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♪
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[woman singing in Chinese]
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-[snoring]
-[woman gasps]
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You were expecting
something fun size?
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Out! Get out!
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Tyson, it's me.
Hey, it's Pac.
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You know him?
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Yeah, I know him.
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-[exhales]
-Thanks.
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So, you look,
uh, different.
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It was time to read
the tea leaves, bro.
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Weed's practically
legal now.
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My supplier's
dead anyway.
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[man moaning]
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Do you fucking
live here?
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Yeah, yeah,
I fucking live here.
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This is
my fucking house.
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So, wait, where you been
hiding out, man?
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You think maybe we could
hide together?
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What do you think
for hide duration?
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-Like, 50 years?
-Nobody told you?
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-What?
-Roofie took the fall
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for both Nana
and Camomile.
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-What?!
-Mm-hmm.
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So he's back in jail?
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Nah. Lucky son of a bitch
fled the country.
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Made it all the way
to South America.
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Made a damn good name
for himself, too.
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Wow.
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Well, good--
yeah, good for him.
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Living it up.
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-Nah, he's dead, too.
-What?!
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♪
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[people cheering]
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[groaning]
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You live by the ass,
you die by the ass.
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It's how he always
wanted to go.
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Take care
of yourself, Pac.
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Yeah.
Wait-- wait, Tyson.
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Let me ask you
one last thing.
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You think maybe
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you could borrow me
a little money?
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I gotta get the fuck
out of here, man.
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I can't handle it anymore.
The smell of jizz
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makes it almost impossible
to enjoy creamy foods.
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Why don't you take
a ghost case?
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Fuck ghosts, man!
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Freelance work
is for suckers.
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I need a steady income,
you dig?
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Why don't you just
get a job here, soft hands?
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I have a job.
I'm working here right now.
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Only pays enough
for this room.
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Trust me, nothing around here
comes easy.
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I believe that.
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I couldn't help
but overhear.
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Sounds like you're looking
for an easy score.
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-Fuck off.
-I died with drugs on me.
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-Don't give a shit.
-You deliver them, you get paid.
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Oh, f...
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Not gonna happen, dude.
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Clean up, room five!
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Big stain on ceiling.
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-Okay, I'll get to it.
-Before it dries, chub-chub.
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I'll get to it!
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A short walk and you'll
have drugs on hand.
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It's that simple.
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-[man moaning, screaming]
-Oh, yeah.
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Clean up, room six!
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Ceiling, floor, curtain!
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Okay, maybe I could take
a short walk.
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♪
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♪
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Hey, does anybody here
drive a black hearse?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, I think
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-it's being towed out front.
-Oh.
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Yeah.
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-Eso.
-[exhales]
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Whatever.
Let's make this quick.
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Mm-hmm.
No drugs on you.
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What a surprise.
Fuck it. I'm out.
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-No, no. Hold on.
-What?
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-I didn't lie to you.
-You did lie, you liar!
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-Drugs on me. On me.
-What do you mean?
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Way up onside me.
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Are you trying to say
"inside me"?
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-Ah, mm-hmm.
-Inside you?
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-Yes.
-[sighs]
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-I am the son of a drug mule.
-I don't care.
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Don't do it.
Don't you fucking dare!
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And not just
any drug mule.
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The most legendary drug mule
to ever clench his cheek
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on God's green earth.
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His name is "El Caboose."
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Notorious among cartels,
gangs--
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he's even dipped his rectum
in Tinseltown.
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They say he once kept
a thermos of soup warm
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-up there for 48 hours.
-I don't buy it.
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And he was
a terrific father to boot.
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I was actually born
in Mexico.
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Legend has it he carried me
across the border...
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-Don't say...
-...in his anus.
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In his anus?
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-Wow.
-All I ever wanted
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was to be
in the family business,
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to follow in
his bowlegged footsteps.
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Unfortunately for me,
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I died on my burro's
maiden voyage.
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Right, let me guess.
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The drugs leaked
into your system
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and you died
of an overdose?
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No. Free Chex Mix
at the airport bar.
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[scoffs]
So much bacteria in there.
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Cool story, bro.
