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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,271 Merry Christmas! 2 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,401 Merry Christmas! 3 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,212 Merry Christmas! 4 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,547 Merry Christmas! 5 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:05,947 Thank you, ma'am. Merry Christmas! 6 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,075 Thank you. Thank you. 7 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:08,092 Thank you. Thank you. 8 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:12,222 Merry Christmas! Ha ha, ho ho! 9 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,858 Merry Christmas! 10 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:18,904 Thank you, sir. 11 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,066 And a merry Christmas to you. 12 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,337 Merry Christmas! 13 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,252 Oh, boy. 14 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:46,623 Shit. He's got kids. 15 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:49,668 Dog, cat-- Shit. 16 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:52,864 That's no good. It's no good. 17 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,584 l- l-l-l-l-- 18 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:20,831 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 19 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,926 It has been two weeks since my last confession. 20 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:27,268 Is that Bill Firpo? 21 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,274 Uh, yes, Father. 22 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:34,143 It's been five years since you've been to confession. Is that how you're gonna start? 23 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,445 - I'm sorry, Father. - It's okay. 24 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:42,284 Father... I found a wallet in the street. 25 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,515 Did you do the right thing? 26 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:49,254 Well... yes, Father, I did, eventually... 27 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:52,196 with great difficulty. 28 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:54,631 I dropped it in the mail. 29 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:59,331 It had over $800 in it, which I counted many times on the subway. 30 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:03,068 I feel as if I've ruined my karma, Father... 31 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:08,079 and that something bad is gonna happen as a result of this transgression. 32 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:11,014 How many letters is that? 33 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:15,248 Transgression? Uh... I don't know. 34 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:18,347 Uh... 13. Why, Father? 35 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,426 Never mind. 36 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:23,689 - Did you mail the wallet back? - Yes. 37 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:29,668 I realized, uh... I'm really not that much different than my two brothers. 38 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,227 I can easily be led astray. 39 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:37,675 - Speaking of which, have you seen tonight's paper? - No. Why? 40 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:41,339 Well, according to the Post, they may be home for the holidays. 41 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:45,316 No, that's not possible. They're not up for parole until March. 42 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,377 According to this article, because of overcrowding... 43 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,423 anyone who's eligible for parole through June... 44 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:54,722 is being considered for an early release. 45 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,236 I'm in big trouble now. 46 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:13,871 The pterodactyl. It was a lizard back in prehistoric times... 47 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:18,781 who developed an outside digit of the forelimb which became greatly elongated... 48 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:22,150 in order to support a winged membrane. 49 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:27,215 Now, he used this membrane to fly high above his predators... 50 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:31,593 which you gotta remember, was way back in the Cretaceous period. 51 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,895 And as far as periods go, oh, it was a mother. 52 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,696 - Mr. Firpo. - Uh, yes? 53 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:43,367 Where's all this going? 54 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,207 Oh. Uh... well, uh... 55 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,305 eh, skipping, skipping, skipping, eh-- 56 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:54,752 What I, uh, I believe is that once released from this prison... 57 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:58,847 I, much like my reptilian brother, shall take wing... 58 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:01,256 and fly high above my problems... 59 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:07,823 never to return! 60 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:11,996 That's it. 61 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:15,507 That was very moving, Mr. Firpo. 62 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:20,672 But the prison psychiatry board says you're incapable of telling the truth. 63 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,942 Well, that's a lie. 64 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:35,321 Alvin Firpo. You have been labeled a kleptomaniac. 65 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:41,029 Alvin! 66 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,864 Are you all right, Mr. Firpo? 67 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:47,303 Okay. How you guys doin'? 68 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,603 My name's Alvin Firpo. 69 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:54,669 And what I've learned in prison is that robbin' and stealin' and all that horseshit-- 70 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,739 There's somethin'that ain't right about it. You know what I mean? 71 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:01,344 A lot of guys in here disagree with me, but they're servin' time. 72 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:05,823 I'm up for parole. Connect the dots. Connect 'em. 73 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:08,383 - So long, fellas. - So long! 74 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:11,156 - Yeah! 75 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,221 - Fresh air! - Yes, sir. 76 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:17,167 - So long, Jerry. - Bye, boys. 77 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:19,431 So long,Jerry. Take it easy. 78 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:22,099 - Smiley. Smiley, I'm gonna miss ya. - Yeah, right. 79 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,735 - Do me a favor. Get yourself something nice. All right. - Thank you. 80 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,075 - Enjoy it, Smiley. - You stay out of trouble. 81 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:31,378 - Hey, Bill! How are ya? - All right. Let's start this off on the right foot. 82 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,817 Whatever it is, the answer's no. 83 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:36,946 ''No''? ''No'' what? What are you talking about? 84 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:39,991 Whatever it is that you want me to do, the answer's no. 85 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:42,493 - Does that apply to me too, Bill? - No. I got no beef with you. 86 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,496 - You sure? - Yes. 87 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,998 - 'Cause I wouldn't want you to be pissed at me. - No. You're fine. 88 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,694 - Really? There's no problem between us? - There's startin' to be. 89 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:54,832 - Well, it's nice to see you too. - All right. Let's go see Ma. 90 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,808 Hey, Alvin. I heard the economy was in the shithouse. 91 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:01,313 - I had no idea. Look at that abandoned car. 92 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,814 - It's my car. - What the-- - Oh. Sorry. 93 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,851 It's, uh-- It's nice. 94 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:08,978 You gotta be kiddin'! 95 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:13,752 - Boy, I bet the space shuttle makes less noise. 96 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:17,227 - Hey, Alvin. I never seen stalactites in a car before. 97 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:19,423 Stalactites! 98 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,525 I can see nothing's changed. 99 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,662 Yeah, nothin's changed, huh, Dave? 100 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:32,039 - Alvin, we're free. - That's right. Free as a bird. 101 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:34,602 Hey, Bill, you think this crate could make it to Pennsylvania? 102 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,706 I got this friend in prison. He's practically on his deathbed. 103 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:42,220 He asked me to do him this favor. He gave me a letter explaining everything. 104 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,380 Here. You gotta read this. 105 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,515 It'll make you cry. 106 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,096 I detect resistance. 107 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,495 I knew you'd react like that. That's why I got another copy for your future perusal. 108 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,507 You two are on parole. You cannot leave the state. You are in my custody. 109 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:07,069 You cannot go. So just quiet down, my little one, and call me Dad. 110 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,444 Hey, Dad. 111 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,313 Can we stop and get some Ring Dings and milk? 112 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,649 - Ring Dings and milk? - Ring Dings and milk! 113 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,883 Oh, yeah! Then we can get some balloons, and we can go to the puppet show. 114 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:21,858 - What are you, two years old? - Oh, well pardonez-moi. 115 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:25,455 We're not all fancy, upscale restaurateurs like you, Bill. 116 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:28,932 Fine, fine. Then we'll get some Ring Dings and milk for the child in the back. 117 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,935 - Heh heh! - Yummy, yummy. 118 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,352 Shit! 119 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:52,953 Idiot! 120 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:59,455 Come here! 121 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,796 - Hey! - What's the problem? 122 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:04,028 Come on, l-- What are you-- 123 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:08,802 - No, no! It's all right! Put the money back! 124 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,818 All right, all right, all right, all right! 125 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:29,053 Policia! Policia! 126 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,366 Get your hand out of your pocket! 127 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,836 Son of a bitch! I'm not with you five minutes, and I'm being chased by cops! 128 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:54,077 Come here! Up against the wall! 129 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,644 Come here! Come on! Come on! 130 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,589 Get up against the wall! Get up against the wall! 131 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,858 - Come on! - Freeze, goddamn it! I'll shoot! 132 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:07,092 Sergeant Dickman, off duty, Queens! What is your name, rookie? 133 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:11,193 - Birdie. - I got the mayor up my ass on account of punks like you! 134 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:15,366 - So stop jackin' off, get the car and pick up this scum! - Okay. 135 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,500 - Move! - Yes, sir! 136 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:30,053 You know, Bill, there are 8,000,000 stories in the naked city. 137 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:33,614 - Not all of them revolve around you. - Come on. Don't hold back, Ma. 138 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:37,025 That's cream corn. Look at that stuff. One more. Come on. That's delicious. 139 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:42,432 Can't beat it with a stick. Thank you. Yeah, warm me up. It's great to be home, Ma. 140 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,163 - I miss this little piece of heaven. - Yeah. I missed you, Ma. 141 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:48,673 I missed you boys too. 142 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,733 You know what else I miss around here? 143 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:56,145 I miss all the creature comforts we used to have when you boys were around-- 144 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,048 VCRs, big-screen TVs. 145 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,052 - You remember? - Yeah. 146 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,954 Boy, you could hardly move in here. 147 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,288 Hardly move! Big-screen TV! 148 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:12,160 Yeah, I wonder who misses them more-- you or the original owners. 149 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,530 Aw, baloney. Are you sayin' that stuff was stolen? 150 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,263 No, Ma. Dave and Alvin would never steal anything. 151 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:21,101 They're saints. That car wash robbed itself. 152 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:23,539 We were at the park all day. 153 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:28,546 They didn't have a shred of evidence, 'cept for our fingerprints. 154 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,242 What's this? 155 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:35,083 Oh. You don't wanna read that, Ma. That's a real heartbreaker. 156 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:38,453 - Yeah, Ma. That's wicked bad. - Mm. 157 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:44,325 ''Dear Dave and Alvin. It's been five years since I've seen my daughter. 158 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:48,492 As I told you before, she refuses to visit me here. 159 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,968 I'm gettin'old, and I can't stand the thought... 160 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:54,130 of another Christmas... 161 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,673 going by without seeing her. 162 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,244 Her name is Sarah... 