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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Oh...
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Okay.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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I'm so excited, Paula.
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I just... I know I'm
making the right decision.
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You're gonna share your true
love with the whole world.
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And it doesn't get any bigger than that.
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Come on, we're late, and
they're waiting for us.
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Okay. Okay.
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Man, leave it to Rebecca
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to make a big production
out of everything.
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Whatever.
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I'm just glad I don't have
to spend Valentine's Day
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with my wife.
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I think it's exciting and romantic.
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I love a big reveal.
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Like, check this out.
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Ah. Oh, solid.
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I thought there were sleeves there.
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Okay, this is real, this is real.
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Ah...
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my heart is beating so quickly.
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Okay, listen, you can do this.
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I will be right here,
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and if you get nervous,
you look at me. Okay?
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Okay.
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And hey,
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enjoy this moment.
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It took a long time to get here.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it did.
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Ooh, thank you so much for
seeing me on such short notice
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and first thing in the morning.
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I keep my Valentine's
Days open for walk-ins.
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Big trigger day.
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Yeah, so, I'm in a bit
of a panic, Dr. Akopes.
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Uh, I went on three
dates with three guys,
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and I have no clarity on the situation.
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It's killing me. I'm not eating,
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I'm not sleeping, and those
are usually my two best events.
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I just, I have to pick a guy
by the end of Valentine's Day,
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and, uh, that's today.
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Okay, Rebecca, I hear you...
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and I think I have the answer.
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An answer?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, thank God. You usually want me
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to figure things out on my own,
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which I think is such a waste of money.
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Not today.
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Today I have a wonderful
treatment for you.
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A treatment?
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- Is it another pill?
- Nope.
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I'm gonna show you... your future.
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- Oh, you're not Dr. Akopian.
- Mm-mmm.
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- You're the Dream Ghost.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm asleep right now.
- Mm-hmm.
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This morning you decided
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to try one of Josh's green juices
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and had to run to the bathroom,
fell asleep on the toilet.
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That's where you are right now.
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Yeah, that sounds like me.
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I can show you anything you want.
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What would you like to see?
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Who I should choose.
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Show me that.
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Huh.
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Oh, my God.
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It's Greg.
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Of course I should choose Greg.
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Ugh, we're so happy. Look at us.
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Wait, what's wrong? What's that
empty and sad look on my face?
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Do I not love Greg? Does
he not make me happy?
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O-Okay, who should I choose, then?
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Oh.
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Nathaniel.
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I see what you're doing.
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Yep, I should be with Nathaniel.
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Show me the future
with Nathaniel, please.
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Of course.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh...
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, what is that?
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- Okay.
- I definitely want this.
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- Look what I found.
- Oh, is that...
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- It's Baby Ruth Gator Ginsberg!
- Where did you get this?
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I got it at this random store...
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Yes.
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Oh, my gosh, look at
that. I mean, look at it.
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It's Nathaniel.
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I should choose Nathaniel.
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Of course.
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And we look so happy.
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I love you.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no. There's,
there's that-that look again.
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That sad, empty look.
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So... okay,
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does this mean it's Josh?
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Who knows?
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You're so vague.
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Am I?
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Oh.
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That is very...
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All right, I mean, I guess you guys,
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you guys ate a lot of your waffles...
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- Which is very good, funny...
- Babe, they're both delicious.
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Yep.
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It's Josh. Yeah.
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This is happiness.
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Did you fill out
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the form for the Sacramento trip?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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Why didn't we just start with this one?
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It's great.
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It's gonna be so fun.
It's gonna be so fun.
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Here we go. Come on.
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All right, honey,
I'll see you later... oh...
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Anyone want their...
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- Walk, walk, walk...
- No dinosaur, okay.
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Bye, bye, bye.
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See you.
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What?
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No, no, no, no...
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There's that look again.
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Okay.
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So, clearly, I'm not happy
in any of these futures.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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Do you know?
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Okay. You're useless.
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All right, I'm just gonna
figure this out myself. Hey.
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Hey! Hello, hi.
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Hey, what's wrong?
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What's wrong? What's wrong with Josh?
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Why don't you love him?
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Why aren't you happy?
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Ugh, I need answers.
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Just... come on.
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Just... For a spirit, you are slow.
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Okay. What's the problem?
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Is Nathaniel cheating on you?
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Uh... me? Us?
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Huh?
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Damn it, I need answers.
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Come on. Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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Tell me.
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Huh?
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Tell me why you're so sad.
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Why aren't you happy with Greg?
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Huh? I mean, what's wrong with him?
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There's nothing wrong with Greg.
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Or Nathaniel or Josh.
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They're all wonderful.
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Okay, then why am I not
happy, with any of them?
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Don't-don't I love them?
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You do love them.
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The problem is,
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you don't know who you are.
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No, that's not true.
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Stupid Dream Ghost.
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What a dumb dream.
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Oh, I'm not done. I'm
gonna be here a while.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Hi. Hi, hi, how are you? Mm, hey.
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Okay. I got your text.
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What's wrong? I got
here as fast as I could.
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Nothing's wrong. I'm really excited.
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Look, I read online that there
are these new expungement rules,
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and I checked, and
my shoplifting charges
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are eligible to be
stricken from my record.
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Oh, wow, oh, that's great news.
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Yeah, it could change my life.
I wouldn't be a felon anymore,
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- no more parole.
- Mm-hmm.
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So I just need you to
help me file the casework
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and we can get the process started,
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- you know?
- I'm so sorry, I can't.
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This new job that I have,
I'm exclusive to my firm,
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and I checked my contract
and I just, I can't
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do any outside cases
anymore. I'm so sorry.
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But I've already talked to
Nathaniel, Sunil and Rebecca
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about taking over all of my cases.
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But you know my case.
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And you care more than anyone.
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I know.
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But, hey, look,
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I get it. We're friends.
I'm happy for you.
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You love that job.
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I'll work with someone else.
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I am so sorry, Hanifa.
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Damn it.
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So, did you hear from Rebecca?
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If I had heard from Rebecca,
would I be here talking to you?
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Uh, probably. Yeah. You're a bit needy.
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She said she was supposed to let me know
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by the end of the day, so...
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What does that mean?