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Lots of good details
in there,
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but you gotta be
out of your goddamn mind
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if you think
I'm gonna go rooting around
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in your recently
deceased asshole
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to pull out
some fucking drugs.
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You do the drop,
and you'll get $5,000.
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Do you have
a lube preference or a--
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you know what, I'm just gonna
skip it altogether
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and punch-fuck
my way in there.
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Maybe one
courtesy spit, no?
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Okay.
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-Mm.
-Okay.
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[squelching]
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Oh, that's surprisingly
accommodating.
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Okay, what exactly
am I looking for in here?
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Five heroin balloons.
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There's three, four.
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Oh, that fifth one's
being a little--
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a little devil.
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Yeah, it's worked
its way up
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into your large intestine,
I think.
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Got it.
Okay, here they come.
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-[squelching]
-I got it!
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-[laughing] Hey!
-Yes!
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-Ew!
-Still right on schedule.
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I have until
sunset tonight, hmm.
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-[door slams]
-Oh, fuck, someone's coming.
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Oh, shit. Okay.
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Shit! Oh, fuck.
What do we do, what do we do?!
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Relax.
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-Take a deep breath.
-[breathes deeply]
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And just jam them
up your ass.
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What?
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Seriously?
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-Just fucking do it, man!
-Fuck, fuck, fuck, okay.
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A man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do, right?
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Okay.
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[grunts]
There it goes!
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Okay. I did it.
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Wait, why the fuck
did I do that?
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I'm wearing cargo pants.
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Son of Christ.
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I can...
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explain.
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Don't bother.
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There's no Tinder
for people like us.
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What's Tinder?
"People like us"?
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Oh, God, I am foaming
at the puss right now.
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Oh, no. No. Why'd you put
those two words together?
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-Yes, yes, yes, yes.
-No, no, no, no, no.
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Ooh, yes, baby. Let me
take the lead on this one.
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I am so hot right now.
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No, I can't.
I really can't. I can't--
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I can't because I just got out
of a long-term relationship
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and it still stings.
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Oh, yeah.
Me, too, baby.
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I had a big, strong fireman
right on this table last week
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and I sat on his face
until I broke that jaw.
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I gotta leave.
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How can something so cold
be so hot, am I right?
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Yeah, but more like... no.
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-Get in there, come on.
-No!
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Get--
[gasps]
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What on earth
is going on in here?
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Mr. Lowell!
This man assaulted me!
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What? I-- no.
What?
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This pervert,
he forced his fetish on me
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and he made me violate myself
with this sexy dead corpse.
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-Good God.
-No, come on now, Mr. Lowell.
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Aren't you just
a tad bit suspicious
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about the way
she worded that?
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Quick, Mr. Lowell, help me
perform a citizen's arrest.
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What?
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Okay.
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Toilet in the back
if you need to unload.
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[stomach gurgling]
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[groans]
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What are you doing?
We have a drop to make.
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You think I wanna
be in here?
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-[scoffs]
-Ugh!
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-[stomach gurgling]
-[groans]
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Can't poop
in public, huh?
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Uh...
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Yeah, me either.
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You know, I always thought
someone should invent an app
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that takes pictures
of your bathroom at home
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and then projects them into
any public pooping scenario.
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You know, sort of
trick the brain
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-into emptying the bowels.
-[stomach gurgling]
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Hey, that's-- that's actually
a brilliant idea.
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-You should make that.
-Yeah, I'll get around to it.
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-Yeah, cool.
-I'm Clyde, by the way.
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-Hey, Clyde. Kevin.
-Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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Smelly handshake
you got there.
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I know, it's--
it's been a long day.
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Hey, I hear that.
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Hey, did you know that
it's illegal to smoke weed
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in the home theater section
at Best Buy?
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-That's not true, is it?
-Ridiculous, right?
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-Is that how you got arrested?
-Ridiculous.
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-What?
-I mean, how are you supposed
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to test out
a new living room
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if you can't even
smoke weed in it?
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That seems like a perfectly
reasonable request to me.
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And I'm a perfectly
reasonable man.
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You know, furthermore,
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you know when you
check out at Best Buy
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and you see
these old-ass computers?
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They sell fucking
state-of-the-art computers...
