Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:51,819 --> 00:01:53,613
[BELL RINGS]
2
00:01:53,654 --> 00:01:56,115
Woo. Woo.
3
00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,992
Woo, woo.
4
00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,285
Yeah.
5
00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,120
Listen up,
are you ready?
6
00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,498
Yeah.
7
00:02:03,539 --> 00:02:07,126
Listen, this is bigger
than Monday night football,
8
00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,295
the Oscars,
the Superbowl.
9
00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:12,173
You are all about to be
Bukkake boys tonight.
10
00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,801
All right, so bring it
in and let me hear it,
11
00:02:14,842 --> 00:02:16,135
let me hear it loud.
12
00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:16,844
Ready?
13
00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:17,386
Bukkake.
14
00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:20,306
Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,
15
00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,975
Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,
16
00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:25,144
Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,
17
00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,021
Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,
18
00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,648
Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,
19
00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:30,316
Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,
20
00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,984
Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,
21
00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,653
Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,
22
00:02:33,694 --> 00:02:35,822
Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,
23
00:02:35,863 --> 00:02:40,868
Bukkake.
24
00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:50,878
Bukkake.
25
00:02:52,588 --> 00:02:54,841
Everybody, I want to
introduce you to Treasure.
26
00:02:54,882 --> 00:02:56,676
The world
famous Treasure.
27
00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:59,011
You will be cumming
on her face today.
28
00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:00,680
Treasure, meet
the Bukkake boys.
29
00:03:00,721 --> 00:03:06,018
[APPLAUSE] I want you to
cover Treasure's entire face
30
00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,520
with your jiz.
31
00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,688
I don't want to
see her eyes,
32
00:03:08,729 --> 00:03:09,313
I don't want to
see her nose,
33
00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:12,024
I don't want to see her
mouth by the time this
34
00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,359
thing's over.
35
00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,861
She's gonna be glistening
like a glazed donut.
36
00:03:14,902 --> 00:03:16,028
Are we clear on that?
37
00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:16,612
Yeah.
38
00:03:16,612 --> 00:03:21,534
[CLAPPING] We shoot
for the forehead.
39
00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:25,413
All right, let's get this thing
set up and let's go for it.
40
00:03:25,454 --> 00:03:30,543
[GROANING].
41
00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:45,516
[GROANING].
42
00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:05,536
[GROANING].
43
00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:29,268
[GROANING].
44
00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,603
Come on, Driver,
if you can't cum,
45
00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,271
go in the
corner and beat off.
46
00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:37,318
[GROANING].
47
00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,618
Forget about him.
48
00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,620
Relax, dude.
49
00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,622
Massage your
shaft at the base,
50
00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,290
then clear your mind.
51
00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:52,667
She loves it.
52
00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:54,794
She needs it.
53
00:04:54,835 --> 00:04:56,128
Explode on her.
54
00:04:56,170 --> 00:05:01,425
[GRUNTING] Driven.
55
00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:11,269
[CLAPPING] Yeah.
56
00:05:11,852 --> 00:05:15,648
Yeah.
57
00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:20,653
Good job.
58
00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,196
Good job.
59
00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:37,503
Now go to
the showers.
60
00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,339
Take them to
the shower, Eric.
61
00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,008
Eric, take
somebody to the showers.
62
00:05:42,049 --> 00:05:50,683
[UNINTELLIGIBLE
CHATTER]
63
00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:57,023
All right, tomorrow, so,
we're back in action.
64
00:05:57,064 --> 00:05:58,190
Back in action.
65
00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,358
About time.
66
00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:05,031
[UNINTELLIGIBLE
CHATTER]
67
00:06:05,072 --> 00:06:06,032
Nice work in
there, boys.
68
00:06:06,073 --> 00:06:08,034
Oh, thank you.
69
00:06:08,075 --> 00:06:09,201
Thanks.
70
00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:12,204
Eric Long, director,
owner of Ultima DVD.
71
00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,539
Yeah.
72
00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,916
Down here doing a
little chicken hawking,
73
00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,418
you know, checking
out the talent.
74
00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,254
Do I know you?
75
00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:21,714
Have we met?
76
00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:22,590
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
77
00:06:22,631 --> 00:06:24,050
I'm, um, I'm Tom.
78
00:06:24,091 --> 00:06:25,384
Tom Dong.
79
00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,553
It's - - I'm honored
you remembered.
80
00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,722
I, uh, I helped hook
up some of your
81
00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,057
computer stuff
last year.
82
00:06:31,098 --> 00:06:32,224
Right, yeah, Tom Dong.
83
00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,434
I, I'm Steve Driver.
84
00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,561
That's, that's
the name I use.
85
00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,396
Okay.
86
00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:38,731
Is that smell you?
87
00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:42,902
So, uh, Tom, we're
looking for a little help
88
00:06:42,943 --> 00:06:44,236
over at Ultima.
89
00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:46,572
Uh, no talent
stuff, but, um,
90
00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,908
web management,
some site building.
91
00:06:48,949 --> 00:06:50,910
So, uh, think about
it. Sure.
92
00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:51,911
Would you?
93
00:06:51,952 --> 00:06:52,912
You got another
one of those?
94
00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:53,746
Yeah, I think I do.
95
00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:57,083
There you go.
96
00:06:57,124 --> 00:06:58,584
Hey baby, do
you have a towel?
97
00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,252
Oh, you look perfect
just the way you are.
98
00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:03,589
We'll wipe you down,
talk a little business,
99
00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,257
how about it?
100
00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,265
So hey, uh,
thanks for, for your,
101
00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,100
you, you know.
102
00:07:14,141 --> 00:07:14,809
Oh no.
You know.
103
00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:20,272
We all need help relaxing
at a Bukkake sometimes.
104
00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:21,941
Uh, do you
need a ride?
105
00:07:21,982 --> 00:07:24,652
Um - -.
106
00:07:24,693 --> 00:07:28,280
Uh, that's, that's me,
that's me over there.
107
00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,285
Uh, you know what, I yelled
Driven 'cause of my name, right?
108
00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,496
Y - - yeah, I got it.
[JAPANESE] Huh?
109
00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:40,292
It's Japanese
for I love pussy.
110
00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:43,963
Uh, I'm Chinese.
111
00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:45,631
But I can't speak it.
112
00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,008
Ah, shit man.
113
00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,803
Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I sh - - fuck,
114
00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:51,846
I should have
known that, you know.
115
00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:52,555
I love Asians.
Asian culture.
116
00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:55,808
You know, I come from a long
line of warriors myself.
117
00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:08,195
Oh, let me just
get that for you.
118
00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:09,655
Oh, it's, it's good.
119
00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,489
Uh, I - -.
120
00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,158
Let me - - I just s - -.
121
00:08:12,199 --> 00:08:13,659
S - - you know, some
space for your leg.
122
00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:14,785
There.
123
00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:18,164
You in?
124
00:08:18,205 --> 00:08:19,123
Thank you.
125
00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:27,006
Ah shit, oh sorry.
126
00:08:27,047 --> 00:08:28,507
No, it's, it's all good.
127
00:08:36,056 --> 00:08:37,141
What is this?
128
00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:38,350
It's porno.
129
00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,352
Pornography.
130
00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,729
I, I, I know,
where did you get it?
131
00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:44,732
All right, I found it in
a bin at a convention.
132
00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:46,734
I, I got the first
six in here somewhere.
133
00:08:46,775 --> 00:08:48,694
The, the
director, Stony Deep,
134
00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,362
did a bunch of different
series of anal videos and he
135
00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:51,363
called them his - -.
136
00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,573
His butt cycle.
137
00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,034
[LAUGHTER] You
know the cycle?
138
00:08:55,075 --> 00:08:57,036
I love the cycle.
139
00:08:57,077 --> 00:08:59,580
You know, I've never met
anyone else who knew about it.
140
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,373
What else you got?
141
00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,082
Oh [LAUGHTER], man.
142
00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:06,212
Caught from Behind Three,
one of my favorites ever.
143
00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:06,754
Holy shit.
144
00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:09,715
Such an awesome video.
Three and four.
145
00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:10,382
[LAUGHTER] Yeah.
Such a good series.
146
00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,927
Especially for anal.
Especially for anal, right?
147
00:09:12,968 --> 00:09:17,056
It's like artful anal, but
like shot on VHS [LAUGHTER].
148
00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:19,391
Okay, okay.
149
00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:20,601
Moment of truth.
150
00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,561
Do you like
the Hedgehog?
151
00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:23,896
Ron Jeremy?
152
00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,732
Ah, actor, no.
153
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:30,236
Director, yes.
154
00:09:30,277 --> 00:09:31,779
Yes, yes,
[LAUGHTER] yes.
155
00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,239
Hell yes.
156
00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,868
Do you like
video games?
157
00:09:40,996 --> 00:09:42,081
I could tell
you some things,
158
00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:44,083
man, and I've
done my research.
159
00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:46,460
There aren't good roles
for Asian-American men.
160
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,921
Just stereotypes,
lazy shit.
161
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,756
I don't know,
maybe I was crazy,
162
00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,925
but I thought I got
to fix that.
163
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,635
You dipshits
been up all night?
164
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:58,472
This is my
roommate, Doug.
165
00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:01,267
If by roommate you mean I
let you rent my couch for
166
00:10:01,308 --> 00:10:03,811
275 a month, then
yeah, hey, roomie.
167
00:10:03,852 --> 00:10:07,106
Are you in the adult
film industry too, huh?
168
00:10:07,147 --> 00:10:07,856
Yeah.
Yeah?
169
00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:12,111
Little Tom here tell you he
quit his IT gig making 100
170
00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:14,280
grand a year to do porn?
171
00:10:14,321 --> 00:10:15,990
That's what you want
to call it, right?
172
00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:18,993
Getting paid 40
bucks to gang bang some
173
00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:20,119
Herpes-riddled slut.
174
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,453
I'm okay.
175
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,455
It's gonna pay off
when my big chance comes.
176
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:24,665
I just got to be patient.
177
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,792
[LAUGHTER] Okay.
178
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:31,964
All right, uh, what do
you call your stinky friend
179
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:32,631
here, huh?
180
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,132
Me?
181
00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:33,632
Yeah.
182
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,175
I can smell you
from here, man.
183
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:35,676
I'm Steve Driver.
184
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:39,513
Steve, all
right, uh, so listen,
185
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,515
smelly Steve, let me ask
you a question, huh?
186
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:45,144
How many scrawny,
small-dick-having Asian porn
187
00:10:45,185 --> 00:10:47,021
stars are there out
there? Huh?
188
00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:50,816
You know what, you know,
you hate on guys like me.
189
00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:52,151
Guys like Tom.
190
00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:53,986
Because we have
a fucking dream.
191
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,488
A big fucking wet dream.
192
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,157
You don't have shit.
193
00:10:58,198 --> 00:11:00,159
Oh come on, man.
194
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,328
[LAUGHTER]
Fucking come on.
195
00:11:02,369 --> 00:11:03,829
You're basically extras.
196
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:08,500
Right, you, you broom up
other people's jiz and they
197
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,670
let you squeeze off a load on
camera every once in a while?
198
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,547
That's not a fucking
life, that's not a dream.
199
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,341
What are you - - and
they call you guys what,
200
00:11:15,382 --> 00:11:16,675
what do they call you
guys? Mopes?
201
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:17,843
You're a bunch of
fucking Mopes [LAUGHTER].
202
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,011
What did you just call
me? A Mope.
203
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,179
You just called me a Mope?
204
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,180
[LAUGHTER] Yeah.
205
00:11:21,221 --> 00:11:21,889
Would you ever
call me a nigger?
206
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:22,890
He - - hey.
207
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:23,474
What you ever
call him a chink.
208
00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:25,851
Have you ever called
him a fucking chink?
209
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,562
Uh - -.
Fuck you, man.
210
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:29,730
Fuck you - -.
211
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,190
Hey, hey. Fucking call
me I'm a what?
212
00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:33,067
What the fuck, man, whoa.
That's my cock, man.
213
00:11:33,108 --> 00:11:34,360
Whoa.
214
00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:35,069
That's my dick, man,
where's yours, huh?
215
00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,195
I'm not - - my dick?
216
00:11:36,236 --> 00:11:36,654
I'm not, I'm not
taking out my.
217
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,905
Mine's out, man.
Dick, man.
218
00:11:37,946 --> 00:11:38,739
Here's mine, huh?
Okay.
219
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,366
Yeah.
220
00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:42,868
It's right here, it's the
difference between you and me.
221
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,036
You and us.
222
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,413
Fucking Mope.
223
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,556
So, I just, you know, I chilled
at my beach pad at
224
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,433
The Keys for a
while and just,
225
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,060
just kept a
little A in the pipe.
226
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:08,602
That's all true?
227
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,269
Yeah.
228
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,397
Girls kept telling me I did
it so good I should
229
00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:12,564
fuck for a living.
230
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,899
You know, I knew
it was my path.
231
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,109
I was born to be seen.
232
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,902
So, I came to Mecca.
233
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,404
And it begins.
234
00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:21,407
John Holmes of
African descent.
235
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,909
I'm gonna have a big
trailer and a vacation home,
236
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,411
a speed boat.
237
00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:27,454
My dick's gonna be on Good
Morning America and shit.
238
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,623
You know, everyone
will know my name.
239
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,083
Posters of me on
chick's walls.
240
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,960
Um, watching myself, jacking
off to my own fucking
241
00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:33,544
scenes, man.
242
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,421
Banging every girl
who crosses my path.
243
00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:37,923
All holes, both
holes, all three,
244
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:38,924
just plugging them
with my fuck stick.
245
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,426
Uh, that does - -.
246
00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:42,761
I'm gonna be on
every DVD cover.
247
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,596
But they don't put
guys on DVD covers.
248
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:45,597
Just girls.
249
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,640
Nah, they'll
put me on them.
250
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,933
Hell, hell, you
could be on them.
251
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,810
Nah. You know, why
not, why not?
252
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,271
You could be, you could be the
Chinese Bruce Lee of porn.
253
00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:54,148
Well you want to
be a star with me?
254
00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:56,275
S - - look at me, man.
255
00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:58,277
I can't be a star.
256
00:12:58,318 --> 00:12:59,778
Why not?
257
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,990
You know, you could just
visualize it and you can and
258
00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:04,992
will be a
motherfucking star.
259
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,494
Psh.
260
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,663
You know, I even got my mansion
picked out right there.
261
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:13,625
This whole valley is just a
giant butt hole
262
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,085
waiting to be fucked.
263
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:23,635
You know, you and me,
we were meant to meet.
264
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:27,806
Think what you and I could
do if we teamed up.
265
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,641
We could be on those
DVD covers together.
266
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,518
We could get motorcycles,
a trampoline,
267
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,811
and you know what
the best part is?
268
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,647
Being a star is a
great way to meet girls.
269
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,192
You know, they won't give
a mope the time of day but
270
00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:40,694
every woman wants what a
porn star can give them.
271
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:45,657
Stability, a good listener,
and the greatest lay on Earth.
272
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,408
They'll all want
relationships with us.
273
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:49,369
And when we find the one we
can be monogamous and only
274
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,662
shoot scenes with her.
275
00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:54,708
[LAUGHTER] Sorry.
276
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,503
Sorry, I get a
little, you know,
277
00:13:57,544 --> 00:14:01,799
I get a little carried away when
I'm talking about my destiny.
278
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,221
No.
279
00:14:08,263 --> 00:14:12,392
No, actually, that
was really beautiful.
280
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:17,523
It's just you can't just
hope to get discovered.
281
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:21,819
How do you get
yourself out there?
282
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:41,713
Driven.
283
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:48,220
Driven.
Hear that?
284
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,264
Dong.
Dong.
285
00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:55,352
A-ooh. A-ooh.
A-ooh.
286
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,078
Hey, yo, I've
seen that set.
287
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:13,579
The bathroom set.
288
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,122
Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, that was from,
289
00:15:15,163 --> 00:15:15,789
uh - -.
Um.
290
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:16,748
Anal.
A - -.
291
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:17,916
Did someone
say bathroom?
292
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,462
You got to piss,
unload on her,
293
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,923
all right, we shoot
porn here, guys.
294
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,300
Fuck off, Chris.
295
00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:28,093
Fuck off, Chris, [LAUGHTER]
look at this bitch.
296
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,095
Relax, babe, it's
a fucking joke.
297
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,097
You Tom?
298
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,766
Eric said you were Asian.
299
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,102
You good with computers?
300
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,270
That's right,
that's right.
301
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,771
And this is, uh,
this is Steve.
302
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,480
Hey.
303
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,273
Steve.