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Is she gonna call? Text?
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Send a rose over here
in per... I-I'm unsure
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about the mechanics of this thing.
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Which is a bit annoying.
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You helped set up this
whole three date thing
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and you don't know how Rebecca
was supposed to respond?
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Eh, that's not the fun part.
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Wow. Having a beer at 10:00 a.m.
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Unlike you.
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Waiting for Rebecca to decide,
it's just killing me, man.
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Yeah, I wonder how she'll tell you.
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She's kind of dramatic. She
might just call you all together
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and pop out of a giant cheesecake.
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Are those cheesecakes they jump out of?
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Well, whatever she decides,
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she'll do it in a great way,
because she's the woman I love
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and she's great.
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Oh... Oh, dear.
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I just want to be in love.
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Get married, have babies. I'm ready now.
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She has to pick me.
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Oh, God, I'm so cold.
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- Hold me.
- Okay, I-I will not hold you.
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But I do have an extra fleece in my car.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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I've been trying to distract myself
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from thinking about Rebecca
and her decision with my work,
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but half-assing cases at a nothing firm
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is just not doing it for me anymore.
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I'm sorry, should I not
say that to you guys?
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It's fine.
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Daddy and Papa understand.
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Sir? I just need a
signature on this file.
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But while my bosses are
here, I did want to ask,
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what is the company policy on fun hair?
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- I don't think we have one.
- No.
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I was thinking about
growing my hair long.
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Not for a man bun,
but for a sweet, sweet pony.
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Oh. Oh.
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It's gonna take about
a year to grow out.
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And there are gonna be some
awkward stages along the way,
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so I need your blessings. Yes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yes?
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I've had the same haircut since 1998,
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so I don't care.
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You make it seem great.
Thank you so much.
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I have nothing for you to sign,
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I just wanted to ask that question.
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Giddy-up, pony!
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Anyway, guys, what do
you think? What do I do?
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Well, maybe take a
break. Like a sabbatical.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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I've always wanted to go to Israel.
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Don't sabbaticals
have to do with Israel?
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Well, I mean the word "sabbath"
and "rabbi" are both in there.
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For what it's worth,
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I think Rebecca's gonna pick you.
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'Cause you're the best.
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And you don't have
any venereal diseases.
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Not that I know of.
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But check for human papilloma virus.
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It's more common than you think,
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and most men do not experience symptoms.
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Okay, great. Great,
tip, thank you, Bert.
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You're right. I'm
probably just...
265
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stressing about Rebecca,
and my life and my job
266
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are not as lame, boring
and sad as they seem.
267
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Again, no offense.
268
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Honey, you here?
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Hey.
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Oh, hi. I am so happy you're here.
271
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Okay, look. I know today is
your Valentine's decision day
272
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and you have a lot on your mind,
273
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but I need your help.
274
00:12:09,714 --> 00:12:12,659
I can't work at the county
jail because of my new job,
275
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and it is killing me.
276
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And I know that you and
Nathaniel are covering
277
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a lot of it, but
278
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I really care about the work
that we're doing down there,
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and I just...
280
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What do I do?
281
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Ah-huh.
282
00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,509
Well, you could just ask Julia to start
283
00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:32,702
a pro Bono arm of the firm
and offer free representation.
284
00:12:32,727 --> 00:12:34,760
- That's a thing?
- It's definitely a thing.
285
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:35,941
Lot of firms do it.
286
00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,665
Hey, did you just solve my problem?
287
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:40,948
I mean... I hope so.
288
00:12:40,973 --> 00:12:42,756
That's great!
289
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,591
Because, you know, sometimes I
290
00:12:44,616 --> 00:12:46,714
ask your advice on
stuff, and then you just
291
00:12:46,739 --> 00:12:48,772
talk about yourself
and... but this time...
292
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- Oh, I did that right?!
- Yes!
293
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,666
- Oh, cool!
- So proud of you.
294
00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:54,034
Um...
295
00:12:54,102 --> 00:12:55,769
What else can I say that's helpful?
296
00:12:55,794 --> 00:12:57,460
Well, hey, Paula,
297
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never give up on what you believe in.
298
00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:02,609
Well, I will not.
299
00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:04,110
Great. Okay.
300
00:13:04,179 --> 00:13:08,048
- So, is it appropriate to
talk about myself now? - Yes.
301
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,083
Great. Okay. So, just now,
302
00:13:10,152 --> 00:13:12,063
I was in the bathroom, and
I was asleep on the toilet...
303
00:13:12,087 --> 00:13:13,998
- Multitasking. Smart.
- Thank you.
304
00:13:14,308 --> 00:13:15,989
And I had just the worst dream.
305
00:13:16,102 --> 00:13:17,835
- Aw.
- So, I dreamt that I had a future
306
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,426
with each of the three guys.
307
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:22,996
But in no future was I happy.
308
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,508
And then Bride Rebecca
turned to me and said...
309
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,144
There were three Rebeccas,
one of them was, like,
310
00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:27,367
a really pretty bride...
311
00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:29,469
And she turned to me, and she said
312
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that the reason I wasn't happy with them
313
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was because I don't know who I am.
314
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,269
And then I woke up!
315
00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:37,722
So I don't know what that meant,
316
00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:39,057
'cause that's crazy, right?
317
00:13:39,081 --> 00:13:40,180
Well, do you?
318
00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:42,382
- Of course I do!
- Okay.
319
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:44,294
I mean, God, no one's worked harder
320
00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:45,867
on themselves than I have, you know?
321
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,688
I got workbooks and meds and
therapy coming out the wazoo.
322
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,592
Yeah. But...
323
00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:53,693
you're Rebecca.
324
00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:55,105
So, I mean, those thoughts
325
00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,692
are coming from you.
326
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,613
Damn it.
327
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,703
You're right.
328
00:14:03,772 --> 00:14:06,206
I have no idea who I am.
329
00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:10,941
You and my unconscious...
330
00:14:11,446 --> 00:14:13,996
As manifested by a very
pretty bride... are right.
331
00:14:15,091 --> 00:14:16,045
Oh, Cookie.
332
00:14:18,949 --> 00:14:20,219
Uh, how?
333
00:14:20,244 --> 00:14:21,977
How is this possible?
