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[elevator dings]
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Dude, are you sure
this is gonna work?
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Dude, you have his ID.
Of course it's gonna work.
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Also, he's gonna love you.
Are you kidding me?
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Honestly, we're not
going home tonight.
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Yeah, yeah, you know what?
You're right.
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-He is gonna like us.
-You know he is.
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-[knocking]
-Yeah, 'cause we found
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-his driver's license.
-You know we did!
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What can you do without
a driver's license?
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You can't do shit.
You can't drive.
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-You can't vote.
-Can't open a Blockbuster card.
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We're goddamn heroes, Clyde.
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What do you mean I can't get
a thousand Cialises
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in a football helmet
by tomorrow?
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I don't care if your mother
is having foot surgery.
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You're a drug dealer
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and I got my annual
fuck-a-thon party tomorrow.
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A hundred?
Oh, is that a fucking joke?!
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The fuck
do you guys want?
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You looking for this?
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We found it
at the club, sir.
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What?
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You gotta get me
my boner pills
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or I'm gonna slap
my flaccid penis
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across your forehead.
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I had a bad feeling
that would happen.
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♪
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Okay, so that was
sufficiently embarrassing.
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Um, you don't think he saw
the sleeping bags, do you?
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'Cause I don't think
we could bounce back
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-from something like that.
-Damn it.
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How in the fuck
am I ever gonna meet Danny now?
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Wait,
hold on a second.
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I've been going over
our client email list
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-for weeks now, right?
-Yeah.
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One of the clients
is a pharmacist.
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-Interesting.
-Yes.
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-Go on.
-You don't know
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-where I'm going with this?
-Not sure yet, but go.
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Okay, if you help him
with his ghost problem,
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we can just ask him
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for a thousand Cialises
as payment!
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That is fucking genius.
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-Right?
-[bell chimes]
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But, Pac, do you really think
it's a good idea
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to ask the pharmacist
for pills instead of money?
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-I think it might be illegal.
-What are you talking about?
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That was
your whole idea!
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Oh, yeah!
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Yeah. All right, no,
don't worry about it.
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We're not going
to jail or anything.
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Okay.
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-Can I help you guys?
-Yes.
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We are the ghost guys.
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My name is Clyde
and this is my partner Pac.
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You must be
the pharmacist.
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What gave me away?
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Oh, well, you're wearing
the white coat
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and you're working
at a pharmacy,
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so I put two and two
together.
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Right.
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Okay, well, uh,
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let me show you
my ghost problem.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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-Just climb on over?
-Uh, no. Go around.
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-Oh.
-Yeah.
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You see that?
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This keeps happening.
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There was, uh,
an incident here
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a few days ago
where, uh,
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someone died.
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Ever since then,
it's been chaos.
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Pills keep getting
knocked over so violently
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that even the childproof caps
are coming off.
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Oh, here's
the security footage.
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Clyde, would you
take that, please?
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Regarding payment,
um, what is your rate
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-for something like this?
-Well, you know...
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[pills crunching]
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Yeah,
about that payment,
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perhaps this job
is worth a thousand
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of those tiny, little
golden corn kernels...
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for your pee-pee
instead of the cashola.
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Capisce?
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We'd like a thousand Cialises
as payment instead of money.
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[exhales]
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Oh.
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Yeah, of course.
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No problem at all.
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Now, if you'll
excuse me.
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[door opens]
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If we'll excuse you,
then what?
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[door closes]
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-Hello?
-Pac, we did it! We're in!
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I thought that was gonna
be way harder.
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-Nope.
-It was not.
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[chuckles]
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♪ We're gonna get
those boner pills. ♪
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And then Danny's
gonna have no choice
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but to make us
the fucking fuck masters
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of his fuck-a-thon,
and then...
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-Whoa!
-[hawk screeches]
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That's right.
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-Soak it in.
-Huh?
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You obviously know
who I am.
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You're an owl?
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What? No!
