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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello, and welcome to Top Gear.
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Thank you! Thank you, thank you,
thank you...
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And thank YOU in particular, yes.
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All right, we are back
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and we have been busy driving
a whole lot of cars.
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Here's what we've got coming up
for you in this series.
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Who says we don't do
serious car reviews?
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Here!
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Noooo!
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Whoohoo! How good is that?!
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- Scare me! - Scare you?!
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- Scare me! - I'm trying!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Yahoo!
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That, my friend, is panache.
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CAR ALARM WAILS
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Imola!
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Incoming car.
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Come on!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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All that to look forward to
over the next six weeks, OK?
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But first up,
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you ask any car lover what their
favourite noise in the world is,
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and they will immediately say...
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The V8 engine.
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Exactly.
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And with this year being,
as you all know,
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the 116th anniversary
of the V8 car...
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The big 116!
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..we decided it was time
for a little celebration.
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Yeah, so the producers told us three
each to pick a new V8 sports car
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that could do anything.
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And head to America's Wild West
for a mystery road trip.
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The United States -
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spiritual home of the V8 and land
of the great American road trip.
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Ours would begin
at a remote location in Utah,
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where we'd been told to show up
with the best all-around sports car
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we could find, powered by that most
iconic of all engines.
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ENGINE PURRS
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Yeah, baby.
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And since I had the home advantage,
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I took the producer's brief and...
well, I nailed it.
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The Ford Mustang.
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The original American V8
performance icon, huh?
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And this isn't just any
Ford Mustang -
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no, no, no, no, no, no.
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This is the raciest Mustang Ford
makes, the GT350R.
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Carbon fibre wheels, a 5.2-litre V8
motor that makes 520 horsepower.
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Only this one...doesn't.
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Because in the finest Mustang
tradition of taking a fast thing
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and making it even faster,
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this particular GT350R
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has been lightly enhanced
by a man from Texas.
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A man called Mr Hennessey.
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DISTANT ENGINE
Oh. Ssh, ssh. OK, here we go.
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And while I had embraced the V8
brief and used my imagination...
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Oh, yeah! That's right.
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..it appeared Rory...hadn't.
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The Jaguar F-Type SVR.
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- Yeah. - Yeah, isn't this great?
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I mean, you brought a V8 muscle car,
I brought a V8 muscle car.
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No, no. No.
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No, I brought a V8 muscle car,
you brought...
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..a Jaguar.
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Well, this is Britain's answer
to the muscle car.
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We had a look at your rough sketch
and we refined it.
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This is muscle car 2.0.
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How much power does it make?
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575 horsepower.
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Wow, impressive! Yeah. Wow!
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How about yours?
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I don't know, really.
I don't know. Mustang...
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What do you mean you don't know?
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This is a supercharged version.
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Wait a minute -
is this the Hennessey?
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- Is it? - This thing makes
850 horsepower!
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Does it?!
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Ooh!
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Lucky me!
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Then along came Chris...
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Well, well, well.
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..with HIS idea of a
great all-rounder.
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Absolute shambles.
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4 million miles of paved road
in America,
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and they tell us to meet
in a pit full of rocks.
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Worse still, it sounded like
a 1980s arcade.
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DOOR CHIMES
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Gentlemen! Behold the McLaren 570GT.
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How's the, er, ground clearance?
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Absolutely terrible.
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When they said "road trip,"
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I thought it might involve
actual roads.
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Chris, this is the Wild West.
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You've got to be prepared
for anything!
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Well, I suppose I am,
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because this is basically two cars
for the price of one, isn't it?
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On the one hand, it is still
a proper supercar, crazy fast.
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But it's also a comfortable GT car.
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In fact it's three cars -
check this out...
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It's also an estate car!
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Look at this!
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Wow. You could seriously fit
a couple of sheets of A4 in there.
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And not that flimsy stuff,
I'm talking about the thick...
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The stuff you use, like,
for a cover page, the good stuff?
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We're supposed to be celebrating the
evolution, OK,
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- of the V8 sports car. - Right.
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You've brought a car that
desperately wants it to be 1965.
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- Yeah. - And you've also brought a car
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that desperately wants it
to be 1965.
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- So...? - I'm in the present day,
you're in the past,
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as is confirmed by your shirt.
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Right. What are you laughing at?
Let's not get on shirts!
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LAUGHTER
Let's not get on shirts!
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I look good! You do look good.
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- You look... You're on fire.
- I've never seen a label
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riveted to a T-shirt before.
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That's remarkable, that is.
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But before we could get to the
bottom of who looked least awful,
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a local turned up
in an old Ford pick-up.
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Ooh, that sounds a bit V8-y,
what's that?
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They do burble nicely, V8s,
don't they?
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Burble, burble.
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- How are you? - Here you go.
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Oh, thank you. Nice ride.
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OK. "You and your V8 sports cars
will now drive
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"to America's fastest race track
on the Nevada border.
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"Along the way, you will undertake
a series of challenges
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"to discover which of your V8s
is best."
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So, with the Nevada border
a couple of days ahead of us,
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we had some road to cover.
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But, of course, first,
that meant finding it.
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This is the quintessential American
V8 right here, the Mustang.
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HE WHINNIES
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Oh, yeah!
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Buying it is just the start.
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Then you get busy giving it more
power, bigger brakes,
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probably even more power.
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It's the American way!
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The 570GT is the most relaxed car
that McLaren makes, right?
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It's got softer suspension
and it's quieter on the road -
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or at least it would be
if I was on a road!
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- CLATTER
- Oh!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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ENGINE ROARS
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There is a very good reason
why I chose the Jaguar F-Type SVR.
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I chose this because it has
all-wheel drive,
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and that means it's ready
for anything.
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It's unflappable.
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Suave.
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Like me.
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But soon, it was time to find out
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just how unflappable
our V8s really were...
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..because getting out of this valley
would take a bit of a climb.
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This looks like a very bad idea.
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Dear Lord!
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One mistake up here,
and you're looking at
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a very, very painful accident.
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Look at the remnants
of that car there!
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But none of that seemed to trouble
the cowboy and his Mustang.
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Careful, Matt,
what the hell are you doing?!
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HE LAUGHS
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Coming round the top, boys!
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Whoo!
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Supposed to be a road trip!
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God, look what we've just come up!
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That would be a beautiful death!
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With the valley behind us,
waiting at the top...
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Hey, a paved road! Look at this!
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Yes!
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Finally, our V8s
could stretch their legs.
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This is where the real test begins.
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Ho-ho!
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Whoo!
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ENGINE ROARS
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HE LAUGHS
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Do you hear that, boys?
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That is the sound of
an American V8 in the wild -
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the greatest noise in the world!
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I don't mean to be pernickety here,
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but that's not
an American V8, really,
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is it, Matt? Because that's
a flat-plane V8 sound,
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and most American V8s
are cross-plane V8s,
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so what you've got there
is a European V8
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in an American body shell.
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That's about as American
as Silvio Berlusconi!
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Who is she?
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HE LAUGHS
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This is the coupe version of the car
that I drove from Coventry to Geneva
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a couple of years ago.
