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Previously on
"Legends of Tomorrow"...
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Is this your new girlfriend?
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- Um, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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You and I dating would
be totally weird.
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Totally weird.
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Wow, that's beautiful.
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Step away from the creature,
miss.
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You murdered him!
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Hank is running
some secret project.
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He's not just taking
the fugitives.
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He's testing on them.
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I don't need you anymore.
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I don't need you anymore,
either.
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What did you do?
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe I shouldn't intrude.
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Nate needs all of our
support right now.
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Well, what am I supposed
to say to him?
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"Sorry the woman I've been
exchanging love letters with
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in prison killed your dad"?
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They ought to put that
on a condolence card.
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Look, we are going inside
and we are going to strive
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with grace to help our friend
cope with his loss.
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Damn it.
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Here, let me help.
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Hey, uh, thanks for
sticking around this past week.
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What are pretend
girlfriends for?
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My mom's gonna be so crushed
when I tell her we broke up.
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Then don't.
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I... I mean,
she's going through a lot.
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We can pretend break up
any time we want.
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We should, um... we should
probably get out there.
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You ready for this?
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Oh, Nathaniel.
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I need you to make
a toast later.
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Tell everyone what
an amazing man your father was.
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Yeah, Mom, I don't think
that's a great idea.
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What?
Of course it is.
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And Zari, I am so glad
that you're here
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for Nathaniel
to lean on right now.
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Yeah, um, you know me.
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I'm... I'm his rock.
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I can't.
I... I can't face him.
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Wait... wait.
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I hope you're not
stress-eating, squire.
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I don't know what else to do.
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I can't believe this
is happening.
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You feel the energy
in this room?
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It's like sitting on
a keg of dynamite.
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You see, wakes are
notorious soft spots
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where the supernatural
meets the living world.
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See Nate's aunt?
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That particular prayer
is to ward off evil spirits
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and they've covered the mirrors,
so the bad lads can't get in.
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Well, that's creepy.
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Yeah, well,
creepy is my business.
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And it looks like
business is good.
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Oh!
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Nate, Nate, I'm... I'm sorry.
I'm... I'm so sorry.
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No, it's... it's okay, Ray.
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No, no, no, it's not.
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I keep giving Nora
second chances and
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she goes and does this.
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Look, you thought
Nora could change
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and I never thought my dad would
be torturing magical creatures,
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so I guess... I guess
we're both wrong.
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Can't believe you're
the one comforting me.
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Oh, come on.
I love you, bro.
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That's never gonna change.
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Love you, too.
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Oh, no.
Don't, no-no-no, don't.
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Don't, don't, don't do it, Ray.
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Don't... you're gonna do it.
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You're gonna do it.
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Nora?
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How... how are you doing that?
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It's a reflection spell.
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I can't hold it much longer.
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Well, good, because there's
nothing you could
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possibly say that would
make any difference.
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This time there will be
no more second chances.
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Ray!
I didn't kill Nate's dad.
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Oh, thank God, you're innocent.
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Tell me where you are.
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I need to talk to you in person.
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Now, who wants
a nice, juicy steak?
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Charlie, uh, you know that
I'm a vegetarian.
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No, no, no, you used
to be a vegetarian
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when you were
a normal, boring human.
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But now you are...
A monster?
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Exactly.
I mean, how cool is that?
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Wait, are you trying to get
me to shift into Wolfie?
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Of course I am.
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You've been moping
about the ship,
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thinking about your lost love.
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But I think that he would
really want you to just
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embrace your wild side.
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Konane liked me as Mona.
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Whoa.
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The words on your shirt.
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These are the names
of my favorite
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Jane Austen characters.
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It appears that you're
experiencing
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the impact of
a magical fugitive.
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Oh.
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This better be good, Mona.
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A fugitive got to Jane Austen.
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She never wrote
"Sense and Sensibility."
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And "Pride and Prejudice"
disappeared, too.
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Whatever it is,
it's gonna have to wait.
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Did someone say
history's in trouble?
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Legends assemble!
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Okay, I really need to get
out of here, too.
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Hey, what's up?
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Nothing.
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Uh, there's a fugitive alert,
but it can wait.
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No, you should go.
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It's hard enough I have
to play pretend.
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You guys shouldn't.
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Okay.
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- Bye, Nate.
- Bye, Zari.
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Gideon traced a new Fugitive
to a wedding
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Jane Austen attended
in Bath, England, 1802.
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I already had Gideon
chart a course.
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Can I come on the mission?
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Please?
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Sure.
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Yeah, and as much as I love
a good wedding sneak,
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I'm gonna QB from, um...
From my bedroom.
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Is he acting weirder
than normal?
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Yeah.
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Speaking of weird...
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I think my sense of smell
has improved because of Wolfie.
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And you smell exactly like...
Nate.
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No, I don't.
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It's definitely Nate.
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Nate and something else.
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Arousal?
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No, I don't...
I don't like Nate.
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That would be wrong and...
He likes you.
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He confessed it when he
swallowed the truth bug.
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We're so not passing
the Bechdel Test right now.
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It's okay to talk
about guys sometimes.
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Come on.
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I bet it's been months
since you got laid.
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Now, why don't you just
go smash Nate?
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Or better yet, you should go
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smash somebody else because
if you're still thinking
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about Nate then you know
you're really into him.
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Why don't you talk to Nate?
Tell him how you feel.
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- Oh, boo.
- That is a terrible idea.
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Okay, I'm going.
Bye.
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This is like a Jane Austen
novel come to life.
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Oh, my bonnet!
