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Australia,
we're here for you.
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Bushfires...
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..we're here for you.
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Celebration...
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..we're here for you.
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Adventuring...
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..we're here for you.
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Birthdays, we're here for you.
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T-Dial, wherever you are...
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..so are we.
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You know what's crazy?
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We're already ideating
so many changes in the office
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and yet we don't have
a contractual leg to stand on.
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Have you received, like, a single...?
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A single email from Bobby?
No nothing.
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I mean, we're obviously doing
an exceptional job in our new role.
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Yeah, I don't think
I'm exaggerating when I say
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that we're disrupting
the social sphere of public relations
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in the biggest way since Freud's
nephew Edward Bernays was,
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like, what if we took ideas
about our deepest fears and desires
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and used them to sell products?
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Have you seen that video essay?
Of course I have.
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I think I sent it to you.
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OK wait, Meredith hasn't replied
to a single one of our requests.
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What?!
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I still don't know how nice
we're supposed to be to her,
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now that we're in charge.
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You know, it's extremely easy
for me to be likeable and warm,
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but I just want to know
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is there a world in which
we don't have to be nice to anyone,
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least of all Ian who's so clearly
gunning for our shared position?
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OK. I so hear you. But I'm still
consumed by contract-gate.
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I've tried to book in with
a business coach, Alex Mangrove.
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I love him!
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OK. But do you think
we need to engage a lawyer?
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Do we know any lawyers?
Yes.
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I briefly dated two barristers,
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slight overlap
but different chambers.
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OK. Well, let's contact both of them
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and let's be nice to Meredith today
just in case.
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Mmm.
OK. Are you getting any emails?
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I was just going to say,
I think my phone is frozen.
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What...weird, same.
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Hello, Ian. How could you?!
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I just came here to tell you,
face to face,
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that I'm going to ruin your life,
mate.
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Greg I-I'd really like to chat
about this, but, ah, I got to go.
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I'll email your clients.
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Yeah, tell them
that you hung me out to dry.
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And leaked my story to the press!
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Sorry, it wasn't in my control.
Look, it-it's just business.
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B-business?! Nasty business!
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I'm going to get you, Ian!
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StarToyzz was my life! He ruined me!
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T-Dial.
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Nothing. I've got nothing.
OK. this is so weird.
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I have, like, no bars.
What is going on?
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It must be a dead zone.
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What, like,
a newly established dead zone?
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I seriously have no service
on this thing.
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Oh, my God, me neither.
Hey, are you guys with T-Dial?
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..'Cause I think
the whole network's down.
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Jesus Christ Nicole, T-Dial.
T-Dial. That's our client.
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We need to get to the office, like,
ASAP.
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Oh-oh, oh-oh!
Right now, right now!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Ian, the T-Dial network.
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Ian, the whole system's down,
we have to...
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I am all across it.
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I'm doing a client strategy map
for them, as we speak.
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OK Ian, last week we decided
that T-Dial,
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that would be our client.
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Yeah, we should be running
the play on this.
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OK. Ah, what's your strategy?
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Well, my first point of call
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would be to have a look
at some of your options.
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Well, actually we can contact Bobby
'cause he's on the board of T-Dial.
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Yes!
So, let's do that.
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OK. Great. Ah, contact Bobby how?
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What's that?
What is that?
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What the hell's that?
What is that?
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I can't...
Evacuate?
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What is that?
Grab essentials!
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Should we leave?
Like, what is going on Ian?
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What the hell is that?!
What is that?
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This is the Fritz and Randell's
fax machine.
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I hooked it up this morning.
It's on the old copper network.
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The copper what? The what?
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Ah, it's from Bobby.
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Shall I fax Bobby back
telling him you're across this?
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One second, Ian.
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What do we do?
How do we contact T-Dial?
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I don't know.
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OK. I hate to say it.
Then don't say it.
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But Ian seems
like he knows what he's doing!
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Well, I disagree.
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But do you have any other
strategies for T-Dial? Exactly!
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What strategy?
I don't know what we're doing.
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Wow! There is a weird energy going
on out there in the world today.
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh...hm.
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Good morning, Premier.
Ah, Mr Chamberlain.