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At the time, I said that was
the fastest Jaguar ever,
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but that's not quite true,
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because THIS is
the fastest Jag ever.
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This will do 200mph.
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The fixed roof actually improves
top speed by 5mph.
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It's the same reason Chris Harris
is so fast.
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It's all down to his dome!
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Most supercars, they're a pain
to live with, they really are.
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But the 570GT, it just isn't.
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This car is supple,
it's comfortable,
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it's practical, and on this road...
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I'm in the firm suspension setting
now - if I go to comfort...
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Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
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Whoa!
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Oh, that McLaren is quick!
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Hey, Chris, what's the 0-60 on that?
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About three and a half seconds.
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About the same as mine.
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Matt? Yeah, about three and a half
seconds maybe.
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Maybe less, I don't know,
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- right around there. - OK, OK -
how about a shoot-out?
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- A what? - Take the next left.
Next left.
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And suddenly we were off-road again.
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Oh, you're going to love this.
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There's nothing about this
I'm going to love.
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Right, here's how
this is going to work.
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Quickest on the draw,
like in those old cowboy films.
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When I say go, you two head off,
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opposite directions,
slow as you can,
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but no touching the brakes.
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When I come on the radio and say
draw,
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spin around and head back.
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First one across the line
is the winner.
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This is completely childish.
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You don't have to play.
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Oh, I'm going to play.
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Yeah, I'm going to win as well.
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Buffalo LeBlanc, you ready?
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Ready.
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Crazy Eyes Harris, are you ready?
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Crazy Eyes, who has...?
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Stupid nicknames. Yeah, I'm ready!
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Three, two...
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..one...
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Go!
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He's not even moving!
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Two can play at that game, LeBlanc.
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I saw brake lights, Harris.
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No brakes.
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A duel in the dirt -
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this is basically what this car
was designed to do.
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He's got a locking differential.
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He can turn on a sixpence if he just
does a little half-doughnut,
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whereas I can't.
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Curse you, McLaren, and your lack
of locking differentials!
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V8 muscle car is a tool, as good
or as bad as the man handling it.
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Remember that.
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SPITTOON PINGS
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Yeah.
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I'm going to get over
to one side now.
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on,
say it, say it, say it!
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Draw!
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Ho-ho!
256
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,880
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
257
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,480
Yes, baby!
258
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,160
- Chris is the winner! - Ha-ha-ha!
259
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,320
Damn it, he got me!
260
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,080
Oh!
261
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,920
- Oh! - Chris has taken it!
262
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,200
Chris, in the McLaren!
263
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,000
Well done, mate.
HE COUGHS
264
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,400
Thanks for that! Cheers!
265
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,720
HE SPLUTTERS
266
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,280
So, with the Mustang
out of the game,
267
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,520
would the Jag be any quicker
on the draw?
268
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,360
OK, Crazy Eyes Harris,
are you ready?
269
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,800
- I'm ready. - Rory...
270
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,160
Odd Taste In Clothing -
are you ready?
271
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,400
Never been readier!
272
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,680
Three, two, one...
273
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,960
Go!
274
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,520
OK, we're off.
275
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,480
Oh, he's had to creep away
faster than me.
276
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,840
Man, this is so counterintuitive.
277
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,120
I've got 570-odd horsepower
278
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,040
and I can only use
about three right now!
279
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,320
Who will it be?
280
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,040
Four-wheel drive, a massive
advantage for him
281
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,640
when it comes to heading
back towards the finish line.
282
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:56,840
But I'm not convinced that he can
turn as well as me,
283
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,720
cos I can spin turn, and he can't.
284
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,160
All right, come on, Reid, come on,
come on, come on.
285
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:07,520
- He's moving to one side...
- Get ready, get ready, get ready.
286
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,680
And draw!
287
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,080
Come on! Come on, baby!
288
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,600
Made it!
289
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,760
Oh-ho-ho!
290
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,240
Whoo! Come on!
291
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,160
Oh, I think I got duffed up there.
292
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,840
Rory by a mile!
293
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,520
I think, yes, an actual mile!
294
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,160
- Oh! - Ha-ha!
295
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:41,800
That, gentlemen, is what you call
a spectacular win.
296
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,960
- Here it comes. - I just beat
a McLaren, in a Jag!
297
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,160
I didn't stand a chance.
298
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,560
All-wheel drive Jag -
wasn't going to beat that.
299
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,680
You were gone.
300
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,960
HE LAUGHS
301
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,640
Are you doing the dance IN the car?
302
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,960
Yeah, a little bit. A little bit.
303
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,760
Just to confirm, er,
I'm not done winning.
304
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,800
Right.
305
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,280
So, as Rory took winning the
challenge he'd just made up
306
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,160
with his typical good grace...
307
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,560
Oh, it feels good to be a winner!
308
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,320
..we got back on the road.
309
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,840
The Jaguar F-Type.
310
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,640
Know what that says about you, Rory?
311
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,160
What does it say about me?
312
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,200
- It says you couldn't afford
an Aston Martin. - Oh!
313
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,920
HE CHUCKLES
314
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,000
Soon, we were told to head to
a mystery location
315
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,800
for our first proper tribute
to the V8.
316
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,320
What is this place?
317
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,240
I don't know.
But it looks kind of creepy.
318
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,800
- Who's he? - It appears to be
a challenge, gentlemen.
319
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,760
Thank you. It says here,
320
00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:01,560
"The V8 sports car can trace its
roots back to the prohibition era,
321
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:05,400
"when moonshine runners needed speed
and performance to evade the police.
322
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,080
"To prove the speed and performance
of your V8s,
323
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:12,400
"you will now each run a crate of
moonshine to the state line."
324
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,680
So, this tribute to the V8 moonshine
runners of old
325
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,920
would be a chase through
a sprawling industrial complex,
326
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,280
finishing at a hastily knocked
together...
327
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,960
..border post.
328
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,160
"PS - get a move on.
329
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,920
"As soon as Officer Block finishes
his doughnut,
330
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,320
"he'll be in hot pursuit."
331
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:38,040
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Officer Block?
332
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,240
Ken Block?!
333
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,960
Yes. Because no chase would be
complete without a bit of company,
334
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:49,000
we'd be pursued by legendary
Sheriff of the Slide,
335
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,360
Ken Block.
336
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,640
My buddy!
337
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,520
Me and Ken, we go way back!
Yeah! K-Dog! K-Money! Big-K...
338
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,760
Special-K is what I call him.
339
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,160
Very heart-warming story, Matt,
340
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,520
but Officer Block appears to have
turned to the dark side.
341
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,280
He's a member of the law now. Let's
load up and get out of here, OK?
342
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,040
- Copy that. - Shine time!
343
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,920
Go, go, go, go, go!
344
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,120
- Are you ready? - Hit it! Go!
345
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,440
POLICE SIREN
346
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,280
Which way are we going?
347
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,320
This is sketchy.
348
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,440
He's coming!
349
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,200
He's right behind you, Rory!
350
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,880
With the pursuit gathering momentum,
351
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,200
it seemed like a good opportunity
to assess our cars' handling.