334
00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:25,079
I've done so much work.
335
00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:28,538
And now, I'm more
confused than I ever was.
336
00:14:29,007 --> 00:14:32,232
And it's Valentine's Day,
and it's already... What time is it?
337
00:14:32,257 --> 00:14:33,661
11 o'clock.
338
00:14:35,229 --> 00:14:37,003
11 o'clock, Paula!
339
00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:40,772
Okay, it's... I mean, 11:00
a.m., it's, uh, the day is young.
340
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,944
No, just, 11 o'clock
is a significant time.
341
00:14:43,969 --> 00:14:45,802
If we were in a musical,
342
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:48,394
this is where I would perform
my big 11 o'clock number.
343
00:14:49,484 --> 00:14:51,017
Really? You don't know... okay.
344
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:54,287
An 11 o'clock number is
a big showstopping number
345
00:14:54,312 --> 00:14:55,912
with some sort of thematic revelation,
346
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,670
and it usually happens
around 11:00 p.m.,
347
00:14:57,695 --> 00:15:00,170
because shows used to
start at 8:30, but now
348
00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:01,539
they start earlier for some reason.
349
00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:02,933
Uh, okay.
350
00:15:03,148 --> 00:15:04,847
What do I do?
351
00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:07,267
Well...
352
00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:09,121
What I think that you sh...
353
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:14,349
Rebecca?
354
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,514
Woo-hoo, hello?
355
00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:17,945
Shh.
356
00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:19,641
What are you doing?
357
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:20,832
Give me one sec, one second.
358
00:15:22,451 --> 00:15:23,731
Oh, I get it.
359
00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,052
You're doing that thing that you do.
360
00:15:26,121 --> 00:15:28,955
All right. Well, I'll just wait.
361
00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:31,380
♪ ♪
362
00:15:33,228 --> 00:15:37,341
♪ It's 11 o'clock, 11 o'clock ♪
363
00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:41,868
♪ And the deadline
is anytime today ♪
364
00:15:41,937 --> 00:15:45,071
♪ But I won't know by
11 o'clock tonight ♪
365
00:15:45,842 --> 00:15:46,984
♪ Just like I didn't know ♪
366
00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:50,110
♪ At 11 o'clock yesterday... ♪
367
00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:55,915
Oh, good, an abstract theatrical space.
368
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,940
Now I can actually think.
369
00:15:58,922 --> 00:16:00,421
♪ It's 11 o'clock ♪
370
00:16:00,622 --> 00:16:02,660
♪ And by 11 o'clock ♪
371
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:07,109
♪ Shouldn't I have earned
a frickin' ever after? ♪
372
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:10,666
♪ I've done the workbooks,
taken the pills ♪
373
00:16:10,691 --> 00:16:13,825
♪ What more could I do? ♪
374
00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:16,836
♪ How do I still not know myself ♪
375
00:16:16,861 --> 00:16:20,262
♪ After all that
I've been through? ♪
376
00:16:21,943 --> 00:16:23,843
♪ I was ♪
377
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:27,357
♪ Working hard at a New
York job makin' dough ♪
378
00:16:27,382 --> 00:16:29,115
♪ But it made me blue ♪
379
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,744
♪ One day I was crying a lot,
and so I decided to move to ♪
380
00:16:33,255 --> 00:16:36,623
♪ West Covina, California,
brand new pals and new career ♪
381
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,825
♪ I admitted that's
where Josh lived ♪
382
00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:40,738
♪ And that's what brought
me here, 'cause I was ♪
383
00:16:40,762 --> 00:16:44,862
♪ Just a girl in love ♪
384
00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:49,432
♪ Didn't want to be held
responsible for my actions ♪
385
00:16:49,457 --> 00:16:51,991
♪ I had many underlying
issues to address ♪
386
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:53,850
♪ And I did and didn't
want to be crazy ♪
387
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:57,120
♪ No, wait, I didn't
did want to be crazy ♪
388
00:16:57,145 --> 00:17:01,091
♪ To clarify, I got a diagnosis ♪
389
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,428
♪ A diagnosis ♪
390
00:17:04,453 --> 00:17:07,954
♪ And I named the darkness ♪
391
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:15,195
♪ And though I knew I'd
have problems again... ♪
392
00:17:15,263 --> 00:17:16,863
I know I got to move on to a new song,
393
00:17:16,888 --> 00:17:19,321
but I want to keep discoing.
394
00:17:19,477 --> 00:17:23,246
♪ I wanted to be a good
person, yes, it's true ♪
395
00:17:23,271 --> 00:17:26,172
♪ Be a good person,
but better than who? ♪
396
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:29,008
♪ This medley just
got super intense ♪
397
00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:32,181
♪ 'Cause life doesn't
really make narrative sense ♪
398
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:36,107
♪ ♪
399
00:17:43,214 --> 00:17:45,081
♪ It's 11 o'clock ♪
400
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:46,940
♪ 11 o'clock ♪
401
00:17:47,406 --> 00:17:49,239
♪ I need to end this song ♪
402
00:17:49,264 --> 00:17:51,821
♪ But I don't know how ♪
403
00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:55,031
♪ 11 o'clock, still 11 o'clock ♪
404
00:17:55,933 --> 00:18:00,469
♪ Well, Rebecca,
you've done it now ♪
405
00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:08,425
♪ You ruined everything ♪
406
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:10,912
♪ You stupid bitch ♪
407
00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:15,332
♪ Uprooted everything ♪
408
00:18:15,357 --> 00:18:17,290
♪ And said you'd made a switch ♪
409
00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:20,003
♪ But you're still
a poopy little slut ♪
410
00:18:20,028 --> 00:18:21,431
♪ Who lives in a dream ♪
411
00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:24,964
♪ And doesn't know how to love ♪
412
00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:35,752
♪ This whole journey's
been a crock ♪
413
00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:41,095
♪ ♪
414
00:18:48,579 --> 00:18:50,980
♪ In case you can't tell time ♪
415
00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:55,295
♪ It's still 11 o'clock. ♪
416
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,337
♪ ♪
417
00:19:00,502 --> 00:19:02,481
Rebecca? Hello?
418
00:19:02,506 --> 00:19:04,073
Hey!
