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Yeah.
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Yeah, feels good.
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What else?
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Now I'm gonna
get on my knees...
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and I'm gonna take
your dick in my mouth.
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How's that feel?
That feel good?
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Yes. My cock's
in your mouth right now.
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- It feels good when you suck on it.
- Yeah, baby, it feels great.
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It's big and it's hard.
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I'm gonna take
my panties off...
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Then you start playing with yourself?
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I'm gonna play with myself,
you like that?
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You wanna watch me do that?
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Then you're gonna
keep sucking on my dick.
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My dick's in your mouth
right now.
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It feels so good.
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It's so big...
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and hard inside me.
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My dick is hard and it's
in your mouth right now.
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- You're suckin' on it.
- I'm suckin' on it.
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Are you gonna come?
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Totally.
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Totally...
I'm gonna fuckin' come.
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I'm gonna come in your mouth.
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You're gonna come...
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Can you come in the cup
a little bit as well?
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Oh, right.
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Good, thanks.
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No, no, I've got
26 gauge on the truck.
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You see,
that's what's confusing me.
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Michelle's notes
from the initial phone call
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clearly say 30 gauge.
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Here,
let me look at her notes.
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Yeah, they do.
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But 26 is fine.
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Can you just
go ahead and sign it?
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Michelle scares me.
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I know, but you gotta get over that.
She's been working here 20 years.
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Hopefully, she won't
be able to read it.
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How's Holly?
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She nervous about junior high?
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Man, I'll tell ya,
never in my wildest dreams
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could I have imagined
12-year-old girls to be this terrifying.
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You goin' through that
with Isabella?
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Not yet.
46
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You guys going to Rita's
birthday thing?
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Oh, yeah. Are you?
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Yeah.
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Our anniversary's the day after.
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Again?
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Every year, buddy.
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Which is it, 14, 15?
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Twelfth.
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Right.
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What are you gonna get her?
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Something good.
She deserves it.
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She does.
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So do you, man.
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Hope she takes care of you.
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She always does.
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- See ya.
- Yeah.
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Man!
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Very bad sperm.
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It's an epidemic.
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We're in the middle
of a world-wide sperm crisis.
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Really?
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And it's just the beginning.
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What's happening to it?
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Feminization.
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Now, that is beautiful sperm.
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Beautiful motility,
beautiful count...
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Nice job, man.
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Well, thanks.
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I don't know if I had
a lot to do with it but...
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feels pretty good.
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All good.
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Really?
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Beautiful motility,
beautiful count.
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Apparently, I am not part of
the world-wide sperm crisis.
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That's great.
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I could sell it, he said.
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Yeah, but please don't.
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I'm thrilled.
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Okay? I'm thrilled.
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I gotta go.
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Palek?
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Congratulations.
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- Congratulations?
- Yeah, it's great.
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I mean, it's great.
It really is.
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It's just... It's great.
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I gotta go.
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Okay.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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It's funny, you know...
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Everyone has all these ideas
about what we should do.
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"Do we get a babysitter?"
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"Which restaurant
are we going to?"
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"What did I get him?"
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One dumb woman
actually suggested
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that we spend the night
in a hotel. Like that's...
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You didn't like
that suggestion?
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I think that's...
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pretty stupid, yeah.
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Do you have any water?
I'm...
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I'll get it
if you tell me where it is.
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- I'll be happy to...
- That's okay.
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- I'll get you a glass of water.
- Thank you.
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You know, once on our anniversary
my husband and I...
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- You're married?
- Yes.
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Forty-three years.
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That's a lot of anniversaries.
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Yeah, not all of them good.
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My friend's birthday party
is tomorrow and...
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all I can think about is
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how to get through it
without anyone mentioning it.
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You really think anybody's gonna
remember it's your anniversary?
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Rita will.
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Our anniversary's the
day after her birthday, so...
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I don't know...
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I just want it to be over.
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Because of what happened last year
and what hasn't happened since.
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I guess that makes it
two anniversaries, doesn't it?
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Twelve years together
is a wonderful accomplishment.
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Don't diminish it.
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I'm not.
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I'm not,
I'm proud of every year.
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Good.
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And does Dave feel the same way
as you do about your anniversary?
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I don't know.
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As I said, we avoid
talking about it...
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Not our anniversary,
but...
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But this.
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We avoid every mention, of everything
as long as we possibly can.
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You know, there are ways to celebrate
without having sex.
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Well...
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not on your anniversary.
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I don't think that's true.
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Sure it is.
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Sure it is.
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Go to any store,
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and tell any girl in any department
that it's your anniversary,
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and see what she says.
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Katie.
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The fight against other
people's expectations,
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against your own,
is difficult, but it is a worthy one.
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Forget about other
people's suggestions.
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Forget about what you think
you're supposed to do.
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And do what?
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The whole point of your anniversary
is to relive your wedding night.
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Many couples don't have sex
on their wedding night.
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Well, we did.
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So...
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You realize you
have no parking, right?
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This isn't bad.
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- It's big.
- I hate it.