352
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,480
Ah, this four-wheel drive
is perfect for this!
353
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,080
This thing just grips!
354
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,880
I can throw it into a corner,
get on the power super early...
355
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,640
..and it just goes!
356
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,160
God, this thing is so fast.
357
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,440
But it's small and it's nimble.
358
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,680
That's what McLaren is all
about, it's about handling.
359
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,440
I've got handling to spare here.
360
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,160
One-handage!
One-handed shine escape!
361
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,480
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
362
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,720
BOTTLES CLINK
363
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,240
It's got so much grip!
364
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,080
And the steering is like a razor.
365
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,640
So aggressive.
366
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,040
OK...
367
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,480
I mean, I don't like running
from the law, but...
368
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,400
..this is awesome!
369
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,080
Whoa!
370
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,680
- Go, Chris - go, go, go!
- He's right behind me!
371
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,480
SIREN WAILS
372
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,840
Man, this guy really
wants my moonshine!
373
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,680
All right, we've got to lose him,
you guys.
374
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,880
We need to split up. Rory,
you go right, we'll go left.
375
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,400
- Go right, go right.
- Good idea, good idea.
376
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,000
No, no, no, no.
Bad idea, bad idea!
377
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,280
How do I get out, how do I get out?
378
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,960
Argh!
379
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,880
Hey, Ken.
380
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,400
You know what rhymes with block?
C...
381
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,680
- Oh-ho-ho...
- Harris, where are you going?
382
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,960
SIREN WAILS
383
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,240
Relentless.
384
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,320
REVERSE ALARM BEEPING
385
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,880
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
386
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,960
Hey, buddy!
387
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,680
Whoa!
388
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,880
That's not friendly at all.
389
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,040
How far have I got to go?
Where is he?
390
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,800
Oh, my Lord.
391
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,680
He's so much quicker than me.
He can go across the grass, I can't.
392
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,160
Oh, my God!
393
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,840
Oh, ho-ho!
394
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,160
I can see a border!
395
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,200
Oh, it's sketchy,
the tyres are going.
396
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,240
Get through the border,
get through the border...
397
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,720
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
398
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,560
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
399
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,000
OK, we'll pick that up
later in the show.
400
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,480
But now it's time to put
a star in our reasonably fast car.
401
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,680
He's one of Britain's
best loved comedians,
402
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,240
he's had a number one hit single,
403
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,800
and, most impressively,
404
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,040
once owned a Mitsubishi Carisma.
405
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,960
And earlier today, he got some
training out on the track
406
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,400
with Mr Charisma himself,
407
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,640
Chris Harris.
408
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,000
- Yeah, I've missed you.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
409
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,800
please welcome to the sofa
Rob Brydon.
410
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,120
Hello. Hello.
411
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,120
- Nice to see you. - Hello.
- How are you, buddy?
412
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,000
Nice to see you, Rob.
Great to meet you. Welcome, welcome.
413
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,160
Cheers. Thank you. Thank you.
414
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,360
All right. Now you've driven round
the track here before,
415
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,200
how did you like the new GT 86?
416
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,800
Before we say anything else,
417
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,880
it's soaking wet.
418
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,600
It is wetter than the worst day
419
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,400
of Noah and Mrs Noah
when they're saying,
420
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,880
"Have we got enough wood?" That is
so wet. It was wet, wasn't it?
421
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,200
- It was wet. - So, the time
is not going to be great, Matt.
422
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,120
So you're saying it's wet.
423
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,640
It was moist!
424
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,400
OK. And how was Chris as a teacher?
425
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:46,240
He's, yeah, I mean,
an acquired taste, you know.
426
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,760
You know that saying?
Oh, you don't have to tell me!
427
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,280
Yeah. No, he was good. He was good.
428
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,720
Right. OK. Well, let's take
a look at how the training went,
429
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,200
what do you think?
430
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,440
I've never noticed before,
at the start...
431
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,080
- Yeah? - You see the ambulance
and the fire thing.
432
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,200
We always keep those there just to
remind you
433
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,040
- of the importance of your own
safety. - All right, count me down.
434
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,800
OK. Three, two, one, go.
435
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,120
It's a great launch.
436
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,160
And we're going to the left of those
tyres. Left, left, left, left.
437
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,240
- What? Oh, BLEEP. - Left of those tyres
there. - What? LEFT of those tyres?
438
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,000
Yeah, right now, right now,
right now.
439
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,560
- What are you talking about?
- Right! Go right there. - Where?
440
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,920
- Right there. - There?!
- Yeah, turn... - What, by the...?
441
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,400
- By the aeroplanes?
- No, no, before the aeroplanes.
442
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,360
Did you do the medical
before you came on?
443
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,360
- Shut up. - Left here now, left here.
444
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,440
- There's, there's your two white
lines. And then to the right. - Oh!
445
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,440
- Now it's coming back.
- Now it's flowing.
446
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,280
Oh, Lord Almighty, we're fast.
447
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,520
OK, left here, left here.
448
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,360
Oh, oh, oh!
HE CHUCKLES
449
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,400
Fourth. Fourth, fourth, fourth.
450
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,320
- Fourth. - That's sixth. That's sixth.
- Really, you want to be fourth here?
451
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,920
- That's sixth, that's sixth,
that's sixth. - Oh. - That's second.
452
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,560
- LAUGHTER
- That's fourth!
453
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,280
- We've got to fourth. - That's good,
you've got some feel for this now,
454
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,840
- haven't you? - Oh, lordy.
- But can you feel... - Whoa!
455
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,400
I'm not sure you know how
close you are
456
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,240
- to a massive accident.
- ROB LAUGHS
457
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,960
- But let's just go through here...
- Oh, sugary!
458
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,760
Oh. I don't like that.
459
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,640
That is scary.
460
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,280
Full beans, full beans,
over the line.
461
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,200
- Over the line!
- That is so frustrating.
462
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,680
I want your honest opinion...
463
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,840
- Yeah... - ..on the level of support
you've received
464
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,000
- during your training.
- Very poor. Very poor.
465
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,920
I would say my coach is more
interested in himself
466
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,240
than in his young...
467
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,120
his young apprentice.
468
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,160
Well, I don't know.
469
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,800
Looks like you did pretty good
considering it's a lake out there.
470
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,680
But cars are in your blood,
your dad sold cars?
471
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:42,280
Yeah, my dad was a car salesman.
So when I grew up in south Wales,
472
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,560
in Port Talbot, he'd often bring
different cars back every day.
473
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,480
So I got used to seeing these
different ones
474
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,920
coming back and forth to the house.
475
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,840
And then years later,
he worked for Mitsubishi.
476
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,280
Hence the Carisma.
477
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:58,400
- Ah, there it is. - Is that known
as being a very bad car, then?
478
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,360
- Oh, it's terrible. - Is it?
479
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,640
- Yeah. - Oh, is that it?
480
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,400
- That's it right there. - Look at the
way the indicator on the left
481
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,480
isn't flush with the headlight,
but the one on the right is.
482
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,440
You see? I mean,
they couldn't even be bothered
483
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,000
to get a good one
for the press photo.