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Look out!
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Whoa!
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- Whoa.
- Oh.
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Forgive me, miss.
Are you hurt?
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Only my pride.
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Injured pride
is a small thing...
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if it allowed us to meet.
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What's the holdup there?
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Come, come, I say.
Duty calls.
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Apologies, Lord Remington.
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We'll be on our way shortly.
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Here.
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Not a word.
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Was that a curtsey?
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"Only my pride."
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Okay, let's go.
Shut up.
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A damsel.
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If you don't jump that
buff coachman's bones, I will.
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We are at this wedding
to catch a magical creature.
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If that's the groom,
then I'm glad I'm not the bride.
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A man's charms
are equal to his fortunes.
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And Mr. Dockerty's fortunes
are prodigious.
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Jane.
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Don't be rude.
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That's Jane Austen.
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I cannot marry you,
Mr. Dockerty.
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My heart yearns for another.
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Our family's scullery maid.
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Ellen, are you here?
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I'm here.
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I love you, too!
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Scandal!
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Oh, dear Lord.
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Oh.
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I give not one fig,
Miss Sinclair,
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for my heart and
my lower extremities yearn
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for your mother.
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Get over here, gorgeous.
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- Come to me, my love.
- Ooh!
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This is what I call a wedding.
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Coast is clear.
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I really don't want you to get
in trouble with your friends.
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Oh, it's no trouble.
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It looks like everyone else
is still on mission.
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Okay.
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Uh, so, who did kill Hank?
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- The demon.
- Okay, good.
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I... obviously, I mean...
Obviously, it's bad.
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If it's a demon, that means that
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John will be able to find
proof and
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you just need to lay low
until he comes back.
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You really don't mind
me staying here?
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Yeah, no, it'd be nice
if you stayed here.
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Oy, Rayge.
Where are you?
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I've got an update
on the mission...
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- "Rayge"?
- It's a long story.
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- ...need to do some research...
- What's... oh... oh...
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What...
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What are you hiding in there?
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Hmm? What?
Nothing.
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Ah, buffing the old bishop,
was we?
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It's all right, mate.
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No judgment here, all right?
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Come on.
Oh, yeah.
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So, the bride
and the scullery maid,
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that was...
Insane?
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- Romantic.
- I was gonna say hot.
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Regardless, that definitely
did not happen
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in actual history.
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Ray, Charlie, what you got?
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This wedding was
the second of a series
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of lust outbreaks in 1802.
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Yeah, the sexual revolution came
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a couple hundred years
too early.
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Why would it make
Jane Austen stop writing?
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We need more info.
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Well, Jane Austen
was known for being
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a keen social observer,
so if anyone would have noticed
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a new magical arrival in town,
it would be her.
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Okay, let's go interview Jane.
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Oh, wait, hang on a tick.
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People with the real dirt,
always the servants.
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Like a handsome
coachman perhaps, hmm?
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Fine, I'll go
ask him some questions.
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But that's it.
You go get it, girl.
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Okay.
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Sister, dear,
this is Miss Lance and Miss Wu.
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They're new in town.
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Try not to scare them away.
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I shall do my best, Cassandra.
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We are so sorry to interrupt
your writing, Miss Austen.
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This?
Just a letter.
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Uh, shall we take a turn around
the room while we converse?
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We'd be delighted to.
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It's a Regency thing.
Go with it.
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So, the bride, Miss Sinclair,
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her behavior must have been
quite a shock.
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Ever since Lord Remington
arrived a week ago,
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the entire town has been
acting most imprudently.
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But Miss Sinclair's situation
is truly horrendous.
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Oh, I'd think you of all people
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would celebrate
the triumph of romance.
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00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:00,609
What's to celebrate?
259
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,569
Miss Sinclair will be
cut off from her fortune
260
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,319
and the two women
will have nothing to live on.
261
00:13:04,329 --> 00:13:07,529
But it's because of you...
I... I mean...
262
00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:10,079
I have come to believe that
263
00:13:10,149 --> 00:13:13,669
love will find a way
to overcome any obstacle.
264
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,919
Then you're either
lying or you're a fool.
265
00:13:16,989 --> 00:13:19,419
Tell me, has love worked out
so well for you?
266
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,759
- No, but...
- Then you are a fool.
267
00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:25,799
For you shouldn't have
to learn a lesson twice.
268
00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:33,529
Let's go find Lord Remington.
269
00:13:33,599 --> 00:13:35,489
We should be going.
270
00:13:36,889 --> 00:13:39,689
Hello?
271
00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:41,739
This is stupid.
272
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:51,709
What a pleasure
to see you again.
273
00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:03,299
Hey, man.
274
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,419
What's up, pretty?
275
00:14:05,439 --> 00:14:08,339
This whole toasting is
eating me up on the inside.
276
00:14:08,419 --> 00:14:10,889
My... my dad was such a dick.
277
00:14:10,899 --> 00:14:12,229
He lied about everything and now
278
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,309
he's turning me
into a liar, too.
279
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:16,139
Listen, your old man's gone.
280
00:14:16,219 --> 00:14:20,729
Whatever you say out there,
that's for you.
281
00:14:20,739 --> 00:14:22,899
You know what, Mick?
282
00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:25,829
I think you're onto something.
283
00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:45,879
Nathaniel!
284
00:14:50,129 --> 00:14:52,429
Hey, where's Nate?
285
00:14:52,509 --> 00:14:55,059
Well, we need to find him
because Hank's spirit
286
00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:56,729
is still here.
287
00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:00,609
Hey, cheer up.
