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[man panting]
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Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, how was your run?
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Oh, it was great; I did five
miles but I could really use...
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...some new shoes.
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Oh, my bad.
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I thought you were
gonna say "cool down."
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Hey, did you see the ambulance
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in front of Mr. Benson's
last night?
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Yeah.
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Any idea what happened?
I want to get some intel
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so I can update our
neighborhood Facebook page.
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We have a neighborhood
Facebook page?
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How many people are on it?
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[chuckles] Well,
as soon as you accept
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my friend request, two.
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So do you know what happened
to Mr. Benson?
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Yeah.
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He dead.
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Whoa, wha-what? Calvin.
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That-- that's terrible.
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You wouldn't say that
if you knew him.
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I mean...
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there's a reason that people
in this neighborhood
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called him
"Mean Mr. Benson."
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I didn't know they
called him that.
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Yeah, probably like
you don't know
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they call you "Bobblehead Dave."
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Oh, I know it
and I love it.
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So what was so mean
about Mr. Benson?
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Oh, everything.
The man has terrorized
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this neighborhood
since I was a kid.
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Always yelling at people
to cut their grass
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or pull their trash cans up.
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And if ever I had a ball
or a Frisbee go into his yard,
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never saw it again.
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[chuckles] You know,
that actually reminds me.
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I accidentally
threw our Frisbee
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into your backyard
the other day.
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Green one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Haven't seen it.
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Well, you know--
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I'm sure Mr. Benson
wasn't all bad.
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I mean, take my
Aunt Phyllis.
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Nobody liked her,
but once you got over the fact
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that she treated her pets
better than people
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and pretty much despised
all of humanity,
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she made the most delicious
rhubarb pie.
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Well, Mr. Benson was so mean,
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not even the Jehovah's Witnesses
would knock on his door.
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And they talk to anybody.
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I know, aren't
they the best?
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But then they're always like,
"We got to go now, Dave."
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So, do you know when
they're having his funeral?
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I don't know.
He was such a loner.
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There probably
won't be one.
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And even if there was,
no one would go.
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Man, that's so sad, Calvin.
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Yeah...
We should
do something
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to remember him.
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We should put his death on
the neighborhood Facebook page.
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What-- So you'll accept
my friend request?
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Sure. Just as soon
as he does.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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"Ten Ways to Please Your Man."
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All right, well, let's see
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what's on the menu
for this weekend.
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Okay, okay, I ain't mad at that.
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I see you, number seven.
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[chuckling]:
Okay.
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Oh, number nine, you just
a little ol' freak.
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[laughs]
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Let's see what number ten is--
Oh, hell no.
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No, nuh-uh, oh.
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No, uh-uh.
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[grunts]
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Oh.
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[Tina grunting]
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Hey, babe. Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's all this?
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Well, we just came
from the church meeting
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about Mr. Benson passing.
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And since he didn't
have any people,
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I offered to throw
the repass here.
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What?
And then I discovered
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that a repass was kind of like
a funeral after-party
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and we were off to the races.
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Uh, hold on, Tina.
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We're not hosting a repass
for somebody I hated.
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I wouldn't host one for
myself and I love me.
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[chuckles]
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Look, I didn't like him
any more than you
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but it's the Christian thing
to do and besides,
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I've thrown plenty of stuff
for you that I didn't want to.
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Like what? Like that end of the year
banquet
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for your bowling team
where you all just
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sat around and complained
about being robbed.
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They overwaxed the lanes, Tina.
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[groans]
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You know, this repass
has your name
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written all over it.
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Oh, you mean like my Frisbee?
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Hey--
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Calvin, don't worry, okay?
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I'm pitching in, too:
I'm picking up flowers
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and I volunteered
to say a few words on
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on Mr. Benson's behalf. But you didn't
even know the man.
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And I'm about to change that.
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I'm gonna ask people
in the neighborhood
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for their fond
memories of him.
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Oh, okay.
Here's one.
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For Halloween,
he threw rocks at me
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and yelled at me,
"Get off my lawn, Wack Ninja!"
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I wasn't even a ninja, Dave.
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I was a black ghost.
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[laughs] Okay.