484
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,120
I think, I think what you're
encountering here
485
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,360
for the first time, Chris,
486
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,040
is called perspective.
487
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,440
Ah!
488
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,600
You know how on the left side,
it looks bigger?
489
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,880
Yeah, it's just closer.
490
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,640
OK. And what do you drive now?
491
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:29,800
At the moment, I have a Jaguar XJ,
and a Land Rover Discovery.
492
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,360
- Oh, dear. - The new one?
- Oh, dear. - Yeah, what's the problem?
493
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,680
What have I done now?!
The new Discovery?
494
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,120
- Yeah. - So you've seen it? - Oh, boy.
495
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,120
- You've seen it from the outside?
- Oh, you're talking...?
496
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,960
- I know, I noticed. - You've opened
a can of worms... - The back of it.
497
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,080
I'm talking about all of it.
Let's start with the sides.
498
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,920
- We'll leave the worst bit till last.
- The sides are OK.
499
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,040
- What's wrong with that?
- Look how much metal there is
500
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,720
- above the rear wheel. Look at it.
- Is that an issue for normal people?
501
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,920
- It is!
- LAUGHTER
502
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,440
Let's move round to the back.
503
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,560
Now, look at the lack
of symmetry here.
504
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,280
- Yeah, I agree. - So, they designed
the whole thing,
505
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,840
at the last minute
someone's run in and gone,
506
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,600
"We've got to put the
number plate somewhere!"
507
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,680
So they've just slapped it there.
508
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,040
And the design inspiration for it,
here we go.
509
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,640
LAUGHTER
510
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:13,160
It's designed as an homage
to Geoffrey Boycott's mouth.
511
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:18,000
It... It is curious, but sometimes
innovation startles us at first.
512
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,600
- It does, it does.
- Where do you stand?
513
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,520
Er... Well, I think it's hideous.
514
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,520
- The Trip. Let's talk about The Trip.
- Yes. Yeah. Tell us about The Trip.
515
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,840
Oh, I'm a huge fan.
Who's a fan of The Trip here?
516
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,920
AUDIENCE: Yeah.
517
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,880
- It's fantastic.
- Thank you very much. Thank you.
518
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,400
- Very funny. - We drove...
- Does that bring back good memories?
519
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,080
Yeah, that was The Trip To Italy,
which was the second one.
520
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,640
Why choose a Mini Cooper
convertible?
521
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,880
Oh! The Mini was... That was lovely.
522
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,400
Especially, you know, you had
a lot of windy country roads,
523
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,800
especially on the Amalfi coast.
524
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,560
It was lovely to drive.
In fact, I liked it so much,
525
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,560
I actually bought one
when we came back.
526
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,600
- Ooh. What?! - What's wrong with that?
527
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,800
Why would you do that? Cos it was...
It was a really nice drive.
528
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,360
Was it like that rose you have
when you go on holiday?
529
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,200
You know, the four euro rose.
530
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,840
And it's great when you're there...
531
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,640
And you crack a bottle open
three weeks later back in the UK,
532
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,400
- and it tastes like vinegar.
- It's not... It's not quite the same
533
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,200
driving it around Twickenham,
534
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,920
or, you know, as it was
on the Amalfi coast,
535
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,840
- but no, look, I'm going to...
It was a lovely car. - One question.
536
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,280
- Do you still own it? - No.
537
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,800
How long did you own it for?
538
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,280
I don't know, I had it for a year
and a bit, something like that.
539
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,560
Why so long?
540
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,640
LAUGHTER
541
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,440
I think it's time to see your lap.
542
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,360
Ah. Let's move on to that.
543
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:35,120
Can I... Did I mention it was wet?
You did mention it was wet.
544
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,520
- But you had fun? - Oh...
545
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,680
It's a blast, right?
It's fantastic. It's really fun.
546
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,040
OK, let's take a look.
547
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,800
Hey, you know what, why don't
you commentate on it?
548
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,200
OK, all right. Here we go.
549
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,960
Well, perfect conditions
for the youthful Rob Brydon.
550
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,200
It's a nice start.
551
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,680
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
552
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,000
Something is flashing
on the dashboard.
553
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,320
I don't know what it means.
554
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,280
That classic Roman profile gripping
the wheel with assuredness
555
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,440
and a strange sensuality.
556
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,640
And he takes that corner with ease.
557
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,800
Look at the way he's going.
558
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,280
And have you noticed it's wet?
559
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,720
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo...
560
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,040
Difficult corner, difficult corner,
561
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,200
difficult to see
the white lines there,
562
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,240
but he's done it beautifully.
563
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,920
The inquest heard that although
he took the corner smoothly,
564
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,480
Brydon hadn't anticipated the...
565
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,640
..group of nuns visiting
the aerodrome.
566
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,840
He took out six of them.
567
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,080
Thoughts with the families.
568
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,640
Yes, you don't want to hear
the word "inquest" in your head
569
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,280
when you're doing this lap.
570
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,640
I have to say, Gav, it's a lot
quicker than the Picasso.
571
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,720
This bit, now, I think I got speed
up here, and look at that.
572
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,280
That's not bad, is it?
573
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,120
This looks narrower...
574
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,040
..every time you go through it!
575
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,840
BLEEP!
576
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,520
Oh, bloody hell. That was scary.
577
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,600
Oh, Robert! There's no need
for that sort of language,
578
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,400
- you - BLEEP - idiot.
579
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,440
Oh, you...! Damn it.
580
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,000
And he comes now to his jinx,
his nemesis, this penultimate...
581
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,720
Oh, no, he didn't. That was the end!
582
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,720
CHEERING
583
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,160
That shows you how well
I know the course, right?
584
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,200
- That's wet. - Ah.
585
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,320
I've never seen it that wet.
586
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,240
That's monsoon conditions.
587
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,640
I've never seen it that wet.
588
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,800
Well, there we are, then,
whatever the time was...
589
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,640
- Well, I have it right here. - Ah.
590
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,080
- What do you think? - I just want
to beat Tinie Tempah, really.
591
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,000
- You do? - I just feel
in the world of rap,
592
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,720
I feel Tinie is always, you know,
593
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,000
threatening my territory.
594
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,280
So, I just want to let him know.
I'm a big rap star in this country,
595
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,400
you wouldn't know this, Matt,
but, er, I want to beat him.
596
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,200
It was definitely wetter for you
than it was for Tinie.
597
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,000
I think we're going to call
your time, not just with a W,
598
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,240
we're going to put a VW.
599
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,880
VW, thank you. Very wet, yeah.
600
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,480
Thank you. OK, Rob Brydon,
are you ready?
601
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,920
Mmm-hmm. You went around the track
in one minute...
602
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,960
..50...
603
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,880
Oh, for heaven's sake, so I'm
already down the bottom section.
604
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,920
..point...five.
605
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:19,160
- So I'm just...!
- Oh! It's tough! Sorry, boss.
606
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,640
- Great effort. - Yeah, well, I tried.
It was very wet.
607
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,360
I tried. It was very, very wet.
Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Brydon.
608
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,560
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
609
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,120
- Fantastic, thanks so much. - Ah...