288
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:02,359
I mean,
what does Jane Austen know?
289
00:15:02,429 --> 00:15:04,939
How to be witty and wise
and mix satire with romance.
290
00:15:06,619 --> 00:15:09,239
I bet you these girls know
where Lord Remington is.
291
00:15:09,319 --> 00:15:11,279
They do look like fan girls.
292
00:15:11,289 --> 00:15:14,039
Okay, you know the era.
You take the lead.
293
00:15:14,109 --> 00:15:17,959
He's simply the handsomest
man I've ever laid eyes on.
294
00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:22,249
I know what you mean.
295
00:15:22,329 --> 00:15:25,669
Lord Remington is such
a fine specimen.
296
00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:28,809
I can't say I share
your sentiment.
297
00:15:34,129 --> 00:15:36,769
His coachman, though,
what he lacks in means,
298
00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:38,429
he makes up for in magnetism.
299
00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:39,989
I concur.
300
00:15:40,059 --> 00:15:42,659
His arrival has sent
many hearts aflutter.
301
00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:46,329
Coachman,
302
00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:48,489
as in the guy
we pushed Zari to hook up with!
303
00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:51,109
Zari's gonna smash the fugitive!
304
00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:52,419
Oh...
305
00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:58,999
Sorry.
This is moving really fast.
306
00:15:59,009 --> 00:16:02,749
- I agree.
- You do?
307
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:03,999
What's your name?
308
00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:09,089
Uh, my name is Zari.
What's your name?
309
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,629
You know what?
Don't... don't answer that.
310
00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:14,849
You don't kiss like
any man I've ever known.
311
00:16:14,929 --> 00:16:18,309
What are you?
312
00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:25,029
I am Kamadeva,
313
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:29,869
the Hindu god of love.
314
00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:31,739
Awesome.
315
00:16:36,934 --> 00:16:38,452
- Oh!
- We're too late!
316
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,286
Zari!
317
00:16:42,356 --> 00:16:44,026
We think you might
be dealing with...
318
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:46,366
The fugitive?
319
00:16:46,436 --> 00:16:48,036
Yeah, I know.
320
00:16:48,106 --> 00:16:50,496
This is Kamadeva.
321
00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:55,326
As in the namesake
of Kama Sutra, Kamadeva?
322
00:16:55,406 --> 00:16:56,886
That I did not know.
323
00:16:56,956 --> 00:17:01,546
Look, I'm not going to
sleep with a magical fugitive.
324
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:03,796
You are incredible.
325
00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:06,716
A woman has never before
resisted my charms.
326
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,346
All right,
you're coming with us.
327
00:17:08,356 --> 00:17:11,056
I would follow Miss Zari
to the world's end.
328
00:17:21,436 --> 00:17:24,906
Well, your days of ruining
Regency-era marriages
329
00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:26,696
are over, Kamadeva.
330
00:17:26,776 --> 00:17:29,026
I only sought to grant people
the courage
331
00:17:29,106 --> 00:17:31,196
to follow their hearts' desire.
332
00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:33,206
Oh, I think he likes you.
333
00:17:33,276 --> 00:17:34,706
Gideon, get us out of here.
334
00:17:34,776 --> 00:17:37,256
I'm not so sure we can go yet.
335
00:17:39,836 --> 00:17:41,376
Miss Wu is correct.
336
00:17:41,456 --> 00:17:43,046
The historical records
still indicate
337
00:17:43,056 --> 00:17:44,756
that Jane Austen's
career is in jeopardy.
338
00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:46,676
We caught the fugitive.
What's the problem?
339
00:17:46,746 --> 00:17:48,796
Well, it's too late to knock
on Jane Austen's door tonight.
340
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,216
We'll talk to her tomorrow.
341
00:17:50,296 --> 00:17:53,276
So, I'm to spend the night...
342
00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:56,106
Alone.
343
00:17:56,186 --> 00:17:58,186
Oh, what a waste.
344
00:17:58,266 --> 00:17:59,856
All right, everybody out.
345
00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:01,606
- Hi.
- Come on.
346
00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:03,606
Surely I can have a bed.
347
00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:13,406
Well, I had Gideon fabricate
some jim-jams because, uh,
348
00:18:13,486 --> 00:18:14,996
you know, it's a slumber party.
349
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,256
Oh, uh, thanks.
350
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:24,706
Uh, obviously since you're
my guest, you will get the bed.
351
00:18:24,786 --> 00:18:27,126
Oh, well, it's big enough
for the both of us.
352
00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:28,386
We can just share.
353
00:18:28,456 --> 00:18:30,216
Oh, okay.
354
00:18:30,296 --> 00:18:34,386
You can turn around now.
355
00:18:34,466 --> 00:18:35,886
Hmm.
356
00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:37,636
It really covers everything.
357
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,326
Thing is, I pride myself
on being a gentleman
358
00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:57,836
and the gentlemanly thing to do
would be to sleep in the chair.
359
00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:59,836
So...
360
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,796
But you... you...
You can't... there's no way...
361
00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:08,676
Oh, that's not...
362
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,256
Okay.
363
00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:21,186
Hey, Nate.
How's the old toast going?
364
00:19:21,196 --> 00:19:23,526
Is there one or two N's
in "conniving"?
365
00:19:23,606 --> 00:19:25,106
Right, then.
366
00:19:25,186 --> 00:19:27,986
Uh, may I suggest
a slight change of plan?
367
00:19:28,056 --> 00:19:29,486
No.
Mick is right.