163 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:06,273 and she's the only thing in the world that means anything... 164 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,343 to me. 165 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,980 I know I'm askin'a lot... 166 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:15,424 but I would like for you to look her up in that town I mentioned to you... 167 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,962 Paradise, Pennsylvania... 168 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:21,658 and beg her to come see me. 169 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:30,965 I know bein' on parole, you're not supposed to leave the state. 170 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:36,046 But you two bastards owe me for all the shit I've done for you... 171 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:40,142 and if you don't do it, I promise I will somehow escape from this place... 172 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:43,711 track you down like dogs... 173 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:48,658 rip off your heads and shit down your throats. 174 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,662 All my love this holiday season... 175 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,699 Vic Mazzucci.'' 176 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,235 Bravo. Oh, come on! 177 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,931 I gotta get out of this loony bin. 178 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:02,540 How can you ignore a man like this? 179 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:06,339 Ma, I'm sure he's the nicest killer on ''C'' block, but I really got to get to work. 180 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:09,904 Look, has anybody seen my wallet? 181 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:12,746 If your head wasn't screwed on-- 182 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,877 Fine. I'm leaving. 183 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:20,153 - Good evening. May I assist you with your specials tonight? - Yes, waiter. 184 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,854 Actually, I'm the, uh, the manager. 185 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,294 - What exactly is in the bouillabaisse? - I'll call you back. 186 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,389 Well, it's a variety of things, actually. 187 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:31,196 It's a splendid array of fish, shellfish, garlic, paprika-- 188 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,795 Hey! Is my brother doin' a great job? 189 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,068 Oh, we're very proud of him. 190 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:40,043 Would you please, uh-- Would you please excuse me for a moment? 191 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:43,047 - What are you doing here? - I'm here to save your life! 192 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,675 - You gotta get out of here. This is where I work. - Yeah, but-- 193 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,845 This is where I work. Do not come down here and screw things up, okay? 194 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:51,185 Whatever it is, we'll talk about it at home. 195 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,521 You don't understand. You can't go home. 196 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:56,288 Holy shit! They're here already. 197 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,523 Hm. Well, we gotta give these cops one thing, they're efficient. 198 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,567 - What are you talking about? - Your wallet! 199 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,036 - You dropped your wallet at the scene of the crime in the Bronx. 200 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,801 - The cops were at the house. They're askin' Ma questions. - Cops-- Did Ma-- 201 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,104 - That's right! I'm here to rescue you. Calm down. 202 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,610 - Me and Alvin borrowed a car. Let's go. - Okay. 203 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:17,740 Hey! Come on! Let's go! 204 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,512 - Come on! Run! - Hurry up! 205 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,884 Let's get outta here! 206 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:27,153 I can't tell you how sorry I am. 207 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,797 What's going on at the house? Yeah. 208 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,833 What? You're kiddin'! 209 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:49,347 Oh, no. You think we should stay out of New York altogether? 210 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,975 Ma, it's Christmas Eve, and we're-- 211 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:56,283 Yeah, well, we're in New Jersey now. That's not far enough away? 212 00:15:56,355 --> 00:16:01,122 Yeah, but, Ma, we want to come home. It's Chri-- Yeah, but we-- 213 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,989 All right. All right. Yeah, I'll tell him. 214 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,966 Yeah. I love you too. All right. 215 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:14,034 Here, Bill. I got you this. 216 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,973 Something to read. 217 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,442 Take your mind off of things. 218 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:23,743 Can I play-- Hm? 219 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,808 Listen, I got more bad news. Ma says the cops are at the house. 220 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,944 They'rejust drivin'her nuts. 221 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:33,685 Maybe we can go to Pennsylvania, and Alvin and I could do that favor for our friend... 222 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,751 - and his daughter. - What I'd like to do... 223 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:41,095 is go back home. 224 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,363 You know, Bill, maybe if we did something for somebody else... 225 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,405 it'd have a way of coming back around for us. 226 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,374 - You set me up. - What? 227 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:56,938 Is this, uh-- Is this one of your elaborate schemes? 228 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,576 - Oh, come on. Now, would I do that to you? - Dave... 229 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,351 I know how your mind works. 230 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,950 You know exactly what you're doin'... 231 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:12,588 and the whole time... you stand there... 232 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,859 with this ''Who, me?''... 233 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:19,734 expression... on your face! 234 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,364 You're doing it right now. 235 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:29,804 All right. Get in the car. Just get in the car. 236 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,544 Alvin, is it me? 237 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,609 Move! 238 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:03,481 Look, guys... I'm a sport. I'm here. 239 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:07,178 You know, and so... do me a favor. 240 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:11,313 - Let's try to keep this as inconspicuous as possible. - Oh, absolutely. 241 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,296 Timmy! 242 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,339 Merlin, are you okay? 243 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:36,871 - Easy, Merlin. Easy. Easy. - Very nice, very nice. Another cop. 244 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,180 All right. Let me through there. Timmy, what happened? 245 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,743 - I fell, Dad. - Are you hurt? 246 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,483 I'm all right, Dad. How about Merlin? 247 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,548 Merlin's fine. Merlin's fine. 248 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,958 Hey, I'm real sorry, you know. It's just that, uh, he rode right out in front of us. 249 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,054 I didn't know what to do. 250 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,133 - Is he retarded? - Yeah. 251 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,702 Come here a second. 252 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:04,704 Look. My boy's a little slow. You understand? 253 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,971 - I'm sure it wasn't your fault. - Anybody hurt? 254 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,309 - No. Everybody's fine, Father Gorenzel. - Oh, good. 255 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,441 - That'd be no way to start Christmas Eve. - Heh! Right. 256 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:17,785 All right. Back up, everybody. Just go on with your business. There's nothing here to watch. 257 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:21,815 Thanks. Thanks very much. Thank you. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, boys. 258 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:26,387 - Is there anything I can do to help you? - Uh, no. I don't think so. 259 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,989 What are you here for, the Winterfest? 260 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:32,434 Yeah, that and we're looking for a Sarah Mazzucci. 261 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:36,838 Mazzucci? I don't think there's anybody by the name of Sarah Mazzucci in this town. 262 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,606 As a matter of fact, the only Sarah I know is a Sarah Collins. 263 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,671 - She works right there. - Where? 264 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,582 - Right there. Heh! - Oh. 265 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,485 The town bank. 266 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:52,490 - Imagine that. - Yeah. Imagine that. 267 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:57,586 Well, if you get your car out of the way, we'll get the traffic movin'. See ya later. Thank you. 268 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:01,325 - Well, let's go check it out. - He just said her name was Collins. 269 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:05,164 Maybe she got married. 270 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,285 Where could she be? Where could she be? 271 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,472 Wait a minute. Hold up. Excuse me. 272 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,978 Those are for the children. 273 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:26,177 - And the sign says ''Take a pen,'' not ''Take all the pens.'' - Oh. 274 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,776 - Can I have 'em back? - The pen-- It said, ''Take''-- 275 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,845 - Come on. - Oh. 276 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:34,323 - It said on the sign-- - All of them. All of them. 277 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:38,352 - Give 'em up. - It said-- It said-- 278 00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:42,666 Are you all right? 279 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:48,132 Okay. Okay. 280 00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:51,539 Sarah, honey. All the pens are gone. 281 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:55,671 - Yeah, I know. I have them right here, Mr. Anderson. 282 00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:58,716 - New customer? - Heh heh! 283 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,014 Sarah? 284 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,886 - Sarah Collins? - Yeah? 285 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:08,949 - Are you married? - Why? Are you gonna propose? 286 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,222 Yes. 287 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,992 Do I know you? 288 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:21,735 No. I'm Bill. I apologize for my brother. He's, uh-- 289 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:26,869 Ohh... mentally retarded. 290 00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:31,848 You know, he's a diabetic, and we were afraid he was gonna go into insulin shock. 291 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,750 I said, ''Hey, why don't you go and find yourself... 292 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:37,414 something sweet?'' 293 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:41,858 - It was nice meeting you. - Yes. It was nice meeting you... 294 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,929 - Nice meeting you. Very nice, Sarah. - Sarah. 295 00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,202 Wrong Sarah? 296 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,795 Well, I guess that just depends on how you look at it, doesn't it? 297 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,864 Yeah. 298 00:22:56,942 --> 00:23:01,470 Hey, Bill, don't you just love this old, classic architecture? 299 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,844 Forget it. 300 00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:08,784 - Forget what? - I got eyes. I know you. Forget it. 301 00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:12,790 One, I ain't doin' it, no matter how good it looks. 302 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:16,055 And two, there's no money in the vault. 303 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,801 - And what have we here? - $275,000. 304 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:34,039 - Would you mind signing here, Mr. Anderson? 305 00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:36,103 You all right? 306 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:38,308 See you, boys. 307 00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:40,374 Alvin, come on. 308 00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:42,716 - Merry Christmas. - Good night, sir. 309 00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:45,086 Where the hell are we going in such a hurry? 310 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,523 It doesn't matter. Just get us out of here. 311 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,924 - What's the matter? - What's the matter? 312 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:52,462 Yeah. 313 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:55,694 I'm telling you, if I had a gun on me right now... 314 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,861 I'd go in that bank and take that place over. 315 00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:02,663 Say, Bill. 316 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:07,440 Would you be terribly upset with me if I were to tell you... 317 00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:11,243 that there may possibly be guns... 318 00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:14,615 - in the trunk? - Alvin, pull the car over. 319 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:17,246 - What? - Pull it over! 320 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:19,654 All right, all right, all right! Easy! 321 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,631 All right. Get out of the car. 322 00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:34,296 Come on. 323 00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:38,468 - Get out. - All right, all right. 