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Hey.
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ROSS: Hey.
- Hey.
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We're here to say goodbye.
We're off to Ohio.
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Oh, right, your adoption interview.
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Yep. We'll meet the lady
who could be carrying our baby.
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I can't believe it. When you come back,
you'll have a baby. That is so weird.
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And so incorrect.
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She's only a couple months pregnant.
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She liked our application,
who knows if she'll like us.
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Oh, come on, she's gonna
love you guys.
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Oh, thank you. But we're trying
not to get our hopes up.
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A lot could still get in our way.
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She could decide against adoption,
like another couple better.
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What are you gonna name it?
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I could develop a condition in which
I talk and talk, and no one hears a word.
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But just think, okay?
What if everything goes right?
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What if this woman does pick you guys?
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Oh, my God. She's gonna pick us!
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So we're standing firm on
"not getting our hopes up"?
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No. I know things could still
go wrong, but if they don't...
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...if this works out,
we're gonna have a baby. A baby!
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- Yes. But...
- Oh, my God. It's gonna work!
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We're gonna make it work!
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I'm gonna be a mommy
and you're gonna be a daddy!
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All right, I'll see you suckers.
I'm gonna go get me a baby!
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Oh, screw it. I'm gonna be a daddy!
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Hey, who's Phoebe with?
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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I wanna say, "Someone
I'm gonna have sex with."
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- So, uh, who's your friend?
- Oh, that's Sarah.
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No. Don't you get any ideas.
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I'm not setting you up
with any more of my friends.
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- Why? Why?
- Because you'll date her once...
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...sleep with her, then forget she exists.
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Oh! Name one friend of yours
I did that with.
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- Mandy.
- Mandy, huh? Uh...
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Really hot blond, big boobs?
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- No.
- Might be why I don't remember her, huh?
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Do you think I'm someone else?
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Okay, look, I may not have treated
your friends well in the past.
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But I have grown up a lot.
Really. Honest. Rach?
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Yeah, believe it or not, it's true.
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I mean, when Joey and I were together...
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...he was wonderful.
He was thoughtful and mature.
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And for the one week
that we went out...
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...he didn't sleep with anybody else.
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Growth.
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- Fine, I'll give you her number.
JOEY: Okay. Thank you.
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And I promise you
I will not forget this one.
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- Mandy.
- Sarah!
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Sarah.
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- Hey.
RACHEL: Hi.
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys, I need some fashion advice.
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RACHEL:
Oh. Huh.
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How does this look?
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Well, it's... It's a little low.
Pick it up a little.
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A little bit more.
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There you go.
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Now throw it away.
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Come on! This looks good.
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Ross, please trust me.
I buy 30 fashion magazines a month.
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Now, I don't know who's running
for president or who that NATO guy is...
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...but I do know that you
have to get far away from that hat.
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Damn it. God...
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I have this date tomorrow night,
and I have to look cool.
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If you want fashion help, Rachel and I
are going shopping tomorrow.
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- You're welcome to come with us.
- Really? That would be great.
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Uh, I mean, I have to do something.
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She kind of teased me
about how I dress.
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I can see why. Nice shirt. Ha, ha.
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You're wearing the same shirt.
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Stupid Gap on every corner!
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Make yourselves comfortable,
and I'll be back with Erica.
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MONICA:
Okay, thank you.
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[MONICA SIGHS]
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Well, this is it.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, it's just weird, you know?
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It's like, uh, "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I
have the human growing inside you?"
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Ooh!
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You're gonna be great.
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Well, obviously.
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Monica? Chandler?
I'd like you to meet Erica.
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- Hi.
- Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.
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- Hi.
- Thank you for agreeing to see us.
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- Hi.
- I'll let you get acquainted.
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CHANDLER: Okay.
- So it's Monica and Chandler?
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I only know you as
"File CRW33815-D."
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That's what our friends call us.
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Gosh, you know, you're just
such an amazing couple. It's...
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...kind of intimidating.
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Oh, ha, ha. I don't know about that.
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Are you kidding me?
I mean, it's enough that you're a doctor.
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But on top of it,
you're married to a reverend?
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- I don't think that's exactly...
- Let her finish, doctor.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Oh, my friend Sarah
had a great time last night.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, so you gonna call this one back?
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Ha, ha. No.
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What are you talking about?
Sarah's great.
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Oh, really? You wanna know
what your "great" friend did?
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We were out to dinner, okay?
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We were getting along,
having a really nice time.
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I was thinking she was really cool.
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And then, out of nowhere...
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That's it?
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That's why you won't
go out with her again?
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So she took some fries. Big deal.