304
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,774
How you doing?
305
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:46,445
I'm Chris Rochelle, Eric's
right hand man [LAUGHTER].
306
00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:47,154
You like that, huh?
307
00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:47,779
Looking for a gig?
308
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,950
I mean her head game is
off the charts, man.
309
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,453
All right,
yeah, I'll call ya.
310
00:15:54,494 --> 00:15:56,788
All right, love to the kids.
All right, bye-bye.
311
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,790
They're here.
All right.
312
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,292
Come in.
313
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,629
Here we are, we got Jackie
Chan and Chris Tucker.
314
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:04,796
What'd I tell you?
315
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,464
You, you're spot on.
316
00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:07,132
Hey, hey do that impression
of the two of them?
317
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:07,633
That thing?
318
00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:08,175
Oh yeah, you're
gonna love this.
319
00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:11,303
Don't be touching
black man's radio.
320
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,513
Oh [LAUGHTER],
that's perfection there.
321
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,848
It's great, right?
Have a seat, boys, come on.
322
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:15,641
Yeah.
Here, here.
323
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:17,100
Have a seat, guys.
324
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:23,815
So, uh, you called me, so
I assume that you
325
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,317
are looking for work.
326
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,821
Um, Tom, I do have some web
design I may need
327
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,198
a little help with.
328
00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:37,496
Uh, Steve, uh, there's a
hygiene issue with you and
329
00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:38,664
frankly you don't
have a big cock.
330
00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:39,998
So, I, I, I
don't know what - -.
331
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,000
We want to audition.
We want to perform.
332
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,170
Yeah.
Yeah.
333
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,672
But that's sort
of my point, um,
334
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,674
we're not in a position to
take on new actors
335
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:49,675
right now.
336
00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:50,342
But let us
change your mind.
337
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,678
You know, we, we'll do
whatever it takes to get in
338
00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:53,512
this business.
339
00:16:53,553 --> 00:16:54,346
W - - whatever.
340
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,556
Anything.
341
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,396
Well, okay.
342
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,523
Okay, I like
your enthusiasm.
343
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:08,026
Uh, Ultima is
doing something pretty
344
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:08,860
experimental.
345
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,529
No one else
is doing this.
346
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:12,698
And we're looking for some
actors who are pretty ballsy.
347
00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:20,372
The question is,
are you those actors?
348
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:27,004
We are those actors.
349
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,843
Jackie, Chris,
we'll see what you got.
350
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,262
All right, this
is gonna be fun.
351
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:37,097
It's a lot of fun.
Take them out there.
352
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,557
All right, Kayla.
353
00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:42,853
Kayla, wake up, we
got something to shoot.
354
00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:47,858
Kayla, wake the fuck up.
355
00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:50,902
I'm ready.
356
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,404
All right, Kayla, we're
gonna do the sleeping
357
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:52,946
cheerleader.
358
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,740
So, just lay your
head back down.
359
00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:57,034
Thank you, sweetheart.
360
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,288
Okay, let's see.
361
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:07,794
Tom.
362
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:16,094
You walk in to
find the hottest,
363
00:18:16,636 --> 00:18:19,765
bitchiest cheerleader
in high school.
364
00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:24,936
Okay, ready?
Action.
365
00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:26,772
Stop looking
in the lens.
366
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:27,439
Look at her.
367
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,774
You're in the scene.
368
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:33,653
You can't believe
this is happening.
369
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:38,450
So, you, uh, can't
help yourself, right?
370
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,786
Just go over there and you
start sniffing on her hair.
371
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,788
And then why not?
372
00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:44,122
Go ahead, take a
sniff of that armpit.
373
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,290
Nobody's looking.
374
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,793
Keep sniffing and you
look, you look down,
375
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:48,794
you look down.
376
00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:51,671
Boo-ya, check
out those shoes.
377
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,298
Stop looking
in the camera.
378
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,260
Okay, get those
shoes off.
379
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,638
Maybe, maybe look
around, like oh shit,
380
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,139
I hope nobody comes in.
381
00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:02,682
It's so wrong,
what I'm doing.
382
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,102
So wrong.
383
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,479
Get those shoes off.
384
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:08,814
Yeah.
385
00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:09,815
Look at those pumps.
386
00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:12,150
All right,
take a sniff.
387
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,444
Take a big old
sniff of that shoe.
388
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,199
Oh, that
smells so good.
389
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,326
Oh it smells so good.
390
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,370
This is so
fucking hot for you,
391
00:19:23,411 --> 00:19:24,704
you can't stand it.
392
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,666
Pull out your dick, keep
your pants on, though.
393
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,209
Start jerking it.
394
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:30,669
Yeah.
395
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:33,046
You can't stand it,
just keep - - that's it.
396
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,507
Get that shoe on
it, that's good.
397
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,675
I like your improv.
398
00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:39,177
All right, Steve,
come around here.
399
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,847
I want you to walk
into the classroom,
400
00:19:41,888 --> 00:19:44,558
and you're like what
the hell am I looking at?
401
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:47,811
Whoa, this is so hot.
402
00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:50,188
Start touching
yourself.
403
00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:52,023
Yeah.
404
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,024
Tom, who's this?
405
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,192
Oh.
406
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:54,651
Who's this guy?
407
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,361
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, hey.
408
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,863
This guy's
jerking off too.
409
00:19:57,904 --> 00:19:59,531
He must be pretty cool.
410
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,701
He can join in, why not?
411
00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:03,869
Yeah, I would, yeah,
that's good, see?
412
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,036
Yeah.
413
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,371
Instinctually went
over to her shoulder,
414
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,706
start rubbing up
on that thing.
415
00:20:07,747 --> 00:20:10,750
You guys, start - -
rub your dicks on her.
416
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,544
On her shoulder,
back of her neck.
417
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,920
Yeah.
418
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,547
Just rub all over - -
stop looking in the lens.
419
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,215
You, you guys are
breaking the fourth wall.
420
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,425
That's the first rule.
421
00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:19,759
Stay in the scene.
422
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,720
All right, okay.
423
00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:24,055
Kayla, you're
asleep, you're asleep,
424
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,224
and then all of a
sudden, whoa, whoa.
425
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,559
[GASP] What the f - -.
426
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,602
Oh my god.
427
00:20:28,643 --> 00:20:31,229
You're rubbing
your dicks on me.
428
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,440
That is so
fucking disgusting.
429
00:20:33,481 --> 00:20:35,066
Start working it.
430
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:40,739
I'm a fucking
cheerleader.
431
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:45,243
You think I'm
hot, don't you?
432
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:45,869
Yeah.
433
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:52,626
[LAUGHTER] Put your
hands behind your head.
434
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:53,752
Come on.
435
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:56,421
Put your hands
behind your head.
436
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,423
You ready?
437
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,759
Are you ready?
438
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:05,597
I have something
for you [LAUGHTER].
439
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,432
Okay.
440
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,769
All right, Tom, Kayla is
gonna kick you in the balls.
441
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:12,270
Wait, what?
442
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,105
Kayla's gonna kick
you in the balls.
443
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,107
Uh - -.
444
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,108
Get ready.
445
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:17,776
Uh - -.
446
00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:18,360
Uh - -.
447
00:21:18,401 --> 00:21:21,446
I thought, I thought
you shot sex scenes.
448
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,989
Have they not
done this before?
449
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,491
Just hold on, sweetheart,
they're auditioning.
450
00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:27,619
I do shoot sex scenes,
man, this is a sex scene.
451
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,954
It's a very
sexual situation.
452
00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:30,288
This is called
ball busting.
453
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,332
It's gonna be the next
big thing in the adult
454
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,833
entertainment industry.
455
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,835
You guys said
you were the guys.
456
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,129
Let's find out.
457
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:41,967
All right, cut.
458
00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:43,301
The looks on your
face is not hot.
459
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,344
Yeah, they don't
want to do it.
460
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,637
All right,
Kayla, l - - let me.
461
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:46,972
Step aside,
guys, I'll show you.
462
00:21:47,013 --> 00:21:48,139
All right.
463
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,474
So.
464
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:53,645
The trick is tense up your
thigh muscles, right.
465
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,855
You want to go
completely rigid.
466
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:58,984
Your impulse is
gonna be to collapse.
467
00:21:59,025 --> 00:22:02,487
You got to resist
that, all right.
468
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:05,490
Just let it all
happen, okay.
469
00:22:06,032 --> 00:22:08,493
And what you want to do is
take the hit and exhale.
470
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,288
Breath goes out.
471
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,873
Pain comes in.
472
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,542
Okay.
473
00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:20,338
[GRUNTS] Ah
[LAUGHTER].
474
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,679
Okay, okay,
that was cute.
475
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:31,725
All right, uh, this time like
a thousand times harder.
476
00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:32,517
Oh - - okay.
Okay?
477
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:35,186
Okay.
Watch this.
478
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:41,735
[GRUNTS] Oh [GRUNTING].
479
00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:55,081
[LAUGHTER] Okay,
Tom, you're up.
480
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:57,709
Get naked.
481
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,385
Guys, this is
not titillating.
482
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,553
Let's go, come on.
483
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,889
Take it off.
484
00:23:19,939 --> 00:23:21,399
Okay.
485
00:23:22,108 --> 00:23:23,568
Here we go.
486
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,070
[LAUGHTER] Uh, yeah,
it's, it's just, um.
487
00:23:25,111 --> 00:23:26,446
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm sorry.
488
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,239
I don't have time
for this bullshit.
489
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:30,950
We're trying to
do something here.
490
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,078
I'm trying to fulfill
a need in the market.
491
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,874
If you guys don't want to
be part of that, get out.
492
00:23:45,131 --> 00:23:47,926
Ah, don't
[GROANS] [GASPING].
493
00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:50,804
[LAUGHTER]
That's a nice one.
494
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,765
Ah, all right,
now Steve.
495
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,475
Okay.
496
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:55,975
Was, was it bad?
497
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,435
Should, should I do
it? Stop it.
498
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,479
Oh.
Oh.
499
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,272
Mm.
Oh.
500
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:06,319
Uh - -.
That was hot.
501
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:08,613
Oh.
Thank you.
502
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:09,781
Yeah.
503
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,282
All right, that was
good, that was good.
504
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,952
Now, moment of truth.
505
00:24:13,993 --> 00:24:15,787
You can take a
second, kids.
506
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,331
No.
507
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,166
Come on, get up.
508
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,419
Get up.
509
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,798
Here they go.
510
00:24:27,006 --> 00:24:28,508
There they go.
511
00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:40,520
[MOANING]
[LAUGHTER] Oh my god.
512
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:41,521
Fantastic.
513
00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:58,621
Balls hurt, huh?
514
00:24:59,205 --> 00:25:00,999
Yeah, I've been kicked
like a thousand times.
515
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,375
You get used to it.
516
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,836
I'm really happy
with that scene.
517
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:09,215
So, here's the deal I
offer to all my male talent.
518
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:13,511
You can live here for free,
if you work with me, only.
519
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:14,721
All right.
520
00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:16,389
And we don't
have a lot to pay,
521
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,850
but we do want
to work with you.
522
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,186
So, we want you
to join the team.
523
00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:26,024
But, uh, you know, the
economy being what it is,
524
00:25:26,065 --> 00:25:29,235
uh, I can only
offer one of you a job.
525
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,904
Okay?
526
00:25:30,945 --> 00:25:34,866
And, uh, Tom, with
your background in web
527
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:38,203
management, I'm
offering it to you.
528
00:25:38,244 --> 00:25:45,543
Hey, Steve,
don't be upset.
529
00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:49,923
I mean you got to be with
a beautiful woman, right?
530
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:58,431
What if - -.
It's just - -.
531
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:00,099
We really are a team.
532
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:03,728
So, what if you just pay
the both of us as one actor?
533
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:06,564
Like split what you
normally give one guy.
534
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,608
I'll build you
a new website,
535
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,150
the one you
got's shit.
536
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:11,569
We could even stay
in the same room.
537
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:12,153
We'd take that deal.
538
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:17,075
Tell you what, one
mope in two bodies,
539
00:26:17,116 --> 00:26:18,618
saves us a lot
of money.
540
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,953
Mm-hmm.
541
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,918
All right, what's the
deal with you guys?
542
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,086
I mean are
you his pimp?
543
00:26:28,127 --> 00:26:29,629
You boyfriends?
544
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,631
Is, is it something
weird, 'cause I,
545
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,925
I can't afford to have
anything weird here.
546
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,761
We're partners.
547
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:39,764
We bring out the
best in each other.
548
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:44,102
If you want me, you
got to take Steve too.
549
00:26:44,143 --> 00:26:45,770
Okay.
550
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:49,816
You'll do
anything I ask?
551
00:26:49,857 --> 00:26:51,609
Anything for my scenes?
552
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,777
An - - anything.
553
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:53,945
Anything.
554
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,613
All right.
555
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,407
You guys are in.
556
00:26:58,324 --> 00:26:59,450
Sorry, sorry.
557
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:00,451
Hey, but you.
558
00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:03,288
Please take a shower.
559
00:27:03,329 --> 00:27:04,330
Huh?
560
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,124
Ah, ah.
561
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,461
Give you a little
tour of the kingdom.
562
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,672
All right, now this is a
vending machine full of
563
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,132
anything your
heart desires.
564
00:27:14,173 --> 00:27:16,801
You got some
condoms, douches.
565
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:20,972
I'm gonna go with a
little tuna salad sandwich.
566
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,308
Oh yeah.
567
00:27:23,349 --> 00:27:24,976
This is the
fucking money.
568
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:28,646
Over here we got a lube
room slash gear room.
569
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,357
Tons of great
scented lubes.
570
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,192
Cherry vanilla, mango.
571
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,320
Girls love it when they
smell like a vacation.
572
00:27:35,361 --> 00:27:37,530
Shitter, shower.
573
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,365
Pay close
attention to that one,
574
00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:40,325
huh, pal?
575
00:27:40,366 --> 00:27:41,326
[LAUGHTER] Right?
576
00:27:41,367 --> 00:27:42,368
Check this out.
577
00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:42,994
Glory hole.
578
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:45,663
Little too small for me,
but it works for some.
579
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,999
In here, we have
a blow bang room.
580
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,667
You guys know
what a blow bang is?
581
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,002
Huh?
582
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,880
A bunch of dicks, one
chick on her fucking knees,
583
00:27:53,921 --> 00:27:55,882
everyone gets
off inside of her.
584
00:27:55,923 --> 00:27:57,550
Or in her belly button.
585
00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:59,844
Here's a
hallway, also a set.
586
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,013
We shoot a
bimonthly kaiju here.
587
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:03,681
Some clown fetish porn.
588
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:06,517
I like to dress as Bozo
and have a fat girl shoot
589
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,519
ping-pong balls
right into my mouth.
590
00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:13,024
This window here, we got a
voyeuristic POV into the
591
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,859
blow bang, it's
a lot of fun.
592
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:16,527
Green scream.
593
00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:19,197
This is some high-tech
complicated shit, boys.
594
00:28:19,238 --> 00:28:21,366
You want to
fuck on Venus?
595
00:28:21,407 --> 00:28:24,577
Guess what, you
can [LAUGHTER].
596
00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:28,373
Treetop, my mini Lenny
Kravitz up there chilling,
597
00:28:28,414 --> 00:28:29,874
smoking, blazing.
598
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,376
Fuck you, Chris.
Fuck you.
599
00:28:31,417 --> 00:28:33,378
You owe me ten bucks.
Bullshit I do.
600
00:28:33,419 --> 00:28:34,879
You owe me weed
[LAUGHTER].
601
00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,089
Here's Eric's room.
602
00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:37,715
This is off
limits, all right,
603
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,051
do not go in there
until he grants you access.
604
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:41,386
Okay, follow me.
605
00:28:41,427 --> 00:28:44,722
This right here
is a computer lab.
606
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:46,265
It's not where
the magic happens,
607
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,725
but this helps
the magic happen.
608
00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:49,727
Now, this is the
business of the porn.
609
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:52,563
We have a lot of data
gathering and casting and
610
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,232
scouting happen here.
611
00:28:54,273 --> 00:28:55,066
Yeah, you like that?
612
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:55,608
Fuck you, Chris.
613
00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:57,777
Shut the fuck up,
I'm giving a tour,
614
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,070
turn around and
shut your mouth.
615
00:28:59,112 --> 00:28:59,779
Don't look at her.
616
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:01,906
There'll be plenty more
and they're a lot hotter.
617
00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:02,782
You got - -.
618
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:03,616
Bullshit, cunt.
619
00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:04,742
Shut - -.