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Cody, Cody's phone.
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C-C-Cody's phone works!
Cody has service!
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Cody's on the Nodo network.
It must still be operating.
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Yeah, congrats on the new role.
The CEO of T-Dial.
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Failing upwards much?
Why is he calling me?
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OK. What is he saying?
What is he saying?
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Oh. Um, yeah, ah, just yeah,
yeah I-I'll pop you on speaker.
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Yeah, the team's here.
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Lovely to meet you.
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Ah, you're going...you're going to
have to speak up, I can't hear you.
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Can you hear me now?
Still can't hear.
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Oh, ah...
Matthew.
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Oh, there we.
I'd recognise that voice anywhere.
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Ian Randell, hello mate, how're you?
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Let me guess. Total systems failure.
You don't know the cause yet.
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Ah, you need our help
prepping all responses
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under all time lines
of systems recovery?
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It's a big one! And a fun one!
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You nailed it, Ian.
We are in freefall over here.
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Well, we'd better
get you a cushion then, eh?
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Ah, oh, yeah. Well I've got, ah,
Greta and Nicole here.
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Ah, they're actually in the process
of taking over the T-Dial account.
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Um, hi, Matthew, hi, Nicole here.
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I just wanted to say firstly
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that you have nothing to worry about
on your end.
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Look, I need people on the ground.
How soon can you get here?
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Ah, yes to T-Dial. Yes, to T-Dial.
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We might need a manual
ah, direction, there.
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What, the man... The what?
The manual what?
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I can be there in 10, ah, seven
if I've got the wind to my back.
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Ian, thank God. Godspeed, brother.
Oh...
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OK so we...
Well, I should get over there now.
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Better that we have somebody
on the ground there, hey?
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Ah, yes, but we should have
Cody's phone
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because we're still
the client contact point.
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Just where in the world physically
is T-Dial, Ian?
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We can use Cody's phone
to Uber over.
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Well, I doubt Uber's up.
They're a T-Dial client, eh?
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That's who we're sending.
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Here's the address.
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What do I do with this?
Give it to a genie?
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Use my body to bribe
a car-driving pervert?!
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I'll go downstairs and see
if I can find us a taxi, right?
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A what?!
What is that?!
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My name's Ian. I like to betray my
best friends.
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Shit. Right, mate. Oh...
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See how bloody you like it, eh?
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You know what? I'm gonna email,
call all your clients.
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How's that? "Oh, no don't do that.
"Don't do that."
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Too late, mate. Too late.
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Oh! Oh, well played, Ian.
Well, played, mate.
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Morning, Meredith!
Morning, Ian.
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Meredith, Meredith, Meredith.
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Are you with T-Dial
or are you with Nodo?
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Look. I got coins
from the vending machine.
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What about GridVox?
What you have service?
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What service?
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Your phone, Meredith,
who's your provider?
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Oh. Well, Bobby set me up
with my phone
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so I presume it's T-Dial.
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Let me have a look.
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Did you have service this morning?
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I think so.
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Haven't checked
since I left the house.
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What are you talking about,
Meredith?
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How did you get here Meredith?
I took the bus.
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OK, but, coffee.
How did you pay for coffee?
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Well, I'm not really
a coffee drinker
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but I did manage
to get a hot chocolate this morning
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with my cafe coupon.
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Oh, look. Here it is.
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OK. That's great, Meredith,
but what about your phone?
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Oh, dear, did I even
bring my phone today?
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Ah!
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Here it is.
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Oh, dear. No service.
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OK, all our phones are with T-Dial
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and all our computers are with
T-Dial, our entire system is down.
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Meredith, you need to go
straight to Nodo
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to get four SIMs
and a router ASAP.
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What? Right now?
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Yes, the only way we can contact
T-Dial is through Nodo.
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Yes, we need you
to do that right now.
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Seriously, Meredith, in the elevator
please, we need you to do this!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Goddammit!
What?
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We were supposed to be kind
to Meredith today.
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That's fine,
I can order her flowers to her desk,
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they'll be there when she returns.
I'll just do it right now...
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Well, I can't do anything.
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T-Dial's down! The whole network!
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Cody has one! Get in!