419
00:19:05,468 --> 00:19:06,468
What?
420
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:16,189
Okay! Next up at our open mic,
421
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,759
we have a lady who is here to reveal
422
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,385
the biggest decision of her life.
423
00:19:24,015 --> 00:19:27,132
So it shouldn't be
self-indulgent at all.
424
00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:31,003
I suffer from insomnia, and I
think we've just found the cure.
425
00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,605
George, I can't see.
426
00:19:32,674 --> 00:19:34,974
Oh, I'm sorry, Maya.
427
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,032
Is my lustrous ponytail
blocking your view?
428
00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:41,013
Yes. You know, in the year since
you grew that lustrous ponytail,
429
00:19:41,575 --> 00:19:43,248
you've gotten a big ego.
430
00:19:43,273 --> 00:19:45,669
Well, I'm sorry. But
it's a part of who I am.
431
00:19:45,694 --> 00:19:46,952
I call her
432
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,003
"Raven's Nest."
433
00:19:48,028 --> 00:19:49,781
- Shut up, come on.
- All right, everybody.
434
00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:52,359
Next up... Please help me
welcome to the stage
435
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,116
Regina Nota Brunch.
436
00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:58,244
Yeah, I clearly wrote "Rebecca
Nora Bunch" on the card.
437
00:19:58,269 --> 00:20:00,535
Oh. Do you want to do this,
or do you want to do that?
438
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:07,539
Hi, everyone. Um...
439
00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:10,053
Happy Valentine's Day.
440
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,044
Thank you so much for all being here
441
00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:13,946
on this very, very,
very important holiday.
442
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,471
So...
443
00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:19,964
one year ago today, I made
a very important decision.
444
00:20:20,657 --> 00:20:22,014
That's the reason
you're here, of course.
445
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,168
But before I get to that, I, uh...
446
00:20:26,532 --> 00:20:29,214
I just want to say
how inspired I've been
447
00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:32,154
by everyone in this
room, and their journeys
448
00:20:32,179 --> 00:20:33,567
over the past year.
449
00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:36,369
And I'm just talking about my
friends, not the other people
450
00:20:36,393 --> 00:20:38,593
who are here for the other
acts in the open mic. Sorry.
451
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,156
Valencia and Beth.
452
00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:47,302
You two took a big step,
and you did it your own way.
453
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,749
Will you?
454
00:20:50,774 --> 00:20:53,408
Valencia, yes.
455
00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:57,946
That was the perfect proposal.
456
00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:00,148
It was exactly what
I wanted... a moment...
457
00:21:00,173 --> 00:21:01,639
just for us.
458
00:21:04,521 --> 00:21:06,121
Is that a drone outside the window?
459
00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,534
Of course it's a drone,
what are we doing?
460
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,024
Right, of course.
461
00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:10,602
Wait, show 'em the ring.
462
00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,114
- We did it.
- We did it!
463
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,017
Darryl and April.
464
00:21:18,408 --> 00:21:20,775
You two created a blended family.
465
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:23,015
April adopted Hebecca.
466
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,806
Oh, wow.
467
00:21:24,831 --> 00:21:26,164
- Darryl.
- I know.
468
00:21:26,189 --> 00:21:28,390
- That's amazing.
- Thank you.
469
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,422
Wow, so you're gonna have three kids
470
00:21:30,447 --> 00:21:31,847
in one house, that's a lot.
471
00:21:32,817 --> 00:21:33,815
Four.
472
00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:35,260
No.
473
00:21:35,285 --> 00:21:37,406
Mm-hmm. It's that super sperm.
474
00:21:38,622 --> 00:21:39,941
Oh, we are so excited.
475
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,900
We already picked out
some names, we've got
476
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,692
Harryl and Hapril
477
00:21:43,717 --> 00:21:45,779
and Hannison and...
478
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:48,730
- I'm kidding.
- Okay.
479
00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:50,391
Okay.
480
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,146
By the way, we just found out,
481
00:21:52,171 --> 00:21:53,704
so don't tell anyone.
482
00:21:53,904 --> 00:21:55,169
Lips are sealed.
483
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,673
- And now there's another
baby! Congratulations... - Oof.
484
00:21:58,698 --> 00:22:01,065
Oh, I wasn't supposed to
say anything, I'm so sorry.
485
00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:02,688
Why do you tell her things?
486
00:22:02,713 --> 00:22:04,646
I honestly have no idea.
487
00:22:05,749 --> 00:22:07,282
Heather and Hector.
488
00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:10,752
You also have have a new
addition to your family.
489
00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,346
One we all love and adore.
490
00:22:14,491 --> 00:22:16,273
Shout out to your new hot tub.
491
00:22:17,773 --> 00:22:19,707
Oh, yeah.
492
00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:23,776
Oh... ooh.
493
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,735
My back... Ah...
494
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,136
Oh, my back. Ah.
495
00:22:28,205 --> 00:22:29,365
Do you want to see a picture?
496
00:22:29,406 --> 00:22:31,106
Sometimes she drives me crazy,
497
00:22:31,131 --> 00:22:32,818
but eight jets, four light settings,
498
00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:35,583
jumbo cup holders? She's perfect.
499
00:22:35,951 --> 00:22:37,651
She has her daddy's hair.
500
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,381
- In her filter.
- Yeah.
501
00:22:40,865 --> 00:22:42,064
And White Josh.
502
00:22:43,472 --> 00:22:46,121
Something happened...
503
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,590
with you this year...
504
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:51,436
that was really important...
505
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:54,873
I want to say it involves the circus.
506
00:22:55,272 --> 00:22:57,740
My a-apartment burned down.
507
00:22:57,765 --> 00:22:58,930
Along with everything I own.
508
00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:00,150
On the same day that
509
00:23:00,183 --> 00:23:03,054
my childhood home also burned
down in the same wildfire.
510
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:04,575
- That was it.
- Yeah.
511
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,670
I was at the circus when I
found out that that happened.
512
00:23:08,057 --> 00:23:10,854
And I left the circus, as you recall...
513
00:23:11,842 --> 00:23:13,175
'cause the circus was over.
514
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,332
Right.
515
00:23:14,357 --> 00:23:15,589
I'm sorry about that.