620
00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:09,455
I'll deal with
her later.
621
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,249
This is the directory in
case you guys get lost,
622
00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:12,417
all right.
623
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:13,918
Here's a calendar.
624
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,420
Look at this.
625
00:29:15,461 --> 00:29:16,587
Fucking Treetop.
626
00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:17,964
He always does this.
627
00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:19,257
[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
Don't fucking laugh.
628
00:29:19,298 --> 00:29:20,633
You like that, huh?
629
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:23,094
Listen, Sandy
Vagina's memorial picnic.
630
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,929
Show up to that if they
let you, all right.
631
00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:27,598
You eat a little bit more
than hot dogs at that one
632
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,308
[LAUGHTER].
Interrogation room.
633
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,936
Hospital set.
634
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,604
All right, now follow
me here, boys.
635
00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:37,608
Now this, this right here is
the biggest set we
636
00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:39,485
have at Ultima.
All right.
637
00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:40,945
Check this out,
take it in.
638
00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:44,615
These are your
fellow woodsmen.
639
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:47,326
Ready to slay some fucking
bush right next to you.
640
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,495
All right, let me
introduce you around here.
641
00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,957
We got Jerry Brokheim,
and he wants to produce.
642
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:55,293
Now this guy reading
the magazine here,
643
00:29:55,334 --> 00:29:56,294
he's a deaf one.
644
00:29:56,335 --> 00:29:57,628
His name is
Fisting Bill.
645
00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:00,506
Took one too many cum
shots to the eardrum.
646
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:02,633
We got Johnny Panties.
647
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,135
Dick Tracy.
648
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,511
Dirty Dick Bob.
649
00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,847
He's like Yoda,
except he jizzes a lot.
650
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,015
There's Wiz.
651
00:30:09,056 --> 00:30:09,640
What up, Wiz?
652
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:12,810
Little Mexican gangster
there is Poo -casso.
653
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,979
Now he shoots anal
prolapse scenes,
654
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:16,147
quite an artist.
655
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,817
But do not, do not
Google anal prolapse,
656
00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,986
all right, there is
nothing natural about that.
657
00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:24,489
Last but not least we
got my pal from the joint,
658
00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:26,991
Dick Tucker, a.k.a.
659
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:27,992
Peach Fuzz.
660
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,994
Now he, uh,
he's an old soul.
661
00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:31,329
He spends all his
money on booze.
662
00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,664
He's also a
convicted sex offender,
663
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,166
so we pay him
under the table.
664
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,502
Don't fucking
touch me, Peach Fuzz.
665
00:30:37,543 --> 00:30:38,711
Oh.
666
00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:42,215
Classic Peach Fuzz.
667
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:48,888
Whoa, they're going for it.
668
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:49,847
Ooh.
669
00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,057
Ah, shit.
670
00:30:51,098 --> 00:30:52,683
Sh - - shit, why shit?
671
00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:53,726
I want to be the cuck.
672
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,061
Let me be the cuck.
673
00:30:55,102 --> 00:30:57,355
Let - - you, you
want to be the cuck?
674
00:30:57,396 --> 00:31:00,024
Yeah, I mean he's her
husband and she chose
675
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:00,733
a relationship
with him.
676
00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:03,027
He's the one in an enviable
situation if you really
677
00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:03,861
think about it.
678
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:04,695
Oh my god.
679
00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:04,987
No.
680
00:31:04,987 --> 00:31:06,364
No [LAUGHTER].
681
00:31:06,405 --> 00:31:06,906
You are - - [LAUGHTER].
682
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,741
What the hell is
wrong with you, man?
683
00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:09,367
God.
684
00:31:09,408 --> 00:31:10,076
What?
685
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,578
Steve, why don't you think
about how all these guys
686
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,539
actually get to fuck
her in real life, okay.
687
00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,874
The cuck's just a
fucking story for a movie.
688
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:20,044
Okay, Wes can
be the cuck.
689
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,087
Yeah, I drew
the short straw.
690
00:31:21,128 --> 00:31:24,382
Okay, Eric,
what's the scenario?
691
00:31:24,423 --> 00:31:26,092
All right, it is a
faux-castration,
692
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:28,928
so poor Wiz is gonna be
emasculated by all of you.
693
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:34,725
And then Nora's gonna step
in and pretend to snip you.
694
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:35,560
With this.
With this.
695
00:31:35,601 --> 00:31:36,394
Okay.
Ooh.
696
00:31:36,435 --> 00:31:37,562
Look at that.
Oh shit.
697
00:31:37,603 --> 00:31:38,729
It's a katana.
698
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:42,441
Curved, slender,
single edged blade.
699
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:45,236
Long grip to
accommodate both hands.
700
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,904
I wonder how many men
this is penetrated.
701
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:48,406
Whoa, zero,
it's a prop.
702
00:31:48,447 --> 00:31:50,449
No, no, no, no, it's an exact
replica of a 16th century
703
00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:51,576
samurai sword.
704
00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:52,910
The kind of
weapon that can slice.
705
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:53,578
Whoa.
A man's enemies.
706
00:31:53,619 --> 00:31:54,120
Whoa.
In half.
707
00:31:54,161 --> 00:31:55,580
Hey.
Okay.
708
00:31:55,621 --> 00:31:57,248
Hey, hey, hey, spaz academy,
calm down, all right.
709
00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:59,458
I got this at
a yard sale.
710
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:01,085
Don't touch this.
711
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:03,129
Nobody touches
this but me.
712
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,464
You see that.
Yeah.
713
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,135
Mm.
714
00:32:10,469 --> 00:32:12,430
How do you feel about
us feeling up your wife?
715
00:32:12,471 --> 00:32:15,266
Oh man, she's so tight.
716
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:16,976
You must be tiny, bro.
717
00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:19,145
What does your wife and
the Bermuda Triangle
718
00:32:19,186 --> 00:32:19,687
have in common?
719
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,273
They both swallow
seamen [LAUGHTER].
720
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:25,318
I'm gonna fuck
your wife [LAUGHTER].
721
00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:28,112
[LAUGHTER] Your pathetic
excuse of a dick isn't even
722
00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:28,905
worthy of my holes.
723
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:33,451
These guys are about to show
you how a real man should fuck.
724
00:32:33,492 --> 00:32:34,785
Yeah.
725
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,621
Okay hey, Steve,
Steve, get in there.
726
00:32:36,662 --> 00:32:38,122
Say something.
727
00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:40,666
Uh, you know want, want to
know the best part about
728
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:41,626
fucking your wife?
729
00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:42,627
Yeah.
730
00:32:42,668 --> 00:32:44,295
Cuddling with
her afterwards.
731
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:49,300
What the fuck - - no,
man, you got - - something
732
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,134
emasculating.
733
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,135
Come on.
734
00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:51,802
Uh - -.
735
00:32:51,802 --> 00:32:55,473
Uh, your wife, she
likes, she likes chocolate.
736
00:32:55,514 --> 00:32:57,642
Yeah.
She's gone, she likes it.
737
00:32:57,683 --> 00:32:58,976
Yeah.
She likes it long and hard.
738
00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:00,853
That's good,
man, that's good.
739
00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:02,188
More of that,
come on, guys.
740
00:33:02,229 --> 00:33:03,314
Yeah, now she's having me,
she's never gonna
741
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,857
want you again.
She's ruined.
742
00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:05,983
Keep, keep
going, that's great.
743
00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:06,442
Okay.
Okay, that's great.
744
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,986
Look, look fucking - -.
Fuck.
745
00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,655
Damn it.
Oh, god damn it.
746
00:33:10,696 --> 00:33:15,326
Fuck. Fuck, man, I can't
afford this.
747
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,161
It's busted.
748
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,038
Oh.
Don't worry, I got this.
749
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,459
The important thing with
electronics is being calm.
750
00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:28,839
The important thing about
electronics is keeping calm?
751
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,217
Yeah, I think
Ben Franklin - -.
752
00:33:31,258 --> 00:33:32,635
Uh - -.
Said that once.
753
00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:34,178
Let's see what he does.
754
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:37,139
This is why we
brought him in.
755
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,893
Here you go, boom.
756
00:33:43,729 --> 00:33:48,859
[LAUGHTER] Tom
fucking Dong.
757
00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:51,570
Welcome to the game.
758
00:34:00,746 --> 00:34:01,872
All right, back
to the titties.
759
00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:03,040
All right, let's
get back to it.
760
00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:04,083
Nice work.
761
00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:08,254
Dad, I'm not coming back
home like I said I was.
762
00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:10,756
I know you're probably
still mad and everything,
763
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,758
but I think I've got some
news for you that will turn
764
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,552
that frown upside down.
765
00:34:14,593 --> 00:34:18,347
All right guys,
helmets off, go down on her.
766
00:34:19,598 --> 00:34:21,892
I found a position in
the field we talked about.
767
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:24,270
You're gonna be
so fucking proud.
768
00:34:24,311 --> 00:34:27,231
All right, enough.
769
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:30,234
Enough, get
out of there.
770
00:34:30,776 --> 00:34:31,444
Come on.
771
00:34:31,485 --> 00:34:32,445
Back up.
772
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,408
Let me show you
how to eat pussy.
773
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:39,076
I'm learning all about this
wonderful business
774
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:40,619
from the ground up.
775
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:43,414
I'm developing skills that will
help me in all areas of life.
776
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:46,751
It's entry level, but there's
tremendous room for growth.
777
00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:48,919
It's artistic,
creative, yeah,
778
00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:51,589
but there's a lot of
technical detailed work.
779
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:53,090
Like your job at NASA.
780
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:55,926
I'm shooting four,
five days a week,
781
00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:57,428
just like a full-time
job.
782
00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,765
We do things no other men
in this business will do,
783
00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:01,974
uh, hard shit.
784
00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:05,436
Tom, you are
gonna be a legend.
785
00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:08,272
Action.
786
00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,107
Uh, uh - -.
787
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,442
A Chinese superman.
788
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:14,487
Uh, ah, it's
burning my eyes.
789
00:35:14,528 --> 00:35:16,113
Other guys think
it's beneath them.
790
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,449
But in reality, no one else is
strong enough to handle it.
791
00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:21,786
Me and Tom are the last
of straight porn stars.
792
00:35:21,827 --> 00:35:25,164
We're so alike it, it
frightens me deep inside.
793
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,625
Our interests and
passions are identical,
794
00:35:27,666 --> 00:35:30,002
only his are shrouded in
the mysteries of the Orient.
795
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:32,463
He's all the
good parts of me.
796
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,174
You're gonna love him.
797
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,467
And me and him, we're
real people, interacting.
798
00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,511
We're already
innovating.
799
00:35:38,552 --> 00:35:41,639
Together, we're responsible
for a whole new wave of
800
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,641
sexual energy in
women down here.
801
00:35:43,682 --> 00:35:44,975
You can see it
on their faces.
802
00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,811
Girls are
recognizing us in public,
803
00:35:46,852 --> 00:35:48,813
they tell us they
jack off to our scenes.
804
00:35:48,854 --> 00:35:50,815
It's only a matter of time
until they want to
805
00:35:50,856 --> 00:35:51,690
be our girlfriends.
806
00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:52,358
And who knows.
807
00:35:52,399 --> 00:35:54,819
Maybe one of these lucky
ladies could be carrying
808
00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:55,820
your grandson.
809
00:35:55,861 --> 00:35:56,445
We're part of
something here.
810
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,532
You can be yourselves,
your, your true persona.
811
00:35:59,573 --> 00:36:02,201
Everything is allowed.
812
00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:05,496
And, and me and Tom,
we're the keystone.
813
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:08,207
I wish you
could see me.
814
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,668
Your little boy is really
making something of himself.
815
00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:13,212
Bye, Dad.
816
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,171
Hey.
817
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:14,630
Hey.
818
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,549
You cut the
shit, all right.
819
00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:18,175
Don't you got
chores to do, bro?
820
00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:18,592
No.
821
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:19,218
Give me this
fucking sword.
822
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,345
What the f - -. You're
out here playing games.
823
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:22,221
Tom, you know better.
824
00:36:23,889 --> 00:36:25,391
Grow up.
825
00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:35,526
Where the hell are they?
826
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,360
I don't know.
827
00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:37,403
I don't know.
828
00:36:37,444 --> 00:36:40,197
Hey, hey.
829
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:40,781
Yeah.
830
00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:43,200
Where do you put the
DVDs for Ultima Video?
831
00:36:43,242 --> 00:36:44,243
The what?
832
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,536
Ultima Video,
come on, dude.
833
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,038
There's like 5,000
porno companies, dude.
834
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:48,622
What kind of videos?
835
00:36:48,622 --> 00:36:51,250
You know,
ball-busting, face-sitting,
836
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,418
armpit sniffing.
837
00:36:52,459 --> 00:36:54,545
We don't carry any
of that perv shit.
838
00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,922
Never have, never will.
839
00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:01,886
How are we gonna become
stars if no one's even
840
00:37:01,927 --> 00:37:03,387
seeing our shit?
841
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:07,600
Come on.
842
00:37:17,776 --> 00:37:20,362
Fucking Poo-casso.
843
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:23,449
Holy shit.
844
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,743
Nah, they keep sending me
these invites to AVN
845
00:37:25,784 --> 00:37:27,286
Award Parties.
846
00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:29,246
No, fuck them.
847
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:30,915
I'm not gonna go.
848
00:37:30,956 --> 00:37:33,250
They don't recognize
ball-busting as a legitimate
849
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,793
erotic art form.
850
00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:37,463
Now with the butt plug, keep
it in for a few more days.
851
00:37:37,504 --> 00:37:39,465
No, I don't care if
you have jury duty,
852
00:37:39,506 --> 00:37:40,966
you need to loosen up.
853
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:45,930
Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck,
854
00:37:45,971 --> 00:37:48,098
fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck,
855
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:50,434
fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck,
856
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:52,436
fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck,
857
00:37:52,478 --> 00:38:00,653
fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.
858
00:38:15,834 --> 00:38:17,503
Holy shit, I knew
I recognized him.
859
00:38:17,544 --> 00:38:20,130
That's Rocket Carboni,
huge porn director,
860
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:20,756
that's a fucking auteur.
861
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:25,469
2002, 2005 and 2009 AVN
Director of The Year.
862
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:28,639
Oh no, no, no, don't,
don't, don't do that.
863
00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:30,975
Let's, let's play cool.
864
00:38:31,016 --> 00:38:31,976
Not too desperate.
865
00:38:32,017 --> 00:38:34,687
The biz just
isn't the same.
866
00:38:34,728 --> 00:38:36,981
I mean girls just
used to love to fuck.
867
00:38:37,022 --> 00:38:39,316
Hey, hey, hey.
868
00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:41,151
Hey, hey, don't, don't
listen to anything this
869
00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:42,861
slack jaw purse
got to say, yeah.
870
00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:43,988
Yeah, they talk
about fucking.
871
00:38:44,029 --> 00:38:45,823
They say they're
reliable woodsmen.
872
00:38:45,864 --> 00:38:46,532
But and how do
you really know?
873
00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,993
Oh yeah, playboy, what do
you know about fucking?
874
00:38:49,034 --> 00:38:50,661
I wrote the
book on fucking.
875
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,663
[LAUGHTER] You
wrote the book.
876
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:53,998
Is that the book?
877
00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:56,542
Oh, it's just, it's, this
is my work, see.
878
00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:57,501
Look.
879
00:38:57,543 --> 00:38:58,502
Oh.
880
00:38:58,544 --> 00:38:59,837
You like anal, huh?
881
00:38:59,878 --> 00:39:01,171
Oh, well, anal's my
favorite thing in the world.
882
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:02,840
With, with women, that is.
883
00:39:02,881 --> 00:39:04,008
Well that's a
great, great quality.
884
00:39:04,049 --> 00:39:06,176
Who have you
shot with?
885
00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:07,177
Uh, Ultima DVD.
886
00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:08,345
We're in-house talent.
887
00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:10,014
Ultima?
888
00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:11,557
You mean ball
-kick studios?
889
00:39:11,598 --> 00:39:13,225
You work with
Eric Long?
890
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:17,021
He's like the king of
the mopes [LAUGHTER].
891
00:39:17,062 --> 00:39:19,356
You guys like do the
dirty, pervy shit.
892
00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:22,192
Tell me something, how do
you like getting kicked in
893
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,485
the taint?
894
00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:25,362
[LAUGHTER] Well I, I'm
a professional,
895
00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:25,904
so, uh.
896
00:39:25,904 --> 00:39:27,531
Yeah [LAUGHTER],
professional mope.
897
00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,575
Career mope, by
the look of it.