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Hawk.
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-Hawk Smith.
-What the fucking fart
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is a Hawk Smith?
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I was a vigilante
superhero,
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like Jodie Foster
in "The Brave One"
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meets Batman in "Batman"
or "Batman Forever."
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Those are
the two best Batmans.
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I devoted my time
to protecting
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-the good people of New York.
-Mm-hmm.
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Then a couple nights ago,
I was standing right over there
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down aisle five
near analgesics
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fully costumed,
of course,
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-when I saw it.
-What?
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An actual burglar
was holding up the pharmacist.
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Oh, snap, girl.
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At last, it was my chance
to stop a real scumbag
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and stop just beating up
drunk hobos.
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-Mm-hmm.
-When I sprang into action,
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he killed me
and ran off.
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So you wanna go beat up
some more hobos?
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I wanna find
the man who killed me
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and take him down.
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Oh.
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Gotcha.
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Pac, I've been-- I've been
talking to myself
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the last two blocks.
What are you still doing here?
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I found the ghost.
136
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Oh, snap, girl.
Who is it?
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He is a lesbian Batman dressed
up as a bird of some kind.
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-That's so awesome.
-Eh, it's not that awesome.
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-It's-- it's pretty awesome.
-So, can you help me?
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Yeah. Yes.
Yes, we can.
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Don't you worry, my friend.
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The Owl will fly again.
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Hawk!
God damn it!
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Who said Owl?
Who? Who, who?
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♪
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Okay, keep watching.
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Here's where
that crud bucket kills me.
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-Okay.
-Give me the fucking pills!
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Talon attack!
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-[grunts]
-[neck snaps]
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-Oh, my God!
-Jesus!
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-Do-- do it again.
-Okay.
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One more time.
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-Wait for it.
-Give me the fucking pills!
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-Wait for it.
-Talon attack!
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[Pac laughing]
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-[grunts, neck snaps]
-Boom!
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-Damn!
-Oh, my God!
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Do it again, do it again.
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-Do it again.
-This is terrible!
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Oh, my God!
Holy shit!
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"I'm gonna go catch
this bad guy,
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but first,
let me run out there
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and just try and kick him
in the fucking head."
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-So good!
-Oh, God!
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What the fuck was that?
What were you thinking?
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It's called
the talon attack.
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It's my signature move.
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I thought
I perfected it
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after practicing it,
like, 20 times
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-on my bed that night.
-Dude, that is on you.
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"'Cause of
the talon attack."
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It is not on me!
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He was supposed
to stand there
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and take the wrath
of my talon attack.
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Had he not moved, I wouldn't
have broken four vertebra
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that then
pierced my brain stem.
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So checkmate.
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Okay, let's just say
you didn't kill yourself
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so we can move on.
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Did you happen to notice
any defining traits
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or characteristics
of the robber?
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Yes.
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I remember he had
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a very disturbing tattoo
on his lower back
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of a dragon
sucking its own dick.
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Okay.
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Well, that's not enough
to find the guy,
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so we're pretty much
fucked here.
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-Wait.
-What?
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-I see something.
-Where?
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Right there.
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Right there,
I see something.
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-What is it?
-Zoom in.
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Zoom in. More, more,
more, more, more.
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Okay, enhance,
enhance, enhance.
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Damn it, Clyde.
We don't have that technology.
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-Damn it! We almost had it!
-Hang on.
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I've got enhancement goggles
in my lair.
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It's an uber-secret
high-tech hero hut.
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To the Hawk's Nest, gang!
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-Nope.
-Okay, try 52-26-44.
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-[door rattles]
-Nope.
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All right.
26-44-52.
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-Nope!
-All right, just let me--
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let me face it
like a man.
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He's gonna...
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Wait, this isn't
the right unit.
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-Wow, neat lair.
-I know.
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What's going on here?
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Da-da-da-da-da!
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Don't touch that.
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That was Grandmother's.
No! Don't touch anything.
