need it for later? 1220 00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:25,183 I hid it. 1221 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,518 In the camera? 1222 00:52:26,559 --> 00:52:27,644 Yeah, and now the camera's not working again. 1223 00:52:27,685 --> 00:52:28,645 No, no, no, I fixed it. It's fine. 1224 00:52:28,686 --> 00:52:29,312 Well, what if you hadn't? 1225 00:52:29,354 --> 00:52:33,024 I mean what the hell is going on with you guys? 1226 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:35,193 It - - you're both acting like rebellious teenagers 1227 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,654 and now you're making me act like an angry father. 1228 00:52:37,695 --> 00:52:38,655 I hate that shit. 1229 00:52:38,696 --> 00:52:41,825 I expect this from you, Steve. 1230 00:52:41,866 --> 00:52:45,829 But Tom, uh - - I'm disappointed. 1231 00:52:45,870 --> 00:52:48,832 You know, I, I thought you were better than this. 1232 00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:53,670 Now, don't think I haven't heard about Chris's plans. 1233 00:52:53,711 --> 00:52:55,380 I hear the whispers. 1234 00:52:55,421 --> 00:52:58,383 And, and when that happens, I'm gonna need a new partner. 1235 00:52:58,424 --> 00:53:03,179 And Tom, you've, uh, turned my finances around. 1236 00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:05,682 You've lowered my overhead. 1237 00:53:05,723 --> 00:53:08,351 Hell, you're making me money [LAUGHTER]. 1238 00:53:08,393 --> 00:53:11,396 So, I want that partner to be you. 1239 00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:17,861 But this kind of shit. 1240 00:53:17,902 --> 00:53:21,364 Stealing my equipment, going around behind my back. 1241 00:53:21,406 --> 00:53:22,907 I will not tolerate that. 1242 00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:25,243 I don't want to be harsh. 1243 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:29,873 But, from now on you guys are suspended indefinitely. 1244 00:53:29,914 --> 00:53:30,415 What? What? Suspended? 1245 00:53:30,456 --> 00:53:32,041 There has to be consequences, guys. 1246 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,543 I'm sorry. 1247 00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:35,378 This is how society is run and this is how I run my family. 1248 00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,046 Eric, Eric, you have to let me shoot. 1249 00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:38,882 If, if I don't fuck, I go crazy. 1250 00:53:38,923 --> 00:53:40,383 You have to let me shoot, I need to. 1251 00:53:40,425 --> 00:53:42,051 You know what, I don't got to do shit. 1252 00:53:42,093 --> 00:53:43,052 Okay. 1253 00:53:43,094 --> 00:53:46,764 I took a chance on you idiots. 1254 00:53:47,265 --> 00:53:52,061 I mean seriously, an eight-inch hot dog bun? 1255 00:54:36,147 --> 00:54:37,106 Yeah. 1256 00:54:37,148 --> 00:54:38,942 Want some Driver juice? 1257 00:54:38,983 --> 00:54:39,943 Like that. 1258 00:54:39,984 --> 00:54:41,277 Like that. 1259 00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:44,614 Well, man, you take that many you're gonna 1260 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:45,490 become immune. 1261 00:54:45,531 --> 00:54:46,282 Uh-uh. 1262 00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:47,784 My multivitamins. 1263 00:54:47,825 --> 00:54:49,619 Steve, you're on deck. 1264 00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,788 Look, um, I've been thinking. 1265 00:54:51,829 --> 00:54:54,332 No one's gonna invest in our company. 1266 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:55,291 No. 1267 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:56,626 No, my dad will. 1268 00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:58,503 He knows a smart investment when he sees one. 1269 00:54:58,544 --> 00:54:59,629 He, he won't let me down. 1270 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:01,005 Then why isn't he calling you back? 1271 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:02,465 Uh, he's a busy guy. 1272 00:55:02,507 --> 00:55:03,967 Maybe he doesn't want to invest in a porn company? 1273 00:55:04,008 --> 00:55:05,468 Everyone wants to invest in porn. 1274 00:55:05,510 --> 00:55:08,638 We have to assume there's no money. 1275 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:14,644 If we just maintain things here and bank up enough 1276 00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:16,646 cash, we'll be able to start Driver Dong films in 1277 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:17,814 a few years. 1278 00:55:17,855 --> 00:55:19,482 That's, that's a good goal, right? 1279 00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:21,317 Dude, we make 40 bucks a scene. 1280 00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:22,819 Okay, so it might take more than a few years. 1281 00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:23,528 Fuck that. 1282 00:55:23,569 --> 00:55:25,321 I'm not a mope. 1283 00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:27,198 I'm tired of pretending this is all I am. 1284 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:28,825 We weren't trying hard enough before, 1285 00:55:28,866 --> 00:55:30,159 we didn't want it bad enough. 1286 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:31,369 But that's all changing right here, 1287 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:32,996 right now. 1288 00:55:33,037 --> 00:55:34,497 I'm gonna show them who the real Steve Driver is and he 1289 00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:35,665 ain't no pussy. 1290 00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,333 This is phase four, Tom. 1291 00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:38,501 Stop making up new phases. 1292 00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:40,044 Whatever the fuck it takes. 1293 00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:48,052 We need to just do our jobs and be professionals until, 1294 00:55:48,094 --> 00:55:51,556 until your dad comes through with the money. 1295 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,728 Can you do that? 1296 00:56:00,773 --> 00:56:02,400 Can you do that? 1297 00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:06,070 Yes, I can. 1298 00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:08,906 Yes, I can. 1299 00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:11,576 Thank you. 1300 00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,382 Dad, very important question. 1301 00:56:26,424 --> 00:56:28,926 Are you into anal? 1302 00:56:28,968 --> 00:56:30,219 'Cause I'm really fucking good at it. 1303 00:56:30,261 --> 00:56:31,763 Watch my scenes for proof. 1304 00:56:31,804 --> 00:56:33,765 There's an intensity in my work that you won't find in 1305 00:56:33,806 --> 00:56:34,891 the pretenders. 1306 00:56:34,932 --> 00:56:39,937 [GROANING] [GROANING] 1307 00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:48,571 Driven!. Ooh! 1308 00:56:48,613 --> 00:56:50,782 [GROANING] Steve, if I can hear you over the girl, 1309 00:56:50,823 --> 00:56:51,949 you're doing it wrong. 1310 00:56:51,991 --> 00:56:53,117 Oh. 1311 00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:57,080 Just fuck the girl, Steve. 