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No. What if we take this cab, and
you can use my phone to call her?
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Nice try. Systems are down.
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No. Just T-Dial. I'm with Nodo.
Oh, shit. OK, done. Deal.
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Cody, get in.
Cody!
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He's got my phone.
What? What's happening?
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Hi, love. Yeah. It's me.
Thought I'd check in.
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Where the fuck
have you been?
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Honey I worked late at the office
and then the systems went down.
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What's happening?
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Yeah, I'm literally using
this guy's Nodo phone to call you.
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It is a man's phone.
Listen he's right here.
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Could you, ah?
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Ah, yes. Hi.
I-I did give my phone to this man.
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See?
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That is a man's voice!
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What do...?
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Yeah, thanks.
I just wasted my one phone call.
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Should have stayed off the grid.
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Yeah, no...yeah.
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Yeah, it's actually definitely,
killing most of the population.
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Well, that's population control...
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But that's the same as this.
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'Cause, bro,
it was always going to happen.
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Always. People are waking up.
Yeah.
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T-Dial have been trying to push
5G onto us, for a reason.
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Anything?
Nothing.
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Can't even tell the time.
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Matthew.
Ian, oh, hello, mate.
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That was quick.
Yeah, had the wind to my back.
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Oh, this is, ah,
Olivia Appledawn, head of coms.
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Nice to meet you, Olivia.
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Olivia or, Liv, is fine.
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Liv it is.
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Righto, mate. Come on up.
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Olivia, tell them
to switch to backup power.
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Ah, the lifts are going to be off
line for about an hour OK,
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so we waited for you.
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Ah, Greta and Nicole
will be here shortly.
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Oh, they might
have to take the stairs.
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Oh, no.
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Oh!
OK, OK, great.
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OK thanks.
Go, go, go!
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Thank you, driver.
OK.
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But, Nicole,
we need to land on our strategy.
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Because God knows, T-Dial
need to know that we're in charge
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and Ian will have arrived
all sweaty.
241
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Yeah, I know.
With seven different game plans.
242
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OK. I completely agree with you
but can I remind you
243
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that we don't know anything about
244
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a fibreoptic
cell-tower-wifi-satellite
245
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global destruction outage, OK?
246
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And I can't look any of those words
up right now.
247
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I know. OK. So, how much?
Cody, how much charge have you got?
248
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Oh, we'll be fine.
249
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TogglePhones have a great battery.
250
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Cody, what the fuck is a TogglePhone?
251
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Oh, it's a cost effective,
alternative smart phone from Korea.
252
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Just maybe conserve that battery,
253
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just 'cause I don't have time
to fly to Seoul today
254
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to get you a charge Toggle
ToggleCharge OK?
255
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,040
Greta, are we done?
One second.
256
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Platypus, queen. Um, which coin?
OK just- I just, keep the change.
257
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I- I have no idea how much that was.
258
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OK. Well, we're not from a coin
generation. Let's go. Let's go.
259
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,840
We need to come up with
two coherent stories.
260
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The public need a simple one
with a goodie and a baddie.
261
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Ideally, the baddie
is a cyber-hacker
262
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or a terrorist or even
a lazy subcontractor will do.
263
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Anyone but T-Dial.
Brilliant, Ian.
264
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,480
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
265
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,360
What do you mean the elevator's
offline, that makes no sense?
266
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,240
Oh, my God!
This is so demoralising.
267
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Oh!
Cody, hurry up.
268
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Hurry up, Cody.
This is insane.
269
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The government on the other hand
don't need any of that.
270
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What they need
is a story that reassures them
271
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that they'll be looped
into our coms before we go public.
272
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I wouldn't worry too much
about the government.
273
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:29,320
Um, now that Paula's comms minister.
274
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She and I, ah, we go way back,
if you know what I mean.
275
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I do know what you mean, Mattie.
276
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Parliamentary prayer room
and all that.
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What level is it?
278
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What level, Cody?
Ah, I think it's level 46.
279
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
280
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,720
So, my phone controls
the elevators, does it?
281
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I don't know.
282
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:52,520
So, I was thinking... we tell her we
don't know what the story is yet.