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-Don't touch anything?
-Yes.
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-Don't touch anything.
-Got it.
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-Can I touch your computer?
-All right.
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Okay.
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Okay, ahem.
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Where's the, uh...?
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Enhancement goggles
are on the bird.
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Wait, are you talking about
these stupid old lady glasses?
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Yeah. Put them on.
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Okay.
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[clears throat]
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Oh, my God!
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Ow!
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-Whoa!
-That's right.
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Okay, those work.
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Wait, was it that?
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What's that on the shirt there?
A tiny-- a tiny pig's ear?
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Whoa, Pac,
you're drooling.
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♪
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[indistinct voices echoing]
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[grunting]
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[grunting, groaning]
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Oinky's.
He works at Oinky's.
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-Damn, you're good.
-Thank you.
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-Come on. Let's go.
-Wait!
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-One last thing.
-What?
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Hawk suits.
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That's the one
I died in
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and that's
the original.
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It doesn't fit right.
It's pretty itchy.
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-It's basically a piece of shit.
-Oh.
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But it does have
a really cool button.
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It makes a hawk sound
when you press it.
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-What?
-[hawk screeches faintly]
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I mean, it probably
needs a battery.
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-Yeah.
-Hey, this is
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-a really cool belt.
-That's the utility belt.
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It's got a kick-ass
grappling talon.
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Whoa, can I wear it?
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-Wait, I wanna wear it.
-No.
254
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,760
Hawk, who gets
to wear it?
255
00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,414
I mean,
it's a small, so...
256
00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,590
-the skinny guy should wear it.
-Ah, okay.
257
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,505
Hawk says
that I have to wear it.
258
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,681
Oh, man. Okay, fine.
If you're gonna wear it--
259
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,683
you have all those
compartments and everything--
260
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,816
-here, hold my keys and stuff.
-No, damn it, Clyde.
261
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,121
Why do you always
do this?
262
00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,732
Bring your own
utility belt next time.
263
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,734
-Seriously?
-God!
264
00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,433
I think you have--
have the thing stuck.
265
00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:25,913
I know!
266
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,697
I've worn a utility belt
before, okay?
267
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,570
[groans]
Snug.
268
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,441
[grunts]
Yeah!
269
00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:34,008
Perfect fit.
270
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,010
[panting]
Okay.
271
00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:40,405
♪
272
00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:44,018
All right.
273
00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:46,890
-Let's find our guy.
-Yes, sirree, Bob.
274
00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,892
But maybe
some pizza first?
275
00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,328
Oh! So as to not raise
suspicion.
276
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,592
-Yeah. Yeah, that.
-I like that.
277
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,855
-Yeah, yeah.
-Hi. Welcome to Oinky's.
278
00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,639
My name's Miriam.
Can I get you some--
279
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,336
-Two shrimp pizzas.
-I'll have the same, please.
280
00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,469
Some water, too,
if you don't mind.
281
00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,427
All right.
282
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,907
Let's go find
that tramp stamp.
283
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,605
Let's do it.
284
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,608
♪ I'm going man hunting
285
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,652
-Whoa!
-Yeah!
286
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,219
♪ I ain't ashamed to say
287
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,176
Yeah! Yeah!
288
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,615
♪ I'm going man hunting
289
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:18,574
♪ I'm gonna get me a man
today ♪
290
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,794
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
291
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,453
[coughing, gagging]
292
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:32,109
♪ For too long I've been
lonely ♪
293
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:35,286
♪ But it's just a matter of
time ♪
294
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:38,768
♪ I've got to get myself
together ♪
295
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:41,815
♪ I'm gonna blow some young
man's mind ♪
296
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:46,080
♪ I'm going man hunting
297
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,648
♪ I ain't going to pay
298
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,955
♪ I'm going man hunting
299
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,871
♪ I'm gonna get me a man today
300
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,482
-[grunting]
-Oh...
301
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,093
Oh! Help!