1312 00:56:57,121 --> 00:56:59,916 Anyway, I, I just wanted to give you an idea of what 1313 00:56:59,957 --> 00:57:01,250 your return on investment could be. 1314 00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:01,959 There's a lot of moving parts, 1315 00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:05,296 but with my skill and, and the talent I have lined up 1316 00:57:05,338 --> 00:57:07,799 to work with, I'd say you'd be looking at six figures 1317 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,966 a year, conservatively. 1318 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:10,259 Probably seven. 1319 00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:11,594 I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. 1320 00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:13,137 Let me fuck you in the ass, come on. 1321 00:57:13,179 --> 00:57:14,931 You want to get some Del Taco? 1322 00:57:14,972 --> 00:57:16,432 You ever been driven? 1323 00:57:16,474 --> 00:57:18,267 Driven. Driven. 1324 00:57:18,309 --> 00:57:20,144 That's what I yell when I fuck people. 1325 00:57:20,186 --> 00:57:22,939 Tom and I are hot names on the lips of the tastemakers 1326 00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:25,274 and everyone knows that Eric can't lose us. 1327 00:57:25,316 --> 00:57:27,110 Just give me one good frame. 1328 00:57:27,151 --> 00:57:28,945 Steve, that's all we need. 1329 00:57:28,986 --> 00:57:30,446 Just s - - stand. 1330 00:57:30,488 --> 00:57:31,447 All right. 1331 00:57:31,489 --> 00:57:32,949 Oh my god. 1332 00:57:32,990 --> 00:57:34,784 You fucking nutted me? No. 1333 00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:36,285 I'm not even on fucking curtain call, you dick. 1334 00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:38,162 I didn't do it. I didn't do it. 1335 00:57:38,204 --> 00:57:38,788 I - - what? 1336 00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:40,164 Eric, he fucking popped in me during stills, 1337 00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,791 you ass wipe. 1338 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,626 That's, I can't, you better pay my fucking kill fee, Eric. 1339 00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:45,128 Baby, I'm so s - - I'm so sorry. 1340 00:57:45,169 --> 00:57:47,296 What the fuck, man? 1341 00:57:47,338 --> 00:57:49,465 You couldn't hope to find two cocksmen like us again 1342 00:57:49,507 --> 00:57:50,133 in a million years. 1343 00:57:50,174 --> 00:57:52,635 Not who will do the things we do for this craft. 1344 00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:55,304 So, they're gonna bite on your dicks and I want you to 1345 00:57:55,346 --> 00:57:56,973 bite really hard. 1346 00:57:57,014 --> 00:57:59,016 You're gonna enjoy this more than getting kicked in the 1347 00:57:59,058 --> 00:57:59,642 balls, boys. 1348 00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:01,144 Get in there. 1349 00:58:01,185 --> 00:58:03,521 They broke the mold with us, and it scares the money 1350 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:04,480 around here. 1351 00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:06,149 It scares them half to death. 1352 00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:08,025 But with your backing, we'll scare them all the way to death. 1353 00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:10,987 That scene we shot the other day is unusable, 1354 00:58:11,028 --> 00:58:13,156 all right, so stop winking at the girls. 1355 00:58:13,197 --> 00:58:16,993 You are not flirting, you are already fucking them. 1356 00:58:17,034 --> 00:58:17,827 Okay, got it. 1357 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:22,874 [GROANING] 1358 00:58:28,212 --> 00:58:29,881 Yeah, chicken hands. 1359 00:58:29,922 --> 00:58:32,383 Fuck [CHICKEN NOISES]. 1360 00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,843 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck are you doing? 1361 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:36,721 What, you - - they're chicken hands. 1362 00:58:36,762 --> 00:58:38,514 Just fuck the chicks, all right. 1363 00:58:38,556 --> 00:58:40,725 I don't need your creative input. 1364 00:58:40,766 --> 00:58:42,018 I'm the auteur here. 1365 00:58:42,059 --> 00:58:43,019 It's chicken hands. 1366 00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:44,687 What the fuck are chicken hands? 1367 00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:46,189 It's a theme, Eric. 1368 00:58:46,230 --> 00:58:47,231 What is the theme? 1369 00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:48,858 What is the theme? 1370 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,860 You're in a locker room with chicken hands. 1371 00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:52,904 I don't understand what the fuck I'm watching. 1372 00:58:52,945 --> 00:58:53,863 It's hot. 1373 00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:54,864 They're not hot. 1374 00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:56,532 They're dishwashing gloves. 1375 00:58:56,574 --> 00:58:57,867 Those are for dishes with. 1376 00:58:57,909 --> 00:59:01,579 Take those fucking dishwashing gloves off right now. 1377 00:59:01,621 --> 00:59:03,164 You are fucking me up. 1378 00:59:10,254 --> 00:59:11,214 Let's go again. 1379 00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:14,717 You need to take a fucking shower, Driver. 1380 00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:15,301 Oh, fuck you. Hey, hey. 1381 00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:17,220 It's not me. Don't talk to her that way. 1382 00:59:17,261 --> 00:59:18,888 What? You need to take a shower. 1383 00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:19,514 No. Everyone - -. 1384 00:59:19,514 --> 00:59:21,057 Her pussy fucking stinks, fucking shower. 1385 00:59:21,098 --> 00:59:22,391 Shut the fuck up. 1386 00:59:22,433 --> 00:59:23,726 If you don't get the hygiene thing under control, 1387 00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:24,894 I'm not gonna shoot you. Oh, fuck you, Eric. 1388 00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:26,395 Fuck me? It's my scene, man. 1389 00:59:26,437 --> 00:59:28,231 Get the fuck off my set. Get the fuck off my set. 1390 00:59:28,272 --> 00:59:30,775 Where's Treetop? What, Treetop? 1391 00:59:30,816 --> 00:59:32,235 You're gonna have him - -. Get the fuck off my set. 1392 00:59:32,276 --> 00:59:35,238 Fuck you both. Go take a fucking shower. 1393 00:59:35,279 --> 00:59:37,740 Christ. I'm it. 1394 00:59:37,782 --> 00:59:39,617 And when we go public, who the fuck knows, 1395 00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:41,953 maybe Fortune 500 numbers. 1396 00:59:41,994 --> 00:59:44,413 Eight figure fucking IPO. 1397 00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:45,915 Tom is running numbers, he's, 1398 00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:47,416 he's the math guy. 1399 00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:49,252 But this is buy a basketball team money we're talking. 1400 00:59:49,293 --> 00:59:50,586 Slavery money. 1401 00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:51,587 And it's due. 1402 00:59:51,629 --> 00:59:53,089 I'm due. 1403 00:59:53,130 --> 00:59:55,591 I've done more for this industry than any man before me. 1404 00:59:55,633 --> 00:59:57,802 It's all happening, Dad. 1405 00:59:57,843 --> 00:59:59,595 Just like in my dreams. 1406 00:59:59,637 --> 01:00:03,474 You're gonna be so proud of your fucking son. 1407 01:00:18,197 --> 01:00:20,449 Dad, please call back. Please. 