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Calvin, I've never seen
a black ghost.
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Well, trust me.
In this neighborhood,
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you don't want to walk around
with a white sheet
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over your head.
Okay.
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Fine, you know what?
Maybe Mr. Benson was
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a little bit grumpy.
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But I believe that if
you look hard enough,
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there's something nice
to say about everybody.
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Oh, see? This is about
your bitter old aunt
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and her bitter rhubarb pie.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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My aunt was bitter.
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The rhubarb pie was
incredible, Calvin.
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It's so nice of you guys
to host Mr. Benson's repass.
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Well, it's the
right thing to do.
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Get the neighborhood
together,
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everybody brings
food and bam!
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There's enough leftovers
that Mama doesn't
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have to cook for a week.[laughs]
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Hey, Mom.
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Hi, sweetie.
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I've been thinking
about Mr. Benson.
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Where do people go
when they die?
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Oh, um...
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uh, well...
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that's a good question.
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And the answer
is very complicated.
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You see, existence
is a complex thing...
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Do you know, Miss Tina?
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Well, of course I do.
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If you're good, you go
to this glorious place
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in the sky called Heaven,
filled with angels
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and toys and all the
candy you can eat.
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Cool.
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See, Mom? Simple.
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Well, that wasn't exactly
the answer I was gonna give.
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I know, girl, but I
got a repass to plan.
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We would have
been here all day.
[chuckles]
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I didn't even think about
all the questions
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this was gonna raise for Grover.
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Well, why don't you just
tell him what you think?
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Because that's exactly
what my parents did to me.
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They told me what to believe.
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I-I'd rather have Grover
figure it out for himself.
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I respect that.
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I mean, it's blasphemous,
but I respect it.
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[laughs]
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Hmm.
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And what's this?
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Looks like somebody wants
an early birthday present.
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CALVIN:
Hey, babe.Hey.
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Got the food for the repass.
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Calvin, what is this?
I told you to get finger foods.
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Oh, I did.
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You can eat these day-old
bagels with your fingers.
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Oh, he's just
being cheap because
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Mean Mr. Benson
never paid him
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for mowing the lawn
in the summer of '79.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is there a statute
of limitations
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on making a black ghost cry?
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Calvin, don't you think
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you're being
a little ridiculous?
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Just let it go.
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Oh.
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This from the lady
who had to switch
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grocery stores for
being called out
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for having more than 12
items in the express lane.
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If they're gonna
count gum as an item,
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it shouldn't be at the register.
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Hey, hey.
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Turns out half
my childhood
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was in Mean Mr. Benson's
backyard. [chuckles]
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Oh, lookee here.
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It's Marty's little army doll.
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Hey, man. He was
a prisoner of war
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for 15 years.
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Welcome home, soldier.
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So much has changed.
[groans]
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Oh, what's that?
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Oh, no, Malcolm
still lives here.
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Mom, what's a massage parlor?
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What? What--
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Why would you ask that?
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I'm looking for
Heaven on Google Maps
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and it says it's
a massage parlor in Koreatown.
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Oh, okay, I-I, uh...
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I think that's enough
screen time for today.
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Hey.
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I've been meaning
to talk to you about
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what Miss Tina said
about Heaven.
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Okay.
It's just that
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not everyone sees "heaven"
the same way Miss Tina does.
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They don't?
No.
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For example, some people
believe that heaven
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exists inside your heart.
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And others believe that
heaven is here on Earth
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and that our souls
just keep coming back
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as a new being,
like a turtle or a horse.
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Cool. I want to come
back as a dung beetle.
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What?
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Why would you want that?
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It's the world's
strongest insect.
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It can carry a thousand
times its body weight.
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Yes. Of dung.
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I know!
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Hey, Dad, I'm gonna be
a dung beetle.
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Oh, awesome, buddy.
World's strongest insect.
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[sighs]
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Hey, babe.
Hey.
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Did you have any luck
finding out about Mr. Benson?
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No. I went door-to-door
through the entire neighborhood
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and the only thing
I heard about him
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was that he was from New Orleans
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and they wish he had died there.
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Geez, he sounds like
a real Aunt Phyllis.