610
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,640
Earlier on, you remember we were
celebrating the V8 engine
611
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,800
with a classic American road trip.
612
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,360
We'd escaped from a big pit,
613
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,040
staged a good old-fashioned
Wild West shoot out
614
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,640
and had a run-in with the law.
Standard road trip stuff.
615
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,920
Now it's time to head back to Utah
and pick up the story.
616
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,640
The next morning,
we were back on the road again.
617
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,760
And heading towards our destination
on the Nevada border,
618
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,160
we had time to reflect on what we
were really here to celebrate.
619
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,000
There's a personality about the V8
620
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,920
that no other engine configuration
can match, OK?
621
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,800
A V12 is the most exotic
engine configuration.
622
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,040
If you say I've got a V12,
623
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,080
you think of the most expensive,
exotic Italian supercars.
624
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,960
If you think, got a V6,
you're better than ordinary,
625
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,000
but ultimately you're
not the really fast model.
626
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,760
If you say your car's got a V8
627
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:34,400
it automatically makes it sound like
it's... It's the one you want.
628
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,680
Petrol engines are dying out,
there's no debate about that.
629
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,480
And I can see pros and cons to that.
630
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,360
But it really would be a shame
to lose the V8.
631
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,000
For me...
632
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,160
..the V8 is sacred.
633
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:57,040
I remember when I was a kid,
I was 16 and a half, and my cousin,
634
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,360
he had saved up his money
to buy a car.
635
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:04,760
And he bought a 1968 Chevy Camaro
with a 327 V8 in it.
636
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,320
So I had my license before him,
637
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,680
and he really wanted to drive
the car but he couldn't.
638
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,280
So I talked him into,
"Well, let's take the car out.
639
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,960
"I'll drive."
640
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,640
It was like my first
experience with a V8.
641
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,320
That thing was great.
642
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,440
By the time he got his licence,
the transmission needed a rebuild
643
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,760
- cos I beat the - BLEEP - out of it.
644
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,520
You're welcome.
645
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,480
Eager to continue
our V8 celebration,
646
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,560
we were told to head
to a local racetrack.
647
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,680
Rocky Mountain Raceways.
648
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,600
An oval circuit,
which could only mean one thing...
649
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,120
..Nascar.
650
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,360
Wow! You know where we are?
651
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,400
- Where? - It was 1957,
652
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,640
the final race of the Nascar season.
653
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,240
Bubba Passwater's got to finish
third to secure the title.
654
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:11,400
OK, on the last lap, he's third
coming out of the final corner,
655
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,920
right over there. As he gets onto
the straightaway, he gets tapped,
656
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,840
he corrects, clips the wall - boom!
657
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,440
The car goes up in a ball of flames.
658
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,560
He is out of control.
He spins across the line backwards,
659
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,400
takes the title by a single point.
660
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,640
Really? No, I have no idea
where we are.
661
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,520
Luckily, a local man
on a golf buggy did.
662
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,800
Here we go.
663
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,600
- Hello. - Hello. - Hello.
664
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,520
- There you go. - Thank you very much.
665
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,480
ENGINE STRUGGLING
666
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,040
Ooh... Ooh!
667
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,360
It's a challenge. "In a tribute
to America's favourite motorsport,
668
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,640
"you will each attempt to set the
fastest time over five flying laps."
669
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,720
And we'd each get some help
from the real deal.
670
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,360
Born back in the '40s,
671
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,640
when moonshine runners
took their outlaw V8s
672
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,040
and started to race them...
673
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,920
..70 years on,
674
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,520
Nascar remains America's
most popular V8 motor sport.
675
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,440
Big on noise...
676
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,680
..if a little short on variety.
677
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,320
Wait, wait, so let me
get this straight.
678
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,320
We just go up there, take a left...
679
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,320
There. And then what, it's a left?
Over there.
680
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,800
- Rory... - And then left...
- ..these are simple people, OK?
681
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,440
- You've met Matt. Let's go.
Come on. - He's right.
682
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,720
That's cold.
683
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,840
For this Nascar-inspired test,
684
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,080
we would each be timed over
five laps of the track.
685
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,480
For the first two laps,
686
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,840
we would pick up some extra speed
by slipstreaming the pace car
687
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,800
before overtaking for a three-lap
sprint to the finish.
688
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,720
I'll try and explain it.
689
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:03,200
The car in front is bashing
a great big hole in the air, OK?
690
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,760
So you nudge in behind that car,
you get the benefit of that hole.
691
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,800
So you've got less air resistance,
ergo, you travel faster.
692
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,720
That's quick. That's loud.
THEY LAUGH
693
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,840
I've got to judge when to duck out
to get my maximum aero advantage.
694
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:31,520
Time it right,
and it's called the slingshot.
695
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,760
I'm going!
696
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,920
It's quite physical.
697
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,880
You have to really brace yourself.
698
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,520
Whoa!
699
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,960
That...is tiring.
700
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,800
So, with Chris having demonstrated
the theory...
701
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,240
..Rory was up next.
702
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,080
I'm following a Nascar.
703
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,720
Dear Lord.
704
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,240
When Jaguar developed
the F-type SVR,
705
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,600
do you think they thought about
bringing it to an oval in Utah?
706
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,120
Probably not.
707
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,320
Wait for it, wait for it,
wait for it, wait for it.
708
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,160
- And once he cleared the pace
car... - NOW!
709
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,320
..Rory found driving round
in circles
710
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,680
much more difficult than he thought.
711
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,560
OK, late apex, late apex.
712
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,840
That's got to be the secret, right?
713
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,560
Oh, that's too high.
714
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,720
Turn it in, turn it in, turn it in.
715
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,400
He's just added about a quarter
of a mile to his lap there.
716
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,600
But what he lacked in technique...
717
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,520
Bravery, bravery, bravery.
718
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,080
..he made up for in recklessness.
719
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,920
That is close to the wall!
That is close to the wall.
720
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,440
Whoa!
721
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,840
Yes!
722
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,560
Oh, my God!
723
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,640
Now I'm no mind-reader,
724
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,360
but it seemed like he was pleased
with his run.
725
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,960
That was quite
a proficient doughnut.
726
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:13,440
Finally, it was time to unleash
the 850-horsepower beast.
727
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,720
Which was a bit of a handful.
728
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,840
The thing has got so much power
that I don't dare pin it
729
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,480
until I get it straightened out.
730
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,040
All right, here he goes, I'm going.
731
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,800
- That sounds fantastic. - Mega.
732
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,400
The grip in the front end
of this thing is awesome.
733
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,960
It's like King Kong.
734
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,520
- Well, it sounded good. - It did.
735
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,920
I mean, look at him.
He's just been following a Nascar,
736
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:03,320
he's in a hopped-up Mustang,
in Utah, on a short oval -
737
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,520
he's basically in American heaven,
isn't he?
738
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,320
Give that man a foot-long wiener
and he's complete.
739
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,320
Ah, this must be the times!
740
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,000
- Here we go. - Bring it.
741
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,560
Thank you. Yeah, go back that way,
it's easier.
742
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,240
"Matt LeBlanc.