1408 01:00:20,491 --> 01:00:22,618 This is, this is a smart investment, 1409 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:24,120 it's, it's the best one. 1410 01:00:24,161 --> 01:00:27,623 I just need you to call me back and we can talk about it. 1411 01:00:27,665 --> 01:00:28,291 You'll love it. 1412 01:00:28,332 --> 01:00:30,001 It's, it's so good. 1413 01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:34,589 Dad, please. 1414 01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:06,829 Oh, mother - -. What the fuck? 1415 01:01:06,871 --> 01:01:08,164 Motherfucker. What the fuck? 1416 01:01:08,205 --> 01:01:09,332 What's going on? You motherfucker. 1417 01:01:09,373 --> 01:01:10,666 What's going on? You're a motherfucker. 1418 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:11,667 Get away from me. Get the fuck away from me. 1419 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:12,877 What the fuck are you doing? Stop. 1420 01:01:12,918 --> 01:01:13,419 That was - -. Fuck you, man. 1421 01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:15,338 All right, what, what, what. Fuck you. 1422 01:01:15,379 --> 01:01:16,505 What is it now? I mean - -. 1423 01:01:16,547 --> 01:01:17,840 Wiz is hogging all the girls' attention. 1424 01:01:17,882 --> 01:01:19,008 They're here for all of us, not just for him. 1425 01:01:19,050 --> 01:01:20,718 Hey, man, you're not even in the scene. 1426 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,260 I was just - -. Fucking loser. 1427 01:01:21,302 --> 01:01:23,012 I was just - - fuck you, man. Stop. 1428 01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:23,638 Loser. 1429 01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:24,138 Fucking hands, you fucking son of a bitch.. 1430 01:01:24,138 --> 01:01:26,349 Man, just relax. Steve, come on. 1431 01:01:26,390 --> 01:01:28,225 Fuck off, what, stay out of this. 1432 01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:30,019 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Relax. 1433 01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:30,770 I need you to calm down. 1434 01:01:30,811 --> 01:01:32,355 No, I would be relaxed if it wasn't for the fucking - -. 1435 01:01:32,396 --> 01:01:33,856 Stop. Stop. 1436 01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:34,857 Put up your hand you small dick having motherfucker. 1437 01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:35,358 Stop. Come on, back. 1438 01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:37,360 What, what, what, what. Dude. 1439 01:01:37,401 --> 01:01:38,861 And all of a sudden you're backing Eric up now, huh? 1440 01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:40,029 Spending all your time with him, 1441 01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:40,613 being his fucking lap dog? 1442 01:01:40,655 --> 01:01:42,531 Fucking secretary is what you fucking are. 1443 01:01:42,573 --> 01:01:43,199 It's about all of us. 1444 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:43,866 No. 1445 01:01:43,908 --> 01:01:44,700 The family. 1446 01:01:44,742 --> 01:01:45,534 That doesn't work for me. 1447 01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:46,077 Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1448 01:01:46,077 --> 01:01:49,080 I am sick of you being on my dime. 1449 01:01:49,121 --> 01:01:49,622 Out. 1450 01:01:49,664 --> 01:01:51,874 What the fuck do you know about porn, 1451 01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:52,708 huh, Eric? 1452 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:53,876 I am porn. 1453 01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:56,712 Armpit sniffer 16, that's me. 1454 01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:58,547 Cheerlead - - Ball Busting Cheerleaders Seven, 1455 01:01:58,589 --> 01:01:59,382 that's on me. 1456 01:01:59,423 --> 01:02:01,050 Me, me, fucking me. 1457 01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:02,551 Jesus Christ [LAUGHTER]. 1458 01:02:02,593 --> 01:02:03,719 Fuck you all, man, fuck you all. 1459 01:02:03,761 --> 01:02:04,929 Don't fucking laugh at me. 1460 01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:06,263 I demand respect. 1461 01:02:06,305 --> 01:02:07,390 Fuck you. 1462 01:02:07,431 --> 01:02:09,058 You got to earn our respect, bro. 1463 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:09,892 Fuck off. 1464 01:02:09,934 --> 01:02:12,728 Fuck the - - fuck off. 1465 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:15,231 I'm fucking Steve Driver, you don't fucking, 1466 01:02:15,272 --> 01:02:16,691 fucking know. 1467 01:02:20,152 --> 01:02:21,737 God. Pack up his shit, Chris. 1468 01:02:21,779 --> 01:02:23,114 Oh Eric, he didn't mean what he said. 1469 01:02:23,155 --> 01:02:23,948 Yes, he did. 1470 01:02:23,989 --> 01:02:24,907 I'll talk to him. 1471 01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,242 I'll make sure he's cool. 1472 01:02:26,283 --> 01:02:28,077 Uh, if the girls don't want to shoot with him, 1473 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:29,286 I can't shoot him. 1474 01:02:29,328 --> 01:02:31,080 All right, don't talk to me, talk to them. 1475 01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:35,084 Seriously, how do you offend a gang bang queen? 1476 01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:36,419 No offense, sweetheart. 1477 01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:38,421 One more chance, that's all I'm asking for. 1478 01:02:38,462 --> 01:02:38,796 No. 1479 01:02:38,796 --> 01:02:41,132 If he leaves, I leave. 1480 01:02:41,173 --> 01:02:43,092 Bye, see you in hell. 1481 01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:47,096 Eric, look we have that, uh, interracial cuckold site 1482 01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:48,097 launching next week. 1483 01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:49,640 Yeah? 1484 01:02:49,682 --> 01:02:54,478 Well, man, look, the design's only half finished, all right. 1485 01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,314 We'll just hire somebody else. 1486 01:02:57,356 --> 01:03:00,276 No, no, that cost like 5,000 dollars. 1487 01:03:00,317 --> 01:03:03,612 All right, Tom is here, Tom is good. 1488 01:03:03,654 --> 01:03:07,450 Ah, fuck. Fuck. 1489 01:03:07,491 --> 01:03:10,494 Fuck, fu - - okay. 1490 01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:13,789 Oh. 1491 01:03:13,831 --> 01:03:16,167 Steve can stay but he only does chores. 1492 01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:18,794 I will not shoot him. 1493 01:03:18,836 --> 01:03:19,795 Okay? 1494 01:03:19,837 --> 01:03:21,130 Okay. 1495 01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:21,964 Thank you. 1496 01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:23,299 Thank you. 1497 01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:26,677 You won't regret this. 1498 01:03:28,345 --> 01:03:31,515 [LAUGHTER] Oh, fuck me. 1499 01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:43,944 What's up, Tom? 1500 01:04:18,562 --> 01:04:19,230 You know, he can't do this. 1501 01:04:19,271 --> 01:04:22,191 Guys like me, guys who, guys who can pop on command, 1502 01:04:22,233 --> 01:04:24,860 we're like fucking diamonds in a sea of ordinary men. 1503 01:04:24,902 --> 01:04:26,529 You know, I'm gonna go straight to the union. 1504 01:04:26,570 --> 01:04:27,863 I stuck my neck out for you, man. 1505 01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:31,575 Now I find out you're a psycho criminal. 