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Hey, look, it's not about a few fries.
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It's about what the fries represent.
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- What?
- All food!
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I can't believe I set you up
with such a monster!
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Hey, hey, hey, look, I take a girl out...
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...she can order whatever she wants.
The more the better, all right?
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Just don't order a garden salad
and then eat my food!
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That's a good way to lose some fingers.
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PHOEBE:
Oh, thank God you're here.
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- Listen to this.
- What?
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Joey and my friend are out last night,
having dinner, and she reaches over...
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...and takes a few of his fries...
- Oh, no!
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JOEY: Mm-hm.
- What?
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You know about the plate thing?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, Joey doesn't share food.
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I mean, just last week
we were having breakfast...
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...and he had a couple grapes
on his plate.
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- You wouldn't let her have a grape?
- Oh, no, not me.
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Emma.
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Joey doesn't share food!
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Well, I still think that is a stupid reason
not to call someone again.
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You are calling her, okay?
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And if you need to, then just
get an extra plate of fries for the table.
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I like that.
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A sharing buffer. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'll order some extra fries.
Maybe a plate of onion rings.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And a shrimp cocktail.
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Uh-huh. And some Buffalo wings.
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Maybe...
Maybe an individual pizza, huh?
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And some mozzarella sticks.
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What were we talking about?
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Wow, this place is awesome.
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We should just go.
I'm not gonna find anything here.
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This stuff is ridiculous.
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Oh, this place is great!
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Wow.
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Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear
any of this. Nothing silver.
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- Wha...?
- Okay, nothing with hair.
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- And nothing with padlocks on it!
- Aw.
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Ross, look. Look, I know that
some of this stuff is out there.
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But, I mean, come on, look at this.
Look at this sweater.
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I mean, this is just beautiful.
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Wow, this is really soft.
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Three hundred and fifty dollars?
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Down from 700.
You're saving like 200 bucks.
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Both logic and math are taking
a serious hit today.
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Hey, check this out. It's totally you.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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Huh.
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Wow. Actually, this looks pretty good.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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"Boys will be boys"?
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- What? They will be!
- All right.
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- That's it, I'm getting out of here.
RACHEL: No, Ross, wait, come on.
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There's other stuff here. There's some
nice shirts, these nice pants.
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Huh. Actually, these might look
pretty good on me.
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Yes, they will. You know what you
should do? Go take a walk.
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I know your size, and I'm gonna pick out
some really good stuff for you.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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I know what looks sexy on guys.
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Just wear what I suggest,
and she is gonna go nuts for you.
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So you're saying, uh...
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...if I wear these pants,
I might be getting into hers?
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Why do men keep talking to me like this?
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So the fact that I'm a doctor
and my wife's a reverend...
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...that's important to you?
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Yeah. I read some great applications...
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...but I thought, "Who better
than a minister to raise a child?"
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Amen.
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Plus, I thought the baby would be
in good hands with a doctor.
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Oh, good hands.
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Healing hands.
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Reverend, can I ask? Does the Bible
say anything about adoption?
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It says, "Do it."
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"And behold, she did adopt
unto them a baby.
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And it was good."
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- Wow.
- Yeah, wow.
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I was wondering...
You both have such serious jobs.
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Would you have time to take care
of a baby and your flock?
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Oh, no, my flock? My flock is good.
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Yeah. My flock pretty much
takes care of themselves by this point.
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It's a good flock. Flock, flock, flock.
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[CHUCKLES]
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But being a doctor,
that must take up a lot of time.
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Not for me it doesn't.
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So how's everything going in here?
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We're great. I think
I may have asked all my questions.
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Good. Do you have questions for Erica?
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Yeah, actually.
So you read a file that you liked...
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...and then you gave the agency
the serial number and they contacted us?
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Oh, yes. Our system ensures
total anonymity.
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- We're very proud of it.
- You should be.
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You're really on top of stuff.
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Well, then if there's nothing else,
then the two of us should talk.
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I actually...
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- I don't think we have to.
- We don't?
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Yeah, when I read about you two,
I was pretty sure I wanted you...
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...but I just thought we should meet
face to face.
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I've made my decision.
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I choose them. Heh.
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Oh, my God, this is great.
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This is so great. Did you hear that?
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Yeah, I did.
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MONICA:
Okay.
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- Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh.
ERICA: Ha, ha.
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Oh. You are so going to heaven!
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- Oh, we got some really great stuff.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, but I'm not sure about some
of the bras I got.
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Oh, really? Do you wanna try
some of them on for me?
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Oh, okay.
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Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
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Oh, no. I took one of Ross' bags
by mistake.
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And one of mine is missing.