You did it in one minute...
743
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,960
"30.6.
744
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:35,120
"Rory. You did it in one minute...
30...
745
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,520
"..one..."
746
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,080
It might get better. "..point four."
747
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,840
- So, it doesn't.
- You got closer to him.
748
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,640
- I gotcha. - But you did have 200 more
horsepower than me, but well done.
749
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,560
Oh, God, here we go, here we go.
750
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,280
- Yeah, yeah. "Chris Harris." - Come on.
751
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,960
- "You did it..." - Come on.
752
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,440
"..in one minute..."
753
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,000
- Come on. - What do you want
to do for dinner? - Just...!
754
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
"Chris Harris, you did it
in one minute..."
755
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,120
Yep, next word, next word.
756
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,800
- "..20..." - Yes! - "..8.1."
757
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,480
- Congratulations. - Yes! - Way to go.
758
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,600
- You see? - Mr McLaren.
- Upholding Woking's honour.
759
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,840
Said no-one ever.
760
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,680
THEY LAUGH
761
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,120
- Well done, well done. - Thank you.
762
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,360
- Congratulations. - I'm pleased with
that. - Now... "Your prize
763
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,680
"is to take part in one of America's
most exciting race events..."
764
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,960
Do I get to drive that?
765
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,520
"..chain car figure of eight
racing."
766
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,880
- What? - What? - Chain car figure
of eight racing.
767
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,960
Says it right there. What's that?
How do I know?
768
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,600
Let me see those times.
I don't want to do it.
769
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,840
- But you have to. - I don't want to.
770
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,320
- But you have to.
- Well, I don't want to.
771
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,640
- But you have to. - So I have to...
I don't HAVE to do anything!
772
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,800
I'm sitting in a 1977 Pontiac
773
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,280
wondering why on earth I tried
to win that last challenge,
774
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,520
cos this is not a prize,
this is a punishment.
775
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,600
Yes! Figure of eight racing -
776
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,920
the greatest motorsport
we'd just heard of.
777
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,760
Three cars chained together
778
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,840
racing around a track
shaped like the number eight.
779
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,400
Which, of course, means a crossover
in the middle.
780
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,640
Better still,
with Harris in the rear car,
781
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,080
only controlling the brakes,
782
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,600
and the middle car
just an empty shell,
783
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,720
the driver in the front car would be
in charge of both the steering
784
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,440
and the acceleration.
785
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,120
So, it was essential that Chris
had a responsible,
786
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,640
safety-conscious team-mate.
787
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:29,880
SABINE: Hey, buddy!
788
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:35,880
- Oh, God, no. - Let's smash some stuff!
789
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,880
No, let's not smash some stuff,
Sabine!
790
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,440
Lining up on the grid,
791
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,480
and with Chris still adjusting
to his new role...
792
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,800
Brake, Harris! Yeah.
793
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,920
- Oh, boom. - Sorry.
794
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,760
..Team Top Gear would be
starting at the back of the field.
795
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,960
This is ridiculous, it really is.
796
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,040
One of those cars is a hearse!
797
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,880
Perfect.
SHE LAUGHS
798
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,240
She just sounds demented.
799
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,160
- Woohoo! - It's on!
800
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,640
Go, go, go, go!
801
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,080
Apparently it would be
a six-lap race,
802
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,320
assuming, that is,
they'd last that long.
803
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,640
Whoa, Harris!
804
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,880
What's she doing?
805
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,840
Oh, my God!
806
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,040
- Whoo! - I've been in a car
with Sabine,
807
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,400
and it was one of the scariest
things I've ever done,
808
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,960
but I think this tops it.
809
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,560
Oh! Ow! Ow!
810
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,960
Nevertheless, by the end of
the first lap,
811
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,840
Sabine had somehow dragged them
up to fifth place.
812
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,960
- Yeah! - You're all right, Chris,
hang in there.
813
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,200
It looks like she knows
what she's doing.
814
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,080
- No, we don't know. - We don't.
815
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,400
But then...
816
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,600
- Oh, my...
- SABINE SCREAMS
817
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,480
Ow!
818
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,680
Whoa!
819
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,120
Scheisse!
820
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,480
Snared up by another chain car,
821
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,000
the rest of the field
started to pull away.
822
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
And by the time Sabine
broke them free...
823
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,280
Yeah!
824
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,240
Nice move, Sabine, way to go!
825
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:24,560
..the rest of the pack
were half a lap ahead.
826
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,000
Which, in figure of eight racing,
is a bit of a problem.
827
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,240
Ow!
828
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,000
Whoo!
829
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,760
Ow! Oh, my God.
830
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,560
This is the worst thing
I've ever done.
831
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,560
Unfortunately for Chris, though,
832
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,360
Sabine is no quitter.
833
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,520
Brake, Harris.
834
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,200
Whoo! Yeah! We got them!
835
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,120
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
836
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,720
Ow! Oh, my God!
837
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,760
And by now, the competition were
having problems of their own.
838
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,840
- Oh! There's a wreck up there.
- Whoa, Harris!
839
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,120
I can't see anything.
840
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,120
This is terrifying.
841
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,400
THEY LAUGH
842
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,680
With two laps to go, Sabine had
clawed them back up to fourth.
843
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,400
But things were about to get uglier.
844
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,160
- Ow! - Chris, where are you?
845
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,800
BLEEP!
846
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,840
Oh, not again.
847
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,440
Ow! This is carnage.
848
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,840
This is awesome!
849
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,360
Entering the final lap,
Sabine could sense a podium finish.
850
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,600
Yeah! I do! I do! I do!
851
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,440
And with just the final corner left,
852
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,040
she'd go through
the hearse to get it.
853
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,080
- On three! - Not through there, Sabine!
854
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,880
Not through there!
855
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,040
Whoo! Yes!
856
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,840
Push, push, push!
857
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,520
- Yeah! Way to go! Way to go! - Whoo!
858
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,720
Go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go!
859
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,640
Yeah! Woohoo!
860
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:22,240
Chequered flag. You're in third.
Way to go! Way to go! Way to go!
861
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,680
Woohoo! Yee-ha!
862
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,400
SHE LAUGHS
863
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,880
CHRIS GROANS
864
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,000
Chris, good job!
Are you still there?
865
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,560
Just.
866
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,920
You total lunatic.
867
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,440
SHE LAUGHS
868
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,880
With Chris choosing
not to stick around
869
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,960
to see what the prize
for third place was,
870
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,680
we got back on the road.
871
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,440
I think the greatest thing America
has given to planet Earth
872
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,800
is chain car racing. That was great.
873
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,880
It's one of our proudest moments,
really.
874
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,120
Sensing Chris didn't wholly agree,
875
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,480
and I hate seeing
the little guy upset,
876
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,400
I had an idea to cheer him up.
877
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,480
Hey, you know what?
I've got a game we could play.
878
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,880
It's called Nascar or Nas-can't.
879
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:23,560
So, I'm going to say a name and you
tell me if it's a real Nascar driver
880
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,840
or just someone that I've made up.
881
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,720
OK?
882
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,560
OK.
883
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,800
How about Lake Speed?