283
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,000
Ah, yeah. You can't do that.
Why not?
284
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Because they'll think
we're incompetent idiots
285
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who shouldn't be running
a phone network.
286
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,760
Exactly.
287
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,120
Well, I mean,
the entire network is down.
288
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I can't get in contact
with my engineer.
289
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,600
Maybe we should
just make a story up.
290
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,480
So, what do we say to them?
I don't know.
291
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,560
Hurry up, Cody.
This is insane.
292
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I keep getting calls.
293
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,160
Well, pick it up, then!
294
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,760
Never make a story up.
295
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,120
If you make a story up,
it will definitely be wrong
296
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and you'll lose all credibility.
Mmm.
297
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,600
So, without a story
we have no credibility.
298
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,200
But I can't make a story up because
then we'll have no credibility?
299
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,760
Bingo.
300
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,200
OK.
301
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,000
Well, alright, so where are we?
Where are we at?
302
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,080
We need to come up with something
303
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,240
to tell
the Minister for Communications.
304
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,360
And the Prime Minister,
he's on the line.
305
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,560
What?!
What?!
306
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,960
I'm with Nodo. Word gets around.
307
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,160
Are you serious? Ah...
308
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,920
Chamberlain, what have you fucked up
this time?
309
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,960
Tim, ah, no. All under control, mate.
310
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,880
Well, what's the story, Ian?
311
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,120
Ah, well, funny you should ask...
312
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Timmy. Ian Randell here.
313
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,160
Oh, hi, Ian.
314
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,400
Sorry to hear about Fritz.
Yeah, no worries.
315
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,360
Look, my two colleagues are actually
running point on this.
316
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,680
Great. What's the story?
317
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:14,760
Hi, Prime Minister, it's Nicole here.
Nicole who?
318
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,840
Um, the strategy on this one
319
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,280
would be ah, well to start with,
listening.
320
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,920
To who? Your phone lines are down.
321
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,880
They're running point?
Look, this is the Prime Minister.
322
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,720
One of them's wearing her dad's suit.
323
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,200
The other one's wearing something
she found on the road.
324
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,520
Is just run some options
325
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,720
and then we can run them by you
as soon as possible.
326
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,720
Mmm.
327
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,600
Well, hurry up. I can't stream
the cricket without. any signal.
328
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,720
Oh, my God.
329
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,320
The cricket? I'm dead. I'm dead.
330
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,080
Ah, does anyone have a charger?
Oh.
331
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,400
Of course, there's multiple
in the offices outside.
332
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,800
Oh, great. Any compatible
with the TogglePhone?
333
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,240
The failed Korean smart phone?
334
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,880
Weren't they removed
from the market? Acid leakage.
335
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,720
Oh, I-I'll just look...
336
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,960
Ah, Matthew. Sorry,
337
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,600
do you have a room or an office
that we could go to,
338
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,400
like, a situation room?
Ideate some solutions.
339
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,280
Yeah, sure. Yeah,
just...just through there.
340
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,000
Wonderful, thank you.
We'll go now.
341
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,880
Yeah, that's really good.
Jesus Christ.
342
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,440
My new prayer room.
343
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,080
The wavelengths
are the same as the brain. Yeah.
344
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,760
No.
Yeah, look it up.
345
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,680
That's why I rep Nodo.
They stick with 4G for a reason.
346
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,600
They're not trying to control us
with their 5G.
347
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,480
I love Nodo.
Mm-hm.
348
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,240
You know the radiation
from the Nodo towers,
349
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,960
nonexistent compared to T-Dial
and that's a fact.
350
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,920
That's an actual fact.
Yeah, brother.
351
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,200
That's an actual fact.
352
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,480
OK. OK. So, do you have
a single idea?
353
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,760
OK. So, I'm getting
this weird feeling
354
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,800
where nothing is coming to me.
355
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,320
I know that feeling. It's called...
I can't remember.
356
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,080
OK. Ah, so the network is down.
Yes.
357
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,920
I read an article about
this happening in Iran,
358
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,080
or Macedonia, it was a video,
359
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,680
and I just went to look
it up on my phone, so...
360
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,000
Is this all I am?