516
00:23:16,071 --> 00:23:17,995
I never really came around on you.
517
00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:19,926
Never will.
518
00:23:20,663 --> 00:23:21,830
Respect.
519
00:23:21,855 --> 00:23:23,922
"Respect" is not an
appropriate response there.
520
00:23:24,887 --> 00:23:26,395
- Respect.
- Okay.
521
00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:29,162
And Paula...
522
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,495
what you did...
523
00:23:33,277 --> 00:23:34,610
A pro Bono arm
524
00:23:34,635 --> 00:23:36,435
of the firm will allow us to represent
525
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:37,926
women who are forgotten
526
00:23:37,951 --> 00:23:40,103
or outright mistreated by the system.
527
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,055
I did a lot of research
and I put together
528
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,613
a proposal for you.
529
00:23:43,670 --> 00:23:46,499
Um, many firms have these
programs and they offer
530
00:23:46,524 --> 00:23:49,758
great PR and some tax breaks, as well.
531
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,434
What an amazing ask.
532
00:23:52,459 --> 00:23:54,959
It's so indicative of why we hired you.
533
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,785
Oh, great.
534
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:57,758
Oh!
535
00:23:57,783 --> 00:23:59,420
Oh, I am so relieved.
536
00:23:59,445 --> 00:24:00,711
But we're busy
537
00:24:00,736 --> 00:24:02,877
with the cases we already
have and we're trying
538
00:24:02,902 --> 00:24:04,635
to make the most money for the partners.
539
00:24:04,832 --> 00:24:06,598
You understand.
540
00:24:07,695 --> 00:24:08,928
Yeah, I know.
541
00:24:08,953 --> 00:24:10,486
Um, I really do.
542
00:24:10,511 --> 00:24:11,810
Uh, and-and...
543
00:24:12,506 --> 00:24:14,467
the thing is, is, uh...
544
00:24:14,492 --> 00:24:16,294
and I say this with so much affection,
545
00:24:16,319 --> 00:24:18,548
um, either we do this, or...
546
00:24:20,522 --> 00:24:21,821
I quit.
547
00:24:22,216 --> 00:24:23,219
What?
548
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,627
I love this job.
549
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,632
But I am not gonna walk
around with a hole in my heart
550
00:24:28,657 --> 00:24:30,401
because there are people
out there who need me
551
00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:32,663
and I'm sitting up here
on my ass in a fancy suit.
552
00:24:34,578 --> 00:24:37,645
I have to be true to who I am... inside.
553
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,836
So.
554
00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:42,232
Thanks.
555
00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:45,259
I loved it here.
556
00:24:48,812 --> 00:24:49,938
Bye.
557
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:57,977
Paula, wait.
558
00:25:01,029 --> 00:25:02,663
Let's talk.
559
00:25:05,414 --> 00:25:06,781
Damn, Paula.
560
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,506
That was bad-ass.
561
00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:12,501
Which brings us to another person.
562
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:15,378
The person I care about very much.
563
00:25:15,962 --> 00:25:17,328
And...
564
00:25:17,794 --> 00:25:19,727
he's really the reason I'm here.
565
00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:23,988
Josh Chan.
566
00:25:32,254 --> 00:25:34,611
Josh, you really are the
reason I'm here tonight.
567
00:25:42,798 --> 00:25:43,841
I know you've been waiting
568
00:25:43,866 --> 00:25:45,332
for me to make a decision today.
569
00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:46,451
Yeah.
570
00:25:48,086 --> 00:25:49,585
Josh...
571
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,675
Some day you're gonna find a girl
572
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,634
who is perfect for you.
573
00:25:57,337 --> 00:25:59,931
And honestly, I feel
like it'll happen soon
574
00:25:59,956 --> 00:26:01,756
because you are ready
575
00:26:01,781 --> 00:26:03,714
for a serious relationship.
576
00:26:05,535 --> 00:26:08,036
You mean so much to me,
I hope you know that.
577
00:26:10,895 --> 00:26:12,161
But I'm sorry.
578
00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:17,859
Oh.
579
00:26:18,682 --> 00:26:19,901
Yeah.
580
00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:23,757
Can I have a minute?
581
00:26:24,905 --> 00:26:27,210
Of course, yeah.
582
00:26:29,765 --> 00:26:31,398
Without you here?
583
00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:32,900
Oh.
584
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,191
Yes. Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Hmm.
585
00:26:35,216 --> 00:26:37,149
Yes.
586
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,693
I'll just go, I'll go in my...
587
00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:44,890
But I'm gonna give you your space. Um...
588
00:26:49,707 --> 00:26:51,830
You sure I can have Estrella?
589
00:26:51,854 --> 00:26:54,154
Of course, you really forged
590
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,046
a beautiful bond with number 28.
591
00:27:00,363 --> 00:27:01,962
Well, I got to run, uh...
592
00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,586
I got a magic club meeting.
593
00:27:03,611 --> 00:27:05,344
We let in some more members
594
00:27:05,369 --> 00:27:07,603
and George is having a
party to celebrate, so, yeah.
595
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,594
- Well, that sounds fun.
- Yeah.
596
00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:12,190
See you.
597
00:27:15,778 --> 00:27:17,193
Good-bye, Josh Chan.
598
00:27:18,614 --> 00:27:20,314
I'm shocked that I'm doing this.
599
00:27:20,426 --> 00:27:22,426
But $80 a month is a great deal.
600
00:27:22,451 --> 00:27:23,951
Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.
601
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,408
I'm a great roommate.
602
00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:27,263
Question... do you own a vibrator?
603
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,923
You will never know.
604
00:27:32,587 --> 00:27:34,721
I should stop asking people that.
605
00:27:35,631 --> 00:27:37,731
Josh, I moved to West Covina for you.
606
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,393
And I will never forget that.
607
00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:45,167
And I'm so, so happy for you.
608
00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:47,544
That you found what you wanted.
609
00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:49,676
With a little magic.
610
00:27:50,054 --> 00:27:51,312
You found love.
611
00:27:54,176 --> 00:27:56,296
They met in a magic club,
that's why I'm saying magic.
612
00:27:56,831 --> 00:27:58,963
Oh, she's sweet.