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Fucking landlord.
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Want my sister to call him?
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She's like a bitch
at that shit.
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Does it suck?
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It all sucks.
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Ah, God.
That's why since I was like 12,
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I've always made a point
of leaving them...
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before they leave me.
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Has he called you even?
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That son of a bitch
stole my favorite shirt.
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Yeah, well, I would be surprised
if that's the only thing he... took.
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You know, I never trusted him?
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You know what?
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Whatever he took, he can keep.
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I don't care.
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Maybe you should
come live with me.
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If my house ever
gets finished.
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I'm just so fucking mad.
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Maybe you need a dog.
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Take up
some space around here.
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He's 27 years old.
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Acts like a baby.
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I need a shot.
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You want a shot?
This is...
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depressing shit.
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I miss him.
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Don't.
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It doesn't work that way.
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I miss him.
I miss the shit out of him.
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I can't fucking take it.
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You...
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need to have sex.
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Sex, with somebody else.
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Right away.
That is the only way to handle this.
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It's like when
you have a hangover.
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You wake up
and you have a drink.
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It's like... Like the same thing.
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What's this?
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Fucking bogarting the shit.
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- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
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- Same guy?
- Yes. That's fantastic.
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Come on in,
Dan's getting drinks.
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Hey, guys.
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How you doin' ?
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- Hey, buddy.
- You wanna drink?
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Yeah, yeah, beer's good.
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One for her in a glass.
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Hello, sir.
Lovely to see you.
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Hello, all.
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How are you?
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What are you guys talking about?
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Movies and how long...
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it has been since we've
been able to go to one.
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You gotta have date night.
Katie makes us have date night.
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I don't make us,
we get out whenever we can...
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- What are these?
- I don't know, they're great.
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But before that, we were talking about
Tom and Michelle.
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What about 'em?
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They're getting divorced.
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No, come on. Why?
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They can't stand each other.
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How do you know?
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I'm friends with her sister.
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Dave won't want that.
I'll watch the kids.
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No, that's fine.
221
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Come on, how could you
turn down a free night?
222
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'Cause I wanna be with them.
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I don't get to go out
with the kids that often, so...
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- I think it's a mistake.
- No, it isn't.
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It is, Katie.
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- Stop torturing her.
- Really, I'm not torturing her, jeez.
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You are.
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You think this pudding
is sugar-free?
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- Yes, Katie. All pudding is sugar-free.
- Yeah, great.
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I'm gonna go find Dave.
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Is she okay?
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Yeah, she's fine.
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She loves her husband,
she loves her kids.
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She's not happy.
235
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What should she do, bail?
Like you?
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- I'm just saying, she's not happy.
- You don't know that.
237
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I don't think your solution
of maintenance sex every saturday
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- is what she wants.
- Oh, that's nice.
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Sorry.
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Sex with Dan every Saturday,
completely works for me.
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It leaves me time for
follow-up sex with myself.
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Where is my husband?
243
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Hi.
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Hi.
245
00:11:51,984 --> 00:11:52,987
Everything okay?
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I was just close by and
I wanted to surprise you.
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How was your day?
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Good. Fast.
249
00:12:03,817 --> 00:12:04,820
How 'bout yours?
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Lots of couples
in a lot of pain.
251
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Over what?
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Things we dealt with
long time ago.
253
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Yeah.
254
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We can drive together,
I'll leave my car here.
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- Go home together?
- Sure.
256
00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,473
What?
257
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I called John this morning.
258
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What?
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Had a good talk.
260
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Why?
261
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I've known him
as long as you have.
262
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Arthur, you had absolutely
no right to do that.
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Mae, I think I did.
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What'd you talk about?
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Just, you know...
266
00:13:00,382 --> 00:13:01,482
Life without his wife,
267
00:13:02,012 --> 00:13:03,412
his daughter,
the weather...
268
00:13:04,598 --> 00:13:06,700
But we both know
it was really about you.
269
00:13:08,234 --> 00:13:10,935
You are giving this much
more power than it deserves.
270
00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:14,717
Let's just leave it alone.
I don't need to see him.
271
00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:17,321
- I want you to see him.
- No, I have no...
272
00:13:17,977 --> 00:13:19,289
I want you to see him
273
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,987
and then come home to me.
274
00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:28,665
Hey, Dylan,
275
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:30,479
it's Jaime.
276
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,115
I was wondering if you and
Emma wanted to do something?
277
00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:36,771
Give me a call.
Bye.
278
00:13:37,562 --> 00:13:39,858
Okay, so call me, okay?
279
00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:41,339
Bye.
280
00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:43,461
Hey, Sasha, it's Jaime.
281
00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,080
You around?
282
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:48,785
Give me a call. 'Kay?
283
00:13:55,343 --> 00:13:56,944
- Hello?
- Hey.
284
00:13:57,658 --> 00:13:58,662
Hi.
285
00:13:58,932 --> 00:13:59,935
You call.
286
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,092
I did.
287
00:14:01,538 --> 00:14:03,294
Move on down to work?
