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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,087 --> 00:00:05,477 'Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden 2 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:09,315 'but it's been a good home to us - me, Frank Gallagher, 3 00:00:09,367 --> 00:00:12,404 'and me kids who l'm proud of, 4 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:16,360 'cos every single one of them reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:19,717 'They can all think for themselves, which they've me to thank for.' 6 00:00:19,767 --> 00:00:22,076 - Run! Run for it! - Leg it! 7 00:00:22,127 --> 00:00:24,925 'Fiona, who's a massive help, 8 00:00:24,967 --> 00:00:29,961 'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Philip now, 9 00:00:30,007 --> 00:00:31,679 'lan, a lot like his mam, 10 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:34,685 'which is handy for the others cos she's disappeared into thin air, 11 00:00:34,727 --> 00:00:37,161 'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair 12 00:00:37,207 --> 00:00:40,756 'cos it stands on end and makes him look like Toyah and nits love it. 13 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:44,436 'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel. 14 00:00:44,487 --> 00:00:48,605 'You've to check your change but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour. 15 00:00:48,647 --> 00:00:54,802 'Plus Liam - gonna be a star once we've got the fits under control. 16 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,202 'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend. 17 00:00:57,247 --> 00:01:00,603 'The truth is out there... Not! 18 00:01:00,647 --> 00:01:05,482 'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica. Lend you anything. Well, not anything. 19 00:01:05,527 --> 00:01:09,361 'But all of them to a man know, first and foremost, 20 00:01:09,407 --> 00:01:12,365 'one of the most vital necessities in this life 21 00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:16,320 'is they know how to throw a party! 22 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,846 'Scatter!' 23 00:01:20,207 --> 00:01:22,801 (Veronica) 'After three years of having the Gallaghers as neighbours, 24 00:01:22,847 --> 00:01:25,361 'l can honestly say it's been an education. 25 00:01:25,407 --> 00:01:30,800 'l used to think we were rough till they moved in. Made us feel like Charles and Camilla! 26 00:01:30,847 --> 00:01:34,999 'l've never gloated about being quieter, better off and a lot more stable. 27 00:01:35,047 --> 00:01:37,845 'Which l'm regretting now cos l might never get the chance. 28 00:01:37,887 --> 00:01:40,765 'You tell me how a family that size with no visible income 29 00:01:40,807 --> 00:01:44,720 'ends up with a nearly-new 4x4, a knock-through house with new fittings 30 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:47,201 'and more nights out than Georgie fucking Best?! 31 00:01:47,247 --> 00:01:49,363 'Most days l wake up feeling happy for 'em. 32 00:01:49,407 --> 00:01:54,037 'Others, l wish Thatcher was still alive, mentally, 'to put 'em in their place. 33 00:01:54,087 --> 00:01:56,442 'No, l don't mean that. Well, l do a bit. l do actually. 34 00:01:56,487 --> 00:01:59,240 'A little bit, icky little bit. Ah, fuck it, yeah!' 35 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,557 Hey. l'm not late, am l? 36 00:02:08,607 --> 00:02:10,199 No, l got an earlier bus. 37 00:02:10,247 --> 00:02:12,203 Fancied a look round before we went in. 38 00:02:12,247 --> 00:02:14,317 PRlEST GRUNTS 39 00:02:16,647 --> 00:02:20,196 So, Father Polish, what are the origins of that name? 40 00:02:20,247 --> 00:02:21,760 Polish. 41 00:02:21,807 --> 00:02:25,561 When we you last in church, Fiona? 42 00:02:25,607 --> 00:02:27,484 Sunday. 43 00:02:27,527 --> 00:02:29,199 Yes, but which? 44 00:02:29,247 --> 00:02:31,238 1 994. 45 00:02:31,287 --> 00:02:34,085 - And you're not even a Catholic? - No. 46 00:02:34,127 --> 00:02:36,163 Look, does it matter? 47 00:02:36,207 --> 00:02:38,801 A great deal. You'd have to convert. 48 00:02:38,847 --> 00:02:41,964 - Well, that's fine, done. - After lessons. 49 00:02:42,007 --> 00:02:44,965 Ten weeks of instruction every Thursday evening with me. 50 00:02:45,007 --> 00:02:48,556 l expect to see you both make a visible commitment to the church. 51 00:02:48,607 --> 00:02:52,236 One mass a week for three months. 52 00:02:52,287 --> 00:02:55,916 - l was hoping for a spring wedding. - Have a spring wedding next year. 53 00:02:57,327 --> 00:03:01,445 Look...the very least l'd want to know 54 00:03:01,487 --> 00:03:03,876 is that you're not just marrying here 55 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:08,717 because you think a civil ceremony is a cheap and vulgar option for your big day. 56 00:03:08,767 --> 00:03:12,362 What if l could get the whole family to come for the next three Sundays? 57 00:03:12,407 --> 00:03:15,558 - Would that give us any leeway? - lt'd make me smile. 58 00:03:15,607 --> 00:03:19,486 But only if you left your father at home. A spate of thefts in '97. 59 00:03:19,527 --> 00:03:21,836 Basically, you're saying it's out of the question 60 00:03:21,887 --> 00:03:25,800 that we get married here in less than three months. 61 00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:28,486 lt's a dwindling parish. 62 00:03:28,527 --> 00:03:30,483 The basic rules are all we have 63 00:03:30,527 --> 00:03:34,406 to bind the very poor community together. 64 00:03:37,327 --> 00:03:39,966 �500 now, five on the day. 65 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:46,556 l can't believe he stung you for a grand. 66 00:03:46,607 --> 00:03:50,202 Plus, when you nipped to the loo, it was 200 for the flower displays, 67 00:03:50,247 --> 00:03:53,956 1 00 for the organist and 50 for someone to watch the cars during the service. 68 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:55,486 lt's ridiculous! 69 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,126 l can't remember where l parked the car now. 70 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:00,805 You were parked there. 71 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:08,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 72 00:04:11,487 --> 00:04:13,876 Who's took my car?! 73 00:04:13,927 --> 00:04:16,760 Who the fuck has taken my car!? 74 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:19,275 Stop it or we'll both get battered! 75 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:22,842 We won't get a taxi out here. When was the last time you got the bus? 76 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:24,798 (Priest) Bye, Fiona. 