302
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,137
Hey! Come here.
303
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,144
-Hey.
304
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,410
-Well, that's everyone.
-Ah, shart.
305
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,716
Not everyone.
306
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,196
There's still
one employee left.
307
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,676
Who?
308
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,547
The prize booth boy.
309
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,462
The prize booth
boy.
310
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,985
Oh, the prize booth boy.
311
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,163
How the hell are we gonna
check his lower back?
312
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,566
Hey, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
313
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:40,177
-Jawbreaker.
-More pizza-- jawbreaker.
314
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,919
But how are we gonna get
20,000 tickets?
315
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,489
♪
316
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,582
19,997.
317
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,192
19,998.
318
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,542
19,999.
319
00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:01,024
-20,000! 20,000!
-[yells]
320
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:04,201
20,005 and 20,006.
321
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:05,855
That's right,
prize booth boy.
322
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,292
One ultimate jawbreaker,
if you will.
323
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,033
-Sure.
-[chuckles]
324
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,643
-No.
-Oh.
325
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,994
Uh, we'll actually take
the one on the display.
326
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,517
Yeah, we don't want
that one.
327
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,998
It's been up there
for, like, seven years.
328
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,695
-We'll definitely take that one.
-Yeah, we want that one.
329
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,783
Thanks.
330
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,526
[clears throat]
331
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,050
Yeah, that one.
332
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,230
Fuck.
333
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,537
Damn it.
334
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,582
-[blows]
-[coughs]
335
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:40,760
You have
six tickets left.
336
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,805
I'll take the fucking
Chinese finger cuffs.
337
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,241
Very good choice.
338
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,940
[sighs]
God damn it, I feel like shit.
339
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,332
It's all right, man.
We'll find the guy.
340
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,638
No, no, it's not that.
341
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,771
It's my stomach.
I think I, uh--
342
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,034
I think I need
more pizza.
343
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,252
[groans]
344
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,215
[stomach gurgles]
Uh, uh-uh. No, wrong!
345
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,651
I don't need shrimp.
346
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,306
I need to shit!
[farts]
347
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,134
That's weird.
I feel totally fi--
348
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,309
[stomach gurgles]
349
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,050
Oh.
350
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,529
Oh, shit!
351
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,402
-[both farting]
-[plopping]
352
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,447
[groans]
353
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,101
-[panting]
-Oh, God.
354
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,147
[both grunting]
355
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,018
-Oh, cheese and shellfish.
-[farting]
356
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,238
Oh, cheese and shellfish.
357
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,457
Why have I ever thought
that was a good idea?
358
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,633
[farts, yells]
359
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,027
-[sobbing]
-[squirting]
360
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,942
[farts]
That was a whole shrimp.
361
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,726
-Oh!
-That was a whole shrimp!
362
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,163
[sobbing, farts]
363
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:39,731
Oh, fuck!
It's some kind of blockage.
364
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:42,212
Oh, it's a temporary stop.
365
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,736
[squirting, groans]
366
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,782
Oh, it's so briny.
367
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,568
-Oh, God!
-[moaning]
368
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,570
Oh, man.
[panting]
369
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,877
Oh, God.
It's like a--
370
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,661
it's like a sweat tent
in here.
371
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,794
[panting]
372
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,883
[groaning]
373
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,929
Hey, shh, shh, shh.
374
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,758
Holy sh--
[farts]
375
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,412
Oh, God!
376
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,069
-[plopping]
-[groans, farts]
377
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:16,507
-[panting, farting]
-[plopping]
378
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,683
[tapping, snaps fingers]
379
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,685
Oh.
[farts]
380
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:21,904
I know, Pac.
Come on.
381
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,645
Just let the poison
leak out.
382
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,781
-Clyde.
-What?
383
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,305
Look.