361
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,080
Am I the sole product
362
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,080
of what this thing
tells me to think, feel and say?
363
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,920
Well, I just think it's unfair
for anyone to expect us
364
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,360
to pretend to understand
365
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,960
telecommunications network
connectivity
366
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,920
when we have no access
to our phones. I, ah...
367
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,440
I fear my mind is in there.
368
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,040
Wait. I have something!
What?!
369
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,520
What if the strategy is this?
370
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,320
Today, we listen to Ian.
371
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,200
Oh, we empower Ian today.
372
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,760
We give him a much-needed win
and the illusion of power.
373
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,080
Yes. Yes, today our challenge
is to support our ageing colleague
374
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,560
who normally has to live
in a world that is too fast
375
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,480
and too progressive
for him to thrive.
376
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,880
Exactly right.
377
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,240
Stop it.
It was just...oh!
378
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,880
That's got to hurt.
379
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,440
So funny!
380
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,160
I haven't seen these in years.
381
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,240
Oh, look at this. Great.
382
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,520
Oh!
383
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,480
May I?
Be my guest.
384
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,760
Mmm.
385
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,040
Mind if I join you?
386
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:46,560
Of course.
Mmm. Oh.
387
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,640
Here we go.
Don't forget your mate.
388
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,040
Gentlemen.
Of course.
389
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,720
Ooh, that's smooth.
Thanks my brother.
390
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,080
Oh, looking forward to this.
Yes.
391
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,400
Oh! Mmm.
Yes.
392
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,640
Mmm. Oh, mother's milk.
393
00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,160
Ashwin, thank God.
394
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,480
Ah, this is Ashwin,
our chief engineer.
395
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,320
Now, tell me there's good news.
396
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:10,680
Well, our debugging tool
uses the network to work,
397
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,360
and, ah, so we can't make it work.
398
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:16,560
So, the tools you use
to fix the network when it's down,
399
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,960
need the network to be up, to be
able to fix the network that's down?
400
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,920
When you put it like that,
ah, it sounds bad
401
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,920
but, usually it works.
402
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,280
When the network's up?
Yeah, yeah.
403
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,280
Hi. Sorry!
404
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:54,400
Oh, hi, do you have a Toggle
charger for a TogglePhone?
405
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,160
Oh, yeah, yeah I have that, yeah.
Great.
406
00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,320
Ah...
Hang on. Are you a Nodo guy too?
407
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,760
Yeah.
Oh.
408
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,600
Smart man.
409
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,320
Oh, no stop it.
410
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,640
I run a singles night for Nodo users
actually, if you're interested.
411
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,360
Ah, we dress up sometimes.
412
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,960
We play board games.
413
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,600
You know. Nodo things.
414
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:21,120
Oh! Great. No I-I will-
yeah I just got to...
415
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:29,560
So, what you're saying, Ashwin,
is that the server has been hacked?
416
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,720
Um, maybe.
417
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,520
Maybe we've got someone to blame?
418
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,520
Or, or maybe not. Ah, we really
don't know anything, at this point.
419
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,320
I thought you said
you had good news!
420
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,400
Yes, I spoke to our colleagues
421
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,160
over at ah, GridVox
and they're more than happy
422
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,640
for us to, ah, transfer all our
traffic to their network and, ah...
423
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,000
..until this blows over.
424
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,320
Which is a huge relief
for me and the team.
425
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,400
Oh, great. Well, let's get onto that.
426
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,240
Ah, before you do.
Yeah?
427
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,480
Idea? Yep, what?
428
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,760
Ah, just spitballing here.
Yup.
429
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,200
Well, what if instead,
we don't do that.
430
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,600
What?
431
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,040
No. I think we should probably
switch over, you know,
432
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,200
Tim can get back to the cricket,
433
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,200
I mean the Windies
were seven for 24 at lunch.
434
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,400
What are we in the business
of selling here?
435
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,120
Our phone network?
Wrong.
436
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,960
We're in the business
of selling promises.
437
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,360
Now, who has the better phone
reception? Us or GridVox?
438
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,040
Well, GridVox, everybody knows that.
439
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:34,640
So, what happens when you switch
everyone's phone over to GridVox?
