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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:05,338 [upbeat jazz music playing] 2 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,660 [Robbie] Good evening, folks. [clears throat] 3 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,162 Good evening, you slags. 4 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,955 No. Good evening, folks. [inhales sharply] 5 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,083 So, who is Robbie Williams? 6 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,668 Well, I've been called many things: 7 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:47,088 Narcissistic. Punchable. Shit-eating twat. 8 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,965 But while I'm all those things, 9 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,968 I want to show you how I really see myself. 10 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,471 So sit back, relax, 11 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:58,099 while I give you a right fucking entertaining. 12 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:02,145 So, the story starts. 13 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,646 [upbeat music continues] 14 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,566 1982. Stoke-on-Trent. 15 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:07,817 The arse-end of the north of England. 16 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,360 [boy 1] Mitchell. 17 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,445 [Robbie] It may look grubby and deprived... 18 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:11,738 [boy 2] Troy. 19 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:12,781 -...but deep down... -[boy 1] Wayne. 20 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,324 ...it was grubby and deprived. 21 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:15,742 -[boy 2] Mason. -[Robbie] I didn't have much, 22 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,202 but at least I had the respect and... 23 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,661 -[boy 1] Crystal. -...admiration of my peers. 24 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,621 -[young Robbie] What? -[boy 3] And who gets him? 25 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,081 [boy 4] No, it's you. 26 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,499 [Robbie] They just had trouble showing it. 27 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,501 -[boy 2] Robert. -Yes! Come on! 28 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,835 -[young Robbie grunting] -[boy 2] Oi! 29 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,921 Right, knobheads, pass the ball to Nate, 30 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:29,297 let him do the rest. 31 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,174 Positions! Oi! 32 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,009 Fuck you off to? You're in goal. 33 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,803 -But... -Don't fuck it up. 34 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:38,056 I'm like a chainmail condom! Nothing's getting through! 35 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,808 Whoo! Let's go, slags! 36 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,518 [Robbie] I had plenty of balls... 37 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,019 Mmm! Mmm! Come on. 38 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:43,978 ...but I couldn't stop a single one. 39 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,355 [gasps] Wasn't ready. 40 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,649 -[grunts] -[teammate] Nice one, dickhead. 41 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:48,942 Come on! 42 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,361 [shrieks, groans] 43 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,571 Robbie Williams, Captain of Port Vale! 44 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:54,697 [players yelling] 45 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,699 -[player] Yeah! -[groans] 46 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,118 [players laughing] 47 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,452 [sighs] 48 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,873 You really are fucking useless, aren't ya? 49 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,500 [player 1] He's gonna cry. 50 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,252 -[player 2] Yeah, he is. -[player 3] Little bitch. 51 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,504 [girl] Feelin' a little better now? 52 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:10,755 It's all right, Rob. 53 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,757 Nate, just leave it. 54 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,218 Yeah. Yeah, jog on, 55 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,636 -you tit! -[laughter] 56 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,012 All right, come on. Let's play. 57 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,889 [kids chattering, laughing] 58 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,307 You're a fucking nobody! 59 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,642 [melancholy music playing] 60 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:23,935 [sniffling] 61 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:28,106 [Robbie] See, where I grew up, you were meant to act small. 62 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:31,025 But the thing is, my DNA is cabaret. 63 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,153 I came out of the womb with jazz hands. 64 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,196 Which was very painful for my mum. 65 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,365 [Janet] Heading downstairs for a bit. 66 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,409 One of the barmen's called in sick. 67 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,911 Goodnight, sweetheart. Straight to bed, yeah? 68 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,913 [kisses] Don't let him ruin his dinner. 69 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,582 Bye, love. 70 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,167 [Frank Sinatra] ♪ And now the end is near ♪ 71 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:52,714 [singing along] ♪ And so I face the final curtain ♪ 72 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,925 -♪ My friend... ♪ -♪ My friend ♪ 73 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,178 ♪ I'll make it clear ♪ 74 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:01,806 How's about a warm hand for my entrance? [laughs] 75 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,143 -[Frank] ♪ Of which I'm certain ♪ -[sings along] 76 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:09,480 ♪ I've lived a life That's full ♪ 77 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:15,820 ♪ I've traveled each And every highway ♪ 78 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,488 -♪ And more... ♪ -[crowd clapping] 79 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:18,406 Thank you. 80 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,909 Thank you. Thank you. 81 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:26,080 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 82 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,957 [Robbie] My dad was well-enamored 83 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,542 by the stars of the day. 84 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:35,173 Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. and of course, Sinatra. 85 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:37,634 -They were gods to him. -[song continues over TV] 86 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,677 Youth, you hear that? 87 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,430 That's pure love, that is. 88 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:43,973 It don't come cheap, mind. 89 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,768 You've got to risk it all, whatever it takes. 90 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,728 'Cause if you make it... 91 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,731 it's paradise. 92 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,566 Thing is, you can't learn it. 93 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,485 You're either born with it... 94 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,197 or you're a nobody. 95 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:04,369 ♪ And more Much more than this ♪ 96 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:06,579 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 97 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,040 -Light 'em up. -Light 'em up. 98 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:11,793 ♪ Yes, there were times ♪ 99 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,754 ♪ I guess you knew ♪ 100 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:19,509 ♪ When I bit off More than I could chew ♪ 101 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:24,597 ♪ And through it all When there was doubt ♪ 102 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,017 ♪ I ate it up ♪ 103 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,979 ♪ And spit it out ♪ 104 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:36,025 ♪ I grew tall And through it all ♪ 105 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,485 Dad, Dad, Dad! 106 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:38,987 ♪ And did it my... ♪ 107 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:39,904 -[TV disconnects, music stops] -[gasps] 108 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,114 Oh, fuck it! 109 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,448 -Now look what you've... -Sorry. 110 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:43,908 I had a full head of steam then and all. 111 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,618 -I can fix it. -Get out the way. 112 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,412 We can sing without it. 113 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:48,830 -It's not the same. -Or we could... 114 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,039 Robert! 115 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,875 I think it's time for a bath. 116 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,711 -But I want to keep going. -Go with your nan, will ya? 117 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,754 [Nan] Come on, love. Come on. 118 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,924 [Dad] Stupid. Come on, Blue Eyes. 119 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,926 ♪ ...my way ♪ 120 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,094 There he is. 121 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:08,641 -Nan? -Mmm? 122 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,438 What is... "it"? 123 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:14,731 What do you mean? 124 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:19,360 Dad said you have to be born with "it"... 125 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,112 and maybe I wasn't. 126 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:22,322 [exhales] 127 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,992 Believe me, whatever "it" is, 128 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:27,785 you've got more than your share. 129 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,788 -You're just saying that. -I'm bloody well not! 130 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:33,333 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 131 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,211 What is it, love? 132 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:40,506 Don't want to be a nobody. 133 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,550 Oh, love. 134 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:45,553 There's no such thing as a nobody. 135 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,722 Remember... 136 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,683 [hopeful music playing] 137 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,311 This might feel good... 138 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:57,690 but this, this is what matters. 139 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:02,695 You're enough. 140 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:06,282 [piano playing] 141 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,950 [Robbie] I was nine years old 142 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,036 when I got my first real taste of the limelight. 143 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,705 -[children singing] -I still remember that taste. 144 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:16,334 Pure, unadulterated terror. 145 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:19,087 [kid 1] Have you seen the fit one with the big bulge? 146 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,422 After the show, I'm going to touch him 147 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,883 where his bathing suit goes. 148 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,927 I'm gonna fuck it up, I know it. 149 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,471 So what? No one will notice. 150 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,473 -My dad will. -Tsk. 151 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,851 Just go out there, sing your fucking song and walk off. 152 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,187 That's not enough. They'll see right through me. 153 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,689 -What am I gonna do? -I don't know. 154 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,691 I'm just doing this for the sausage. 155 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:43,194 -[singing stops] -[audience applauds] 156 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,987 [Robbie] In the next three seconds, 157 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,323 I'm going to be found out. 158 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:51,619 They'll see that I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I'm untalented. 159 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,621 I'm not good at anything. 160 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,373 [kid screams] 161 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:57,625 -[loud thud] -[audience gasps] 162 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,173 But there is one skill I've practiced 163 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,509 more than any other child in the world... 164 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,262 Light 'em up. 165 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,930 [Robbie] ...and that's for showing off. 166 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,475 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? 167 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,894 [audience laughs, applauds] 168 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,024 You see, I thought to become famous, 169 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,652 you had to be really, really good. 170 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:27,488 Turns out you just have to show off and be a bit cheeky. 171 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,908 Put your hands together for our next contestant, 172 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,869 Peter Williams. 173 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,163 [scattered applause] 174 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,456 Thank you very much. 175 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,624 -[loud thud] -[audience] Ooh! 176 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,461 Do you know the difference between an "ooh" and an "ahh"? 177 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:43,754 Well, it's about three inches. 178 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,256 [audience laughs] 179 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,719 ♪ For I am a Pirate King ♪ 180 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,596 ♪ You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King! ♪ 181 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:54,140 [chuckles] Usually go over people's heads. 182 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,392 ♪ And it is, it is a glorious Thing to be a Pirate King ♪ 183 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,644 ♪ It is! Hurrah For the Pirate King! ♪ 184 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,314 -Ooh, naughty. -♪ Hurrah for the Pirate... ♪ 185 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,317 [vocalizes] 186 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,360 -Eyes off my bum! -[audience laughing] 187 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:08,654 ♪ ...King! ♪ 188 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,868 Hurrah! 189 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,620 [audience cheers and applauds] 190 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,086 Whoo! 191 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,633 [tense music playing] 192 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:34,847 [Robbies whispering] You're useless. You're a disgrace! 193 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,892 You're a fucking nobody. 194 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,519 [objects clatter] 195 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,730 Look at you. 196 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:47,276 I fucking hate you. 197 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,571 [Robbie] My dad won five quid that night. 198 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,493 Although it might as well have been five million. 199 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:56,953 [exhales] 200 00:08:57,036 --> 00:09:00,665 Thank you very much. You have been wonderful... 201 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,167 and I've been Peter Will... 202 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,255 Conway. 203 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,298 I'm Peter Conway! 204 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,800 [audience cheers and applauds] 205 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,302 [Robbie] Not only did he change his name, 206 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,012 he changed his life. 207 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,475 One day, he went to watch the FA Cup Final. 208 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,144 Unfortunately, he didn't come back. 209 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,646 [singing] 210 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,898 [Robbie] The audience beckoned and he left us 211 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,693 to be one step closer to his gods. 212 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,989 ♪ Come on, hold my hand ♪ 213 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:37,868 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 214 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:42,665 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 215 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,795 ♪ This role I've been given ♪ 216 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:52,091 ♪ I sit and talk to God ♪ 217 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:57,346 ♪ He just laughs at my plans ♪ 218 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:02,184 ♪ My head speaks a language ♪ 219 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,772 ♪ I don't understand ♪ 220 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:13,362 ♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪ 221 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,741 ♪ Feel the love ever after ♪ 222 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,911 ♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪ 223 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,205 ♪ You can see it in my face ♪ 224 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,833 ♪ It's a real big place ♪ 225 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:32,882 ♪ I need to feel real love ♪ 226 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,718 ♪ And the love ever after ♪ 227 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,639 ♪ I cannot get enough ♪ 228 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:40,806 [horn honks] 229 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,899 Don't worry, Mum. We'll be all right. 230 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,196 Light 'em up. 231 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:02,036 ♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪ 232 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:05,206 ♪ Feel the home that I live in ♪ 233 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,543 ♪ 'Cause I've got Too much life ♪ 234 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,338 ♪ Runnin' through my veins ♪ 235 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:15,341 ♪ Going to waste ♪ 236 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:21,472 ♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪ 237 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:25,059 ♪ Feel the life ever after ♪ 238 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,688 ♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪ 239 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,273 ♪ You can see it in my face ♪ 240 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,859 ♪ It's a real big place ♪ 241 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,490 ♪ Come on, hold my hand ♪ 242 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,245 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 243 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,916 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 244 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,879 ♪ This role I've been given ♪ 245 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,592 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 246 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,764 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 247 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:09,311 ♪ I'm not sure I understand ♪ 248 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,111 [music fades] 249 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,449 [operatic fanfare playing] 250 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,716 [man] Next! 251 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,469 Take a pamphlet, sign the form, 252 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,721 and shut the door on your way out. 253 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,516 No, you're all right. 254 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,603 -I know what I'm gonna be. -Oh, aye? What's that, then? 255 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,313 Famous. 256 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,523 I'm gonna sing and dance. 257 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,859 I'm writing lyrics and all. 258 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,570 I've seen your grades, lad. 259 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,280 You can't rub two words together. 260 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,452 "The world is mine to claim 261 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,954 All I need is a fuckload of fame... 262 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,290 -[mouthing along] -Ooh, ooh, yeah" 263 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,877 Listen. Don't embarrass yourself, yeah? 264 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,755 This, it's not for you. 265 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,632 Keep your feet on the ground. 266 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,396 You might want to frame that. 267 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,900 -Tosser. -Next! 268 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,235 [upbeat music playing] 269 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,778 ♪ I've got the power! ♪ 270 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:41,987 Whoo! 271 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,952 Woo, woo, woo! Hey! 272 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,703 [grunting] 273 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,832 -Do it, Nate. -Fuck me. 274 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,083 You'd make a fucking awful stripper, you know that? 275 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,209 Fuck off! 276 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,420 That's my back-up plan. 277 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,339 Hey, you should come work with me. 278 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:01,924 Flint's always looking for people. 279 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,342 Isn't he that flashy cunt in the coupe? 