324 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,876 What is your problem? 325 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,645 There's guns in the trunk, and I got a problem? 326 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:49,346 - Hey, I borrowed the car from Fast Eddie. - Who the hell is Fast Eddie? 327 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:53,983 - He owns the gun shop on Morris Park Avenue. - Oh, terrific. 328 00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:56,687 So chances are, there's an arsenal back there. 329 00:24:56,795 --> 00:25:00,287 - There's probably a couple of shotguns and.45s. - Oh. Uh-huh. 330 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:03,993 But you haven't actually seen these guns, have you, Dave. 331 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:07,732 - No. No,just an assumption. - No, we haven't seen-- 332 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:11,842 Oh, my God! Guns! 333 00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:16,279 Big surprise, huh? 334 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,948 - Which way do you think the mouse is headed? 335 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,955 Hmm. 336 00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:37,494 You idiot! We're about to rob a bank, and you're gonna get us pinched for stealin' hats? 337 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:39,587 Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 338 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:44,328 - What? - I was-- I was-- 339 00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:50,064 - I was-- - You gotta be kidding me? What are you doing? 340 00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:54,009 Hmm. What? 341 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,137 I can't even-- 342 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:11,524 Oh, and, uh, however much these cost. 343 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:22,731 Would you quit hoverin' 'round me like bad news? 344 00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:27,176 - What do you want me to do? - Bag this stuff. 345 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,576 - All of it? - No. 346 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:33,082 Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to. 347 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,848 Oh, Christ on a crooked crutch! Get out of the way! 348 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:41,390 You boys here for the Winterfest? 349 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:45,054 No, we're just-- we're just passin' through. 350 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:46,961 - Just passin' through? 351 00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:51,128 - Just passin' through! - Passin'. 352 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:15,190 - Whoa! Don't shut it off. - What? 353 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:17,524 We won't have time to hot-wire it again. 354 00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:21,087 Bill, you do what you do, and I do what I do. 355 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:25,159 That enhances my sense of security. 356 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,972 All right. 357 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,568 All right. Let's do it! 358 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:47,889 All right! This is a goddamn robbery! 359 00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:50,689 - Do not move! - Get your hands up now! 360 00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:54,391 - Do not move! - Get 'em up! Get away from that phone! Get 'em up! 361 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:58,630 Who is talking? Who is talking? 362 00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:03,367 Do you boys really, um-- Do you boys really want to do this? 363 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,966 - Do what? - Wha-- Um-- 364 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:10,647 Heh! You know... rob the bank. 365 00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:14,913 Absolutely! We have thought this over, and this is the thing to do! 366 00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:20,049 - Keep 'em up! - But-But on-on Christmas Eve? l-- Eh-Eh-- 367 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:24,824 It doesn't seem right, don't you think? You're going to ruin the Winterfest. 368 00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:29,891 The Winterfest? 369 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:34,234 I have a gun... and you're talkin' about the Winterfest? 370 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,296 Well, who are you? 371 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:40,936 - I'm married to Mr. Anderson... - Ooh, lucky him. 372 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:44,071 the president of the bank. 373 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:49,245 l-- Eh-- The bank vault is closed right now. It's locked. 374 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,120 l- It's locked? All right! Who's got the key? Raise your hand! 375 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:56,820 Rai-- Oh. 376 00:29:56,895 --> 00:30:01,696 All right. Lower your hands. Who's got a key? Raise your hand. 377 00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:04,701 You got-- No? All right. Raise your hands. 378 00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:09,468 - Key! Key! - All right, you fashion queen. Who's got the key? 379 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:13,136 - My husband is the only one with the key. - Ke-e-ey! Key! 380 00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:18,477 My husband is the only one with a key, and I'm afraid he's out to lunch right now. 381 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,609 Well, when's he get back? 382 00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:24,984 Oh, about, um... 45 minutes. 383 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:29,823 Okay! Nobody move! Keep your hands up! Stay away from the phones! 384 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,223 Forty-five minutes ain't bad. 385 00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:38,326 - You need a lobotomy. - Don't get nasty with me. 386 00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:41,463 - It was just a suggestion. - Uh-- Eh-- 387 00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:44,667 - I'm gonna get ya. I'm comin' at ya. - Oh, oh, oh. 388 00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:48,200 Mrs. Anderson. 389 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:54,575 - And gotcha! - I'm coming, I'm coming. 390 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,654 I'm coming, I'm coming. 391 00:30:58,122 --> 00:31:01,455 - Keep 'em up! - Where are you going? 392 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,689 - I'm going with you to get the key. - No! You stay here! 393 00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:07,060 Don't you two fall in love. 394 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,194 You heard him! I'm staying here! 395 00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:18,075 You do what you do, and I do what I do. 396 00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:21,168 Over there in the-- in the coffee shop. 397 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,248 - Ooh! 398 00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:28,047 Huh? What? What? 399 00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:32,522 Hey. Hey, what's goin' on? We done yet? 'Cause I'm starvin'. 400 00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:36,048 Vault's locked. Gotta get a key. Bank president's in there having lunch. Let's go. 401 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:38,118 Oh, lunch. Good. 402 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:43,930 Everybody, nothin's gonna happen. Keep your hands up and relax. 403 00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:46,232 What are you lookin'at? 404 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:49,603 Look, let's sing a song. All right? It's Christmas. 405 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,772 - Where is he? - That's him in the back. 406 00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:05,583 - Come on! - Oh,you can't get to heaven 407 00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:16,224 That's right. Feel better? 408 00:32:20,338 --> 00:32:22,670 Sorry. I'm sorry. 409 00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:26,267 Mr. Anderson? 410 00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:29,778 - I'll bring him over to the house if it's all right. - That would be nice. 411 00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:32,145 Has he got a friend he wants to bring? 412 00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:38,318 Nobody move, goddamn it! This is a robbery! 413 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:41,654 It's a robbery! It's a robbery! It's a robbery! 414 00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:43,626 Shh! 415 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,323 Where are you going? 416 00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:51,433 l-- It's a robbery. 417 00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:54,266 I'm going to get you money out of the cash register. 418 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:56,466 I'm robbing the bank! 419 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:01,973 Well, the bank... is across the street. 420 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,378 I know the bank is across the street. 421 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:07,850 I need to get Mr. Anderson over there to open up the vault! 422 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,615 Could you hold this for a second? 423 00:33:10,688 --> 00:33:15,853 Could ya? Thank you so much. All right. That looks tasty. A little salt never hurt. 424 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,327 - Yum, yum. - What are you doing? 425 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:21,331 - I'm eatin' scrapple. - Don't touch any of that! We're gettin' out of here! 426 00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:24,527 - It's got scallions. - Get your hands up! 427 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,196 Well, well. 428 00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:34,540 Somebody got their Christmas bonus early. What do you think he did? Drink it? 429 00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:36,840 Hey, you're not gonna leave all these people here, are ya? 430 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:40,213 I mean, any one of them will call the cops the second we're outta here. 431 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:55,627 And breathe... and let it out. 432 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,192 Good, good. It's just your basic yoga. I learned it in prison. 433 00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:02,603 It's good for tense situations like this-- robbery-- or if you ever do go to prison. 434 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:05,972 You're surrounded by 10 men. Helps to relax you. 435 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,648 We're just gonna take the money, believe me. No one's gonna get hurt. 436 00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:16,550 - We only want your cash. - Move forward. Move forward. Go in. Move forward. 437 00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:18,714 Everybody come in. Keep your hands up. 438 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:22,954 Anybody who moves will get shot, as will the person next to you. 439 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:24,961 The two-for-one thing. 440 00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:28,226 - I just got through relaxin' 'em. You're makin' 'em all panic. - You stay here! 441 00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:31,359 - All right. Get in. Just keep your hands up. - Open the door. 442 00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:35,065 So it's ground beef-cheese-scallion scrapple. 443 00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:37,733 Heh heh! Thanks a lot. 444 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:41,301 All right. Come on. Let's go. Keep your hands up. Move. 445 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,539 You bring the whole town? 446 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:46,907 Move forward. 447 00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,880 - Go forward. There's plenty of space. - It's okay. 448 00:34:50,955 --> 00:34:52,946 - Move! - I'm mov-- 449 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,822 - Who here, this is their first robbery? Raise your hand. 450 00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:59,260 - Back off!.Come on. - Yeah, you? First one? 451 00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:02,060 Come on! Back off. Okay. Back away. Back away! 452 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:05,364 All right, now. This is just a robbery. No one will get hurt. 453 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:10,339 For those of you just joining us, keep your hands up. We were doing a little yoga earlier. 454 00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:13,900 I see there's some people still shaking. Let's breathe in. 455 00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:16,104 - We're all right. Just stay out of their way. 456 00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:18,205 And out. 457 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:23,213 Anybody have to go to the bathroom? Raise your hand. 458 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:28,224 Huh! Tough! We'll be done here very shortly. 459 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:32,991 This is something you will be able to take home with you after this robbery-- 460 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:37,262 A little exercise, which it looks like some of you could use. All right? 461 00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:39,633 So, let's breathe in. 462 00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,831 Breath in. Good. Hold it. And let it out. 463 00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:45,307 Good. And one more deep breath in. 464 00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:49,107 Everybody. And let it out. Good. 465 00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:51,010 What the hell did you do? 466 00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:54,415 Shit! All right, back away! 467 00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,851 Everyone, keep your hands up! 468 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:09,123 - I'm Alvin Firpo, Officer. I was just here... 469 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,794 waiting to see when the meter ran out. 470 00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:19,568 Where's he goin'? 471 00:36:26,317 --> 00:36:29,343 Aw, g'wan, ya sons of bitches! 472 00:36:29,453 --> 00:36:32,149 - You want a piece of this? Come on! - Oof!. 473 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:35,215 - Come on. Come on. - Kiss my ass. 474 00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:37,727 Damn! 475 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:39,990 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! 476 00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:45,268 - Holy skunk! Yeah, you! - What? - Go! 477 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:52,470 - Hey! - Alvin! 478 00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:56,543 Is he gonna do it again? Is he gonna do it again? 479 00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:04,686 - Well, didn't go out of your way, did ya? - You're here, ain't ya? 480 00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:59,172 What's that? 481 00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:02,838 Oh, shit. I still got the keys to the vault on me. 482 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,418 Same time next year. 483 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:16,221 Hey, Mazzucci. Tell us about that bank you broke into. 484 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:19,991 - I'm tired of tellin' that story. - Aw, Victor, come on. 485 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:22,498 - All right, all right. - Tell it nice and slow. 486 00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:27,367 Okay. This bank is like a beautiful orchard. 