1506 01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:34,578 Huh. 1507 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:36,080 What? 1508 01:04:36,121 --> 01:04:37,414 Why didn't you tell me you got kicked out of college? 1509 01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:42,211 It's, it's not what you think. 1510 01:04:42,253 --> 01:04:43,587 All that stuff about being a jet pilot, 1511 01:04:43,629 --> 01:04:44,713 you made that up? 1512 01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:45,923 No, it's mostly true. 1513 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:47,883 I'm supposed to be your best friend. 1514 01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:59,061 In school, a TA, he - - he said I had to suck his dick 1515 01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:00,396 for a passing grade. 1516 01:05:00,437 --> 01:05:01,438 I, I was defending myself. No. 1517 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,065 I looked it up, man. 1518 01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:06,402 It says you put an unloaded gun to his balls 1519 01:05:06,443 --> 01:05:08,529 and pulled the trigger. 1520 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:13,367 That's - -. That's fucked up. 1521 01:05:13,617 --> 01:05:15,452 It wasn't like that. You got time for it. 1522 01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:19,582 House arrest. Tom. 1523 01:05:19,623 --> 01:05:22,751 Please, please don't. 1524 01:05:22,793 --> 01:05:26,130 Please don't tell anyone about this. 1525 01:05:31,510 --> 01:05:33,470 Steve. 1526 01:05:35,472 --> 01:05:38,267 Maybe Eric's right about some of this stuff. 1527 01:05:40,477 --> 01:05:42,438 We should sit back and survey the 1528 01:05:42,479 --> 01:05:44,148 landscape a little. 1529 01:05:47,359 --> 01:05:48,944 What are you saying? 1530 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,946 What. 1531 01:05:50,988 --> 01:05:51,989 Quit the plan? 1532 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,116 What about phase five? 1533 01:05:54,158 --> 01:05:56,952 It's not in the cards for us to be the guys on video 1534 01:05:56,994 --> 01:05:59,288 covers, girls hanging on us. 1535 01:06:01,832 --> 01:06:05,753 I mean look, we're in porn, right? 1536 01:06:06,503 --> 01:06:09,965 We're just not the guys, you know. 1537 01:06:12,176 --> 01:06:13,844 Isn't that okay? 1538 01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:16,305 We still get to fuck girls, uh, 1539 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:18,349 this, this is an okay life, right? 1540 01:06:18,390 --> 01:06:19,308 No. 1541 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,310 No, that's defeatist. 1542 01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:23,979 All it takes to succeed at anything is perseverance. 1543 01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:26,148 What, what you don't love what you do? 1544 01:06:26,190 --> 01:06:27,483 You don't, you don't want to fucking share 1545 01:06:27,524 --> 01:06:27,983 that with the world? 1546 01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:30,861 I suck at the thing I love to do. 1547 01:06:32,529 --> 01:06:35,032 But Eric, he lets me do it. 1548 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,368 And he might be the only one who will. 1549 01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:42,498 I have nowhere else to go, Steve. 1550 01:06:50,547 --> 01:06:54,802 Look, uh, the guys cleaned up one of the rooms for me. 1551 01:06:58,055 --> 01:07:00,182 We got a lot of stuff in ours, and - -. 1552 01:07:03,394 --> 01:07:05,813 I need a little space right now. 1553 01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:17,885 You got any uppers? 1554 01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:19,595 Uh, no. 1555 01:08:19,636 --> 01:08:22,097 That's cool. 1556 01:08:22,139 --> 01:08:24,475 I got a lot. 1557 01:08:25,976 --> 01:08:27,436 I just don't like to use my own, 1558 01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:30,564 unless somebody else has some. 1559 01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:32,608 You know. 1560 01:08:32,649 --> 01:08:36,445 Nobody ever got rich spending their own money. 1561 01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:38,447 That's what I heard. 1562 01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:42,618 And it's the frugal people that have all the money. 1563 01:08:42,659 --> 01:08:46,789 And like that's the paradox of it all. 1564 01:08:46,830 --> 01:08:53,128 Like Scrooge McDuck, never spent any money. 1565 01:08:53,170 --> 01:08:57,800 Look, I - -. 1566 01:08:57,841 --> 01:09:00,803 You know, I, I don't, I know we don't know each other 1567 01:09:00,844 --> 01:09:05,140 well but would it be cool if I took a picture of you 1568 01:09:05,182 --> 01:09:07,976 where it looked like you were sucking me off? 1569 01:09:08,018 --> 01:09:10,687 Yeah, that's cool. 1570 01:09:57,234 --> 01:09:59,236 [phone ringing] 1571 01:10:21,091 --> 01:10:24,887 Dad? 1572 01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,222 Did he actually say anything about investing? 1573 01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:28,724 He'll invest. 1574 01:10:28,765 --> 01:10:30,726 You know, he's obviously had a change of heart since we 1575 01:10:30,767 --> 01:10:32,227 acquired a marquee talent. 1576 01:10:32,269 --> 01:10:34,229 She's gonna be Driver Dong's first contract girl. 1577 01:10:34,271 --> 01:10:36,732 Okay, fine, fine. 1578 01:10:36,773 --> 01:10:40,027 Dong Driver's first contract girl. 1579 01:10:40,944 --> 01:10:42,404 You good? 1580 01:10:42,446 --> 01:10:45,199 All right. 1581 01:10:58,962 --> 01:11:00,088 Dad. 1582 01:11:01,798 --> 01:11:03,217 Oh, here they are. 1583 01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:06,428 Dad. 1584 01:11:06,470 --> 01:11:07,763 Son. 1585 01:11:07,804 --> 01:11:11,934 Um, guys, this is, this is my dad. 1586 01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:12,851 Oh, okay. 1587 01:11:14,686 --> 01:11:16,772 And that's, uh, that's my stepmom, Melissa. 1588 01:11:16,813 --> 01:11:17,272 Hi. 1589 01:11:17,314 --> 01:11:19,441 My real mom is black, I'm adopted. 1590 01:11:19,483 --> 01:11:21,944 Well, uh, I think we're - -. 1591 01:11:21,985 --> 01:11:22,653 Oh, oh. 1592 01:11:22,694 --> 01:11:23,779 Short a chair here. 1593 01:11:23,820 --> 01:11:25,656 Here we go. 1594 01:11:51,348 --> 01:11:52,349 Well. 1595 01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:57,145 This place is, uh, unique. 1596 01:11:57,187 --> 01:11:57,688 Yeah. 1597 01:11:57,688 --> 01:12:02,150 Incredible, right? Tampa chose it. 1598 01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:13,996 Tom, can I just say Dave and I are so happy that Stephen 1599 01:12:14,037 --> 01:12:17,165 has someone he calls his best friend [LAUGHTER]. 1600 01:12:17,207 --> 01:12:19,209 Oh, and much, much more than that. 1601 01:12:19,251 --> 01:12:20,669 More than a best friend. 1602 01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:22,879 My life partner. 1603 01:12:29,886 --> 01:12:33,181 Um, Tampa, you're Stephen's girlfriend? 1604 01:12:33,223 --> 01:12:36,727 Well, the only relationship I count is I'm a mother. 1605 01:12:36,768 --> 01:12:39,354 I have two little boys. 1606 01:12:39,396 --> 01:12:42,316 Really? Mm. 1607 01:12:45,902 --> 01:12:47,154 Where are your kids? 1608 01:12:51,241 --> 01:12:53,577 Currently, I don't know. 1609 01:12:55,454 --> 01:13:00,876 Uh, well, Stephen tells us you're an actress. 1610 01:13:00,917 --> 01:13:03,712 She's gonna be a legend. 