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If you had to smoke weed
out of any shampoo bottle,
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one, two, three--
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Pert Plus.
[laughing]
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One time,
I got so fucked up
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that I tried to make friends
with an entire colony of ants.
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Yeah, I sat down beside them
and I was like,
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"Hey, guys,
I'm just a big ant.
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You can build a hill
in my place.
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I'm cool with it."
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-[stomach gurgling]
-I can't hug a woman
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for more than 10 seconds
without getting a boner.
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Yeah.
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Doesn't apply to my mom,
of course,
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but it applies
to female cousins.
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I'm not proud of that.
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So at its essence,
it is a pizza,
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but it's covered
in chocolate,
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marshmallows,
and graham crackers.
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Now, I know
what you're thinking--
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the cheese and the marshmallows
are gonna clash,
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but they don't.
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How the fuck have I never
thought of that?
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And I was just like,
"Hey, I'm just a big ant.
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You can make a hill
in my place if you want."
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00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,646
-Is that crazy?
-[chuckles]
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You're kidding, right?
250
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,344
That-- that's my story.
251
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,738
I told you that, like,
20 minutes ago.
252
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:11,611
Wow. You're a really
captivating storyteller.
253
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,351
I literally felt
that happened to me.
254
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,483
No, that was me.
255
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,832
-Wow.
-Right?
256
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,617
[laughing]
257
00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,403
So you feel--
you're feeling better?
258
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,712
Let me find out.
259
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,235
Yeah.
260
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,237
-Actually, yeah, I am.
-Good.
261
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,847
Thanks, man.
262
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,849
[sighs]
263
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,460
Clyde, I gotta tell you
something.
264
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,985
-Yeah?
-The reason I have a tummy ache
265
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,814
is not because my guts
are full of poop.
266
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,293
The reason I have
a tummy ache
267
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,991
is because I'm currently
in the process
268
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,123
of transporting
a large amount of heroin
269
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,995
in my bum.
270
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,823
Whoa, you're
a butt smuggler?
271
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,868
[stammering]
I don't really like that term.
272
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,305
I'm certainly not like a 9-to-5
career butt smuggler,
273
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:57,352
but I'm just helping the ghost
of a butt smuggler.
274
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,615
That's another thing.
I'm-- I'm a medium.
275
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,182
Like, I can talk
to ghosts.
276
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,879
I help them finish
their unfinished business
277
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,751
so they can move on
into their light.
278
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,188
That's fucking awesome!
279
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,537
-Do you think it's awesome?
-Oh, yes.
280
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,712
I thought you were gonna
say shitty.
281
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,801
-Mr. Pacalioglu.
-Yeah?
282
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,455
Charges were dropped.
283
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,544
-Huh?
-You're free to go.
284
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,373
Oh.
285
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,983
It was really nice
to meet you, Kevin.
286
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,506
Yeah, yeah.
You, too, Clyde.
287
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,118
You know,
you can call me Pac.
288
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,033
-Okay, Pac.
-Yeah.
289
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,948
-You should call me Clyde.
-Okay.
290
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,471
All right, man.
291
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,908
Wow, this has been
so good.
292
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,128
-So good.
-All right, Pac.
293
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,738
-Mm.
-[clears throat]
294
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,261
-Okay, one sec.
-Hello?
295
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,089
Your wife is here
to take you home.
296
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,352
-Your wife?
-My wife?
297
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:43,093
[inhales]
298
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,530
Oh, I was so worried
about you.
299
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,969
Sorry about earlier.
I couldn't lose my job.
300
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,797
Where are we going?
Where are you taking me?
301
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,538
What-- what is that?
What are you doing?
302
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,236
It's me being sexy.
303
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,412
Oh, I think you're supposed
to lick the top lip.
304
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,456
Oh.
305
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,457
Is that better?
306
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:00,807
No, not really.
307
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,330
Let's go finish
what we started.
308
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,984
Oh, you're hurting my arm!
God damn it!
309
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,116
Oh, God.
[stomach gurgling]
310
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,815
You think maybe I could just
take a rain check on the sex?
311
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,556
How about I make it rain
on your face instead?
312
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,644
-What?
-[tires screech]
313
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,124
-Oh, fuck.