280 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,636 Yeah, but he's proper. Double glazing. 281 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,304 Easy job, easy money. 282 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,265 How'd you meet him? 283 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,892 -Shagged his mum. -[chuckling] Fucking hell! 284 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,936 Ah, it's all right, he knows. 285 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,396 His dad wouldn't be best pleased, though. 286 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,564 [both laugh] 287 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,150 Fucking have that! 288 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,610 So have you told him about the trials? 289 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,571 -Naw. -Well, you better. 290 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,698 That scout was fucking excited. 291 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,408 I thought he was gonna blow you right there on the pitch. 292 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,993 -[imitates gobbling] -Fuck off. 293 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,995 -I'm not going to the trials. -[imitates gobbling] 294 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,955 -I'm not going to the trials. -Rubbish. 295 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,623 I'm not. 296 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,875 What? 297 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,419 Think of the money. 298 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,379 The supermodels. 299 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,923 The fans screaming for ya. 300 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,300 Yeah, I don't need all that fancy shit. 301 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,843 -Fucking hell, mate! -All right, calm down. 302 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,220 Well, you got a ticket to heaven! 303 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,222 And you're gonna stay here? 304 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,557 It's like you with your singing, innit? 305 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,684 Just do it 'cause I love it. 306 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,020 Who gives a fuck if you love it? 307 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:01,066 What matters is that other people love you doing it. 308 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,029 [Janet] You'll have to get yourself to school. 309 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,198 I can't face it. I got a bastard of a headache. 310 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,242 And an exam which you'd better have studied for. 311 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,077 Why do you think me head's pounding? 312 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,662 You'll have more than a pounding head if you haven't. 313 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,331 Oof! I love it when she talks dirty. 314 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,999 -[laughs] -You're going. 315 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,502 I'd take you, but I've got a million deliveries. 316 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,339 God knows I've already had one man lounging about. Not having another one. 317 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,506 [man on radio] A music manager in Manchester 318 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,549 -is holding auditions... -Shh. 319 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,717 Don't you bloody shush me! 320 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,177 Mum, hush! 321 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,303 [man on radio] The man behind the venture, 322 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,554 Nigel Martin Smith, 323 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,432 is creating a new boy band. 324 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,142 I didn't think you were interested in boy bands. 325 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,644 -Head to... -Mum, quick. Quick! 326 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,062 ...Vanity Modeling Agency this Saturday. 327 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,271 Quick, write it down. 328 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,190 -Doors open at 9 a.m. -This is it. 329 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,525 -This is it! -[chuckles gleefully] 330 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,944 [door bursts open] 331 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,987 [shouting] I'm gonna be fucking famous! 332 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,656 [neighbor] Shut up, ya tit! 333 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,783 Oh, fuck off, Glen! 334 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,578 ["La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens playing] 335 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,417 Whoo! Whoo! 336 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:04,171 He makes my tizzer go foo, he does. 337 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,261 [dancer singing along to song] 338 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,058 Thank you. 339 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,233 [whispers] Light 'em up. 340 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,868 I'm Robert. 341 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,705 Nigel Martin Smith was, for legal reasons, 342 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,958 an absolute sweetheart. 343 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,960 Well, go on, then. 344 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,545 [Robbie] And a first-class cunt. 345 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,755 -[suspenseful music playing] -[inhales] 346 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,887 ♪ A buzzard took a monkey For a ride in the air ♪ 347 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,932 ♪ The monkey thought that Everything was on the square ♪ 348 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,560 ♪ The buzzard tried to throw The monkey off of his back ♪ 349 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,145 ♪ The monkey Grabbed his neck ♪ 350 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,230 ♪ And said, "Now, listen, Jack ♪ 351 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,733 ♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪ 352 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,611 ♪ Straighten up And stay right ♪ 353 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,864 ♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪ 354 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:15,117 ♪ Cool down, Papa Don't you blow your top! ♪ 355 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,077 ♪ Ain't no use in that..." ♪ 356 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,787 [young Robbie whispering] He's bored of you. 357 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,664 Look at you! You've got no talent. 358 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,208 You're not fucking Sinatra. 359 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,836 ♪ "Straighten up and fly right ♪ 360 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,672 ♪ Cool down, Papa Don't you blow your top!" ♪ 361 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,924 Okay! That'll do, lad. 362 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,011 You do know this is a pop band? 363 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,889 Yeah. Tell you what, I'll do Milli Vanilli... 364 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,474 No. 365 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,104 Cheers, then. 366 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,776 [sighs] 367 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,653 -[quirky music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 368 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,616 So shall we tell them that that you found your man 369 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,326 and they can all fuck off home then, yeah? 370 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,704 No, don't you get up. 371 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,706 It'll be my pleasure. 372 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,959 And if I hadn't winked in that moment, 373 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,586 none of this would've happened. 374 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,340 I wouldn't even be here talking to ya. 375 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,053 Break a leg, you slags. 376 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,638 Cheeky little bastard. 377 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:18,972 [Robbie] He wouldn't know talent 378 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,641 if it jumped up and bit him on the cock. 379 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,434 It's only been a few hours, love. 380 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,728 He's got no eye for it, Nan! 381 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,438 You have to wait. 382 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,110 I fucked it. 383 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,028 [thumps on window] 384 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,572 He saw right through me. 385 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,825 I mean, look at me. 386 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,661 Do I look like a pop star to you? 387 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,996 [Nan] You look like you always look. 388 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:44,957 Exactly. 389 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,959 Like a talentless fuck 390 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,336 who's gonna die alone and fat 391 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,047 and be craned out of his shitpit in Stoke! 392 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,132 [sighs] 393 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,424 [telephone ringing] 394 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,343 [Robbie squeals] 395 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,636 Fuck, Nan! 396 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,972 -Hello? -[Peter] Youth? 397 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,724 Dad. 398 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,686 [Peter] Um, your voice is so low now, 399 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,646 thought I had the wrong number. 400 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,940 How are you, Dad? 401 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,317 [Peter] Never better, never better. 402 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,694 Now, listen. 403 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,280 I haven't got long, but I was thinking 404 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,074 how about you come visit? 405 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,742 Really? 406 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,703 [Peter] Yeah, why not? School holidays are coming up. 407 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,329 You should come see what the old man's been up to. 408 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,455 But... 409 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,249 -Yes. -I mean, yeah, definitely. 410 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,917 [Peter] Smashing. 411 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,335 -All right, I'd better go. -[crowd cheers over phone] 412 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,795 A full house waits for no man and all that. 413 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,172 It'll be good to see you, lad. 414 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,132 -Light 'em up, Da... -[line disconnects] 415 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,054 -Oh, Robert! -[chuckles] 416 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,434 -Come on! -[Nan laughing] 417 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,273 -Oh, love. -Bloody hell, Nan! 418 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,692 [Peter] Is everybody having a good time? 419 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,235 [audience] Yeah! 420 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,071 Peter can't hear you! You having a good time? 421 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,740 [audience] Yeah! 422 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,994 I was lucky enough to grace the stage with this next act 423 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,537 at a talent competition. 424 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,747 Yeah, I'll never forget it. 425 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:07,873 He gave me a five. 426 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,166 [audience gasps] 427 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,792 Oh, it was sadder than that. 428 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,419 Aw! 429 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,004 So please put your hands together 430 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,923 for the irresistible... 431 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,507 [audience gasps] 432 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,718 ...the irrepressible... 433 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,136 [audience gasps] 434 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,721 ...the irreplaceable... 435 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,805 Whoa! 436 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,766 I give him a 10 out of 10. 437 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,310 Mr. Terry Swinton! 438 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,646 [audience applauding] 439 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,482 I've warmed 'em up for you. 440 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:40,489 ♪ Oh, the shark has Pretty teeth, dear ♪ 441 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,825 Thought I was losing that stage-left table for a bit, 442 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,410 but, uh, I won them back, didn't I? 443 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,703 Oh, yeah. 444 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,499 Glad you reached out. 445 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,917 It was a shock, but, you know, 446 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,460 in a good way. 447 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,170 Thought it was about time, youth. 448 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,716 Hey, I forgot to tell you. 449 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,344 I'm joining this pop band. 450 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,263 Really? So, uh, when do you start? 451 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,890 Well, I mean, I'm not definitely in yet, but... 452 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,392 Oh. 453 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,309 Well, it's just I haven't heard back... 454 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,561 -Watch it! -Oh, sorry. 455 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,232 ♪ Now, Macky's spendin'... ♪ 456 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,317 Terry's the bollocks, isn't he? 457 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,653 Yeah. 458 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,701 Actually, you might want to keep that bed out for me. 459 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,369 Failed my exams. 460 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,413 Complete fucking balls-up. 461 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,999 Mum's gonna put me on the first bus back when I tell her. 462 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,208 [sighs] 463 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,629 Fucking hopeless. 464 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,882 You've got to learn from this. 465 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,635 -You're right. -All of this. 466 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,306 'Cause, you know, you're learning from the best. 467 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,560 [Terry] ♪ Look out, old Macky is back ♪ 468 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,770 [audience applauding] 469 00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,111 [Peter] Let's hear it, eh? 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. 470 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,658 [Robbie] Seeing my dad 471 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,327 surrounded by the stars of yesteryear 472 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,954 galvanized my need to become famous. 473 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,251 But I had a more immediate problem. 474 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,087 What's Mum gonna be like when I tell her I failed my exams? 475 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,757 Fucked up the rest of my life. 476 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,343 Did you have a good time? 477 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,761 Yeah. Smashing. 478 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,388 -How is he? -Great. 479 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,225 I, um... 480 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,644 I've got something to tell you. 481 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,813 So have I. 482 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,648 -I failed... -You're in that band. 483 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,485 -What? -You got in! 484 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,029 You're in that band! 485 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,448 [Robbie] Yeah! 486 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,618 And I never had to tell her I failed my exams. 487 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,286 Until now. [chuckles] 488 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,871 Sorry, Mum. 489 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:54,039 [clattering] 490 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:55,999 [Glen] Shut up, you tit! 491 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,168 Oh, fuck off, Glen! 492 00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,419 [dog barking] 493 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,962 Mother! 494 00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:05,592 [screaming gleefully] 495 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:08,011 Nigel was my introduction to the adult world. 496 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:11,014 He was fucking terrifying like Willy Wonka. 497 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,682 But what did I care? 498 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,143 I was 15, I was gonna have four older brothers 499 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,354 and we were gonna take over the world. 500 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,482 Howard Donald, panel beater. 501 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:24,611 If you got a dent on your car, Howard would pound it out. 502 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,614 Jason Orange was a featured dancer 503 00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:30,992 on a genre-defining TV music show called 504 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,078 The Hitman and Her. 505 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:36,289 Mark Owen. 506 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,708 Little Marco was... 507 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:40,710 lovely. 508 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,672 And then, of course... 509 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,008 [Nigel] Come here, you. 510 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,052 [Robbie] ...there was Gary Barlow. 511 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,804 And my first thought was, 512 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:53,181 "Who's this dickhead in those trainers? 513 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,684 They are so three years ago." 514 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,520 Gary was a genius. An actual genius. 515 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,647 ♪ Once upon a time I was falling in love... ♪ 516 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,524 [Robbie] He'd been playing the working men's clubs 517 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,234 since he was 12 years old 518 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,028 and was earning more money than his teachers. 519 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:10,031 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 520 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,616 [audience cheers and applauds] 521 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,161 [Robbie] Trouble was, Gary sang like an angel 522 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,912 -but he danced like a twat. -[dance music playing] 523 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,372 Pump in, out. 524 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,082 Sexy, sexy, seven, eight. 525 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,126 Hip, hip. You gotta bring the energy! 526 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,169 Come on! 527 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:23,712 Seven, eight, punch! 528 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,132 [Robbie] I recall thinking two things that day. 529 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,469 A fifth of the spotlight is better than nothing, 530 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:31,553 and... 531 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,724 if anyone from Stoke sees me, 532 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,642 I'm fucking dead. 533 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,227 [Jason] Gary dancing? I mean... 534 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,230 -[Gary] Robbie singing? -[Howard] Yeah, Robbie talking. 535 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,815 [Mark] Hey, don't smoke too much. 536 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,984 Tikka masalas all around, no coriander for the boys. 537 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,903 -Thank you. -No coriander? 538 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,696 [Robbie] Whenever Nigel took us out for dinner, 539 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:50,906 he would always say... 540 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,407 I'll put this on your account. 541 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,159 -[all laughing] -[Robbie] He wasn't joking. 542 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:55,702 He recouped it all. 543 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,746 Look around the table. 544 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,707 Go on. 545 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:05,587 In five years, we're all going to hate each other. 546 00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:10,342 But we'll be fucking rich. 547 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,053 -[all laughing] -Now, first things first. 548 00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:15,430 We work up our act, we take it on the road. 549 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,182 What about a record deal? 550 00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,392 Oh, that'll come. We'll get your demo sent out, 551 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:20,894 we'll let the bidding war begin. 552 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:24,147 -Yes. -But before that, 553 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:27,442 let's shore up your backstories. 554 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:31,154 Mark and Jason, you were in a breakdancing group together. 555 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:34,324 Gary and Howard, you were in a band called The Cutest Rush. 556 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,034 Was I the lead? 557 00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:37,536 You weren't then, my chicken, and you're not now. 558 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,579 -[all laughing] -Oh, fuck off! 559 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,915 Robert, you had a bit part in Brookside. 