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I know, but you--
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I'm not giving up until
I find his rhubarb pie.
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And you will.
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Because you can find
the good in anybody.
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Thank you.
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But you really got
to stop inviting
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the Jehovah's Witnesses
to stay for dinner.
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Hey, Miss Kim.
Uh, I knocked on your door
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earlier, but I guess
you weren't home.
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Oh, no, I was there.
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I saw you, Bobblehead Dave.
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I, well, you know,
I was just wondering
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if you had any positive memories
about Mr. Benson
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from before he died.No.
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That old bastard.
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Tina, how much did we
pay for all this food?
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About a half
a bowling party,
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not including the trophies
you bought yourselves.
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Well, I think it's a
waste of our money
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and a waste of
our hospitality.
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And why nobody
eating these bagels?
Oh, no.
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[pained grunt]
259
00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:13,980
They're delicious.
260
00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:17,940
Oh, shoot, here comes
Miss Kim. Hide me.
261
00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:20,940
Oop-- [laughs]
Too late.
No, no, no.
262
00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:22,940
Oh, Marty.
263
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,210
Aren't you looking
like a whole snack?
264
00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:28,560
Uh, don't you mean
Malcolm?
265
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,910
Ah, Malcolm
got too old.
266
00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,740
[laughs]
267
00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:35,090
Well, little brother,
do not break her heart.
268
00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:36,740
Or her hip.
269
00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:38,220
[clears throat]
270
00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:40,660
Marty, you know, I
need someone young
271
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,530
to keep up
with me and...
272
00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:44,270
you look like you've
been working out.
273
00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,010
Well, you know, I have been
taking the stairs at work.
274
00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:52,410
[both shouting]
275
00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:54,020
CALVIN:
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
276
00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:57,110
You want to run, go outside.
277
00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:59,630
And who left my door open?
278
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,550
I'm not trying to air condition
the whole neighborhood.
279
00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:04,860
You don't have the A/C on.
280
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,290
Well, they don't know that.
281
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:09,430
Hey, little boy, come on,
get out of my chair.
282
00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:10,780
You don't have a job,
283
00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,470
you haven't earned
the right to recline.
284
00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:18,000
Fine. Mean Mr. Butler.
285
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,090
W-What'd you call me?
286
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,530
He called you Mean Mr. Butler,
you old bastard.
287
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,750
Hey, guys, I really
need your help.
288
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,280
It's down to the wire and no one
has said a single nice thing
289
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,630
about Mr. Benson.
290
00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:38,500
Do you have anything
I can work with?
291
00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:39,800
Well, there was
that one summer he hired us
292
00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:41,280
to plant a vegetable garden.
293
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:43,940
Oh, right, we grew all those
beautiful tomato plants.
294
00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:46,380
That's exactly
what I'm looking for.
295
00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:47,900
Yeah, then he pelted us
with them
296
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:51,080
when we rode our bikes
on the sidewalk.
297
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,380
Okay, well, uh,
298
00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:53,990
so far, that's the one to beat.
299
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,830
Hey, I just got called
Mean Mr. Butler.
300
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:01,870
What? By who?
301
00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:03,920
That little punk,
Apple Head Fred.
302
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,350
Oh.
Oh.
303
00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,350
What is he talking about?
I'm not mean.
304
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,970
Well, Dad, just last week,
you called the city
305
00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:12,790
on Kayla Watkins's
lemonade stand
306
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,580
because she didn't have
a "permit."
307
00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,580
I was looking out
for the neighborhood.
308
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,760
That little hustler was cutting
the sugar with Sweet'N Low.
309
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:24,280
Yeah, you're a real pillar
of the community, Pop.
310
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,810
That's what I keep saying.
311
00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,330
Look, everybody around
here loves me.
312
00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:30,200
Especially the kids.
You know what?
313
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,380
I'll prove it. Oh, no, no.
No.
314
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:32,510
No, no, no. No, don't. No.
315
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:34,510
No...
316
00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,990
Hey, little rascals.
317
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,210
Who wants cake?
318
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,820
M-Mom...