288
00:14:04,297 --> 00:14:05,628
Yeah, looks like it.
289
00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:06,972
I'm sorry.
290
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,417
Thanks.
291
00:14:09,085 --> 00:14:10,416
So how you been?
292
00:14:10,854 --> 00:14:12,397
Good. Seein' a girl.
293
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,671
Jill.
294
00:14:14,506 --> 00:14:15,683
You like her?
295
00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:19,081
I don't know yet.
296
00:14:20,858 --> 00:14:21,861
Wanna...
297
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,297
drink?
298
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,501
Yeah.
299
00:14:44,373 --> 00:14:46,823
What about this?
Does this look like Mommy?
300
00:14:48,323 --> 00:14:50,098
- It's ugly.
- It is, isn't it?
301
00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:52,906
It's gonna be harder
than the last year.
302
00:14:53,369 --> 00:14:55,375
We gave each other the patio.
303
00:14:58,111 --> 00:14:59,307
Go jump in a lake.
304
00:14:59,558 --> 00:15:00,751
Go pick your nose.
305
00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:02,976
Go... fly a kite.
306
00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:05,583
Go... take a long walk...
307
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:06,911
on a short pier.
308
00:15:07,578 --> 00:15:08,735
Go row a boat.
309
00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:10,146
Go...
310
00:15:33,421 --> 00:15:35,003
Mom will love this.
311
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,842
You think this
looks like Mommy?
312
00:15:39,603 --> 00:15:40,606
It's purple.
313
00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:44,318
Yeah, yeah, but...
314
00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:48,234
Forget it.
315
00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:51,268
No, I like it, I...
316
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,085
I like it.
317
00:16:00,618 --> 00:16:02,181
Here, let's...
318
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,817
Yeah, there we go.
319
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:05,866
Okay.
320
00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:24,457
Hey, what's up?
321
00:16:24,574 --> 00:16:25,799
Nothing, just working.
322
00:16:40,974 --> 00:16:41,978
- Hi, doll.
- Hey.
323
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:43,154
How are you?
324
00:16:44,199 --> 00:16:45,973
You guys know each other, right?
325
00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:47,845
How are you?
326
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,427
How's it going?
327
00:16:50,537 --> 00:16:52,590
Looks like
you made it through your shift today.
328
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:53,990
That's a good sign, right?
329
00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:56,892
Oh, and it's okay,
330
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,149
I told him.
331
00:16:58,835 --> 00:16:59,838
You did?
332
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:02,613
Yeah, he's my boyfriend,
I tell him everything.
333
00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:07,850
- That's okay, right?
- Yeah, I guess.
334
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,461
So have you talked to him
or seen him or anything?
335
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:11,572
Nope.
336
00:17:11,735 --> 00:17:14,725
That's good.
You'll get over him faster if you don't.
337
00:17:15,006 --> 00:17:17,008
Yeah, that's what everyone
keeps telling me.
338
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,920
So when I break up with you
I don't have to call you?
339
00:17:20,134 --> 00:17:21,844
No. You do.
340
00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:33,704
Wait, Jaime,
where you going?
341
00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:37,274
- Come on, I don't work 'till 6.
- Come on, just one drink.
342
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:38,999
- Come on...
- All right.
343
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,403
Can you guys just
not be all over each other
344
00:17:41,503 --> 00:17:43,843
in front of me right now
'cause I'm just not into it?
345
00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:45,160
- Sure. Okay.
- Thank you.
346
00:17:45,295 --> 00:17:47,222
You could totally be
all over him if you want.
347
00:17:47,322 --> 00:17:48,337
Please do.
348
00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,149
I know it sucks.
349
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,792
I don't mean to sound
like a dick.
350
00:17:53,062 --> 00:17:54,066
It's all right.
351
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,598
They were gonna get married.
352
00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:58,979
I know.
I said, it sucks.
353
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,463
It sucks.
354
00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:02,064
Like, weren't you scared?
355
00:18:02,817 --> 00:18:05,810
- I'd have been scared.
- No, I was excited.
356
00:18:06,427 --> 00:18:07,585
- Really?
- Yeah.
357
00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:11,597
Why? What's the difference?
Married? Not married?
358
00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:14,915
What do you mean?
There's a difference.
359
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:16,361
It's a life together.
360
00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:19,476
Yeah, but...
I'm not getting married 'till I'm 60.
361
00:18:19,688 --> 00:18:20,692
Yeah, I agree.
362
00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:23,082
And you know that most marriages
end in divorce anyway.
363
00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:24,531
So, like, what's the point?
364
00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:27,039
Yeah, marriage is completely
against our nature.
365
00:18:27,646 --> 00:18:30,753
People used to get married
because they died at age 20.
366
00:18:31,004 --> 00:18:34,670
Monogamy is only supposed
to last, like, 6 years. Tops
367
00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:36,252
That's it's shelf-life.
368
00:18:36,997 --> 00:18:38,193
- Really?
- Yeah.
369
00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,783
All right, fine.