487 00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:29,929 Only instead of fruit, there's money ripening on the vine. 488 00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:34,034 - It's just waiting to be picked. - I love the way he tells this story. 489 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,637 No camera, and the security guard, he's older than water. 490 00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:41,115 - Oh, this can't be true! - Vic, what are we doin' in this joint? 491 00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:44,882 Ooh! Ain't you worried about talkin'here? 492 00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:47,924 - What if somebody beat ya to the punch? - Are you crazy? 493 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:52,088 Who's gonna double-cross him? He's buried more people than Forest Lawn! 494 00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:59,361 Vic, you know that bank job you guys are always talking about? 495 00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:02,304 - Yeah. What about it? - Was it in Pennsylvania? 496 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:06,002 - Yeah. Yeah. Why? - Paradise? It just got robbed. Came over the TV. 497 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:09,205 Hey, Vic. Isn't that where your daughter Sarah works? 498 00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:13,044 Do you think those Firpo brothers had anything to do with it? Those rat bastards. 499 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,144 Vic? 500 00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:20,485 Aagh! 501 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:32,459 Welcome to Paradise, gentlemen. 502 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:35,266 Agent Peyser, sir. 503 00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:38,035 - Right this way. - I want agents at every roadblock. 504 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,202 - I don't trust these local cops. - Okay. 505 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,711 I don't care what their story is. Everybody everywhere is a suspect. 506 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,873 - You got it. - Got it. 507 00:39:44,949 --> 00:39:48,214 - Hi. I'm Chief Burnell. - Special Agent Peyser. 508 00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:51,743 - Yeah. This is my son. He's Deputy Timmy Burnell. - Okay. Okay. 509 00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:54,552 - Hi! - Hi. 510 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:58,425 Move back, please. 511 00:39:58,496 --> 00:40:00,987 Move it! Move it. 512 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,499 - Whoo! - The first thing I want to know-- 513 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,001 Do think this bank was hit by locals or outsiders? 514 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:09,198 I can't really say, but we've never had a problem like this before. 515 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:11,833 I can't really believe it would be anybody from town. 516 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,673 - Anybody suspicious around before the bank was robbed? - Oh, well-- 517 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:17,407 - Jesus Christ, Bernie. What the hell's goin' on? - Hi, Ed. How ya doin'? 518 00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:21,508 I tell ya, this town is crawlin' with tourists. That's 'cause of our Winterfest. 519 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:25,715 Your guess is probably as good as mine. But there was three guys in town this morning. 520 00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:28,088 Yeah. Nearly run over my kid. 521 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:32,493 - I've never seen 'em before. - This way. Watch your step. 522 00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,554 It's right through here. 523 00:40:34,665 --> 00:40:36,895 What kind of car was it? 524 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:39,265 - Ah, an Infinity. - Merry Christmas, Gentlemen. 525 00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:42,430 - Merry Christmas. - The snow came down pretty fast. 526 00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:45,373 Hopefully they're still in the area. Put out an A.P.B. on that car. 527 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:50,471 - I've already done that. - Good. Well, with any luck, we ought to be able to find 'em... 528 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:53,278 especially if they're heading north. 529 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,409 Alvin. 530 00:40:57,688 --> 00:40:59,952 What? 531 00:41:00,057 --> 00:41:02,082 Where are we headed? 532 00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:05,953 North. 533 00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:12,597 - How do you know? - I swear we passed that farmhouse before. 534 00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:16,231 Right. Oh, no. All those farm houses, they look alike. 535 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:19,470 Alvin, if we're going around in circles, I'm gonna break your neck. 536 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:22,103 I just did what the map said. I made four lefts. 537 00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:25,637 Four lefts is a circle, you idiot! 538 00:41:25,716 --> 00:41:28,913 Are you sure? 539 00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:33,548 - Oh, state trooper. Oh, shit! Shit! - All right! Relax, relax. 540 00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:36,991 - Don't make eye contact. - He's turning around. 541 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:40,224 - We're just three guys drivin' down the road in a blizzard. - All right. 542 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:44,791 Nothin' to get nervous about. All right? 543 00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:50,035 He's comin'after us. 544 00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:54,601 - Oh, no, no, no, no. He's gaining on us. - Just relax. 545 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,272 - Yes. - What? - I see it. 546 00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,215 - He's gaining on us. - Who cares? Alvin, step on it! 547 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:04,812 - I don't have any snow chains. - The cop is comin' after us. The cop is comin' after us! 548 00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:06,982 Are you out of your mind? Go! 549 00:42:09,059 --> 00:42:11,994 - Hurry up! - Just be cool. Lay back. 550 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:45,119 Ow! 551 00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:47,855 Oh, Ow! 552 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:52,825 Ooh! That hurt. 553 00:42:52,937 --> 00:42:56,896 - Oww! - You all right? 554 00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:59,942 Eh, I didn't have snow chains. 555 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:03,513 - You have no brain either. - Hey! You guys all right? 556 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:07,142 - Who the hell is that? - You just shut up, and let me do the talking. 557 00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:13,079 - Wha-- What happened? - Our car ran off the road. 558 00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:17,287 - Oh, my God! Are you okay? - Well, we're not dead, if that's what you mean. 559 00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:21,491 - Didn't have snow chains! - Look, you guys are gonna freeze out here. 560 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,625 - You better get in my car fast! - Can you take us to the interstate? 561 00:43:24,735 --> 00:43:27,727 No! No, the roads to the interstate are closed. 562 00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:31,103 - Can you take us anywhere? - You're gonna be singing at my aunt and uncle's soon. 563 00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:33,541 You may as well brush up here, okay? 564 00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:11,147 - Dick! - Uncle Cliff. 565 00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:14,309 - Aah! Oh. - Oh, you okay? 566 00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:16,444 I'm sorry. I just stubbed my toe. 567 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,717 - Oh, dear. - I'm sorry it took me so long getting here. 568 00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:22,554 This is Bill, Dave and Alvin Firpo. 569 00:44:27,464 --> 00:44:31,764 Gee, Ed. Those were the guys that were in our store, aren't they? 570 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,703 By God, Clovis, that's very observant of you. 571 00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:40,039 You know, it's a good thing they made us deputies, Clovis. 572 00:44:40,110 --> 00:44:43,443 They had an accident up at Hastings. I decided I'd bring them with me. 573 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:46,142 - Oh, dear! Well, come on in. - I hope you don't mind. 574 00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:48,377 Not at all. Come on in out of the cold. 575 00:44:48,452 --> 00:44:50,852 - Thank you. That's very kind. - Dick's here. He brought some guests. 576 00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:52,912 Merry Christmas. 577 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:55,254 Think he'll remember us? 578 00:44:55,392 --> 00:44:59,852 - Can I take your bag? - No! Hah! 579 00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:01,931 This is Mrs. Anderson. 580 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:05,468 These guys had an accident up the road. I decided to bring 'em over here. 581 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,470 Oh. 582 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,473 I remember you from the bank this morning. 583 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:19,514 - How do you mean? - Oh, I'm sorry. 584 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:22,177 I don't mean to come off like I'm interrogating you... 585 00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:25,744 but the bank was robbed this afternoon... 586 00:45:25,823 --> 00:45:29,816 - by three men. - And on Christmas Eve? 587 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,020 Well... what's this world coming to? 588 00:45:32,096 --> 00:45:35,463 Well, of course, I saw you talking with Sarah Upstairs... 589 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:38,296 so I knew you were all right. 590 00:45:39,803 --> 00:45:41,771 Upstairs? 591 00:45:41,872 --> 00:45:45,808 Oh, we call her Sarah Upstairs. She rents a room from us. 592 00:45:45,876 --> 00:45:48,811 She's been here a couple of years now. Heh! 593 00:45:48,879 --> 00:45:51,939 That is... terrific. 594 00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:55,075 These poor gentlemen. First they get run off the road... 595 00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:58,588 and now we're practically accusing them of being bank robbers. 596 00:45:58,655 --> 00:46:01,283 - Oh! - I think they've had enough excitement for one day. 597 00:46:01,358 --> 00:46:03,883 - Don't you? - You got that right, Mrs. A. 598 00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:07,226 Oh, Mrs.-- I like that. 599 00:46:07,331 --> 00:46:09,629 Oh, Aunt Hetty, um, I'm sorry. I hope you don't mind. 600 00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:13,032 I told these gentlemen I could get 'em a change of clothes. 601 00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:23,477 - No, no, no. - One for you. - Thank you. 602 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:29,744 Look, you can't do this. These are from your wife, obviously. 603 00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:33,551 Yes, that's right. Now I'm giving them to you. Merry Christmas, boys. 604 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,889 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 605 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,760 Oh, my goodness, son. Your lip is bleeding. 606 00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:43,731 Oh, my God. I must need some ointment or whatnot. 607 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,429 - He's all right. - Do you got any-- What do you call it-- 608 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:49,005 - ointment or somethin'? - He's all right. 609 00:46:49,072 --> 00:46:51,905 - Oh, no. We'll take care of him right away. - He's all right. 610 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:55,138 - Don't be long. - I need ointment! 611 00:46:55,212 --> 00:46:59,808 - What's in it? - Oh,you'll have to open it to find out. 612 00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:04,149 Is it clothes? I hope they fit. 613 00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:08,248 - Sarah Upstairs. - Sarah Upstairs. 614 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:11,920 - I guess I should say Sarah Downstairs. - 'Cause now I'm downstairs. 615 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:15,328 - When you're Upstairs, you're up. - And-- 616 00:47:15,432 --> 00:47:18,560 So what are you doing here? 617 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:22,765 Uh, it's another long and miserable story that I'd rather not get into right now. 618 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,276 - There's a three-legged dog over there staring at me. - Oh, that's tripod. 619 00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:29,972 We named him Tripod. 620 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:34,006 He was a stray, he was hit by a truck, and, you know, we took him in. 621 00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:36,917 Poor doggie. 622 00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:41,083 - Oh, you know, you look damp. You must be cold. 623 00:47:41,158 --> 00:47:44,423 - Why don't you change, or-- - Three on each side? Okay. 624 00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:47,292 You know, wash up a little. Get warm. 625 00:47:47,397 --> 00:47:51,333 With interstate 95 being the only major road still open. 626 00:47:51,435 --> 00:47:54,996 The storm dumped 14 inches in Chicago before moving east. 627 00:47:55,105 --> 00:47:58,597 There have been seven deaths attributed to the weather so far. 628 00:47:58,675 --> 00:48:00,609 What are you watchin', Marla? 629 00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:03,646 - Oh,just a little TV. - A daring prison break at Long Island State Prison in New York. 630 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:08,947 Two inmates took advantage of what is being called the worst blizzard in 17 years... 631 00:48:09,019 --> 00:48:12,352 overpowering three guards and hijacking a laundry truck. 632 00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:15,858 An all-points bulletin has been issued-- 633 00:48:21,098 --> 00:48:25,000 Oh ho! That's the spirit we need in this house! 634 00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,538 - Whoa! Oh! 635 00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:38,243 - What is wrong with you? - I'm just feelin' good. 636 00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:42,149 I'm feeling so good, I'm gonna call our Ma. Mrs. Anderson, can we call our mother? 637 00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:45,382 Oh, oh, certainly, dear. It's in the hall. 638 00:48:45,455 --> 00:48:49,152 Okay, okay. Bill, come on. Let's call her. I'm dying to hear from her. 639 00:48:49,226 --> 00:48:52,252 What the hell's the matter with you? 640 00:48:52,329 --> 00:48:55,526 Singing at the top of your lungs, jumping around like Fred Astaire! 641 00:48:55,632 --> 00:48:58,100 I got carried away by the Christmas spirit. 642 00:48:58,168 --> 00:49:01,365 I'm sorry I'm not a deadbeat like you, Bill. Huh! 643 00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:07,768 You are really getting paranoid. 