368
00:19:29,556 --> 00:19:33,706
It's time for me to tell
the truth about my dad.
369
00:19:33,786 --> 00:19:36,036
How was I supposed to know
Hank's ghost was here?
370
00:19:37,956 --> 00:19:39,546
Wait, what?
371
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,456
Yeah, that's about
the gist of it, Natey boy.
372
00:19:41,526 --> 00:19:43,836
You see, your old man's spirit
is working very hard
373
00:19:43,906 --> 00:19:45,836
to stay attached
to the mortal realm.
374
00:19:45,906 --> 00:19:47,546
I can only surmise
that he has something
375
00:19:47,556 --> 00:19:48,916
he wants to say to you,
so if you wouldn't mind
376
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,716
leaving off your roast
for a bit,
377
00:19:50,786 --> 00:19:52,216
joining us for a brief séance,
378
00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:55,396
and I'll have him
on his way in no time.
379
00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:56,886
No.
380
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:59,566
There's nothing Hank
can say now to excuse him
381
00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:01,846
from embezzling money
and hurting creatures.
382
00:20:01,926 --> 00:20:04,056
In fact, I'm glad
he's still here,
383
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:06,186
'cause it's his turn
to listen to me!
384
00:20:13,436 --> 00:20:15,236
You don't scare me, Hank!
385
00:20:54,876 --> 00:20:56,316
Ray?
386
00:20:58,956 --> 00:21:01,156
You want me in bed with you?
387
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:03,626
Yes, I did.
I do.
388
00:21:03,706 --> 00:21:05,126
I do.
389
00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:16,796
- Is this okay?
- Yes.
390
00:21:24,796 --> 00:21:26,596
Ava.
391
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,946
Damn it,
this is definitely a dream.
392
00:22:12,686 --> 00:22:14,816
The fugitive get to you, too?
393
00:22:14,896 --> 00:22:16,446
Yeah.
394
00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:18,026
Well, personally,
I really enjoyed my night,
395
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,986
blowing David Bowie's mind.
396
00:22:21,156 --> 00:22:22,366
Who'd you get a leg over, Z?
397
00:22:22,376 --> 00:22:23,826
Wait, let me guess.
Nate?
398
00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:26,496
No, Kamadeva.
399
00:22:26,566 --> 00:22:28,746
- Both?
- It was both!
400
00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:31,036
Blimey, Z, I didn't know
you had it in you.
401
00:22:31,056 --> 00:22:33,416
What about you, Wolfie?
402
00:22:33,496 --> 00:22:36,476
You dreamt about Konane.
403
00:22:38,746 --> 00:22:40,396
Mona...
404
00:22:40,466 --> 00:22:42,896
I'll get it.
405
00:22:47,236 --> 00:22:51,226
Hey, hey, hey.
It's okay.
406
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:53,236
He had the sweetest eyes.
407
00:22:53,316 --> 00:22:55,566
And when he would look at me,
408
00:22:55,576 --> 00:22:57,736
the whole world would disappear.
409
00:22:57,746 --> 00:23:01,526
And now he's dead.
410
00:23:01,606 --> 00:23:05,536
Mona, I know it's hard, but
try to have some perspective.
411
00:23:05,606 --> 00:23:07,286
You didn't know him
for very long.
412
00:23:07,366 --> 00:23:09,456
So, you think I'm a fool, too?
413
00:23:09,526 --> 00:23:11,916
No, I just don't think anyone
should give their heart away
414
00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:13,706
without thinking about
the consequences.
415
00:23:13,786 --> 00:23:16,756
But romance is taking
a chance on someone
416
00:23:16,766 --> 00:23:18,876
without knowing how
it's gonna end up!
417
00:23:18,956 --> 00:23:20,926
Romance is something used
to sell novels.
418
00:23:20,936 --> 00:23:22,176
It's not real.
419
00:23:22,256 --> 00:23:24,596
Well, it'll never
be real for you.
420
00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:26,516
Not if you never try.
421
00:23:26,586 --> 00:23:28,596
Not if you never take a risk!
422
00:23:28,606 --> 00:23:30,226
You know, it's hard to take
advice from someone
423
00:23:30,306 --> 00:23:32,226
whose boyfriend turned her
into a werewolf.
424
00:23:32,306 --> 00:23:34,226
Hey, guys.
425
00:23:34,306 --> 00:23:36,856
Let's just take a breath.
426
00:23:36,936 --> 00:23:38,446
You're right.
427
00:23:38,456 --> 00:23:42,156
I might be stupid
for being a romantic,
428
00:23:42,226 --> 00:23:45,956
but it's not Konane's fault.
429
00:23:54,836 --> 00:23:57,586
Bloody hell!
430
00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,546
Finally!
You look wicked, mate!
431
00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:06,306
Mona, wait!
432
00:24:11,096 --> 00:24:12,266
Jane Austen.
433
00:24:13,636 --> 00:24:15,316
It's time for you to pay!
434
00:24:18,216 --> 00:24:19,806
Stay back, beast!
435
00:24:19,886 --> 00:24:22,436
If I'm a beast,
it's because of you!
436
00:24:22,506 --> 00:24:24,816
Your books made me
an incurable romantic!
437
00:24:24,886 --> 00:24:27,896
You're the reason I risked
everything for love!
438
00:24:29,186 --> 00:24:32,906
And now Konane's dead!
439
00:24:32,976 --> 00:24:34,406
And look at me!
440
00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:38,156
You don't believe in romance!
441
00:24:38,236 --> 00:24:41,216
Your writing is all lies!