77 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:28,556 - See ya, Father. - God bless. 78 00:04:28,607 --> 00:04:30,165 We don't do refunds. 79 00:04:32,007 --> 00:04:33,838 Get off, you fucking little rat! 80 00:04:35,087 --> 00:04:38,079 Off! Get off! 81 00:04:38,127 --> 00:04:39,640 Bastard! 82 00:04:42,487 --> 00:04:46,400 DOG BARKS Ah, fuck! Oh, fuck! 83 00:04:46,447 --> 00:04:49,519 What's the point of built-in wardrobes 84 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:52,127 if what's in 'em makes her look like Nannette Newman? 85 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,886 Come here, you little shit. You're dead! 86 00:04:56,607 --> 00:04:58,438 Dead dog! 87 00:05:04,287 --> 00:05:06,676 lt's nicked me undies again! Bitten me again! 88 00:05:06,727 --> 00:05:09,287 He hasn't nicked 'em! 89 00:05:09,327 --> 00:05:13,957 He's sticking them in the wash cos he doesn't like the smell of rotting gusset. 90 00:05:14,007 --> 00:05:17,795 - And l wear what? - Clean garments. 91 00:05:17,847 --> 00:05:21,362 Pepe, show him where. Show! 92 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:29,680 WOLF WHlSTLE 93 00:05:34,287 --> 00:05:35,800 DOG WHlNES 94 00:05:38,447 --> 00:05:40,677 BARKS 95 00:05:50,127 --> 00:05:51,401 BARKS 96 00:05:51,447 --> 00:05:52,926 Dead dog! 97 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:57,245 Fur ball! 98 00:05:58,367 --> 00:06:01,723 You're joking, aren't you? From outside a church? 99 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:05,521 Julie Carter had her wedding car nicked during the actual ceremony. 100 00:06:05,567 --> 00:06:09,116 - But that weren't nicked in the first place! - Oi! Gimme that. 101 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:11,397 Answer the door and keep your mouth shut. 102 00:06:11,447 --> 00:06:13,165 Watch your mouth. 103 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,118 Tony! 104 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:18,239 Sorry l'm late, l had to do a bit of overtime. 105 00:06:22,487 --> 00:06:25,718 Now you know how it feels to lose a valuable motor, Steve. 106 00:06:25,767 --> 00:06:30,283 - Make you think twice about your career path? - l wanna know who took it and who's got it. 107 00:06:30,327 --> 00:06:35,401 - lf it was that simple, l'd be an inspector. - Two grand cash if you can track it. 108 00:06:35,447 --> 00:06:37,438 l'll put the feelers out. 109 00:06:39,407 --> 00:06:42,160 l left something of sentimental value in there. 110 00:06:42,207 --> 00:06:43,686 l see. 111 00:06:43,727 --> 00:06:45,445 SHOUTlNG 112 00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:47,717 So, when's the wedding set for? 113 00:06:49,847 --> 00:06:51,997 Last Saturday of the month. 114 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,680 - Congratulations. - Yeah(!) 115 00:06:56,727 --> 00:07:00,436 - lf l find it, do you want 'em arrested? - No. 116 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,443 Not before you talk to me. 117 00:07:09,207 --> 00:07:12,802 l know, my darling, l know. 118 00:07:12,847 --> 00:07:16,476 - She keeps talking to herself. - Well, it saves us a job. 119 00:07:16,527 --> 00:07:19,644 lt's the dog. She thinks the fucking dog's talking to her! 120 00:07:19,687 --> 00:07:22,247 - You're not cheering me up. - But it is! 121 00:07:22,287 --> 00:07:24,482 lt talks to me an' all. 122 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:30,843 lf it doesn't like what you're doing, it gets on your case. 123 00:07:30,887 --> 00:07:34,197 lt's on at me all the time, taking the piss! 124 00:07:35,727 --> 00:07:37,604 DOG WHlNES 125 00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:40,115 MUSlC: Release Me by Tom Jones 126 00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:43,842 l know. Tom Jones was too much of a show-off to be a soul searcher. 127 00:07:47,327 --> 00:07:52,924 (Singing to jukebox) For l don't love you any more... 128 00:07:52,967 --> 00:07:54,605 Aye, get down, Shep! 129 00:07:54,647 --> 00:07:58,276 One of the finest songs ever written in the English language, 130 00:07:58,327 --> 00:08:01,922 apart from Sultans Of Swing and Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep. 131 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:05,357 Pint of bitter and a couple of Es for the dog, Kev. 132 00:08:05,407 --> 00:08:08,843 Where's your momma gone? Where's your momma gone? 133 00:08:08,887 --> 00:08:11,720 Used to sing that to the kids when Monica fucked off. 134 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,997 Never a dry eye in the 'ouse. 135 00:08:14,047 --> 00:08:16,686 Shot upstairs howling, they all did. 136 00:08:17,727 --> 00:08:18,921 What? 137 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:25,158 Here we go, men in black, hard as nails. The future of our nation. 138 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:28,005 - You got me house keys? - A couple of gills for the lads. 139 00:08:28,047 --> 00:08:30,038 - You 1 8? - (Both) Yeah. 140 00:08:30,087 --> 00:08:34,046 - Veronica, is your mum OK? - Fuck off! 141 00:08:34,087 --> 00:08:36,885 Yeah. She's happy. HE BARKS 142 00:08:36,927 --> 00:08:40,761 - Fucking hell! Sorry l asked. -Whoa! Do that again. 143 00:08:40,807 --> 00:08:41,876 Eh? 144 00:08:41,927 --> 00:08:46,318 That...thing with your face, what you just said to Lip. 145 00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:48,597 l just said, ''Sorry l asked.'' 146 00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:53,562 How gay is that? 147 00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:55,279 No, it's not! 148 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:58,000 - lt was a bit. - Gay. 149 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,799 You're not gay, are you? 150 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:05,756 No. 151 00:09:05,807 --> 00:09:10,722 - Oh, Jesus, he is. He's gay! Fuck me! - You don't know what you're talking about. 152 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,964 lf l'd said that to anybody else, they'd have planted me one. 153 00:09:14,007 --> 00:09:17,522 l'm having a flashback to John lnman. Fuck's sake! 154 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:19,159 GLASS SMASHES 155 00:09:19,207 --> 00:09:21,721 - Fuck! - Get up, Frank! 156 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,040 Now you're talking! 157 00:09:33,087 --> 00:09:35,555 Thank Christ for that. Come here! 158 00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:37,040 Growing up, eh? 159 00:09:37,087 --> 00:09:40,159 Can't you tell when they're growing up? 160 00:09:40,207 --> 00:09:42,004 Yeah. They're barred! 