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Ross probably has it.
You'll get it from him later.
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So, what do you think?
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I think we're not wearing
the same shirt anymore.
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Yeah. Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me.
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She told me to trust her,
and you know what? I'm glad I did.
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I turned quite a few heads
on my way over here.
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Dude, I really don't think
you should be wearing that.
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Oh, I see.
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Somebody's afraid of a little competition
with the ladies?
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Looks like someone is the ladies!
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You're just jealous
because you couldn't pull this off.
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Yeah. Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a date.
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See? All eyes on me!
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- We are not signing those papers.
- Why not?
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It's wrong. They made a mistake.
They think we're somebody else.
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God works in mysterious ways.
240
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,709
You have gotta stop.
241
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,795
But she liked us.
242
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,798
She likes Doctor Chandler
and Reverend Monica.
243
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:06,052
If you think about it,
I'm kind of like a reverend.
244
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:12,600
I mean, as a chef, I serve God
by feeding the hungry and poor.
245
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,271
Your veal chop is 34.95.
246
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,316
Come on, I just...
I think we've been given an opportunity.
247
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:23,486
The mistake's already made.
They're writing up the papers now.
248
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,572
But we're not the ones she chose.
249
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,824
How can you feel okay about this?
250
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,327
Because.
251
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,789
We may not be who she thinks we are...
252
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,709
...but no one will ever
love that baby more than us.
253
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,377
- I know.
- I mean, who knows...
254
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,630
...how long it's gonna take
for someone else to give us a baby?
255
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,633
What if no one ever picks us?
256
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,218
Oh, honey...
257
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,970
Please?
258
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,639
Please. We are so close.
259
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,894
Monica, I want a baby too.
260
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,354
But this woman is giving away her child.
261
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,399
She deserves to know who it's going to.
262
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,783
Okay. You're right.
263
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,121
So we'll tell the truth.
264
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,791
And who knows, you know?
Maybe she'll like us for us.
265
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,296
Maybe she will.
266
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,049
Oh, why couldn't I
have been a reverend?
267
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,468
You're Jewish.
268
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,096
Technicality!
269
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,145
Garden salad for the lady.
270
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,607
- Oh, that looks great. Good ordering.
SARAH: Ha-ha-ha.
271
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:46,653
Seafood platter for the gentleman,
and extra fries.
272
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,529
- Enjoy.
- Ha, ha.
273
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,492
Mm. Those fries look delicious.
274
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,161
- Oh, I didn't know you liked french fries.
- Ha, ha.
275
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,205
Help yourself. What's mine is yours.
276
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,666
[CHUCKLES]
277
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,379
Oh. Wow, are those stuffed clams?
278
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:08,967
Uh...
279
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,469
Yes, they are my stuffed clams.
280
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,096
[SARAH CHUCKLES]
281
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,598
How about those fries, though, huh?
282
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,642
[SARAH LAUGHS]
283
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,687
- They are delicious. Ha-ha-ha.
- Yeah.
284
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:27,026
You are beautiful, you know that?
285
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,113
That is so sweet.
286
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,656
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
287
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,117
Okay, then.
288
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,703
Mm.
289
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,789
[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]
290
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,791
Mm-hm.
291
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,752
[GRUNTS]
292
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,213
Now look what you did!
293
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,049
What? What is the matter with you?
294
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,594
I don't like it when people
take food off of my plate, okay?
295
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,763
But you said, "What's mine is yours."
296
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,640
Well, I didn't mean it!
297
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:03,354
Fine. Sorry, I didn't think
it was that big a deal.
298
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,899
No, I'm sorry. I...
299
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:11,529
I'm overreacting, okay?
It's just, when it comes to food, I...
300
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,239
...have certain rules...
301
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,199
...okay? I mean...
302
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:20,371
...there are things you do, and,
you know, things that you don't do.
303
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,796
Wow, this place looks great.
304
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:33,634
Oh, you are gonna love it.
And I'm so glad we're finally doing this.
305
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,846
- Me too.
- Here.
306
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,690
So this was fun.
307
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,701
I really am sorry about,
you know, before.
308
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,496
And I wanna make sure you know
I really do like you.
309
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,457
Sure, just not as much as clams.
310
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,417
Well, stuffed clams, ha, ha...
311
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,338
- Chocolate torte for the lady.
- Mm.
312
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,632
Cheesecake for the gentleman.
313
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:17,595
Uh, excuse me, sir. There seems to be
some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
314
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,140
Oh. Yes, that's a raspberry coulis.
315
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,852
I'm so stupid ordering cheesecake,
trying to be healthy.
316
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,564
Oh, my God. Mm.