442
00:24:46,056 --> 00:24:47,886
Are you the girl from earlier?
443
00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:49,796
Mona is weak.
444
00:24:49,876 --> 00:24:52,376
Wolfie is strong.
445
00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:58,346
Well, Wolfie,
I believe from the depths
446
00:24:58,356 --> 00:25:01,726
of my soul that
one should only marry for love.
447
00:25:01,736 --> 00:25:03,476
You do?
448
00:25:03,556 --> 00:25:05,906
So much so that I rejected
the only man who has ever
449
00:25:05,976 --> 00:25:07,646
asked for my hand.
450
00:25:07,726 --> 00:25:11,406
He was a smug simpleton
who only read sermons.
451
00:25:22,696 --> 00:25:25,216
How remarkable.
452
00:25:27,906 --> 00:25:29,586
You shouldn't mess
with people's dreams.
453
00:25:31,176 --> 00:25:34,546
My powers don't create passion
out of thin air.
454
00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:37,436
Whomever you dreamt about,
you truly desire.
455
00:25:37,516 --> 00:25:38,716
It doesn't mean I have
to act on it.
456
00:25:38,726 --> 00:25:40,266
It's called impulse control.
457
00:25:40,276 --> 00:25:41,926
You sound like a woman
458
00:25:41,936 --> 00:25:44,596
who has never
let herself fall in love.
459
00:25:44,606 --> 00:25:46,766
Where I'm from,
love is a liability.
460
00:25:46,776 --> 00:25:51,866
And yet a life without love
is no life at all.
461
00:25:51,946 --> 00:25:54,746
Tell me, what does a god
know about the human heart?
462
00:26:02,036 --> 00:26:04,366
My real name is Sunjay.
463
00:26:04,446 --> 00:26:06,626
I was born
thousands of years ago.
464
00:26:06,636 --> 00:26:10,136
When the actual Kamadeva
was immolated by Shiva,
465
00:26:10,206 --> 00:26:13,166
I gathered his ashes
in this vial.
466
00:26:13,246 --> 00:26:16,636
They bestowed powers
I could have scarcely imagined.
467
00:26:16,646 --> 00:26:19,556
Why are you telling me this?
468
00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:22,516
Because I like you.
469
00:26:22,586 --> 00:26:27,656
And I think you secretly yearn
to be impulsive and free.
470
00:26:29,186 --> 00:26:32,326
Unless you lack the courage.
471
00:26:43,656 --> 00:26:45,336
Okay.
Give me a hit.
472
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:47,116
- Might I suggest...
- Nope.
473
00:26:47,136 --> 00:26:49,046
If I'm gonna do this,
I want to experience
474
00:26:49,126 --> 00:26:51,676
love, lust, the whole shebang.
475
00:26:51,756 --> 00:26:55,126
That is,
unless you lack the courage.
476
00:27:04,436 --> 00:27:07,516
One, two, three.
477
00:27:11,386 --> 00:27:12,516
Oh, wow.
478
00:27:19,726 --> 00:27:22,986
Most of you here, uh,
knew Hank well.
479
00:27:23,066 --> 00:27:26,586
Or, thought you did.
480
00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:29,366
I'm gonna talk about
a different Hank,
481
00:27:29,386 --> 00:27:31,496
a Hank I got to know this year.
482
00:27:47,736 --> 00:27:52,476
Hank was a workaholic
who never took a day off.
483
00:27:52,556 --> 00:27:56,566
Well, Hank, you can, um,
finally rest in peace.
484
00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:11,706
Um, Hank never knew
his own father.
485
00:28:11,786 --> 00:28:15,756
That's why he wanted to be
there for Nathaniel growing up.
486
00:28:15,836 --> 00:28:19,376
But work often got in the way.
487
00:28:19,456 --> 00:28:24,256
So one year,
we planned to use Hank's leave
488
00:28:24,266 --> 00:28:28,306
to stay for a week
in Disney World.
489
00:28:28,386 --> 00:28:32,146
Nathaniel was over the moon.
490
00:28:32,216 --> 00:28:35,766
But the morning that
we were to fly to Orlando,
491
00:28:35,786 --> 00:28:39,106
we ended up having
to take Nathaniel
492
00:28:39,116 --> 00:28:41,526
to the hospital instead.
493
00:28:41,606 --> 00:28:44,276
When Hank saw the look
of disappointment
494
00:28:44,286 --> 00:28:47,196
in his son's eyes, he went out
495
00:28:47,276 --> 00:28:50,966
and rented
a Mickey Mouse costume,
496
00:28:51,036 --> 00:28:55,136
put it on,
and went to the hospital.
497
00:28:55,206 --> 00:28:58,306
He convinced everyone there
that Mickey Mouse
498
00:28:58,376 --> 00:29:01,926
had come to see them.
499
00:29:01,996 --> 00:29:04,646
Hank Heywood was
not a perfect man.
500
00:29:04,716 --> 00:29:09,556
But when he was at his best,
that is who he was,
501
00:29:09,626 --> 00:29:13,096
a man who could make you
believe in magic.
502
00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:18,726
To Hank.
503
00:29:18,806 --> 00:29:20,606
To Hank.
504
00:29:27,856 --> 00:29:30,826
Why did you tell me
that by following their hearts,
505
00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:33,956
those women would only
fall into despair?
506
00:29:34,026 --> 00:29:37,676
Because my decision
was a result of my pride.
507
00:29:37,756 --> 00:29:39,956
When my father dies,
my sister and I will be
508
00:29:40,036 --> 00:29:41,176
reduced to penury.