884
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,600
That sounds more like a place
than a person.
885
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,520
That's a real Nascar driver.
886
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,480
Lake Speed is Nascar driver?
887
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,360
Yes, it is. How about Dick Trickle?
888
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,200
THAT'S a real Nascar driver.
889
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,440
He's real, yeah.
OK, here's another one.
890
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,080
- Patty Grossman.
- Yeah, he sounds very Nascar.
891
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,600
That's my mother!
892
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,480
LAUGHTER
893
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:05,000
With Harris feeling better,
soon we all had a reason to smile.
894
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,600
Because our goal
at the Nevada border...
895
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,480
..was finally within reach.
896
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,400
Oh, I know where we're going.
897
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,360
I think I know where
we're going too.
898
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,800
Yeah...
899
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,240
Where are we going?
900
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,680
I think we're headed to Bonneville.
901
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,160
America's fastest race track.
902
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,360
For over a century,
pilgrims of extreme speed
903
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,400
have been drawn here
from all over the world...
904
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:47,280
..to 46 square miles of pristine
unbroken salt flats.
905
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:53,480
This is where the 300,
the 400, the 500,
906
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,560
even the 600mph land speed
barriers were broken.
907
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,160
This...is Bonneville.
908
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,120
I can't believe I'm here.
909
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,280
As we pulled onto the salt, though,
910
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,200
the dry lake bed
did have a bit of a problem.
911
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,880
Oh, no.
912
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,600
Well, this is...moist.
913
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:22,200
Freak rain had blown in,
flooding the flats
914
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,240
and washing away any chance
of a top speed run.
915
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,000
What the hell?
916
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,080
I'm absolutely gutted.
917
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,240
I've waited 30-odd years
to come to the Mecca of speed
918
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,920
and when I finally get here
919
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,160
it's a lake.
920
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,120
What are we going to do?
921
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,880
Hi.
922
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,920
- How are you? - Good. - Thank you.
923
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,240
- Sorry. - Hey, it's not your fault.
924
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,560
Or is it?
925
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,560
- No, no. - OK. "Chin up.
926
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,280
"Your celebration of V8s
isn't over yet.
927
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,000
"Just up the road is a race track
928
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,320
"where your new final challenge
awaits."
929
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,040
But it's not Bonneville, is it?
930
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,120
Well, yeah, but it's a racetrack, so
at least we'll be able to go fast.
931
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,480
Well, it's got to be
better than this.
932
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,080
Yeah. Come on.
933
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,760
Really? So that was Bonneville?
934
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,760
35 years waiting, and I stand
in front of a puddle and go again.
935
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,280
Well, you can get in if you want.
936
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,520
Gutted.
937
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,600
I suppose I've now got
938
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,560
one of the worst Bonneville stories
of anyone I know.
939
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,880
Rory, how are you feeling about it?
940
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,680
Yeah, I wanted to smash through
that 200mph barrier in this thing,
941
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,440
- but it wasn't to be. - What is
the top speed of that car, Rory?
942
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,920
Just over 200.
943
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,160
- How about you? - What is it exactly?
944
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,200
200.
945
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:07,400
So, how exactly were you going to
"smash through" the 200mph barrier?
946
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,640
I was hoping for a bit
of a tailwind.
947
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,880
Good answer.
948
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,560
But then, just up the road...
949
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,760
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at this.
950
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,320
..Chris spotted an opportunity.
951
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,320
I'm turning in here.
Follow me in here. Come on.
952
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,200
Dude, the sign says
"no trespassing."
953
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,160
An open gate is an invitation,
954
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,560
and I have an itch to scratch.
955
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:36,760
Oh, yeah.
956
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:41,720
We'd stumbled across a very quiet,
very long runway.
957
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,240
This looks great.
958
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,160
All right, so what are we thinking?
959
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,920
- Drag race? - Yes, please!
960
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,760
It's time to let the big dog eat.
961
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,600
Here we go. Here we go.
962
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,680
How much power have you got again?
963
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,560
850 horsepower.
964
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,560
You may have 850, but I want to know
how much you can use in the first
965
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,080
- three gears. - What are you saying?
966
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,640
You can use more of your power
than I can use of mine?
967
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,800
I can use all of my power
in the first three gears.
968
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,760
I don't think you can use
even a small percentage of yours,
969
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,880
and hopefully by the time you get
going, I'm gone.
970
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,120
I'll tell you what, Chris,
971
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:23,040
you pull out yours and I'll pull out
just enough to beat you.
972
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,760
HE LAUGHS
973
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,480
All right, are we doing this,
or what?
974
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,960
OK, I'll call it. We go on "go."
975
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,320
Three, two...
976
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,560
..one, go.
977
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,560
Oh, the Jag is gone!
978
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,360
I'm winning! I'm winning!
979
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,440
Whoo! I'm winning!
980
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,480
OK, no, I'm not.
981
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,960
Bye-bye, Mr Reid.
982
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,400
Where's the yellow car?
983
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,560
That's the one that's worrying me.
984
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,880
There's the red one.
985
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,160
Oh!
986
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,000
OK, 160.
987
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,680
I still can't see the yellow car.
988
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,480
170.
989
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,400
Come on! Hya! Hya! Hya!
990
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,680
199. 201. 203 over the line.
991
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,520
Damn it!
992
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,760
This is the baby McLaren.
993
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:29,920
This is the Ford Fiesta
of the McLaren range
994
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,960
and it just did 203 and smoked
an 850-horsepower Mustang.
995
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,920
Boy, that McLaren is fast.
996
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,680
So, as we hurried on our way again,
997
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,320
our impromptu drag race
had taught us
998
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,880
that naturally my McLaren
is devastatingly quick,
999
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:53,240
that Matt's Mustang can't actually
use 850 horsepower,
1000
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:56,880
and that Rory had his own
unique take on the result.
1001
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:03,120
Chris and Matt, do you know what
the speed limit is in the UK?
1002
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,160
- Yes. - It's 70mph,
1003
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:11,360
and I'd like to point out
that in that drag race up to 90mph
1004
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,800
the F-Type SVR was in the lead,
1005
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,880
therefore, in real-world situations,
1006
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,800
this car is quicker than the McLaren
1007
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:23,240
and an 850-horsepower Mustang.
1008
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:27,400
Even by your standards, Rory, you're
fumbling around for a false glory.
1009
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:31,080
No, no, no, no, no. I'm about
300 kilos heavier than that McLaren,
1010
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,520
and about the same thing as that
giant fridge on wheels
1011
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,320
that you're driving. But I think
I acquitted myself pretty well.
1012
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,160
This is a great all-round car.
1013
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,560
Yeah, I think I drove by you
1014
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,880
like you forgot where
the accelerator was.
1015
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:46,600
Listen, guys, come on, I think this
car did surprise you a little bit.
1016
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,280
You might look at
this car and think,
1017
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:52,560
it's no McLaren, it's no Hennessy,
but it's hanging in there.
1018
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,960
I wasn't thinking that, no.
1019
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,480
THEY LAUGH
1020
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,960
And before Rory could come up with
more ways
1021
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,320
in which his Jag wasn't as quick,
1022
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:07,160
we reached our V8s'
new final playground.