317
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,275
- I'll just have what she's having.
- I'm sorry, sir.
318
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,319
- That was our last piece.
- Mm.
319
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,239
Mm. Mm.
320
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,573
[BEEPER BEEPING]
321
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,784
Oh, no.
322
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,745
This is work. I should call in.
Can you excuse me?
323
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,123
Oh, yeah, sure. No problem.
324
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,628
What are you doing?
I thought you don't share food?
325
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,255
Sure I do.
326
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,132
- Coulis?
- Ha, ha.
327
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,636
No. If I can't have your clams,
you can't have my dessert.
328
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,263
This is a two-way street.
329
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,974
[LAUGHS]
330
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,684
Really?
331
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,519
Really.
332
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,730
Now this all better be here
when I come back.
333
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:14,944
Yeah, of course. I can control myself.
Ha-ha-ha. Yeah.
334
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,113
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
335
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,332
Stop staring at me!
336
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,138
Just a tiny little... Ha, ha.
337
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,473
[CHUCKLES]
338
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,642
Uh-oh.
339
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,654
I'm not even sorry.
340
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,744
ERICA: Hi.
MAN: Hey.
341
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,831
So these are the preliminary forms
for an open adoption. Uh...
342
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,918
There's a lot to go over,
but I'll explain as we go through.
343
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:16,172
- Is that a picture?
ERICA: Yeah.
344
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,841
It's a sonogram they took
of the baby last week.
345
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,676
I thought you might wanna see it.
346
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,228
Look, doctor.
347
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:37,526
Look, before we sign anything,
we really have to talk.
348
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,907
We're not who you think we are.
349
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,202
- I don't understand.
- The agency must have made a mistake.
350
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,288
My wife is not a reverend,
and I'm not a doctor.
351
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,374
- What?
- That's impossible.
352
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,919
I could perform an operation on you
and prove it if you'd like.
353
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,840
Um, I have to check your file. Excuse me.
354
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,300
So who are you?
355
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,595
Our names really are Monica and
Chandler. We're from New York.
356
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,181
Yeah, but the important thing
to know about us...
357
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,518
...is how much we would care
for this little baby.
358
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,728
So you lied to me before?
359
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:16,482
Well, we "bore false witness."
360
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,403
See? I could be a reverend.
361
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,989
I can't believe this.
362
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,741
But we were hoping that
since we told you the truth...
363
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:28,953
...that you still might consider...
- Giving you my baby?
364
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,247
You think I'd give you my child
after this?
365
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,083
You don't have to decide now.
If you look at our file...
366
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,336
I don't wanna look at your file.
This is over.
367
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,590
[SIGHS]
368
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,509
Erica, wait.
369
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,636
I have nothing to say to you.
370
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:49,557
Look, you have every reason to be upset.
We did lie.
371
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:53,811
But only because we've been waiting
and trying to have a baby for so long.
372
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,440
And we don't know how long it's gonna be
before we get another chance.
373
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,817
Why don't you ask the reverend
to pray on it?
374
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,486
Erica, please.
375
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:07,199
Just consider us.
Ask them to see our file.
376
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,327
Our last name's Bing.
377
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,079
My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
378
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,999
Oh, yeah.
379
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,710
I actually liked you guys.
380
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,003
[SIGHS]
381
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,464
But it doesn't matter.
What you did was wrong.
382
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,258
But you did like us.
383
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,260
And you should.
384
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,013
My wife's an incredible woman.
385
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,225
She is loving, and devoted and caring.
386
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:37,563
And don't tell her I said this,
but the woman's always right.
387
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:44,779
I love my wife more than anything
in this world.
388
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,656
And it...
389
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:52,244
It kills me that I can't give her a baby.
390
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,457
[CHANDLER SIGHS]
391
00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,002
I really want a kid.
392
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:04,799
And when that day finally comes,
I'll learn how to be a good dad.
393
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,301
But my wife...
394
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,762
...she's already there.
395
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,098
She's a mother...
396
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,226
...without a baby.
397
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,193
Please?
398
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,165
You still want that baby?
399
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,639
[MONICA SIGHS]
400
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,016
God bless you, Chandler Bing!
401
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,533
Turns out this sweater
is made for a woman.
402
00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:16,912
So why are you still wearing it?
403
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,664
Because it's soft.
404
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,251
- Hey, so how was your date?
- Ugh.
405
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,253
Not so good.
406
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:30,593
Well, looks like it's just
the two of us tonight, huh, buddy?
407
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,804
Yeah. And you know what?
We could do a lot worse.
408
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,891
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
409
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,187
Joey doesn't share food!
410
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,235
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