898
00:39:29,616 --> 00:39:33,370
Ultima's like six seconds
away from going under.
899
00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:34,872
Read the trades,
all right.
900
00:39:34,913 --> 00:39:37,875
Uh, act - - actually we've got
a decent web presence now.
901
00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:40,711
And, uh, you know, online
profits for Ultima are,
902
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,254
are going up, so.
903
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:44,757
Look at this nerd, talking to
me about accounting and shit.
904
00:39:44,798 --> 00:39:47,760
Look, dummy, I direct
real movies.
905
00:39:47,801 --> 00:39:49,219
I know, look,
please, please.
906
00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:50,596
You, you got to book
us, I promise you,
907
00:39:50,637 --> 00:39:52,431
we, we won't disappoint.
908
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,224
Give me one reason
why I should book you.
909
00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,893
I'll give you a
million different reasons.
910
00:39:55,934 --> 00:39:57,895
Do you like karate?
911
00:39:57,936 --> 00:39:59,438
Okay, get away
from me, mope,
912
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,731
you're creeping me out.
913
00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:03,859
You like karate?
914
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:05,903
[LAUGHTER] Hold this.
915
00:40:08,113 --> 00:40:09,073
Hey.
916
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,576
Oh hey.
917
00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:13,410
Hey, Rocket.
918
00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:14,578
Whoa, turn, turn, turn.
919
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,412
Steve, what the fuck?
920
00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:16,246
Get the bottles.
921
00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:16,622
What?
922
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:16,997
Just get the bottles.
923
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,582
Get the, get the bottles.
924
00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:21,043
Stroke.
925
00:40:35,974 --> 00:40:38,268
Oh shit [LAUGHTER].
926
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:42,439
Sh - - look at
this [LAUGHTER] shit.
927
00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,983
And again, come on.
928
00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,321
Woo.
929
00:40:53,992 --> 00:40:55,994
Woo.
930
00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,747
Driven, driven.
931
00:40:59,998 --> 00:41:00,791
Yeah, that's cool.
932
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:01,500
That's cool.
933
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:02,459
Yeah?
934
00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:05,587
Cocksucker's
got some skills.
935
00:41:10,008 --> 00:41:13,137
[CHEERING]
936
00:41:13,178 --> 00:41:14,346
I'm surprised you haven't
heard of us.
937
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:16,140
We're, we're huge,
they, they call us the,
938
00:41:16,181 --> 00:41:18,517
the Chris Tucker and,
and Jackie Chan of porn.
939
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:19,476
[LAUGHTER] Yeah?
940
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:20,644
Do you do like
tricks and shit?
941
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,479
Uh, sort of.
942
00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:23,480
Pretty much.
943
00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:24,815
Well, wait, he
does his c - - stuff,
944
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:25,315
you should switch it up.
945
00:41:25,315 --> 00:41:27,192
It should be
like Blackie Chan.
946
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:29,528
[LAUGHTER] Or
like Chris Punker,
947
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:32,197
Christ Tucker [LAUGHTER].
948
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,032
You know, we're, we're,
we're actually thinking
949
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:35,325
about, you know,
doing bigger stuff,
950
00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:36,827
you know, me, me and
my brother, you know.
951
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,996
Thinking about it,
for the right director.
952
00:41:39,037 --> 00:41:39,997
Yeah.
953
00:41:40,038 --> 00:41:40,873
You guys are brothers.
954
00:41:40,914 --> 00:41:42,374
Shoot, it's incredible.
955
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:46,712
Well, this is confidential
of course but I'm directing
956
00:41:46,753 --> 00:41:51,341
this, uh, adult film,
action comedy in Hollywood.
957
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,886
We got a 30,000-dollar
fucking budget.
958
00:41:53,927 --> 00:41:56,555
Not like Ultima, where they
shoot their shit for peanuts.
959
00:41:56,597 --> 00:42:00,017
I might be able to find
something for you guys in that.
960
00:42:00,058 --> 00:42:03,395
But you got
to be honest.
961
00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:07,524
Can you give it to a girl
hard for 30 fucking minutes?
962
00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:09,902
I'm hard right now.
963
00:42:09,943 --> 00:42:12,905
[LAUGHTER]
You better be.
964
00:42:12,946 --> 00:42:16,074
Yeah, I'm hard too.
965
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:19,411
This is some
of my work.
966
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,538
A little bit, I got, got
a lot more,
967
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:25,250
here I am, she
did ATM, actually.
968
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:29,880
All right, come on,
boys, time to giddy-up.
969
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:32,382
Yee-haw [LAUGHTER].
970
00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:32,925
You ready?
971
00:42:32,966 --> 00:42:33,634
Yeah.
972
00:42:33,675 --> 00:42:37,554
All right, so in this scene,
you're a famous rapper.
973
00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:40,390
And you found this
Japanese tourist.
974
00:42:40,432 --> 00:42:42,768
You're bringing him home
to your wife, Angela.
975
00:42:42,809 --> 00:42:43,435
Show her a good time.
976
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:44,269
Got it?
977
00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:45,437
All right.
978
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:48,065
Let's do this.
979
00:42:48,106 --> 00:42:50,275
You're
[WHISTLES] over there.
980
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,199
Okay.
And action.
981
00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,077
So, uh, how you want
to do this, baby?
982
00:43:00,118 --> 00:43:01,245
Tokyo style?
983
00:43:01,286 --> 00:43:02,246
What, woo, cut, cut.
984
00:43:02,287 --> 00:43:04,081
You read the script, right?
985
00:43:04,122 --> 00:43:04,957
Yeah.
986
00:43:04,998 --> 00:43:06,124
Yeah.
987
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,919
You're a Japanese
tourist from Japan.
988
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:10,587
Yeah, well, you know, just
I thought he didn't really
989
00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:12,422
need it, like an accent.
Like an ac - -.
990
00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,632
Well, he does.
He needs.
991
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,926
This is a comedy, all
right, so chink it up.
992
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:16,468
Man.
993
00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:17,928
All right, okay
pull the pants up.
994
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:18,762
Tuck them in.
995
00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:19,763
Do you get it?
996
00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:20,806
Hey, hey, eh.
997
00:43:20,847 --> 00:43:22,641
Eh, just take it
easy man, come on.
998
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,101
Listen, you're even worse.
999
00:43:24,142 --> 00:43:27,104
You - - I need you to
be blacker and you to be
1000
00:43:27,145 --> 00:43:29,606
Chinese-ier,
or Japanese.
1001
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,775
Oh, come on, guys,
this is a comedy.
1002
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:32,442
Stereotypes are funny.
1003
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,779
Do you understand a word
that's coming out of my
1004
00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:37,322
mouth, Chris Tucker, huh?
1005
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:38,115
Stereotype.
1006
00:43:38,156 --> 00:43:39,116
Oh.
1007
00:43:39,157 --> 00:43:42,786
Make it gangster,
all right?
1008
00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,623
And action.
1009
00:43:50,335 --> 00:43:52,337
So, how you want
to do this baby?
1010
00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:53,964
Tokyo style?
1011
00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:55,632
Rocket.
1012
00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:58,176
You're not getting any
Academy Awards either.
1013
00:43:58,218 --> 00:43:59,970
So, try it
one more time.
1014
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,638
Just how you want
to do this, baby?
1015
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,682
Tokyo style?
1016
00:44:04,182 --> 00:44:06,435
And action.
1017
00:44:10,355 --> 00:44:11,648
So, how you want
to do this, baby?
1018
00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:14,192
Tokyo style?
1019
00:44:14,526 --> 00:44:16,862
What the fuck?
1020
00:44:17,362 --> 00:44:22,117
Uh.
Oh yeah.
1021
00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:27,998
Damn, girl, damn,
girl. Yeah, girl.
1022
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,166
Oh yeah, take it girl.
1023
00:44:29,207 --> 00:44:30,375
You like that?
1024
00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:31,835
Oh, yeah.
1025
00:44:31,877 --> 00:44:34,838
Fuck, yeah, girl.
1026
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,049
Damn, girl, oh.
1027
00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:38,216
Cut.
1028
00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:38,842
Huh?
1029
00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:40,510
Cut, cut, cut.
1030
00:44:40,927 --> 00:44:41,845
This isn't working.
1031
00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:44,056
Dirk, Dirk,
do something.
1032
00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:49,394
What are you doing?
1033
00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:49,895
What?
1034
00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:50,479
Why are you
talking so white?
1035
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:53,523
What, w - - well, what
the fuck do you want?
1036
00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,359
I need more than
just some black nerd.
1037
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,028
I - - channel
your inner Mandingo.
1038
00:44:58,070 --> 00:44:58,612
All right.
1039
00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:01,031
I need this to be an
outrageous moment.
1040
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:03,867
I need them to be
shocked, all right.
1041
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,536
Your ancestors
were enslaved,
1042
00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:07,537
doesn't that
make you mad?
1043
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:08,163
Yeah.
1044
00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:11,041
Let's see that domination,
that oppression.
1045
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:11,583
I - -.
Do you get it?
1046
00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,753
Uh, y - - yeah.
You fucking guys.
1047
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,214
Look at Dirk.
1048
00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:21,051
Look, his bulging
muscles, his fly ass pants.
1049
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,719
He's got swagger.
1050
00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,054
What have you got?
1051
00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:24,513
You know.
1052
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:26,223
Hey - -.
What have you got?
1053
00:45:26,264 --> 00:45:27,724
Well, I got, I got, I got
something for you.
1054
00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:28,266
You.
Okay.
1055
00:45:28,266 --> 00:45:28,725
You're gonna be
grateful that you,
1056
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:30,894
I'm showing you
first. Got it.
1057
00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:31,353
You keep rolling.
I got it, I got it.
1058
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:32,896
Don't talk to
the camera crew.
1059
00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:33,188
Shit.
1060
00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:34,398
You got this.
1061
00:45:34,439 --> 00:45:35,899
Sorry, fucking amateur.
1062
00:45:35,941 --> 00:45:36,942
Oh.
1063
00:45:36,983 --> 00:45:39,111
Why'd you kick
over my chair?
1064
00:45:39,152 --> 00:45:41,238
Sorry, boss.
1065
00:45:41,279 --> 00:45:42,906
Come on, bro.
1066
00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:43,782
Fuck.
1067
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:46,910
Okay, you're
a lucky man.
1068
00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:48,745
You're gonna
love this.
1069
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,956
Ready. Oh,
1070
00:45:50,997 --> 00:45:56,086
[GROANING].
1071
00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:06,763
Monster hands,
owoo, owoo.
1072
00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:07,764
Fuck yeah.
1073
00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:08,932
What the fuck is
this? Yeah.
1074
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:11,268
Huh? What the fuck are
you doing?
1075
00:46:11,309 --> 00:46:14,438
I, uh - - it,
it's monster hands.
1076
00:46:14,479 --> 00:46:17,983
Okay, well that
samurai shit was cool,
1077
00:46:18,024 --> 00:46:20,485
but what the fuck
are these hands?
1078
00:46:20,527 --> 00:46:21,945
It's fucking
monster hands, man.
1079
00:46:21,987 --> 00:46:23,447
Oh.
1080
00:46:23,488 --> 00:46:24,114
But why?
1081
00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:24,448
W - -.
1082
00:46:24,489 --> 00:46:27,284
Well, well why not?
1083
00:46:27,325 --> 00:46:28,618
It makes me stand out.
1084
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:30,495
You're fucking
with me, right?
1085
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:32,622
[LAUGHTER] Are
you serious?
1086
00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:34,958
You guys said you were the
Jackie Chan and Chris
1087
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:35,459
Tucker of porn.
1088
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,962
You are the most
unprofessional,
1089
00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:42,632
ugly, stupid mopes I have
ever fucking worked with.
1090
00:46:42,674 --> 00:46:43,675
No, you need to
show some respect.
1091
00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:44,801
Look, we're stars.
1092
00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:46,303
You're a
fucking bukkake boy.
1093
00:46:46,344 --> 00:46:47,679
Do you get that?
1094
00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:49,306
Stars?
1095
00:46:49,347 --> 00:46:51,975
You're fucking losers.
1096
00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:55,520
Did you guys think this
was your big fucking break?
1097
00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:59,858
[LAUGHTER] Do you know
how I know you're a mope?
1098
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:03,862
Because you don't know
you're a fucking mope.
1099
00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:05,655
Jesus.
1100
00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:07,032
Take off the
fucking gloves.
1101
00:47:07,073 --> 00:47:08,700
I can't really - -.
1102
00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:09,826
Come on, take off the.
1103
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,161
Fuck off, man.
Did you just touch me?
1104
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:12,829
Huh?
1105
00:47:12,871 --> 00:47:15,165
[SCREAMS] What?
1106
00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,167
Yeah, that's
what I thought.
1107
00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:18,502
Fucking pussy mope.
1108
00:47:18,543 --> 00:47:20,670
What are you?
1109
00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:22,839
Are you white,
are you black,
1110
00:47:22,881 --> 00:47:24,674
are you straight, are
you gay?
1111
00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:26,009
Never call me that.
1112
00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:26,468
Oh.
1113
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,178
Never fucking
call me a queer.
1114
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:28,845
Really?
Yeah.
1115
00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:29,513
You sure?
Yeah.
1116
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:30,013
You sure you're not a fag?
Yeah, I'm not a fag.
1117
00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,057
I think you're a
cock-sucking mope.
1118
00:47:32,098 --> 00:47:33,350
You hear me?
1119
00:47:33,391 --> 00:47:35,352
I think you
like sucking dick.
1120
00:47:35,393 --> 00:47:37,521
'Cause you talk
like a fag.
1121
00:47:37,562 --> 00:47:40,190
And you act
like a fag.
1122
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,025
And you fuck
like a fag.
1123
00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:43,527
Fuck you.
1124
00:47:43,568 --> 00:47:44,528
Ah.
I'm not scared of you.
1125
00:47:44,569 --> 00:47:45,195
Are you a fag?
1126
00:47:45,237 --> 00:47:46,363
Don't call me a fag.
1127
00:47:46,404 --> 00:47:49,199
I fuck hot chicks
every fucking day.
1128
00:47:49,783 --> 00:47:50,367
Oh, Jesus.
1129
00:47:50,408 --> 00:47:51,076
Get off me.
1130
00:47:51,117 --> 00:47:52,035
I'm not paying you.
1131
00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:54,204
Damn gay, fucking - -.
1132
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:55,372
You're blacklisted.
1133
00:47:55,413 --> 00:47:57,165
You fucking mopes.
1134
00:48:07,759 --> 00:48:10,720
I don't get it.
1135
00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:12,264
That was supposed
to be it.
1136
00:48:12,305 --> 00:48:15,559
Well, is there
a phase three?
1137
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,103
It's a two-phase plan.
1138
00:48:22,107 --> 00:48:23,733
Maybe Rocket's
right about us.
1139
00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:25,902
No.
1140
00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:29,239
No, we're on the
come-up, dude.
1141
00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:33,243
Girls across the world
jack off to our scenes.
1142
00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,786
Huh?
1143
00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:36,454
We're adult actors.
1144
00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:37,581
That's huge.
1145
00:48:37,622 --> 00:48:40,458
When chicks hear
what we do, they,
1146
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,127
they'll know.
We screw for money.
1147
00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:48,091
Tom, we're never, ever gonna
be as horny as we are right
1148
00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:51,386
here, right now.
1149
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:53,513
I'm Steve Driver.
1150
00:48:53,513 --> 00:48:56,600
The following video contains
footage of me and my boy,
1151
00:48:56,641 --> 00:49:00,937
Tom Dong, the greatest Asian
stunt cock ever having hot
1152
00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:03,940
sex with beautiful women who
love taking loads all over
1153
00:49:03,982 --> 00:49:05,775
their faces,
tits, ass cheeks.
1154
00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:09,446
And even inside their
butt holes [LAUGHTER].
1155
00:49:09,487 --> 00:49:11,406
Check it out.
1156
00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:27,464
It's actually not bad.
1157
00:49:28,506 --> 00:49:29,174
No, I could definitely
give you some pointers,
1158
00:49:29,215 --> 00:49:32,844
but you have an eye for
composition and a good sense
1159
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:34,137
of mise-en-scene.
1160
00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:34,804
Yeah, I do.
1161
00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:36,306
And so do you.
1162
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,016
'Cause we know
this stuff.
1163
00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:39,517
We, we know it
better than anyone.
1164
00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:43,355
That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
1165
00:49:43,396 --> 00:49:46,942
I think we could
do this on our own.
1166
00:49:51,237 --> 00:49:52,822
W - - what are
you saying?