161 00:09:45,527 --> 00:09:48,041 What's the matter? You got away with it. 162 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,238 l didn't. You can tell he knows. 163 00:09:51,287 --> 00:09:52,640 Come on. 164 00:09:52,687 --> 00:09:55,679 We'll go and see Mandy Maguire. 165 00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:02,035 All right, John? 166 00:10:02,087 --> 00:10:03,679 All right, mate. 167 00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:04,083 Are you right in the fuckin' 'ead? 168 00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:07,483 - Why've you nicked his car? - l'm sick of him getting his own way. 169 00:11:07,527 --> 00:11:10,121 - Because she's marrying him? - Yeah, plus other stuff. 170 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,727 lt was a joke at first cos he thinks l'm not capable. 171 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:15,486 Now that you've joined the club, congratulations(!) 172 00:11:15,527 --> 00:11:18,963 Put it back and count me out. l know nothing about this. 173 00:11:19,007 --> 00:11:21,202 Stan. 174 00:11:26,607 --> 00:11:28,040 How much is that? 175 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,647 1 50 odd grand. lt was in the roof compartment. 176 00:11:30,687 --> 00:11:33,155 You reckon Steve earns this much nicking motors? 177 00:11:33,207 --> 00:11:35,198 Depends how good he is at saving. 178 00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:38,882 Coke? 179 00:11:38,927 --> 00:11:39,962 He's dealing. 180 00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:43,761 Give over! l've seen more gear shifted in the Jockey of a weekend! 181 00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:53,160 Fuck me! 182 00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:58,924 MUSlC: Spice Up You Life by the Spice Girls 183 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:04,325 Lilian, are you sure you can get the dresses ready for Saturday? 184 00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:08,999 l knew l should've had a wee. 185 00:12:13,087 --> 00:12:14,076 What is it? 186 00:12:14,127 --> 00:12:18,643 - Pepe's waistcoat, for the wedding. - Ah! lt's beautiful. 187 00:12:18,687 --> 00:12:23,124 But the only hat we've found he's not thrilled about - makes him look like a chimp. 188 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:26,318 Mum, it's a church. Fiona won't want a dog yapping. 189 00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:29,484 He won't yap. He doesn't yap. 190 00:12:29,527 --> 00:12:33,964 - He's not invited. - ''Carol and guest.'' 191 00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:36,726 Meaning Marty. His says the same, meaning you. 192 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,485 lf l had a husband, he'd be ignored. 193 00:12:38,527 --> 00:12:41,917 Your husband's dead and Pepe is a dog. 194 00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:45,482 She's cheaper than a husband if it's catering we're talking about. 195 00:12:45,527 --> 00:12:50,601 And a bit more talkative, which, you know Veronica, l'm very grateful for. 196 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:55,157 l'm getting worried about you. l want you to see a doctor. 197 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:56,765 What the hell for? 198 00:12:56,807 --> 00:12:58,923 You're sounding confused. 199 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:00,195 Am l? 200 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,646 No more than normal. 201 00:13:01,687 --> 00:13:05,600 Pepe can come. Course he can come. 202 00:13:05,647 --> 00:13:07,126 The waistcoat looks fab. 203 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:10,000 - See? Thank you, Fiona. - You're not helping! 204 00:13:10,047 --> 00:13:11,639 SHE MOUTHS 205 00:13:13,287 --> 00:13:17,246 l want you to get checked out. There's medication that can help 206 00:13:17,287 --> 00:13:19,881 and the sooner they start it, the better it works. 207 00:13:19,927 --> 00:13:22,839 - For what? - For what grandma had. 208 00:13:22,887 --> 00:13:23,922 Colostomy? 209 00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:26,435 Confusion! 210 00:13:28,247 --> 00:13:32,798 Look, l know you miss your Malcolm, but you've got to face facts. 211 00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:36,237 A dog is not going to make up for the loss of a lifelong friend. 212 00:13:36,287 --> 00:13:37,402 Who's Malcolm? 213 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:40,086 Your dead husband! My dead dad! 214 00:13:40,127 --> 00:13:43,676 You don't have to shout! l know who that Malcolm is! 215 00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:46,400 You didn't until l fucking told you, did ya?! 216 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,883 Groom and boys next. Come on! 217 00:13:50,087 --> 00:13:53,443 Who exports drugs from round here? Nobody exports from Britain. 218 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:58,686 We're the only mugs daft enough to pay these prices. Same with flat-screen tellies. 219 00:13:58,727 --> 00:14:02,276 How come l find a ferry ticket from Bilbao in the glove compartment? 220 00:14:04,047 --> 00:14:09,360 lt's more Tintin than Rin Tin Tin. This is for a different vehicle, you mong! 221 00:14:09,407 --> 00:14:10,760 lt's the same model. 222 00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:13,480 Apart from different colour and registration, 223 00:14:13,527 --> 00:14:15,483 these cars could be twins. 224 00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:17,961 He rings cars for a living. 225 00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:23,127 Changing the colour and registration is what Steve does for a living. 226 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:27,479 - This car's been abroad. Why? - So's mine. 227 00:14:27,527 --> 00:14:30,724 l'm not talking about a car park in Wrexham. 228 00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:33,440 Steve's car came into Britain from Spain. What's that say? 229 00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:35,318 Timeshare. 230 00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:41,396 MUSlC: Put Him Out by Ms Dynamite 231 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,961 Let's have it. Come on. Get on that beat. 232 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:56,316 Sorry, Lillian, love. Sorry, Lillian. 233 00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:58,642 Lillian. 