384
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,136
♪
385
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,096
♪
386
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,492
[zippers zipping]
387
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,146
[toilets flush]
388
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,854
[stomach gurgling]
389
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,682
[retches]
390
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,641
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
391
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,603
[groans]
392
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,127
[slow-motion groaning]
393
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,742
-Oh! [groaning]
-[groaning]
394
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,223
[coins clinking]
395
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,095
Oh, oh, shit.
396
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,531
[both panting]
397
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,836
[farts, squirting]
398
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,577
[groans]
399
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,452
Hiya.
400
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,717
Okay. Oh, shit.
Okay.
401
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,762
-Okay. Oh, my God.
-I think I'm done.
402
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,243
Okay.
Oh, God, I'm done.
403
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,331
I'm done.
404
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,072
-[retches]
-Oh, no!
405
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,900
-Oh, God!
-Oh, no!
406
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,988
I'm so sorry!
407
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,685
I'm so sorry, baby!
408
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,513
-Oh, shit!
-Oh.
409
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:52,212
That's the worst thing
I've ever done in my life.
410
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,822
Oh.
411
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,433
Get your shit together, guys.
He went that way!
412
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,261
Okay.
He went that way.
413
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,046
-Come on.
-[panting]
414
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,308
Oh!
415
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,528
-Use the grappling hook!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
416
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:09,838
Okay, now retract it.
417
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,145
Fuck!
418
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,019
Oh, son of a bitch!
419
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,065
I told you let the skinny one
wear the belt.
420
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,719
I am the skinny one!
Are you blind?
421
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,417
Pac, my keys and phone
are in there.
422
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,114
Well, again,
423
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,942
maybe if you'd have brought
your own utility belt,
424
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,422
-this wouldn't have happened.
-Really? Say it again.
425
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:29,858
-Say it again!
-Maybe if you brought--
426
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,686
-Not for real! Shit!
-[groans]
427
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,383
Wait, this one's phone
is in the belt?
428
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,604
-Yeah.
-That's actually great news.
429
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,693
To the Hawk's Nest,
boys!
430
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:41,870
-[computer beeps]
-Nope.
431
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,960
Uh, try
"talon attack works,"
432
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,441
all one word.
433
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,920
-[computer beeps]
-Nope.
434
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,314
Uh, try-- try it
three separate words.
435
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,751
Mm-hmm.
436
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,231
-[computer beeps]
-No!
437
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,841
All right, try...
438
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,279
boobies6969.
439
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,107
-[computer chimes]
-Yeah, okay, we're in.
440
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,499
All right,
now we just need to log onto
441
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,197
Clyde's
"Find my iPhone."
442
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,721
Cool. Clyde, what's your
"Find my iPhone" password?
443
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:10,333
It's boobies6969.
444
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:13,206
-[computer chimes]
-Bingo again.
445
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,729
That's right by the docks.
446
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,600
He's probably doing the drop
right now.
447
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,298
Printing it off
right now.
448
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,169
-Yes! Clyde, come on, let's go.
-No.
449
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,823
I'm done for.
450
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,694
You gotta
do this one alone.
451
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,698
What are you
talking about?
452
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,439
Don't make me
do this alone.
453
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,962
Clyde, I can't
do this alone!
454
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,878
You can
and you will.
455
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:37,099
Catch that guy,
and when you do,
456
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:40,407
try to diarrhea
on or around his face.
457
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,192
-All right.
-[gags]
458
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,281
I will.
[gags]
459
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,242
I wi-- ah!
460
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,505
[retches]
461
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,856
-I will.
-[stomach gurgles]
462
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,641
Rest now,
my sweet prince.
463
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,168
Is that the hand
you wipe your butt with?
464
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,560
Yeah.
465
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,476
♪
466
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,793
[touch-tones beeping]
467
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,882
[phone ringing]
468
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:24,059
Oh, sh--
469
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,714
Damn it!
470
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,239
Oh, come on.
471
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,545
Who in their right mind
472
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,763
would throw away
a perfectly good slice
473
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,243
of shrimp pizza?