560 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,333 I was fucking great, wasn't I? 561 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,793 You were a bit much, frankly. 562 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,461 [laughing] 563 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,171 Nige, can't we just say I'm a songwriter? 564 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,631 I've got a ton of lyrics. 565 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,424 Well, I can hold my breath for two minutes 566 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,510 but I'm not trying to be a fucking submarine, am I? 567 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,053 [all laughing] 568 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:56,471 [cackles] 569 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,433 Gary writes the songs, yeah? 570 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,186 You lot toe the line. 571 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,856 And also, your name's not Robert anymore. 572 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,775 It's Robbie. 573 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,403 [waiter] Tuck in, lads. 574 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:12,946 [Robbie] I fucking hated the name Robbie. 575 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,365 But it was the single best thing Nigel did for me. 576 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,952 Robbie became a character. Something I could hide behind. 577 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:21,580 Oh, now, the name of the band. 578 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,123 [Howard] Nige, I've got a good one. 579 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,332 Kick It. 580 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,793 That's fucking awful! 581 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,712 [all laughing] 582 00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:31,548 I've already got the name and it's brilliant. 583 00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:33,925 -[camera shutter clicks] -And clench. 584 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,262 -Take That! -[camera shutter clicks] 585 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,055 [Nigel moans] 586 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,890 [Robbie] Initially, Nigel's plan was for us to be 587 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,142 a band for the gay scene. 588 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:44,394 [Nigel] All right, let's do this. 589 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:45,729 Just remember what you rehearsed. 590 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,314 Robbie, all right? 591 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,273 [Nigel] Don't be nervous. You all look amazing. 592 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:49,816 Light 'em up. 593 00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,610 [Nigel] Robbie, what you doing? Hurry up. 594 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,320 Don't keep 'em waiting. 595 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:54,821 [Robbie] Now, for years, 596 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:56,823 people have rumored about my sexuality. 597 00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:59,743 The worst one was that all my gay friends have slept with me 598 00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:01,244 and said I was crap. 599 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,746 I'm not bothered they said I slept with them. 600 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,456 These are my boys! 601 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,583 [Robbie] It's me being crap I'm worried about. 602 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,084 [Nigel] Play it loud! 603 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,295 [dance music playing] 604 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,554 ♪ Whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah! ♪ 605 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,015 ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪ 606 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,601 ♪ I thought I found love ♪ 607 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:29,272 ♪ With somebody else's girl Yeah ♪ 608 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,901 ♪ Walking 'round feeling So brokenhearted ♪ 609 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:36,154 ♪ Lost in a different world ♪ 610 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,827 [Robbie] That night I discovered a wonderland. 611 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:46,414 It was welcoming and non-judgmental. 612 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,459 I'd found my people. 613 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,545 I'd found the promised land. 614 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,883 For the entire first 18 months, 615 00:27:56,966 --> 00:28:00,095 we made £180 each. 616 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:04,265 We played gay club after gay club, 617 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,351 two a night, 618 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,019 until out of nowhere, 619 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,272 Nigel booked us a club full of girls. 620 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:16,945 ♪ Oh, I see heaven In your eyes for me, yeah ♪ 621 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:20,699 ♪ Oh, baby, now ♪ 622 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:24,160 ♪ I will give my loving Faithfully ♪ 623 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,870 [Robbie] You're gonna fucking listen! 624 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,873 Fucking useless prick. I'm warning you. 625 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:31,876 ♪ Heaven Sweet heaven, baby ♪ 626 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,422 ♪ On the wings of love ♪ 627 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,758 ♪ I found heaven Sweet heaven, baby ♪ 628 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,218 ♪ Heaven sent your strength To me ♪ 629 00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:43,179 ♪ On the wings of love ♪ 630 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,848 ♪ Sweet, sweet baby ♪ 631 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,933 [girls screaming] 632 00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:48,601 What? 633 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,021 What the fuck? 634 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,441 -Fuck, yeah! -[woman] Gorgeous! 635 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,694 -Fuck me! Fuck, yeah! -[yelling] 636 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:01,448 [whooping and cheering] 637 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:05,952 Did you hear that? 638 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,705 [Nigel] All right, settle down. Settle down. 639 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,416 Will you lot shut up? 640 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,501 I felt like Elvis but thin! 641 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,837 [Nigel] I've got good news. 642 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,714 Good news? 643 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:21,217 We've had some interest from a few record labels... 644 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,761 -Oh, fuck off. -...in London. 645 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,721 London? Yes! 646 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,014 That's absolutely fantastic. 647 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,474 [Robbie] Yes! Fucking yes! 648 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,517 -Thank you so much! -You deserve it. 649 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,436 You've all done really well. 650 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,606 Except for one of you. 651 00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,316 What? 652 00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,403 We all know who that is, don't we? 653 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,870 Robbie talked to a local reporter. 654 00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:52,415 "We're like the A-Team. 655 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,459 I'm the sexy talented one." 656 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:55,877 Who the fuck gave you... 657 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,170 I didn't know she was a reporter, Nige. 658 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:58,713 You know, I almost started to like you 659 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,924 but you've fucking ended that, haven't ya? 660 00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:04,135 -Fuck off. -What was that? 661 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,098 I think Robbie's developing 662 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,809 -a sense of humor, Nige. -[all laugh] 663 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:13,478 Do you think it'd be difficult to go to Stoke-on-Trent, 664 00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:17,106 get another scally with ratty hair and call him Robbie? 665 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,402 Right, the club wants us to do a meet-and-greet. 666 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,238 There's gonna be lots of girls in here 667 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,073 so let's get one thing clear. 668 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,449 Keep it in your pants. 669 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,327 No touching, no telephone numbers, 670 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:31,287 -no dating ever. -Touching? 671 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,664 -Nige! -Ever? 672 00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:34,374 Ever. 673 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:36,084 What's the point of bringing them up here? 674 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,419 Let's get this done. All right, bring 'em up. 675 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,964 -Nige! -[girls screaming] 676 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:48,429 I love you all. 677 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,807 Nigel had many rules for Take That. 678 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,433 And the most important 679 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,727 was that we always appeared attainable. 680 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:56,896 Safe sex is important. 681 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,940 [Robbie] He even made us do a Safer Sex tour 682 00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,109 for the Family Planning Association. 683 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:02,360 So, remember. 684 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:05,655 Don't be a fool, cover his tool. 685 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,116 [dance music playing] 686 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,617 [Robbie] Naturally, I took it all to heart. 687 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,994 [moaning] 688 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,579 I love the way you move, Gary. 689 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:15,206 [Robbie] I was happy to play Gary for the moment. 690 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,457 Wow. 691 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:17,959 I'm never washing me hands again. 692 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,335 Fuck me. 693 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,212 [panting] 694 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,714 -Oh, my God. -Yeah. 695 00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:25,925 Oh, my God. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. Quick! 696 00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:28,845 -Oh, that's it. -Gary, I already stopped. 697 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:31,014 [Robbie] And there it was. 698 00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,891 The one time in Nigel's life 699 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,642 he wasn't the biggest wanker in the room. 700 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,437 [moans, exhales] 701 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:40,648 [man] Right. 702 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,734 Straight up. 703 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:45,028 There's no appetite, want or need for boy bands. 704 00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:46,696 They died a death. 705 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,573 It's all grunge now. 706 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,579 [balls clinking] 707 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,999 -Did you hear our demo? -Yes. 708 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,714 These boys are going to take this country by storm. 709 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,883 And if you don't sign them right now, 710 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,009 I'll take them to another label 711 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,427 and you'll be the twat 712 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,346 that let the biggest band in history 713 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,640 slip through your pudgy fucking fingers. 714 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,437 You won't do any of that 715 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,314 'cause everyone else said no. 716 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,107 I only agreed to see you 717 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,944 because my daughter saw you boys live 718 00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:28,905 and she's obsessed. 719 00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:32,575 She assures me that you were amazing in the flesh. 720 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,953 So... 721 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,622 I'm gonna take a punt that you're right about these boys. 722 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:42,585 Now, which one of you is Gary? 723 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,879 [upbeat music playing] 724 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,423 That's me. I'm Gary. 725 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,928 ♪ Me with the floorshow ♪ 726 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,680 ♪ Kicking with your torso ♪ 727 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,473 ♪ Boys getting high And the girls even more so ♪ 728 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,517 ♪ Wave your hands If you're not with a man ♪ 729 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,018 ♪ Can I kick it? ♪ 730 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:00,436 ♪ Yes, you can! ♪ 731 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,896 -♪ I got... ♪ -♪ Funk ♪ 732 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:02,981 -♪ You got... ♪ -♪ Soul ♪ 733 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,024 ♪ We got everybody ♪ 734 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,985 ♪ I've got the gift Gonna stick it in the goal ♪ 735 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:09,070 ♪ When it's time To move your body ♪ 736 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,115 ♪ Babylon back in business ♪ 737 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,659 ♪ Can I get a witness ♪ 738 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,120 ♪ Every girl, every man ♪ 739 00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:21,666 ♪ Houston, do ya hear me? ♪ 740 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,960 ♪ Ground control Can you feel me? ♪ 741 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,713 ♪ Need permission to land ♪ 742 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:31,050 ♪ I don't wanna rock, D.J. ♪ 743 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:36,097 ♪ But you're making me feel So nice ♪ 744 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:40,184 ♪ When's it gonna stop, D.J.? ♪ 745 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,897 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up All night ♪ 746 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:47,900 Let's go, boys. 747 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,865 [whooping] 748 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,327 ♪ Singing in the classes Music for your masses ♪ 749 00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:00,788 ♪ Give no head No backstage passes ♪ 750 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,707 ♪ Have a proper giggle I'll be quite polite ♪ 751 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,959 ♪ But when I rock the mic I rock the mic right ♪ 752 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,462 ♪ You got no love And you're with the wrong man ♪ 753 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,714 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 754 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:12,133 ♪ If you can't get a girl But your best friend can ♪ 755 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,302 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 756 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,014 ♪ I don't wanna be sleazy ♪ 757 00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:20,058 ♪ Baby, just tease me ♪ 758 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,560 ♪ Got no family plan ♪ 759 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,939 ♪ Houston, do ya hear me? ♪ 760 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,233 ♪ Ground control Can you feel me? ♪ 761 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:31,986 ♪ Need permission to land ♪ 762 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:36,282 ♪ I don't wanna rock, D.J. ♪ 763 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:41,412 ♪ But you're making me feel So nice ♪ 764 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:45,458 ♪ When's it gonna stop, D.J.? ♪ 765 00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:50,463 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up All night ♪ 766 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:55,510 ♪ Pimping ain't easy ♪ 767 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:59,680 ♪ Most of 'em fleece me Every night ♪ 768 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,100 Yeah! Oh! Oh! 769 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,019 ♪ Pimping ain't easy ♪ 770 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,313 ♪ But if you're selling it ♪ 771 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:09,732 -♪ Selling it ♪ -♪ Selling it ♪ 772 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,151 ♪ It's all right ♪ 773 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:18,866 Come on! 774 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,119 ♪ I don't wanna rock ♪ 775 00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:26,958 ♪ But you're making me feel So nice ♪ 776 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,128 ♪ When's it gonna stop... ♪ 777 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,422 ♪ D.J.? ♪ 778 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:37,260 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up All night ♪ 779 00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:39,637 ♪ I don't wanna rock... ♪ 780 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:45,643 ♪ But you're making me Feel so... ♪ 781 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:48,646 ♪ Making me feel so nice ♪ 782 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:55,528 ♪ I don't wanna rock, D.J. ♪ 783 00:35:56,821 --> 00:36:00,825 ♪ But you're making me feel So nice ♪ 784 00:36:00,908 --> 00:36:04,787 ♪ When's it gonna stop, D.J.? ♪ 785 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:09,959 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up All night ♪ 786 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,420 ♪ I don't wanna rock... ♪ 787 00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:18,467 ♪ But you're making me feel So nice ♪ 788 00:36:19,468 --> 00:36:23,306 ♪ When's it gonna stop, D.J.? ♪ 789 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:28,311 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up All night ♪ 790 00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,604 -[music stops] -[all cheering] 791 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:32,690 [girls screaming] 792 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,071 Every day there's a new lot. 793 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,032 The coach brings 'em in, they come into the garden, 794 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:42,700 they nick the wood off the fence, 795 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,035 the clothes off the line. 796 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:46,245 Someone should do something about this. 797 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:47,705 Mum, they want this to happen. 798 00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:49,332 I went down the post office the other day 799 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:51,250 and someone called me a posh slag. 800 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,711 Oh, love, you're not posh. 801 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,213 -[giggling] -It's not funny. 802 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:57,006 I can't make my deliveries anymore. 803 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:58,841 I'm having to shut the business, Robert. 804 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,385 Guess who's recording the lead vocals for our new song? 805 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:03,888 [Nan] Mmm-hmm. 806 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:04,764 [Robbie] I'll get us out of this shithole 807 00:37:04,847 --> 00:37:06,766 and buy us a fortress. 808 00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:08,434 Just like Gary. 809 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:12,980 And why would I want a bigger house to hide in? 810 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,273 [girls cheering] 811 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,358 [Robbie] That was the first time 812 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,734 my mum closed the curtains. 813 00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:19,487 I'm going to bed if they'll let me. 814 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,822 [Robbie] She didn't open them for another 10 years. 815 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,866 Hey, love. 816 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,248 Where's my little Robert gone? 817 00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,751 I'm a popstar now. 818 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,797 Fat little Robert isn't gonna sell any albums, is he? 819 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,134 I'm just giving the people what they want. 820 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,512 -[upbeat music playing] -[girls cheering] 821 00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:53,646 I go onstage and act like a gladiator. 822 00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:56,524 And I pretend that the whole world is lucky to see me. 823 00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:00,861 And they all act accordingly. 824 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,703 They don't see what I see. 825 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,707 [Nan] Then stop. 826 00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,918 See, that's the craziest thing, Nan. 827 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:18,754 I can't. 828 00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:20,464 [girl] We love you, Robbie! 829 00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:24,510 [blows] 830 00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:26,095 Mwah! 831 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:29,348 Now fuck off. 832 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,725 [music stops] 833 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,227 [chuckles] I'm here at Take That HQ 834 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,063 with the man responsible for the band's success, 835 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,441 Nigel Martin Smith. 836 00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:40,568 -It's quite a display. -It is, yeah. 837 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:43,904 Yeah, we got Take That dolls, Take That calendars, 838 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,489 Take That pillows. 