440
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,040
Everyone's phones will work.
441
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,560
Yeah, and what will
their reception be like?
442
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,920
Great.
443
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,120
Possibly better.
Better.
444
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,840
So, what happens when everyone sees
445
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:47,160
that their phone reception is much
better on the GridVox network?
446
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,680
Oh! I see.
447
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,200
Our promise to the customer
has been broken.
448
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,840
We need to be the ones who fix this.
449
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,720
So, true, Ian.
What Ian said.
450
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,120
But people on respirators
rely on our network for updates.
451
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,000
Ah, the dialysis machines.
452
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,680
If this extends any further
we're talking life and death here.
453
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,280
T-t-t, Ashwin.
454
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:13,400
What Ian is saying, is that
if they switch over to GridVox,
455
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,000
they might as well be dead anyway,
456
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,640
'cause they won't
be coming back to us.
457
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,520
You know, in a business sense.
458
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:23,760
What about Nodo? Can't we switch
people over to an inferior network?
459
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,680
I like your thinking, toots.
460
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,760
Mm-mm-mm.
Nodo's owned by Saudi Arabia.
461
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,680
Everything that goes into
that network gets sucked up
462
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:35,800
and spat out to the GIP, which
is like ASIO but for, Arabians.
463
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,760
But people will die!
464
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,400
Oh, ppp!
Hmm.
465
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,640
People die every day.
466
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,120
But dreams live on.
467
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,720
For generations kids have grown up
468
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:52,640
dreaming of calling their friends,
using a T-Dial plan.
469
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,840
Paying T-Dial
excess data usage fees.
470
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,560
And maybe even sitting here,
like one of you here today,
471
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,880
as part of the T-Dial family.
472
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,080
If that dream dies here today,
473
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,880
then we are killing the
hopes of Aussie kids,
474
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,000
for generations to come.
475
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:16,840
And instead, delivering them into
the hands of Saudi kids.
476
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,040
Now, I don't know about you,
477
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,520
but I want to live in a world,
478
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:25,920
where Australia's communications
network is Australian owned,
479
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,960
for Australian kids.
480
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,560
An Australian future!
481
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,000
Oh.
482
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,480
Bravo, Ian.
483
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,160
If we weren't taking everything
offshore next year,
484
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,640
I would use that speech
at the Christmas party.
485
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,920
Word for word, mate.
It was beautiful.
486
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,080
And you. You're fired.
487
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,600
You've destroyed this company!
Go on. Go, you're gone.
488
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:04,480
Ian. Ian, Ian. You were...
489
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,120
..amazing today.
490
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,000
I just, wanted to...
491
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:21,160
I found a charger!
I found, a charger.
492
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,520
That's great, Cody.
493
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:28,560
But for now, our work here is done.
494
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,560
Call me.
495
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,280
So, anyone got any plans
for the weekend?
496
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,240
Wait...
497
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,960
Wait. Oh, my god,
service is back! It's back!
498
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,000
Oh, my God. Oh, thank God,
I've never seen so many messages.
499
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,880
Wait, anything from Bobby
about the board meeting?
500
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,520
No. I'm texting him right now.
OK. Amazing. Wait.
501
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,840
Have you seen the pictures
from Bundy's photoshoot?
502
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,400
Oh! We can choose the cover of Male
Body Magazine before the launch.
503
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,440
OK, so Rainbow Ribbon cupcakes have
been ordered for launch next week.
504
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,640
And I am texting those barristers
505
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,400
and I'm ordering Meredith flowers
for her desk.
506
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,600
You're a genius.
507
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,840
I will pay and rebook Alex Mangrove
and then organise tailoring.
508
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,440
I'm gonna get right on that cardboard
cut-out of Bundy for tonight.
509
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,280
Wow, look at all these
emails coming through.
510
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,160
Are you getting these, Ian?
No. Mine's not up yet.
511
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,160
Yes, it is.
512
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,680
You've got full T-dial bars.
Yeah.
513
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,480
Oh, well maybe the messages must be
taking a while to load or something.
514
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,720
Shouldn't be.
515
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,960
Oh, well, no.
I've got one voicemail.