644 00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:12,081 - Hello, Ma? - Dave? 645 00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:14,242 - Hey! - Ooh! 646 00:49:14,318 --> 00:49:18,015 If you don't give me that money, I'm gonna throw your mother out the window! 647 00:49:18,088 --> 00:49:21,251 - I don't think she can fly, can she? - Oh, no, no, no. 648 00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:23,691 Flying would be out of the question, especially in this weather. 649 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,285 - What's the problem? - She wants to fly down here. 650 00:49:26,363 --> 00:49:30,823 - Did you rob that bank? - Ah! What an imagination! 651 00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:34,268 - Let me talk to her. - No. You know what she's like when she gets this way. 652 00:49:34,338 --> 00:49:36,431 - She's mad at you. - She's mad at me? 653 00:49:36,506 --> 00:49:39,566 - Yeah. Let me take care of it. - Where are you, goddamn it? 654 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:44,012 Your mother said you went to Pennsylvania. You got snowed in, didn't you, you dumb bastard? 655 00:49:44,081 --> 00:49:46,515 - Don't you call me-- Now, you listen to me-- - All right. 656 00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:48,983 Wait a sec. Now, Ma, now, you listen to me. 657 00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:51,111 Now, do us both a favor. Don't do anything you'll regret. 658 00:49:51,188 --> 00:49:54,248 When the road clears, we'll come down. 659 00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:57,157 We're not gonna hurt her, as long as you do the right thing. 660 00:49:57,227 --> 00:49:59,661 All right, all right. Love you too. 661 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:05,324 - Oh! Oh, did you want to talk to her? - Yes, I wanted to talk to her! 662 00:50:05,435 --> 00:50:09,201 I'm takin'some cranberry sauce. It's Christmas. What did that idiot say to ya? 663 00:50:09,272 --> 00:50:11,638 He said he loved me. 664 00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:14,438 That is right. I thought so too. 665 00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:17,571 She is a funny lady. How you guys doin'? 666 00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,480 You know what? They got some kinda feast out there, I'm tellin' ya. 667 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:23,246 - Wait till you see the giblet gravy. - No, Alvin. 668 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,721 We're going to be eating giblets in Attica if we don't get out of here. 669 00:50:26,790 --> 00:50:30,055 Boys. Boys, the dinner will be ready in 10 minutes. 670 00:50:30,127 --> 00:50:33,255 - You better go take your showers. - You got it, Mrs. A. 671 00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:35,664 Mrs. A! 672 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:39,260 Oh, Mrs. A? Somethin' smells good. 673 00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:44,467 - Nothin' better than that smell in the whole, wide world. - It does smell good. 674 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:48,500 - Yeah. It smells good. - We got the beginnings of a real situation here. 675 00:50:48,578 --> 00:50:52,105 I just robbed these people. I don't want to get to know them. 676 00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:54,183 Clove... 677 00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:57,448 I sense a conspiracy here. 678 00:50:58,455 --> 00:51:01,822 - Let's radio the Feds. - l-- 679 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:03,951 Clovis... 680 00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:06,996 you know what you are? 681 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,032 What? 682 00:51:09,099 --> 00:51:11,124 - An alarmist. - I am? 683 00:51:11,201 --> 00:51:14,534 Yes, you are. And that's not a good thing to be. 684 00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:17,664 - It's not? - No, it's not... 685 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:20,175 especially when all this money's at stake. 686 00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:26,147 Bill, would you, uh-- would you please pass me the giblet gravy? 687 00:51:28,452 --> 00:51:33,355 Thank you. Oh. There's some scallions in there. 688 00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:36,290 You know, Mr. and Mrs. Anderson... 689 00:51:36,359 --> 00:51:39,658 I wanted to say my appreciation for your hospitableness. 690 00:51:39,729 --> 00:51:42,357 Heh heh! 'Cause I love these giblets. Look at that. 691 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,866 Scallions too. But anyway... 692 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:48,132 I just certainly hope we haven't exposed ourselves upon you. 693 00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:50,469 No, no. Not at all. 694 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:53,168 No. It's been a nice diversion having you three with us. 695 00:51:53,243 --> 00:51:58,579 Mm. Otherwise, we'd just be sitting around, talking about that terrible robbery. 696 00:51:58,648 --> 00:52:02,209 Mr. Anderson, if you don't mind my asking, 697 00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:04,787 exactly how much was taken? 698 00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:09,189 - No. They just said they don't want to talk about it, Dave. - Ehh-- 699 00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:14,526 Well, $275,000. 700 00:52:14,598 --> 00:52:17,897 See, I heard that banks always claim... 701 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:21,131 uh, that more was stolen... 702 00:52:21,204 --> 00:52:25,197 than actually was so they could claim double... 703 00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:28,767 - on the insurance. - Only a crook would do a thing like that. 704 00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:32,315 That would make me no different from the people who robbed me. 705 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:44,650 Yeah, but what about puttin' all the people to work? 706 00:52:44,728 --> 00:52:47,925 You know, 'cause you have to have all that extra security and everything. 707 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:52,059 In fact, I heard that bank robberies actually stimulate the economy. 708 00:52:52,135 --> 00:52:54,626 You're enormously misinformed, Mr. Firpo. 709 00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:59,539 The truth is that this robbery will probably put this little bank out of business. 710 00:52:59,609 --> 00:53:01,600 How's that? 711 00:53:03,947 --> 00:53:07,747 Well, for years now, these big-city banks have been threatening to come in... 712 00:53:07,817 --> 00:53:10,650 wanting to take us over. 713 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:14,588 And now with this robbery, the F.D.I.C. will come in... 714 00:53:14,658 --> 00:53:19,618 and investigate, and find that I make loans to people just on a handshake. 715 00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:22,028 There's really no collateral at all. 716 00:53:22,098 --> 00:53:24,589 And that, gentlemen, will be the end of that. 717 00:53:24,668 --> 00:53:28,229 Well... excuse me, Mr. Anderson, but... 718 00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:31,240 I can't pretend to know too much about these matters. 719 00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:35,335 However, if what you say is true-- which, I'm sure it is-- 720 00:53:35,445 --> 00:53:38,642 um, then how could the bank have so much cash on hand? 721 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:43,051 Well, now, that's the worst part of it. 722 00:53:43,119 --> 00:53:45,747 That's a once-a-year deal. 723 00:53:45,822 --> 00:53:51,317 Over the years, I've persuaded everybody in town to open up a little Christmas club account. 724 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:55,160 You know, nothing much, but at the end of year, everybody has a few extra dollars. 725 00:53:55,232 --> 00:54:00,226 It adds up. It gives everybody a little extra security and pride. 726 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:03,101 It kept Main Street alive. 727 00:54:04,107 --> 00:54:06,098 Not this year. 728 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:09,907 No, sir. Not this year. 729 00:54:16,119 --> 00:54:20,180 I just called the bus station. There's a road to the south open that's going to Philly. 730 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:24,660 - Oh, that's excellent. - Philadelphia? That's a little out of our way, don't you think? 731 00:54:24,728 --> 00:54:29,062 Alvin, there's a train from Philly to New York. It takes a couple hours. 732 00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:32,499 - Might get there by midnight. - If you'd like to catch it, we should probably go now. 733 00:54:32,569 --> 00:54:35,663 - I think so. - Oh. Well, I'll make you some sandwiches. 734 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:38,731 No, no. We're fine. Thank you so much for your hospitality. 735 00:54:38,808 --> 00:54:41,299 Do you need any money? 736 00:54:41,378 --> 00:54:43,608 - No, we couldn't. - No, we couldn't. - No, no. 737 00:54:43,713 --> 00:54:47,547 - No. We've taken more than our share already. - No, no. Here. You take this. 738 00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:50,518 - You take this and have a nice, happy, safe, - Mrs. A, please. 739 00:54:50,587 --> 00:54:52,646 eh-- 740 00:54:54,424 --> 00:54:57,757 - Don't forget those coats. Merry Christmas. - Thank you. Merry Christmas. 741 00:54:57,827 --> 00:55:00,489 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 742 00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,861 - Come again any time. - Thanks for the suit. 743 00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:29,492 Thank you. Thank you for my festive sweater. 744 00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:32,825 Looks like they're going somewhere. 745 00:55:34,030 --> 00:55:36,999 Figured that out, did you? 746 00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:39,796 Did you see the way he was holding that duffle bag? 747 00:55:39,869 --> 00:55:42,064 How? 748 00:55:42,138 --> 00:55:45,335 The same way I would: close to my heart. 749 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,944 We're going for the money. We're not waiting for nobody. 750 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,946 - Right. - What are you saying? 751 00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:53,813 That my boys wouldn't come back and save me? 752 00:55:53,883 --> 00:55:58,217 That they'd rather have a couple of hundred-thousand bucks over a mother's love? 753 00:55:58,288 --> 00:56:01,655 I wouldn't pay three bucks for you. 754 00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:03,692 Can I ask you a personal question? 755 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:07,719 What were you doing five years for? Stupidity? 756 00:56:07,831 --> 00:56:10,197 Hey, Edna, how'd you like to ride in the trunk of the car? 757 00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:13,895 ''Edna''? ''Edna''? Are we sleeping together? I think not. 758 00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:16,438 You call me Mrs. Firpo, goddamn it. 759 00:56:16,506 --> 00:56:20,135 - Don't aggravate the old witch. - I wish I was a witch. 760 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,508 I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass. 761 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:26,106 I'll say whatever I want. Do you like music? 762 00:56:26,182 --> 00:56:29,515 - Oh,Jesus. 763 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:47,559 Thanks a lot. 764 00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:55,510 I don't see snow chains. 765 00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:59,173 This was very nice of you. Please tell the Andersons-- 766 00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:03,644 - What was that about? - I have no idea. 767 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:07,281 All right. I'll get the tickets. You two separate. 768 00:57:07,357 --> 00:57:11,316 - ''Separate''? - Just pretend like you don't know each other. 769 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,363 - Do I know you? - No. 770 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,626 - You look familiar. - Well, I'm not. 771 00:57:16,699 --> 00:57:18,667 - Come here. - Get away from me, you nut. 772 00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:27,404 Can't let 'em get on that bus. 773 00:57:27,477 --> 00:57:29,411 We're gonna take that money. 774 00:57:29,479 --> 00:57:32,141 You sure this is the right thing to do, Ed? 775 00:57:35,185 --> 00:57:37,176 Say, ''Spill on aisle three.'' 776 00:57:39,923 --> 00:57:41,948 Spill on aisle three. 777 00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:44,288 - You wanna be saying that the rest of your life? - No, I don't. 778 00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:47,090 - Then help me get that money. - Okay. 779 00:57:51,835 --> 00:57:56,204 You're not gonna believe this, but I don't-- I don't have enough money. 780 00:57:57,774 --> 00:58:00,242 Wait a minute. 781 00:58:22,131 --> 00:58:24,827 Hi, sweetie. 782 00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:30,664 - Any luck? - No. 783 00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:34,801 What am l-- 784 00:58:34,878 --> 00:58:37,506 What am I gonna... do? 785 00:58:38,915 --> 00:58:42,146 Huh? That's my bus. 786 00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:46,382 - Going home to your fammily? - No,just my mother actually. 787 00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:03,100 Please-- Please, I can't-- 788 00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:07,165 I mean, I want it. I can't accept it. 789 00:59:07,243 --> 00:59:09,803 I do-- No, I can't. 790 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:13,576 You're lucky you're in Paradise. Merry Christmas, sir. 791 00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:25,388 - Why don't you wait inside? - Excuse me. 792 00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:28,362 He's got our money, Clovis. 793 00:59:29,699 --> 00:59:32,532 - Can I check your bags? - Let's see what's in the bag. 794 00:59:32,602 --> 00:59:34,934 - What? - F.B.I. The bag. 795 00:59:35,004 --> 00:59:38,633 - ''The bag''? - The bag, sir. 796 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:41,939 - Hey! - Get him! Take him down! 797 00:59:42,011 --> 00:59:44,445 Freeze! Freeze! 798 00:59:44,514 --> 00:59:47,779 - Don't move. - Oh, shit! 799 00:59:53,122 --> 00:59:55,056 Oh, my God, a gun! 800 00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:59,094 - Oh, God, he's got a gun! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 801 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:02,289 You got the wrong guy! It's the guy with the floppy ears! 802 01:00:02,398 --> 01:00:04,559 Let's go. 803 01:00:04,634 --> 01:00:07,034 What happened? 804 01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:10,470 No! No! No! 805 01:00:16,546 --> 01:00:19,310 - What's going on here? - We may have found two of our suspects. 806 01:00:19,382 --> 01:00:21,350 All right, all right, all right. 807 01:00:22,919 --> 01:00:25,547 - Oh, shit. - What? You know him? 808 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:29,388 Yeah, unfortunately. That's Ed Dawson and Clovis Minor. 809 01:00:29,492 --> 01:00:32,859 - They're both my deputies. - Hey, how you doin', fellas? 810 01:00:44,774 --> 01:00:49,404 That, by God, was close. That was close. 811 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,777 Now our ride's gone. Shit! 812 01:00:51,848 --> 01:00:54,612 - What the hell happened back there? - I have no idea! 813 01:00:54,684 --> 01:00:58,142 I don't like this. 814 01:00:58,221 --> 01:01:00,314 We're screwed. 815 01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:02,688 Come on. Y-Y-You gotta think of a way to get us out of here. 816 01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:07,525 All right! Quit pressuring me, please! 817 01:01:07,597 --> 01:01:12,660 Look, there's only one way I can think of that's gonna get us out of here... 818 01:01:12,735 --> 01:01:14,669 and it's a longshot. 819 01:01:14,737 --> 01:01:16,932 Let me get this straight. 820 01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:20,772 - You had no idea what was going on in that bus station. - No, sir. 821 01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:23,676 Your gun just happened to go off three times in a row by itself. 