839 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,033 That's so you can sleep with Take That. 840 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,577 Just kidding. Probably cut that bit out. 841 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,704 For our ethnic fans, 842 00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:54,081 we have Take That babushka dolls. 843 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:57,168 Rob is inside Mark, who's inside Jason. 844 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,502 Jason's inside Howard 845 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,004 and they all fit snugly in Gary. 846 00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:01,172 [interviewer] That's quite cute. 847 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,676 [Gary] Lyrics? 848 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,764 Just some ideas. 849 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,225 Come on, then. Give us a look. 850 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,562 -Will I get a credit? -I don't know. 851 00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:18,314 Are they any good? 852 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,068 Wouldn't you like to know? 853 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:23,486 [indistinct chatter] 854 00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:24,612 Whatever. 855 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:27,573 At least pretend to give a toss. 856 00:39:27,656 --> 00:39:29,158 -What about all this? -Yeah. 857 00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,701 Are you kidding? 858 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,953 Do you have any idea how naff people think we are? 859 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,955 Fuck off, Robbie. They bloody love us. 860 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,999 Do you think Oasis does this shit? 861 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,502 We need to branch out. 862 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,754 Write something that's not so fucking cringeworthy. 863 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:43,756 And this coming from you? 864 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,383 I'm kid... 865 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,884 The one who only shines when the light's on him? 866 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,719 -Yo, all right, Gaz. -No, no, let him speak. 867 00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,846 You think you can just turn up, 868 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,390 scribble some worthless shit 869 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,266 and get your name next to mine in the song credits? 870 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,603 You add nothing to this. 871 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,565 Any of it. 872 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,359 [fast-tempo music playing] 873 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:06,737 ♪ Turn back the time To the days when ♪ 874 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,781 ♪ Our love was new ♪ 875 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,908 ♪ Do you remember? ♪ 876 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:14,412 ♪ No matter What was happening ♪ 877 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:16,163 ♪ I was there with you ♪ 878 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,165 All right, just hold it there for a second, thanks, Robbie. 879 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,708 That was better, yeah? 880 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,086 You're still a little behind, I'm afraid. 881 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:24,630 Oh, I've always liked a little behind. 882 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,842 Uh, what we might do, Robbie, is, erm, 883 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,718 we can just record it line by line, yeah? 884 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,178 And then we can just stitch it together later. 885 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,055 Nah, I can do it all at once. 886 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,890 Yeah, let's just... 887 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,350 Let's just go again. 888 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,977 Let's go. I've got it. [clears throat] 889 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,603 Sure thing, mate. 890 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:41,647 Here we go. 891 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,860 ♪ Turn back the time To the days when ♪ 892 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,611 ♪ Our love was new ♪ 893 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:49,613 ♪ Do you remember? ♪ 894 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:50,948 [speaking inaudibly] 895 00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:53,451 ♪ No matter what was happening ♪ 896 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,744 ♪ I was there with you ♪ 897 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:57,538 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 898 00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:01,417 ♪ But if we all stand up For what we believe ♪ 899 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:04,503 ♪ And maybe live within Our possibilities ♪ 900 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,672 [whispering] You're worthless. You can't do what Gary does. 901 00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:09,258 They're all laughing at ya. 902 00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:12,386 ♪ So, baby Don't turn away, lis... ♪ 903 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,138 That's great, thanks. Thanks, Robbie. 904 00:41:14,221 --> 00:41:16,765 -Just give us one wee sec, yeah? -Fuck me. 905 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,314 -[laughing] -[breathing heavily] 906 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,955 I think we might have it there, mate. 907 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,749 Thank you. 908 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:44,001 -[Gary] Okay, great. -[man] Let's go, Gaz. 909 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,505 Cheers. Cheers, Robbie. 910 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,674 Give it a sec, Gary, before you head in there. 911 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,343 -[Nigel] Oh, my God. -[Gary] Did your best. 912 00:41:52,426 --> 00:41:54,678 [Nigel] Yeah, you know, and now I feel like the bad guy. 913 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:07,107 -[music playing] -[laughter] 914 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:11,779 Gary Barlow, ladies and gentlemen. 915 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,906 [Gary singing] 916 00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:15,824 [Nigel] It's already good! 917 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,368 Fucking hell, the difference! 918 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:18,369 [man] It's like night and day, isn't it? 919 00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:20,412 Yeah. Thank you. 920 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,582 Oh, this is a hit. 921 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,673 [Robbie] I didn't know it 922 00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:32,174 but I was suffering from depression. 923 00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:34,677 I hate that phrase, "suffering from depression." 924 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,845 Sounds so Scarlett O'Hara. 925 00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:38,556 [in high-pitched voice] "I do declare, Mister Butler, 926 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,599 I have been suffering with a bout of depression." 927 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,685 [in normal voice] Clinically depressed is better. 928 00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,478 Way more lab-coaty. 929 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,813 Dad. 930 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,439 Here he is! Here he is! 931 00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:48,899 I didn't know you were in tow... 932 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,360 -[screams] Oh, my God! -I told ya, didn't I? 933 00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:52,570 You owe me a pint, love. 934 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,572 Can I get a photo? 935 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:57,116 Yeah, of course you can! I'll take it for ya. 936 00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:00,703 Okay, here we go. 937 00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:03,914 -Say "fuzzy pickle." -Fuzzy pickle. 938 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:07,001 -[chuckles] -Lovely. Thank you so much. 939 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:08,252 Hey, did you want one with me in it? 940 00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,129 Great idea, yeah. 941 00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:12,006 Of course you do. Come on. 942 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,924 Look at that, eh? Peas in a pod. 943 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,634 [chuckles] 944 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,220 Can I lose you... use you... 945 00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,347 Can I use your loo? 946 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,808 -Yeah. -It's a number two. 947 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,728 Be my guest. 948 00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:27,688 -Oh, my God. -Yeah, go. 949 00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:28,897 [Peter chuckles] 950 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,401 -[woman squeals] -She seems nice. 951 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,237 Oh, yeah, terrific. Terrific! 952 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:37,448 You know they've cordoned off the whole street, don't ya? 953 00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:39,033 -There's girls everywhere. -[girls cheering] 954 00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:40,784 They're not playing nice, are they? 955 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,995 It's like a bloodsport out there. 956 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,123 I told the security lads you were my son. 957 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,208 I nearly got torn apart! 958 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,918 You in town for long? 959 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:52,921 No, no, just passing through. Back home tonight. 960 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:56,342 After I collect my pint. [chuckles lightly] 961 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:58,510 -Wish I knew you were coming. -What's this? 962 00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:00,638 -Nothing. -Prozac? 963 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,891 What have you got to mope about? 964 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:05,267 You boys are flying! 965 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:06,644 Bloody Brits nomination. 966 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,812 I've been telling everyone about that. 967 00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:11,815 I know. It's just... 968 00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:14,318 [inhales sharply] 969 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,904 It's all a bit overwhelming, Dad, you know. 970 00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:21,575 It's like I can't keep track of who I am anymore. 971 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,702 Well, go and ask that lot out there. 972 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:26,038 They know exactly who you are. 973 00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:27,498 The other lads, you'd be hard pressed 974 00:44:27,581 --> 00:44:29,375 to pick 'em out of a police lineup. 975 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:31,669 Well, not Gary, obviously, 'cause he's the creative one. 976 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,921 But you, 977 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,632 you're living the dream, youth. 978 00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:37,925 [woman] We love you, Robbie! 979 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,927 How can you not know who you are 980 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,972 when there are thousands of people screaming your name? 981 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:47,267 [toilet flushes] 982 00:44:52,147 --> 00:44:53,732 [man 1] Jesus, Rob! 983 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,150 -What'd he take? -[man 2] We don't know. 984 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,069 Could be anything. Hold the show until I say. 985 00:44:57,152 --> 00:44:59,655 -[man 3] No, no, no. -You were an afterthought. 986 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:02,241 Couldn't sing, couldn't dance. 987 00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:04,368 Looks? Five at best. 988 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:09,456 Everything you have, everything, I've given you. 989 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,793 And you don't deserve any of it. 990 00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,211 [upbeat track plays] 991 00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:15,963 Oh, fucking hell! 992 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:21,552 -[Gary] Do we go on? -Are you fucking retarded? 993 00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:23,387 I fucking told 'em. 994 00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:25,055 All right, get in position. 995 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,266 -[Howard] Fucking hell, Nige. -I said get in position now! 996 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:28,475 Get up, get up! 997 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:32,062 Wake up, you fucking baby! 998 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,856 [Gary] Okay, guys, follow my lead! 999 00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:36,608 All of this because of a fucking wink. 1000 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:40,112 [audience cheering] 1001 00:45:44,491 --> 00:45:48,871 ♪ Help me escape This feeling of insecurity ♪ 1002 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,081 ♪ Ha ha ♪ 1003 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,792 ♪ I need you so much ♪ 1004 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,795 ♪ But I don't think You really need me ♪ 1005 00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,381 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1006 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:03,552 ♪ But if we all stand up In the name of love ♪ 1007 00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:07,723 ♪ And state the case Of what we're dreaming of ♪ 1008 00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:10,684 ♪ I've got to say I only dream of you ♪ 1009 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,479 ♪ But like a thief In the night ♪ 1010 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:17,691 ♪ You took away the love That I knew ♪ 1011 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,277 ♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪ 1012 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,905 ♪ Relight my fire ♪ 1013 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:28,035 ♪ Your love is my only desire ♪ 1014 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,621 ♪ Relight my fire ♪ 1015 00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:34,541 ♪ 'Cause I need ♪ 1016 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,835 ♪ Your love ♪ 1017 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,386 Whoo! [chuckles] 1018 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,931 Passed out? That's a new low. 1019 00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:50,265 It was a dodgy curry. 1020 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:51,517 Your job is simple. 1021 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,268 Sing the harmonies and toe the line. 1022 00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:54,353 You'd like that, wouldn't ya? 1023 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:56,522 Know your place. 1024 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:58,148 You're making us look like fucking idiots. 1025 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:06,448 ♪ Turn back the time To the days when ♪ 1026 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,033 Oh, fuck! 1027 00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:11,620 ♪ Our love was new Do you remember? ♪ 1028 00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:14,790 ♪ No matter what was happening ♪ 1029 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:16,500 ♪ I was there with you ♪ 1030 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:18,836 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1031 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:22,881 ♪ But if we all stand up For what we believe ♪ 1032 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,926 ♪ And maybe live Within our possibilities ♪ 1033 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:30,305 ♪ The world will be wild For the dream ♪ 1034 00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:32,683 ♪ So, baby, don't turn away ♪ 1035 00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:36,019 ♪ Listen to what I got to say ♪ 1036 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:38,897 [crowd] ♪ Uh-huh, huh ♪ 1037 00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:42,067 ♪ Relight my fire ♪ 1038 00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:45,487 ♪ 'Cause I need ♪ 1039 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,407 ♪ Oh, I need ♪ 1040 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:51,326 ♪ Your love ♪ 1041 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:55,622 -[music stops] -[audience cheering] 1042 00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:00,043 [upbeat music plays] 1043 00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:11,930 [Robbie] Because he writes all the songs, 1044 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,474 Gary makes all the money. 1045 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:16,351 He's got a mansion in the north of England 1046 00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:18,270 with a driveway full of cars. 1047 00:48:18,353 --> 00:48:19,646 Fuck me. 1048 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:20,731 And a butler. 1049 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,775 While I'm still living at Mum's. 1050 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,819 He's Elton now. 1051 00:48:27,237 --> 00:48:28,739 [sniffs] 1052 00:48:28,822 --> 00:48:30,949 And they're all waiting for me in the garden. 1053 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:32,159 It's to talk about the problem. 1054 00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:33,327 And I am the problem. 1055 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:34,369 Whoo! 1056 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:36,455 [swing creaking] 1057 00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:46,465 Robbie, so... 1058 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,594 Well, we've all been having a think. 1059 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:54,056 And we'd quite like to do the next tour as a... 1060 00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:56,975 as a four-piece. 1061 00:48:57,893 --> 00:48:59,853 [Jason] Just to see if we can do it. 1062 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,481 [Howard] Yeah, to see if we can do it. 1063 00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:05,734 Perhaps you could focus on some of that solo material you've been working on. 1064 00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:07,569 [Gary] To be honest, Rob, 1065 00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:09,947 we've been doing it as a four-piece for a while. 1066 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,285 I think you should. 1067 00:49:18,997 --> 00:49:20,082 That it, then? 1068 00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:24,628 Yeah. 1069 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,798 Whee! 1070 00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:39,518 Can I take this? 1071 00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:43,355 Yeah, Rob, if you want. 1072 00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:45,065 [grunts] 1073 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,118 This is it! 1074 00:49:56,201 --> 00:49:59,579 This is the end! 1075 00:50:00,789 --> 00:50:03,083 [vocalizes eerie note] 1076 00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:05,419 [chuckling] 1077 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,814 [engine turning over] 1078 00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:28,567 [chuckles] 1079 00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:30,610 [engine sputters and bursts] 1080 00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:33,196 -[grunts] -[engine starts] 1081 00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:42,539 [glass smashes] 1082 00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:53,675 [Robbie] ♪ So unimpressed but so in awe ♪ 1083 00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:59,723 ♪ Such a saint, such a whore ♪ 1084 00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:05,479 ♪ So self-aware So full of shit ♪ 1085 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:11,568 ♪ So indecisive, so adamant ♪ 1086 00:51:11,651 --> 00:51:16,698 ♪ I'm contemplating Thinking about thinking ♪ 1087 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,701 ♪ It's overrated ♪ 1088 00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:22,329 ♪ Just get another drink in ♪ 1089 00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:24,372 [indistinct chatter] 1090 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:27,209 ♪ Watch me come undone ♪ 1091 00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:31,588 ♪ They're selling razor blades And mirrors in the streets ♪ 1092 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:34,007 [screaming] 1093 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:37,886 ♪ I pray That when I'm coming down You'll be asleep ♪ 1094 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:43,350 ♪ If I ever hurt you Your revenge'll be so sweet ♪ 1095 00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:45,894 ♪ Because I'm scum ♪ 1096 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:47,729 ♪ And I'm your son ♪ 1097 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:50,982 ♪ I come undone ♪ 1098 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,488 ♪ I come undone ♪ 1099 00:51:58,740 --> 00:51:59,991 [announcer 1] Fans are still reeling 1100 00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,451 from the announcement on Monday 1101 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,745 that Robbie Williams has split from Take That. 1102 00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:05,080 [announcer 2] Helpline switchboards, 1103 00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:06,915 set up after reports of suicides, 1104 00:52:06,998 --> 00:52:09,751 have been flooded by tearful Take That fans. 1105 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,837 [announcer 3] ...including seven number one hits. 1106 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,421 [announcer 4] He has built up a reputation 1107 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,257 as a party animal. 1108 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:18,051 ♪ So rock 'n' roll So corporate suit ♪ 1109 00:52:20,762 --> 00:52:24,141 ♪ So damn ugly, so damn cute ♪ 1110 00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:29,688 -♪ So well trained, so animal ♪ -[horn blaring] 1111 00:52:32,274 --> 00:52:35,360 ♪ So need your love So fuck you all! ♪ 1112 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:42,868 ♪ I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to ♪ 1113 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:47,706 ♪ If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you ♪ 1114 00:52:47,789 --> 00:52:50,041 ♪ I come undone ♪ 1115 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:54,504 ♪ They're selling razor blades And mirrors in the streets ♪ 1116 00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:02,596 ♪ I pray That when I'm coming down You'll be asleep ♪ 1117 00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,348 [music building, slows] 1118 00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:14,524 [men singing] ♪ Wembley, Wembley ♪ 1119 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:18,445 ♪ We're the famous Man United And we're going to Wembley ♪ 1120 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:19,946 [Robbie] ♪ If I ever hurt you ♪ 1121 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,657 ♪ Your revenge'll be so sweet ♪ 1122 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:24,784 ♪ Because I'm scum ♪ 1123 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:27,329 ♪ But I'm your son ♪ 1124 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:29,623 -♪ I come un... ♪ -[tires screech] 1125 00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:50,393 [fan 1] How could you do this? 1126 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,395 [fan 2] We need you, Robbie! 