1611 01:13:03,754 --> 01:13:04,921 Actually, I got, I brought some, 1612 01:13:04,963 --> 01:13:09,885 um, some DVDs, guys, I want you to see. 1613 01:13:09,926 --> 01:13:12,054 You're gonna love this, um, that one - -. 1614 01:13:12,095 --> 01:13:14,431 Um, I'm - -. I got that one. 1615 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:19,603 No, no, no, n - - no. Just stop. 1616 01:13:20,937 --> 01:13:22,105 Well. No. 1617 01:13:22,147 --> 01:13:23,106 Dad, Dad, it's part of my presentation. 1618 01:13:23,148 --> 01:13:24,232 You're gonna want to hear this. 1619 01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:25,567 It's great. 1620 01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:27,235 I, I, I'm not listening to any presentation. 1621 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:33,367 Why not? I - -. 1622 01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:37,579 You got my, my e-mails, did, did you watch my pitch video? 1623 01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:38,747 [LAUGHTER] Yeah. 1624 01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:40,749 I read your e-mails, I watched your video. 1625 01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,084 I heard your messages. 1626 01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:46,922 But I'm trying not to hear what you're saying. 1627 01:13:46,963 --> 01:13:49,549 Mm, you understand, Stephen? 1628 01:13:51,343 --> 01:13:54,096 We did not invite you here for a pitch. 1629 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,892 We want you to come home. 1630 01:14:00,977 --> 01:14:03,647 We want you home. Home. 1631 01:14:07,317 --> 01:14:13,156 But I have my own home. I have fans. 1632 01:14:14,991 --> 01:14:16,952 Are you trying to humiliate me? 1633 01:14:16,993 --> 01:14:18,120 Huh? 1634 01:14:18,161 --> 01:14:22,624 I, I have always supported you. 1635 01:14:22,666 --> 01:14:26,294 Even your goth phase, when you were obsessed 1636 01:14:26,336 --> 01:14:28,088 with Columbine. 1637 01:14:29,172 --> 01:14:30,966 It's my dream. 1638 01:14:31,007 --> 01:14:33,135 Well what about your other dreams? 1639 01:14:33,176 --> 01:14:34,469 What about college? 1640 01:14:34,511 --> 01:14:36,972 Being an astronaut, a rapper? 1641 01:14:37,013 --> 01:14:39,516 The jet pilot stunt man? 1642 01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:40,976 Porn is all those things combined. 1643 01:14:41,017 --> 01:14:44,813 And Dad, I, I'm a high-risk professional athlete. 1644 01:14:44,855 --> 01:14:46,690 What I do requires stamina, endurance. 1645 01:14:46,731 --> 01:14:47,482 No. Determination. 1646 01:14:47,524 --> 01:14:48,483 No, no. Stop. 1647 01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:52,028 What you do requires a pulse. 1648 01:14:52,070 --> 01:14:55,824 And what are you doing with this girl? 1649 01:14:55,866 --> 01:14:59,494 Really, you bring a, a woman dressed like this to 1650 01:14:59,536 --> 01:15:01,621 a goddamn family dinner. 1651 01:15:02,873 --> 01:15:03,415 Dad, she loves me. 1652 01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:05,167 She, she's not your girlfriend, Stephen. 1653 01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,376 She doesn't love you. What you - -. 1654 01:15:06,418 --> 01:15:07,502 She doesn't even want to be here. 1655 01:15:07,544 --> 01:15:12,507 What do you know about love? No. 1656 01:15:12,549 --> 01:15:14,342 You - -. 1657 01:15:14,384 --> 01:15:19,556 Dad. I just wanted to show you I, that I wasn't gay. 1658 01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:25,896 No one thought you were. You, you're sick. 1659 01:15:25,937 --> 01:15:27,022 No. 1660 01:15:27,063 --> 01:15:28,231 Stephen, no, he does, he has - -. 1661 01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:29,524 No, I'm not, I, I'm not sick. 1662 01:15:29,566 --> 01:15:30,150 A mental illness. I, I don't have anything. 1663 01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:31,860 He has, he does. Don't listen to him, Tom. 1664 01:15:31,902 --> 01:15:33,195 He has - -. I don't have anything. 1665 01:15:33,236 --> 01:15:34,696 He has a mental illness. I don't have anything. 1666 01:15:34,738 --> 01:15:37,032 Yes, you do. 1667 01:15:37,073 --> 01:15:38,366 You are coming with us. 1668 01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:40,702 This is going home, don't need it anymore. 1669 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,041 Fucking dinner. 1670 01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:50,754 Fine. 1671 01:15:51,922 --> 01:15:55,383 You're a big porn star now. 1672 01:15:55,425 --> 01:15:56,384 Big star. 1673 01:15:56,426 --> 01:15:57,886 Right? 1674 01:15:57,928 --> 01:15:59,888 Everybody wants to know you, everybody wants to be you. 1675 01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:02,724 I would think, Stephen, that a, 1676 01:16:02,766 --> 01:16:05,268 a porn star would have more pride in his appearance. 1677 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:09,231 You know, and in his hygiene and in the company that he keeps. 1678 01:16:09,272 --> 01:16:11,900 I watched your videos. 1679 01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:16,404 And from what I can tell you just get kicked in the balls. 1680 01:16:16,446 --> 01:16:21,910 You're a porn star who gets paid next to fucking nothing 1681 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,620 to not have sex. 1682 01:16:23,662 --> 01:16:24,412 I do have sex. 1683 01:16:24,454 --> 01:16:25,288 I do. 1684 01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:28,083 Stephen, why porn? 1685 01:16:28,124 --> 01:16:30,585 You're not, you're not [LAUGHTER] even 1686 01:16:30,627 --> 01:16:31,920 well-endowed. 1687 01:16:32,128 --> 01:16:33,421 David. 1688 01:16:33,463 --> 01:16:34,422 That's enough. 1689 01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:36,883 Enough. 1690 01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:41,972 Psh - -. 1691 01:16:46,643 --> 01:16:48,937 Normally I don't like to talk shop on the Sabbath. 1692 01:16:48,979 --> 01:16:52,607 But I am glad you told me about the meth whore. 1693 01:16:52,649 --> 01:16:55,777 Still, I'm gonna need both of you guys to leave. 1694 01:16:55,819 --> 01:16:58,613 I'm gonna miss your loads hitting those pretty faces, 1695 01:16:58,655 --> 01:17:00,657 though [LAUGHTER]. 1696 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:01,950 We don't have anywhere to go. 1697 01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:03,451 Yeah. 1698 01:17:03,493 --> 01:17:04,953 So? 1699 01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:07,080 Eric, please. 1700 01:17:12,836 --> 01:17:14,629 This is a volatile business. 1701 01:17:14,671 --> 01:17:16,798 Steve is a wild card, and I can't afford to have any 1702 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,133 wild cards. 1703 01:17:18,174 --> 01:17:20,302 So, as long as you're with Steve, 1704 01:17:20,343 --> 01:17:22,971 you're a wild card too. 1705 01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:39,946 Please, Eric. 1706 01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:44,326 Whatever I need to do to stay here. 1707 01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:48,663 To be a part of this company. 1708 01:17:49,205 --> 01:17:51,207 Permanently. 1709 01:17:54,044 --> 01:17:55,545 I'll do it. 1710 01:17:58,548 --> 01:18:00,300 With or without Steve. 