1167
00:49:52,864 --> 00:49:55,659
I'm saying we should
start our own company,
1168
00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,994
Driver Dong films.
1169
00:49:58,036 --> 00:49:59,496
Now think about it, we,
we shoot some scenes,
1170
00:49:59,537 --> 00:50:00,705
we've got the intro.
1171
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,499
We create a package
to attract investors.
1172
00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:05,377
We've already got the tools for
the job we need right here.
1173
00:50:05,418 --> 00:50:07,504
And what about the
plans to become stars?
1174
00:50:07,545 --> 00:50:09,005
Now you want to
be producers?
1175
00:50:09,047 --> 00:50:10,840
This is how we
become stars.
1176
00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:13,009
This is phase three.
1177
00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,011
I thought there
was no phase three.
1178
00:50:16,221 --> 00:50:18,056
There is now.
1179
00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:33,863
Shit.
1180
00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:39,411
[GROANING]
1181
00:50:39,452 --> 00:50:40,537
Oh. Oh god.
1182
00:50:40,578 --> 00:50:42,038
Oh, god.
1183
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,374
[GRUNTING] You're
really boring me,
1184
00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:46,710
let's just chill out.
1185
00:50:46,751 --> 00:50:47,127
Oh god.
1186
00:50:47,168 --> 00:50:50,547
Are you done
yet already?
1187
00:50:50,588 --> 00:50:52,090
Oh that's all in it.
1188
00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:55,719
Um, it'll be porn from
the chick perspective.
1189
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,595
What else you got?
1190
00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,556
Fast-forward it.
1191
00:50:59,597 --> 00:51:01,182
Oh god.
1192
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:28,418
Ah.
What the fuck?
1193
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:29,627
What?
1194
00:51:30,628 --> 00:51:31,755
I mean w - -
what do you think?
1195
00:51:31,796 --> 00:51:32,756
What do I think?
1196
00:51:32,797 --> 00:51:33,757
I think this is shit.
1197
00:51:33,798 --> 00:51:35,258
I mean this
isn't even sexy.
1198
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,760
It's, in fact, it's
downright fucking
1199
00:51:36,801 --> 00:51:37,427
disgusting.
1200
00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:38,928
Okay, okay.
1201
00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:40,096
Well, maybe we didn't get
the execution we wanted this
1202
00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,639
time around,
but, but the ideas,
1203
00:51:41,681 --> 00:51:43,266
the id - - the ideas
are there, right?
1204
00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:45,769
And, you know, with your
investment we'd have more
1205
00:51:45,810 --> 00:51:47,103
incentive to
offer the girls.
1206
00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:49,147
Your ideas are shit.
1207
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,315
Pure shit.
1208
00:51:50,356 --> 00:51:51,649
No, I'm not interested.
1209
00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:54,110
Take the garbage, get
the fuck out of my office.
1210
00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:55,278
Both of you guys.
1211
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,112
Out.
1212
00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:56,821
We're done.
1213
00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,449
Don't let the door hit you
in the ass on the way out.
1214
00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:01,326
Oh hey, Dong,
one last thing,
1215
00:52:01,367 --> 00:52:04,496
don't ever put a three-inch dick
in a eight-inch hot dog bun.
1216
00:52:04,537 --> 00:52:06,331
Come on, what
the fuck?
1217
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,634
I will not
tolerate this shit.
1218
00:52:17,675 --> 00:52:21,179
You, you told me you were
getting rid of the disc.
1219
00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:24,474
Well, I, I mean what if
we need it for later?
1220
00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:25,183
I hid it.
1221
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,518
In the camera?
1222
00:52:26,559 --> 00:52:27,644
Yeah, and now the
camera's not working again.
1223
00:52:27,685 --> 00:52:28,645
No, no, no, I fixed
it. It's fine.
1224
00:52:28,686 --> 00:52:29,312
Well, what if
you hadn't?
1225
00:52:29,354 --> 00:52:33,024
I mean what the hell is
going on with you guys?
1226
00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:35,193
It - - you're both acting
like rebellious teenagers
1227
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,654
and now you're making me
act like an angry father.
1228
00:52:37,695 --> 00:52:38,655
I hate that shit.
1229
00:52:38,696 --> 00:52:41,825
I expect this
from you, Steve.
1230
00:52:41,866 --> 00:52:45,829
But Tom, uh - -
I'm disappointed.
1231
00:52:45,870 --> 00:52:48,832
You know, I, I thought
you were better than this.
1232
00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:53,670
Now, don't think I haven't
heard about Chris's plans.
1233
00:52:53,711 --> 00:52:55,380
I hear the whispers.
1234
00:52:55,421 --> 00:52:58,383
And, and when that happens,
I'm gonna need a new partner.
1235
00:52:58,424 --> 00:53:03,179
And Tom, you've, uh,
turned my finances around.
1236
00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:05,682
You've lowered
my overhead.
1237
00:53:05,723 --> 00:53:08,351
Hell, you're making
me money [LAUGHTER].
1238
00:53:08,393 --> 00:53:11,396
So, I want that
partner to be you.
1239
00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:17,861
But this kind of shit.
1240
00:53:17,902 --> 00:53:21,364
Stealing my equipment,
going around behind my back.
1241
00:53:21,406 --> 00:53:22,907
I will not
tolerate that.
1242
00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:25,243
I don't want
to be harsh.
1243
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:29,873
But, from now on you guys
are suspended indefinitely.
1244
00:53:29,914 --> 00:53:30,415
What? What?
Suspended?
1245
00:53:30,456 --> 00:53:32,041
There has to be
consequences, guys.
1246
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,543
I'm sorry.
1247
00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:35,378
This is how society is run and
this is how I run my family.
1248
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,046
Eric, Eric, you
have to let me shoot.
1249
00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:38,882
If, if I don't
fuck, I go crazy.
1250
00:53:38,923 --> 00:53:40,383
You have to let me
shoot, I need to.
1251
00:53:40,425 --> 00:53:42,051
You know what, I don't
got to do shit.
1252
00:53:42,093 --> 00:53:43,052
Okay.
1253
00:53:43,094 --> 00:53:46,764
I took a chance
on you idiots.
1254
00:53:47,265 --> 00:53:52,061
I mean seriously, an
eight-inch hot dog bun?
1255
00:54:36,147 --> 00:54:37,106
Yeah.
1256
00:54:37,148 --> 00:54:38,942
Want some
Driver juice?
1257
00:54:38,983 --> 00:54:39,943
Like that.
1258
00:54:39,984 --> 00:54:41,277
Like that.
1259
00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:44,614
Well, man, you take that
many you're gonna
1260
00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:45,490
become immune.
1261
00:54:45,531 --> 00:54:46,282
Uh-uh.
1262
00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:47,784
My multivitamins.
1263
00:54:47,825 --> 00:54:49,619
Steve, you're on deck.
1264
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,788
Look, um, I've
been thinking.
1265
00:54:51,829 --> 00:54:54,332
No one's gonna
invest in our company.
1266
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:55,291
No.
1267
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:56,626
No, my dad will.
1268
00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:58,503
He knows a smart investment
when he sees one.
1269
00:54:58,544 --> 00:54:59,629
He, he won't
let me down.
1270
00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:01,005
Then why isn't he
calling you back?
1271
00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:02,465
Uh, he's a busy guy.
1272
00:55:02,507 --> 00:55:03,967
Maybe he doesn't want to
invest in a porn company?
1273
00:55:04,008 --> 00:55:05,468
Everyone wants to
invest in porn.
1274
00:55:05,510 --> 00:55:08,638
We have to assume
there's no money.
1275
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:14,644
If we just maintain things
here and bank up enough
1276
00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:16,646
cash, we'll be able to start
Driver Dong films in
1277
00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:17,814
a few years.
1278
00:55:17,855 --> 00:55:19,482
That's, that's a
good goal, right?
1279
00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:21,317
Dude, we make 40
bucks a scene.
1280
00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:22,819
Okay, so it might take
more than a few years.
1281
00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:23,528
Fuck that.
1282
00:55:23,569 --> 00:55:25,321
I'm not a mope.
1283
00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:27,198
I'm tired of pretending
this is all I am.
1284
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:28,825
We weren't trying
hard enough before,
1285
00:55:28,866 --> 00:55:30,159
we didn't want
it bad enough.
1286
00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:31,369
But that's all
changing right here,
1287
00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:32,996
right now.
1288
00:55:33,037 --> 00:55:34,497
I'm gonna show them who the
real Steve Driver is and he
1289
00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:35,665
ain't no pussy.
1290
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,333
This is phase four, Tom.
1291
00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:38,501
Stop making up new phases.
1292
00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:40,044
Whatever the fuck it
takes.
1293
00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:48,052
We need to just do our jobs
and be professionals until,
1294
00:55:48,094 --> 00:55:51,556
until your dad comes
through with the money.
1295
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,728
Can you do that?
1296
00:56:00,773 --> 00:56:02,400
Can you do that?
1297
00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:06,070
Yes, I can.
1298
00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:08,906
Yes, I can.
1299
00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:11,576
Thank you.
1300
00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,382
Dad, very
important question.
1301
00:56:26,424 --> 00:56:28,926
Are you into anal?
1302
00:56:28,968 --> 00:56:30,219
'Cause I'm really
fucking good at it.
1303
00:56:30,261 --> 00:56:31,763
Watch my scenes
for proof.
1304
00:56:31,804 --> 00:56:33,765
There's an intensity in my
work that you won't find in
1305
00:56:33,806 --> 00:56:34,891
the pretenders.
1306
00:56:34,932 --> 00:56:39,937
[GROANING]
[GROANING]
1307
00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:48,571
Driven!. Ooh!
1308
00:56:48,613 --> 00:56:50,782
[GROANING] Steve, if I
can hear you over the girl,
1309
00:56:50,823 --> 00:56:51,949
you're doing it wrong.
1310
00:56:51,991 --> 00:56:53,117
Oh.
1311
00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:57,080
Just fuck the
girl, Steve.
1312
00:56:57,121 --> 00:56:59,916
Anyway, I, I just wanted
to give you an idea of what
1313
00:56:59,957 --> 00:57:01,250
your return on
investment could be.
1314
00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:01,959
There's a lot
of moving parts,
1315
00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:05,296
but with my skill and, and
the talent I have lined up
1316
00:57:05,338 --> 00:57:07,799
to work with, I'd say you'd
be looking at six figures
1317
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,966
a year,
conservatively.
1318
00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:10,259
Probably seven.
1319
00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:11,594
I'm gonna fuck
you in the ass.
1320
00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:13,137
Let me fuck you in
the ass, come on.
1321
00:57:13,179 --> 00:57:14,931
You want to get
some Del Taco?
1322
00:57:14,972 --> 00:57:16,432
You ever been driven?
1323
00:57:16,474 --> 00:57:18,267
Driven.
Driven.
1324
00:57:18,309 --> 00:57:20,144
That's what I yell
when I fuck people.
1325
00:57:20,186 --> 00:57:22,939
Tom and I are hot names on
the lips of the tastemakers
1326
00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:25,274
and everyone knows
that Eric can't lose us.
1327
00:57:25,316 --> 00:57:27,110
Just give me
one good frame.
1328
00:57:27,151 --> 00:57:28,945
Steve, that's
all we need.
1329
00:57:28,986 --> 00:57:30,446
Just s - - stand.
1330
00:57:30,488 --> 00:57:31,447
All right.
1331
00:57:31,489 --> 00:57:32,949
Oh my god.
1332
00:57:32,990 --> 00:57:34,784
You fucking nutted me?
No.
1333
00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:36,285
I'm not even on fucking
curtain call, you dick.
1334
00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:38,162
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
1335
00:57:38,204 --> 00:57:38,788
I - - what?
1336
00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:40,164
Eric, he fucking popped
in me during stills,
1337
00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,791
you ass wipe.
1338
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,626
That's, I can't, you better pay
my fucking kill fee, Eric.
1339
00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:45,128
Baby, I'm so s -
- I'm so sorry.
1340
00:57:45,169 --> 00:57:47,296
What the fuck, man?
1341
00:57:47,338 --> 00:57:49,465
You couldn't hope to find
two cocksmen like us again
1342
00:57:49,507 --> 00:57:50,133
in a million years.
1343
00:57:50,174 --> 00:57:52,635
Not who will do the
things we do for this craft.
1344
00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:55,304
So, they're gonna bite on
your dicks and I want you to
1345
00:57:55,346 --> 00:57:56,973
bite really hard.
1346
00:57:57,014 --> 00:57:59,016
You're gonna enjoy this more
than getting kicked in the
1347
00:57:59,058 --> 00:57:59,642
balls, boys.
1348
00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:01,144
Get in there.
1349
00:58:01,185 --> 00:58:03,521
They broke the mold with
us, and it scares the money
1350
00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:04,480
around here.
1351
00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:06,149
It scares them
half to death.
1352
00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:08,025
But with your backing, we'll
scare them all the way to death.
1353
00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:10,987
That scene we shot the
other day is unusable,
1354
00:58:11,028 --> 00:58:13,156
all right, so stop
winking at the girls.
1355
00:58:13,197 --> 00:58:16,993
You are not flirting, you
are already fucking them.
1356
00:58:17,034 --> 00:58:17,827
Okay, got it.
1357
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:22,874
[GROANING]
1358
00:58:28,212 --> 00:58:29,881
Yeah,
chicken hands.
1359
00:58:29,922 --> 00:58:32,383
Fuck [CHICKEN NOISES].
1360
00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,843
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what the fuck are you doing?
1361
00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:36,721
What, you - -
they're chicken hands.
1362
00:58:36,762 --> 00:58:38,514
Just fuck the
chicks, all right.
1363
00:58:38,556 --> 00:58:40,725
I don't need your
creative input.
1364
00:58:40,766 --> 00:58:42,018
I'm the auteur here.
1365
00:58:42,059 --> 00:58:43,019
It's chicken hands.
1366
00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:44,687
What the fuck
are chicken hands?
1367
00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:46,189
It's a theme, Eric.
1368
00:58:46,230 --> 00:58:47,231
What is the theme?
1369
00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:48,858
What is the theme?
1370
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,860
You're in a locker
room with chicken hands.
1371
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:52,904
I don't understand what
the fuck I'm watching.
1372
00:58:52,945 --> 00:58:53,863
It's hot.
1373
00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:54,864
They're not hot.
1374
00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:56,532
They're
dishwashing gloves.
1375
00:58:56,574 --> 00:58:57,867
Those are for
dishes with.
1376
00:58:57,909 --> 00:59:01,579
Take those fucking dishwashing
gloves off right now.
1377
00:59:01,621 --> 00:59:03,164
You are fucking me up.
1378
00:59:10,254 --> 00:59:11,214
Let's go again.
1379
00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:14,717
You need to take a
fucking shower, Driver.
1380
00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:15,301
Oh, fuck you.
Hey, hey.
1381
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:17,220
It's not me. Don't talk
to her that way.
1382
00:59:17,261 --> 00:59:18,888
What?
You need to take a shower.
1383
00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:19,514
No.
Everyone - -.
1384
00:59:19,514 --> 00:59:21,057
Her pussy fucking
stinks, fucking shower.
1385
00:59:21,098 --> 00:59:22,391
Shut the fuck up.
1386
00:59:22,433 --> 00:59:23,726
If you don't get the
hygiene thing under control,
1387
00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:24,894
I'm not gonna shoot you.
Oh, fuck you, Eric.
1388
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:26,395
Fuck me?
It's my scene, man.
1389
00:59:26,437 --> 00:59:28,231
Get the fuck off my set.
Get the fuck off my set.
1390
00:59:28,272 --> 00:59:30,775
Where's Treetop?
What, Treetop?
1391
00:59:30,816 --> 00:59:32,235
You're gonna have him - -.
Get the fuck off my set.
1392
00:59:32,276 --> 00:59:35,238
Fuck you both.
Go take a fucking shower.
1393
00:59:35,279 --> 00:59:37,740
Christ.
I'm it.
1394
00:59:37,782 --> 00:59:39,617
And when we go public,
who the fuck knows,
1395
00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:41,953
maybe Fortune
500 numbers.
1396
00:59:41,994 --> 00:59:44,413
Eight figure
fucking IPO.
1397
00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:45,915
Tom is running
numbers, he's,
1398
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:47,416
he's the math guy.
1399
00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:49,252
But this is buy a basketball
team money we're talking.
1400
00:59:49,293 --> 00:59:50,586
Slavery money.
1401
00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:51,587
And it's due.
1402
00:59:51,629 --> 00:59:53,089
I'm due.