234 00:14:58,687 --> 00:15:00,757 OK, go for it. 235 00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:04,083 THEY LAUGH 236 00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:08,006 l don't know why l'm laughing. l'm having a flashback to Strangeways. 237 00:15:08,047 --> 00:15:09,878 (All) Ooh! 238 00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:12,487 Only here for the first time, Frank. 239 00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:14,677 Our Fiona... 240 00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:18,481 was...was my first-born. 241 00:15:18,527 --> 00:15:20,279 lt's a happy day 242 00:15:20,327 --> 00:15:25,606 and a sad day for us all to see her marrying Steve. 243 00:15:26,647 --> 00:15:29,525 (All) Steve-o! 244 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:34,687 ..Starting a brand new life. She's guided all of us through difficult times. 245 00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:43,275 For the family she has been a total godsend and we couldn't have managed without her. 246 00:15:43,327 --> 00:15:45,079 That's what you said. 247 00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:48,244 We can all say from the bottom of our hearts 248 00:15:48,287 --> 00:15:54,522 that she is really the other half... of all of us. 249 00:15:56,967 --> 00:16:00,801 That's... Honestly, that's... Fucking hell, l'm welling up here. 250 00:16:00,847 --> 00:16:03,919 Thieving bastard! He nicked that out of my bag! 251 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,606 (Frank) He was a poet and he knew it. 252 00:16:06,647 --> 00:16:11,880 - You said you didn't want to give her away. - l've changed my mind now. 253 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:16,677 lf you keep that up, the least l'll want is a blow job. 254 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:19,878 Any more of that talk l'll pin your whatsit to your knackers! 255 00:16:19,927 --> 00:16:21,121 CHEERlNG 256 00:16:25,207 --> 00:16:28,643 - Where were you before we picked you up? - At Eden Club. 257 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:32,123 Eden Club? That'll be the Eden club in town, will it? 258 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,801 (ls she getting ready? Let me look.) 259 00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:41,246 (All) Oh! 260 00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:42,766 lt's beautiful! 261 00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:45,876 Give us a go. 262 00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:47,963 l'm so nervous! 263 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,157 Eh up. Are you ready? 264 00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:54,886 THEY LAUGH 265 00:16:59,927 --> 00:17:01,519 You look beautiful. 266 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,956 - You do. - Oh, my God! 267 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:14,197 (Priest) Exchanging of the vows. 268 00:17:14,247 --> 00:17:15,282 Thank you, Veronica. 269 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,046 You will lead the wedding procession. 270 00:17:18,087 --> 00:17:19,679 Slowly on the day, Fiona. 271 00:17:19,727 --> 00:17:24,437 Philip, this is where you hand over Fiona to Steve - let go of her arm. 272 00:17:24,487 --> 00:17:27,126 All right. Now?! 273 00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:30,245 ''l'll greet the bride and bridegroom 274 00:17:30,287 --> 00:17:33,836 ''in a friendly manner, showing that the Church shares their joy.'' 275 00:17:39,887 --> 00:17:42,799 (Priest) Kevin, give the ring to Steve. 276 00:17:42,847 --> 00:17:44,041 Repeat after me. 277 00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:48,763 - l, Steve McBride... - l, Steve McBride... 278 00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:51,719 - Do take thee... - Do take thee, Fiona Gallagher... 279 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:54,964 - To be my lawful wedded wife... - To be my lawful wedded wife... 280 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,201 To have and to hold... 281 00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:57,236 To have and... 282 00:17:57,287 --> 00:18:00,723 MOBlLE RlNGS Excuse me. Sorry about this. 283 00:18:01,887 --> 00:18:04,321 Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. 284 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,846 Two secs. 285 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,441 l have to shoot off. 286 00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:13,002 - Steve! - lt'll be fine. 287 00:18:13,047 --> 00:18:15,402 l just had to get it through my head. 288 00:18:15,447 --> 00:18:18,996 Kev, can l borrow you for two secs? Quicker than that, mate. 289 00:18:19,047 --> 00:18:19,797 Steve! 290 00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:22,077 - Kev! - l'm best man, aren't l? 291 00:18:26,327 --> 00:18:28,079 Steve! 292 00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:34,079 TYRES SCREECH 293 00:18:37,527 --> 00:18:38,755 ls it? 294 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:42,761 Where did you find it? 295 00:18:42,807 --> 00:18:45,640 Wide boys showing off on the M60. 296 00:18:45,687 --> 00:18:48,520 No damage apart from the ignition. 297 00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:50,558 How good do you feel, eh?! 298 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,086 These are on me. 299 00:18:52,127 --> 00:18:55,563 Not for me, Kev, not if l'm driving and... l am now. 300 00:18:57,087 --> 00:19:00,523 Listen. l'll sort you out with the, you know, tomorrow. 301 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:02,285 Nah, forget about it, Steve. 302 00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,116 l'm just glad to be of some use. 303 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:07,727 We can be. Sometimes. 304 00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:11,000 All right. See you later. 305 00:19:11,047 --> 00:19:12,321 Kev, thanks for the lift. 306 00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:18,397 Has Jensen Button turned his nose up at that? Let this blind lady through. 307 00:19:18,447 --> 00:19:20,915 Who the fuck are you calling blind? 308 00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:21,843 Sorry. 309 00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:24,401 Fuck you dressed like that for? 310 00:19:28,687 --> 00:19:31,724 - Don't start with me, Frank. - She started it. 311 00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:36,079 She started it! They should put a sign up about nice behaviour. 