If I knew I was gonna die next year,
370
00:18:41,011 --> 00:18:42,497
fine, fuck it,
I'd get married.
371
00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:44,233
How 'bout, shut up?
372
00:18:44,735 --> 00:18:46,105
Well, I believe in it.
373
00:18:46,305 --> 00:18:47,579
In the whole fucking thing.
374
00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:51,153
The little white house,
with the picket fence and dogs and kids,
375
00:18:51,269 --> 00:18:53,599
and the waking up
and brushing your teeth
376
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,907
and the washing the dishes
and the making the dinner
377
00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:57,930
and the happily ever after.
378
00:18:58,149 --> 00:18:59,149
All of it.
379
00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:02,062
Why?
What is wrong with you?
380
00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:05,541
You guys don't even
know what you're talking about.
381
00:19:05,641 --> 00:19:08,302
because I said the same shit
before I met Hugo.
382
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,411
So, what? You don't think
we're in love enough or something?
383
00:19:15,962 --> 00:19:17,295
I don't know if you are.
384
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,090
But I was.
385
00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:25,701
Should you be smoking in here?
386
00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:27,636
There's nobody here.
387
00:19:28,427 --> 00:19:32,234
Nate just called. They're doing sort of
an impromptu game night thing.
388
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:34,793
- I thought maybe...
- Game night? I hate game night.
389
00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:37,007
Well, I'll cheat.
390
00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:41,150
I'll slip in some
Meatloaf references.
391
00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:44,534
- You promise?
- I promise.
392
00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:47,650
Come on, let's go. It'll be fun.
Also...
393
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,752
it'll be fun.
394
00:19:49,408 --> 00:19:51,125
And you know who's going?
395
00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:52,769
Me.
396
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,301
Could we win at least,
'cause we never win.
397
00:19:58,591 --> 00:20:00,134
- We always win.
- No, we never win.
398
00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:02,338
Whatever. I think we should go.
399
00:20:02,438 --> 00:20:04,666
We haven't been out in months.
Come on.
400
00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:11,391
- Okay.
- Okay.
401
00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:15,147
But if that Saskia buzzes me,
I'm gonna fuckin' punch you.
402
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,343
Okay.
403
00:20:17,899 --> 00:20:19,036
Jersey!
404
00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,043
- Giraffe!
- Giraffe?
405
00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:30,086
You kept giving me the same clue.
You keep saying...
406
00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:31,975
- "long neck... "
- Right.
407
00:20:32,075 --> 00:20:34,885
- No other clue than "long neck?"
- What else does it mean?
408
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:38,104
"Long neck" New Jersey,
"Long neck" beer,
409
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,450
"Long-necked" Gwyneth Paltrow.
410
00:20:41,599 --> 00:20:42,988
- "Gwyneth?"
- Yeah.
411
00:20:43,887 --> 00:20:44,890
Maybe later.
412
00:20:45,072 --> 00:20:46,885
- I'll take it.
- It's yours.
413
00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:48,724
Okay, who's next?
We...
414
00:20:48,824 --> 00:20:51,137
I want another turn before
we all get too drunk.
415
00:20:51,252 --> 00:20:52,990
- It's actually us. Ready, honey?
- Yeah.
416
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:55,840
I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom first. Excuse me.
417
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,000
Has anybody noticed?
418
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,237
I've lost 6 pounds
for the reunion.
419
00:21:01,584 --> 00:21:03,773
- Nice.
- I'm... I'm not going.
420
00:21:03,873 --> 00:21:06,426
I am, I had a ball at the 10th.
421
00:21:06,644 --> 00:21:09,577
Me too.
I loved Pam Gellar's striped pantsuit.
422
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:13,686
That's cruel.
423
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,566
You're in a good
mood tonight.
424
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:16,704
I am.
425
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:21,528
Is Julia okay?
426
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:25,912
She's fine.
427
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,822
- She's good.
- Are you sure?
428
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,193
Yeah... She's fine.
429
00:21:31,244 --> 00:21:32,247
We're...
430
00:21:32,652 --> 00:21:33,654
pregnant again.
431
00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:36,966
- Shut up.
- You're pregnant?
432
00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:39,220
- Yeah.
- Again?
433
00:21:39,529 --> 00:21:41,362
- Yeah, three.
- That's great.
434
00:21:41,673 --> 00:21:43,872
- That's really, really great.
- Thank you.
435
00:21:44,644 --> 00:21:46,110
Is it a boy or a girl?
436
00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:48,354
I don't know,
it's a little early but...
437
00:21:48,454 --> 00:21:52,450
- Whatever, I mean, a kid's a kid right?
- That's really, really great.
438
00:21:55,516 --> 00:21:56,519
Cool.
439
00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:59,321
- I'm glad you're happy.
- We are.
440
00:22:00,864 --> 00:22:03,044
- Carolyn, why don't you be on my team?
- Sure.
441
00:22:05,778 --> 00:22:07,283
- Got it?
- Yeah.
442
00:22:07,673 --> 00:22:10,663
I can't say we're on
number three or anything, but...