319
00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:46,650
Berlene, you better toughen
that little boy up,
320
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,260
'cause he's gonna get
beat up in high school.
321
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:53,360
So has Grover figured out
the afterlife for himself yet?
322
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,140
Yep,
323
00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:58,450
and he wants to come back as
the world's most disgusting bug.
324
00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:00,410
[laughs]
325
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,230
You must be proud.
326
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,020
You know what? I am.
327
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,540
He's a smart kid.
He'll figure it out.
328
00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:09,070
Can I ask you a question?
329
00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:10,240
Sure.
330
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,420
Do you believe in heaven?
331
00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:13,330
Yeah, I do.
332
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:17,550
But I mean, how can any of us
be sure what it's really like?
333
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,560
It's called faith, Gemma.
334
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,040
It's like driving around
with an expired license.
335
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,690
You got to trust and believe
that you won't get caught.
336
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,740
And so far, I haven't.
That's Jesus.
337
00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:32,260
[laughs] Well, I guess the good
thing is we all get to paint
338
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,270
our own picture of
what heaven is.
339
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:36,310
Well, all I know is,
in my heaven,
340
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,310
everybody that I love is there.
341
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,880
Ooh, and they're waiting for me
at a Prince concert.
342
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:42,360
[both laugh]
343
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,890
In my heaven, it's
the Backstreet Boys.
344
00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:47,110
Ooh, and I can eat
all the cheesecake I want
345
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:49,150
and never gain a single pound.
346
00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:52,890
Well, Gemma Johnson,
I hope to see you in my heaven.
347
00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,680
Aw, I hope I see you in mine.
348
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,680
And if you go first,
will you save me a seat
349
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,290
at your Prince concert? Oh, most definitely.
350
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,990
And if I go first, I'll save you
a spot at the Backstreet Boys.
351
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:04,380
I'm good.
352
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:06,560
[chuckles]
353
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,560
Hey, Kayla.
354
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,090
Nice seeing you... Don't even.
355
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,310
You shut down
my lemonade stand.
356
00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,050
Snitch.
357
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,010
Well, it's people like you
that make it hard
358
00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:23,320
to support black businesses.
359
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:28,490
Well, okay, to answer
your question, Grover,
360
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:31,240
as scientists, we learn about
the law of conservation,
361
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,110
which states that
energy can neither be
362
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,800
created nor destroyed.
363
00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:37,200
But if my mama asks, it's what?
364
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,200
All Jesus all the time.
365
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,200
Yeah.
366
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,030
What do you think, Malcolm?
367
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:44,810
Well, there's actually
this great book...
368
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,340
I'm out. Yeah, me, too.
369
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,130
So, so, what I'm saying is
370
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:55,040
that Mean Mr. Benson might
just be the most repulsive,
371
00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:58,920
vile, despicable human
I've ever come across.
372
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,620
And I hope he rots in hell.
373
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:05,620
Okay. Well...
374
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,970
Thanks, Reverend.
375
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:09,800
CALVIN:
Hey, Dave.
376
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,800
Thank God, man, look,
377
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,580
I need to hear this.
Please tell me,
378
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,760
there's something good
in everyone, right?
379
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,370
I wish I could, but it's a lie.
380
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:22,030
It is a damn, dirty lie.
381
00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:25,120
No, no. Come on,
that's not true.
382
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,380
It-- no, some people
will only be remembered
383
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:30,160
for yelling at children
and bossing people around
384
00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:34,170
and spewing negativity
up and down the streets.
385
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,520
Well, when you say it like that,
it sounds bad.
386
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,000
Dave, if you're gonna say
something, say it now.
387
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,700
These vultures got me down
to one day of leftovers.
388
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,350
You know what, Tina?
389
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,880
I don't think I'm going to,
390
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,360
because for the first
time in my life,
391
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,060
I don't have
anything good to say.
392
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,270
No, Dave, do not talk like that.
393
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,190
Come on, man.
394
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,190
It's like I tell everyone,
395
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,020
if you look hard enough,
396
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:01,280
you can find the good
in everybody.
397
00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:05,980
Dad, you have
100% never said that.
398
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,330
Uh, but you have said,
399
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,380
"I wish The Purge
was a real thing."