1403
00:59:53,130 --> 00:59:55,591
I've done more for this industry
than any man before me.
1404
00:59:55,633 --> 00:59:57,802
It's all happening, Dad.
1405
00:59:57,843 --> 00:59:59,595
Just like in my dreams.
1406
00:59:59,637 --> 01:00:03,474
You're gonna be so
proud of your fucking son.
1407
01:00:18,197 --> 01:00:20,449
Dad, please call back.
Please.
1408
01:00:20,491 --> 01:00:22,618
This is, this is a smart
investment,
1409
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:24,120
it's, it's the best one.
1410
01:00:24,161 --> 01:00:27,623
I just need you to call me
back and we can talk about it.
1411
01:00:27,665 --> 01:00:28,291
You'll love it.
1412
01:00:28,332 --> 01:00:30,001
It's, it's so good.
1413
01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:34,589
Dad, please.
1414
01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:06,829
Oh, mother - -.
What the fuck?
1415
01:01:06,871 --> 01:01:08,164
Motherfucker.
What the fuck?
1416
01:01:08,205 --> 01:01:09,332
What's going on?
You motherfucker.
1417
01:01:09,373 --> 01:01:10,666
What's going on?
You're a motherfucker.
1418
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:11,667
Get away from me.
Get the fuck away from me.
1419
01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:12,877
What the fuck are you
doing? Stop.
1420
01:01:12,918 --> 01:01:13,419
That was - -.
Fuck you, man.
1421
01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:15,338
All right, what, what,
what. Fuck you.
1422
01:01:15,379 --> 01:01:16,505
What is it now?
I mean - -.
1423
01:01:16,547 --> 01:01:17,840
Wiz is hogging all
the girls' attention.
1424
01:01:17,882 --> 01:01:19,008
They're here for all of
us, not just for him.
1425
01:01:19,050 --> 01:01:20,718
Hey, man, you're not
even in the scene.
1426
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,260
I was just - -.
Fucking loser.
1427
01:01:21,302 --> 01:01:23,012
I was just - - fuck
you, man. Stop.
1428
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:23,638
Loser.
1429
01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:24,138
Fucking hands, you
fucking son of a bitch..
1430
01:01:24,138 --> 01:01:26,349
Man, just relax.
Steve, come on.
1431
01:01:26,390 --> 01:01:28,225
Fuck off, what,
stay out of this.
1432
01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:30,019
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey. Relax.
1433
01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:30,770
I need you
to calm down.
1434
01:01:30,811 --> 01:01:32,355
No, I would be relaxed if it
wasn't for the fucking - -.
1435
01:01:32,396 --> 01:01:33,856
Stop.
Stop.
1436
01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:34,857
Put up your hand you small
dick having motherfucker.
1437
01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:35,358
Stop.
Come on, back.
1438
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:37,360
What, what, what,
what. Dude.
1439
01:01:37,401 --> 01:01:38,861
And all of a sudden you're
backing Eric up now, huh?
1440
01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:40,029
Spending all
your time with him,
1441
01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:40,613
being his
fucking lap dog?
1442
01:01:40,655 --> 01:01:42,531
Fucking secretary is
what you fucking are.
1443
01:01:42,573 --> 01:01:43,199
It's about all of us.
1444
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:43,866
No.
1445
01:01:43,908 --> 01:01:44,700
The family.
1446
01:01:44,742 --> 01:01:45,534
That doesn't
work for me.
1447
01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:46,077
Okay, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
1448
01:01:46,077 --> 01:01:49,080
I am sick of you
being on my dime.
1449
01:01:49,121 --> 01:01:49,622
Out.
1450
01:01:49,664 --> 01:01:51,874
What the fuck do
you know about porn,
1451
01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:52,708
huh, Eric?
1452
01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:53,876
I am porn.
1453
01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:56,712
Armpit sniffer
16, that's me.
1454
01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:58,547
Cheerlead - - Ball
Busting Cheerleaders Seven,
1455
01:01:58,589 --> 01:01:59,382
that's on me.
1456
01:01:59,423 --> 01:02:01,050
Me, me, fucking me.
1457
01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:02,551
Jesus Christ
[LAUGHTER].
1458
01:02:02,593 --> 01:02:03,719
Fuck you all,
man, fuck you all.
1459
01:02:03,761 --> 01:02:04,929
Don't fucking
laugh at me.
1460
01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:06,263
I demand respect.
1461
01:02:06,305 --> 01:02:07,390
Fuck you.
1462
01:02:07,431 --> 01:02:09,058
You got to earn
our respect, bro.
1463
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:09,892
Fuck off.
1464
01:02:09,934 --> 01:02:12,728
Fuck the - - fuck off.
1465
01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:15,231
I'm fucking Steve
Driver, you don't fucking,
1466
01:02:15,272 --> 01:02:16,691
fucking know.
1467
01:02:20,152 --> 01:02:21,737
God.
Pack up his shit, Chris.
1468
01:02:21,779 --> 01:02:23,114
Oh Eric, he didn't
mean what he said.
1469
01:02:23,155 --> 01:02:23,948
Yes, he did.
1470
01:02:23,989 --> 01:02:24,907
I'll talk to him.
1471
01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,242
I'll make sure
he's cool.
1472
01:02:26,283 --> 01:02:28,077
Uh, if the girls don't
want to shoot with him,
1473
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:29,286
I can't shoot him.
1474
01:02:29,328 --> 01:02:31,080
All right, don't talk
to me, talk to them.
1475
01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:35,084
Seriously, how do you
offend a gang bang queen?
1476
01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:36,419
No offense,
sweetheart.
1477
01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:38,421
One more chance,
that's all I'm asking for.
1478
01:02:38,462 --> 01:02:38,796
No.
1479
01:02:38,796 --> 01:02:41,132
If he leaves, I leave.
1480
01:02:41,173 --> 01:02:43,092
Bye, see you in hell.
1481
01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:47,096
Eric, look we have that, uh,
interracial cuckold site
1482
01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:48,097
launching next week.
1483
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:49,640
Yeah?
1484
01:02:49,682 --> 01:02:54,478
Well, man, look, the design's
only half finished, all right.
1485
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,314
We'll just hire
somebody else.
1486
01:02:57,356 --> 01:03:00,276
No, no, that cost
like 5,000 dollars.
1487
01:03:00,317 --> 01:03:03,612
All right, Tom is
here, Tom is good.
1488
01:03:03,654 --> 01:03:07,450
Ah, fuck.
Fuck.
1489
01:03:07,491 --> 01:03:10,494
Fuck, fu - - okay.
1490
01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:13,789
Oh.
1491
01:03:13,831 --> 01:03:16,167
Steve can stay but
he only does chores.
1492
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:18,794
I will not shoot him.
1493
01:03:18,836 --> 01:03:19,795
Okay?
1494
01:03:19,837 --> 01:03:21,130
Okay.
1495
01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:21,964
Thank you.
1496
01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:23,299
Thank you.
1497
01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:26,677
You won't regret this.
1498
01:03:28,345 --> 01:03:31,515
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, fuck me.
1499
01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:43,944
What's up, Tom?
1500
01:04:18,562 --> 01:04:19,230
You know, he
can't do this.
1501
01:04:19,271 --> 01:04:22,191
Guys like me, guys who,
guys who can pop on command,
1502
01:04:22,233 --> 01:04:24,860
we're like fucking diamonds
in a sea of ordinary men.
1503
01:04:24,902 --> 01:04:26,529
You know, I'm gonna go
straight to the union.
1504
01:04:26,570 --> 01:04:27,863
I stuck my neck
out for you, man.
1505
01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:31,575
Now I find out
you're a psycho criminal.
1506
01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:34,578
Huh.
1507
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:36,080
What?
1508
01:04:36,121 --> 01:04:37,414
Why didn't you tell me you
got kicked out of college?
1509
01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:42,211
It's, it's not
what you think.
1510
01:04:42,253 --> 01:04:43,587
All that stuff about
being a jet pilot,
1511
01:04:43,629 --> 01:04:44,713
you made that up?
1512
01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:45,923
No, it's mostly true.
1513
01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:47,883
I'm supposed to be
your best friend.
1514
01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:59,061
In school, a TA, he - - he
said I had to suck his dick
1515
01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:00,396
for a passing grade.
1516
01:05:00,437 --> 01:05:01,438
I, I was defending myself.
No.
1517
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,065
I looked it up, man.
1518
01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:06,402
It says you put an unloaded
gun to his balls
1519
01:05:06,443 --> 01:05:08,529
and pulled the trigger.
1520
01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:13,367
That's - -.
That's fucked up.
1521
01:05:13,617 --> 01:05:15,452
It wasn't like that.
You got time for it.
1522
01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:19,582
House arrest.
Tom.
1523
01:05:19,623 --> 01:05:22,751
Please, please don't.
1524
01:05:22,793 --> 01:05:26,130
Please don't tell
anyone about this.
1525
01:05:31,510 --> 01:05:33,470
Steve.
1526
01:05:35,472 --> 01:05:38,267
Maybe Eric's right
about some of this stuff.
1527
01:05:40,477 --> 01:05:42,438
We should sit back and
survey the
1528
01:05:42,479 --> 01:05:44,148
landscape a little.
1529
01:05:47,359 --> 01:05:48,944
What are you saying?
1530
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,946
What.
1531
01:05:50,988 --> 01:05:51,989
Quit the plan?
1532
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,116
What about phase five?
1533
01:05:54,158 --> 01:05:56,952
It's not in the cards for
us to be the guys on video
1534
01:05:56,994 --> 01:05:59,288
covers, girls
hanging on us.
1535
01:06:01,832 --> 01:06:05,753
I mean look,
we're in porn, right?
1536
01:06:06,503 --> 01:06:09,965
We're just not
the guys, you know.
1537
01:06:12,176 --> 01:06:13,844
Isn't that okay?
1538
01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:16,305
We still get to
fuck girls, uh,
1539
01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:18,349
this, this is an
okay life, right?
1540
01:06:18,390 --> 01:06:19,308
No.
1541
01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,310
No, that's defeatist.
1542
01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:23,979
All it takes to succeed at
anything is perseverance.
1543
01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:26,148
What, what you
don't love what you do?
1544
01:06:26,190 --> 01:06:27,483
You don't, you don't want
to fucking share
1545
01:06:27,524 --> 01:06:27,983
that with the world?
1546
01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:30,861
I suck at the
thing I love to do.
1547
01:06:32,529 --> 01:06:35,032
But Eric, he
lets me do it.
1548
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,368
And he might be the
only one who will.
1549
01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:42,498
I have nowhere
else to go, Steve.
1550
01:06:50,547 --> 01:06:54,802
Look, uh, the guys cleaned
up one of the rooms for me.
1551
01:06:58,055 --> 01:07:00,182
We got a lot of
stuff in ours, and - -.
1552
01:07:03,394 --> 01:07:05,813
I need a little
space right now.
1553
01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:17,885
You got any uppers?
1554
01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:19,595
Uh, no.
1555
01:08:19,636 --> 01:08:22,097
That's cool.
1556
01:08:22,139 --> 01:08:24,475
I got a lot.
1557
01:08:25,976 --> 01:08:27,436
I just don't
like to use my own,
1558
01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:30,564
unless somebody
else has some.
1559
01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:32,608
You know.
1560
01:08:32,649 --> 01:08:36,445
Nobody ever got rich
spending their own money.
1561
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:38,447
That's what I heard.
1562
01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:42,618
And it's the frugal people
that have all the money.
1563
01:08:42,659 --> 01:08:46,789
And like that's the
paradox of it all.
1564
01:08:46,830 --> 01:08:53,128
Like Scrooge McDuck,
never spent any money.
1565
01:08:53,170 --> 01:08:57,800
Look, I - -.
1566
01:08:57,841 --> 01:09:00,803
You know, I, I don't, I know
we don't know each other
1567
01:09:00,844 --> 01:09:05,140
well but would it be cool
if I took a picture of you
1568
01:09:05,182 --> 01:09:07,976
where it looked like
you were sucking me off?
1569
01:09:08,018 --> 01:09:10,687
Yeah, that's cool.
1570
01:09:57,234 --> 01:09:59,236
[phone ringing]
1571
01:10:21,091 --> 01:10:24,887
Dad?
1572
01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,222
Did he actually say
anything about investing?
1573
01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:28,724
He'll invest.
1574
01:10:28,765 --> 01:10:30,726
You know, he's obviously had
a change of heart since we
1575
01:10:30,767 --> 01:10:32,227
acquired a
marquee talent.
1576
01:10:32,269 --> 01:10:34,229
She's gonna be Driver
Dong's first contract girl.
1577
01:10:34,271 --> 01:10:36,732
Okay, fine, fine.
1578
01:10:36,773 --> 01:10:40,027
Dong Driver's
first contract girl.
1579
01:10:40,944 --> 01:10:42,404
You good?
1580
01:10:42,446 --> 01:10:45,199
All right.
1581
01:10:58,962 --> 01:11:00,088
Dad.
1582
01:11:01,798 --> 01:11:03,217
Oh, here they are.
1583
01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:06,428
Dad.
1584
01:11:06,470 --> 01:11:07,763
Son.
1585
01:11:07,804 --> 01:11:11,934
Um, guys, this
is, this is my dad.
1586
01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:12,851
Oh, okay.
1587
01:11:14,686 --> 01:11:16,772
And that's, uh, that's
my stepmom, Melissa.
1588
01:11:16,813 --> 01:11:17,272
Hi.
1589
01:11:17,314 --> 01:11:19,441
My real mom is
black, I'm adopted.
1590
01:11:19,483 --> 01:11:21,944
Well, uh, I think we're - -.
1591
01:11:21,985 --> 01:11:22,653
Oh, oh.
1592
01:11:22,694 --> 01:11:23,779
Short a chair here.
1593
01:11:23,820 --> 01:11:25,656
Here we go.
1594
01:11:51,348 --> 01:11:52,349
Well.
1595
01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:57,145
This place is,
uh, unique.
1596
01:11:57,187 --> 01:11:57,688
Yeah.
1597
01:11:57,688 --> 01:12:02,150
Incredible, right?
Tampa chose it.
1598
01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:13,996
Tom, can I just say Dave and
I are so happy that Stephen
1599
01:12:14,037 --> 01:12:17,165
has someone he calls his
best friend [LAUGHTER].
1600
01:12:17,207 --> 01:12:19,209
Oh, and much,
much more than that.
1601
01:12:19,251 --> 01:12:20,669
More than a best
friend.
1602
01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:22,879
My life partner.
1603
01:12:29,886 --> 01:12:33,181
Um, Tampa, you're
Stephen's girlfriend?
1604
01:12:33,223 --> 01:12:36,727
Well, the only relationship
I count is I'm a mother.
1605
01:12:36,768 --> 01:12:39,354
I have two little boys.
1606
01:12:39,396 --> 01:12:42,316
Really?
Mm.
1607
01:12:45,902 --> 01:12:47,154
Where are your kids?
1608
01:12:51,241 --> 01:12:53,577
Currently, I don't know.
1609
01:12:55,454 --> 01:13:00,876
Uh, well, Stephen tells
us you're an actress.
1610
01:13:00,917 --> 01:13:03,712
She's gonna be a legend.
1611
01:13:03,754 --> 01:13:04,921
Actually, I got,
I brought some,
1612
01:13:04,963 --> 01:13:09,885
um, some DVDs, guys,
I want you to see.
1613
01:13:09,926 --> 01:13:12,054
You're gonna love
this, um, that one - -.
1614
01:13:12,095 --> 01:13:14,431
Um, I'm - -.
I got that one.
1615
01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:19,603
No, no, no, n - - no.
Just stop.
1616
01:13:20,937 --> 01:13:22,105
Well.
No.
1617
01:13:22,147 --> 01:13:23,106
Dad, Dad, it's part
of my presentation.
1618
01:13:23,148 --> 01:13:24,232
You're gonna
want to hear this.
1619
01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:25,567
It's great.
1620
01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:27,235
I, I, I'm not listening
to any presentation.
1621
01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:33,367
Why not?
I - -.
1622
01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:37,579
You got my, my e-mails, did,
did you watch my pitch video?
1623
01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:38,747
[LAUGHTER] Yeah.
1624
01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:40,749
I read your e-mails,
I watched your video.
1625
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,084
I heard your messages.
1626
01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:46,922
But I'm trying not to
hear what you're saying.
1627
01:13:46,963 --> 01:13:49,549
Mm, you understand,
Stephen?
1628
01:13:51,343 --> 01:13:54,096
We did not invite
you here for a pitch.
1629
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,892
We want you
to come home.