443
00:22:13,242 --> 00:22:14,245
But what?
444
00:22:14,689 --> 00:22:15,904
Are you...?
445
00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:20,311
We're trying. We're...
We're officially trying, so...
446
00:22:20,603 --> 00:22:22,050
That rocks, that's great.
447
00:22:23,123 --> 00:22:24,127
Great!
448
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,246
Good!
449
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,419
Sorry, we up?
450
00:22:29,078 --> 00:22:30,410
Okay, sorry.
451
00:22:31,803 --> 00:22:33,115
Sorry, excuse me.
452
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,375
Actually, we've been trying
for almost a year.
453
00:22:36,510 --> 00:22:37,514
Right, Palek?
454
00:22:40,034 --> 00:22:42,674
He... had his sperm
tested yesterday
455
00:22:43,283 --> 00:22:45,433
and it is really, really good.
456
00:22:46,886 --> 00:22:50,494
We're not pregnant,
but his sperm is really, really good.
457
00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:55,614
- Right?
- That's true.
458
00:22:56,939 --> 00:22:59,426
- I have sperm envy.
- Here's to sperm.
459
00:23:02,918 --> 00:23:05,016
Did I miss something?
460
00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:11,477
If you wanted fries,
why'd you get vegetables?
461
00:23:11,606 --> 00:23:14,442
I didn't want just any fries,
I wanted your fries.
462
00:23:15,035 --> 00:23:16,038
Is that pink?
463
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,857
No, it looks good to me.
464
00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:20,448
Honey, does that
look okay to you?
465
00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,198
Would you like another
glass of merlot?
466
00:23:26,378 --> 00:23:28,095
- You wanna share a glass?
- Sure.
467
00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:30,353
I can put it in two glasses
if you want.
468
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:33,042
- That'd be great. Thank you.
- Yeah, okay.
469
00:23:34,624 --> 00:23:35,627
Here, okay, Josh.
470
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:36,784
Sit up, sweetie.
471
00:23:37,054 --> 00:23:39,003
Here you go, buddy.
Chicken first.
472
00:23:39,254 --> 00:23:40,257
Napkin.
473
00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:41,436
Good.
474
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:43,674
Come on.
475
00:23:45,294 --> 00:23:46,818
You look very pretty tonight.
476
00:23:47,011 --> 00:23:49,128
- Hey, no secrets!
- Yeah, no secrets.
477
00:23:49,244 --> 00:23:50,826
- None.
- Okay.
478
00:23:53,047 --> 00:23:54,262
Dad got you a present.
479
00:23:55,975 --> 00:23:57,200
And I am very excited.
480
00:23:58,772 --> 00:23:59,775
Sure did.
481
00:24:01,486 --> 00:24:02,701
We brought it with us.
482
00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:04,090
I know.
483
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:05,229
I can't wait.
484
00:24:06,617 --> 00:24:08,064
Why don't you open it now?
485
00:24:08,719 --> 00:24:10,456
Well, no, we can
just do it later.
486
00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:12,188
Please?
487
00:24:25,243 --> 00:24:26,400
Who wrapped it?
488
00:24:26,786 --> 00:24:27,789
It's pretty.
489
00:24:56,845 --> 00:24:58,845
- There's more.
- Really? Okay.
490
00:25:03,244 --> 00:25:04,247
What is it?
491
00:25:04,986 --> 00:25:06,490
Pajamas, honey.
492
00:25:06,942 --> 00:25:09,282
Honey, out of...
Out of everything
493
00:25:09,436 --> 00:25:10,534
that we saw,
494
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,870
Isabella liked that the most.
495
00:25:12,986 --> 00:25:13,986
Right?
496
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,683
Do you like it?
497
00:25:19,766 --> 00:25:20,769
I love it.
498
00:25:21,648 --> 00:25:22,652
I love it.
499
00:25:37,558 --> 00:25:39,484
Whatever, you can
justify it any way you want
500
00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:41,713
- but it was wrong.
- Look, I don't... I just...
501
00:25:41,837 --> 00:25:43,785
I don't wanna be
that couple anymore.
502
00:25:45,433 --> 00:25:48,382
Okay? That weird couple
that everybody's weird around.
503
00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:49,937
That's not who we are.
504
00:25:50,053 --> 00:25:51,872
And I don't wanna do it anymore.
505
00:25:52,103 --> 00:25:53,112
What?
506
00:25:53,569 --> 00:25:54,978
What don't you wanna do?
507
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:56,595
Keeping this thing a secret.
508
00:25:57,247 --> 00:25:58,327
"This thing?"
509
00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,426
Now, having a baby
is called "this thing?"
510
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:02,526
- Forget it!
- You fucking... You're drunk!
511
00:26:02,626 --> 00:26:03,641
No, I'm not.
512
00:27:00,989 --> 00:27:02,108
Shit.
513
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,612
I'm a dick, I shouldn't
have called you.
514
00:27:07,712 --> 00:27:08,892
I'm sorry.
515
00:27:09,007 --> 00:27:12,094
I just...