1711 01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:17,233 You're part of this family now. 1712 01:18:17,442 --> 01:18:18,902 Okay? 1713 01:18:19,402 --> 01:18:21,821 And I'm gonna take care of you. 1714 01:18:22,238 --> 01:18:23,406 You beautiful boy. 1715 01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:31,539 And you and I, we're gonna fuck chicks, 1716 01:18:31,581 --> 01:18:34,209 together. 1717 01:18:35,418 --> 01:18:37,879 And our fucking hard cocks are gonna go inside them, 1718 01:18:37,921 --> 01:18:40,256 and they're gonna touch. 1719 01:18:40,298 --> 01:18:44,219 And then you are gonna know the true meaning of 1720 01:18:44,260 --> 01:18:45,679 brotherhood. 1721 01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:50,558 So, I can still perform? 1722 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:53,228 You can still perform. All right? 1723 01:18:56,314 --> 01:19:01,403 All right. Right. 1724 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:07,450 So, you people are good with this new little shit. 1725 01:19:11,955 --> 01:19:13,581 Have a seat, Steve. 1726 01:19:20,296 --> 01:19:24,259 So, uh, Tom tells me you have a girl staying here in 1727 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:25,301 the building. 1728 01:19:27,303 --> 01:19:28,763 No. 1729 01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:29,931 No, it's n - - it's not, it's not just a girl. 1730 01:19:29,973 --> 01:19:31,307 She's an amateur, she's gonna be - -. 1731 01:19:31,349 --> 01:19:32,642 Okay, no, she's a tweaker and I don't want that 1732 01:19:32,684 --> 01:19:33,601 in my building. 1733 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:34,310 No, she's clean. 1734 01:19:34,352 --> 01:19:35,437 She's not clean. 1735 01:19:35,478 --> 01:19:35,937 I saw her smoking shit yesterday. 1736 01:19:35,979 --> 01:19:36,521 Fuck you, man. Get him out of here. 1737 01:19:36,521 --> 01:19:39,149 Hey, eh, eh. Fuck you, get out of here. 1738 01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:40,608 Hey, hey. Follow the fucking rules. 1739 01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:41,943 Okay, look. 1740 01:19:41,985 --> 01:19:46,656 I think it's best that we just cut ties now. 1741 01:19:46,698 --> 01:19:51,661 You know, uh, uh, I, I would like you to go. 1742 01:19:51,703 --> 01:19:53,288 Thank you. 1743 01:19:54,038 --> 01:19:56,332 But - -. 1744 01:19:56,374 --> 01:19:58,418 But I, but I've been doing what you asked. 1745 01:19:58,835 --> 01:20:00,670 Uh, you, no, no, you haven't. 1746 01:20:00,712 --> 01:20:02,130 You can't clean for shit. 1747 01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:03,631 You don't know how to edit. 1748 01:20:03,673 --> 01:20:05,133 The only thing you use the computer for is to look up 1749 01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,468 porn all the time. 1750 01:20:06,509 --> 01:20:09,596 Uh, you, you're, you're no good to me. 1751 01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:12,807 We - - we've got nowhere else to go. 1752 01:20:12,849 --> 01:20:16,186 So. Right. 1753 01:20:16,227 --> 01:20:17,312 Um - -. 1754 01:20:18,354 --> 01:20:19,981 Tom is staying. 1755 01:20:24,068 --> 01:20:25,820 Find an old roommate, go back to your parents. 1756 01:20:25,862 --> 01:20:27,781 It's over. 1757 01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:28,740 You haven't figured this out. 1758 01:20:28,782 --> 01:20:32,827 And honestly, do you want to be 92 out of 100 on the call 1759 01:20:32,869 --> 01:20:35,163 sheet for a big fucking mope gang bang? 1760 01:20:35,205 --> 01:20:36,498 At best. 1761 01:20:36,539 --> 01:20:38,374 It's a tough business, man. 1762 01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:39,209 I'm sorry. 1763 01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:44,380 What about Tampa? 1764 01:20:44,422 --> 01:20:47,342 Yeah, Florida's got a great porn scene. 1765 01:20:47,383 --> 01:20:48,510 No. If you want to try and - -. 1766 01:20:48,551 --> 01:20:51,221 No, ta - -. She's called Tampa. 1767 01:20:51,262 --> 01:20:54,224 I don't know. What about her? 1768 01:20:54,265 --> 01:21:00,855 Well, well I, I was gonna save her for my own 1769 01:21:00,897 --> 01:21:03,358 production company, but I'll do you a favor. 1770 01:21:03,399 --> 01:21:05,360 You know, you're always saying you're looking for 1771 01:21:05,401 --> 01:21:06,027 new angles, right? 1772 01:21:06,069 --> 01:21:08,696 What, what about, what about the meth whore angle? 1773 01:21:08,738 --> 01:21:10,198 There's got to be a market for that. 1774 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:11,699 I get her, I get her to shoot cheap. 1775 01:21:11,741 --> 01:21:13,910 You let me stay? 1776 01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:17,831 Come on, come on, just right. 1777 01:21:18,414 --> 01:21:19,415 Right, right in here. 1778 01:21:24,754 --> 01:21:27,549 I, all right, just, just sit right there. 1779 01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:30,885 How you doing there, honey? 1780 01:21:30,927 --> 01:21:32,387 Fill this out for me, all right? 1781 01:21:32,428 --> 01:21:33,721 Just the top part there. 1782 01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:35,223 You look beautiful. 1783 01:21:35,265 --> 01:21:38,268 What's going on, what's, what's their premise? 1784 01:21:38,309 --> 01:21:40,061 Uh, it's a cuckold gang bang thing. 1785 01:21:40,103 --> 01:21:41,896 No, no, no, no, I, I, I thought it was 1786 01:21:41,938 --> 01:21:42,730 a boy girl scene. 1787 01:21:42,772 --> 01:21:43,898 Just, just me and her. 1788 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:45,233 Well, you thought wrong, it's a cuckold 1789 01:21:45,275 --> 01:21:46,067 gang bang thing. 1790 01:21:46,109 --> 01:21:47,569 Eric. 1791 01:21:47,610 --> 01:21:48,903 Eric, I don't, I don't want her banging those goons. 1792 01:21:48,945 --> 01:21:50,071 She only shoots with me. 1793 01:21:50,113 --> 01:21:51,573 No, she doesn't, you're the cuck. 1794 01:21:51,614 --> 01:21:53,074 But I haven't even banged her yet. 1795 01:21:53,116 --> 01:21:54,742 Well, it'll add some realism to your performance. 1796 01:21:54,784 --> 01:21:55,910 Okay? 1797 01:21:55,952 --> 01:21:56,578 But no, come on, man. 1798 01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:58,955 Hey, do you want to sleep in your car tonight? 1799 01:22:03,626 --> 01:22:06,462 Congratulations, Steve. You're now a pimp. 1800 01:22:12,802 --> 01:22:15,263 Take that cock. Oh. 1801 01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:19,434 Oh, yeah. Ooh. 1802 01:22:19,475 --> 01:22:20,768 Ar - - okay. 1803 01:22:20,810 --> 01:22:22,270 All right, uh, open up to camera. 1804 01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:26,649 Or move your eyes, or just act. 1805 01:22:26,691 --> 01:22:28,276 Can you act a little bit? 1806 01:22:28,318 --> 01:22:29,652 Ooh. Will you please act? 1807 01:22:29,694 --> 01:22:33,948 I need another beer. It's just, I'm sorry. 1808 01:22:33,990 --> 01:22:36,951 I know. I'm a lame person. 1809 01:22:36,993 --> 01:22:40,288 And sorry. I'm losing wood. 1810 01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:40,997 Okay. Let's go. 1811 01:22:40,997 --> 01:22:43,791 Okay, al - - all right. I'm fucking rolling here. 1812 01:22:43,833 --> 01:22:46,294 Um, hold her down. Yeah. 1813 01:22:46,336 --> 01:22:49,797 Yeah, hold her down. That, that's hot, yeah. 1814 01:22:49,839 --> 01:22:51,174 Huh. Ooh. 1815 01:22:51,215 --> 01:22:54,093 It hurts when you do it like that. 1816 01:22:56,888 --> 01:23:00,350 Anal is like a very emotional thing. 