613
00:27:58,988 --> 00:28:00,220
Yeah.
614
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:02,278
She's also a lot.
615
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,491
I know, but in a good way.
616
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,961
And then, Nathaniel.
617
00:28:11,144 --> 00:28:12,543
Okay, Nathaniel.
618
00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:13,837
So what I want to say
619
00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:15,256
_
620
00:28:15,304 --> 00:28:16,502
- is that...
- Ah.
621
00:28:16,921 --> 00:28:18,120
Huh.
622
00:28:19,671 --> 00:28:21,685
Uh, based on your words, tone,
623
00:28:21,710 --> 00:28:23,644
and body language, I'm guessing...
624
00:28:23,756 --> 00:28:25,389
we're not riding off into the sunset
625
00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:27,373
on the horses I rented, are we?
626
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:30,528
There are horses? Where are the horses?
627
00:28:30,553 --> 00:28:31,952
In the stable.
628
00:28:32,021 --> 00:28:33,603
With the champagne.
629
00:28:34,501 --> 00:28:36,835
And the giant diamond.
630
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,529
Okay, um...
631
00:28:42,642 --> 00:28:44,575
You have to know, you have to know
632
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,600
that the-the times that
we've spent together
633
00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,036
have been some of the best of my life.
634
00:28:49,246 --> 00:28:51,446
But, I... You don't, you
don't have to explain.
635
00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:56,898
You only get one life.
636
00:28:58,969 --> 00:29:00,869
And you got to live
that the way you want.
637
00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:06,089
I think everyone deserves that.
638
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,109
I'm quitting, Dad.
639
00:29:09,134 --> 00:29:10,734
I don't want to work for you anymore,
640
00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:12,058
or anyone, for a while.
641
00:29:14,706 --> 00:29:16,373
No, you can't forbid it.
642
00:29:16,398 --> 00:29:17,898
I'm a grown-up man.
643
00:29:17,935 --> 00:29:19,501
Mm-hmm. Mm.
644
00:29:19,602 --> 00:29:21,201
Oh, yeah? Well, I love you.
645
00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:26,617
Thanks for your support, guys.
It really has meant a lot to me.
646
00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:28,008
Of course.
647
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,033
Jinx.
648
00:29:29,111 --> 00:29:30,388
Now, if you'll excuse me,
649
00:29:30,412 --> 00:29:31,912
I need to see a man...
650
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,194
about a monkey.
651
00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:36,802
_
652
00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:39,770
_
653
00:29:40,047 --> 00:29:42,047
_
654
00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,258
_
655
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,137
_
656
00:29:46,162 --> 00:29:47,027
_
657
00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:48,312
_
658
00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:49,715
_
659
00:29:49,739 --> 00:29:50,898
_
660
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:52,215
_
661
00:29:53,018 --> 00:29:55,353
_
662
00:29:56,369 --> 00:29:58,065
_
663
00:29:58,350 --> 00:29:59,558
_
664
00:30:00,622 --> 00:30:01,740
_
665
00:30:03,351 --> 00:30:05,784
_
666
00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:11,718
Hola.
667
00:30:11,787 --> 00:30:13,253
¿Cómo estás?
668
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:15,145
You upended your life.
669
00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:17,668
You changed everything.
670
00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:19,927
But, unlike me,
671
00:30:19,995 --> 00:30:21,628
you did it for the right reasons.
672
00:30:21,918 --> 00:30:23,918
And I am in awe of you.
673
00:30:25,837 --> 00:30:27,236
And finally...
674
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,880
Hi, Greg.
675
00:30:40,536 --> 00:30:42,269
Greg, uh...
676
00:30:42,747 --> 00:30:45,315
Uh, Greg, I, uh... I don't know...
677
00:30:45,891 --> 00:30:48,192
what I can say to you that
I haven't already said.
678
00:30:49,216 --> 00:30:50,453
So tell me. Yes or no.
679
00:30:50,478 --> 00:30:51,587
Just say it fast.
680
00:30:51,612 --> 00:30:53,445
- I... So, before I tell you,
- _
681
00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:55,937
I just, I want you to...
682
00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,614
I want you to understand
the choice I'm making.
683
00:30:57,762 --> 00:31:00,096
- Okay.
- Okay.
684
00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:02,611
So, this morning,
685
00:31:02,636 --> 00:31:05,093
I had a terrible dream
while on the toilet.
686
00:31:05,118 --> 00:31:06,417
This is starting off well.
687
00:31:06,442 --> 00:31:08,106
Right. And then Paula came over.
688
00:31:08,131 --> 00:31:09,464
Trying to follow.
689
00:31:09,489 --> 00:31:11,589
Greg, you deserve a full explanation,
690
00:31:11,701 --> 00:31:13,868
and here it is. So...
691
00:31:13,937 --> 00:31:17,505
Right, toilet, Paula came over,
692
00:31:17,530 --> 00:31:19,230
I helped her through an issue,
693
00:31:19,255 --> 00:31:21,911
and then she asked me
694
00:31:22,542 --> 00:31:24,401
probably the most important question
695
00:31:24,470 --> 00:31:25,970
anyone's ever asked me in my life.
696
00:31:29,575 --> 00:31:32,743
Rebecca, hello? Hey!
697
00:31:34,514 --> 00:31:36,642
- What?
- What are you doing?
698
00:31:36,825 --> 00:31:39,225
Uh, sorry, nothing, nothing.
699
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,076
No, that's not nothing.
700
00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:44,773
That's... You're staring
off into space, like you do.
701
00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:46,878
You do that a lot.
702
00:31:47,193 --> 00:31:48,392
What's...
703
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,470
what's happening when you do that?
704
00:31:54,994 --> 00:31:56,434
I don't want to tell you. It's weird.
705
00:31:56,459 --> 00:31:59,961
Oh, come on, any weirder than
the many, many weird things
706
00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:01,884
you and I have done since we met?
707
00:32:02,535 --> 00:32:04,809
I've just... I don't know...
I've never told anybody,
708
00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:07,468
except for the Dream Ghost and Dr. Phil.
709
00:32:07,923 --> 00:32:08,913
What?
710
00:32:08,981 --> 00:32:12,354
What the hell? Okay.