I'm so fucked up about him.
516
00:27:22,332 --> 00:27:24,712
Well, you know, not having sex
is one thing.
517
00:27:24,812 --> 00:27:26,653
But a kiss on the head
is cold.
518
00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,600
- I still love you.
- Right.
519
00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,111
I'm gonna go.
520
00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:39,033
It's too bad
I never got to meet him.
521
00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:44,313
He's a great guy.
522
00:27:45,316 --> 00:27:46,898
You were gonna get married?
523
00:27:49,233 --> 00:27:50,236
What happened?
524
00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:53,082
I don't know.
525
00:27:54,357 --> 00:27:55,357
You know?
526
00:27:55,604 --> 00:27:57,349
It ended the same way
it started.
527
00:27:57,449 --> 00:27:59,430
Just kind of...
all of a sudden.
528
00:28:02,729 --> 00:28:03,729
Anyway.
529
00:28:19,669 --> 00:28:21,656
Jill, it's me.
530
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,803
What's up?
531
00:28:24,154 --> 00:28:26,828
Hugo, you know, every hour
that you don't call back
532
00:28:26,928 --> 00:28:28,426
just causes more damage.
533
00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:30,443
Enough already, fuck.
534
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:32,228
Look, this sucks.
535
00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:34,976
Are you just sitting there
listening to my messages?
536
00:28:35,076 --> 00:28:37,336
Or are you just ignoring
my phone calls?
537
00:28:38,042 --> 00:28:39,042
Where are you?
538
00:28:48,696 --> 00:28:50,796
You just had to take it
that far didn't you?
539
00:28:51,182 --> 00:28:52,436
You started it.
540
00:28:53,089 --> 00:28:55,170
As if there wasn't enough
pressure on us already.
541
00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:56,928
I'm just so fuckin'
mad at you.
542
00:28:58,849 --> 00:29:00,257
Nothing's wrong with us.
543
00:29:00,469 --> 00:29:02,021
We're fine,
544
00:29:02,133 --> 00:29:03,675
but that's not how you act.
545
00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,245
We're not fine.
We're not pregnant,
546
00:29:05,345 --> 00:29:07,659
- so we're not fine. Well...
- But we will be.
547
00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:09,761
Well, we're not.
548
00:29:10,322 --> 00:29:11,808
And now everybody knows.
549
00:29:12,608 --> 00:29:13,776
- Who cares?
- I do.
550
00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:20,389
We're going to get pregnant.
Okay?
551
00:29:20,612 --> 00:29:23,120
Right.
'Cause now you're sure.
552
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,261
- I'm sorry?
- Nothing.
553
00:29:25,454 --> 00:29:26,708
What does that mean?
554
00:29:26,925 --> 00:29:27,928
Nothing.
555
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,025
I'll get you pregnant.
556
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,366
I will fuckin'
get you pregnant.
557
00:29:38,516 --> 00:29:39,519
Whatever.
558
00:29:39,853 --> 00:29:41,590
I don't even fuckin' care.
559
00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:52,860
Fuck this.
560
00:29:57,471 --> 00:30:00,470
Come on, don't fuckin' hide on
the computer, come on.
561
00:30:01,937 --> 00:30:03,133
Palek, this doesn't help.
562
00:30:15,207 --> 00:30:17,300
Come on.
Can we go to bed?
563
00:30:18,632 --> 00:30:19,923
- Can we just go to bed?
- No.
564
00:30:20,023 --> 00:30:21,957
Just leave me alone
for a couple hours
565
00:30:22,057 --> 00:30:23,849
- and I'll be fine...
- Come on.
566
00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:25,750
- Just...
- Come on, Palek. Don't do this.
567
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:29,010
- Let's just go to bed, okay? Come on.
- No, I'm not... Don't.
568
00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:30,534
Don't.
569
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:34,102
- What do mean "don't?". Come on...
- What the fuck are you doing?
570
00:30:35,411 --> 00:30:36,414
Seriously,
571
00:30:36,514 --> 00:30:38,382
just fuckin' leave me alone.
572
00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:42,549
- This is bullshit, come on.
- What are we...
573
00:30:46,584 --> 00:30:47,915
Come on, I love you.
574
00:30:53,568 --> 00:30:55,034
You're fuckin' crazy.
575
00:30:56,076 --> 00:30:57,291
I'm fuckin' crazy?
576
00:33:16,552 --> 00:33:18,559
Coming through, come on.
Let's move it.
577
00:33:18,810 --> 00:33:19,810
Thanks a lot.
578
00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:26,785
Thanks for meeting me.
579
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,908
What was I gonna do, right?
580
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,501
Watch Terrence sleep?
581
00:33:30,727 --> 00:33:33,781
I just couldn't go into that
fucking apartment we got.
582
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,942
At least not sober.
583
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,880
Yo, what's up?
584
00:33:44,711 --> 00:33:46,196
Can I get you guys a drink?
585
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:49,531
We're good.
586
00:33:51,059 --> 00:33:52,350
Hi, my name's Chuck.