1127 00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:54,606 [fan 3] Don't go! 1128 00:53:54,689 --> 00:53:56,942 -[fan 4] Robbie, don't do this! -[fan 5] Please! 1129 00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:58,860 [fan 6] Don't leave! 1130 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,196 [voices merge, stop] 1131 00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,955 [Robbie] The cheeky member of Take That 1132 00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:11,456 is now the fucked-up, messy one 1133 00:54:11,539 --> 00:54:13,333 who's gone and broken up the band. 1134 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:14,960 [grunting] 1135 00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:17,045 And people hate me for it. 1136 00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:22,634 But really they're only saying what I think about myself. 1137 00:54:22,717 --> 00:54:24,469 [screams] 1138 00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:28,014 I've a raging cocaine habit, I'm a full-blown alcoholic, 1139 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:29,349 and I'm 21. 1140 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:31,935 [ice cracks] 1141 00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:34,562 I think I was always going to be an alcoholic or an addict. 1142 00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:37,148 I just had the money and the means to get there quicker. 1143 00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:41,611 But I'm also incredibly competitive. 1144 00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:44,614 I mean, I've no idea 1145 00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:47,158 how I'm going to pull off a solo career. 1146 00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:50,912 But there's an energy to revenge 1147 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:54,124 and it's very, very seductive. 1148 00:54:54,207 --> 00:54:57,752 [crowd] Nine, eight, seven, six, five, 1149 00:54:57,836 --> 00:55:01,047 four, three, two, one! 1150 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:04,342 Happy New Year! 1151 00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:09,556 [cheering] 1152 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,224 [upbeat music playing] 1153 00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:27,073 It's gonna happen. 1154 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,284 No ifs, no buts, no left, no right. 1155 00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:30,994 Just straight ahead. 1156 00:55:34,956 --> 00:55:37,584 [inhales, exhales sharply] 1157 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,627 I'm gonna be fucking massive. 1158 00:55:40,795 --> 00:55:43,006 [woman] A massive what? 1159 00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:44,758 Fuck! Scared the shit out of me! 1160 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:47,260 Well, you said you wanted to be massive. 1161 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:50,013 Oh! Well, I was just, um, 1162 00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,098 wishing for a little extra girth. 1163 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,641 [chuckles] 1164 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,269 What is it you do? 1165 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,687 Oh, yeah. 1166 00:56:00,774 --> 00:56:02,567 Oh, sorry, should I already know that? 1167 00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:05,111 No. No, no, no, no. [chuckles sheepishly] 1168 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,197 [sputters] I'm a singer and songwriter. 1169 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:08,823 Really? 1170 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:10,200 Yeah, just starting out on me own. 1171 00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:12,994 -I was in Take That and it... -The boy band? 1172 00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:14,746 [laughing] 1173 00:56:16,581 --> 00:56:18,249 Oh, don't mind me. 1174 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:19,542 Sorry! 1175 00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,128 No, you're all right. 1176 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:25,048 I mean, that is why I left. 1177 00:56:25,131 --> 00:56:28,760 Dancing around in the background like a camp sadomasochist. 1178 00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:30,678 I mean, if I'm gonna look like a tosser, 1179 00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:32,680 I might as well do it downstage center. 1180 00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:34,265 So it's all about the spotlight? 1181 00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:37,685 Wow, not even any lube, just full fist. 1182 00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:39,062 I'm just saying. 1183 00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:40,355 If you're gonna start out on your own, 1184 00:56:40,438 --> 00:56:42,232 you might as well be honest about why. 1185 00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:44,943 -Shit, you a journalist? -Fuck, no. 1186 00:56:45,026 --> 00:56:47,153 I'm just curious. 1187 00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:49,906 I'm not sure you'd understand. 1188 00:56:49,989 --> 00:56:51,658 Try me. 1189 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,663 You know, I was given the golden ticket 1190 00:56:56,746 --> 00:56:59,791 but it felt like I was bound and gagged for the last five years. 1191 00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:01,251 -And not in a hot way, either. -[chuckles] 1192 00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:03,169 In like a battery to the scrotum sort of way. 1193 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,130 [laughing] 1194 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:08,883 I don't know, sexy, mysterious masked lady. 1195 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:10,552 -[clicks tongue] -[snorts] 1196 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:13,012 I guess I just reached a point where I want to prove 1197 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,807 I can make it on my own. 1198 00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:17,559 Prove to who? 1199 00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:20,854 Everyone. 1200 00:57:23,189 --> 00:57:24,482 See? [chuckles] 1201 00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:26,151 I told you you wouldn't understand. 1202 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,402 [woman chuckles] 1203 00:57:29,195 --> 00:57:30,864 Aw, fuck me! 1204 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:32,824 [laughing] 1205 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,411 Nicole Appleton. 1206 00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:38,580 She and her sister were members 1207 00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:40,373 of the girl band All Saints. 1208 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,208 Their manager was a cunt, too. 1209 00:57:44,002 --> 00:57:45,837 She was absolutely lovely, 1210 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,090 with the single worst taste in men. 1211 00:57:50,508 --> 00:57:52,343 Yeah, you all right? 1212 00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:56,764 Fame is so fucking weird, isn't it? 1213 00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:58,683 [scoffs] 1214 00:57:58,766 --> 00:58:00,268 It's like that uneasy feeling you get 1215 00:58:00,351 --> 00:58:01,394 when they bring the cake out and the whole restaurant 1216 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,271 sings "Happy Birthday" to you. 1217 00:58:03,354 --> 00:58:05,398 And you can't wait until "Happy Birthday" stops being sung. 1218 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:10,153 I mean, people are doing a really nice thing 1219 00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,822 but you just want it to stop so you can... 1220 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:14,866 Eat the fucking cake. 1221 00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:18,286 Yeah. 1222 00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:22,540 [chuckles] 1223 00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:24,667 Now you've got your gag off, 1224 00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:26,294 what are you gonna say? 1225 00:58:26,377 --> 00:58:27,420 [inhales deeply] 1226 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,631 -I've got some lyrics. -Oh? 1227 00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:30,924 I mean, they're basically different takes 1228 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,175 on how much I hate myself. 1229 00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:34,093 -So a Christmas album, then? -[laughs] 1230 00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:37,847 I'm not sure about an album. 1231 00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:40,600 At the moment, I'd just like to write one good song. 1232 00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:42,185 [Nicole chuckles] 1233 00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:44,145 -You're overthinking it. -Mmm? 1234 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:47,899 Just write about whatever's in front of you. 1235 00:58:47,982 --> 00:58:52,028 ♪ I've got a boat But mine's made of rubber ♪ 1236 00:58:52,111 --> 00:58:54,489 ♪ I cut a hole in the back ♪ 1237 00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:57,075 ♪ And used my cock As a rudder ♪ 1238 00:58:57,158 --> 00:58:58,284 [laughing] 1239 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,328 Yes, it's a hit! 1240 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:04,332 See? You're gonna be massive in no time. 1241 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,210 [laughs] 1242 00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:09,087 ♪ I was her ♪ 1243 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:11,881 ♪ She was me ♪ 1244 00:59:14,425 --> 00:59:16,886 ♪ We were one ♪ 1245 00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:21,015 ♪ We were free ♪ 1246 00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:28,481 ♪ If there's somebody Calling me on ♪ 1247 00:59:32,026 --> 00:59:33,736 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1248 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:35,947 [soft music playing] 1249 00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:43,580 ♪ If there's somebody Calling me on ♪ 1250 00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:46,249 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1251 00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:52,714 ♪ We were young ♪ 1252 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:56,092 ♪ We were wrong ♪ 1253 00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,720 ♪ We were fine ♪ 1254 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:02,557 ♪ All along ♪ 1255 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:08,104 [both] ♪ And if there's Somebody calling me on ♪ 1256 01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,857 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1257 01:00:16,904 --> 01:00:19,240 ♪ When you get to Where you want to go ♪ 1258 01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,159 ♪ And you know the things You want to know ♪ 1259 01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:26,789 ♪ You're smiling ♪ 1260 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:31,294 [Nicole] ♪ When you say What you want to say ♪ 1261 01:00:31,377 --> 01:00:35,048 ♪ And you know the way You want to play ♪ 1262 01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:36,633 [both] ♪ You'll be so high ♪ 1263 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:42,722 ♪ You'll be flying ♪ 1264 01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:44,849 ♪ Though the sea ♪ 1265 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,727 ♪ Will be strong ♪ 1266 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:50,855 ♪ I know we'll ♪ 1267 01:00:52,106 --> 01:00:54,108 ♪ Carry on ♪ 1268 01:00:54,192 --> 01:01:00,490 ♪ 'Cause if there's somebody Calling me on ♪ 1269 01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:03,826 [Nicole] ♪ He's the one ♪ 1270 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:13,336 [Robbie] ♪ If there's somebody Calling me on ♪ 1271 01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:16,506 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1272 01:01:21,302 --> 01:01:23,471 [both] ♪ When you get to Where you want to go ♪ 1273 01:01:23,554 --> 01:01:25,932 ♪ And you know the things You want to know ♪ 1274 01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:31,771 ♪ You're smiling ♪ 1275 01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:35,650 ♪ When you say What you want to say ♪ 1276 01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:39,529 ♪ And you know the way You want to play ♪ 1277 01:01:39,612 --> 01:01:41,114 ♪ You'll be so high ♪ 1278 01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:47,537 ♪ You'll be flying ♪ 1279 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:55,253 [inaudible] 1280 01:01:55,336 --> 01:01:57,463 [instrumental music continues] 1281 01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:07,325 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1282 01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:11,996 ♪ He's the one ♪ 1283 01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:17,585 [music fades] 1284 01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:24,717 [mellow music playing] 1285 01:03:42,443 --> 01:03:44,654 [Robbie singing lyrics softly] 1286 01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:51,619 [upbeat music playing] 1287 01:03:51,702 --> 01:03:53,621 Here we go. I'm excited. 1288 01:03:53,704 --> 01:03:55,206 It's not a competition, girls. 1289 01:03:55,289 --> 01:03:57,291 It's just hard work and you've put that in. 1290 01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:00,711 Here. 1291 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:02,797 This place is posh as fuck. 1292 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,549 You know, I've just seen fucking Bono in the toilet. 1293 01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:06,384 -Had a look. -Mmm? 1294 01:04:06,467 --> 01:04:09,720 [Nate laughing] Tiny. 1295 01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:12,723 Yeah, you've missed me, haven't you? Ah, 'course you have. 1296 01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:15,101 Mmm. 1297 01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:17,812 Hey, so, you know my girlfriend, Kayleigh? 1298 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,566 -Kayleigh. -One with the club foot. 1299 01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:24,277 No, she hasn't got a club foot. No, her pelvis is out. 1300 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,614 Anyway, she's up the duff. 1301 01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:31,033 I'm gonna be a dad. 1302 01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:36,747 [inhales deeply] 1303 01:04:36,831 --> 01:04:38,624 That's amazing. 1304 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,626 Just surprised the little thing still works! 1305 01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,086 Fuck off! 1306 01:04:42,169 --> 01:04:43,379 -Shut up, here it is! -[DJ] The wait is over. 1307 01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:45,172 -Coming in at number one. -[shushing] 1308 01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:48,134 It's new. It's brilliant. It's... 1309 01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:49,969 "Never Ever" by All Saints! 1310 01:04:50,052 --> 01:04:51,637 [all cheering] 1311 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:55,600 [all clapping] 1312 01:04:57,768 --> 01:04:59,604 [laughs] 1313 01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:02,023 Whoo! 1314 01:05:02,106 --> 01:05:03,941 Come on! [laughs] 1315 01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:09,280 -I can't believe it. -Well done, babe. 1316 01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:11,032 You deserve it. 1317 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:12,950 It'll be your turn next. 1318 01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:17,788 [executive] Nicole, give us a few words. 1319 01:05:19,832 --> 01:05:22,460 [all cheering] 1320 01:05:22,543 --> 01:05:25,129 Okay. [exhales] I just... 1321 01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:26,923 I can't believe we did it. 1322 01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:29,717 -Number fucking one! -[all cheering] 1323 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,178 To everyone who's supported us through the years, 1324 01:05:32,261 --> 01:05:33,804 you're family and we love you. 1325 01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:35,848 [cheering continues] 1326 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:37,808 [cork pops] 1327 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:40,686 And to my... 1328 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:44,732 to my best friends, 1329 01:05:44,815 --> 01:05:46,984 having a number one is amazing. 1330 01:05:47,068 --> 01:05:49,570 But getting to celebrate it together, it's the best. 1331 01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:51,781 [Robbie] Liam Gallagher was the lead singer of Oasis, 1332 01:05:51,864 --> 01:05:53,574 the biggest band on the planet. 1333 01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:54,951 I'm in love with their songs. 1334 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:56,577 I'm in love with the lyrics, 1335 01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:58,996 I'm in love with how provocative they are, 1336 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,414 I'm just totally in love with them. 1337 01:06:00,498 --> 01:06:02,625 And I want to be them. 1338 01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:05,127 Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac. 1339 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:07,588 It means even ugly people can get laid. 1340 01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,633 Mind you, guitars do that too. 1341 01:06:10,716 --> 01:06:12,426 What's all that about, then? 1342 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:14,053 -Got a number one. -Is that all? 1343 01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:16,180 Fucking hell, if I orgasmed 1344 01:06:16,263 --> 01:06:18,015 every time I had a number one, I'd be fucking dry. 1345 01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:19,642 -Yeah. -[guitar strumming] 1346 01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:22,144 You listen to this cunt. "Yeah." 1347 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,397 Like he fucking knows what we're fucking talking about. 1348 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:27,233 You want a number one, you should've stayed Gary's backup dancer. 1349 01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:29,068 [all laugh] 1350 01:06:29,151 --> 01:06:30,945 Guess who's had the largest ever demand 1351 01:06:31,028 --> 01:06:32,989 for concert tickets in British history? 1352 01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:35,366 -Me. -And the band. 1353 01:06:35,449 --> 01:06:37,493 Knebworth, right? 1354 01:06:37,576 --> 01:06:40,121 125,000 fucking screaming cunts. 1355 01:06:40,204 --> 01:06:41,497 That's insane. 1356 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,999 It's how you know you've made it. 1357 01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:45,001 -Fucking knobhead. -[laughter] 1358 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,253 [Robbie] Me and Liam wouldn't always be so cuddly. 1359 01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:50,423 Would anybody like to see me fight Liam? 1360 01:06:50,506 --> 01:06:52,425 [audience cheering] 1361 01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:54,927 Liam, 100 grand of your money, 1362 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,804 100 grand of my money. 1363 01:06:56,887 --> 01:06:58,264 We'll get in the ring, and we'll have the fight, 1364 01:06:58,347 --> 01:06:59,974 and you can all watch it on TV. 1365 01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:01,726 What do you think about that? 1366 01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,352 Now, are you gonna do it 1367 01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,563 or are you gonna pussy out, you fucking wimp? 1368 01:07:06,939 --> 01:07:10,067 Thankfully, he wasn't in the country at the time. 1369 01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:14,655 Knebworth. 1370 01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:16,407 [glass shattering] 1371 01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:18,242 Come on, let's go. This is shit. 1372 01:07:18,325 --> 01:07:19,660 [sticks clatter] 1373 01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:21,704 -Nice chatting to you, Noel. -Fuck off, cunt. 1374 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:28,419 Hey, twinkletoes. You coming or what? 1375 01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:31,505 Yeah. Come on. 1376 01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:38,179 [indistinct chatter] 1377 01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:39,930 ["Never Ever" by All Saints playing] 1378 01:07:43,809 --> 01:07:45,394 [Robbie chuckles] 1379 01:07:47,188 --> 01:07:49,482 Good evening, Knebworth. 1380 01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:51,192 You all look gorgeous tonight. 1381 01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:54,403 Here's one from me new album. 1382 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,030 Thank you very much. 1383 01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:59,075 Hiya. 1384 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,745 Fuck me! Aren't you Miss Number One 1385 01:08:02,828 --> 01:08:05,081 of United Kingdom of Britain? 1386 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:06,207 [chuckles] 1387 01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:07,666 -Maybe. -Mmm-hmm. 1388 01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:11,712 And where did you end up? 1389 01:08:11,796 --> 01:08:13,714 Got kidnapped by Liam Gallagher. 1390 01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:15,341 Oh. 1391 01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:17,384 And you looked like you were having a good enough time. 1392 01:08:17,468 --> 01:08:18,844 [chuckles] 1393 01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:22,098 Anyway... [sniffles] 1394 01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:24,892 I was just trying to make sense of it. 1395 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,311 Of what? 1396 01:08:28,729 --> 01:08:29,897 "Never Ever." 1397 01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:37,613 What, you don't... you don't like our song? 1398 01:08:37,696 --> 01:08:39,240 No, it's fine. 1399 01:08:39,323 --> 01:08:41,283 I mean, I'm not sure it's a number one, but... 1400 01:08:43,577 --> 01:08:46,122 Well, people seem to like it. 1401 01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:47,957 It would be nice if my fianc... 1402 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,459 You screaming, jumping around, 1403 01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:53,379 making fucking speeches. 1404 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:56,257 And all that bullshit about family. 1405 01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:58,926 It's not bullshit. It's everything to me. 1406 01:08:59,009 --> 01:09:00,511 Right. 1407 01:09:00,594 --> 01:09:02,304 So did you tell them that you gave up our family 1408 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:03,931 to get that number one, then? 1409 01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:07,434 [smacks lips] Nah. 1410 01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:10,437 Bet you left that bit out your little speech, didn't ya? 1411 01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:13,023 Huh. 1412 01:09:15,901 --> 01:09:18,070 You're so fucking ugly when you're wasted. 