711
00:32:12,379 --> 00:32:14,812
When I stare off into space...
712
00:32:17,991 --> 00:32:20,357
I'm imagining myself
in a musical number.
713
00:32:22,226 --> 00:32:25,728
That's how I sometimes
see big moments in my life,
714
00:32:25,955 --> 00:32:27,388
as musical numbers.
715
00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:31,990
And because I do that, so does the show.
716
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:36,050
And by show, I mean the very
popular BPD workbook acronym,
717
00:32:36,075 --> 00:32:37,675
"Simply Having Omniscient Wishes."
718
00:32:38,178 --> 00:32:40,578
So, yeah, I...
719
00:32:40,646 --> 00:32:42,202
I see myself in these songs.
720
00:32:44,491 --> 00:32:46,283
Wait, I'm confused. What?
721
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:50,187
All right. Paula, can I
show you something?
722
00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:51,399
You can show me anything.
723
00:32:51,424 --> 00:32:52,482
- Okay.
- Okay.
724
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,380
Look off with me like this.
725
00:32:54,910 --> 00:32:56,033
Do I have to be thinking
anything while I...
726
00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:57,343
- Just-just look off.
- Okay.
727
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640
Whoa.
728
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:06,736
What...
729
00:33:07,622 --> 00:33:09,556
What is all this?
730
00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:12,309
This is me.
731
00:33:13,371 --> 00:33:14,689
Okay, these are all
732
00:33:14,714 --> 00:33:17,047
of the identities that
I've tried to fit into.
733
00:33:17,805 --> 00:33:19,016
Okay?
734
00:33:19,085 --> 00:33:21,719
So this is all the weird and freaky
735
00:33:21,744 --> 00:33:24,732
and dumb and useless
stuff that is my life
736
00:33:24,757 --> 00:33:26,357
and has led me to nothing.
737
00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,827
It's not nothing.
738
00:33:29,896 --> 00:33:31,031
It's...
739
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,876
it's beautiful.
740
00:33:36,168 --> 00:33:38,669
What do you mean, beautiful?
I can't focus here.
741
00:33:38,694 --> 00:33:40,125
Let's go back to reality.
742
00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:42,717
Okay, wait, I'm sorry,
what do you mean, beautiful?
743
00:33:43,570 --> 00:33:44,466
Okay.
744
00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:47,968
Those-those songs that you
imagine, when you come back,
745
00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:51,201
you've always figured
something out, right?
746
00:33:52,142 --> 00:33:54,028
I mean, yeah,
747
00:33:54,053 --> 00:33:55,986
I guess I've processed something, sure.
748
00:33:56,011 --> 00:33:57,444
And have you ever written them down?
749
00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:01,825
Written down my-my mind songs?
750
00:34:01,850 --> 00:34:03,281
No. Why would I do that?
751
00:34:03,306 --> 00:34:05,475
I mean, the-the closest
I came to that, I guess,
752
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,811
was during the community theater revue
753
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,169
when I changed those lyrics.
754
00:34:08,303 --> 00:34:10,737
And you loved that, right?
755
00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:14,181
- Yeah.
- Okay.
756
00:34:14,206 --> 00:34:17,274
Rebecca, just... get me back there.
757
00:34:17,299 --> 00:34:19,167
Uh, okay, uh...
758
00:34:21,847 --> 00:34:23,638
Baby, it's here.
759
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,093
What you're looking for,
760
00:34:26,118 --> 00:34:27,450
the way to know who you are,
761
00:34:28,211 --> 00:34:29,810
it's here.
762
00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:34,338
Are you sure?
763
00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:39,595
♪ It's not just some coincidence ♪
764
00:34:39,799 --> 00:34:42,333
♪ Not random, not by chance ♪
765
00:34:42,358 --> 00:34:45,855
♪ Who'd-a thunk it,
you're remarkable ♪
766
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,313
♪ Not weird ♪
767
00:34:47,338 --> 00:34:49,121
♪ Or dumb or cray ♪
768
00:34:49,146 --> 00:34:51,583
♪ What you need ♪
769
00:34:52,237 --> 00:34:56,586
♪ Just happens to be ♪
770
00:34:56,869 --> 00:35:00,135
♪ Here. ♪
771
00:35:04,047 --> 00:35:06,281
These songs in your head,
you have to write them down.
772
00:35:07,101 --> 00:35:08,735
That's how you do it.
773
00:35:09,813 --> 00:35:11,816
Write them down.
774
00:35:11,841 --> 00:35:14,275
Write down the songs.
775
00:35:14,542 --> 00:35:16,717
Write down the songs. Okay. Okay.
776
00:35:16,742 --> 00:35:20,323
Uh, I need paper! You need a pen!
777
00:35:23,396 --> 00:35:25,224
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
778
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:29,808
Now get started.
779
00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:39,957
This is gonna be so much fun.
780
00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:49,245
I know it sounds crazy.
781
00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:51,681
Writing down the flights
of fancy in my head.
782
00:35:51,794 --> 00:35:52,726
I mean, you know,
783
00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:55,138
what even is that? But, Greg,
784
00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:58,254
I've been doing it for
the past couple hours,
785
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,742
and I think Paula's right,
this is what I need to do.
786
00:36:04,179 --> 00:36:06,254
And you need to do this alone?
787
00:36:06,279 --> 00:36:07,802
Yeah.
788
00:36:08,194 --> 00:36:10,370
I think that's how this works.
789
00:36:11,928 --> 00:36:13,623
And I don't know how
long it's gonna take.
790
00:36:13,648 --> 00:36:17,716
Okay, I hear you, Rebecca.
You just got to know that...
791
00:36:18,246 --> 00:36:21,914
I'm not gonna wait, not anymore.
792
00:36:23,339 --> 00:36:24,471
I know.
793
00:36:26,843 --> 00:36:28,801
Greg, when I look at you,
794
00:36:28,826 --> 00:36:31,360
I see someone who's ahead of me,
795
00:36:31,385 --> 00:36:32,934
and who has been ahead of me.
796
00:36:33,362 --> 00:36:34,561
Your recovery,
797
00:36:35,533 --> 00:36:38,865
and then your love for Serrano's, I...
798
00:36:39,673 --> 00:36:41,673
I want that for myself.