-[horn honks]
314
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,778
Oh, I don't think so.
315
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,649
I'm having a bit
of a stomach issue today.
316
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,260
It's gonna get messy,
I think.
317
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,915
Well, isn't that exactly
why God invented goggles?
318
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,786
I don't know.
I have no idea.
319
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,093
Could you undo the child locks?
I'll jump out right here.
320
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,008
[grunts]
321
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,879
[groans]
322
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,925
♪
323
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,405
[slow-motion]
Whoa.
324
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,887
Oh, dear God.
325
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,455
Oh, my God.
I look like a wrestler.
326
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,025
Oh.
327
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,506
Oh, hey.
328
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,421
-This is okay, right?
-Yeah.
329
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,425
[gasps]
330
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:57,254
♪
331
00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,518
Nothing is
off-limits, baby.
332
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,825
I don't know...
333
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,915
Oh, my God.
334
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,177
You brought friends.
335
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:11,094
I just wanna
make you happy.
336
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,488
We're off to a good--
whoa, excuse me, guy.
337
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,620
-This is a private function.
-Just go with it.
338
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:18,145
Okay.
[laughs]
339
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,199
Okay, who is that?
340
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,897
That's him, isn't it?
341
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,507
Oh, God, what-- dude!
342
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,814
Get off!
343
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,600
What?
344
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,342
What?
345
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,474
Oh, no!
346
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,041
-What's wrong?
-Oh, shit!
347
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,130
Oh, shit!
No, this is not okay!
348
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,218
-What?
-Oh, shit!
349
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:51,265
[shouting]
350
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,485
Oh, so you're the only one
who gets to finish?
351
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,707
♪
352
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,143
[stomach gurgling]
353
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,058
Sorry about
accidentally trying
354
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,017
to have sex
with your body like that, man.
355
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,932
It's not gay
if you're dead and--
356
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,063
and you don't
feel it, right?
357
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,717
No, that's not gay.
358
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,458
It's not any kind of gay
I've ever heard of.
359
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,808
And it's not gay if you're
watching the entire time
360
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,505
and you get
a little turned on.
361
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:18,118
Because, you know,
still dead, right?
362
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,207
Yeah, well--
363
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,512
yeah.
364
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,818
Are you gay, Manny?
365
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,341
No, I'm not-- no.
366
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,908
It's cool
to be gay, man.
367
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,736
Everyone's
a little gay, right?
368
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,085
Hey.
369
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,218
Let's get these drugs
out of you, hmm?
370
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,307
Can I get a little privacy,
please?
371
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,831
Seriously? You were wearing
my anus like a hat in there.
372
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,702
God.
Okay, yeah.
373
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,182
Fair enough.
Fair is fair.
374
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,357
You can watch.
You can watch me poo.
375
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,837
Mm. Well...
376
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,752
Here we go. Ready?
[strains]
377
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,710
Don't look, like, right at me,
but you can stay in the room.
378
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,495
[grunts]
379
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,105
It's like it's wedged.
380
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,672
Lodged in there.
I can feel it.
381
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,936
Oh, God. Get...
[groans]
382
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,546
...out...
383
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,592
of...
384
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,072
me!
385
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,551
I'm pushing!
386
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,118
It's not--
it's not happening.
387
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,685
They're really fucking
stuck up there, man.
388
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:04,904
-That's not good!
-No, it's not good.
389
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,993
Try the accordion.
Now push.
390
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,908
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
391
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,257
Push it real good, huh?
392
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,694
Fuck! I'm pushing
so fucking hard!
393
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,088
[stammering]
Should we try some laxatives?
394
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,437
Do you have
any laxatives on you?
395
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,960
-Those things take hours.
-They do?
396
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,179
-Yes!
-Oh, shit.
397
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,832
We need a fast
and full release.
398
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,533
[grunting, groaning]
399
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,453
I don't think this horseshit
is working.
400
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,455
[stomach gurgles]
It's not working!
401
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,544
Ah, God!
402
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,328
Oh, fuck,
I just want them out of me.
403
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,809
[stomach gurgles]
Oh, God. Oh!
404
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,767
-Almost over.
-Okay.
405
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,465
Okay.
[grunts]
406
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,903
[slow-motion screaming]
407
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,601
Oh!