822 01:01:23,746 --> 01:01:28,843 No. I thought what I saw might be a suspect. 823 01:01:28,918 --> 01:01:33,719 So, maybe my partner Clovis and I got a little... 824 01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:36,987 over-anticapatory. 825 01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:41,655 Agent Peyser-- Excuse me. Will you guys knock it off,please? 826 01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:45,700 Just put the ball away for now. Thank you. 827 01:01:45,802 --> 01:01:50,603 These kids tell me they saw three guys push a car into the river this afternoon. 828 01:01:50,673 --> 01:01:55,542 - They tell me they can show us the exact spot. - Hallelujah. Huh? 829 01:01:58,414 --> 01:02:01,178 - Are you coming along with us? - No, no, no. Not you two. 830 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:03,878 Just stay out of my sight. 831 01:02:03,953 --> 01:02:06,444 Will you just cool it? 832 01:02:29,846 --> 01:02:34,249 You know, I just hate to ruin this Hallmark moment. 833 01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:38,378 Would you get over here and help me lug this boat to the river! 834 01:03:07,049 --> 01:03:08,983 That's it. We're done being nice to you. 835 01:03:09,051 --> 01:03:11,952 Get out,you pain in the ass. I've had it with you. 836 01:03:12,021 --> 01:03:14,512 Enough is enough. Come on. Get out. 837 01:03:14,590 --> 01:03:17,320 - You call this being nice? - This is as nice as we're gonna get. 838 01:03:17,426 --> 01:03:21,522 Putting a gun to my head and dragging me across three states on the night Christ was born. 839 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:25,931 - Gag her. - You're doing me a goddamn favor! 840 01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:27,799 You think this is torture? 841 01:03:27,870 --> 01:03:31,567 Anything's better than looking at you two gorillas and listening to your horse shit. 842 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:35,077 - Just get in the trunk. - You guys are dumber than a box of hair. 843 01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:38,602 - Gag her! - Oh, cut it out. You can't-- 844 01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:41,206 Good night, Edna. 845 01:03:42,852 --> 01:03:45,878 Hey, we made it! 846 01:03:45,955 --> 01:03:50,085 Come on. The harder we row, the faster we go. Come on! 847 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,928 Wha-- Wait a minute. What? 848 01:03:53,996 --> 01:03:57,432 - Bill, you're a genius. - Yeah, but in the Firpo family... 849 01:03:57,533 --> 01:03:59,467 the man with half a brain is king. 850 01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:01,867 Come on. Row, row! Like a Viking, Alvin! 851 01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:04,099 - Row! Row! - Like a Viking! 852 01:04:05,107 --> 01:04:07,905 Alvin! 853 01:04:07,977 --> 01:04:11,504 - Alvin! - Alvin, come back! 854 01:04:14,617 --> 01:04:17,381 Help! Help! 855 01:04:21,724 --> 01:04:25,319 Help! Help! Help! 856 01:04:28,231 --> 01:04:32,463 Help! 857 01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:36,035 Down this side. This side. 858 01:04:36,105 --> 01:04:41,099 Help! Help! 859 01:04:42,778 --> 01:04:44,678 - Look. - Over here. 860 01:04:44,747 --> 01:04:47,215 Over by the rock. 861 01:04:47,283 --> 01:04:49,649 There's a man in the water. 862 01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:52,779 - Here. - Hang on. We're gonna get you out of there. 863 01:04:52,855 --> 01:04:56,052 Hold on, Alvin! 864 01:04:56,158 --> 01:04:58,626 - Oh! - I got ya. 865 01:05:00,162 --> 01:05:02,096 - Hang on, son. - Give me a hand. 866 01:05:02,164 --> 01:05:05,258 Hang on! Grab my hand! 867 01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:08,098 Alvin, grab his hand! 868 01:05:09,338 --> 01:05:12,171 Come on. Just grab it. 869 01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:16,041 - Give him your hand. - I got him! 870 01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:18,580 Right in this room. 871 01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:20,912 Lay him down by the fire. 872 01:05:26,689 --> 01:05:29,317 Oh, Christ. He looks like he's turning blue. 873 01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:32,019 - What's that mean? - He's got water in his lungs. 874 01:05:32,128 --> 01:05:34,995 Just stay back there. Give me some room here. 875 01:05:35,064 --> 01:05:39,160 Come on, son. Spit some of that stuff out of there. Come on. 876 01:05:39,235 --> 01:05:41,100 Come on. There. 877 01:05:58,654 --> 01:06:01,316 That means he's going to be all right. 878 01:06:01,390 --> 01:06:04,359 - Who are you? - I'm Fred. 879 01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:06,395 - Flinstone? - Yes. 880 01:06:08,164 --> 01:06:10,428 There. He'll be all right now. 881 01:06:10,499 --> 01:06:12,831 How about a little soup and brandy? 882 01:06:12,902 --> 01:06:16,668 - Mix the two together? - No, the brandy's for me. 883 01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:18,673 Oh. 884 01:06:18,741 --> 01:06:21,869 I think we lucked out with those kids. 885 01:06:21,944 --> 01:06:24,003 - Boy, the car's soaked good. - Yeah. 886 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,014 Let's roll it over. We gotta get it in the truck. 887 01:06:26,082 --> 01:06:27,515 - Anybody got a crowbar? - Yeah. 888 01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:29,813 - Get it. - We gotta get a crowbar here, okay? 889 01:06:33,222 --> 01:06:35,281 Give me some light. 890 01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,983 Might find a walleye in there. See anything? 891 01:06:39,095 --> 01:06:42,758 No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 892 01:06:43,966 --> 01:06:47,663 - What the hell are those things? - Ski masks. 893 01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:50,535 Merry Christmas! 894 01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:53,666 - Thank you. That's sweet of you. - Thank you very much. 895 01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:56,576 That's my sister. You know. 896 01:06:56,645 --> 01:06:58,909 I don't think you'll be able to smoke when we go into church. 897 01:06:58,981 --> 01:07:00,846 I wanna thank you for saving my life. 898 01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:02,850 You know, almost drowning and everything. 899 01:07:02,918 --> 01:07:04,852 Oh, you don't have to put it out now. 900 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,286 You could have puffed a little longer. 901 01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:09,290 Oh, this is nice. 902 01:07:14,663 --> 01:07:18,463 - Look, there's Timmy. - Merry Christmas, Timmy. 903 01:07:18,498 --> 01:07:22,263 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you. 904 01:07:22,338 --> 01:07:25,171 I thought you boys were on your way to Philadelphia. 905 01:07:25,241 --> 01:07:28,176 Well, the bus left without us. 906 01:07:28,244 --> 01:07:31,179 - Oh, well. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 907 01:07:31,247 --> 01:07:33,977 - Can I talk to you a minute? - Merry Christmas, Father. 908 01:07:36,452 --> 01:07:39,046 I'm going to confession. 909 01:07:39,155 --> 01:07:42,386 They don't have confession. They're Protestants. 910 01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:45,791 - Are you shitting me? - No. 911 01:07:45,861 --> 01:07:49,456 I don't care. I'm going in anyway. 912 01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:54,799 All right. I'll be out here with the... do-re-me. 913 01:07:56,205 --> 01:07:58,139 Why are you still here? 914 01:07:58,207 --> 01:08:00,072 Why am I still here? What? 915 01:08:00,142 --> 01:08:02,576 You sound like you're anxious to get rid of us. What's the matter? 916 01:08:02,645 --> 01:08:06,137 - I just wish you'd go. - Why is that? 917 01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:10,878 You know, I think you did something stupid today. 918 01:08:10,986 --> 01:08:13,318 Something you may regret. 919 01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:15,755 Your last name isn't Collins, is it? 920 01:08:15,825 --> 01:08:18,817 No. No, it's not. 921 01:08:18,894 --> 01:08:23,058 I've lied to a lot of people I care about, so please,just go while you can. 922 01:08:31,073 --> 01:08:33,007 Sarah. 923 01:08:34,376 --> 01:08:37,641 I can't. 924 01:08:37,713 --> 01:08:39,772 You can't what? 925 01:08:39,882 --> 01:08:43,784 - I can't leave knowing what I know. - What are you saying? 926 01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:48,347 I'm saying-- I'm saying I like these people too. 927 01:08:48,457 --> 01:08:52,325 I like them too. And I wish that I could think of something to make this all better. 928 01:08:54,096 --> 01:08:56,530 Maybe you're not thinking hard enough. 929 01:08:58,334 --> 01:09:01,269 Look, can I ask you a question? 930 01:09:02,338 --> 01:09:04,465 Do you think people change? 931 01:09:04,540 --> 01:09:07,031 Do you believe a person can be on one road their whole life... 932 01:09:07,109 --> 01:09:09,703 and then just back up and take another? 933 01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:14,738 - I think that all depends. - Depends... on the road. 934 01:09:14,850 --> 01:09:16,818 It depends on the person. 935 01:09:18,721 --> 01:09:20,655 Depends on the person. 936 01:09:22,224 --> 01:09:24,158 Depends on the person. 937 01:09:30,699 --> 01:09:32,633 This headstone says Anderson. 938 01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:36,370 Is that any relation? 939 01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:41,036 It's Clifford's great-grandfather. 940 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,704 ''1835-1892. '' 941 01:09:47,149 --> 01:09:50,676 God. Your whole life's in that dash, isn't it? 942 01:09:50,786 --> 01:09:52,845 Yeah. 943 01:09:56,592 --> 01:09:58,526 What are you doing? 944 01:09:59,595 --> 01:10:02,257 I don't know. 945 01:10:02,331 --> 01:10:04,765 You don't know me. 946 01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:07,666 Sorry. 947 01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:37,365 - Easy, now. Easy, now, Merlin. - Bill, get in. Whoa! 948 01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:40,925 Bill, 20 years minimum. Get in. 949 01:10:41,003 --> 01:10:43,130 - Tell him to get in. - I don't know about taking the kid's sleigh. 950 01:10:43,205 --> 01:10:46,697 - There's something ain't right about that. - I'll get in. 951 01:10:46,775 --> 01:10:49,642 After all these presents and stuff. 952 01:10:49,712 --> 01:10:51,577 - Oh, no, cops! - Hey! 953 01:10:51,647 --> 01:10:54,741 - Come on, Bill. Get in. - Hey, that's Timmy's sleigh! 954 01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:58,047 What'd he call it? Yahoo! Whoo! 955 01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:01,112 Come on, Merlin! Come on! Come on! 956 01:11:01,223 --> 01:11:04,556 What do you call it? Gallop! That's it! That's it! Come on! Come on! 957 01:11:14,570 --> 01:11:16,629 Come on! Come on! 958 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,598 Look out! Look out! Get out of the way! 959 01:11:23,812 --> 01:11:25,780 Yahoo! Yahoo! 960 01:11:26,915 --> 01:11:29,850 Come on, Clovis. I know a shortcut. 961 01:11:29,918 --> 01:11:32,546 What's going on here? 962 01:11:32,655 --> 01:11:36,591 I don't know, but those three guys stole my kid's horse and sleigh. 963 01:11:36,692 --> 01:11:41,493 Merlin! Dad! Dad! Dad! 964 01:11:41,563 --> 01:11:44,623 - Merlin! Dad! They took Merl-- - Yeah. Yeah, I know. 965 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:48,192 - Stay here! I know that! - But, Dad, they took Merlin! 966 01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:05,687 - Good shot. - Hey, see you guys. 967 01:12:05,754 --> 01:12:09,781 That wasn't fair! Hey! 968 01:12:09,858 --> 01:12:12,053 I hate this town. I hate it. 969 01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:15,961 I hate it. Christmas Eve, and my wife had the-- 970 01:12:16,031 --> 01:12:20,127 I didn't get to see that thing pop up on the turkey. I was-- I hate it. 971 01:12:22,971 --> 01:12:24,905 A sleigh? Catch the sleigh! 972 01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:26,964 Faster! Faster! 973 01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:29,909 Come on! Come on! Go! 974 01:12:29,978 --> 01:12:32,105 Run! Run, Merlin! Run! 975 01:12:32,214 --> 01:12:36,207 - Whoo! - Turn! Turn! To the right! Okay! 976 01:12:41,390 --> 01:12:43,324 Whoa! 977 01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:46,520 Look out. Look out. Jesus. 978 01:12:47,629 --> 01:12:49,563 Back up. We're gonna lose them. 979 01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:56,671 - Oh, God! - Go, Alvin, go! 980 01:12:58,741 --> 01:13:01,073 - Go! - Alvin, do you know what you're doing? 981 01:13:01,143 --> 01:13:04,806 You do what you do, I do what I do! 982 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,871 Then hurry up! 983 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:12,144 Go! Go! Go! Go! 984 01:13:22,931 --> 01:13:26,264 - Hi, Officer! Bye, Officer! - Go! Yeah! 985 01:13:26,335 --> 01:13:28,235 Yes! Yes! 986 01:13:31,039 --> 01:13:35,100 Oh, my God! 987 01:13:35,177 --> 01:13:37,668 Whoo! 988 01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:40,078 Unbelievable. Ow! Unbelievable. 989 01:13:40,182 --> 01:13:44,118 Come on. Keep going. Go. 990 01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:47,155 - On 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em! - Go! Go! 991 01:13:47,222 --> 01:13:49,156 We got 'em. Come on! 992 01:13:49,224 --> 01:13:52,159 Run right up into them. 993 01:13:52,227 --> 01:13:54,161 Right up into them. 994 01:14:17,186 --> 01:14:20,622 Whoa. Whoa. 995 01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,660 Hey, Merlin. 996 01:14:32,734 --> 01:14:34,668 Hey, thanks a lot, okay? 997 01:14:34,736 --> 01:14:36,670 We really appreciated it. 998 01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:39,673 I'm never gonna forget you. 999 01:14:39,741 --> 01:14:42,141 All right. You're a good horse. Stay strong. 1000 01:14:48,784 --> 01:14:51,252 Bill. Hey, Bill, wait a minute. 1001 01:14:52,454 --> 01:14:55,150 We can't leave him here. 1002 01:14:55,224 --> 01:15:00,059 I mean, I couldn't live with myself if I froze a horse, especially him. 1003 01:15:00,128 --> 01:15:02,790 You're cracking up. Both of you. 1004 01:15:02,865 --> 01:15:04,856 Come on. 1005 01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:16,968 You stay there, Merlin. Stay there. 1006 01:15:18,947 --> 01:15:22,610 Bill, we made it. Alvin, we made it. 1007 01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:26,415 All right. Let's all stick our thumbs out and look pitiful. 1008 01:15:26,488 --> 01:15:30,083 - That should be easy. - Easy. Pitiful. Thumbs. 1009 01:15:33,061 --> 01:15:37,555 - Hey, stop. - Here we go. We're here. 1010 01:15:37,633 --> 01:15:40,261 - I can't tell you how happy I am. - Hi. How are you? 1011 01:15:40,335 --> 01:15:42,530 My name is Dave. 1012 01:15:42,604 --> 01:15:46,267 Oh, man. 1013 01:15:46,341 --> 01:15:49,276 - We were out here skiing, and the back of it-- - Oh, man! 1014 01:15:49,344 --> 01:15:51,812 No, no, no. 1015 01:15:57,853 --> 01:15:59,548 All right. All right! 1016 01:15:59,621 --> 01:16:02,419 Oh, no! 1017 01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:05,358 - Who needs you? Forget it. - Hold on, Merlin! 1018 01:16:05,427 --> 01:16:07,361 We're coming, Merlin! 1019 01:16:07,429 --> 01:16:10,421 - We gotta get him out. - You're not gonna die. 1020 01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:12,592 You're not gonna die! 1021 01:16:12,668 --> 01:16:16,627 - Cut it out! Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Come on! 1022 01:16:16,705 --> 01:16:20,141 Hold him! He's coming! Get around his back! Push him! Push him! 1023 01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:23,405 - Come on! Come on! Come on! - Get him out of the water! 1024 01:16:23,478 --> 01:16:25,378 - Push! - Go! Go! 1025 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:29,406 - Go! - He's coming out! 1026 01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:42,897 - Coffee? - You bet. 1027 01:16:42,965 --> 01:16:46,128 - Can I take your order now? - I'm not quite sure. 1028 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:01,415 Guys... 1029 01:17:01,483 --> 01:17:05,715 I still got the keys to the vault on me. 1030 01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:11,453 I'm gonna go back to town, and I'm gonna put the money back. 1031 01:17:17,799 --> 01:17:21,098 I know I didn't hear you right. 