312 00:19:36,127 --> 00:19:40,917 lt's a Government thing now. You've got to be caring... 313 00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:48,565 CHEERlNG Look at that! 314 00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:50,404 Oh, smell that! 315 00:19:53,647 --> 00:19:55,319 This is fantastic, Yvonne. 316 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:58,200 Are you sure you can cater for 50-odd people by this weekend? 317 00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:01,922 - You should see when l've got t'family round. - She lives for the challenge. 318 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:05,516 - Did you teach her how to cook like this? - Yeah(!) lt's all tins with him. 319 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:09,685 The microwave pings that often, the kids think it's the fire alarm. 320 00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:12,321 Do you like it? See, even for kids. 321 00:20:13,127 --> 00:20:16,119 l'll tone it down so there's something for everyone. 322 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:19,079 Give me a curry instead of a scabby prawn cocktail any day. 323 00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:21,561 Too spicy for me. Never used to be. 324 00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:23,518 End of another era. 325 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:29,517 Pilau rice, samosas, bhajis... You name it, l've got it. 326 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,683 - Why? - Why d'you think? 327 00:20:32,487 --> 00:20:37,163 Three-day mystery cruise round the Bay of Biscay. 328 00:20:37,207 --> 00:20:42,327 - How's that a mystery? - Agatha Christie murder mystery tour! 329 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:46,519 Argh, Marty! 330 00:20:48,887 --> 00:20:51,959 l'm going on a cruise! 331 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:56,524 - Sorry. Come at a bad time? - What's up? 332 00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:58,285 - Where did you get the money? - Money Dad left me. 333 00:20:58,327 --> 00:20:59,680 We're off upstairs. 334 00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:01,957 (Carol) That money is meant for you. 335 00:21:02,007 --> 00:21:04,202 But if you're happy, so am l. 336 00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:06,800 Bit of homework. 337 00:21:06,847 --> 00:21:09,884 l'll be shutting the door, we need peace and quiet. 338 00:21:09,927 --> 00:21:11,519 l'm just reading it. 339 00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:13,125 < Fuck off! 340 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,556 Have it then! 341 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,835 Talk about jealous! 342 00:21:20,007 --> 00:21:23,204 As long as you know l'm only doing this for lan. 343 00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:25,044 Same here. 344 00:21:25,087 --> 00:21:27,123 l hope he's grateful cos... 345 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,081 Wow! 346 00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:33,278 Don't wow, it's not for you. 347 00:21:33,327 --> 00:21:35,124 No problem. 348 00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:38,482 Wow! 349 00:21:38,527 --> 00:21:41,360 Stick a bonnet on that it'd look like a microphone. 350 00:21:41,407 --> 00:21:42,920 Whatever. 351 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:45,686 You sing, l'll dance. 352 00:21:58,887 --> 00:22:00,400 The batteries are going on this. 353 00:22:00,447 --> 00:22:01,562 Fuck off! 354 00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:27,045 - Fiona know you're dealing? - l don't know what you're talking about. 355 00:22:27,087 --> 00:22:31,319 Do you think l'm taping this, like l want to hear this more than once? 356 00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:33,483 Get real. 357 00:22:33,527 --> 00:22:35,757 Tony, the stuff you've got is not mine. 358 00:22:35,807 --> 00:22:37,763 Looking after it for a mate(?) 359 00:22:37,807 --> 00:22:39,718 No, just somebody l know. 360 00:22:39,767 --> 00:22:41,439 Mind if l sit down? 361 00:22:53,327 --> 00:22:54,919 Been away recently? 362 00:22:56,487 --> 00:22:57,840 No. 363 00:22:57,887 --> 00:22:59,036 Spain? 364 00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:01,441 No. 365 00:23:01,487 --> 00:23:06,242 Chassis number from that car matches a jeep that came via Spain. 366 00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:09,324 Different reg plate, and colour, obviously. 367 00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:11,835 ls that where all your cars are coming from? 368 00:23:11,887 --> 00:23:13,240 Just the occasional one. 369 00:23:13,287 --> 00:23:14,640 How occasional? 370 00:23:14,687 --> 00:23:17,884 Two...three a year. Three. 371 00:23:23,407 --> 00:23:28,117 How did you get to be involved in a racket like this? Bloody drugs. 372 00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:31,955 lt's an occasional thing to pay off an old debt. 373 00:23:32,007 --> 00:23:34,840 l don't wanna do it, but l have to pay this off. 374 00:23:34,887 --> 00:23:38,357 The car owners never know the cargo they're carrying. 375 00:23:38,407 --> 00:23:41,444 l get told which car to target. l pick it up, l ring it and then my... 376 00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:44,524 mates come and pick up their cargo. 377 00:23:44,567 --> 00:23:47,081 l get a small wage and l move the car off on my own. 378 00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:57,399 Name a price, give me the stuff and have done with this. 379 00:23:57,447 --> 00:24:02,237 You think l want a slice of some of this?! Drug money? 380 00:24:02,287 --> 00:24:04,039 What else are we here for? 381 00:24:10,687 --> 00:24:13,565 Am l right in guessing that Fiona doesn't know? 382 00:24:13,607 --> 00:24:19,477 So, nothing about the money that she'll be spending as a wife of Steve McBride? 383 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:21,995 Nothing about the life she's letting herself in for? 384 00:24:22,047 --> 00:24:26,802 You don't have a fucking clue. l'm dead if l don't get the gear where it belongs by Wednesday! 385 00:24:26,847 --> 00:24:29,156 Precisely! You're not dealing with cowboys. 386 00:24:29,207 --> 00:24:32,961 Debts like these go on for ever, don't they, Steve? 387 00:24:58,887 --> 00:25:00,605 Fine. 388 00:25:00,647 --> 00:25:03,241 How safe's Fiona? 