799
00:36:41,698 --> 00:36:43,965
She wants to own an Italian restaurant?
800
00:36:43,990 --> 00:36:46,324
Oh, come on, you know what she means.
801
00:36:48,294 --> 00:36:49,988
God, I wish you were not still single.
802
00:36:50,749 --> 00:36:53,116
I will not feel safe until
one of you is married.
803
00:36:53,328 --> 00:36:56,162
Oh, shh. Just let her talk.
804
00:36:56,602 --> 00:36:59,363
And so, over the past year,
805
00:36:59,388 --> 00:37:03,957
I have done some really
new and really scary things.
806
00:37:04,172 --> 00:37:06,706
"When writing songs,
the most important thing
807
00:37:06,731 --> 00:37:09,300
"is to learn to tell your story,
808
00:37:09,801 --> 00:37:11,901
"not a story you get
from the outside world,
809
00:37:11,926 --> 00:37:13,545
but your own story."
810
00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:17,197
AJ, this book's, like, amazing!
811
00:37:17,258 --> 00:37:19,425
You borrowed my Dartmouth
sweatshirt again?
812
00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:21,894
There are chocolate stains all over it.
813
00:37:22,257 --> 00:37:23,818
Sorry.
814
00:37:26,431 --> 00:37:28,899
I'll just get him a Harvard
sweatshirt, it's better.
815
00:37:28,924 --> 00:37:30,624
Okay, the best songs...
816
00:37:31,072 --> 00:37:32,376
How many years of piano
817
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,273
- have you had?
- None.
818
00:37:34,623 --> 00:37:36,623
What other instruments do you play?
819
00:37:36,648 --> 00:37:37,627
None.
820
00:37:38,195 --> 00:37:40,675
What do you know about piano?
821
00:37:41,852 --> 00:37:45,961
There appear to be black
keys and white keys.
822
00:37:47,445 --> 00:37:49,569
Well, showing up is the first step.
823
00:37:49,594 --> 00:37:51,661
Yeah, it is. Let's do this.
824
00:37:51,698 --> 00:37:53,099
Okay. Can I call you Rick?
825
00:37:53,124 --> 00:37:55,095
- Uh, sure.
- Is that your name?
826
00:37:55,136 --> 00:37:57,469
No, but call me Rick.
827
00:37:57,494 --> 00:37:59,461
Okay. Thanks, Rick.
828
00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:13,656
Yeah, uh, that's... That was, um...
829
00:38:13,681 --> 00:38:16,148
- Was it better than last week?
- Sure.
830
00:38:16,173 --> 00:38:18,036
Okay, great, 'cause I've
been working really hard.
831
00:38:18,061 --> 00:38:20,829
Yeah. You're getting most of the notes.
832
00:38:20,933 --> 00:38:22,732
- You're getting there.
- Yes!
833
00:38:22,757 --> 00:38:24,824
- It's just gonna take a while.
- Great.
834
00:38:24,849 --> 00:38:25,981
Okay.
835
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:30,682
I don't know about that last
lyric. I don't think it's good.
836
00:38:30,989 --> 00:38:32,222
Oh, I liked it.
837
00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,177
Take it easy on yourself.
838
00:38:34,202 --> 00:38:37,397
Yeah. I think it's catchy, and
I have great taste.
839
00:38:37,422 --> 00:38:39,833
- Really?
- Oh, yeah, keep going.
840
00:38:39,858 --> 00:38:41,991
You're doing great, honey.
841
00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:45,389
Will you stop mentioning that hot tub?
842
00:38:45,414 --> 00:38:47,781
I'm gonna look really
snatched for the wedding.
843
00:38:54,222 --> 00:38:56,604
And, look, I don't know
if what I'm doing yet
844
00:38:56,629 --> 00:39:01,698
is any good, but all I know is that
845
00:39:01,723 --> 00:39:03,656
I can finally show the outside world
846
00:39:03,681 --> 00:39:05,671
what's been inside
of me this whole time.
847
00:39:06,264 --> 00:39:09,732
All of it. All of the-the
nuances and the gray areas.
848
00:39:10,461 --> 00:39:13,518
It's not just about the act
of writing. It's about how,
849
00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:15,068
when I'm doing that,
850
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,205
when I'm telling my own story...
851
00:39:19,981 --> 00:39:22,382
for the first time in my life,
852
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,394
I am truly happy.
853
00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:27,357
It's like I just met myself.
854
00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:31,217
Like I just met Rebecca.
855
00:39:32,773 --> 00:39:34,769
I came to this town to find love,
856
00:39:36,137 --> 00:39:37,526
and I did.
857
00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,977
I love every person in this room.
858
00:39:41,907 --> 00:39:43,567
Each and every one of you.
859
00:39:44,746 --> 00:39:46,841
Again, just talking to my
friends, not the other people
860
00:39:46,866 --> 00:39:48,333
here for the open mic night.
861
00:39:48,358 --> 00:39:49,636
But, you know what, screw
it, I love you guys, too.
862
00:39:49,661 --> 00:39:51,394
Love that sweater.
863
00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:55,226
And now,
864
00:39:55,677 --> 00:39:58,617
for the first time in
my life, I can say that
865
00:40:00,146 --> 00:40:02,248
maybe I'm finally ready
866
00:40:02,273 --> 00:40:06,141
for the other kind of love.
867
00:40:06,325 --> 00:40:09,092
You know, the kind we
talk about a lot more.
868
00:40:09,209 --> 00:40:12,577
And, hell, it-it might be with
someone in this room.
869
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,083
But whoever it's with, it won't be
870
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,148
"ending up" with someone,
871
00:40:38,902 --> 00:40:42,159
because romantic love is not an ending,
872
00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:45,820
not for me or for anyone else here.
873
00:40:47,697 --> 00:40:50,798
It's just a-a part of your story,
874
00:40:51,336 --> 00:40:52,885
a part of who you are.
875
00:40:55,645 --> 00:40:57,008
And so,
876
00:40:57,033 --> 00:40:58,236
um...
877
00:40:58,927 --> 00:41:00,493
here we go.
878
00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:14,550
This is a song I wrote.
879
00:41:23,822 --> 00:41:29,330
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