1413 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:22,199 -Well, I'll be sober tomorrow. -Oh, and won't that be nice? 1414 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:25,161 I can't believe I had to tell everyone that you left tonight 1415 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,704 because something important came up. 1416 01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:27,913 It did. 1417 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,498 Getting fucked up with your mates? 1418 01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:31,000 At least they know how to write a proper number one. 1419 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:32,751 That's more than you can. 1420 01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,295 Scribbling lyrics in your little notebook 1421 01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:36,005 but you're too scared to show them to anyone. 1422 01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:39,508 Ah, a number one and she's giving out the advice! 1423 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:41,510 I didn't ask you to lie to your friends. 1424 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:44,722 'Cause guess what? I don't give a fuck what they think! 1425 01:09:44,805 --> 01:09:47,683 You give a fuck what everyone thinks, Rob. 1426 01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:50,519 That's all you give a fuck about. 1427 01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:52,146 [breathing heavily] 1428 01:10:04,116 --> 01:10:05,618 [door slams shut] 1429 01:10:07,828 --> 01:10:09,413 [sighs] 1430 01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:11,707 [softly] Dickhead. 1431 01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:13,375 1,100? Sure, sir. 1432 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,211 1,100. 1433 01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:16,879 [Robbie laughs] 1434 01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:18,547 [laughs] 1435 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:22,509 We need crisps. 1436 01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:24,720 We're all right, Nan. 1437 01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:27,514 No, I don't want you wasting away on me. 1438 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:29,516 They don't have washing machines in London? 1439 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,019 Yeah, but you do it with love. 1440 01:10:32,102 --> 01:10:33,395 You bugger. 1441 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,439 You should come home more often, you know. 1442 01:10:35,522 --> 01:10:37,524 She's slowing down. 1443 01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:40,486 Rubbish. Nan'll outlive all of us. 1444 01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,112 Anyway, I'm about to be very busy. 1445 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,156 I rung around, and I got a meeting 1446 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,200 with a producer called Guy Chambers. 1447 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:49,411 Nicole's got a number one. 1448 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,664 Fucking Gary's got number ones. 1449 01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:54,375 And here I am turning into a farmyard animal. 1450 01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:57,169 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 1451 01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,462 Bless you, Nan. 1452 01:10:58,545 --> 01:11:00,839 -Now, I spoke to your dad. -[Robbie] Oh. 1453 01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:02,758 That makes one of us. 1454 01:11:02,841 --> 01:11:04,343 Been radio silence since I left the band. 1455 01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:06,971 He's agreed to see you again. 1456 01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:09,848 Agreed? What do you mean? 1457 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:12,393 Well, to have you visit. On your school holidays. 1458 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,772 [pensive music playing] 1459 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:21,860 He called me, remember? 1460 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,279 He said it'd been too long. 1461 01:11:24,488 --> 01:11:26,907 -He invited me. -Yes, that's right. 1462 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,243 I told him to. 1463 01:11:29,326 --> 01:11:32,162 You see? 1464 01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:36,542 -Oh, Jesus. -Oh, Betty. 1465 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:39,586 -No, no, no. -[sobbing] 1466 01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:41,088 -[Betty] Oh, I'm so sorry. -[Janet] Oh, Betty, 1467 01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:42,423 [Betty] I'm so sorry. Oh, God. 1468 01:11:42,506 --> 01:11:45,509 -Look. -My mind is not too good. 1469 01:11:45,592 --> 01:11:47,177 Hey, Nan, it's all right. 1470 01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:49,888 -Come on, don't cry. -I'm sorry. 1471 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,348 It's all right. 1472 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:55,019 [Betty] Oh, love. I'm so sorry, love. 1473 01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:56,979 [Janet] It's all right, duck. 1474 01:11:57,062 --> 01:11:58,772 -I'm sorry. -[Janet shushing] 1475 01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:00,274 [Betty continues sobbing] 1476 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:03,944 [Robbie rapping] ♪ My rhyme's complex, yes ♪ 1477 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:05,696 ♪ You're just pickin' up Giro cheques, bless ♪ 1478 01:12:05,779 --> 01:12:08,574 ♪ A whole life on the YTS, ah ♪ 1479 01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,326 ♪ I line up in a line Of nine suspects ♪ 1480 01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:12,494 ♪ And I wine and dine The fine witness ♪ 1481 01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:14,204 ♪ Then she reclines And resigns to my wish list ♪ 1482 01:12:14,288 --> 01:12:16,832 ♪ So I pop it out Like the litmus test ♪ 1483 01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:18,959 ♪ And she's like, "Am I Allowed to lick this yet?" ♪ 1484 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:20,336 Okay, okay! Hang on. 1485 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:22,046 Hang on. [sighs] 1486 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:23,922 Listen. 1487 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:27,468 I appreciate you coming over, but this isn't gonna work. 1488 01:12:27,551 --> 01:12:29,219 [Robbie] Guy Chambers. 1489 01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:32,056 Guy likes it when I talk about the holidays we shared. 1490 01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,100 And I like it when he agrees to let me sing our songs. 1491 01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:36,435 You don't mind, do you? 1492 01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:38,187 [Robbie] So our lawyers had a chat 1493 01:12:39,271 --> 01:12:41,065 and here we are on a beach. 1494 01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:42,816 Lower. 1495 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:44,318 You've only heard half of them. 1496 01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:46,236 And they're all the same. 1497 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,988 I can't even tell when one ends and the next one begins. 1498 01:12:48,072 --> 01:12:49,948 It's like you've written lyrics 1499 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:52,743 you think other people want to hear. 1500 01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:55,287 I don't know. That might be okay in a boy band. 1501 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,039 So you want me to get naked on the first date? 1502 01:12:57,122 --> 01:12:58,916 Well, it's the only way this works. 1503 01:12:58,999 --> 01:13:01,960 Songs are only valuable if they cost you something. 1504 01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:09,885 Luckily, I'm always naked on the first date. 1505 01:13:19,311 --> 01:13:21,605 [Robbie breathes shakily] 1506 01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:27,945 If you're gonna laugh, do it on the inside, yeah? 1507 01:13:29,321 --> 01:13:30,989 I dent easily. 1508 01:13:33,283 --> 01:13:35,119 Can you give me a C? 1509 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:36,495 [chord plays on piano] 1510 01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:40,082 [singing off-key] ♪ You can't... ♪ 1511 01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:41,917 [clears throat] Fuck me. 1512 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,002 Better make it a B-flat. 1513 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:45,754 [chord playing] 1514 01:13:47,589 --> 01:13:52,219 ♪ You can't manufacture A miracle ♪ 1515 01:13:52,302 --> 01:13:55,556 ♪ The silence was pitiful ♪ 1516 01:13:56,473 --> 01:13:59,059 ♪ That day ♪ 1517 01:14:00,477 --> 01:14:05,190 ♪ And love is Getting too cynical ♪ 1518 01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:09,153 ♪ Passion's just physical ♪ 1519 01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:11,697 ♪ These days ♪ 1520 01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:19,329 ♪ You analyze Everyone you meet ♪ 1521 01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:23,250 ♪ But get no sign ♪ 1522 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:26,795 ♪ Loving kind ♪ 1523 01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:31,925 ♪ Every night you admit defeat ♪ 1524 01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:34,887 ♪ And cry yourself blind ♪ 1525 01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:38,474 [clears throat] This is the chorus. 1526 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:44,897 ♪ If you can't wake up In the morning ♪ 1527 01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:49,818 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant At night ♪ 1528 01:14:51,236 --> 01:14:54,531 ♪ If you're lost, hurt ♪ 1529 01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:57,367 ♪ Tired or lonely ♪ 1530 01:14:57,451 --> 01:15:01,747 ♪ Something beautiful Will come your way ♪ 1531 01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:04,124 Now second verse. 1532 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:07,169 -♪ The D.J... ♪ -No, no, no! Hang on, hang on. 1533 01:15:07,252 --> 01:15:10,172 We have to double the chorus, or it'll sound crap. 1534 01:15:10,255 --> 01:15:11,757 What was that list? "Lost...?" 1535 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,092 ♪ Hurt, tired and lonely ♪ 1536 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,678 Right. That's the hook. That's the gold. 1537 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,306 The "something beautiful" bit is cream on top. You've got... 1538 01:15:19,389 --> 01:15:24,645 ♪ Lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1539 01:15:24,728 --> 01:15:27,105 [vocalizing] 1540 01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:31,693 And then you repeat. You understand? 1541 01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:32,945 -Yeah. -Right. 1542 01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:34,154 Pick it up from the chorus. 1543 01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:36,156 And, you know, give it some welly. 1544 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:39,368 Even if it's shit, you've got to make it your shit. 1545 01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:43,413 Two, three. 1546 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:48,252 ♪ If you can't wake up In the morning ♪ 1547 01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:52,506 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant At night ♪ 1548 01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:57,052 ♪ If you're lost, hurt ♪ 1549 01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:59,054 ♪ Tired or lonely ♪ 1550 01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:02,432 ♪ Can't control it Try as you might ♪ 1551 01:16:02,516 --> 01:16:04,351 There you go! 1552 01:16:04,434 --> 01:16:09,606 ♪ May you find that love That won't leave you ♪ 1553 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:14,444 ♪ May you find it By the end of the day ♪ 1554 01:16:14,528 --> 01:16:20,325 ♪ You won't be lost, hurt Tired or lonely ♪ 1555 01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:24,413 ♪ Something beautiful Will come your way ♪ 1556 01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,123 One more time. 1557 01:16:26,206 --> 01:16:32,713 ♪ Something beautiful Will come your way ♪ 1558 01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:39,845 You're not as crap as I thought. 1559 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,723 Thanks. 1560 01:16:42,806 --> 01:16:45,517 We need to clean it up a bit, but it's a start. 1561 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:49,354 -Now, what else have you got in there? -[chuckles] 1562 01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:53,233 And coming up, we have a surprise guest 1563 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:55,110 in the studio. 1564 01:16:55,193 --> 01:16:58,572 It's none other than ex-Take That bad boy Robbie Williams! 1565 01:16:59,948 --> 01:17:01,450 [Robbie sniffing] 1566 01:17:01,533 --> 01:17:04,202 [Robbie] Chris Briggs, manager to the stars. 1567 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:06,038 Amazingly, he saw something in me. 1568 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:08,749 I mean besides monstrous amounts of drugs and booze. 1569 01:17:08,832 --> 01:17:10,751 [Briggs] It'll be nice and intimate. 1570 01:17:10,834 --> 01:17:12,210 Fifty people or so. 1571 01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:14,046 Contest winners. They'll be super excited. 1572 01:17:14,129 --> 01:17:15,672 And just remember it's going out live, 1573 01:17:15,756 --> 01:17:17,633 so mind your "shits" and "fucks." 1574 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,135 You should start with a cover, something people recognize. 1575 01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:22,179 We want them to recognize our songs. 1576 01:17:22,262 --> 01:17:24,848 And they will. But you have to woo them first. 1577 01:17:24,931 --> 01:17:26,224 You got to get me to Knebworth. 1578 01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:27,559 [Briggs] How about you get through this one 1579 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,894 without giving yourself a heart attack? 1580 01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:31,396 Just get me there, all right? 1581 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,690 [Briggs] Baby steps, mate. 1582 01:17:33,774 --> 01:17:35,692 Look, I know this isn't much of a gig but... 1583 01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:38,111 Oh, I don't know. Blackpool, Knebworth... 1584 01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:39,988 -Hi! -Plus we need the air time. 1585 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,365 What have you got to lose? 1586 01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:43,659 I would've said my dignity, 1587 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:45,369 but Take That already stole it, so... 1588 01:17:49,414 --> 01:17:51,541 I mean it, Briggsy. 1589 01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:53,460 I have got to play Knebworth. 1590 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,798 -Whatever it takes. -It'll take everything. 1591 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:00,759 Sure you're ready for that? 1592 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,304 [inhales sharply] 1593 01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:08,058 Then make every performance count. 1594 01:18:11,728 --> 01:18:13,563 [softly] Light 'em up. 1595 01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:16,024 [exhales sharply] 1596 01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:19,403 One, two, three, four! 1597 01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:23,407 ♪ You got to know how to Pony ♪ 1598 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:26,118 ♪ Like Bony Moronie ♪ 1599 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:28,245 ♪ And do the Mashed Potato ♪ 1600 01:18:29,162 --> 01:18:31,915 ♪ Do the Alligator ♪ 1601 01:18:31,998 --> 01:18:34,459 ♪ Put your hands on your hips ♪ 1602 01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:36,920 ♪ Let your backbone slip ♪ 1603 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,756 ♪ Do the Watusi ♪ 1604 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,175 ♪ Like my little Lucy ♪ 1605 01:18:42,759 --> 01:18:44,594 [vocalizing] 1606 01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:48,765 [phantom Robbie] You're gonna die. 1607 01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:50,350 [interviewer] You've left the safety of the band 1608 01:18:50,434 --> 01:18:52,436 and now you're going out on your own. 1609 01:18:52,519 --> 01:18:53,770 How does that feel? 1610 01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:54,938 [Robbie] I couldn't be happier. 1611 01:18:55,021 --> 01:18:57,232 I'm finally free, you know, 1612 01:18:57,315 --> 01:18:58,900 and this is only the beginning. 1613 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:00,110 Come on! 1614 01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:02,362 -[drums playing] -[people cheering] 1615 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:04,489 [man on radio] Well, the first punches have been thrown. 1616 01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:06,575 And it's Gary Barlow at number one... 1617 01:19:06,658 --> 01:19:08,535 -...while Robbie's first album Life Thru a Lens... -Light 'em up. 1618 01:19:08,618 --> 01:19:10,370 has debuted at number 11. 1619 01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,038 -[sniffing] -Robbie's fate now rests 1620 01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:13,999 on a national charm offensive tour. 1621 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:16,334 [exhales sharply] 1622 01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:18,295 [announcer] Lock up your daughters! 1623 01:19:18,378 --> 01:19:20,172 Lock up your sons! 1624 01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:23,967 It's Robbie Williams! 1625 01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:26,511 You know what I need you to do. 1626 01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:30,098 One, two, three, four! 1627 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:32,309 [vocalizing] 1628 01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:41,902 [phantom Robbie] I will rip your fucking eyes out! 1629 01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:46,990 [interviewer 2] With his new album rocketing up the charts, 1630 01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:49,868 ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams. 1631 01:19:51,536 --> 01:19:53,330 [interviewer 3] Please welcome Robbie Williams. 1632 01:19:53,413 --> 01:19:55,081 [interviewer 4] Robbie Williams, ladies and gentlemen. 1633 01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:58,043 [interviewer 3] He's an internationally loved star. 1634 01:19:58,126 --> 01:19:59,711 [Robbie] I want to sing, goddamn it! 1635 01:20:00,837 --> 01:20:02,547 And I wanna dance! 1636 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:05,091 Being a pop star means you can live all your fantasies. 1637 01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:08,345 I think it's what's known as the "lucky bastard." 1638 01:20:08,428 --> 01:20:09,721 Well, you know, being in a relationship 1639 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,390 means I put away my shagging boots. 1640 01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:13,809 But I know where the closet is. 1641 01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:15,268 [Robbie sniffs, giggles] 1642 01:20:15,352 --> 01:20:17,687 ♪ Dance with me, honey ♪ 1643 01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:19,481 ♪ Like Long Tall Sally ♪ 1644 01:20:21,024 --> 01:20:23,151 You know, the great thing is I've actually arrived now. 1645 01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:26,238 Because back at home I've been voted the Rear of the Year. 1646 01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:28,824 [interviewer 2] Is that right? You gonna show us? 1647 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:31,201 [interviewer 3] So it's fair to say you're box office, right? 1648 01:20:31,284 --> 01:20:32,828 [Robbie] I got me platinum disc, 1649 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,580 and then I'm getting a double platinum disc now. 1650 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,874 It means I'm very famous. 1651 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:39,543 One, two! 1652 01:20:39,626 --> 01:20:41,378 [all vocalizing] 1653 01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:44,130 [phantom Robbie 1] We are coming for you! 1654 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,632 [phantom Robbie 2] You can't write. 1655 01:20:45,715 --> 01:20:46,466 You haven't got it. You got nothing. 1656 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:48,552 [yells] 1657 01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:51,012 [phantom Robbie 1] You are fucking dead! 1658 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:52,681 [crowd cheering] 1659 01:20:52,764 --> 01:20:53,890 [reporters clamoring] 1660 01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:55,141 Move! Move! 1661 01:20:56,309 --> 01:20:58,228 [crowd vocalizing] 1662 01:20:58,311 --> 01:20:59,855 Light 'em up! 1663 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,608 Light 'em up, light 'em up, light 'em up! 1664 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:04,818 [rock music continues] 1665 01:21:05,735 --> 01:21:07,654 -[tires screech] -[crowd cheering] 1666 01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:12,158 -Fuck off, the lot of you! -[engine revving] 1667 01:21:13,618 --> 01:21:14,828 [coughs] 1668 01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:22,085 [host 1] And the winner is... 1669 01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:24,045 -Robbie Williams. -[host 2] Robbie Williams. 1670 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:25,755 -[host 3] It's Robbie Williams. -[host 4] And the winner is... 1671 01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:27,966 -[host 5] Robbie Williams. -[host 6] Robbie Williams! 1672 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,093 [host 7] A perfect end to a great night 1673 01:21:30,176 --> 01:21:31,386 for Robbie Williams. 1674 01:21:31,469 --> 01:21:33,430 [breathing heavily] 1675 01:21:35,056 --> 01:21:37,309 [Peter] I'm sure you all recognize this young man. 1676 01:21:37,392 --> 01:21:38,935 Did you know he had a famous father? 1677 01:21:39,019 --> 01:21:40,687 [yelling] 1678 01:21:40,770 --> 01:21:41,813 [Peter] So, if any of you lovely ladies want to come up 1679 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,565 and sit on Santa's knee, 1680 01:21:43,648 --> 01:21:45,400 we'll see what I've got in my sack for you. 1681 01:21:45,483 --> 01:21:46,693 [Peter chuckles] 1682 01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:50,655 -Rob. -[discordant sounds overlap] 1683 01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:54,784 [gasps, grunts] 1684 01:21:57,162 --> 01:21:59,205 Light 'em up. [exhales deeply] 1685 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:04,377 Whoo! 1686 01:22:04,461 --> 01:22:06,171 [Tom Jones singing] ♪ You got to Mashed Potato ♪ 1687 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:08,381 ♪ Do the Alligator ♪ 1688 01:22:10,216 --> 01:22:12,761 [phantom Robbie 1] We're gonna peel your skin off. 1689 01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:14,471 Slit your throat. 1690 01:22:14,554 --> 01:22:15,889 [phantom Robbie 2] We are gonna fucking murder you! 1691 01:22:15,972 --> 01:22:17,223 [yells] 1692 01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:20,602 ♪ Long Tall Sally ♪ 1693 01:22:21,686 --> 01:22:23,813 ♪ You're back In the alley, baby ♪ 1694 01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:27,359 ♪ Put your hands on your hips ♪ 1695 01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:29,069 ♪ Let your backbone slip ♪ 1696 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,364 Oh, yeah! 1697 01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:38,536 Yeah! 1698 01:22:39,579 --> 01:22:40,747 [crowd cheering] 1699 01:22:42,165 --> 01:22:44,167 [phantom Robbie 1] Where are you gonna run? 1700 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,794 Where are you gonna fucking hide? 1701 01:22:45,877 --> 01:22:47,504 -You useless little prick. -Yeah, suck on this. 1702 01:22:47,587 --> 01:22:49,297 [phantom Robbie 1] You're gonna die alone, you cunt! 1703 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:50,840 [phantom Robbie 2] You're fucking replaceable. 1704 01:22:50,924 --> 01:22:52,425 [phantom Robbie 1] You can't escape this! 1705 01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:54,010 [gasping] 1706 01:23:03,186 --> 01:23:05,772 [Peter] Oh, yes, put it there, son. Ha-ha! 1707 01:23:05,855 --> 01:23:07,816 -Fan-bloody-tastic! -[crowd cheering] 1708 01:23:07,899 --> 01:23:10,026 Listen to that, it's deafening! 