389 00:25:04,287 --> 00:25:08,883 lf l hadn't nicked that car to wind you up, how safe would she be now? 390 00:25:10,767 --> 00:25:14,316 Ever do anything to harm her, 391 00:25:14,367 --> 00:25:18,758 l want you to know, Steve, l'll make you regret it for the rest of your life. 392 00:25:24,127 --> 00:25:27,483 - l've never been caught, Tony. - l caught you! 393 00:25:33,807 --> 00:25:38,722 - Promise me now you'll put a stop to it. - l'm trying. 394 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:41,361 Promise, or you're getting fuck all. 395 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:46,805 Please... 396 00:25:49,607 --> 00:25:51,359 l need it by Wednesday. 397 00:26:36,567 --> 00:26:39,400 - What? - Upstairs. 398 00:26:46,567 --> 00:26:50,003 What you and Mandy Maguire get up to in private is your own business. 399 00:26:50,047 --> 00:26:53,244 l'm glad you're sensible enough to use protection, lan. 400 00:26:53,287 --> 00:26:56,324 But if you ever leave your bed in this state thinking l'm gonna clear it up, 401 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:58,085 you've another bloody thing coming! 402 00:26:59,607 --> 00:27:02,246 Shift that condom and give Mandy Maguire her knickers back! 403 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,676 - What's he done now? - Mind your own business! 404 00:27:04,727 --> 00:27:07,287 Eugh, state of that bed, you scummy git! 405 00:27:07,327 --> 00:27:09,124 - Sorry, Fiona. - You'd better be. 406 00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:12,603 l'm not getting married so l can baby-sit you lot for the rest of my life. 407 00:27:12,647 --> 00:27:15,878 Strip that bed and stick it on a boil wash! 408 00:27:20,087 --> 00:27:23,841 - But you shift your leftovers. - On your bike! 409 00:27:27,207 --> 00:27:30,244 Plus, Mandy Maguire slipped me a note at school. She wants a rematch. 410 00:27:30,287 --> 00:27:33,324 - Be careful, though. - Never not. 411 00:27:33,367 --> 00:27:35,881 No, l mean you can't get caught if l'm not there. Eugh. 412 00:27:35,927 --> 00:27:38,361 - He wants to watch! - No, l'm saying... 413 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,841 - You dirty little deviant! - Yeah, right. 414 00:27:40,887 --> 00:27:43,765 Cheesy little homo wants to see how the carnivores do it! 415 00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:45,479 Eurgh! 416 00:27:45,527 --> 00:27:46,880 THEY LAUGH 417 00:27:50,207 --> 00:27:54,166 - What is it? - l don't know, but thank God we killed it. 418 00:27:54,207 --> 00:27:57,165 -Come on, Mam! - Come on, Carol. Foot on the gas! 419 00:27:57,207 --> 00:28:00,597 Easier said than done in this! 420 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:04,196 GASPS AND WHlSTLES 421 00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:07,000 Oh! Wish l was coming now. 422 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,603 - An Agatha Christie honeymoon, what would l wear? 423 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:11,716 An axe in the back. 424 00:28:11,767 --> 00:28:14,804 - Bye! See ya! - See you, Carol. 425 00:28:14,847 --> 00:28:16,599 See you Saturday, it's the wedding! 426 00:28:16,647 --> 00:28:18,922 (All) See ya! Bye! 427 00:28:22,247 --> 00:28:27,958 Say goodbye to mummy. Wave goodbye. Bye-bye, mummy. 428 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:30,601 PEPE WHlMPERS 429 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,839 Come on. 430 00:28:32,887 --> 00:28:35,162 Come on, Pepe, come on. 431 00:28:35,207 --> 00:28:37,277 Come on, that's it. Come on. 432 00:28:37,327 --> 00:28:39,079 Hey. Come on. 433 00:28:39,127 --> 00:28:42,119 Who's a good boy? Lamb! 434 00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:46,558 Come on. That's it. Good boy. Slaughter! Come on. 435 00:28:46,607 --> 00:28:49,280 Come to Marty. Look what Marty's got for you. 436 00:28:58,247 --> 00:29:02,479 Are you ready? Go on. Are you ready? Go on. Yeah. 437 00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:05,599 Sweet dreams! HE LAUGHS 438 00:29:05,647 --> 00:29:10,926 - l'd recommend Barbados for a honeymoon. - Oh, yeah? Where did you stay? 439 00:29:10,967 --> 00:29:13,640 We haven't been, l just recommend it. 440 00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:16,520 ln that case, l recommend Palestine. 441 00:29:16,567 --> 00:29:22,164 l don't mean Palestine, do l? Where did Beverly go when she won the lottery? 442 00:29:22,207 --> 00:29:24,243 - Dubai. - Dubai! 443 00:29:27,887 --> 00:29:29,718 (Marty) What? 444 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:31,564 (Veronica) Where you off? 445 00:29:31,607 --> 00:29:33,757 - Just to a mate's. - Oh? 446 00:29:40,247 --> 00:29:42,044 Requiem! 447 00:29:43,847 --> 00:29:46,680 - He looks a bit lost without your mum. - Not lost enough. 448 00:29:46,727 --> 00:29:49,195 - Has he got any mates? - No. Anyway... 449 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:52,239 Dubai. Loved it. Said it were like Blackpool with money. 450 00:29:52,287 --> 00:29:55,245 Came back like a beetroot with a bloke who made watches. 451 00:29:55,287 --> 00:29:56,766 THEY LAUGH 452 00:29:56,807 --> 00:29:59,879 lt's just not something we can do to a healthy dog. 453 00:29:59,927 --> 00:30:02,157 lt goes against everything that we... 454 00:30:02,207 --> 00:30:05,005 l wouldn't mind, but when he bites, it's never that deep. 455 00:30:05,047 --> 00:30:08,119 The most he's ever given anyone is seven stitches. 456 00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:10,556 But it's the noise. Noise. HE BARKS 457 00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:14,395 There's been two attempts on his life by the neighbours. 458 00:30:14,447 --> 00:30:15,800 l presume the police have intervened. 459 00:30:18,687 --> 00:30:21,440 With a court order? 460 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:24,445 PEPE WHlMPERS 461 00:30:24,487 --> 00:30:25,966 Yep. 462 00:30:26,007 --> 00:30:27,725 OK. 463 00:30:27,767 --> 00:30:29,644 OK. Get Mr Fisher a cup of tea. 464 00:30:29,687 --> 00:30:34,317 PEPE WHlMPERS 465 00:30:34,367 --> 00:30:36,801 Would you like to stay for the procedure? 466 00:30:38,207 --> 00:30:39,196 (You don't have to.) 467 00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:44,204 Yes, please. 468 00:30:44,767 --> 00:30:46,405 HORN BLARES 469 00:30:49,207 --> 00:30:54,964 - How are you doing? Where's Tonto? - Tonsillitis. 42 and tonsillitis. 470 00:30:55,007 --> 00:30:56,725 You wouldn't even tell anybody, would you? 471 00:30:56,767 --> 00:31:00,965 Tonto made it up to avoid getting in the car with this dick dressed like Dracula. 472 00:31:01,007 --> 00:31:02,645 Eh! What's wrong with it? 473 00:31:02,687 --> 00:31:08,205 - You'd buy one of these, wouldn't you, Steve? - Yeah, maybe one that fitted me better. 