Yes.
400
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,080
Well, obviously,
you just don't know me.
401
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,390
Just like you didn't know
Mr. Benson.
402
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:19,260
Yo, can I have
everyone's attention?
403
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:23,040
Come on. Everybody just gather
around here. Come on, now.
404
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:26,440
We are here to celebrate
the life of a great man.
405
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:30,310
Oh, wait. Someone else die?
406
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,270
No. I'm talking
about Mr. Benson,
407
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:37,540
who some of you refer to
as "Mean Mr. Benson."
408
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,060
Shame on you.
409
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:45,410
Because more than anything,
Mr. Benson was misunderstood.
410
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,020
Yeah, now,
411
00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:50,590
I know a lot of you know him
as the mean old grouch
412
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,550
who stole your toys or insulted
your Halloween costumes
413
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:58,340
or yelled at you
about cutting your grass.
414
00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,820
Uh, yeah, because he did
all those things.
415
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,340
Yes, he did.
416
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,260
But what you don't know
417
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,780
is the reason why
he did those things
418
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,400
is because he cared
about this neighborhood.
419
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:18,270
Maybe he kept the toys
that went into his yard
420
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:22,540
to teach you the value
of your belongings.
421
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:27,460
And maybe he yelled at you
422
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:31,890
about mowing your lawn so you
could take pride in your homes.
423
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:38,600
And just maybe he shut down
a lemonade stand
424
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,340
to teach a young entrepreneur
that some people
425
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:44,340
know the difference between
taste of sugar and Sweet'N Low.
426
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,300
Hey, yo, do you think Dad
is talking about Mr. Benson
427
00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:51,740
or himself?
I think both.
428
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,740
He may have eaten one too
many dumpster bagels.
429
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:55,660
Yeah.
430
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,100
So basically...
431
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,540
...what I'm saying
is that before
432
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:07,370
you call someone mean,
433
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:12,410
ask yourself is the more
appropriate word
434
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,680
"hero"?
435
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,770
He did it.
He found the rhubarb pie.
436
00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:35,260
Dave, black people
don't slow clap.
437
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,490
Hey, what are you doing
out here, little man?
438
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,970
Not much. Just thinking
about life and death.
439
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:56,370
And how much cake I can eat
before my parents catch me.
440
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:02,070
You know,
441
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,420
you're the only little kid
around here
442
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,940
that doesn't run away from me.
443
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,770
Why would I run away?
444
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,730
I don't know.
445
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:11,650
Maybe because I'm
Mean Mr. Butler.
446
00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,780
I don't think you're mean.
447
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,000
You just always
think you're right.
448
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,920
Mm, for the record,
that's because I am.
449
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:24,310
Can I ask you a question?
450
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,050
Yeah, shoot.
451
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,320
Where do people go
when they die?
452
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,140
I've asked everyone, and
they all say different stuff.
453
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:33,360
Hmm. You know,
454
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:36,240
I've been thinking about that
a lot today, Grover.
455
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,070
You know what I've decided? What?
456
00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:41,680
That maybe we shouldn't
worry so much about
457
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,460
where we go after we die,
458
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,070
as long as we're good to each
other when we're here.
459
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,120
Want a piece of my cake?
460
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,380
[chuckles]
Thanks, buddy,
461
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:54,650
but I'm kind of
filled up on bagels.
462
00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,690
[band playing "When the Saints
Go Marching In"]
463
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,650
Ooh! Ooh, the band's here! Oh.
464
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,610
You got a band?
465
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:05,960
Yes. Mr. Benson was
from New Orleans,
466
00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:09,050
so I thought we'd
send him out in style.
467
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,890
Well, Calvin Butler, that was a
beautiful speech that you gave.
468
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,020
Oh, thank you, baby.
469
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:28,590
Well, I found that, uh, page
from the magazine in your chair.Oh...
470
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,120
So how about we keep this
celebration going later
471
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,120
with a number 12?
472
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,820
What's a number 12?
473
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:39,600
It's a number eight and
a number four at the same time.
474
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:40,910
[laughs]
475
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:43,040
Well, all right!
476
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:45,090
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477
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