516
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,200
Oh, from your doctor.
517
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,960
Oh, I might just take this outside.
518
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,240
I wonder what's wrong with him.
He does look sick all the time.
519
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:43,200
Here we are, girls. Four Nodo SIM
cards, and an internet router.
520
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,680
That is great, Meredith.
521
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,360
Um, I mean, we really appreciate
that, Meredith
522
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,120
but you can
dispose of the SIM cards.
523
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,520
Yes, we love everything
you do, Meredith,
524
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,240
but we have zero need
for those sim cards now.
525
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,080
I think we're doing
really well with her.
526
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,000
I totally agree with you.
527
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,480
Have you seen that?
528
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,480
I love your algorithm.
529
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,440
Oh, yuck.
530
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:10,400
OK. Bad news is Anna is still
sticking her snout into Fritzland.
531
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,520
The good news is she still thinks
her messaging app is secure.
532
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,280
Hm. Well, Nicole Kidman
and the other one
533
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,960
have emailed
about the board meeting.
534
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,400
Oh, fantastic, yeah.
535
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,480
Now we need
to lock the girls in ASAP,
536
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,480
before Anna gets her dry skinned
fingers all over them.
537
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,520
Well, of course
they'd go after T-Dial.
538
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,160
We've got the best coverage,
the best network...
539
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,240
Mmm, ladies? Ah,
do you know where Ian is?
540
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,760
I'm sure he'd like
to watch Matthew.
541
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,960
He's downstairs, Cody.
542
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,760
Mr Chamberlain, do we know
what the hackers' intentions were?
543
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,080
All I'll say is,
it was an attack on Australians.
544
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,640
Oh, my God. Bobby emailed.
545
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,640
He's coming in next week
with the contracts.
546
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,600
Oh, my God, finally.
547
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,040
Oh, Anna's calling again.
548
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,720
We at T-Dial...
549
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,560
Dr Chailley again. Just an issue
with your test results.
550
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,520
Please don't expose yourself
to any stress.
551
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,120
Oh!
552
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,160
You think you're so clever
don't you, Ian?
553
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,560
What do I do?
I guess answer it.
554
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,800
Hi, Anna.
555
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,400
Hello, ladies. I think
we need to have a conversation.
556
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,520
It would be
in your best interests...
557
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,560
Look, I swear it was a coincidence,
I don't have that sort of power.
558
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,120
Oh, it's always a coincidence
559
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,600
the day I'm going to ruin your life,
T-Dial, your client, crashes
560
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,640
and prevents that from happening.
Yes!
561
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,640
I'm supposed to believe
562
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,640
a man who spends his whole life
dreaming up strategies,
563
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,680
that you didn't, oh, I don't know,
come up with a strategy for that!
564
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,360
Yes!
That's bullshit, Ian.
565
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,120
That's bullshit! Just stop it!
I'm trying to...
566
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,640
Get off me. Don't. Don't.
567
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,120
No.
568
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,480
Ian!
569
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,400
Ian!
570
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,960
I just thought
you might like to know
571
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,360
some information I've uncovered.
572
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,600
I obviously can't discuss it
over the phone.
573
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,480
See you tomorrow at 12:00pm?
574
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,720
Um...
575
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,480
Fine. We'll be there.
576
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:12,480
So...you were saying
that you were on Fritz's yacht.
577
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:17,680
Let's just say,
it's a matter of national security.
578
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,720
But today,
all of our thoughts and prayers
579
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:26,160
are with those whose health has been
affected by this vicious attack.
580
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,040
Oh, oh, oh, Ian.
581
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:37,160
I was having the best day of my
life, Cody. The best day of my life.
582
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,800
When a young child
calls his father who's lonely,
583
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,400
divorced, mental health problems,
584
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,320
and wants to kick him along
585
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:53,400
and is begging him not to get
another tattoo, who does he use?
586
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,440
He uses T-Dial.
587
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:00,960
If his mother has been put away
in a ward, how does she reach out?
588
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,840
She reaches out with T-Dial.
589
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,640
How do Australia's community
reach out?
590
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,240
They reach out with T-Dial.
591
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,840
Any questions?
592
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,960
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593
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,120
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