474 00:31:08,247 --> 00:31:10,807 - Nice one. - All right, here we go. 475 00:31:16,647 --> 00:31:18,842 - Good work. - Cheers. 476 00:31:24,087 --> 00:31:26,726 TYRES SCREECH 477 00:31:30,527 --> 00:31:34,361 - Armed police, nobody move! - Not an inch or you're dead! 478 00:31:34,407 --> 00:31:35,760 Face down on the ground, all of you! 479 00:31:35,807 --> 00:31:39,356 - Face down or tits up, it's your call. - Get down! 480 00:31:39,407 --> 00:31:41,284 All right, all right! 481 00:31:41,327 --> 00:31:43,841 Hands on your head where l can see them. 482 00:31:45,647 --> 00:31:47,205 Armed with what? 483 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:51,041 One crack of this will break your arm, pal. 484 00:31:51,087 --> 00:31:53,840 - Come on, l'm warning you. - Yeah? Paper, rock, scissors! 485 00:31:53,887 --> 00:31:55,206 Woah! 486 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:59,081 - Fucking hell! Calm down, everybody! - Get back! 487 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:02,915 - Calm down, mate. lt's cool. - Easy. Where's that come from? 488 00:32:02,967 --> 00:32:05,561 lnsurance. 489 00:32:08,207 --> 00:32:12,405 (Answerphone) 'Hi, this is Steve. l'm probably away from my desk...' 490 00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:14,722 - Are we off? - Steve's not back yet. 491 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,564 Goody-goody, rum-rum. 492 00:32:16,607 --> 00:32:20,361 - Does he know the taxi's booked for eight? - Yeah, he booked it. 493 00:32:23,647 --> 00:32:27,276 This is the kind of life you think Fiona deserves, eh, Steve? 494 00:32:28,367 --> 00:32:31,040 You know him!? 495 00:32:31,087 --> 00:32:33,123 - We could just walk out. We've seen nothing. - Like fuck you can! 496 00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:36,921 Put the gun down, this is just silly. lt's fucking stupid. 497 00:32:36,967 --> 00:32:41,916 - For fuck's sake, Steve! - Tell him to put the gun down, this is stupid. 498 00:32:41,967 --> 00:32:43,446 < How do you know him? 499 00:32:43,487 --> 00:32:46,126 - He's an undercover. - Don't talk rubbish, mate! 500 00:32:47,127 --> 00:32:50,961 We've been nothing but mates to you. We haven't shit on you once. 501 00:32:51,007 --> 00:32:53,237 l did not know they were going to be here. Tony, tell them. 502 00:32:54,047 --> 00:32:58,484 Seeing as they are, think you're walking out of here with the money and the gear? 503 00:33:01,407 --> 00:33:02,999 (Steve) We can sort this out, mate. 504 00:33:05,447 --> 00:33:07,517 l'll wait for you outside. 505 00:33:07,567 --> 00:33:09,603 What am l supposed to do?! 506 00:33:10,927 --> 00:33:16,638 Steve won't mind you taking his car. He won't be needing it. 507 00:33:23,047 --> 00:33:26,278 Mack! We can sort this out between us. 508 00:33:26,327 --> 00:33:29,399 Come on, mate, just put the gun down. 509 00:33:29,447 --> 00:33:31,836 Ollie, don't you fucking do this! 510 00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:33,798 CAR ENGlNE STARTS 511 00:33:39,807 --> 00:33:41,445 Put the gun down! 512 00:33:44,047 --> 00:33:45,366 Put the gun down! 513 00:33:45,407 --> 00:33:46,886 GUNSHOT 514 00:33:53,447 --> 00:33:55,165 TYRES SCREECH 515 00:33:59,487 --> 00:34:03,958 Jesus Christ! Oh Jesus! Oh... 516 00:34:05,007 --> 00:34:07,077 You'd better disappear! 517 00:34:25,687 --> 00:34:30,317 - You're a fucking lunatic! - Yeah, none of this is your fault(!) 518 00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:32,358 lt's not my fucking fault! 519 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:38,878 Do you know what's gonna happen, Tony?! They're going to think l set them up! 520 00:34:41,047 --> 00:34:43,845 They're gonna come after me and kill me. 521 00:34:48,647 --> 00:34:51,764 They're going to kill me, Tony. 522 00:34:51,807 --> 00:34:55,436 (Hail Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners. Hail Mary...) 523 00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:04,846 Call for help. 524 00:35:16,487 --> 00:35:19,126 Mayday. Mayday! 525 00:35:20,967 --> 00:35:24,118 This is PC Stan Baltimore. 526 00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:26,806 Mayday! 527 00:35:26,847 --> 00:35:29,315 Requiring urgent assistance 528 00:35:29,367 --> 00:35:31,642 to the March Road industrial estate. 529 00:35:33,407 --> 00:35:35,841 (Echoing) Say again - Mayday, Mayday! 530 00:35:35,887 --> 00:35:38,276 This is PC Stan Baltimore 531 00:35:38,327 --> 00:35:42,002 requiring urgent assistance to the March Road industrial estate... 532 00:35:42,047 --> 00:35:44,117 Repeat - urgent assistance... 533 00:35:46,087 --> 00:35:47,645 Just get here, OK? 534 00:35:49,727 --> 00:35:52,082 Vanish. Go on. 535 00:35:52,127 --> 00:35:54,641 - Where? - Here. 536 00:35:54,687 --> 00:35:55,915 KEYS JANGLE 537 00:35:58,927 --> 00:36:00,406 Go on. 538 00:36:12,327 --> 00:36:15,478 TYRES SCREECH 539 00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:41,997 DOG TRlES TO BARK 540 00:36:50,247 --> 00:36:52,681 Money well spent! 541 00:37:00,047 --> 00:37:01,958 (Kev) No show? 542 00:37:02,007 --> 00:37:04,202 (Veronica) Have you tried Steve's other house? 543 00:37:04,247 --> 00:37:07,000 No, Veronica, the thought never occurred to me(!) 544 00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:11,717 His tenants haven't seen him since Friday. 545 00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:12,722 DOG TRlES TO BARK 546 00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:15,406 - What's wrong with the dog? -He just wants letting out! 547 00:37:15,447 --> 00:37:18,166 Yeah, but what's wrong with the dog? 548 00:37:19,887 --> 00:37:20,876 l'm going to bed. 549 00:37:20,927 --> 00:37:23,999 Tell him he'd better sleep down here when he turns up! 550 00:37:24,887 --> 00:37:25,956 HE BARKS 551 00:37:26,007 --> 00:37:27,884 DOG TRlES TO BARK 552 00:37:27,927 --> 00:37:30,157 HE BARKS 553 00:37:48,487 --> 00:37:50,842 He's poorly. How long's he been like this? 554 00:37:50,887 --> 00:37:54,323 - Just lost his voice. - A dog can't lose its voice, Marty. 555 00:37:54,367 --> 00:37:56,961 He can if you pay enough... 556 00:38:03,287 --> 00:38:04,800 HE BARKS 557 00:38:22,407 --> 00:38:25,717 You knew exactly what you were doing. 558 00:38:25,767 --> 00:38:27,359 You set me up as a grass. 559 00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:30,479 So that l have no option but to trust someone like you. 560 00:38:30,527 --> 00:38:34,315 - l was trying to help. - How was that helping? 561 00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:36,198 Fiona's best interests... 