509
00:29:41,256 --> 00:29:42,176
But your writing...
510
00:29:42,256 --> 00:29:43,216
Has been rejected
511
00:29:43,286 --> 00:29:47,136
by every publisher.
512
00:29:47,206 --> 00:29:48,856
It's no wonder.
513
00:29:48,926 --> 00:29:50,926
I satirize the manners
of a society that seems
514
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,686
to have lost all
sense of decorum.
515
00:29:52,766 --> 00:29:55,186
Therefore, I've decided
to stop writing.
516
00:29:55,196 --> 00:29:57,106
But you will publish.
517
00:29:57,176 --> 00:29:58,686
You can't give up now,
518
00:29:58,696 --> 00:30:02,486
because your books are timeless.
519
00:30:02,556 --> 00:30:04,146
How can you be so sure?
520
00:30:04,226 --> 00:30:07,316
Because...
521
00:30:07,336 --> 00:30:11,156
You're my favorite author.
522
00:30:14,926 --> 00:30:18,416
May I offer you a bit of advice?
523
00:30:18,496 --> 00:30:21,886
My books advocate a partnership
based on love
524
00:30:21,966 --> 00:30:24,626
and mutual respect,
525
00:30:24,706 --> 00:30:26,506
not on losing control.
526
00:30:33,636 --> 00:30:35,056
What shall we do next?
527
00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:36,936
I have an idea.
528
00:30:37,006 --> 00:30:39,986
Let's get married.
529
00:30:45,891 --> 00:30:46,891
Do you hear that?
530
00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:49,301
No.
Hear what?
531
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:51,301
There's definitely
music playing.
532
00:30:51,381 --> 00:30:53,471
Kamadeva loved music.
533
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:54,681
Perhaps you should sing.
534
00:30:54,761 --> 00:30:56,221
I don't sing.
535
00:30:56,231 --> 00:31:00,521
♪ Every day I find a way ♪
536
00:31:00,601 --> 00:31:04,571
♪ To shove my past
and anger down ♪
537
00:31:04,651 --> 00:31:08,241
Go on, my love.
That was beautiful.
538
00:31:08,321 --> 00:31:11,751
♪ My humor's dry
I never cry ♪
539
00:31:11,821 --> 00:31:13,911
♪ If I start I'd surely drown ♪
540
00:31:13,981 --> 00:31:18,081
♪ When I'm on my own I can't
help wanting something more ♪
541
00:31:18,091 --> 00:31:22,931
♪ Today instead of closing off
I'm opening a door ♪
542
00:31:25,061 --> 00:31:29,421
♪ Now I'm tossing sense
aside and I surrender ♪
543
00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:33,341
♪ To the fantasy
and pleasure I surrender ♪
544
00:31:33,421 --> 00:31:38,111
♪ To my happy ever after ♪
545
00:31:38,181 --> 00:31:40,561
♪ I won't fight it ♪
546
00:31:40,641 --> 00:31:42,561
♪ Won't deny it ♪
547
00:31:42,641 --> 00:31:45,111
♪ Do you have a ring?
I'll try it ♪
548
00:31:45,191 --> 00:31:47,441
♪ I surrender ♪
549
00:31:47,451 --> 00:31:50,121
In the morning we should go
ask the parson to marry us.
550
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:51,741
A Christian wedding?
551
00:31:51,811 --> 00:31:53,741
For a Muslim woman
and a Hindu man?
552
00:31:53,821 --> 00:31:55,741
Let's not think with our heads,
553
00:31:55,751 --> 00:31:58,131
but feel with our hearts.
554
00:32:05,241 --> 00:32:07,421
Gideon, where's
that music coming from?
555
00:32:07,501 --> 00:32:09,011
I took the liberty
of broadcasting
556
00:32:09,091 --> 00:32:10,711
Miss Tomaz's comms.
Huh.
557
00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:12,131
It's rather infectious.
558
00:32:13,961 --> 00:32:15,801
Ray, this music,
559
00:32:15,811 --> 00:32:17,971
I think it's magical.
You're right.
560
00:32:17,981 --> 00:32:19,971
I want to express my feelings
to you in verse.
561
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,601
Is that really necessary?
562
00:32:21,681 --> 00:32:24,101
I had a dirty dream of you.
563
00:32:24,181 --> 00:32:25,981
I'll bet mine was dirtier.
564
00:32:25,991 --> 00:32:28,071
Why didn't you go
and make a move?
565
00:32:28,141 --> 00:32:30,071
I would have,
if you'd been flirtier.
566
00:32:30,141 --> 00:32:31,111
Okay.
567
00:32:31,191 --> 00:32:32,321
It's just complicated.
568
00:32:32,401 --> 00:32:33,951
If Nate knew, he'd be enraged.
569
00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,741
I know, and I'm sorry,
570
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:39,291
but my desire's been uncaged.
571
00:32:39,361 --> 00:32:41,451
Don't let this moment
pass us by.
572
00:32:41,531 --> 00:32:43,291
It could be our only chance.
573
00:32:43,371 --> 00:32:45,001
You're right.
I need you now.
574
00:32:45,081 --> 00:32:46,961
Sorry, Nate and Captain Lance.