1817 01:23:00,391 --> 01:23:01,309 Stop. 1818 01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,810 Stop. 1819 01:23:02,852 --> 01:23:04,354 Stop. 1820 01:23:04,395 --> 01:23:06,147 Stop. 1821 01:23:06,189 --> 01:23:09,108 Stop. 1822 01:23:11,527 --> 01:23:12,987 Just, um, do regular first. 1823 01:23:13,029 --> 01:23:20,662 That will turn me on and then we can do like slow anal. 1824 01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,706 I'm sorry, guys. 1825 01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,210 Do you have some Xanax? 1826 01:23:27,251 --> 01:23:29,337 Or like s - - maybe some Soma? 1827 01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:32,048 Percs? 1828 01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:33,341 How about another beer, hon? 1829 01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:34,676 Will that do it for you? 1830 01:23:34,717 --> 01:23:37,011 Yeah, all right. 1831 01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:39,722 Picked a real winner here, Steve. 1832 01:23:42,892 --> 01:23:43,518 Ah, you reek. 1833 01:23:43,559 --> 01:23:45,853 I can smell your ass all the way from over here. 1834 01:23:45,895 --> 01:23:48,690 Your wife's got to like be in with guys who don't smell 1835 01:23:48,731 --> 01:23:51,234 like shit [LAUGHTER]. 1836 01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:52,694 And he looks like he's retarded too. 1837 01:23:52,735 --> 01:23:55,196 Why would she want to be with you, 1838 01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:55,905 Stinky Steve? 1839 01:23:55,905 --> 01:23:59,075 Why don't you go and crawl back into whatever deep, 1840 01:23:59,117 --> 01:24:00,910 dark hole you crawled out of? 1841 01:24:00,952 --> 01:24:03,746 [LAUGHTER] Ooh, oh, mm. 1842 01:24:04,247 --> 01:24:09,711 Ah, this is getting me hot. 1843 01:24:09,752 --> 01:24:12,422 Chris. Yeah. 1844 01:24:12,463 --> 01:24:13,548 Do me a favor. Yeah. 1845 01:24:13,589 --> 01:24:15,591 Take the camera. All right. 1846 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:21,681 I'm gonna get in there. Hell yeah, get on in there. 1847 01:24:21,931 --> 01:24:22,890 Oh, oh sh - -. 1848 01:24:22,932 --> 01:24:24,559 Tweak her nipples a little bit. 1849 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:27,770 Chris, man, you got to get in here. 1850 01:24:27,812 --> 01:24:29,439 Yeah? Yeah. 1851 01:24:30,106 --> 01:24:34,736 Who's gonna hold the camera? Yeah. 1852 01:24:34,777 --> 01:24:37,739 I bet you never suck your husband's 1853 01:24:37,780 --> 01:24:38,489 fucking cock like that. 1854 01:24:38,531 --> 01:24:42,243 Oh, I bet his little fucking inadequate dick never fills 1855 01:24:42,285 --> 01:24:44,287 your mouth like mine. Huh? 1856 01:24:44,328 --> 01:24:46,080 What do you think, Driver? 1857 01:24:46,122 --> 01:24:48,416 Look at us all fucking your girlfriend, huh? 1858 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:51,085 Everybody's fucking fingers in every fucking part of her 1859 01:24:51,127 --> 01:24:53,296 and you can't do shit [LAUGHTER]. 1860 01:24:54,172 --> 01:24:55,631 You can't do shit, man. 1861 01:24:55,673 --> 01:25:00,762 She said you don't have a cock that even touches 1862 01:25:00,803 --> 01:25:04,140 [LAUGHTER] her front teeth, man. 1863 01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:08,603 Shriveled up little pathetic fucking loser. 1864 01:25:08,644 --> 01:25:11,105 [GROANING] 1865 01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:13,608 All right, Tom, Tom. Tom. 1866 01:25:13,649 --> 01:25:15,818 Get in here, man. 1867 01:25:18,654 --> 01:25:20,281 Come on, man, it's a cuck scene. 1868 01:25:20,323 --> 01:25:21,616 It's what we do. 1869 01:25:21,657 --> 01:25:23,785 It's just pretend. 1870 01:25:23,826 --> 01:25:24,952 Come on, man. 1871 01:25:24,994 --> 01:25:26,829 I'm not gonna ask you again, do it. 1872 01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:32,919 Okay, hey, sweet - - stop. Fuck. 1873 01:25:37,006 --> 01:25:37,924 Tom. 1874 01:25:39,383 --> 01:25:40,468 Tom. 1875 01:25:41,677 --> 01:25:43,304 You can do this. 1876 01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:45,306 Okay. 1877 01:25:46,390 --> 01:25:47,934 I believe in you. 1878 01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:00,655 Sweetheart. 1879 01:26:00,696 --> 01:26:03,032 Get her in, get her in Tom, come on. 1880 01:26:19,924 --> 01:26:21,968 It feels good to be with her. 1881 01:26:22,593 --> 01:26:24,387 You. 1882 01:26:25,096 --> 01:26:26,889 Loser. 1883 01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:37,733 Why can't you do anything right? 1884 01:26:39,110 --> 01:26:40,820 Why can't you be better? 1885 01:26:42,905 --> 01:26:44,407 I believed you. 1886 01:26:52,248 --> 01:26:53,708 You do smell bad. 1887 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,585 Like shit. 1888 01:26:55,918 --> 01:26:57,378 You're all about being a porn star and you can't even 1889 01:26:57,420 --> 01:26:57,879 take a shower. 1890 01:26:57,920 --> 01:26:59,422 How fucking stupid are you, huh? 1891 01:26:59,463 --> 01:27:03,885 She doesn't want to be with you, 1892 01:27:03,926 --> 01:27:05,428 she's not your girlfriend. 1893 01:27:05,761 --> 01:27:06,345 You'll never have a girlfriend. 1894 01:27:06,345 --> 01:27:09,557 No girl will ever want you, ever love you. 1895 01:27:09,599 --> 01:27:12,393 You disgusting piece of shit. 1896 01:27:12,435 --> 01:27:15,062 No girl will ever love you. 1897 01:27:15,104 --> 01:27:19,775 My life will be so much easier without you. 1898 01:27:19,817 --> 01:27:22,445 I spend all my time telling you how to do things and you 1899 01:27:22,486 --> 01:27:24,071 just keep fucking up. 1900 01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:26,282 All you've done is hold me back. 1901 01:27:26,324 --> 01:27:28,409 You and your stupid, pathetic dreams. 1902 01:27:28,451 --> 01:27:30,244 I, I knew from the very beginning, 1903 01:27:30,286 --> 01:27:32,914 I knew we'd never be stars, but I used to hear about it 1904 01:27:32,955 --> 01:27:37,293 so much I got to thinking maybe we would. 1905 01:27:44,675 --> 01:27:45,927 Look at yourself. 1906 01:27:45,968 --> 01:27:46,636 You'll never be a porn star. 1907 01:27:46,677 --> 01:27:49,263 How did you ever think you could become a star, huh? 1908 01:27:49,305 --> 01:27:51,265 You're not even a mope. 1909 01:27:51,307 --> 01:27:59,607 There's no word for how low you are. 1910 01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:12,119 F - -. I fucking hate you. 1911 01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:23,506 [CRYING] 1912 01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:33,975 [CRYING] 1913 01:28:34,016 --> 01:28:35,476 Oh god. 1914 01:28:52,034 --> 01:28:57,873 Steve? Steve? 1915 01:29:07,049 --> 01:29:12,263 Steve, I'm - -. I'm sorry. 1916 01:29:16,726 --> 01:29:20,229 Look, you know what I said was for the scene, right? 1917 01:29:23,566 --> 01:29:25,359 Please forgive me. 1918 01:29:27,570 --> 01:29:29,363 And I want to help you. 1919 01:29:30,614 --> 01:29:32,241 Let me help you. 1920 01:29:58,434 --> 01:29:59,935 Ya. 1921 01:30:01,103 --> 01:30:02,730 He-ya. 1922 01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:05,441 Ya. 1923 01:30:07,651 --> 01:30:10,404 Ah. 1924 01:30:15,951 --> 01:30:17,078 Steve. 1925 01:30:19,955 --> 01:30:21,248 Steve. 1926 01:30:23,667 --> 01:30:25,544 Out. Tonight. 1927 01:30:26,295 --> 01:30:27,755 You hear me? 1928 01:30:27,797 --> 01:30:29,590 Steve. 1929 01:30:29,632 --> 01:30:31,592 Do you hear me? 1930 01:30:31,634 --> 01:30:32,760 It's time to go, dude. 1931 01:30:32,802 --> 01:30:34,303 Hey, shut the fuck up, man. 1932 01:30:34,345 --> 01:30:36,806 I am doing this. 1933 01:30:53,823 --> 01:30:55,157 Hey. 1934 01:31:02,706 --> 01:31:05,292 [SNAPPING] Hello. 