474
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,986
Ugh, I really shouldn't.
475
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,467
Slap it
straight on my thighs.
476
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,121
I'm here.
477
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,339
I have the stuff.
478
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:45,820
Yeah.
479
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,955
Between a black Dumpster
and a blue Dumpster.
480
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,393
Oh, we got him
right where we want him.
481
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:54,481
-Here's what you're gonna do.
-Okay.
482
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,091
Run up on those crates.
483
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,571
Propel yourself onto the wall
just next to him.
484
00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,182
Then jump, triple salchow
towards his head,
485
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,358
then let gravity do
what it does best.
486
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,969
Are you out of your
fucking bird brain?
487
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,146
Nut up!
488
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,105
-Shit!
-[hawk screeches]
489
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,498
[shrieks]
490
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,587
[grunts]
491
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:18,026
Ah! You're going away
for a long time, slutboy.
492
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,463
Please, this wasn't
my idea!
493
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,812
He made me do it.
He made me!
494
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,336
Who did?
495
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,165
[clapping]
496
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,906
♪
497
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,474
Wow!
You did it.
498
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,172
You solved the case.
499
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,652
It was the pharmacist
all along.
500
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,958
He robbed
his own pharmacy
501
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,178
to sell pills
on the black market
502
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,397
for 10 times
the price.
503
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:44,748
-[gun cocks]
-Uh...
504
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,533
Any last words?
505
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,976
Yeah.
506
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,108
-Talon attack.
-What?
507
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,198
♪
508
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,646
[grunts]
509
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,432
Oh.
510
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:17,868
-Jesus!
-Ugh.
511
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,784
How many of you
fucking Owl guys are there?
512
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,091
Oh, I can't feel
my back.
513
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,614
You know,
you're probably gonna want
514
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,269
325 milligrams of hydrocodone
for that back.
515
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,358
And for the indigestion,
I'd suggest...
516
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,491
[ distant, echoing ]
Kaopectate, two tablespoons.
517
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,754
But there are
side effects.
518
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:37,627
Mild indigestion,
bloody gums,
519
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,282
bloody stool sometimes,
but not often.
520
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,762
[continues indistinctly]
521
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,024
[grunts]
522
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,769
-Uh!
-You did it, boys!
523
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,205
Yeah!
524
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,338
I think you may have
murdered the pharmacist,
525
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,600
which I didn't really
ask for,
526
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,255
but thank you
nonetheless.
527
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,564
Godspeed, Owl Man!
528
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,480
Hawk, you fuckhead!
529
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,787
Hawk!
530
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,310
Sorry, Hawk.
531
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,007
-Damn it!
-What?
532
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,052
-Oh.
-What's the matter, man?
533
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,358
We got the bad guy!
534
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,185
-Look!
-Yeah, we got the bad guy
535
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:15,839
who hired us.
536
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,754
The bad guy who was gonna
give us the drugs we need
537
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,452
to take to Danny Poker.
538
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,105
Ah, shit.
539
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:22,324
I didn't even think
of that.
540
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,760
Oh, wait a second.
541
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,240
Hold on.
542
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,070
Oh, my God.
543
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:33,335
-Boner pills!
-Oh, yes!
544
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,294
-Yeah! I--
-[sirens wailing]
545
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:39,080
This is probably
all evidence, huh?
546
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,603
Probably.
547
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,260
[hawk screeches]
548
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,830
[knocking]
549
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,353
When did you make
the helmet?
550
00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,007
Oh, when I was shitting
my brains out last night.
551
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:55,836
-I like to keep my hands busy.
-Ah, yeah, I hear that.
552
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:57,359
♪
553
00:21:57,403 --> 00:22:00,231
[people cheering]
554
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,537
No, wait, wait,
wait, wait!
555
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:05,367
I can talk
to ghosts, too.
556
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:08,370
♪
557
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:09,589
No shit?
558
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,419
Come on in.
559
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:25,692
♪
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