575
00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:50,461
♪ I fixed the timeline
as a cat ♪
576
00:32:50,541 --> 00:32:52,801
♪ Saved a cowboy
kept his hat ♪
577
00:32:52,881 --> 00:32:54,801
♪ Took Salem's breath away ♪
578
00:32:54,881 --> 00:32:57,261
♪ Got stuck reliving
the same day ♪
579
00:32:57,341 --> 00:33:01,521
♪ Through it all
I kept my cool ♪
580
00:33:01,601 --> 00:33:06,311
♪ Never thought
I'd play the fool ♪
581
00:33:06,391 --> 00:33:10,371
♪ Now I've surrendered to you ♪
582
00:33:10,441 --> 00:33:14,701
♪ It's time for me
to say I do ♪
583
00:33:14,711 --> 00:33:17,111
"I do"?
What are you talking about?
584
00:33:17,131 --> 00:33:18,871
We need to find Mona.
585
00:33:18,941 --> 00:33:21,331
Wait a sec, is this
a Bollywood musical number?
586
00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:23,541
You bet your ass, it is.
587
00:33:43,931 --> 00:33:48,021
♪ Now we're tossing sense
aside and we surrender ♪
588
00:33:48,101 --> 00:33:52,401
♪ To the fantasy and pleasure
we surrender ♪
589
00:33:52,481 --> 00:33:56,871
♪ To our happy ever afters ♪
590
00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:59,371
♪ We won't fight it
won't deny it ♪
591
00:33:59,441 --> 00:34:01,701
♪ Losing all control
we'll try it ♪
592
00:34:01,781 --> 00:34:03,751
♪ We surrender ♪
593
00:34:03,831 --> 00:34:06,251
♪ I want you badly
as my bride ♪
594
00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:08,261
♪ Please make my
wish come true ♪
595
00:34:08,331 --> 00:34:10,381
♪ These feelings
can't be denied ♪
596
00:34:10,451 --> 00:34:11,751
♪ So yes I say I... ♪
597
00:34:11,761 --> 00:34:15,051
Stop!
You're making a mistake!
598
00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:17,131
♪ Zari ♪
599
00:34:17,211 --> 00:34:18,721
Whoa, why did I just sing that?
600
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,221
Okay, I guess I'm
just gonna roll with
601
00:34:20,301 --> 00:34:21,511
the whole singing thing.
602
00:34:23,941 --> 00:34:27,101
♪ Every day we find a way
to hold grief ♪
603
00:34:27,111 --> 00:34:29,951
♪ And not let them see ♪
604
00:34:30,021 --> 00:34:32,561
♪ We feel so wrong
we often long ♪
605
00:34:32,641 --> 00:34:35,361
♪ Get swept away in fantasy ♪
606
00:34:39,651 --> 00:34:44,541
♪ You've been so brave
wise and strong ♪
607
00:34:44,621 --> 00:34:48,331
♪ By opening your door ♪
608
00:34:48,411 --> 00:34:52,641
♪ Please Zari
have courage now ♪
609
00:34:52,711 --> 00:34:57,461
♪ To wait for something more ♪
610
00:34:57,481 --> 00:34:58,841
Don't listen to her, my love.
611
00:34:58,921 --> 00:34:59,981
No, Mona's right, Z.
612
00:35:00,051 --> 00:35:01,591
You don't even know this guy.
613
00:35:01,671 --> 00:35:03,221
He's been using the powers
of a love god for years.
614
00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:04,431
Guaranteed he's got a wife.
615
00:35:04,511 --> 00:35:05,601
Is that true?
616
00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:06,861
Not exactly.
617
00:35:06,931 --> 00:35:08,311
I have 1,000 wives.
618
00:35:08,391 --> 00:35:11,311
But lucky number 1,001
is the most important.
619
00:35:11,321 --> 00:35:12,561
Seriously?
620
00:35:12,641 --> 00:35:15,651
So, you still want to marry me?
621
00:35:17,271 --> 00:35:19,501
No, I definitely do not.
622
00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:26,741
♪ Now I've got my senses back ♪
623
00:35:26,821 --> 00:35:28,841
♪ But I'll surrender ♪
624
00:35:28,911 --> 00:35:31,511
♪ Life's not done
I'll love again ♪
625
00:35:31,581 --> 00:35:33,501
♪ I'll surrender ♪
626
00:35:33,511 --> 00:35:39,131
♪ With my friends
now by my side ♪
627
00:35:39,211 --> 00:35:41,681
♪ I won't hide it
won't deny it ♪
628
00:35:41,761 --> 00:35:46,981
♪ Real love comes my way
I'll try it ♪
629
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:51,281
♪ I'll surrender ♪
630
00:35:56,115 --> 00:35:58,575
Voi-bloody-la.
631
00:35:58,595 --> 00:36:03,545
Now, only the particular spirit we're
after will be able to enter the vessel.
632
00:36:03,615 --> 00:36:05,125
What vessel?
633
00:36:05,135 --> 00:36:08,255
The vessel's you.
634
00:36:08,265 --> 00:36:09,765
I'm gonna kill you, weasel.
635
00:36:11,675 --> 00:36:13,215
O spiritus veni.
636
00:36:13,295 --> 00:36:17,095
Quod praecipio,
Solacium capere spiritus.
637
00:36:18,695 --> 00:36:22,685
Hank Heywood, I summon you.
638
00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:25,395
Quos eici!
639
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:33,235
Hank?
640
00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:34,615
Who else would it be?
641
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,285
Where's Nathaniel?
642
00:36:36,365 --> 00:36:38,465
Oh, well, Nate gave you
the big middle finger,
643
00:36:38,535 --> 00:36:40,375
so I'm afraid you're
stuck with me.
644
00:36:40,445 --> 00:36:42,455
Still angry, is he?
645
00:36:42,465 --> 00:36:44,625
Us Heywoods,
we hold a good grudge.