1032 01:17:21,169 --> 01:17:25,765 You can either come with me or not, but that's what I'm doing. 1033 01:17:25,841 --> 01:17:30,403 Bill, I think that dunk in the lake got to your brain. 1034 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:35,974 - You are not thinking clearly. - No, I'm thinking very clearly. 1035 01:17:36,084 --> 01:17:38,518 You hear that? Silent night, holy night. 1036 01:17:38,587 --> 01:17:40,851 ''Adeste Fideles.'' ''God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.'' 1037 01:17:40,922 --> 01:17:43,789 This is the best Christmas present I could ever give to you. 1038 01:17:43,859 --> 01:17:47,727 I appreciate the sentiment. You let me decide what I get for Christmas. 1039 01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,890 This money belongs to me and Alvin too, you know. 1040 01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:54,367 It never belonged to us. It belonged to the town. 1041 01:17:54,436 --> 01:17:56,597 What are you telling me? 1042 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:59,436 That you are going to be the first guy in history to get pinched... 1043 01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,976 for putting money back into a vault? 1044 01:18:02,044 --> 01:18:05,411 If I get pinched, I get pinched. That's the way that one went. 1045 01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:08,472 I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you about it. 1046 01:18:08,550 --> 01:18:13,044 - He's telling us what to do with our share of the money. - Put my share back. 1047 01:18:17,759 --> 01:18:19,693 What is wrong with you guys? 1048 01:18:19,761 --> 01:18:22,525 You have a couple of eggnogs with some farmers... 1049 01:18:22,597 --> 01:18:24,895 and now you wanna go back and work for minumum wage? 1050 01:18:27,102 --> 01:18:29,093 - Make up your mind, 'cause I'm going. - No, you're not. 1051 01:18:29,171 --> 01:18:31,332 You're not going! You are still a wanted man in New York! 1052 01:18:31,406 --> 01:18:33,499 - No, he's not. - Yes, he is! 1053 01:18:33,575 --> 01:18:38,740 No, he's not. All right? It's over. 1054 01:18:40,982 --> 01:18:43,109 The whole thing... 1055 01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:45,846 was a... setup... 1056 01:18:45,954 --> 01:18:48,923 just to get you down here. 1057 01:18:50,425 --> 01:18:52,518 Now, one other thing. 1058 01:18:54,362 --> 01:18:57,160 Does that look familiar? 1059 01:18:57,232 --> 01:18:59,393 It's a little wet... 1060 01:18:59,468 --> 01:19:02,198 but it's-- 1061 01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:04,261 it's yours. 1062 01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:10,409 You never-- You never did drop it. 1063 01:19:12,547 --> 01:19:14,845 What are you looking at? What? 1064 01:19:16,952 --> 01:19:20,217 But there were ten million cops at the restaurant. 1065 01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:26,218 I did it. 1066 01:19:26,294 --> 01:19:28,489 I called them. 1067 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,591 I told them. 1068 01:19:34,870 --> 01:19:37,566 I told them there was a sniper on the roof. 1069 01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:50,541 You all right? 1070 01:19:51,553 --> 01:19:54,454 Yeah, I'm all right. Except-- 1071 01:19:56,124 --> 01:19:58,058 Oh! 1072 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,390 Sorry. Put the table on their tab. 1073 01:20:00,495 --> 01:20:03,487 He's got the spirit, don't he? 1074 01:20:03,598 --> 01:20:06,965 He handled that pretty well. 1075 01:20:07,035 --> 01:20:09,299 Did you see my Pez dispenser anywhere? 1076 01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:11,737 No. Shut up. Check! 1077 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:14,935 - Hey, hey! Excuse me, sir. I've got an emergency. 1078 01:20:15,010 --> 01:20:17,478 - Are you headed towards Paradise? - No, I'm going to New York. 1079 01:20:18,747 --> 01:20:21,545 Where were you five hours ago? 1080 01:20:21,616 --> 01:20:24,813 - You going south? - Nope. 1081 01:20:24,886 --> 01:20:28,117 Hey, Edna, can I get you anything? 1082 01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:30,249 Come on. Don't take all night putting this gas in. 1083 01:20:30,325 --> 01:20:33,055 Excuse me. Would you mind telling me which way you're headed? 1084 01:20:33,161 --> 01:20:36,062 - Get outta here. - It's an emergency. I've gotta get to Paradise. 1085 01:20:37,199 --> 01:20:39,133 We don't like to ride with strangers. 1086 01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:41,965 - Come on, man. It's Christmas. - What the hell. 1087 01:20:42,037 --> 01:20:44,870 A little company might be good. Come on.Jump in. 1088 01:20:44,940 --> 01:20:47,306 - I told you not to say anything. - I can keep a secret. 1089 01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:49,673 I told you to shut up, and you-- You're supposed to be on my side. 1090 01:20:49,744 --> 01:20:51,735 - Shit. - What? 1091 01:20:51,813 --> 01:20:55,249 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1092 01:20:56,618 --> 01:20:58,609 Nice coat. Who shot the couch? 1093 01:21:12,901 --> 01:21:16,393 - No, goddamn it! Sons of bitches! - It's all right. 1094 01:21:21,076 --> 01:21:24,375 I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, guys. 1095 01:21:24,446 --> 01:21:27,313 Rough night? 1096 01:21:27,382 --> 01:21:30,545 You have no idea what kind of night I've had. 1097 01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:34,350 I'm just real lucky you're going the same way as me. 1098 01:21:40,462 --> 01:21:44,125 - What's that banging noise? - I don't hear nothing. 1099 01:21:44,232 --> 01:21:48,669 Me either. 1100 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,001 Wait a minute. No, no, wait. There it goes again. 1101 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:53,905 It's a very distinct thumping sound. 1102 01:21:53,975 --> 01:21:56,375 Kind of like a boom, boom, boom. Don't you hear it? 1103 01:21:56,444 --> 01:21:59,140 Oh, yeah. We've been hearing that all night. 1104 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:03,517 Hey, can I share something with you? 1105 01:22:03,585 --> 01:22:05,576 Yeah. 1106 01:22:05,654 --> 01:22:07,713 I know I just met you guys, and it's kind of corny... 1107 01:22:07,789 --> 01:22:09,780 but tonight's been a real eye-opener for me. 1108 01:22:09,858 --> 01:22:12,588 - How's that? - I just-- 1109 01:22:12,694 --> 01:22:15,185 I realized tonight that I love people, you know? 1110 01:22:15,297 --> 01:22:19,233 I mean, life is great. Yeah? Huh? Isn't life great? 1111 01:22:19,334 --> 01:22:23,168 - You sound like you're in love. - Well, as a matter of fact... 1112 01:22:24,873 --> 01:22:27,467 I just met this really terrific woman. 1113 01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:29,476 What's her name? 1114 01:22:29,544 --> 01:22:32,035 - I can really use something like that in my life. - What's her name? 1115 01:22:32,113 --> 01:22:33,671 - Her name's Sarah. Yeah. - Sarah? 1116 01:22:33,748 --> 01:22:37,582 - You got a picture? - Do you have any idea how long it's been... 1117 01:22:37,652 --> 01:22:39,950 since I've had a picture of a woman in my wallet? 1118 01:22:40,021 --> 01:22:43,218 - Except my mother, of course. - You got a picture of your mother in your wallet? 1119 01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:45,225 - Yeah. - I have the same thing in my wallet. 1120 01:22:45,327 --> 01:22:47,955 Well, then let's compare. 1121 01:22:48,063 --> 01:22:51,590 It's a beautiful thing. 1122 01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,827 I really hope we can all get to be friends. 1123 01:22:53,902 --> 01:22:55,870 There she is. 1124 01:23:08,116 --> 01:23:10,414 What are you doing? 1125 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:13,249 - I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! - What are you doing? 1126 01:23:13,321 --> 01:23:16,620 Stop it! Are you crazy? Stop it! 1127 01:23:16,691 --> 01:23:18,716 - Put the gun down! - Get off of me! 1128 01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,886 - The cops are down the street. - He's got our money! 1129 01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:23,965 - Just get in the car. - I'll kill him. 1130 01:23:47,555 --> 01:23:50,353 - Hey! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Merlin! 1131 01:23:50,425 --> 01:23:52,359 Hold on! Hold on! Whoa! 1132 01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:56,157 What do you call it? Whoa, Merlin! That-a-boy. Okay. 1133 01:23:56,264 --> 01:23:59,665 - Hey, look who it is! - Get in, Bill. 1134 01:23:59,734 --> 01:24:02,703 - We gotta have a serious talk! Now get me the hell outta here! - Uh-oh. 1135 01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:07,037 Serious talk. Come on. Come on, Merlin. 1136 01:24:12,547 --> 01:24:15,107 What do you call it? Whoa. 1137 01:24:15,183 --> 01:24:19,677 So, I guess we have a clean slate now. Huh? 1138 01:24:19,754 --> 01:24:22,052 Good boy, Merlin. 1139 01:24:22,123 --> 01:24:25,718 Go home now. Stay off the interstate. 1140 01:24:25,827 --> 01:24:28,523 There you go. 1141 01:24:28,630 --> 01:24:31,121 Not quite. 1142 01:24:43,211 --> 01:24:45,111 Shh! 1143 01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:47,705 Quiet, okay? 1144 01:24:47,782 --> 01:24:52,082 So I get into the car with these two strangers, and-- 1145 01:24:52,153 --> 01:24:56,283 this is very funny-- 1146 01:24:56,357 --> 01:25:01,488 I show them a picture of Ma, and they start shooting at me. 1147 01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:04,064 That's weird. 1148 01:25:04,132 --> 01:25:07,659 - That's weird. - Do you have any idea why? 1149 01:25:07,735 --> 01:25:12,035 Maybe it was a bad picture. 1150 01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:16,237 Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1151 01:25:16,311 --> 01:25:19,371 Who are they? 1152 01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,813 Hey, Bill, I mean, were they alone? 1153 01:25:21,883 --> 01:25:23,817 I said there were two of them. 1154 01:25:23,885 --> 01:25:26,479 - There was nobody else with them? - I just said there were two of them. 1155 01:25:26,554 --> 01:25:28,488 They were alone. 1156 01:25:28,556 --> 01:25:30,990 I just said there were two of them! 1157 01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:33,050 - Oh, good. - What do you mean, ''Oh, good''? 1158 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:37,030 I mean-- What do I mean, Dave? 1159 01:25:37,098 --> 01:25:39,089 He-- He-- 1160 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:41,430 He means that... 1161 01:25:41,503 --> 01:25:45,200 if there were more than two, you could have been hurt. 1162 01:25:45,273 --> 01:25:47,207 Three's bad. That's right. 1163 01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:49,266 I'm getting this feeling... 1164 01:25:49,344 --> 01:25:51,539 that you're not telling me something! 1165 01:25:51,613 --> 01:25:54,309 Yeah, well, this feeling you're getting is paranoia! 1166 01:25:54,382 --> 01:25:57,010 - I don't think so! - Well, think again! 1167 01:25:57,085 --> 01:25:59,110 Come on. Let's just go. 1168 01:26:03,191 --> 01:26:05,182 I'm almost certain this one's it. 1169 01:26:06,694 --> 01:26:09,720 Hey, Bill, a guy in prison told me if you use the wrong key... 1170 01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:12,823 you could set off the alarm. 1171 01:26:12,934 --> 01:26:15,630 Why don't you let me do the crackin'... 1172 01:26:15,703 --> 01:26:17,637 and you do the jackin'? 1173 01:26:17,705 --> 01:26:19,969 Hey, leave him alone, Bill. Prison's a lonely place. 1174 01:26:20,041 --> 01:26:21,975 - You told. - Sure, I heard things in the night. 1175 01:26:22,043 --> 01:26:24,568 Shut up! 1176 01:26:24,646 --> 01:26:27,046 Shit! I told ya! 1177 01:26:27,115 --> 01:26:29,549 - Stop the madness! - All right, all right, all right. 1178 01:26:29,617 --> 01:26:31,778 It said ''Nissan.'' Nissan. 1179 01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:34,413 - Nissan's for a car. - But it was round... 1180 01:26:34,489 --> 01:26:36,480 - Okay! All right! - with a curve that goes like an ''S.'' 1181 01:26:36,558 --> 01:26:38,549 - Hurry up, Bill! - Okay! Okay! 1182 01:26:38,626 --> 01:26:40,594 You're kidding me. 1183 01:26:43,831 --> 01:26:45,799 - Agent Peyser? - What? 1184 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:48,028 - Agent Peyser? - What? 1185 01:26:48,102 --> 01:26:51,196 - You're not gonna believe this. - Oh, come on. Try me. 1186 01:26:51,272 --> 01:26:53,638 We got another alarm at the bank. 1187 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:58,805 Yes! Yes! 1188 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:02,111 No! Shit! 1189 01:27:20,335 --> 01:27:22,860 I know what to do. 1190 01:27:24,939 --> 01:27:28,340 That's the most money I ever held at once. 1191 01:27:29,344 --> 01:27:32,142 You're right, Bill. 1192 01:27:32,213 --> 01:27:34,272 Never was ours. 1193 01:27:35,583 --> 01:27:39,917 I tell you, I never felt better in my life. 1194 01:28:05,246 --> 01:28:08,079 Where'd you go for that tire? Palm Beach? 1195 01:28:08,149 --> 01:28:10,140 Sorry, Ed. 1196 01:28:14,822 --> 01:28:17,950 Holy shit. Get down, Clovis. Get down. 1197 01:28:18,059 --> 01:28:20,118 Boy, am I good. 1198 01:28:22,030 --> 01:28:25,329 Get inside of theJeep, or I'll blow your heads off. 1199 01:28:38,813 --> 01:28:42,715 You know, every time there's a problem, those two idiots show up. 1200 01:28:42,784 --> 01:28:44,718 I'm telling you, they know something. 1201 01:28:44,786 --> 01:28:47,687 Listen, guys. Where are you taking us? What is this? 1202 01:28:47,755 --> 01:28:49,780 Up to that bank president's house. 1203 01:28:49,857 --> 01:28:52,223 ''Bank-- '' ''Bank president''? What are you talking about? 1204 01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:54,261 What do you think, we're stupid? 1205 01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:57,890 No, I don't think you're stupid, but I know how to keep you in suspense. 1206 01:28:57,999 --> 01:29:01,491 - How? - I bet I know how to keep you in suspense. 1207 01:29:01,602 --> 01:29:05,197 - How? - For Christ's sake, Clovis! They're bullshitting you! 1208 01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:09,573 - We know that's where the money is. - Money? What money? 1209 01:29:09,644 --> 01:29:13,774 - Yeah, we-- we don't have any money. - Oh, shut up, will you? 1210 01:29:13,848 --> 01:29:15,782 You don't think we know what you're doing? 1211 01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:18,444 You and the Andersons probably cooked this whole thing up together. 1212 01:29:20,655 --> 01:29:23,522 Looks like they got company with them in thatJeep. 1213 01:29:23,591 --> 01:29:25,525 All units, this is Agent Peyser. 1214 01:29:25,626 --> 01:29:28,561 We are in pursuit of a 1994 black Pathfinder. 1215 01:29:28,629 --> 01:29:32,360 - License plateD-U-H-- - That's appropriate. 1216 01:29:32,433 --> 01:29:34,367 Vanity plates. 1217 01:29:34,435 --> 01:29:37,029 D- U-H-1-7-1. 1218 01:29:37,105 --> 01:29:41,633 Location: east on Main Street, heading toward River Road. 1219 01:29:43,644 --> 01:29:46,807 ''So, uh, what kind of license plate do you have?'' 1220 01:29:46,881 --> 01:29:48,872 ''Duh.'' 1221 01:29:58,659 --> 01:30:00,650 Come on! Move it! 1222 01:30:02,096 --> 01:30:04,064 Come on! 1223 01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:08,329 Let's go, let's go, let's go! Come on! 1224 01:30:12,273 --> 01:30:14,833 Look at those clowns. 1225 01:30:14,909 --> 01:30:16,843 Why don't wejust take 'em? 1226 01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:19,971 No. Let's wait and see what they're up to. 1227 01:30:23,084 --> 01:30:25,279 Hit the wipers. 1228 01:30:27,488 --> 01:30:29,422 Am I nuts? I know those plates. 1229 01:30:29,490 --> 01:30:31,981 Where do I know those plates from? 1230 01:30:33,995 --> 01:30:36,987 Something came over the wire tonight about two escaped convicts... 1231 01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:39,032 in a Caddy with New York plates. 1232 01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:41,933 That's right. Get on the horn. Get everybody down here. 1233 01:30:42,003 --> 01:30:47,373 You're gonna have to kill me, because I'm not dragging those people in that house into this. 1234 01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,535 So why don't you just pull your trigger? 