1709 01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:12,278 Oh, thank you. I did that. 1710 01:23:12,362 --> 01:23:14,030 Taught him everything he knows. 1711 01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:15,907 -Peter Conway. -[laughter] 1712 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,159 Do you know what, Chris? Entrances and exits, 1713 01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:19,703 no one cares about that stuff anymore. 1714 01:23:19,786 --> 01:23:23,581 But tonight, you out-trumped Tom Jones, lad! 1715 01:23:23,665 --> 01:23:26,126 Oh, look at him. Just another day at the office. 1716 01:23:26,209 --> 01:23:29,504 Well, this is going to knock your socks off. 1717 01:23:29,587 --> 01:23:31,965 Rob? Rob? 1718 01:23:32,048 --> 01:23:35,927 Guess who's playing Knebworth next summer? 1719 01:23:37,721 --> 01:23:40,765 [laughs] Knebworth! 1720 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,308 Wait till I tell the lads! 1721 01:23:42,392 --> 01:23:44,769 Hey, have you thought about a support act? 1722 01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,397 Now, I could do you a couple of numbers. Four at most. 1723 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:48,857 It's incredible, yeah. 1724 01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:51,276 [Briggs] It also comes with a new record deal. 1725 01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:52,986 It's obscene. 1726 01:23:53,069 --> 01:23:54,863 [Peter laughs] Yeah. 1727 01:23:54,946 --> 01:23:58,283 Look at ya! You're bulletproof! 1728 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,744 Oh, I need a drink. 1729 01:24:00,827 --> 01:24:03,496 Look at this. Just what the doctor ordered. 1730 01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:06,791 Okay, I'll leave you to celebrate. Congratulations. 1731 01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:09,085 Thanks, Chris. 1732 01:24:12,422 --> 01:24:13,757 [heavy breathing] 1733 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:15,258 Knebworth. 1734 01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:18,386 How does it feel? 1735 01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:21,723 Crippling. 1736 01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:24,309 -It'll sink in. -[cork pops] 1737 01:24:25,935 --> 01:24:28,188 It's like someone's picked sides for an afterschool game 1738 01:24:28,271 --> 01:24:30,273 and it's all gone horribly, horribly wrong. 1739 01:24:32,484 --> 01:24:34,360 It's one against thousands. 1740 01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:37,113 Bollocks. The audience loves ya. 1741 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:40,742 I can't do it. 1742 01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:45,080 I can't carry Knebworth. 1743 01:24:45,163 --> 01:24:46,873 I'll be like a lamb to the fucking slaughter, Dad. 1744 01:24:46,956 --> 01:24:48,249 It's just stage fright. 1745 01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:49,417 You're not listening! 1746 01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:52,253 No, it's normal! Okay? 1747 01:24:53,213 --> 01:24:55,131 You know what's always helped me? 1748 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:58,093 A little bit of Dutch courage. 1749 01:24:58,843 --> 01:25:00,178 Don't I know it. 1750 01:25:03,973 --> 01:25:05,809 Dad, I'm sorry. Dad. 1751 01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:08,728 No one buys a ticket to hear your problems, son. 1752 01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:12,315 You want to know why these people are gods? 1753 01:25:13,983 --> 01:25:16,778 'Cause they make other people's problems go away. 1754 01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:20,240 Dad, stay, please. 1755 01:25:39,342 --> 01:25:40,718 [sniffles] 1756 01:25:44,180 --> 01:25:45,974 [stifles sob] 1757 01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:51,980 -[sniffles] -[cell phone rings] 1758 01:26:04,492 --> 01:26:06,703 [screams] 1759 01:26:06,786 --> 01:26:08,496 [breathes heavily] 1760 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:10,665 [ringing continues] 1761 01:26:10,748 --> 01:26:11,833 [grunts] 1762 01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:14,752 [snorts] 1763 01:26:15,628 --> 01:26:17,422 -Whoo! -[audience cheering] 1764 01:26:17,505 --> 01:26:19,507 -[grunts] -[distant scream] 1765 01:26:19,591 --> 01:26:21,134 [laughs] 1766 01:26:21,217 --> 01:26:22,802 [sniffles] 1767 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:24,596 [cheering sound distorts, stops] 1768 01:26:24,679 --> 01:26:26,723 [Parkinson] My next guest has been climbing the charts... 1769 01:26:26,806 --> 01:26:28,933 There he is. There he is. That's Daddy's best mate. 1770 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,935 -Robbie Williams! -[applause] 1771 01:26:35,356 --> 01:26:39,194 Well, this has been a sudden change in fortune for you, 1772 01:26:39,277 --> 01:26:41,237 has it not? I mean, you're flying high. 1773 01:26:41,321 --> 01:26:42,697 -Sober as a judge, Parky. -[laughter] 1774 01:26:42,780 --> 01:26:44,699 Well, we could talk a bit more... 1775 01:26:44,782 --> 01:26:46,367 Sorry, sorry, I have to do this. [clears throat] 1776 01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:47,702 [grunts] 1777 01:26:47,785 --> 01:26:50,538 -Look, Nan. It's Parky. -[laughter] 1778 01:26:50,622 --> 01:26:51,831 Oh! 1779 01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:53,458 Betty. 1780 01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:54,626 It's Robert! 1781 01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,002 Let's talk, if we may, 1782 01:26:56,085 --> 01:26:57,587 about this success you've been having. 1783 01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:59,422 I mean, it's not the first time, is it? 1784 01:26:59,505 --> 01:27:01,758 You had it before with Take That. 1785 01:27:01,841 --> 01:27:04,427 Would you say that this is a different kind of success? 1786 01:27:04,510 --> 01:27:06,679 It means a great deal more to me now. 1787 01:27:06,763 --> 01:27:09,432 I'm about to perform in front of a record crowd at Knebworth 1788 01:27:09,515 --> 01:27:11,059 -in a few weeks. -[light applause] 1789 01:27:11,142 --> 01:27:14,520 No! No, stop it! It's nothing. 1790 01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:17,148 It's only the biggest music event in British history! 1791 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,650 [cheers and applause] 1792 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:20,860 That's my boy. 1793 01:27:20,944 --> 01:27:23,238 But, of course, Knebworth is not the only record 1794 01:27:23,321 --> 01:27:24,906 you've broken recently, is it? 1795 01:27:24,989 --> 01:27:28,451 There's the matter of your new deal with EMI. 1796 01:27:28,534 --> 01:27:30,245 £80 million. 1797 01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:31,996 How does that feel? [chuckles] 1798 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,665 -Good enough? -I dunno. 1799 01:27:33,748 --> 01:27:36,960 [inhales sharply] I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams! 1800 01:27:37,043 --> 01:27:39,212 I thought I was quoting that lady 1801 01:27:39,295 --> 01:27:40,630 who famously won the lottery. 1802 01:27:40,713 --> 01:27:41,839 But she said... 1803 01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:43,508 Spend, spend, spend! 1804 01:27:43,591 --> 01:27:45,260 [Robbie] So no one got it. 1805 01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:47,428 Mind you, I've said worse things in interviews. 1806 01:27:47,512 --> 01:27:49,305 -[upbeat music plays] -[reporters clamoring] 1807 01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:52,100 How would you describe your time with Take That? 1808 01:27:52,183 --> 01:27:53,851 I was very fortunate to be in Take That... 1809 01:27:53,935 --> 01:27:56,271 and four out of the five Spice Girls. 1810 01:27:56,354 --> 01:27:57,397 [laughter] 1811 01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,190 Posh said no, didn't she? 1812 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:02,819 Er, now, you've connected with many women in the past. 1813 01:28:02,902 --> 01:28:05,446 Oh, we're gonna talk about my sex life. 1814 01:28:05,530 --> 01:28:06,698 -[laughter] -Well, I suppose. 1815 01:28:06,781 --> 01:28:08,157 [sucks teeth] 1816 01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:10,076 There's nothing to write home about. 1817 01:28:10,159 --> 01:28:12,954 Which is a shame 'cause Mum loves getting those letters. 1818 01:28:13,037 --> 01:28:16,624 [groans] I mean, how many flat tires can you have? 1819 01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:19,085 Well, second one, we didn't even get out of the car. 1820 01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:21,129 There's no way Natalie was gonna ruin her hair 1821 01:28:21,212 --> 01:28:22,922 so they just jacked it up with us all inside. 1822 01:28:23,006 --> 01:28:25,091 [cell phone ringing] 1823 01:28:25,174 --> 01:28:26,342 [Robbie] I'm just going to the loo. 1824 01:28:26,426 --> 01:28:27,552 [Nicole] The weather was horrendous. 1825 01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:30,638 At least the sound was good. 1826 01:28:30,722 --> 01:28:32,056 Voice was tired, though. 1827 01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:33,850 Probably because I wasn't sleeping. 1828 01:28:33,933 --> 01:28:36,477 Which is weird because the bed was insanely comfortable. 1829 01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:37,770 I even got the name of the mattress 1830 01:28:37,854 --> 01:28:39,105 in case we wanted to... 1831 01:28:40,231 --> 01:28:42,066 [Parkinson] But you're finally settling down? 1832 01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:44,527 [Robbie] Have to be a realist. 1833 01:28:44,610 --> 01:28:47,780 You know, we're both on tour... a lot. 1834 01:28:47,864 --> 01:28:50,158 And it can be difficult, you know? 1835 01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:53,328 [Nicole breathing shakily] 1836 01:29:04,505 --> 01:29:05,631 [rustling] 1837 01:29:12,889 --> 01:29:14,682 [Parkinson] So, tell me, what's it like 1838 01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:16,851 for Robbie Williams to be in love? 1839 01:29:19,395 --> 01:29:20,980 Well, that's difficult too. 1840 01:29:21,731 --> 01:29:24,859 Erm... [inhales sharply] 1841 01:29:24,942 --> 01:29:27,570 -Flings are much easier. -[laughter] 1842 01:29:36,162 --> 01:29:38,289 You make me feel so small. 1843 01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,250 And I've hated you for it. 1844 01:29:42,085 --> 01:29:44,295 For making me feel so... 1845 01:29:46,255 --> 01:29:47,965 unnecessary. 1846 01:29:48,966 --> 01:29:50,843 -[sniffles] -[lighter clicks] 1847 01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:53,054 [grim music playing] 1848 01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:56,599 The fucking awful things you do. 1849 01:29:59,894 --> 01:30:01,687 I thought you couldn't help it. 1850 01:30:07,860 --> 01:30:09,946 But you just don't want to. 1851 01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:12,407 [sniffles] 1852 01:30:13,574 --> 01:30:15,785 And I can't help you anymore. 1853 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:29,966 [crying quietly] 1854 01:30:31,676 --> 01:30:33,511 [sighs heavily] 1855 01:30:33,594 --> 01:30:36,389 Rob. [sniffles] 1856 01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:42,603 [muffled rumbling] 1857 01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:45,231 Rob. 1858 01:30:47,525 --> 01:30:49,819 Rob, please say something. 1859 01:30:51,487 --> 01:30:53,281 Babe. [echoing] 1860 01:30:53,364 --> 01:30:55,408 -[ominous music playing] -[gasping] 1861 01:30:59,662 --> 01:31:00,955 [grunts] 1862 01:31:01,956 --> 01:31:04,041 -[Robbie] Nic, please! -You're a fucking animal! 1863 01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,085 [Robbie] Baby! Babe, you need to calm down. 1864 01:31:06,169 --> 01:31:07,962 [Nicole] Don't tell me what I need. 1865 01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,132 -[Robbie] Listen! You... -[Nicole] Get out! 1866 01:31:11,215 --> 01:31:13,885 -I can fix it! Look! -You're too fucking late! 1867 01:31:13,968 --> 01:31:16,804 [slowed] But I love you! 1868 01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:19,307 ["Something Stupid" plays] 1869 01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,526 [song speeding up] 1870 01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:32,695 -[song stops] -[grunts] 1871 01:31:32,778 --> 01:31:34,322 [Briggs] Easy. Easy now. 1872 01:31:34,405 --> 01:31:36,741 -Come on! -[Robbie] Briggsy. 1873 01:31:36,824 --> 01:31:39,035 -[fans shouting] -[Guy] Oh, what the fuck! 1874 01:31:39,118 --> 01:31:40,828 -[Briggs] He's all right. -Of course I am. 1875 01:31:41,537 --> 01:31:43,247 Oh, shit. 1876 01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:44,749 You should have said no to this one. 1877 01:31:44,832 --> 01:31:46,125 To Top of the Pops? 1878 01:31:46,209 --> 01:31:47,793 You can't buy this kind of promotion. 1879 01:31:47,877 --> 01:31:49,378 [Guy] What's to promote? Knebworth's sold out. 1880 01:31:49,462 --> 01:31:50,796 -[Briggs] The world tour. -[snorting] 1881 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,048 What, he just does Knebworth 1882 01:31:52,131 --> 01:31:53,758 and then props his feet up, does he? 1883 01:31:53,841 --> 01:31:56,052 You thought getting to the top was hard? Try staying there. 1884 01:31:56,135 --> 01:31:57,845 [knock at door] 1885 01:31:57,929 --> 01:31:59,889 -[stagehand] On in five. -[Briggs] Come on, you're up. 1886 01:31:59,972 --> 01:32:02,642 [cell phone rings] 1887 01:32:02,725 --> 01:32:03,726 Leave it. 1888 01:32:03,809 --> 01:32:06,229 [upbeat ringtone playing] 1889 01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:10,566 Ooh, it's a woman. 1890 01:32:10,650 --> 01:32:12,443 Hi, Mum. I'm about to go on... 1891 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:14,195 [Janet] Where have you been? I've been trying to reach you. 1892 01:32:14,278 --> 01:32:15,696 I know. I know. But, listen, 1893 01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:17,532 I'll have to talk to you later, ducky head, 1894 01:32:17,615 --> 01:32:19,617 because my pianist, well, he's accidentally shat himself 1895 01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:20,701 and it's just a horror show. 1896 01:32:20,785 --> 01:32:22,286 [Janet] It's your nan. 1897 01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:25,039 She kept asking for ya. 1898 01:32:25,122 --> 01:32:27,458 And I tried calling you, but... 1899 01:32:29,418 --> 01:32:31,754 I'm so sorry, love. She's gone. 1900 01:32:31,837 --> 01:32:34,382 [sorrowful choral music playing] 1901 01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:38,970 [Briggs, muffled] Come on, mate, let's go. 1902 01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:54,193 [Betty] Whoever pulls the sword out of the stone 1903 01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:56,946 gets to be the new King of England. 1904 01:32:57,029 --> 01:32:59,532 [announcer] He's here tonight to sing what has become 1905 01:32:59,615 --> 01:33:01,784 the unofficial national anthem. 1906 01:33:01,867 --> 01:33:05,496 It's the song on everyone's lips and in everyone's heart. 1907 01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:08,916 Ladies and gentlemen, the ego has landed. 1908 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,377 [Betty] So the next thing you know, 1909 01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:15,298 all the knights are straining. [imitates straining] 1910 01:33:15,381 --> 01:33:17,049 [Betty laughing] 1911 01:33:17,133 --> 01:33:18,968 And turning red. 1912 01:33:19,844 --> 01:33:21,887 But nobody could budge it. 1913 01:33:21,971 --> 01:33:25,433 So you can imagine how everyone laughed 1914 01:33:25,516 --> 01:33:28,894 when little Arthur stepped up for his turn. [chuckles] 1915 01:33:28,978 --> 01:33:30,396 Everyone... 1916 01:33:31,022 --> 01:33:32,898 except Merlin. 1917 01:33:32,982 --> 01:33:36,944 Merlin just stroked his beard and whispered, 1918 01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:41,699 "Arthur, I know those sexy muscular knights 1919 01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:43,159 couldn't do it. 1920 01:33:43,242 --> 01:33:45,536 And you're just a little fart of a child 1921 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,830 with puny little arms. 1922 01:33:47,913 --> 01:33:51,000 But I believe in you." 1923 01:33:58,299 --> 01:34:00,301 ♪ I sit and wait ♪ 1924 01:34:03,554 --> 01:34:06,098 [melancholy intro music plays] 1925 01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:17,902 ♪ Does an angel Contemplate my fate? ♪ 1926 01:34:21,364 --> 01:34:23,574 ♪ And do they know ♪ 1927 01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:26,619 ♪ The places where we go ♪ 1928 01:34:26,702 --> 01:34:30,873 ♪ When we're gray and old? ♪ 1929 01:34:33,042 --> 01:34:35,753 ♪ 'Cause I have been told ♪ 1930 01:34:37,088 --> 01:34:40,091 ♪ That salvation ♪ 1931 01:34:40,174 --> 01:34:44,095 ♪ Lets their wings unfold ♪ 1932 01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:50,101 ♪ So when I'm lying in my bed ♪ 1933 01:34:50,184 --> 01:34:53,688 ♪ Thoughts running Through my head ♪ 1934 01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:56,691 ♪ And I feel that love is dead ♪ 1935 01:34:57,817 --> 01:35:00,903 ♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪ 1936 01:35:00,986 --> 01:35:05,032 -[crowd cheering] -♪ And through it all ♪ 1937 01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:08,244 -[crowd singing along] -♪ She offers me protection ♪ 1938 01:35:08,327 --> 01:35:11,706 ♪ A lot of love and affection ♪ 1939 01:35:11,789 --> 01:35:14,750 ♪ Whether I'm right or wrong ♪ 1940 01:35:14,834 --> 01:35:17,920 ♪ And down the waterfall ♪ 1941 01:35:18,003 --> 01:35:21,132 ♪ Wherever it may take me ♪ 1942 01:35:21,215 --> 01:35:24,468 ♪ I know that life Won't break me ♪ 1943 01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:27,012 ♪ When I come to call ♪ 1944 01:35:28,013 --> 01:35:30,933 ♪ She won't forsake me ♪ 1945 01:35:33,060 --> 01:35:36,814 ♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪ 1946 01:35:36,897 --> 01:35:39,233 [instrumental break] 1947 01:36:22,735 --> 01:36:24,987 [reporters clamoring] 1948 01:36:25,070 --> 01:36:28,532 ♪ And through it all ♪ 1949 01:36:28,616 --> 01:36:31,994 ♪ She offers me protection ♪ 1950 01:36:32,077 --> 01:36:35,080 ♪ A lot of love and affection ♪ 1951 01:36:35,164 --> 01:36:38,209 ♪ Whether I'm right or wrong ♪ 1952 01:36:38,292 --> 01:36:41,253 ♪ And down the waterfall ♪ 1953 01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:44,507 ♪ Wherever it may take me ♪ 1954 01:36:44,590 --> 01:36:47,301 ♪ I know that life Won't break me ♪ 1955 01:36:47,384 --> 01:36:50,387 ♪ When I come to call ♪ 1956 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:54,266 ♪ She won't forsake me ♪ 1957 01:36:56,393 --> 01:37:00,314 ♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪ 1958 01:37:03,067 --> 01:37:04,693 [wind whistling] 1959 01:37:04,777 --> 01:37:06,403 [muffled thrumming] 1960 01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:08,322 [mouths] I love you. 1961 01:37:08,405 --> 01:37:09,907 [screams] 1962 01:37:12,076 --> 01:37:14,829 [distorted outro music playing] 1963 01:37:31,846 --> 01:37:34,265 [ethereal outro music playing] 1964 01:37:44,275 --> 01:37:46,277 -[music ends] -[birds chirping] 1965 01:38:12,887 --> 01:38:14,638 [glass rattles softly] 1966 01:38:19,643 --> 01:38:21,937 Er, they're out of salt and vinegar. 1967 01:38:23,105 --> 01:38:24,690 Don't want 'em. 1968 01:38:25,190 --> 01:38:26,358 Okay. 1969 01:38:30,821 --> 01:38:32,907 We should get the boys together. [chuckles] 1970 01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:35,200 Have a little knees up before your concert tomorrow. 1971 01:38:35,284 --> 01:38:38,245 -Do ya good. -I can't face it. 1972 01:38:42,458 --> 01:38:43,626 Zip me up. 1973 01:38:44,877 --> 01:38:45,920 -[grunts] -Fucking hell. 1974 01:38:46,003 --> 01:38:47,338 What time's lift-off? 1975 01:38:47,421 --> 01:38:49,381 -It helps hide the fat. -Oh, yeah? 1976 01:38:52,134 --> 01:38:54,845 You've no idea what it takes to get up there. 1977 01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:56,221 I can't sleep. 1978 01:38:56,305 --> 01:38:57,473 [machine whirrs] 1979 01:38:57,556 --> 01:38:58,682 My back's fucked. 1980 01:38:58,766 --> 01:38:59,725 Yeah, but once you're up there, 1981 01:38:59,808 --> 01:39:01,268 you're smashing it, so... 1982 01:39:01,352 --> 01:39:03,771 See, that fucks me right off when people say that. 1983 01:39:08,442 --> 01:39:10,903 Being up there is the worst bit. 1984 01:39:12,488 --> 01:39:14,531 Pays all right, though. [chuckles] 1985 01:39:15,115 --> 01:39:16,408 Fuck. 1986 01:39:19,745 --> 01:39:21,372 You don't understand. 1987 01:39:22,706 --> 01:39:23,832 [snorts] 1988 01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:26,502 [grunts] 1989 01:39:26,585 --> 01:39:28,379 No. No, I don't understand. 1990 01:39:28,462 --> 01:39:30,130 [sniffles] 1991 01:39:30,839 --> 01:39:32,174 But at least I'm trying. 1992 01:39:33,384 --> 01:39:36,261 Yeah, you know, all I wanted was for you to ask me, 1993 01:39:36,345 --> 01:39:38,305 just once, how I'm doing. 1994 01:39:39,348 --> 01:39:41,642 You know, with work or my little girl or... 1995 01:39:41,725 --> 01:39:48,273 I'm about to walk out to 125,000 people! 1996 01:39:48,357 --> 01:39:51,151 You've got no fucking idea what that feels like. 1997 01:39:51,235 --> 01:39:53,445 Yeah, and you've no idea that I earn in a month 1998 01:39:53,529 --> 01:39:56,323 what you fucking snort in a minute. 1999 01:39:56,407 --> 01:39:58,117 Or... Or that Kayleigh's shacked up 2000 01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:00,285 with some fucking butcher, and so I'm living in an estate 2001 01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:01,829 surrounded by fucking psychopaths. 2002 01:40:01,912 --> 01:40:03,580 Or that I only get to see my kid 2003 01:40:03,664 --> 01:40:04,999 for two hours every fortnight. Or that... 2004 01:40:05,082 --> 01:40:06,583 So you need money? 2005 01:40:06,667 --> 01:40:08,002 Fucking hell. 2006 01:40:08,085 --> 01:40:09,211 You know, jealousy don't suit you, Nate. 2007 01:40:09,294 --> 01:40:12,006 Jealousy? Are you fucking kidding? 2008 01:40:12,089 --> 01:40:13,799 All right, yeah, I might have close to fuck all, 2009 01:40:13,882 --> 01:40:17,302 but you, you have fucking nothing! 2010 01:40:17,386 --> 01:40:20,305 [laughs] And this coming from you? 2011 01:40:20,389 --> 01:40:23,684 Nothing, nobody cunt. 2012 01:40:25,310 --> 01:40:27,062 You know, the difference between me and you, Nate? 2013 01:40:27,146 --> 01:40:29,648 It's not my money, it's not your kid. 2014 01:40:29,732 --> 01:40:32,317 It's the fact that I had the fucking balls 2015 01:40:32,401 --> 01:40:34,778 to make something of myself. 2016 01:40:34,862 --> 01:40:36,989 [machine continues whirring] 2017 01:40:40,284 --> 01:40:41,410 [scoffs] 2018 01:40:42,327 --> 01:40:43,454 [sniffles] 2019 01:40:46,081 --> 01:40:47,624 Yeah. 2020 01:40:47,708 --> 01:40:49,376 You bought a ticket to the dream. 2021 01:40:50,169 --> 01:40:52,254 And the dream came true, and... 2022 01:40:53,505 --> 01:40:56,508 yeah, fuck it, I am. I'm jealous of that. 2023 01:40:56,592 --> 01:40:58,719 Yeah, but you can keep the fucking rest. 2024 01:41:06,727 --> 01:41:08,771 [breathes heavily] 2025 01:41:16,111 --> 01:41:17,196 [air whooshing] 2026 01:41:17,279 --> 01:41:18,739 Nate! Nate! 2027 01:41:20,115 --> 01:41:21,241 Nate! 2028 01:41:22,451 --> 01:41:24,453 Fuck! 2029 01:41:24,536 --> 01:41:26,997 [shouts indistinctly] 2030 01:41:31,460 --> 01:41:33,295 [Peter] ♪ Somewhere ♪ 2031 01:41:34,338 --> 01:41:36,131 ♪ Beyond the sea ♪ 2032 01:41:36,215 --> 01:41:40,427 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 2033 01:41:41,595 --> 01:41:46,600 ♪ My lover stands On golden sands ♪ 2034 01:41:46,683 --> 01:41:49,269 ♪ And watches the ships ♪ 2035 01:41:49,353 --> 01:41:53,148 ♪ That go sailing ♪ 2036 01:41:55,818 --> 01:41:57,986 And the crowd goes mild. 2037 01:42:00,864 --> 01:42:02,533 Time to get ready, youth! 2038 01:42:03,784 --> 01:42:05,786 We're going by helicopter and all. 2039 01:42:08,914 --> 01:42:10,040 Youth? 2040 01:42:12,793 --> 01:42:15,087 [sighs] Jesus Christ. 2041 01:42:20,050 --> 01:42:21,176 [grunts] 2042 01:42:33,313 --> 01:42:34,314 Youth! 2043 01:42:34,398 --> 01:42:35,399 [grunts] 2044 01:42:35,482 --> 01:42:37,067 [gasping] 2045 01:42:37,151 --> 01:42:39,361 [laughing] 2046 01:42:40,279 --> 01:42:42,322 You bastard! 2047 01:42:42,406 --> 01:42:43,866 I thought you'd passed out. 2048 01:42:45,117 --> 01:42:49,121 I have waited my whole life for you to step up, 2049 01:42:49,204 --> 01:42:51,790 [laughs] and all it took 2050 01:42:51,874 --> 01:42:55,127 was booking the biggest concert in British history. 2051 01:42:55,210 --> 01:42:57,921 What you going on about? 2052 01:42:58,005 --> 01:43:00,591 -When you left us... -Where's all this coming from? 2053 01:43:01,258 --> 01:43:03,510 ...all those years, I thought, 2054 01:43:04,469 --> 01:43:06,346 "He's just sorting himself out. 2055 01:43:07,389 --> 01:43:09,892 He'll miss me so much 2056 01:43:10,517 --> 01:43:11,977 and he'll come back." 2057 01:43:12,561 --> 01:43:14,479 Yeah, and I did. 2058 01:43:15,063 --> 01:43:16,565 Yeah. 2059 01:43:18,025 --> 01:43:19,610 'Cause Nan made you. 2060 01:43:23,906 --> 01:43:25,908 I didn't leave you with nothing, though, did I? 2061 01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:28,285 Where do you think your talent comes from? 2062 01:43:28,368 --> 01:43:29,912 Jesus Christ. [laughs] 2063 01:43:29,995 --> 01:43:31,496 You've forgotten how fucking lucky you are, 2064 01:43:31,580 --> 01:43:33,624 that's your problem. 