646
00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:47,305
Now, what's so important
that you had to stick around?
647
00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:52,185
It pains me to admit it,
but I made a terrible mistake.
648
00:36:55,225 --> 00:36:57,475
A man approached me
about a deal.
649
00:36:59,235 --> 00:37:01,355
Unlimited funding.
650
00:37:01,425 --> 00:37:04,395
And all I had to do was give
him access to all the magical
651
00:37:04,475 --> 00:37:06,825
creatures within
the Time Bureau.
652
00:37:06,895 --> 00:37:10,665
But this man was no ordinary
beltway bandit.
653
00:37:10,735 --> 00:37:12,825
He was a demon.
654
00:37:20,175 --> 00:37:24,665
Only after he murdered me
did I realize the truth.
655
00:37:24,745 --> 00:37:26,795
What was the demon's name?
656
00:37:26,865 --> 00:37:28,505
Promise me you'll keep
Nathaniel safe.
657
00:37:28,515 --> 00:37:30,465
Yes, yes, yes, I promise.
658
00:37:30,535 --> 00:37:33,635
Now, come on, Hank, you can't
delay the inevitable forever.
659
00:37:33,705 --> 00:37:35,975
What was the demon's name?
660
00:37:36,055 --> 00:37:39,635
His name was Neron.
661
00:38:18,475 --> 00:38:20,885
Hey, world.
I'm Hank Heywood.
662
00:38:20,895 --> 00:38:24,065
And I'm here to tell you about
an exciting opportunity.
663
00:38:24,145 --> 00:38:25,975
When I learned about
the existence of
664
00:38:26,055 --> 00:38:30,315
magical creatures...
Yes, magical creatures exist...
665
00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:34,575
I ran right home and pulled
out a drawing made by my son,
666
00:38:34,655 --> 00:38:37,865
Nathaniel, when he was only
nine years old.
667
00:38:37,945 --> 00:38:42,075
My son envisioned
a theme park where everyone
668
00:38:42,085 --> 00:38:45,255
could gaze in wonder
at dragons and unicorns,
669
00:38:45,335 --> 00:38:46,995
werewolves and minotaurs.
670
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,835
This is insane.
671
00:38:48,905 --> 00:38:52,295
Now, you may be thinking,
"This is insane."
672
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:55,005
But what great man hasn't
been thought of as insane
673
00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:56,925
at one point in his life?
674
00:38:56,935 --> 00:39:00,605
I believe this park can bring
our country together.
675
00:39:00,685 --> 00:39:03,265
And with your help,
I'm going to turn my son's
676
00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:05,935
dream into a reality.
677
00:39:05,945 --> 00:39:08,265
I call it Heyworld.
678
00:39:12,095 --> 00:39:14,485
Oh, Hank.
679
00:39:14,565 --> 00:39:16,205
Why?
680
00:39:23,815 --> 00:39:25,615
Oh, Hank.
681
00:39:27,495 --> 00:39:31,335
I have so many questions.
682
00:39:31,415 --> 00:39:33,805
You weren't torturing
magical creatures.
683
00:39:33,885 --> 00:39:36,635
You were training them
to be in a theme park.
684
00:39:36,645 --> 00:39:39,305
That is nuts.
685
00:39:41,815 --> 00:39:44,305
But I gotta respect you
for dreaming big.
686
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:46,555
It was your moonshot,
your way of
687
00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:50,225
risking it all to make
the world a better place.
688
00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:57,165
I was so wrong about you.
689
00:40:00,355 --> 00:40:02,405
At the end of the day,
you were just as wacky
690
00:40:02,485 --> 00:40:07,415
and well-intentioned
as any legend.
691
00:40:07,485 --> 00:40:11,585
And I wish I had a chance to
get to know that side of you.
692
00:40:17,995 --> 00:40:21,055
I'm gonna miss you.
693
00:40:21,135 --> 00:40:24,265
I love you, Hank.
694
00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:30,735
I love you, Dad.
695
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:37,525
Look at you.
696
00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:41,825
Take a look at yourself,
you miserable git.
697
00:40:41,895 --> 00:40:45,705
- That's right.
- Soak it in.
698
00:40:45,785 --> 00:40:48,495
Your big sacrifice,
it was for nothing.
699
00:40:48,575 --> 00:40:51,205
But instead of rolling up
your sleeves and taking it
700
00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,335
to that demon bastard,
701
00:40:53,405 --> 00:40:57,835
you're getting rat-ass drunk
in a shed.
702
00:40:57,915 --> 00:41:00,385
I can't fight him.
703
00:41:00,465 --> 00:41:01,675
He's too strong.
704
00:41:01,755 --> 00:41:03,885
Oh, this isn't about Neron.
705
00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:05,465
You failed Desmond.
706
00:41:05,545 --> 00:41:06,805
You failed Astra.
707
00:41:06,885 --> 00:41:08,475
And you'll fail Nate.
708
00:41:08,545 --> 00:41:10,565
And you know why?
709
00:41:10,645 --> 00:41:12,645
Because deep down,
710
00:41:12,725 --> 00:41:14,655
you want them all to go to Hell.
711
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,025
You want the company.
712
00:41:19,105 --> 00:41:20,355
You liar!
713
00:41:27,065 --> 00:41:29,755
Hey, Johnny.
714
00:41:29,825 --> 00:41:32,165
Miss me?
715
00:41:32,235 --> 00:41:33,995
Des.
716
00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:37,045
I'm surprised you haven't
figured it out yet.
717
00:41:39,745 --> 00:41:40,935
Neron.
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