1023
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,440
I see flags. I see flags.
1024
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,400
Yeah, I see grandstands.
I see grandstands.
1025
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,920
Could this be the scene of another
McLaren victory? I hear you ask.
1026
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,960
Could this be the scene of another
McLaren victory? I hear you...
1027
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,360
Now we're talking.
1028
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,360
Whoo!
1029
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,440
Look at the view.
1030
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,120
Oh, yeah, look at that!
1031
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,800
That is a GT40.
1032
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,840
- Yeah. - That is beautiful.
1033
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,160
Yes, the GT40.
1034
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,000
1960s icon,
1035
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,560
and ground-breaking,
Ferrari-beating,
1036
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,040
Le Mans-winning masterpiece.
1037
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,120
That is a legendary V8, right there.
1038
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,360
Hey, how are you? Oh, cool.
Right on, thank you.
1039
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,200
"For your final challenge,
you will now take on
1040
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,920
"one of the greatest V8s
of all time." That's true.
1041
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,400
That is really true. Which won't
be a problem, I don't think,
1042
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:17,520
because we've got more power,
better brakes, better...
1043
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,680
Uh-oh. That changes things.
1044
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,960
Does he have the correct visa?
1045
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,560
Is he allowed to be here?
1046
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,680
Unfortunately, he was.
1047
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,920
That is a magnificent sound.
1048
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,960
Wow.
1049
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,760
The Stig would set a time
for six laps of the circuit,
1050
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:46,240
a time which we would have to
then beat as a team.
1051
00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:47,320
Pros and cons.
1052
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,880
We have more power,
more modern tyres and brakes.
1053
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,520
- Cons... - He has him. - Yeah.
1054
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,800
And all too soon,
Stig's six laps were up.
1055
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,520
10 minutes 11.4.
1056
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,960
OK, that's the combined time
to beat.
1057
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,680
So, to pit our V8s against the GT40
1058
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,240
we'd be running a relay
of two laps each.
1059
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,320
And with a standing start
for the first leg,
1060
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:22,280
we needed the best car for
pure off-the-line acceleration.
1061
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,120
All right, Rory, are you ready?
1062
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,840
Never been readier.
1063
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:29,000
Three, two...
1064
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,920
..one, go!
1065
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:33,880
Whoo!
1066
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,840
Sounds quick.
1067
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:43,880
All-wheel drive...
1068
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,440
..for the win.
1069
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,800
Spot your apex, Reid.
Spot your apex.
1070
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,640
There she is.
1071
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,480
On that power. Oh, that's good.
1072
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,680
So good.
1073
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,920
The engine is still making noise.
1074
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,640
- That's a good sign. - This means
that he's not rolled it.
1075
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,320
Yes! Yes!
1076
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,360
Oh, that's messy, Reid.
Come on, tidier, tidier.
1077
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,320
All right, so, I need
a 1:42 average lap time.
1078
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,320
- Yeah, he's kind of missed that one.
- He's overcooked that one.
1079
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,920
Oh, no, this is looking like a 1:45.
1080
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:27,960
Argh!
1081
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:36,160
- Focus, Rory. Focus. Focus. Focus.
- I'm focusing! I'm focusing!
1082
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,760
Come on, Rory. Here he comes.
1083
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,600
You should get in the car, maybe.
1084
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:44,320
- Oh. - I don't know if this
is good enough.
1085
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,720
I don't know.
1086
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:53,160
Come on, guys. Come on, guys.
1087
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,200
- Here we go. - Come on.
1088
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,800
Go, go, go, go, go!
1089
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:01,880
Push, Harris! Push!
1090
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,920
Two laps down,
and Rory's run in the Jag
1091
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,880
had left us six seconds
off the pace.
1092
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,960
To beat the GT40...
1093
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,760
Smooth, Chris. Smooth!
1094
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,000
..Chris and his McLaren
needed their A-game.
1095
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,960
This is a car that was doing 200mph
in a straight line
1096
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:25,640
but it's now agile and fast here.
1097
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,000
Oh, good line through there. Nice.
1098
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,640
Nice! Nice!
1099
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:32,840
Just floor it.
1100
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,160
Push, push, push!
1101
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,840
OK, that's a 1:38.
1102
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,160
- We've got a shot here.
- OK, that's good.
1103
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,120
I'm buying us some time now.
1104
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,120
Now just three seconds behind...
1105
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,680
All right, Chris, one more clean
one. One more clean one.
1106
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,840
..we were back in the hunt.
1107
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,840
OK, we're at 5:58, 5:59,
six minutes.
1108
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,720
Chris, come on. Push, push, push!
1109
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,400
Let's do it for America.
Don't let me down, girl.
1110
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,240
Go on, Matt. Go on, Matt.
1111
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,080
Come on, Matt. Launch it!
1112
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,640
All right, here we go. Here we go.
1113
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,800
This was it, the last leg.
1114
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,960
And however this tribute to the
greatest of all engines would end...
1115
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,280
..at least one thing was certain.
1116
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,240
That's it. That's the stuff.
1117
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:38,040
The V8 engine is a fighter, and one
that still packs a serious punch.
1118
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,800
- Where are we at? - 7:30. 7:30.
1119
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,320
- Are we ahead of time, or..?
- We're on the edge.
1120
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,960
Come on, baby. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
1121
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,080
Come on.
1122
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,320
Oh, it's got so much freaking power.
1123
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,520
Come on!
1124
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,480
All right, last lap.
1125
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,440
He's got to do the lap of his life.
1126
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,760
Come on, Mustang!
1127
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,440
Come on, LeBlanc, give it your best.
I want your best.
1128
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,000
Come on, Matt. Push!
1129
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,400
There we go. Come on.
1130
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,480
That's it, that's it, that's it.
1131
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:21,720
OK, here we go.
1132
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:26,880
Come on!
1133
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:36,760
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1134
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:39,840
So, the big question -
1135
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,640
did our exquisite array of
state-of-the-art V8 sports cars
1136
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:46,360
open up a can of whupass
on the old days?
1137
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,000
Well, we'll never know.
OK, on next week's show...
1138
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,440
- Hold on, Matthew. - What? What?
1139
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,400
- What? - You've got to give them
the answer.
1140
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,360
No, I don't got to give them
the answer.
1141
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,040
That's why they're here.
They want to know the times.
1142
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,440
Come on! Yes.
1143
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,040
OK, fine.
1144
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,440
We were two seconds slower.
1145
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,360
And I'm very disappointed
in you, Chris.
1146
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,120
- I was quicker than him. - Yeah, but
I don't expect anything from him.
1147
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,160
What?! OK, that's fair.
1148
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:12,760
- Fine. - Yeah. - But what
we're telling the viewers
1149
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,040
is that the best V8 sports car
money can buy
1150
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:19,560
is a 50-year-old V8 sports car
that's not actually for sale?
1151
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,120
Exactly, yeah.
1152
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,840
And on that essential piece
of consumer advice
1153
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,080
we must end the show.
1154
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,200
- See you next week. Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
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