1630
01:14:00,977 --> 01:14:03,647
We want you home.
Home.
1631
01:14:07,317 --> 01:14:13,156
But I have my own home.
I have fans.
1632
01:14:14,991 --> 01:14:16,952
Are you trying
to humiliate me?
1633
01:14:16,993 --> 01:14:18,120
Huh?
1634
01:14:18,161 --> 01:14:22,624
I, I have always
supported you.
1635
01:14:22,666 --> 01:14:26,294
Even your goth phase,
when you were obsessed
1636
01:14:26,336 --> 01:14:28,088
with Columbine.
1637
01:14:29,172 --> 01:14:30,966
It's my dream.
1638
01:14:31,007 --> 01:14:33,135
Well what about
your other dreams?
1639
01:14:33,176 --> 01:14:34,469
What about college?
1640
01:14:34,511 --> 01:14:36,972
Being an
astronaut, a rapper?
1641
01:14:37,013 --> 01:14:39,516
The jet pilot
stunt man?
1642
01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:40,976
Porn is all those
things combined.
1643
01:14:41,017 --> 01:14:44,813
And Dad, I, I'm a high-risk
professional athlete.
1644
01:14:44,855 --> 01:14:46,690
What I do requires
stamina, endurance.
1645
01:14:46,731 --> 01:14:47,482
No.
Determination.
1646
01:14:47,524 --> 01:14:48,483
No, no.
Stop.
1647
01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:52,028
What you do
requires a pulse.
1648
01:14:52,070 --> 01:14:55,824
And what are you
doing with this girl?
1649
01:14:55,866 --> 01:14:59,494
Really, you bring a, a
woman dressed like this to
1650
01:14:59,536 --> 01:15:01,621
a goddamn
family dinner.
1651
01:15:02,873 --> 01:15:03,415
Dad, she loves me.
1652
01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:05,167
She, she's not your
girlfriend, Stephen.
1653
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,376
She doesn't love you.
What you - -.
1654
01:15:06,418 --> 01:15:07,502
She doesn't even
want to be here.
1655
01:15:07,544 --> 01:15:12,507
What do you know about love?
No.
1656
01:15:12,549 --> 01:15:14,342
You - -.
1657
01:15:14,384 --> 01:15:19,556
Dad. I just wanted to show
you I, that I wasn't gay.
1658
01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:25,896
No one thought you were.
You, you're sick.
1659
01:15:25,937 --> 01:15:27,022
No.
1660
01:15:27,063 --> 01:15:28,231
Stephen, no, he
does, he has - -.
1661
01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:29,524
No, I'm not, I,
I'm not sick.
1662
01:15:29,566 --> 01:15:30,150
A mental illness.
I, I don't have anything.
1663
01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:31,860
He has, he does.
Don't listen to him, Tom.
1664
01:15:31,902 --> 01:15:33,195
He has - -.
I don't have anything.
1665
01:15:33,236 --> 01:15:34,696
He has a mental illness.
I don't have anything.
1666
01:15:34,738 --> 01:15:37,032
Yes, you do.
1667
01:15:37,073 --> 01:15:38,366
You are coming
with us.
1668
01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:40,702
This is going home,
don't need it anymore.
1669
01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,041
Fucking dinner.
1670
01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:50,754
Fine.
1671
01:15:51,922 --> 01:15:55,383
You're a big
porn star now.
1672
01:15:55,425 --> 01:15:56,384
Big star.
1673
01:15:56,426 --> 01:15:57,886
Right?
1674
01:15:57,928 --> 01:15:59,888
Everybody wants to know you,
everybody wants to be you.
1675
01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:02,724
I would think,
Stephen, that a,
1676
01:16:02,766 --> 01:16:05,268
a porn star would have more
pride in his appearance.
1677
01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:09,231
You know, and in his hygiene and
in the company that he keeps.
1678
01:16:09,272 --> 01:16:11,900
I watched your videos.
1679
01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:16,404
And from what I can tell you
just get kicked in the balls.
1680
01:16:16,446 --> 01:16:21,910
You're a porn star who gets
paid next to fucking nothing
1681
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,620
to not have sex.
1682
01:16:23,662 --> 01:16:24,412
I do have sex.
1683
01:16:24,454 --> 01:16:25,288
I do.
1684
01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:28,083
Stephen, why porn?
1685
01:16:28,124 --> 01:16:30,585
You're not, you're
not [LAUGHTER] even
1686
01:16:30,627 --> 01:16:31,920
well-endowed.
1687
01:16:32,128 --> 01:16:33,421
David.
1688
01:16:33,463 --> 01:16:34,422
That's enough.
1689
01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:36,883
Enough.
1690
01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:41,972
Psh - -.
1691
01:16:46,643 --> 01:16:48,937
Normally I don't like to
talk shop on the Sabbath.
1692
01:16:48,979 --> 01:16:52,607
But I am glad you told
me about the meth whore.
1693
01:16:52,649 --> 01:16:55,777
Still, I'm gonna need
both of you guys to leave.
1694
01:16:55,819 --> 01:16:58,613
I'm gonna miss your loads
hitting those pretty faces,
1695
01:16:58,655 --> 01:17:00,657
though [LAUGHTER].
1696
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:01,950
We don't have
anywhere to go.
1697
01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:03,451
Yeah.
1698
01:17:03,493 --> 01:17:04,953
So?
1699
01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:07,080
Eric, please.
1700
01:17:12,836 --> 01:17:14,629
This is a volatile business.
1701
01:17:14,671 --> 01:17:16,798
Steve is a wild card, and
I can't afford to have any
1702
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,133
wild cards.
1703
01:17:18,174 --> 01:17:20,302
So, as long as
you're with Steve,
1704
01:17:20,343 --> 01:17:22,971
you're a wild card too.
1705
01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:39,946
Please, Eric.
1706
01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:44,326
Whatever I need to
do to stay here.
1707
01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:48,663
To be a part of
this company.
1708
01:17:49,205 --> 01:17:51,207
Permanently.
1709
01:17:54,044 --> 01:17:55,545
I'll do it.
1710
01:17:58,548 --> 01:18:00,300
With or without Steve.
1711
01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:17,233
You're part of
this family now.
1712
01:18:17,442 --> 01:18:18,902
Okay?
1713
01:18:19,402 --> 01:18:21,821
And I'm gonna
take care of you.
1714
01:18:22,238 --> 01:18:23,406
You beautiful boy.
1715
01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:31,539
And you and I, we're
gonna fuck chicks,
1716
01:18:31,581 --> 01:18:34,209
together.
1717
01:18:35,418 --> 01:18:37,879
And our fucking hard cocks
are gonna go inside them,
1718
01:18:37,921 --> 01:18:40,256
and they're
gonna touch.
1719
01:18:40,298 --> 01:18:44,219
And then you are gonna
know the true meaning of
1720
01:18:44,260 --> 01:18:45,679
brotherhood.
1721
01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:50,558
So, I can still perform?
1722
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:53,228
You can still perform.
All right?
1723
01:18:56,314 --> 01:19:01,403
All right.
Right.
1724
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:07,450
So, you people are good
with this new little shit.
1725
01:19:11,955 --> 01:19:13,581
Have a seat, Steve.
1726
01:19:20,296 --> 01:19:24,259
So, uh, Tom tells me you
have a girl staying here in
1727
01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:25,301
the building.
1728
01:19:27,303 --> 01:19:28,763
No.
1729
01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:29,931
No, it's n - - it's
not, it's not just a girl.
1730
01:19:29,973 --> 01:19:31,307
She's an amateur,
she's gonna be - -.
1731
01:19:31,349 --> 01:19:32,642
Okay, no, she's a tweaker
and I don't want that
1732
01:19:32,684 --> 01:19:33,601
in my building.
1733
01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:34,310
No, she's clean.
1734
01:19:34,352 --> 01:19:35,437
She's not clean.
1735
01:19:35,478 --> 01:19:35,937
I saw her smoking
shit yesterday.
1736
01:19:35,979 --> 01:19:36,521
Fuck you, man.
Get him out of here.
1737
01:19:36,521 --> 01:19:39,149
Hey, eh, eh.
Fuck you, get out of here.
1738
01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:40,608
Hey, hey.
Follow the fucking rules.
1739
01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:41,943
Okay, look.
1740
01:19:41,985 --> 01:19:46,656
I think it's best that
we just cut ties now.
1741
01:19:46,698 --> 01:19:51,661
You know, uh, uh, I, I
would like you to go.
1742
01:19:51,703 --> 01:19:53,288
Thank you.
1743
01:19:54,038 --> 01:19:56,332
But - -.
1744
01:19:56,374 --> 01:19:58,418
But I, but I've been
doing what you asked.
1745
01:19:58,835 --> 01:20:00,670
Uh, you, no,
no, you haven't.
1746
01:20:00,712 --> 01:20:02,130
You can't clean for shit.
1747
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:03,631
You don't know
how to edit.
1748
01:20:03,673 --> 01:20:05,133
The only thing you use the
computer for is to look up
1749
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,468
porn all the time.
1750
01:20:06,509 --> 01:20:09,596
Uh, you, you're,
you're no good to me.
1751
01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:12,807
We - - we've got
nowhere else to go.
1752
01:20:12,849 --> 01:20:16,186
So.
Right.
1753
01:20:16,227 --> 01:20:17,312
Um - -.
1754
01:20:18,354 --> 01:20:19,981
Tom is staying.
1755
01:20:24,068 --> 01:20:25,820
Find an old roommate,
go back to your parents.
1756
01:20:25,862 --> 01:20:27,781
It's over.
1757
01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:28,740
You haven't
figured this out.
1758
01:20:28,782 --> 01:20:32,827
And honestly, do you want to
be 92 out of 100 on the call
1759
01:20:32,869 --> 01:20:35,163
sheet for a big
fucking mope gang bang?
1760
01:20:35,205 --> 01:20:36,498
At best.
1761
01:20:36,539 --> 01:20:38,374
It's a tough
business, man.
1762
01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:39,209
I'm sorry.
1763
01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:44,380
What about Tampa?
1764
01:20:44,422 --> 01:20:47,342
Yeah, Florida's got
a great porn scene.
1765
01:20:47,383 --> 01:20:48,510
No.
If you want to try and - -.
1766
01:20:48,551 --> 01:20:51,221
No, ta - -.
She's called Tampa.
1767
01:20:51,262 --> 01:20:54,224
I don't know.
What about her?
1768
01:20:54,265 --> 01:21:00,855
Well, well I, I was
gonna save her for my own
1769
01:21:00,897 --> 01:21:03,358
production company,
but I'll do you a favor.
1770
01:21:03,399 --> 01:21:05,360
You know, you're always
saying you're looking for
1771
01:21:05,401 --> 01:21:06,027
new angles, right?
1772
01:21:06,069 --> 01:21:08,696
What, what about, what
about the meth whore angle?
1773
01:21:08,738 --> 01:21:10,198
There's got to be
a market for that.
1774
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:11,699
I get her, I get
her to shoot cheap.
1775
01:21:11,741 --> 01:21:13,910
You let me stay?
1776
01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:17,831
Come on, come
on, just right.
1777
01:21:18,414 --> 01:21:19,415
Right, right in here.
1778
01:21:24,754 --> 01:21:27,549
I, all right, just,
just sit right there.
1779
01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:30,885
How you doing
there, honey?
1780
01:21:30,927 --> 01:21:32,387
Fill this out
for me, all right?
1781
01:21:32,428 --> 01:21:33,721
Just the top part there.
1782
01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:35,223
You look beautiful.
1783
01:21:35,265 --> 01:21:38,268
What's going on, what's,
what's their premise?
1784
01:21:38,309 --> 01:21:40,061
Uh, it's a cuckold
gang bang thing.
1785
01:21:40,103 --> 01:21:41,896
No, no, no, no, I, I, I
thought it was
1786
01:21:41,938 --> 01:21:42,730
a boy girl scene.
1787
01:21:42,772 --> 01:21:43,898
Just, just me and her.
1788
01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:45,233
Well, you thought wrong,
it's a cuckold
1789
01:21:45,275 --> 01:21:46,067
gang bang thing.
1790
01:21:46,109 --> 01:21:47,569
Eric.
1791
01:21:47,610 --> 01:21:48,903
Eric, I don't, I don't want
her banging those goons.
1792
01:21:48,945 --> 01:21:50,071
She only shoots with me.
1793
01:21:50,113 --> 01:21:51,573
No, she doesn't,
you're the cuck.
1794
01:21:51,614 --> 01:21:53,074
But I haven't
even banged her yet.
1795
01:21:53,116 --> 01:21:54,742
Well, it'll add some
realism to your performance.
1796
01:21:54,784 --> 01:21:55,910
Okay?
1797
01:21:55,952 --> 01:21:56,578
But no, come on, man.
1798
01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:58,955
Hey, do you want to
sleep in your car tonight?
1799
01:22:03,626 --> 01:22:06,462
Congratulations, Steve.
You're now a pimp.
1800
01:22:12,802 --> 01:22:15,263
Take that cock.
Oh.
1801
01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:19,434
Oh, yeah.
Ooh.
1802
01:22:19,475 --> 01:22:20,768
Ar - - okay.
1803
01:22:20,810 --> 01:22:22,270
All right, uh,
open up to camera.
1804
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:26,649
Or move your
eyes, or just act.
1805
01:22:26,691 --> 01:22:28,276
Can you act
a little bit?
1806
01:22:28,318 --> 01:22:29,652
Ooh.
Will you please act?
1807
01:22:29,694 --> 01:22:33,948
I need another beer.
It's just, I'm sorry.
1808
01:22:33,990 --> 01:22:36,951
I know.
I'm a lame person.
1809
01:22:36,993 --> 01:22:40,288
And sorry.
I'm losing wood.
1810
01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:40,997
Okay.
Let's go.
1811
01:22:40,997 --> 01:22:43,791
Okay, al - - all right.
I'm fucking rolling here.
1812
01:22:43,833 --> 01:22:46,294
Um, hold her down.
Yeah.
1813
01:22:46,336 --> 01:22:49,797
Yeah, hold her down.
That, that's hot, yeah.
1814
01:22:49,839 --> 01:22:51,174
Huh.
Ooh.
1815
01:22:51,215 --> 01:22:54,093
It hurts when you
do it like that.
1816
01:22:56,888 --> 01:23:00,350
Anal is like a
very emotional thing.
1817
01:23:00,391 --> 01:23:01,309
Stop.
1818
01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,810
Stop.
1819
01:23:02,852 --> 01:23:04,354
Stop.
1820
01:23:04,395 --> 01:23:06,147
Stop.
1821
01:23:06,189 --> 01:23:09,108
Stop.
1822
01:23:11,527 --> 01:23:12,987
Just, um, do
regular first.
1823
01:23:13,029 --> 01:23:20,662
That will turn me on and then
we can do like slow anal.
1824
01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,706
I'm sorry, guys.
1825
01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,210
Do you have some Xanax?
1826
01:23:27,251 --> 01:23:29,337
Or like s - -
maybe some Soma?
1827
01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:32,048
Percs?
1828
01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:33,341
How about another
beer, hon?
1829
01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:34,676
Will that do it for you?
1830
01:23:34,717 --> 01:23:37,011
Yeah, all right.
1831
01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:39,722
Picked a real
winner here, Steve.
1832
01:23:42,892 --> 01:23:43,518
Ah, you reek.
1833
01:23:43,559 --> 01:23:45,853
I can smell your ass all
the way from over here.
1834
01:23:45,895 --> 01:23:48,690
Your wife's got to like be
in with guys who don't smell
1835
01:23:48,731 --> 01:23:51,234
like shit [LAUGHTER].
1836
01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:52,694
And he looks like
he's retarded too.
1837
01:23:52,735 --> 01:23:55,196
Why would she
want to be with you,
1838
01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:55,905
Stinky Steve?
1839
01:23:55,905 --> 01:23:59,075
Why don't you go and crawl
back into whatever deep,
1840
01:23:59,117 --> 01:24:00,910
dark hole you
crawled out of?
1841
01:24:00,952 --> 01:24:03,746
[LAUGHTER] Ooh, oh, mm.
1842
01:24:04,247 --> 01:24:09,711
Ah, this is
getting me hot.
1843
01:24:09,752 --> 01:24:12,422
Chris.
Yeah.
1844
01:24:12,463 --> 01:24:13,548
Do me a favor.
Yeah.
1845
01:24:13,589 --> 01:24:15,591
Take the camera.
All right.
1846
01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:21,681
I'm gonna get in there.
Hell yeah, get on in there.