1235 01:30:49,610 --> 01:30:53,273 There's no money, all right? So just get it out of your head. 1236 01:30:57,018 --> 01:30:58,952 They're here. 1237 01:30:59,020 --> 01:31:00,885 Yep. They're here. 1238 01:31:00,955 --> 01:31:03,355 Let's take them down. 1239 01:31:04,992 --> 01:31:07,756 Come on, pecker head! Move! 1240 01:31:07,862 --> 01:31:10,296 Clovis, watch these three clowns while I check out the house. 1241 01:31:10,364 --> 01:31:13,026 Okay, Ed. 1242 01:31:17,572 --> 01:31:21,064 Season's greetings. Santa Claus is coming to town. 1243 01:31:22,743 --> 01:31:24,643 Shut up and get inside. 1244 01:31:24,712 --> 01:31:27,909 Well, well, well. Doesn't that figure? Get out of my face. 1245 01:31:27,982 --> 01:31:30,314 - Shut up and get in. - Ma! What-- 1246 01:31:30,384 --> 01:31:33,148 What-- What are you doing here? 1247 01:31:33,221 --> 01:31:37,658 I'm being held hostage on the night babyJesus was born. What the hell does it look like? 1248 01:31:37,725 --> 01:31:40,558 Get over there. 1249 01:31:40,661 --> 01:31:43,596 - Please don't tell me you knew about this. - Uh, no. No, l-- 1250 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,934 I'm sorry. I know it's bad. 1251 01:31:48,002 --> 01:31:51,369 - Whoa. 1252 01:31:51,439 --> 01:31:55,500 - I'm sorry, Ma. 1253 01:31:55,576 --> 01:31:58,101 I'm sorry, everybody. 1254 01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:01,012 - I swear I'm gonna get us all out of this. - Oh, no. Come on. 1255 01:32:01,082 --> 01:32:04,415 It wasn't your fault. It was my fault, Ma. l-- I convinced Bill... 1256 01:32:04,485 --> 01:32:07,682 that he was a wanted man in New York and he had to come down here. 1257 01:32:07,755 --> 01:32:10,656 No choice. But he resisted, every step of the way. 1258 01:32:10,725 --> 01:32:13,659 - Sarah, he didn't know about your father. - Yeah, sure. 1259 01:32:13,694 --> 01:32:16,595 No. He really thought he was dying, and he came down here to help you. 1260 01:32:16,664 --> 01:32:20,998 - What are you talking about? - Just give us the money, and we're out of here. 1261 01:32:21,068 --> 01:32:24,469 You're in for a rude awakening, because there's no money! Okay? 1262 01:32:24,539 --> 01:32:27,997 - No! No! - V-V-Vic, listen to me. 1263 01:32:28,075 --> 01:32:31,602 There's no money. He's not lying. I swear on my mother's grave. 1264 01:32:31,679 --> 01:32:35,445 Don't say that with this lunatic pointing a gun at my head. 1265 01:32:35,516 --> 01:32:37,484 Are you telling me you didn't rob the bank? 1266 01:32:39,987 --> 01:32:41,978 Is it true? 1267 01:32:43,958 --> 01:32:48,395 Yeah. We did it, Mr. Anderson, and we're sorry. 1268 01:32:48,496 --> 01:32:51,761 But I swear we're not the same people we were this morning. I swear it. 1269 01:32:51,832 --> 01:32:56,428 - Oh, where's my violin? - Vic, you gotta believe us. 1270 01:32:56,504 --> 01:32:58,472 These people, they're good people. 1271 01:32:58,539 --> 01:33:02,771 They took us in, and they treated us like we was one of their own. 1272 01:33:02,843 --> 01:33:06,779 - And all we could do in return was steal from them. 1273 01:33:10,217 --> 01:33:13,778 Vic, these people had nothing to do with this. You gotta let 'em go! 1274 01:33:13,888 --> 01:33:15,856 We can solve this between us. 1275 01:33:15,923 --> 01:33:18,414 I'll let 'em go as soon as I get my money. 1276 01:33:18,526 --> 01:33:20,585 Vic, we put the money back. 1277 01:33:20,695 --> 01:33:23,289 Put it back? Back in the bank? 1278 01:33:23,364 --> 01:33:24,854 No. 1279 01:33:26,934 --> 01:33:28,868 We gave the money to the church. 1280 01:33:28,936 --> 01:33:32,337 You expect me to believe that horse shit? Who wants to die first? 1281 01:33:32,406 --> 01:33:35,102 Pop, will you knock it off? 1282 01:33:44,118 --> 01:33:48,111 Who gets shot first? Suspenders. 1283 01:33:48,222 --> 01:33:50,190 Then maybe you. 1284 01:33:53,394 --> 01:33:57,023 Get down. Get down. Way down, boys. Get down. 1285 01:33:58,399 --> 01:34:00,390 - Yes, sir. - What's going on here? 1286 01:34:00,468 --> 01:34:03,528 I've got bad news. We got a hostage situation. 1287 01:34:03,604 --> 01:34:06,095 And your son's inside. 1288 01:34:06,173 --> 01:34:08,733 Move! Move up! 1289 01:34:11,212 --> 01:34:14,511 This is the F.B.I. You're completely surrounded. 1290 01:34:14,582 --> 01:34:17,676 Lay down your weapons. Come out with your hands above your head. 1291 01:34:17,752 --> 01:34:20,846 Sit down! Sit down, or I'm gonna shoot somebody! Sit down! 1292 01:34:20,955 --> 01:34:23,389 I can't go back to prison. I learned my lesson already. 1293 01:34:23,457 --> 01:34:25,482 Look what you started, you big gorilla. 1294 01:34:25,593 --> 01:34:27,527 Look what I started? I don't know what you're talking about. 1295 01:34:27,595 --> 01:34:31,031 Your idiot sons. If it wasn't for them, we'd be in prison without a care in the world. 1296 01:34:31,132 --> 01:34:35,091 If it wasn't for your goddamn, long-winded, piece-of-shit letter... 1297 01:34:35,169 --> 01:34:38,104 whining about how your daughter doesn't come visit you no more... 1298 01:34:38,172 --> 01:34:40,231 I never would've sent my boys down here in the first place. 1299 01:34:40,307 --> 01:34:43,140 I never wrote any letter. 1300 01:34:48,349 --> 01:34:50,340 Ma. 1301 01:34:52,553 --> 01:34:54,521 Who wrote what to whom? 1302 01:34:54,588 --> 01:34:56,556 It's a moot point at this juncture. Don't you think? 1303 01:34:56,624 --> 01:35:00,219 Especially given the gravity of the situation... 1304 01:35:00,327 --> 01:35:02,625 outside. 1305 01:35:02,697 --> 01:35:05,359 It just never ends with you. 1306 01:35:08,035 --> 01:35:10,560 No. 1307 01:35:10,638 --> 01:35:13,402 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 1308 01:35:13,474 --> 01:35:17,911 Nose is as long as a telephone wire. 1309 01:35:17,978 --> 01:35:22,711 - Come on, Caesar. We're getting out of here. - Don't make me shoot you. 1310 01:35:22,783 --> 01:35:25,377 - You shut up. - Liar, liar. 1311 01:35:25,453 --> 01:35:27,444 What starts in fun ends in tears. 1312 01:35:27,555 --> 01:35:30,718 - Liar! - Caesar, I said let's get out of here. 1313 01:35:32,927 --> 01:35:35,361 You son of a bitch! 1314 01:35:39,767 --> 01:35:42,099 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1315 01:35:49,944 --> 01:35:53,539 - Stay on the floor! - Why don't you put some guns on me? 1316 01:35:57,418 --> 01:35:59,682 Timmy! 1317 01:36:02,223 --> 01:36:05,659 - I got the guy. I'm the one who got the guy. - We've got it all under control! 1318 01:36:05,726 --> 01:36:10,595 - We've got it all under control! - This is a big mistake. I can explain everything. 1319 01:36:10,664 --> 01:36:12,825 Clovis, what the hell did you do now? 1320 01:36:12,900 --> 01:36:15,368 - Over here! - Move! Move! 1321 01:36:15,436 --> 01:36:18,303 Come on, come on. 1322 01:36:18,372 --> 01:36:21,170 Come on! Get everybody out! 1323 01:36:24,044 --> 01:36:26,877 We didn't do that, did we? 1324 01:36:33,020 --> 01:36:35,545 Come on. Let's go. 1325 01:36:35,656 --> 01:36:38,147 Get him out. 1326 01:36:38,259 --> 01:36:41,228 Line them right up behind me. 1327 01:36:41,295 --> 01:36:43,661 Come on. Keep moving. Keep moving. 1328 01:36:43,731 --> 01:36:47,030 Come on, guys. Let's go. Keep it moving. 1329 01:36:47,101 --> 01:36:50,070 Come on, buddy. 1330 01:36:50,137 --> 01:36:53,402 Send those escaped cons back to New York before they ruin my Christmas. 1331 01:36:54,708 --> 01:36:56,642 All the way in. Let's go. 1332 01:36:56,710 --> 01:36:58,735 Watch the shirt. It was a present. 1333 01:36:58,813 --> 01:37:02,476 I'm a deputy, for Christ's sake! I demand to know what the hell's going on here! 1334 01:37:02,550 --> 01:37:04,950 - Get some chairs out here. - I didn't take Merlin. 1335 01:37:05,019 --> 01:37:07,146 Pull out some of those chairs. See how many we can get. 1336 01:37:07,254 --> 01:37:09,484 Pull out some of those chairs. That'll be fine. 1337 01:37:21,468 --> 01:37:23,459 All right, all right, all right. 1338 01:37:24,705 --> 01:37:27,606 Shut up! 1339 01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:31,042 Shut-- Quiet, please. 1340 01:37:31,111 --> 01:37:33,705 Thank you. 1341 01:37:36,150 --> 01:37:38,118 Father Gorenzel, can we talk? 1342 01:37:38,185 --> 01:37:41,086 Of course, Sarah. I'm always available to talk. 1343 01:37:41,188 --> 01:37:43,156 Come in. Come in. 1344 01:37:47,061 --> 01:37:50,030 You won't believe what happened. 1345 01:37:50,097 --> 01:37:53,794 I just got back from church. There was a knock on the door, and this... 1346 01:37:53,868 --> 01:37:55,802 was lying outside. 1347 01:37:55,870 --> 01:37:58,168 This note was with it. 1348 01:38:00,808 --> 01:38:05,211 ''Please take this money. It belongs to the people of Paradise. 1349 01:38:06,213 --> 01:38:08,204 The Three Wise Men.'' 1350 01:38:47,788 --> 01:38:50,689 What did he say? 1351 01:38:50,758 --> 01:38:53,386 He said it's time to forgive. 1352 01:38:56,230 --> 01:39:00,633 I'm sorry, Cliff, that I didn't tell you everything about myself. 1353 01:39:00,701 --> 01:39:03,693 It wouldn't have mattered if you had. 1354 01:39:06,373 --> 01:39:08,739 Uh, Mrs. Anderson... 1355 01:39:08,809 --> 01:39:12,404 you were probably closest to the perpetrators at the time of the robbery. 1356 01:39:12,479 --> 01:39:14,947 - Yeah, that's right. - Okay. 1357 01:39:15,015 --> 01:39:19,577 Now, can you identify these three men as the men who robbed the bank? 1358 01:39:33,734 --> 01:39:35,725 No, I don't believe so. 1359 01:39:39,006 --> 01:39:41,406 How can you be so sure? 1360 01:39:42,743 --> 01:39:46,873 Well, to begin with, the robbers were wearing masks. 1361 01:39:48,315 --> 01:39:50,249 - Deputy Timmy? - Sir. 1362 01:39:50,317 --> 01:39:52,148 You were in the house at the time. 1363 01:39:52,219 --> 01:39:56,451 Why don't you tell the people what the hell was going on? 1364 01:39:58,692 --> 01:40:02,253 They saved us from being hurt. That's what happened. 1365 01:40:02,329 --> 01:40:05,093 What a crock of stinking horse shit. 1366 01:40:05,165 --> 01:40:08,794 What do you know? You slept through the whole thing. 1367 01:40:08,869 --> 01:40:13,135 I wanna know how exactly you two seem to fit into all this. 1368 01:40:13,207 --> 01:40:16,870 We're deputies, for Christ's sake. Right, Bernie? 1369 01:40:16,944 --> 01:40:19,378 We were trying to make an arrest. 1370 01:40:19,446 --> 01:40:24,440 These three were in my store a half hour before the robbery, and they bought three ski masks. 1371 01:40:24,518 --> 01:40:27,919 Whoa. Wait a minute. You withheld this information? Huh? 1372 01:40:28,022 --> 01:40:30,354 Oh,Jesus, uh-- 1373 01:40:30,424 --> 01:40:34,554 Spill on aisle three. Spill on aisle three. 1374 01:40:34,628 --> 01:40:36,596 - What the hell are you talking about? - Spill on aisle three! 1375 01:40:36,663 --> 01:40:41,123 Spill on aisle three! Spill on aisle three! Spill on aisle three! 1376 01:40:41,201 --> 01:40:43,829 - And then everyone was hustling sandals-- - Sit down! Sit down! 1377 01:40:43,904 --> 01:40:47,533 - And I didn't-- What? - Sit down. 1378 01:40:47,608 --> 01:40:51,271 This was something I didn't quite put together till just now. 1379 01:40:51,345 --> 01:40:54,109 If these three guys aren't the crooks, I'd like to know-- 1380 01:40:54,181 --> 01:40:56,115 - Sit down. - Then where the hell... 1381 01:40:56,183 --> 01:40:58,777 are the three ski masks they bought from my store? 1382 01:41:02,556 --> 01:41:05,354 You wanna see three ski masks? 1383 01:41:05,426 --> 01:41:08,589 - Yeah. - Is that it? 1384 01:41:09,863 --> 01:41:12,923 I'll show you three ski masks. Right in there. 1385 01:41:15,469 --> 01:41:19,599 Guess what? There's one, two. 1386 01:41:19,673 --> 01:41:22,267 Can we make it three? Three ski-- 1387 01:41:22,342 --> 01:41:24,742 - Sit down, you clown. - Okay. 1388 01:41:30,851 --> 01:41:33,183 Everything I got points to you three. 1389 01:41:34,955 --> 01:41:37,788 And don't give me that ''Who, me?''look. 1390 01:41:37,858 --> 01:41:40,190 I can't believe the only thing I got you on is some parole violation. 1391 01:41:40,260 --> 01:41:43,991 You didn't rob the bank? I wanna know exactly where you were at the time of the robbery. 1392 01:41:47,367 --> 01:41:49,858 They were with me Christmas shopping. 1393 01:41:49,937 --> 01:41:53,498 - What? - It's true, Agent Peyser. 1394 01:41:53,574 --> 01:41:56,099 I saw them all go together. 1395 01:41:56,176 --> 01:41:59,168 Now I remember. I saw them too. 1396 01:42:01,748 --> 01:42:05,809 All right, all right. Shut up! Shut up! 1397 01:42:05,886 --> 01:42:08,878 E- E-Ed, swallow that. 1398 01:42:14,061 --> 01:42:16,757 Christmas shopping. 1399 01:42:16,830 --> 01:42:19,993 Something tells me I'm really getting jammed. 1400 01:42:24,671 --> 01:42:26,764 Let me guess. 1401 01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:29,707 - It's the money from the robbery. - Money. 1402 01:42:29,776 --> 01:42:33,974 Some-- Somebody... dropped it outside... my front door. 1403 01:42:36,116 --> 01:42:38,380 And you have no idea who it might have been? 1404 01:42:38,452 --> 01:42:40,750 I don't know. l- I was praying. 1405 01:42:40,854 --> 01:42:44,051 Oh, well, you're a priest. Yeah. 1406 01:42:44,158 --> 01:42:46,422 We'll talk later. 1407 01:42:52,166 --> 01:42:54,760 What the hell's going on in this town? Huh? 1408 01:42:54,835 --> 01:42:58,362 What-What-What- What-What-What-- 1409 01:43:13,954 --> 01:43:15,888 Come here. 1410 01:43:15,956 --> 01:43:17,924 Come here. 1411 01:43:26,266 --> 01:43:29,565 I don't know what the hell happened in this town... 1412 01:43:31,004 --> 01:43:35,100 and it's obvious nobody here is gonna tell me. 1413 01:43:35,175 --> 01:43:39,669 But I suspect that you three are getting the break of a lifetime. 1414 01:43:39,746 --> 01:43:43,409 Don't screw it up. You understand? 1415 01:43:43,483 --> 01:43:46,353 'Cause it's not gonna come around again. 1416 01:43:46,388 --> 01:43:48,218 We won't, sir. 1417 01:43:54,528 --> 01:43:58,828 Get out of here. 1418 01:44:06,206 --> 01:44:09,141 Ma. 1419 01:44:15,649 --> 01:44:17,583 Give me that. You're gonna lose it. 1420 01:44:19,853 --> 01:44:24,085 Well, I know it sounds dumb, but... 1421 01:44:25,726 --> 01:44:28,160 I'm really proud of you three. 1422 01:44:30,397 --> 01:44:32,422 Thanks, Ma. 1423 01:44:32,499 --> 01:44:35,059 And you're through with all this nonsense, right? 1424 01:44:35,135 --> 01:44:37,501 - Oh, absolutely. - Yeah. 1425 01:44:37,571 --> 01:44:39,505 You got it, Ma. 1426 01:44:43,944 --> 01:44:45,844 Hey, what? 1427 01:44:50,517 --> 01:44:53,384 - I paid for that. - Mine. 1428 01:44:53,453 --> 01:44:56,149 - I paid for that. - I didn't see nothing. 1429 01:44:56,223 --> 01:44:58,157 - Tell her. I paid for it. - No. 1430 01:44:58,225 --> 01:45:00,216 - You saw me buy it. - I saw nothing. 1431 01:45:00,294 --> 01:45:03,457 - Tell it, Dave! - I'm a blind man. 1432 01:45:03,530 --> 01:45:06,693 - l-- l-- You're not-- - Who's lying now? 1433 01:45:17,611 --> 01:45:20,478 - I guess I just want to say good-bye. - I'm glad. 1434 01:45:20,547 --> 01:45:23,414 Did things work out between you and your dad? 1435 01:45:23,483 --> 01:45:28,386 Well, I guess I got nothing to hide now, so-- 1436 01:45:28,455 --> 01:45:32,516 I don't know. Maybe there's hope for him. 1437 01:45:32,592 --> 01:45:35,322 Good. 1438 01:45:38,098 --> 01:45:41,659 - It's my bus. I guess I better get going, right? - Yeah. 1439 01:45:45,005 --> 01:45:48,532 Listen. How would you feel if I were to settle down in a place like this? 1440 01:45:48,642 --> 01:45:51,543 A place like this? Or this place? 1441 01:45:51,611 --> 01:45:54,876 Maybe I could manage some little restaurant down here. 1442 01:45:54,948 --> 01:45:57,576 Get you half off on lunch, free coffee with every meal. 1443 01:45:57,651 --> 01:46:02,054 I'll see you every morning in the bank when I'm making my deposits. 1444 01:46:02,122 --> 01:46:05,489 - Stay out of the bank, all right? - Give me a chance. 1445 01:46:10,497 --> 01:46:14,092 - Bill-- - Maybe we could hit it off. 1446 01:46:14,167 --> 01:46:16,101 Look. 1447 01:46:54,541 --> 01:46:57,339 Check out Bill. He's really going for it. 1448 01:46:57,411 --> 01:47:00,642 - Hey, man, get a room. - What for? 1449 01:47:00,714 --> 01:47:04,309 - What-- 1450 01:47:04,384 --> 01:47:06,682 Hey, Ma, what are you so happy about? 1451 01:47:06,753 --> 01:47:09,688 Well, your brother's got himself a girlfriend. 1452 01:47:09,756 --> 01:47:11,690 - Is he coming with us? - No. 1453 01:47:11,758 --> 01:47:13,692 - Should we go get him? - No, you sit down. 1454 01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:16,058 - He's staying here. - Oh. 1455 01:47:16,129 --> 01:47:20,225 Speaking of which, when are you two gonna get hitched? 1456 01:47:20,300 --> 01:47:23,463 - ''Get hitched.'' - We're not even attracted to each other. 1457 01:47:29,976 --> 01:47:31,876 Hey. 1458 01:47:31,945 --> 01:47:34,607 Bye, Mom! 1459 01:47:35,816 --> 01:47:37,750 Bye, Dave! Bye, Alvin! 1460 01:47:37,818 --> 01:47:39,752 Bye, sweetie! 119968