587
00:34:07,324 --> 00:34:09,372
You gonna sit there
all night, dude?
588
00:34:10,259 --> 00:34:11,262
Or what?
589
00:34:15,068 --> 00:34:16,477
I'm out of here.
590
00:34:17,981 --> 00:34:19,255
Look what you did.
591
00:34:26,997 --> 00:34:28,000
Come on.
592
00:34:29,678 --> 00:34:32,040
- He hasn't called.
- He's not gonna call.
593
00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:34,252
And you're not gonna call him.
Not gonna call him.
594
00:34:34,368 --> 00:34:36,616
Not only gonna call him
but I'm gonna call him again
595
00:34:36,716 --> 00:34:38,339
and I'm gonna
keep on calling him.
596
00:34:38,549 --> 00:34:40,512
Come on, where's
your fucking pride?
597
00:34:40,669 --> 00:34:41,960
Damn, Jaime,
598
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,694
what has happened to you?
599
00:34:44,890 --> 00:34:46,530
I was gonna get married.
600
00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,733
And instead,
I'm in this shit-hole.
601
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,668
You need some help.
602
00:34:53,323 --> 00:34:55,877
I have checked everywhere.
I've checked IM, text,
603
00:34:55,977 --> 00:34:57,677
my messages, my phone, emails.
604
00:34:57,777 --> 00:35:00,118
It's like he's just
completely disappeared and I'm so...
605
00:35:00,218 --> 00:35:02,975
- fucking mad that he...
- Okay, I don't know how to handle this.
606
00:35:03,075 --> 00:35:04,166
Okay, I just...
607
00:35:04,296 --> 00:35:06,810
If it was me, I would've
slept with someone by now.
608
00:35:06,916 --> 00:35:10,267
But you're not gonna do that.
I would've fucked Chuck or whatever.
609
00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:13,739
To feel better than...
than this, okay?
610
00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:15,466
Look, you need
to see a shrink.
611
00:35:15,566 --> 00:35:18,825
My sister sees a shrink
and she hates everybody.
612
00:35:19,354 --> 00:35:20,357
Right?
613
00:35:21,688 --> 00:35:23,308
Come on, let's...
614
00:35:23,636 --> 00:35:26,222
Let's get out of here.
This place sucks balls.
615
00:35:34,108 --> 00:35:35,926
I was gonna get you
something else but
616
00:35:36,026 --> 00:35:37,839
because of your promotion and...
617
00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:40,157
because you still
have a full head of hair, I...
618
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,419
I got you that.
619
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:42,665
I'm scared.
620
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,844
Open it.
621
00:35:57,169 --> 00:35:58,732
I'm not wearing this, right?
622
00:35:58,899 --> 00:36:00,549
Honey, I didn't
know what to do.
623
00:36:00,855 --> 00:36:02,960
Isabella really
wanted to get it for you.
624
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,568
I wonder why she picked this.
625
00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:07,943
No clue.
626
00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:09,861
No clue and to tell you truth
627
00:36:09,980 --> 00:36:12,425
I didn't want to dig
very deep on that one.
628
00:36:13,852 --> 00:36:16,105
- Is there a receipt?
- It's there.
629
00:36:21,892 --> 00:36:23,106
Oh, my God.
630
00:36:24,168 --> 00:36:25,305
Oh, my God, TiVo.
631
00:36:26,293 --> 00:36:27,430
Oh, my G... TiVo.
632
00:36:28,197 --> 00:36:29,335
Was it expensive?
633
00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:30,871
I love it.
634
00:36:40,357 --> 00:36:41,357
Thank you.
635
00:36:50,636 --> 00:36:52,025
Honey, smell my hair.
636
00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:55,696
I think I have
steak-hair, don't I?
637
00:36:56,159 --> 00:36:57,355
Smells fine to me.
638
00:36:59,641 --> 00:37:01,243
I think I'm gonna take a shower.
639
00:37:04,732 --> 00:37:05,732
Good.
640
00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:06,859
Good?
641
00:37:07,198 --> 00:37:08,201
Okay.
642
00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:34,692
Over here.
643
00:37:34,942 --> 00:37:35,946
Over here.
644
00:37:39,827 --> 00:37:41,880
This will make you
forget about that fucker.
645
00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:43,252
- No.
- Yeah.
646
00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:45,758
Be nice,
647
00:37:45,858 --> 00:37:47,892
she's puttin' herself
through grad school, man.
648
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,403
Oh, shit.
649
00:38:26,645 --> 00:38:27,648
Thanks.
650
00:38:30,426 --> 00:38:32,413
- I'm sorry.
- No, thank you.
651
00:38:45,487 --> 00:38:48,747
You are like
a human fucking Valium.
652
00:39:02,766 --> 00:39:03,769
I'm sore.
653
00:39:03,904 --> 00:39:05,158
I'm sorry.
654
00:39:07,215 --> 00:39:09,897
How do those crazy drug-addict
girls get pregnant?
655
00:39:10,032 --> 00:39:11,035
How come?
656
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:12,855
Why them, not me?