2065 01:43:33,707 --> 01:43:35,375 It's a privilege to do what we do. 2066 01:43:37,711 --> 01:43:39,129 What we do? 2067 01:43:39,671 --> 01:43:41,423 You live in a caravan. 2068 01:43:41,506 --> 01:43:44,343 You perform to 15 fucking people a night. 2069 01:43:44,426 --> 01:43:47,471 And I love every second of it. 2070 01:43:47,554 --> 01:43:50,182 And I don't need pills to get me through. 2071 01:43:50,265 --> 01:43:51,642 -[sighs] -Sure I'd give anything 2072 01:43:51,725 --> 01:43:54,603 to play to a big crowd. 'Course I would! 2073 01:43:54,686 --> 01:43:56,855 But if I only ever played to one person 2074 01:43:56,939 --> 01:43:58,482 for the rest of my life, 2075 01:43:58,565 --> 01:44:00,859 I'd be happy giving them everything I've got! 2076 01:44:03,070 --> 01:44:05,530 Unless that person was me, though, right? 2077 01:44:05,614 --> 01:44:08,825 Really? Who's been cheering you on from the wings, eh? 2078 01:44:10,452 --> 01:44:14,414 Who was it who stopped you from ruining your career? 2079 01:44:14,498 --> 01:44:17,876 There wouldn't be a Robbie Williams if it wasn't for me! 2080 01:44:20,837 --> 01:44:23,548 You've always been there for Robbie Williams, Dad. 2081 01:44:27,594 --> 01:44:29,763 Why couldn't you just be there for Robert? 2082 01:44:34,851 --> 01:44:36,395 [sighs] 2083 01:44:40,732 --> 01:44:43,652 You off to watch the football, then, yeah? 2084 01:44:45,404 --> 01:44:46,655 Nice one. 2085 01:44:48,573 --> 01:44:50,701 I'll see you in six years! 2086 01:44:52,869 --> 01:44:54,913 [inhales sharply] You don't have it! 2087 01:44:54,997 --> 01:44:56,790 [muffled whirring] 2088 01:44:57,457 --> 01:44:59,751 That's why you never made it! 2089 01:44:59,835 --> 01:45:01,920 -[whirring continues] -[wind whooshing] 2090 01:45:02,004 --> 01:45:03,630 Not as a husband! 2091 01:45:03,714 --> 01:45:05,549 Not as a father! 2092 01:45:05,632 --> 01:45:07,592 Not as anything! 2093 01:45:07,676 --> 01:45:10,595 [whirring and whooshing intensify] 2094 01:45:11,513 --> 01:45:14,349 Peter Conway doesn't fucking have it! 2095 01:45:30,282 --> 01:45:31,325 [screams] 2096 01:45:31,408 --> 01:45:32,409 [noises stop] 2097 01:45:32,492 --> 01:45:34,494 [breathes heavily] 2098 01:45:36,288 --> 01:45:39,082 Everything has come down to this. 2099 01:45:41,460 --> 01:45:43,337 They have come for me. 2100 01:45:45,047 --> 01:45:46,965 And I'm gonna die out there. 2101 01:45:50,093 --> 01:45:51,762 This is the end. 2102 01:45:51,845 --> 01:45:54,806 [dramatic operatic intro music plays] 2103 01:46:03,398 --> 01:46:05,525 [crowd cheering] 2104 01:46:35,931 --> 01:46:37,349 Light 'em up. 2105 01:46:38,308 --> 01:46:40,685 [band plays "Let Me Entertain You" intro] 2106 01:46:53,615 --> 01:46:55,283 ♪ Hell is gone And heaven's here ♪ 2107 01:46:55,367 --> 01:46:57,035 ♪ There's nothing left For you to fear ♪ 2108 01:46:57,119 --> 01:46:58,787 ♪ Shake your ass Come over here ♪ 2109 01:46:58,870 --> 01:47:00,539 ♪ Now scream ♪ 2110 01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:02,999 ♪ I'm burning an effigy ♪ 2111 01:47:03,083 --> 01:47:04,876 ♪ Of everything I used to be ♪ 2112 01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:08,130 ♪ You're my rock of empathy My dear ♪ 2113 01:47:08,213 --> 01:47:13,927 ♪ So come on Let me entertain you ♪ 2114 01:47:16,596 --> 01:47:21,726 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 2115 01:47:24,396 --> 01:47:26,064 ♪ Life's too short For you to die ♪ 2116 01:47:26,148 --> 01:47:28,150 ♪ Come grab yourself an alibi ♪ 2117 01:47:28,233 --> 01:47:30,735 ♪ Heaven knows your mother lied Mon cher ♪ 2118 01:47:31,862 --> 01:47:33,697 ♪ Separate your right From wrong ♪ 2119 01:47:33,780 --> 01:47:35,657 ♪ Come and sing A different song ♪ 2120 01:47:35,740 --> 01:47:38,910 ♪ The kettle's on, So don't be long, mon cher ♪ 2121 01:47:38,994 --> 01:47:42,247 ♪ So come on, let me... ♪ 2122 01:47:42,956 --> 01:47:45,167 ♪ Entertain you ♪ 2123 01:47:47,544 --> 01:47:52,424 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 2124 01:47:55,719 --> 01:47:56,803 Good evening, Knebworth! 2125 01:47:56,887 --> 01:47:58,763 [crowd cheers] 2126 01:48:00,098 --> 01:48:02,225 My name is Robbie Williams. 2127 01:48:03,643 --> 01:48:05,437 This is my band. 2128 01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:07,522 And for the next two hours, 2129 01:48:07,606 --> 01:48:09,524 your ass is mine! 2130 01:48:09,608 --> 01:48:11,109 [cheering] 2131 01:48:11,193 --> 01:48:12,611 ♪ Look me up In the Yellow Pages ♪ 2132 01:48:12,694 --> 01:48:14,446 ♪ I will be Your rock of ages ♪ 2133 01:48:14,529 --> 01:48:16,698 ♪ See-through fads And your crazy phases ♪ 2134 01:48:18,283 --> 01:48:20,118 ♪ Little Bo-Peep Has lost his sheep ♪ 2135 01:48:20,202 --> 01:48:22,245 ♪ Popped a pill And fell asleep ♪ 2136 01:48:22,329 --> 01:48:23,914 [phantom Robbie 1] We're going to slaughter you. 2137 01:48:23,997 --> 01:48:26,166 [phantom Robbie 2] Fucking useless. 2138 01:48:26,249 --> 01:48:29,544 [Robbie] ♪ Your mind gets burned with The habits you've learned ♪ 2139 01:48:29,628 --> 01:48:33,423 ♪ But we're the generation That's got to be heard ♪ 2140 01:48:33,507 --> 01:48:35,967 ♪ You're tired of your teachers And your school's a drag ♪ 2141 01:48:36,051 --> 01:48:38,094 [phantom Robbie 2] You've got nowhere to go. 2142 01:48:38,178 --> 01:48:41,389 Do everyone a favor and fuckin' end it! 2143 01:48:41,473 --> 01:48:46,686 -Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! -[backup] ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 2144 01:48:49,397 --> 01:48:53,818 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 2145 01:48:56,363 --> 01:48:59,199 [phantom Robbie 1] There is only one way out! 2146 01:48:59,282 --> 01:49:01,785 You don't deserve to fuckin' live! 2147 01:49:01,868 --> 01:49:04,371 -You will never be enough! -[yells] 2148 01:49:04,454 --> 01:49:07,958 ♪ He may be good He may be out of sight ♪ 2149 01:49:08,041 --> 01:49:11,753 ♪ But he can't be here So come around tonight ♪ 2150 01:49:11,836 --> 01:49:15,423 ♪ Here is the place Where the feeling grows ♪ 2151 01:49:15,507 --> 01:49:19,553 ♪ You got to get high Before you... ♪ [vocalizes] 2152 01:49:19,636 --> 01:49:22,430 ♪ Let me ♪ 2153 01:49:22,514 --> 01:49:25,016 -♪ Entertain you ♪ -[yelling] 2154 01:49:27,602 --> 01:49:32,649 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 2155 01:49:35,318 --> 01:49:40,740 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 2156 01:49:43,076 --> 01:49:44,744 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2157 01:49:44,828 --> 01:49:46,496 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2158 01:49:46,580 --> 01:49:48,748 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2159 01:49:48,832 --> 01:49:50,750 [all yelling] 2160 01:49:50,834 --> 01:49:52,669 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2161 01:49:52,752 --> 01:49:54,921 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2162 01:49:55,005 --> 01:49:56,923 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2163 01:49:58,425 --> 01:50:00,135 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2164 01:50:00,218 --> 01:50:02,012 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2165 01:50:02,095 --> 01:50:03,179 No, no, no! 2166 01:50:03,263 --> 01:50:04,139 [yells] 2167 01:50:04,222 --> 01:50:06,224 [screaming] 2168 01:50:06,308 --> 01:50:08,351 [both screaming] 2169 01:50:08,435 --> 01:50:09,936 [music ends] 2170 01:50:10,020 --> 01:50:11,563 [whimpers, exhales] 2171 01:50:11,646 --> 01:50:13,440 [whimpering] 2172 01:50:21,031 --> 01:50:23,199 [continues whimpering] 2173 01:50:26,953 --> 01:50:28,622 [grunts] 2174 01:50:28,705 --> 01:50:31,374 [distant] ♪ Come on Come on, come on, come on ♪ 2175 01:50:31,458 --> 01:50:32,917 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2176 01:50:33,001 --> 01:50:34,502 [drums playing] 2177 01:50:34,586 --> 01:50:36,004 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2178 01:50:36,087 --> 01:50:38,798 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2179 01:50:38,882 --> 01:50:41,009 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2180 01:50:41,092 --> 01:50:43,219 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2181 01:50:43,303 --> 01:50:45,930 ♪ Come on, come on Come on, come on ♪ 2182 01:50:46,014 --> 01:50:47,515 [outro music playing] 2183 01:50:50,352 --> 01:50:51,394 -[groans] -[music stops] 2184 01:50:52,187 --> 01:50:54,189 [panting] 2185 01:50:54,981 --> 01:50:56,107 [groans softly] 2186 01:51:03,990 --> 01:51:05,533 [birds chittering] 2187 01:51:18,004 --> 01:51:21,341 [weakly] ♪ Send someone to love me ♪ 2188 01:51:25,053 --> 01:51:28,014 ♪ I need to rest in arms ♪ 2189 01:51:34,521 --> 01:51:37,315 ♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪ 2190 01:51:40,985 --> 01:51:42,821 ♪ In pouring rain ♪ 2191 01:51:45,907 --> 01:51:47,158 -[groans] -[metal clatters] 2192 01:51:56,334 --> 01:51:58,211 ♪ As my soul ♪ 2193 01:52:01,965 --> 01:52:04,426 ♪ Heals the shame ♪ 2194 01:52:07,053 --> 01:52:08,388 [breathing shakily] 2195 01:52:08,471 --> 01:52:10,724 ♪ I will grow ♪ 2196 01:52:12,100 --> 01:52:14,394 ♪ Through this pain ♪ 2197 01:52:19,149 --> 01:52:21,234 ♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪ 2198 01:52:22,861 --> 01:52:24,571 ♪ All I can ♪ 2199 01:52:30,744 --> 01:52:33,580 ["Better Man" instrumental fading in] 2200 01:52:37,459 --> 01:52:39,544 [sniffling] 2201 01:52:39,627 --> 01:52:41,588 [sobbing faintly] 2202 01:53:01,149 --> 01:53:02,942 [sniffles] 2203 01:53:04,736 --> 01:53:06,654 [music fades out] 2204 01:53:06,738 --> 01:53:09,616 ♪ Send someone to love me ♪ 2205 01:53:09,699 --> 01:53:13,536 -[choral music fades in] -♪ I need to rest in arms ♪ 2206 01:53:14,746 --> 01:53:17,290 ♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪ 2207 01:53:18,374 --> 01:53:21,169 ♪ In pouring rain ♪ 2208 01:53:22,587 --> 01:53:25,507 ♪ Give me endless summer ♪ 2209 01:53:26,633 --> 01:53:29,511 ♪ Lord, I fear the cold ♪ 2210 01:53:31,054 --> 01:53:33,556 ♪ Feel I'm getting old ♪ 2211 01:53:34,599 --> 01:53:36,601 ♪ Before my time ♪ 2212 01:53:39,270 --> 01:53:41,397 ♪ As my soul ♪ 2213 01:53:42,982 --> 01:53:45,693 ♪ Heals the shame ♪ 2214 01:53:47,487 --> 01:53:49,322 ♪ I will grow ♪ 2215 01:53:50,990 --> 01:53:52,909 ♪ Through this pain ♪ 2216 01:53:54,911 --> 01:53:57,288 ♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪ 2217 01:53:59,040 --> 01:54:01,251 ♪ All I can ♪ 2218 01:54:01,334 --> 01:54:02,544 [woman] I lost the house. 2219 01:54:04,045 --> 01:54:06,506 The worst thing was I lost the ability to care. 2220 01:54:10,718 --> 01:54:12,595 You're next, if you want to share. 2221 01:54:18,059 --> 01:54:19,811 I feel a bit stupid, to be honest. 2222 01:54:24,148 --> 01:54:26,568 I'm just a chav that got everything they ever wanted. 2223 01:54:29,821 --> 01:54:32,031 It's a bit fucking embarrassing, to be frank. 2224 01:54:35,285 --> 01:54:38,079 I was taught that fame would solve everything. 2225 01:54:41,249 --> 01:54:43,668 But fame's got fuck all to do with me. 2226 01:54:43,751 --> 01:54:45,962 It's about acting out everyone else's fantasies. 2227 01:54:46,045 --> 01:54:48,631 You know, the shagging, the boozing, 2228 01:54:48,715 --> 01:54:51,342 the showing your bollocks on TV 2229 01:54:51,426 --> 01:54:53,052 and people cheering you for it. 2230 01:54:54,345 --> 01:54:56,139 Fame looks good in a photo. 2231 01:54:59,893 --> 01:55:03,521 They say your life freezes at the age you become famous. 2232 01:55:05,356 --> 01:55:07,066 So I am 15. 2233 01:55:09,652 --> 01:55:10,987 I'm stunted. 2234 01:55:12,947 --> 01:55:14,282 I'm unevolved. 2235 01:55:17,368 --> 01:55:19,245 And that's why I'm always like, 2236 01:55:19,329 --> 01:55:21,831 "Oh, it's okay, I think I'm a cunt and I'm fine with it." 2237 01:55:21,915 --> 01:55:24,375 It's so I get in there before you do. 2238 01:55:27,462 --> 01:55:29,714 And I fucking hate myself for it. 2239 01:55:35,970 --> 01:55:39,390 Sometimes it's a curse to get everything we want. 2240 01:55:39,474 --> 01:55:43,770 Repairing close relationships is a good first step 2241 01:55:43,853 --> 01:55:45,772 to repairing ourselves. 2242 01:55:52,278 --> 01:55:54,405 -[button clicks] -[razor whirring] 2243 01:55:59,077 --> 01:56:01,996 ♪ Go easy on my conscience ♪ 2244 01:56:02,080 --> 01:56:03,456 [choral orchestral music playing] 2245 01:56:03,539 --> 01:56:06,000 ♪ 'Cause it's not my fault ♪ 2246 01:56:07,335 --> 01:56:09,796 ♪ I know I've been taught ♪ 2247 01:56:10,672 --> 01:56:13,216 ♪ To take the blame ♪ 2248 01:56:16,135 --> 01:56:18,262 [choir vocalizing] 2249 01:56:31,109 --> 01:56:33,319 ♪ As my soul ♪ 2250 01:56:34,696 --> 01:56:37,156 ♪ Heals the shame ♪ 2251 01:56:38,992 --> 01:56:41,077 ♪ I will grow ♪ 2252 01:56:42,537 --> 01:56:44,288 ♪ Through this pain ♪ 2253 01:56:46,541 --> 01:56:48,835 ♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪ 2254 01:56:50,420 --> 01:56:52,422 ♪ All I can... ♪ 2255 01:56:58,386 --> 01:56:59,429 [glass shattering] 2256 01:57:25,538 --> 01:57:26,748 [car starts] 2257 01:57:27,874 --> 01:57:30,001 [car driving away] 2258 01:57:37,759 --> 01:57:41,054 ♪ Give me endless summer ♪ 2259 01:57:41,137 --> 01:57:43,723 ♪ Lord, I feel the cold ♪ 2260 01:57:43,806 --> 01:57:46,517 ...to do this and you did it, 2261 01:57:46,601 --> 01:57:48,603 and you deserve goodness. 2262 01:57:56,527 --> 01:57:58,571 [Robbie] ♪ I will grow ♪ 2263 01:57:59,447 --> 01:58:01,866 ♪ Through this pain ♪ 2264 01:58:02,700 --> 01:58:04,702 ♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪ 2265 01:58:05,703 --> 01:58:06,954 ♪ All I can ♪ 2266 01:58:09,749 --> 01:58:11,876 [instrumental break] 2267 01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:23,304 ♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪ 2268 01:58:24,097 --> 01:58:26,641 ♪ All I can ♪ 2269 01:58:26,724 --> 01:58:28,851 ♪ To be a better man ♪ 2270 01:58:32,772 --> 01:58:35,233 ♪ To be a better man ♪ 2271 01:58:38,820 --> 01:58:43,116 ♪ To be a better man ♪ 2272 01:58:43,199 --> 01:58:45,326 [indistinct TV chatter] 2273 01:58:48,412 --> 01:58:50,289 [Robbie laughing] 2274 01:58:54,752 --> 01:58:56,379 [Robbie] Good evening, folks. [clears throat] 2275 01:58:56,462 --> 01:58:57,630 Good evening, you slags. 2276 01:58:57,713 --> 01:58:59,423 No. Good evening, folks. 2277 01:58:59,507 --> 01:59:02,635 So, who is Robbie Williams? 2278 01:59:02,718 --> 01:59:04,345 Well, I've been called many things. 2279 01:59:04,428 --> 01:59:06,347 Narcissistic. Punchable. 2280 01:59:06,430 --> 01:59:07,890 Shit-eating twat. 2281 01:59:07,974 --> 01:59:09,767 But while I'm all those things, 2282 01:59:09,851 --> 01:59:12,270 I want to show you how I really see myself. 2283 01:59:12,353 --> 01:59:14,647 So sit back, relax, 2284 01:59:14,730 --> 01:59:18,317 while I give you a right fucking entertaining. 2285 01:59:21,863 --> 01:59:23,156 So... 2286 01:59:23,865 --> 01:59:25,408 the story starts. 2287 01:59:27,743 --> 01:59:28,744 [kisses] 2288 01:59:28,828 --> 01:59:31,289 [emotional music playing] 2289 01:59:51,642 --> 01:59:53,978 [emotional music continues] 2290 02:00:00,735 --> 02:00:03,779 This is the last song of the evening. 2291 02:00:03,863 --> 02:00:05,156 [audience groans] 2292 02:00:05,990 --> 02:00:07,283 It's sadder than that. 2293 02:00:07,366 --> 02:00:09,118 [audience groans] 2294 02:00:09,202 --> 02:00:11,078 It's much sadder than that. 2295 02:00:11,162 --> 02:00:12,580 [audience chuckles] 2296 02:00:12,663 --> 02:00:14,624 Thank you for being a wonderful audience tonight 2297 02:00:14,707 --> 02:00:16,959 and making my dream come true. 2298 02:00:17,043 --> 02:00:18,669 [cheers and applause] 2299 02:00:21,547 --> 02:00:23,424 I want to thank my mum 2300 02:00:24,842 --> 02:00:26,969 for being there when I needed you. 2301 02:00:27,762 --> 02:00:29,764 -[applause] -Always. 2302 02:00:29,847 --> 02:00:31,307 [mouths] I love you. 2303 02:00:42,109 --> 02:00:44,278 -[orchestra plays "My Way"] -[cheering] 2304 02:00:44,362 --> 02:00:45,529 You guessed it, folks. 2305 02:00:45,613 --> 02:00:48,157 [cheers and applause] 2306 02:00:48,241 --> 02:00:51,994 ♪ And now the end is near... ♪ 2307 02:00:52,078 --> 02:00:53,537 If you know the words, sing 'em. 2308 02:00:53,621 --> 02:00:55,039 If you don't, shut up, it'll sound crap. 2309 02:00:55,122 --> 02:00:56,791 [audience laughs] 2310 02:00:56,874 --> 02:00:59,585 ♪ The final curtain ♪ 2311 02:01:00,586 --> 02:01:02,880 ♪ My friends ♪ 2312 02:01:02,964 --> 02:01:05,925 ♪ I'll say it clear ♪ 2313 02:01:06,008 --> 02:01:08,970 ♪ And state my case ♪ 2314 02:01:09,762 --> 02:01:11,514 ♪ On which I'm certain ♪ 2315 02:01:11,597 --> 02:01:13,182 [woman] We love you, Robbie! 2316 02:01:13,266 --> 02:01:18,896 ♪ I've lived A life that's full ♪ 2317 02:01:18,980 --> 02:01:24,151 ♪ I've travelled each And every highway ♪ 2318 02:01:24,235 --> 02:01:25,653 Come on. 2319 02:01:25,736 --> 02:01:27,363 ♪ And more... ♪ 2320 02:01:27,446 --> 02:01:28,823 Everybody. 2321 02:01:28,906 --> 02:01:30,866 [audience] ♪ Much more than this ♪ 2322 02:01:30,950 --> 02:01:37,665 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 2323 02:01:38,541 --> 02:01:40,084 Now, I couldn't finish the show 2324 02:01:40,167 --> 02:01:42,295 without mentioning someone else here tonight. 2325 02:01:43,796 --> 02:01:46,382 I share a lot of the same mannerisms as this person. 2326 02:01:46,465 --> 02:01:48,843 People say I sing a bit like him, too. 2327 02:01:50,344 --> 02:01:51,679 He's made me who I am. 2328 02:01:51,762 --> 02:01:55,099 All the good things and a touch of the bad. 2329 02:01:56,309 --> 02:01:58,311 And I wouldn't be where I am without him. 2330 02:01:58,394 --> 02:02:01,314 We haven't performed together for... 2331 02:02:02,106 --> 02:02:03,816 25 years. 2332 02:02:05,985 --> 02:02:08,696 But I've wanted to every day since. 2333 02:02:09,613 --> 02:02:11,407 Please welcome to the stage, 2334 02:02:12,325 --> 02:02:13,534 my dad. 2335 02:02:13,617 --> 02:02:15,911 [cheers and applause] 2336 02:02:23,461 --> 02:02:25,546 [music soars] 2337 02:02:34,430 --> 02:02:36,307 Thank you very much. 2338 02:02:36,390 --> 02:02:38,976 What do you think, youth? Shall we light 'em up? 2339 02:02:40,644 --> 02:02:42,480 Tell it like it is, Dad. 2340 02:02:45,441 --> 02:02:46,942 ♪ Regrets ♪ 2341 02:02:47,902 --> 02:02:49,820 ♪ I've had a few ♪ 2342 02:02:50,404 --> 02:02:51,489 Me too. 2343 02:02:51,572 --> 02:02:54,283 ♪ But then again ♪ 2344 02:02:54,367 --> 02:02:56,786 ♪ Too few to mention ♪ 2345 02:02:57,912 --> 02:03:02,666 ♪ I did what I had to do ♪ 2346 02:03:04,043 --> 02:03:05,503 ♪ And saw it through ♪ 2347 02:03:05,586 --> 02:03:07,630 [audience cheers] 2348 02:03:07,713 --> 02:03:10,841 ♪ Without exemption ♪ 2349 02:03:10,925 --> 02:03:13,177 ♪ I planned ♪ 2350 02:03:13,260 --> 02:03:15,846 ♪ Each charted course ♪ 2351 02:03:16,806 --> 02:03:19,100 ♪ Each careful step ♪ 2352 02:03:19,850 --> 02:03:22,395 ♪ Along the byway ♪ 2353 02:03:24,522 --> 02:03:27,066 -I'm sorry, Robert. -I know, Dad. 2354 02:03:27,149 --> 02:03:28,859 You always had it, you know. 2355 02:03:29,527 --> 02:03:30,736 Now look at ya. 2356 02:03:31,404 --> 02:03:33,239 You're one of the gods. 2357 02:03:35,408 --> 02:03:39,161 ♪ Yes, there were times ♪ 2358 02:03:39,245 --> 02:03:41,330 ♪ I'm sure you knew ♪ 2359 02:03:42,581 --> 02:03:44,667 ♪ When I bit off ♪ 2360 02:03:44,750 --> 02:03:47,169 ♪ More than I could chew ♪ 2361 02:03:48,462 --> 02:03:51,298 ♪ And through it all ♪ 2362 02:03:51,382 --> 02:03:53,676 ♪ When there was doubt ♪ 2363 02:03:54,760 --> 02:03:57,721 ♪ I ate it up ♪ 2364 02:03:57,805 --> 02:04:01,183 ♪ And spit it out ♪ 2365 02:04:01,267 --> 02:04:03,352 ♪ I faced it all ♪ 2366 02:04:04,186 --> 02:04:06,021 ♪ And I stood tall ♪ 2367 02:04:06,897 --> 02:04:12,903 ♪ And did it my way ♪ 2368 02:04:12,987 --> 02:04:14,488 [audience cheering] 2369 02:04:26,542 --> 02:04:28,502 [audience roars] 2370 02:04:30,963 --> 02:04:32,840 Peter Conway, everybody. 2371 02:04:33,883 --> 02:04:34,967 My dad. 2372 02:04:36,343 --> 02:04:38,137 Or at least that's what Mum told us. 2373 02:04:38,220 --> 02:04:39,555 [mouths] Robert. 2374 02:04:39,638 --> 02:04:42,266 ♪ I've loved ♪ 2375 02:04:42,349 --> 02:04:44,143 ♪ I've laughed and cried ♪ 2376 02:04:45,519 --> 02:04:47,563 ♪ I've had my fill ♪ 2377 02:04:48,439 --> 02:04:51,233 ♪ My share of losing ♪ 2378 02:04:52,193 --> 02:04:54,153 ♪ And now ♪ 2379 02:04:55,070 --> 02:04:58,240 ♪ As tears subside ♪ 2380 02:04:59,408 --> 02:05:04,121 ♪ I find it all so amusing ♪ 2381 02:05:05,164 --> 02:05:06,373 ♪ To think ♪ 2382 02:05:07,541 --> 02:05:09,835 ♪ I did all that ♪ 2383 02:05:10,920 --> 02:05:13,255 ♪ And may I say ♪ 2384 02:05:14,381 --> 02:05:16,842 ♪ Not in a shy way ♪ 2385 02:05:18,219 --> 02:05:20,304 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 2386 02:05:20,387 --> 02:05:23,015 ♪ Oh, no, not me ♪ 2387 02:05:23,098 --> 02:05:28,562 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 2388 02:05:28,646 --> 02:05:31,774 ♪ For what is a man? ♪ 2389 02:05:32,858 --> 02:05:34,985 ♪ What has he got? ♪ 2390 02:05:35,945 --> 02:05:38,572 ♪ If not himself ♪ 2391 02:05:38,656 --> 02:05:41,450 ♪ Then he has not ♪ 2392 02:05:42,576 --> 02:05:45,287 ♪ To say the things ♪ 2393 02:05:45,371 --> 02:05:47,289 ♪ He truly feels ♪ 2394 02:05:48,249 --> 02:05:51,919 ♪ And not the words ♪ 2395 02:05:52,002 --> 02:05:55,130 ♪ Of one who kneels ♪ 2396 02:05:55,214 --> 02:05:57,299 ♪ Let the record show ♪ 2397 02:05:59,176 --> 02:06:01,178 ♪ I took the blows ♪ 2398 02:06:03,013 --> 02:06:05,391 ♪ And did it ♪ 2399 02:06:05,474 --> 02:06:11,730 ♪ My way ♪ 2400 02:06:29,707 --> 02:06:32,876 Nan? This is your grandson singing. 2401 02:06:33,627 --> 02:06:35,212 And I love you. 2402 02:06:38,424 --> 02:06:40,009 ♪ I did it ♪ 2403 02:06:40,926 --> 02:06:46,348 ♪ My way ♪ 2404 02:06:55,149 --> 02:06:57,735 Who did I love when I was a kid? 2405 02:06:58,986 --> 02:07:01,030 I loved Frank Sinatra. 2406 02:07:01,113 --> 02:07:02,698 Come on! 2407 02:07:02,781 --> 02:07:05,367 And I loved my dad and he's an entertainer. 2408 02:07:06,827 --> 02:07:08,329 Shit, that's who I am. 2409 02:07:08,412 --> 02:07:10,205 That feels good to me. 2410 02:07:10,289 --> 02:07:13,751 I want to make the 12-year-old at my nan's, 2411 02:07:13,834 --> 02:07:17,212 watching TV on a Saturday night, feeling safe, 2412 02:07:17,296 --> 02:07:21,175 I wanted to make that same 12-year-old feel safe on stage. 2413 02:07:23,719 --> 02:07:25,471 I'm a fucking entertainer. 2414 02:07:25,554 --> 02:07:28,641 It might be cabaret, but it's a world-class cabaret, 2415 02:07:28,724 --> 02:07:30,768 and I'm the fucking best at it. 2416 02:07:32,603 --> 02:07:35,522 -[final chord plays] -Fuck yourselves. 2417 02:07:37,650 --> 02:07:39,360 [music ends] 2418 02:07:41,654 --> 02:07:44,073 ["Forbidden Road" plays] 2419 02:07:51,955 --> 02:07:54,833 ♪ I walked along A forbidden road ♪ 2420 02:07:55,793 --> 02:07:57,461 ♪ I had to know ♪ 2421 02:07:58,253 --> 02:08:00,464 ♪ Where does it go? ♪ 2422 02:08:02,132 --> 02:08:05,219 ♪ Like birds that fly Into the sun ♪ 2423 02:08:05,969 --> 02:08:08,389 ♪ I had to run ♪ 2424 02:08:08,472 --> 02:08:10,849 ♪ I'm not the only one ♪ 2425 02:08:12,267 --> 02:08:15,354 ♪ Why do you look at me That way? ♪ 2426 02:08:15,437 --> 02:08:18,107 ♪ I'm not a problem That needs solving ♪ 2427 02:08:18,190 --> 02:08:20,651 ♪ The truth is still evolving ♪ 2428 02:08:22,361 --> 02:08:25,531 ♪ Life is the choices That we make ♪ 2429 02:08:25,614 --> 02:08:28,367 ♪ We're the masters Of our own fate ♪ 2430 02:08:28,450 --> 02:08:30,786 ♪ The painter and the paint ♪ 2431 02:08:31,912 --> 02:08:36,834 ♪ You need to lose your mind ♪ 2432 02:08:36,917 --> 02:08:41,839 ♪ To get back to the light ♪ 2433 02:08:41,922 --> 02:08:44,007 ♪ Sometimes ♪ 2434 02:08:45,134 --> 02:08:47,970 ♪ I walked along A forbidden road ♪ 2435 02:08:48,929 --> 02:08:50,514 ♪ I had to know ♪ 2436 02:08:51,306 --> 02:08:53,517 ♪ Where does it go? ♪ 2437 02:08:55,185 --> 02:08:58,939 ♪ Like birds that fly Into the sun ♪ 2438 02:08:59,022 --> 02:09:01,400 ♪ I had to run ♪ 2439 02:09:01,483 --> 02:09:03,902 ♪ I'm not the only one ♪ 2440 02:09:05,237 --> 02:09:08,323 ♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied ♪ 2441 02:09:08,407 --> 02:09:11,160 ♪ I made a lot Of poor decisions ♪ 2442 02:09:11,243 --> 02:09:13,829 ♪ Yeah, I've made Some revisions ♪ 2443 02:09:15,497 --> 02:09:18,542 ♪ And I'm still trying To get it right ♪ 2444 02:09:18,625 --> 02:09:21,295 ♪ I'm a living contradiction ♪ 2445 02:09:21,378 --> 02:09:23,630 ♪ The cure and the affliction ♪ 2446 02:09:24,882 --> 02:09:29,762 ♪ You need to lose your mind ♪ 2447 02:09:29,845 --> 02:09:34,892 ♪ To get back to the light ♪ 2448 02:09:34,975 --> 02:09:37,102 ♪ Sometimes ♪ 2449 02:09:38,228 --> 02:09:41,064 ♪ I walked along A forbidden road ♪ 2450 02:09:41,857 --> 02:09:43,484 ♪ I had to know ♪ 2451 02:09:44,276 --> 02:09:46,487 ♪ Where does it go? ♪ 2452 02:09:48,155 --> 02:09:51,992 ♪ Like birds that fly Into the sun ♪ 2453 02:09:52,075 --> 02:09:54,411 ♪ I had to run ♪ 2454 02:09:54,495 --> 02:09:56,997 ♪ I'm not the only one ♪ 2455 02:09:57,080 --> 02:10:02,127 ♪ So do you love me now? ♪ 2456 02:10:02,211 --> 02:10:06,131 ♪ Or did I let you down? ♪ 2457 02:10:07,341 --> 02:10:09,927 ♪ You said you wanted All my secrets ♪ 2458 02:10:10,010 --> 02:10:12,805 ♪ So I showed you All my demons ♪ 2459 02:10:12,888 --> 02:10:16,725 ♪ Do you love me now? ♪ 2460 02:10:18,685 --> 02:10:21,772 ♪ I walked along A forbidden road ♪ 2461 02:10:22,481 --> 02:10:24,900 ♪ I had to know ♪ 2462 02:10:24,983 --> 02:10:27,486 ♪ Where does it go? ♪ 2463 02:10:28,737 --> 02:10:32,491 ♪ Like birds that fly Into the sun ♪ 2464 02:10:32,574 --> 02:10:34,993 ♪ I had to run ♪ 2465 02:10:35,077 --> 02:10:37,955 ♪ I'm not the only one ♪ 2466 02:10:47,422 --> 02:10:49,550 [song ends] 2467 02:10:55,222 --> 02:10:58,016 [mellow music playing] 164315