408
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,864
That feels better.
409
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,084
Was that
just the balloons?
410
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,220
There's only four.
411
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,715
It's gonna work.
412
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,034
-It's passable.
-Really?
413
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,688
Fuck no.
We gotta go, man!
414
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,124
Fuck!
415
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,474
♪
416
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,828
-This is it?
-We made it.
417
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,221
Go to the last booth.
418
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,701
Okay.
419
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,402
Okay, order the spaghetti
and meatballs.
420
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,970
Spaghetti and meatballs, okay.
[clears throat]
421
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,539
Thank you.
422
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,715
I will have,
for my entree,
423
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,022
the spaghetti
and meatballs.
424
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,809
God, I hate it when they don't
write down your order.
425
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,988
Hi.
426
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,903
You're not
one of our mules.
427
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,078
No.
428
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,863
This is Manny's drop.
429
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:20,865
Manny's dead.
430
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,737
Maybe so,
431
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,608
but it's all here.
432
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:27,089
You don't mind if I check out
the merchandise, do you?
433
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,483
[whimpering, stammering]
434
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,485
Eenie...
435
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,577
meenie...
436
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,667
-miney!
-[gasps]
437
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,497
-[exhales]
-You okay?
438
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,107
Yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
Thank you for asking.
439
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,414
I just-- I was-- I was
kind of expecting a "Mo!"
440
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,633
You don't run
into many Mos in Mexico,
441
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,809
so we generally stick to just
eenie, meenie, and miney.
442
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,507
That's good to know.
443
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,903
That's that good shit.
444
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,775
Manny made his drop.
445
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,255
What?
446
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:12,003
-My Manny?
-Papa?
447
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,053
But he's gone.
448
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,708
Mr. Caboose,
449
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:24,886
sir, it is an honor
and a privilege to meet you.
450
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,367
I have heard many, many
incredible things about you
451
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,759
and thermoses.
452
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,674
My name is Kevin.
I'm a medium.
453
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,460
I've been talking to
the ghost of your son, Manny.
454
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,636
His last and only wish
455
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,421
was to deliver this drop
for you.
456
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,512
That's my boy.
457
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,821
I always knew
he had it on him.
458
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,823
In him.
459
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,134
-Thank you, Pac.
-You got it, Manny.
460
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,700
And, hey--
hey, sorry
461
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,615
about having all that sex
with your body again.
462
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,096
The less we talk about it,
the less it happened, no?
463
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,098
I like that.
[chuckles]
464
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,756
Adios, cabrón!
465
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,503
What was that
about having sex with--
466
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,418
Huh? Nothing.
No, nothing.
467
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,159
Don't worry about it.
468
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,943
Manny mentioned something
about payment for the drop.
469
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,250
Is that, uh--
is that on the table?
470
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,645
-Here you go.
-Oh.
471
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,430
That goes for 5K
in the streets.
472
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,867
I'd really prefer cash.
473
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,477
If your anus is interested
in more work,
474
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,218
just let me know.
475
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,046
All right, I'll have my anus
call your people or...
476
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,613
Okay.
477
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,615
♪
478
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,971
♪
479
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,460
Clyde, what are--
480
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,940
hey, what are you
doing here?
481
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,465
Hey, I had a great time
with you in jail today.
482
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,249
Yeah, me, too, man.
483
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,556
But did you-- did you come here
just to tell me that?
484
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,862
Well, I was thinking,
you know, after you left,
485
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,517
like, we should jail
together again sometime.
486
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,953
And then-- but then I was
like, fuck jail,
487
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,738
you know,
'cause jail sucks.
488
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,870
And then I thought, like,
"Wait, we don't need jail."
489
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,568
What-- what
are you saying?
490
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,483
My apartment is
so much better than jail.
491
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,875
I have my own bathroom.
492
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,399
We can smoke as much weed
whenever we want
493
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,227
and I figured you could
tell me more about ghosts.
494
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,576
You want me
to live with you?
495
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,055
What do you say?
496
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,753
[man moaning]
497
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:35,277
I say let's get out of here
before that guy cums.
498
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,061
Come on.
499
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,847
[man moans]
500
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,894
♪
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