1935 01:31:15,010 --> 01:31:18,013 Jesus fucking Christ. 1936 01:31:24,186 --> 01:31:25,438 Get him out of here, please? 1937 01:31:25,729 --> 01:31:27,523 Come on, man. 1938 01:31:28,190 --> 01:31:29,984 Look, I don't want to be an asshole, 1939 01:31:30,025 --> 01:31:31,986 okay, you've been good to me over the years, 1940 01:31:32,027 --> 01:31:33,320 all right. 1941 01:31:33,362 --> 01:31:34,321 But I'm not wrangling these guys anymore. 1942 01:31:34,363 --> 01:31:36,490 I'm not good at this, man. 1943 01:31:36,532 --> 01:31:37,491 And you are. 1944 01:31:37,533 --> 01:31:39,660 And you owe me. 1945 01:31:39,702 --> 01:31:42,997 Okay, you fucking, you owe me. 1946 01:31:43,038 --> 01:31:45,040 I mean you owe me. 1947 01:31:45,082 --> 01:31:46,333 Right? 1948 01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:47,334 Yeah. 1949 01:31:47,376 --> 01:31:48,836 Yeah. 1950 01:31:48,878 --> 01:31:51,172 All right. 1951 01:31:51,213 --> 01:31:52,715 Okay. 1952 01:31:53,549 --> 01:31:54,675 Thank you. 1953 01:31:54,717 --> 01:31:56,051 Mm-hmm. 1954 01:32:07,396 --> 01:32:09,815 Steve, get your shit and get out. 1955 01:32:11,233 --> 01:32:11,484 Steve. 1956 01:32:11,484 --> 01:32:12,693 Come here, man. 1957 01:32:12,735 --> 01:32:13,861 I'm not gonna come there, man, 1958 01:32:13,903 --> 01:32:15,362 I don't want to see any of your bullshit. 1959 01:32:15,404 --> 01:32:16,864 I want you out of the fucking building. 1960 01:32:16,906 --> 01:32:19,033 Steve. 1961 01:32:19,450 --> 01:32:20,701 Pack up your shit, I'm not fucking around. 1962 01:32:20,743 --> 01:32:23,037 Man, you should see this. 1963 01:32:23,078 --> 01:32:25,539 I've told you 15 fucking times, get out. 1964 01:32:25,581 --> 01:32:27,541 Dude, you need to see this. 1965 01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:28,709 Quit stalling, come on. 1966 01:32:28,751 --> 01:32:29,418 No, man. 1967 01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:32,755 Look you fucking mopes, I'm through with this shit. 1968 01:32:33,797 --> 01:32:36,425 Ah. Ah, ha-ho. 1969 01:32:37,092 --> 01:32:38,052 God. 1970 01:32:38,093 --> 01:32:39,053 Oh my god. 1971 01:32:39,094 --> 01:32:46,101 [SCREAMING] Oh God. Please. 1972 01:32:46,143 --> 01:32:48,229 Steve, no. Ow. 1973 01:32:48,270 --> 01:32:50,064 Oh. Oh my god. 1974 01:32:50,105 --> 01:32:51,232 God, ow. Get him, get him. 1975 01:32:51,273 --> 01:32:53,609 Jesus fucking Christ. Put it down. 1976 01:32:53,651 --> 01:32:54,902 Oh god. 1977 01:32:54,944 --> 01:32:58,572 Put it down, come on. Steve, please, please. 1978 01:32:58,614 --> 01:33:01,951 Please don't do this. Put it - - put it down. 1979 01:33:01,992 --> 01:33:05,955 I love you, brother. I love you. 1980 01:33:33,816 --> 01:33:34,233 Ah. Shit, shit. 1981 01:33:34,233 --> 01:33:34,608 Hey, hey. Just don't die. 1982 01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:34,984 Hey. Don't die, Chris. 1983 01:33:35,025 --> 01:33:37,820 Hey, call 9-1-1. Shit. 1984 01:33:37,861 --> 01:33:40,614 Oh. Oh g - -. 1985 01:34:27,870 --> 01:34:31,373 Eric. No, god, no. 1986 01:34:41,550 --> 01:34:42,801 Eric. 1987 01:34:48,891 --> 01:34:50,059 Eric. 1988 01:34:54,730 --> 01:34:56,982 Fuck, Eric. 1989 01:35:36,105 --> 01:35:41,902 T - - Tom [CRYING]. 1990 01:35:41,944 --> 01:35:43,779 Fuck. Fuck. 1991 01:35:43,821 --> 01:35:51,120 Fuck. Shit. 1992 01:36:21,525 --> 01:36:23,152 Yo, yo, you've reached Tom Dong, 1993 01:36:23,193 --> 01:36:25,946 porn star and CFO of Driver Dong Films [LAUGHTER]. 1994 01:36:25,988 --> 01:36:28,949 Uh, I'm probably balls deep right now so please leave 1995 01:36:28,991 --> 01:36:31,326 a message and I'll call back. 1996 01:36:32,494 --> 01:36:33,662 Tom. 1997 01:36:37,166 --> 01:36:38,917 Please. 1998 01:36:40,836 --> 01:36:43,839 Please, please call back. 1999 01:36:46,175 --> 01:36:48,302 I need to speak to you really bad. 2000 01:36:52,181 --> 01:36:53,849 I'm pissed, I know it. 2001 01:36:58,020 --> 01:36:59,688 Tom, I'm sorry. 2002 01:37:02,232 --> 01:37:04,651 I'm so sorry, I, I would never, 2003 01:37:04,693 --> 01:37:06,528 ever hurt you. 2004 01:37:11,742 --> 01:37:13,368 Help me, Tom. 2005 01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:21,460 I just can't see it. 2006 01:37:25,589 --> 01:37:28,008 I searched and I searched. 2007 01:37:29,551 --> 01:37:34,681 And I searched and just - - I can't understand it. 2008 01:37:42,064 --> 01:37:43,816 I tried, Tom. 2009 01:37:45,234 --> 01:37:46,985 I almost had it all. 2010 01:37:47,402 --> 01:37:49,363 We, we almost had it together, 2011 01:37:49,404 --> 01:37:52,199 but, but we could, we could get it back. 2012 01:37:52,241 --> 01:37:55,536 If Eric will forgive me, it - -. 2013 01:37:55,577 --> 01:37:58,205 Everything will be fine. 2014 01:38:00,290 --> 01:38:04,378 All we need to do is catch our big break. 2015 01:38:04,419 --> 01:38:08,924 Then we'll have trampolines, and motorcycles, 2016 01:38:08,966 --> 01:38:12,052 and waterslides and every videogame. 2017 01:38:15,597 --> 01:38:16,765 We, we'll have it all. 2018 01:38:19,101 --> 01:38:20,269 And we'll have girlfriends who spend the 2019 01:38:20,310 --> 01:38:22,271 night every night. 2020 01:38:25,774 --> 01:38:27,442 Everyone will love us. 2021 01:38:32,322 --> 01:38:34,074 Everyone will know our names. 2022 01:38:39,955 --> 01:38:41,748 We're gonna be stars, Tom. 2023 01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:46,962 We're gonna be stars. 2024 01:38:49,798 --> 01:38:51,717 We're gonna be stars. 2025 01:40:40,283 --> 01:40:41,576 We're gonna be stars, Tom. 2026 01:40:45,122 --> 01:40:47,165 We're gonna be stars. 2027 01:40:48,750 --> 01:40:50,252 Tragic end for a porn star wanted for killing 2028 01:40:50,293 --> 01:40:52,212 a colleague with a samurai sword. 2029 01:40:52,254 --> 01:40:55,549 He falls off a cliff to the ground and dies. 2030 01:40:55,590 --> 01:40:57,884 Police say the suspect went on a rampage Tuesday at 2031 01:40:57,926 --> 01:41:00,387 a Van Nuys porn studio and killed a coworker. 2032 01:41:00,429 --> 01:41:03,432 His name's Steve Driver in terms of porn circles, 2033 01:41:03,473 --> 01:41:05,058 and no, it wasn't a household name. 2034 01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:08,395 He's charged with killing fellow adult film actor Tom Dong. 2035 01:41:08,437 --> 01:41:11,398 The pair was described in one report as the Jackie Chan 2036 01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:15,068 and Chris Tucker of porn. 2037 01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:12,793 Fuck. 2038 01:42:12,834 --> 01:42:13,794 Fuck. 2039 01:42:13,835 --> 01:42:14,795 Fuck. 2040 01:42:14,836 --> 01:42:15,962 Fuck. 2041 01:42:16,004 --> 01:42:17,130 Fuck. 2042 01:42:17,172 --> 01:42:18,298 Fuck. 2043 01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:19,299 Fuck. 2044 01:42:19,341 --> 01:42:26,306 Fuck. 2045 01:42:26,348 --> 01:42:29,267 Woo. 2046 01:43:08,557 --> 01:43:09,349 Fuck. 2047 01:43:09,391 --> 01:43:10,350 Fuck. 2048 01:43:10,392 --> 01:43:11,393 Fuck. 2049 01:43:11,434 --> 01:43:12,561 Fuck. 2050 01:43:12,602 --> 01:43:13,687 Fuck. 2051 01:43:13,728 --> 01:43:14,729 Fuck. 2052 01:43:14,771 --> 01:43:16,064 Fuck. 2053 01:43:16,106 --> 01:43:16,690 Woo. 2054 01:43:16,731 --> 01:43:17,524 Fuck. 2055 01:43:17,566 --> 01:43:18,567 Fuck. 2056 01:43:18,608 --> 01:43:19,901 Fuck. 2057 01:43:19,943 --> 01:43:20,694 Fuck. 2058 01:43:20,735 --> 01:43:21,695 Fuck. 2059 01:43:21,736 --> 01:45:50,885 Woo. 131874

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