657
00:39:13,279 --> 00:39:14,765
Don't, okay?
658
00:39:14,981 --> 00:39:15,984
Okay.
659
00:39:16,303 --> 00:39:17,306
Okay.
660
00:39:23,773 --> 00:39:25,831
We're gonna have
an angry baby, now.
661
00:39:26,004 --> 00:39:27,007
You know that.
662
00:39:27,831 --> 00:39:29,539
Angry sex, angry baby.
663
00:39:30,295 --> 00:39:33,787
If that's true, then my parents
must've fucked over the phone.
664
00:39:37,424 --> 00:39:40,878
- What does that mean?
- I don't know. It's all disconnected.
665
00:39:44,934 --> 00:39:46,343
One good thing is
666
00:39:46,959 --> 00:39:49,413
that we can't be worse
parents than our parents.
667
00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:53,270
Just by the law of
"you can't be less than the least. "
668
00:39:53,482 --> 00:39:54,875
I think we'd be really good.
669
00:39:54,991 --> 00:39:56,206
- You do?
- Yeah.
670
00:39:58,643 --> 00:40:00,032
Who do you think
she'll be?
671
00:40:00,476 --> 00:40:01,479
Cute.
672
00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:03,138
No, I mean it.
673
00:40:05,613 --> 00:40:08,854
If she's...
And I don't know why I said she, but...
674
00:40:11,933 --> 00:40:14,634
If she's... the best of us,
675
00:40:15,214 --> 00:40:16,738
she'll be unbelievable.
676
00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:20,732
If she's the worst
677
00:40:21,149 --> 00:40:24,876
then at least she'll know she won't be
any worse than her parents.
678
00:40:35,163 --> 00:40:37,356
- You wanna watch a movie?
- Yeah.
679
00:40:41,178 --> 00:40:42,605
Can it make us cry?
680
00:40:51,704 --> 00:40:54,327
What are we gonna do
if we don't get pregnant?
681
00:40:56,338 --> 00:40:57,338
What?
682
00:40:57,869 --> 00:40:59,025
Well, I mean...
683
00:41:00,944 --> 00:41:03,143
What if we don't,
what do we do?
684
00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:08,346
You just fucked the shit out of me,
swearing the whole time
685
00:41:08,446 --> 00:41:10,045
you were gonna
get me pregnant.
686
00:41:10,566 --> 00:41:13,197
And I will, but what if?
687
00:41:13,297 --> 00:41:14,473
What if what?
688
00:41:15,746 --> 00:41:17,347
What?
Do you not want this?
689
00:41:17,502 --> 00:41:19,296
Calm down. I'm just asking.
690
00:41:20,485 --> 00:41:21,642
Shitty timing.
691
00:41:25,212 --> 00:41:26,844
God, I'm so sick of this.
692
00:41:28,043 --> 00:41:30,435
Everything I do...
It's wrong.
693
00:41:38,549 --> 00:41:39,880
I'm in this too.
694
00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:48,084
I don't know what we do.
695
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,615
You tell me what we do
696
00:41:51,838 --> 00:41:53,227
if we don't get pregnant.
697
00:41:54,654 --> 00:41:56,388
'Cause I don't think about it.
698
00:41:56,527 --> 00:41:57,530
Ever.
699
00:42:09,051 --> 00:42:10,149
You asleep?
700
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,764
No.
701
00:42:18,076 --> 00:42:19,947
What are you thinking about?
702
00:42:22,504 --> 00:42:23,507
Us.
703
00:42:25,535 --> 00:42:26,538
Really?
704
00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:31,405
Nobody else?
705
00:42:32,935 --> 00:42:33,938
No.
706
00:42:51,823 --> 00:42:52,845
This is great.
707
00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:54,274
Come here.
708
00:42:54,429 --> 00:42:56,030
Look at what this thing does.
709
00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,104
If you take the...
710
00:43:02,866 --> 00:43:04,062
I love you, honey.
711
00:43:13,310 --> 00:43:14,313
But what?
712
00:43:16,683 --> 00:43:18,285
What do you mean, "but what"?
713
00:43:26,715 --> 00:43:28,030
But what, Dave?
714
00:44:42,230 --> 00:44:43,318
Hey, you've reached Hugo.
715
00:44:43,418 --> 00:44:45,896
Please leave a message after
the tone. Thank you.
716
00:44:47,331 --> 00:44:48,489
Are you there?
717
00:44:50,031 --> 00:44:51,031
Hugo.
718
00:44:51,909 --> 00:44:52,909
You there?
719
00:44:55,031 --> 00:44:57,186
I can't stop thinking
about you and...
720
00:44:58,050 --> 00:44:59,806
You know, I miss you.
721
00:45:00,178 --> 00:45:01,432
And I need you.
722
00:45:03,269 --> 00:45:04,272
Call me.
723
00:45:06,683 --> 00:45:07,686
I love you.
724
00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:26,658
I'm so sorry.
725
00:45:29,745 --> 00:45:31,076
Fuck me.
726
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,387
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