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(CARNIVAL MUSIC)
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Are all the clowns in the car?
Is the door closed? It is.
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I think that means,
ladies and gentlemen, that's 31.
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That's equal to the world record!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a historic moment.
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Never before have...
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Get me out of here!
Get me out! Let me out, please!
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Maybe we should check in
on the welfare of the clowns.
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I'm sure they'll be OK.
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Oh...oh...ooh...
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Ooh, boy oh boy.
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Call an ambulance!
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We...we really want to check on
the welfare of these clowns.
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So, is anyone coming guys?
Are there any medics here?
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Please start moving, can we?
(SIREN IN THE DISTANCE)
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OK. Are you seeing this? This
is the worst thing I have ever seen.
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And yet I can't look away.
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Oh, it's truly
an unspeakable tragedy
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and yet I also can't look away.
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Oh, I hate clowns.
And yet I always seem to date them.
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I know, that is
such a strange pattern that you have
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that all the men that you date
quit their jobs in tech
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to go to clown school.
It really is unusual.
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Oh, I can't look at this anymore.
Mmm.
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Oh.
Thank God we put Ian on that.
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It was really kind of us to do that.
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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Our market research shows
that your culture loves comedy.
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So, naturally we thought
the best way to launch our car
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would be clowns.
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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Ah, unfortunately ah,
Chinese clowns are a different size.
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We miscalculated the girth
of your Western clowns.
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I see. (CHUCKLES)
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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
But we do not find this funny.
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This is devastating.
Y-yes, yes.
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OK. Putting the clowns aside
for the moment.
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Yes, let's do that.
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Today might be one of the busiest
days slash nights of our lives.
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Totally. The Rainbow Ribbon
Foundation launch, I'm so excited.
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OK. So, I've already sent Bundy
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his 'Standing Against Hatred
Together' speech,
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and he should be practising
with Tatiana.
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Tatiana, the strategic girlfriend
that we set him up with.
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All the while we wait for Bobby
to come in with our contracts,
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which should be any day now.
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No, no, I can't think
about that today.
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You're right, focus on today, today.
Today we focus on today.
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And the foundation that we set up
to save a man's image.
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Mr Randell, there was quite a lot
of bad news about our car company.
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Call an ambulance!
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Yes, it was a particularly
meme-able moment, wasn't it?
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Ah, a dozen camera angles.
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Probably the most recorded
clown tragedy in history.
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Ah, and there are actually a lot
more of those than you'd think.
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Pretty degrading job actually.
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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OK. So, we've got Dion Kelly from
Male Body magazine coming in first.
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To run through Bundy's
picture selects for the...
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Ambassador presentation montage,
exactly.
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Can I tell you, I have missed
front-facing events, so much.
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Same. Spiritually
I have a need of the catharsis
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of externalising our success on line.
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Mmm. Nothing has been postable
in a while has it?
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Actually it's been
the opposite of postable.
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Although I did take a picture of our
giant shoe trophy, after it was...
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Un-impaled from that worker,
totally.
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Bundy, what are you doing here?
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Ah, your call time isn't until
much later this evening.
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Ah, yeah, right.
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I just thought maybe, ah,
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ah, I could be here to help.
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Oh.
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That's thoughtful.
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Yeah, I mean maybe
you could work on the,
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the speech that you have tonight.
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Speech?
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Oh, yeah. The speech, yeah.
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Oh. Um, what's it about again?
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Oh.
Are you serious?
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It's the hate speech, Bundy.
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I mean, the 'stop hate' speech
that we wrote for you.
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We hate hate here, obviously.
We hate hate.
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Oh, true. Yeah, I agree,
Greta Goldman.
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So, Bundy we've got a lot
going on today.
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We're launching
our new strategic agenda
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and we're also proving ourselves
to a variety of clients so...
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Yeah, so you just, like, stay here,
work on the speech.
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Ah, you'll just
have to stay out of our way,
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and don't disturb us.
Yes.
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Ah, yeah, cool.
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Don't go in there.
Yep.
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Don't go in there, Bundy.
In the war room. OK.
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The war room, war room. Hey!
The war room Bundy, go!
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(HALTINGLY) Good evening,
ladies, and gentlemen,
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and, oth... and others.
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Welcome to the lunch-launch
of the Rainbow Ribbon Foundation.
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The Rainbow Ribbon Foundation
is more than a charity.
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It's a bacon of light
d-dedicated to addressing
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some of the most pressing issues
of our...
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(PHONE VIBRATES)
OK.