1847
01:24:21,931 --> 01:24:22,890
Oh, oh sh - -.
1848
01:24:22,932 --> 01:24:24,559
Tweak her
nipples a little bit.
1849
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:27,770
Chris, man, you
got to get in here.
1850
01:24:27,812 --> 01:24:29,439
Yeah?
Yeah.
1851
01:24:30,106 --> 01:24:34,736
Who's gonna hold the camera?
Yeah.
1852
01:24:34,777 --> 01:24:37,739
I bet you never suck your
husband's
1853
01:24:37,780 --> 01:24:38,489
fucking cock like that.
1854
01:24:38,531 --> 01:24:42,243
Oh, I bet his little fucking
inadequate dick never fills
1855
01:24:42,285 --> 01:24:44,287
your mouth like mine.
Huh?
1856
01:24:44,328 --> 01:24:46,080
What do you think, Driver?
1857
01:24:46,122 --> 01:24:48,416
Look at us all fucking
your girlfriend, huh?
1858
01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:51,085
Everybody's fucking fingers
in every fucking part of her
1859
01:24:51,127 --> 01:24:53,296
and you can't do
shit [LAUGHTER].
1860
01:24:54,172 --> 01:24:55,631
You can't do shit, man.
1861
01:24:55,673 --> 01:25:00,762
She said you don't have
a cock that even touches
1862
01:25:00,803 --> 01:25:04,140
[LAUGHTER] her
front teeth, man.
1863
01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:08,603
Shriveled up little
pathetic fucking loser.
1864
01:25:08,644 --> 01:25:11,105
[GROANING]
1865
01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:13,608
All right, Tom, Tom.
Tom.
1866
01:25:13,649 --> 01:25:15,818
Get in here, man.
1867
01:25:18,654 --> 01:25:20,281
Come on, man,
it's a cuck scene.
1868
01:25:20,323 --> 01:25:21,616
It's what we do.
1869
01:25:21,657 --> 01:25:23,785
It's just pretend.
1870
01:25:23,826 --> 01:25:24,952
Come on, man.
1871
01:25:24,994 --> 01:25:26,829
I'm not gonna ask
you again, do it.
1872
01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:32,919
Okay, hey, sweet - - stop.
Fuck.
1873
01:25:37,006 --> 01:25:37,924
Tom.
1874
01:25:39,383 --> 01:25:40,468
Tom.
1875
01:25:41,677 --> 01:25:43,304
You can do this.
1876
01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:45,306
Okay.
1877
01:25:46,390 --> 01:25:47,934
I believe in you.
1878
01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:00,655
Sweetheart.
1879
01:26:00,696 --> 01:26:03,032
Get her in, get
her in Tom, come on.
1880
01:26:19,924 --> 01:26:21,968
It feels good
to be with her.
1881
01:26:22,593 --> 01:26:24,387
You.
1882
01:26:25,096 --> 01:26:26,889
Loser.
1883
01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:37,733
Why can't you do
anything right?
1884
01:26:39,110 --> 01:26:40,820
Why can't you be better?
1885
01:26:42,905 --> 01:26:44,407
I believed you.
1886
01:26:52,248 --> 01:26:53,708
You do smell bad.
1887
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,585
Like shit.
1888
01:26:55,918 --> 01:26:57,378
You're all about being a
porn star and you can't even
1889
01:26:57,420 --> 01:26:57,879
take a shower.
1890
01:26:57,920 --> 01:26:59,422
How fucking
stupid are you, huh?
1891
01:26:59,463 --> 01:27:03,885
She doesn't want
to be with you,
1892
01:27:03,926 --> 01:27:05,428
she's not your
girlfriend.
1893
01:27:05,761 --> 01:27:06,345
You'll never
have a girlfriend.
1894
01:27:06,345 --> 01:27:09,557
No girl will ever
want you, ever love you.
1895
01:27:09,599 --> 01:27:12,393
You disgusting
piece of shit.
1896
01:27:12,435 --> 01:27:15,062
No girl will
ever love you.
1897
01:27:15,104 --> 01:27:19,775
My life will be so
much easier without you.
1898
01:27:19,817 --> 01:27:22,445
I spend all my time telling
you how to do things and you
1899
01:27:22,486 --> 01:27:24,071
just keep fucking up.
1900
01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:26,282
All you've done
is hold me back.
1901
01:27:26,324 --> 01:27:28,409
You and your
stupid, pathetic dreams.
1902
01:27:28,451 --> 01:27:30,244
I, I knew from
the very beginning,
1903
01:27:30,286 --> 01:27:32,914
I knew we'd never be stars,
but I used to hear about it
1904
01:27:32,955 --> 01:27:37,293
so much I got to
thinking maybe we would.
1905
01:27:44,675 --> 01:27:45,927
Look at yourself.
1906
01:27:45,968 --> 01:27:46,636
You'll never
be a porn star.
1907
01:27:46,677 --> 01:27:49,263
How did you ever think you
could become a star, huh?
1908
01:27:49,305 --> 01:27:51,265
You're not even a mope.
1909
01:27:51,307 --> 01:27:59,607
There's no word
for how low you are.
1910
01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:12,119
F - -.
I fucking hate you.
1911
01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:23,506
[CRYING]
1912
01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:33,975
[CRYING]
1913
01:28:34,016 --> 01:28:35,476
Oh god.
1914
01:28:52,034 --> 01:28:57,873
Steve? Steve?
1915
01:29:07,049 --> 01:29:12,263
Steve, I'm - -.
I'm sorry.
1916
01:29:16,726 --> 01:29:20,229
Look, you know what I said
was for the scene, right?
1917
01:29:23,566 --> 01:29:25,359
Please forgive me.
1918
01:29:27,570 --> 01:29:29,363
And I want to help you.
1919
01:29:30,614 --> 01:29:32,241
Let me help you.
1920
01:29:58,434 --> 01:29:59,935
Ya.
1921
01:30:01,103 --> 01:30:02,730
He-ya.
1922
01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:05,441
Ya.
1923
01:30:07,651 --> 01:30:10,404
Ah.
1924
01:30:15,951 --> 01:30:17,078
Steve.
1925
01:30:19,955 --> 01:30:21,248
Steve.
1926
01:30:23,667 --> 01:30:25,544
Out.
Tonight.
1927
01:30:26,295 --> 01:30:27,755
You hear me?
1928
01:30:27,797 --> 01:30:29,590
Steve.
1929
01:30:29,632 --> 01:30:31,592
Do you hear me?
1930
01:30:31,634 --> 01:30:32,760
It's time to go, dude.
1931
01:30:32,802 --> 01:30:34,303
Hey, shut the
fuck up, man.
1932
01:30:34,345 --> 01:30:36,806
I am doing this.
1933
01:30:53,823 --> 01:30:55,157
Hey.
1934
01:31:02,706 --> 01:31:05,292
[SNAPPING] Hello.
1935
01:31:15,010 --> 01:31:18,013
Jesus fucking Christ.
1936
01:31:24,186 --> 01:31:25,438
Get him out of
here, please?
1937
01:31:25,729 --> 01:31:27,523
Come on, man.
1938
01:31:28,190 --> 01:31:29,984
Look, I don't want
to be an asshole,
1939
01:31:30,025 --> 01:31:31,986
okay, you've been good
to me over the years,
1940
01:31:32,027 --> 01:31:33,320
all right.
1941
01:31:33,362 --> 01:31:34,321
But I'm not wrangling
these guys anymore.
1942
01:31:34,363 --> 01:31:36,490
I'm not good
at this, man.
1943
01:31:36,532 --> 01:31:37,491
And you are.
1944
01:31:37,533 --> 01:31:39,660
And you owe me.
1945
01:31:39,702 --> 01:31:42,997
Okay, you
fucking, you owe me.
1946
01:31:43,038 --> 01:31:45,040
I mean you owe me.
1947
01:31:45,082 --> 01:31:46,333
Right?
1948
01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:47,334
Yeah.
1949
01:31:47,376 --> 01:31:48,836
Yeah.
1950
01:31:48,878 --> 01:31:51,172
All right.
1951
01:31:51,213 --> 01:31:52,715
Okay.
1952
01:31:53,549 --> 01:31:54,675
Thank you.
1953
01:31:54,717 --> 01:31:56,051
Mm-hmm.
1954
01:32:07,396 --> 01:32:09,815
Steve, get your
shit and get out.
1955
01:32:11,233 --> 01:32:11,484
Steve.
1956
01:32:11,484 --> 01:32:12,693
Come here, man.
1957
01:32:12,735 --> 01:32:13,861
I'm not gonna
come there, man,
1958
01:32:13,903 --> 01:32:15,362
I don't want to see
any of your bullshit.
1959
01:32:15,404 --> 01:32:16,864
I want you out of
the fucking building.
1960
01:32:16,906 --> 01:32:19,033
Steve.
1961
01:32:19,450 --> 01:32:20,701
Pack up your shit,
I'm not fucking around.
1962
01:32:20,743 --> 01:32:23,037
Man, you should
see this.
1963
01:32:23,078 --> 01:32:25,539
I've told you 15
fucking times, get out.
1964
01:32:25,581 --> 01:32:27,541
Dude, you need to see this.
1965
01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:28,709
Quit stalling, come on.
1966
01:32:28,751 --> 01:32:29,418
No, man.
1967
01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:32,755
Look you fucking mopes,
I'm through with this shit.
1968
01:32:33,797 --> 01:32:36,425
Ah.
Ah, ha-ho.
1969
01:32:37,092 --> 01:32:38,052
God.
1970
01:32:38,093 --> 01:32:39,053
Oh my god.
1971
01:32:39,094 --> 01:32:46,101
[SCREAMING] Oh God.
Please.
1972
01:32:46,143 --> 01:32:48,229
Steve, no.
Ow.
1973
01:32:48,270 --> 01:32:50,064
Oh.
Oh my god.
1974
01:32:50,105 --> 01:32:51,232
God, ow.
Get him, get him.
1975
01:32:51,273 --> 01:32:53,609
Jesus fucking Christ.
Put it down.
1976
01:32:53,651 --> 01:32:54,902
Oh god.
1977
01:32:54,944 --> 01:32:58,572
Put it down, come on.
Steve, please, please.
1978
01:32:58,614 --> 01:33:01,951
Please don't do this.
Put it - - put it down.
1979
01:33:01,992 --> 01:33:05,955
I love you, brother.
I love you.
1980
01:33:33,816 --> 01:33:34,233
Ah.
Shit, shit.
1981
01:33:34,233 --> 01:33:34,608
Hey, hey.
Just don't die.
1982
01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:34,984
Hey.
Don't die, Chris.
1983
01:33:35,025 --> 01:33:37,820
Hey, call 9-1-1.
Shit.
1984
01:33:37,861 --> 01:33:40,614
Oh.
Oh g - -.
1985
01:34:27,870 --> 01:34:31,373
Eric.
No, god, no.
1986
01:34:41,550 --> 01:34:42,801
Eric.
1987
01:34:48,891 --> 01:34:50,059
Eric.
1988
01:34:54,730 --> 01:34:56,982
Fuck, Eric.
1989
01:35:36,105 --> 01:35:41,902
T - - Tom [CRYING].
1990
01:35:41,944 --> 01:35:43,779
Fuck.
Fuck.
1991
01:35:43,821 --> 01:35:51,120
Fuck.
Shit.
1992
01:36:21,525 --> 01:36:23,152
Yo, yo, you've
reached Tom Dong,
1993
01:36:23,193 --> 01:36:25,946
porn star and CFO of Driver
Dong Films [LAUGHTER].
1994
01:36:25,988 --> 01:36:28,949
Uh, I'm probably balls deep
right now so please leave
1995
01:36:28,991 --> 01:36:31,326
a message and
I'll call back.
1996
01:36:32,494 --> 01:36:33,662
Tom.
1997
01:36:37,166 --> 01:36:38,917
Please.
1998
01:36:40,836 --> 01:36:43,839
Please, please
call back.
1999
01:36:46,175 --> 01:36:48,302
I need to speak
to you really bad.
2000
01:36:52,181 --> 01:36:53,849
I'm pissed, I know it.
2001
01:36:58,020 --> 01:36:59,688
Tom, I'm sorry.
2002
01:37:02,232 --> 01:37:04,651
I'm so sorry, I,
I would never,
2003
01:37:04,693 --> 01:37:06,528
ever hurt you.
2004
01:37:11,742 --> 01:37:13,368
Help me, Tom.
2005
01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:21,460
I just can't see it.
2006
01:37:25,589 --> 01:37:28,008
I searched and
I searched.
2007
01:37:29,551 --> 01:37:34,681
And I searched and just -
- I can't understand it.
2008
01:37:42,064 --> 01:37:43,816
I tried, Tom.
2009
01:37:45,234 --> 01:37:46,985
I almost had it all.
2010
01:37:47,402 --> 01:37:49,363
We, we almost
had it together,
2011
01:37:49,404 --> 01:37:52,199
but, but we could,
we could get it back.
2012
01:37:52,241 --> 01:37:55,536
If Eric will
forgive me, it - -.
2013
01:37:55,577 --> 01:37:58,205
Everything will be fine.
2014
01:38:00,290 --> 01:38:04,378
All we need to do is
catch our big break.
2015
01:38:04,419 --> 01:38:08,924
Then we'll have trampolines,
and motorcycles,
2016
01:38:08,966 --> 01:38:12,052
and waterslides
and every videogame.
2017
01:38:15,597 --> 01:38:16,765
We, we'll have it all.
2018
01:38:19,101 --> 01:38:20,269
And we'll have
girlfriends who spend the
2019
01:38:20,310 --> 01:38:22,271
night every night.
2020
01:38:25,774 --> 01:38:27,442
Everyone will love us.
2021
01:38:32,322 --> 01:38:34,074
Everyone will
know our names.
2022
01:38:39,955 --> 01:38:41,748
We're gonna
be stars, Tom.
2023
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:46,962
We're gonna be stars.
2024
01:38:49,798 --> 01:38:51,717
We're gonna be stars.
2025
01:40:40,283 --> 01:40:41,576
We're gonna be stars, Tom.
2026
01:40:45,122 --> 01:40:47,165
We're gonna be stars.
2027
01:40:48,750 --> 01:40:50,252
Tragic end for a porn
star wanted for killing
2028
01:40:50,293 --> 01:40:52,212
a colleague with a
samurai sword.
2029
01:40:52,254 --> 01:40:55,549
He falls off a cliff
to the ground and dies.
2030
01:40:55,590 --> 01:40:57,884
Police say the suspect went
on a rampage Tuesday at
2031
01:40:57,926 --> 01:41:00,387
a Van Nuys porn studio
and killed a coworker.
2032
01:41:00,429 --> 01:41:03,432
His name's Steve Driver
in terms of porn circles,
2033
01:41:03,473 --> 01:41:05,058
and no, it wasn't
a household name.
2034
01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:08,395
He's charged with killing fellow
adult film actor Tom Dong.
2035
01:41:08,437 --> 01:41:11,398
The pair was described in
one report as the Jackie Chan
2036
01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:15,068
and Chris
Tucker of porn.
2037
01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:12,793
Fuck.
2038
01:42:12,834 --> 01:42:13,794
Fuck.
2039
01:42:13,835 --> 01:42:14,795
Fuck.
2040
01:42:14,836 --> 01:42:15,962
Fuck.
2041
01:42:16,004 --> 01:42:17,130
Fuck.
2042
01:42:17,172 --> 01:42:18,298
Fuck.
2043
01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:19,299
Fuck.
2044
01:42:19,341 --> 01:42:26,306
Fuck.
2045
01:42:26,348 --> 01:42:29,267
Woo.
2046
01:43:08,557 --> 01:43:09,349
Fuck.
2047
01:43:09,391 --> 01:43:10,350
Fuck.
2048
01:43:10,392 --> 01:43:11,393
Fuck.
2049
01:43:11,434 --> 01:43:12,561
Fuck.
2050
01:43:12,602 --> 01:43:13,687
Fuck.
2051
01:43:13,728 --> 01:43:14,729
Fuck.
2052
01:43:14,771 --> 01:43:16,064
Fuck.
2053
01:43:16,106 --> 01:43:16,690
Woo.
2054
01:43:16,731 --> 01:43:17,524
Fuck.
2055
01:43:17,566 --> 01:43:18,567
Fuck.
2056
01:43:18,608 --> 01:43:19,901
Fuck.
2057
01:43:19,943 --> 01:43:20,694
Fuck.
2058
01:43:20,735 --> 01:43:21,695
Fuck.
2059
01:43:21,736 --> 01:45:50,885
Woo.
131874
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.