562 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:39,125 Fuck off! One guy is dead, Tony. 563 00:38:39,167 --> 00:38:42,637 The other's going to come screaming down the M62 with his mates 564 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:44,996 - and take my FUCKlNG head off! - You're safe. 565 00:38:45,047 --> 00:38:47,515 Ollie got lifted before he made it back to Liverpool. 566 00:38:49,087 --> 00:38:52,159 Hard as nails until he realised it was a murder inquiry. 567 00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:53,959 Now he's singing like a choirboy. 568 00:38:54,007 --> 00:38:56,157 Naming all his mates for a plea bargain. 569 00:38:56,207 --> 00:38:59,005 The drug squad are rounding them all up. 570 00:39:00,927 --> 00:39:03,441 So l'm safe? 571 00:39:03,487 --> 00:39:05,284 That's your debt cleared. 572 00:39:07,487 --> 00:39:10,320 He thinks l set him up, Tony. 573 00:39:11,687 --> 00:39:14,440 How's he not gonna name me? 574 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:19,163 They've issued a warrant for your arrest... at your old address. 575 00:39:19,207 --> 00:39:21,357 They want us keeping our eyes peeled for him. 576 00:39:21,407 --> 00:39:24,160 You brainless cunt. 577 00:39:25,927 --> 00:39:27,724 You've got me and Stan as witnesses. 578 00:39:27,767 --> 00:39:30,042 We'll say you were nowhere near the incident. 579 00:39:30,087 --> 00:39:31,566 That's just fine, isn't it? 580 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:36,205 - What about the coke? - What? 581 00:39:36,247 --> 00:39:38,920 Where's the coke? 582 00:39:38,967 --> 00:39:43,006 That's Bibby's coke. You said so. 583 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:46,403 That's evidence for the drug squad. Without that, we'd never get a conviction. 584 00:39:47,407 --> 00:39:50,638 Thanks to you, my prints are all over those bags. 585 00:39:52,607 --> 00:39:53,596 Aren't they? 586 00:40:01,727 --> 00:40:05,163 Unless you took time to clean every single last one of them... 587 00:40:05,207 --> 00:40:07,198 just for my benefit. 588 00:41:10,447 --> 00:41:11,926 Oh! Thank God! 589 00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:17,596 Hey, what's this? 590 00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:19,638 lt's just a favour from Tony. l... 591 00:41:19,687 --> 00:41:22,645 The police are after me. 592 00:41:22,687 --> 00:41:25,406 Everyone is. 593 00:41:25,447 --> 00:41:28,120 - What have you done? - l can't stay here. 594 00:41:30,327 --> 00:41:32,716 l've really messed this up, Fiona! 595 00:42:22,647 --> 00:42:23,682 Put your coat on. 596 00:42:37,447 --> 00:42:39,563 You all right, Kev? 597 00:42:39,607 --> 00:42:42,280 Yeah, you look after your sister, right? 598 00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:43,760 We'll drop you at the services. 599 00:42:43,807 --> 00:42:46,196 lt's a white Renault minibus - ex-taxi. 600 00:42:46,247 --> 00:42:46,838 Where from, though? 601 00:42:46,887 --> 00:42:50,766 Brother-in-law. Five-and-a-half grand. No time to beat him down. 602 00:42:50,807 --> 00:42:53,196 l can't believe l'm seeing this. Ring me when you get...wherever. 603 00:42:53,247 --> 00:42:54,441 - Promise. - Oh, God. 604 00:42:54,487 --> 00:42:56,921 We need to shift it, or someone will wonder what we're doing here. 605 00:42:56,967 --> 00:42:58,639 Everyone, coats on! 606 00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:03,600 Thank you, mate. All right? 607 00:43:05,287 --> 00:43:07,118 (Lip) What are you doing? 608 00:43:09,407 --> 00:43:10,840 Nothing. 609 00:43:12,087 --> 00:43:13,202 Not this. 610 00:43:14,607 --> 00:43:16,677 Look, l wouldn't know what to do anywhere else. 611 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:20,800 lan, l know this is all my fault, but l'm really trying. 612 00:43:20,847 --> 00:43:21,757 l'm not blaming anybody. 613 00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:24,886 l'm just not going. 614 00:43:29,127 --> 00:43:30,924 But you can't stay here on your own. 615 00:43:30,967 --> 00:43:32,719 l'm here. HE BARKS 616 00:43:32,767 --> 00:43:34,644 Come on, we can't hang about. 617 00:43:43,447 --> 00:43:44,926 Lip! 618 00:43:44,967 --> 00:43:46,400 We'll be fine. 619 00:43:46,447 --> 00:43:50,360 Lip, Lip, please. lan, come on! 620 00:43:50,407 --> 00:43:52,204 Nobody is saying this is forever, 621 00:43:52,247 --> 00:43:55,637 this is all my fuck up and l am truly, truly sorry, but... 622 00:43:55,687 --> 00:43:59,236 Debbie, Debbie... 623 00:44:03,327 --> 00:44:06,160 Come on, please! Just get in the van! 624 00:44:06,207 --> 00:44:08,084 Just get in the van. 625 00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:12,163 None of them know how to cook. 626 00:44:19,847 --> 00:44:21,644 Oh, my God. 627 00:44:24,007 --> 00:44:26,726 Oh, God. Oh! 628 00:44:28,887 --> 00:44:31,560 FlONA SOBS 629 00:44:31,607 --> 00:44:33,723 Oh, God. 630 00:44:33,767 --> 00:44:34,756 Fiona! 631 00:44:34,807 --> 00:44:37,640 Fiona, l can't stay! 632 00:44:39,207 --> 00:44:41,482 l can't stay! 633 00:44:41,527 --> 00:44:45,440 For God's sake, listen to me - it's not my fault! 634 00:44:45,487 --> 00:44:46,715 Well, who's fault is it, eh? 635 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:50,043 lt's not theirs! lt's not mine! 636 00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:51,998 You stupid fucking idiot! 637 00:44:52,047 --> 00:44:55,198 Why do you need so much money? 638 00:44:55,247 --> 00:44:58,478 Why does anybody need so much money? 639 00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:16,806 l'm still going. 640 00:45:19,287 --> 00:45:20,766 What? 641 00:45:22,327 --> 00:45:26,878 FlONA SOBS 642 00:45:54,367 --> 00:45:57,165 (l love you.) 643 00:46:45,807 --> 00:46:48,685 Fuck it! 644 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:52,516 (Kev) Hey, come on. His loss. 645 00:46:54,127 --> 00:46:56,118 Come inside, sweetheart. 646 00:47:15,327 --> 00:47:18,125 Your son is charged with aggravated burglary... 647 00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:18,838 lt wasn't me! 648 00:47:18,887 --> 00:47:21,242 ..and resisting arrest. 649 00:47:21,287 --> 00:47:23,357 He's saying nothing until he sees a lawyer. 650 00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:25,079 You took lan and Carl on a burglary? 651 00:47:25,127 --> 00:47:28,199 l go out for ten minutes, and the house goes fucking ape! 652 00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:10,640 Marty! 653 00:48:10,687 --> 00:48:14,441 Best present anybody's ever bought me! l swear to God! 654 00:48:15,967 --> 00:48:17,002 Pepe! 655 00:48:27,647 --> 00:48:29,160 Ow! 656 00:48:30,305 --> 00:48:36,180 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 50141

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