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Dion Kelly from Male Body Magazine
is here, so...
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OK... Bundy, just keep going
with that. Really great.
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We stand, uni... fuck this.
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DION: Oh, my God. These are amazing.
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Oh, absolutely.
I can't wait to launch these tonight.
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He looks, like,
masculine and wholesome.
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A bad boy who's been...
Saved by a woman's love.
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I know.
Yes.
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OK. Skip. Just ignore these.
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We just included them to show
that the sitting doesn't work.
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I think it's the size of his calves
or something,
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that doesn't allow him to sit.
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Ohh! He is so handsome.
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OK let's go with the blue.
I-I'm thinking blue shirt.
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Really?
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I- I really love the check.
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OK. Let me just scroll back to where
his arm is a little less weird.
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See, look it just might sell you.
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I mean, I'm not really being sold.
Nicole?
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No. Like I said,
to me it's giving
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face down in the mud
at Melbourne Cup aftermath footage.
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You did say that.
I said it.
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OK, blue shirt it is.
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Ha! Is he, ah, is he single?
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Oh, no, babe, he's dating an
influencer called Tatiana Lodros.
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But if he was single, he'd be sitting
firmly in my niche,
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which is AFL player
that's played less than 30 games
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and now makes a public comment
on masculinity.
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Mmm, so...
Yeah, hot.
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In China
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we would go to the government
to get rid of the footage.
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Yes, well that's not the way
things work in our country.
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The government won't just
'get rid' of the footage.
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They can't.
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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Mmm.
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But we can.
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You can control the media?
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Yes, that's our whole business.
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For private profit?
Yes!
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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Mmm. We find this very unethical.
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But in this instance, very helpful.
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But apparently,
she's just like de...
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Well, we have zero time
to babysit Bundy.
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Hi-i...
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Watch out, ladies,
these are heavier than they look.
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And I've got six more trays
in my hatchback.
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Fantastic.
Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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So, are these
really for Nicole Kidman?
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I am such a massive freaking fan.
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Um, it's a different Nicole Kidman.
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and anyway, this, ah, one
is quite influential in her own way.
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Just a question Cherie.
Yes, darl.
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Yeah, what happens
when the 'end' gets eaten?
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Sorry?
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You're just left with violence,
aren't you?
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You eat my 'end'
and you're left with violence,
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and everything else that our
foundation stands firmly against.
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So, I just want to know, Cherie,
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what you were thinking when you made
a cupcake that said 'genocide'.
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To be honest, I did think
it was a bit weird, you know?
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Oh, did you? Yeah, did you? Well,
maybe next time trust that intuition.
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Because this is insane.
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They were supposed to be
on the same cupcake.
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No this is fine, this is great.
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Why don't you just go get
the rest of the trays
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and we will figure something out?
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I'll go grab misogyny.
Got it in the car.
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Great, go get...the misogyny.
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Misogyny is in the car.
Cupcakes. Yeah.
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Prostate cancer.
Yeah.
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There as well. Oh, great.
Now we have lunch with Anna.
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What?! You're joking,
that is just...perfect.
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Ohh! Cupcakes. Yeah!
Ah, Bundy.
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No. These are for tonight.
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
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No, Bundy, let's just get you back
into the war room,
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practising your speech OK?
Yes.
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Then what's the food situation then?
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Alright, let's go, Bundy. It's OK.
Let's go back in the war room.
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Mr Wu, if a tree falls
in a forest and nobody hears it,
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does it really fall?
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Yes.
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Well, there's actually a debate
about that.
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The debate is about the sound.
The tree still falls.
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Well, put it this way.
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If a clown gets crushed in a car,
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and no-one can tell whether
the footage is real or fake,
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does he really get crushed?
Mmm.
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If he's in a coma, yes.
This is very serious.
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Yeah, ob-obviously we know that.
But, nobody else does.
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Actually on that, Cody, we've got
NDAs from all the conscious clowns.
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Mmm.
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Go to the hospital, and get an NDA
from the crushed coma clown,
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the moment he wakes up.
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Oh.
OK?
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Yeah.
Yep.
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Ah, what do you feel like?
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Ah, anything vegan I guess.
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I'm still doing that cruelty-free
challenge for Rainbow Ribbon yeah?
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Yes, that is correct. We can find you
a deliverable vegan option.
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Just get back to the speech, Bundy.
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And have you messaged
Tatiana, Bundy?
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Oh!
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That stupid lectern
is distracting me!
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Bundy...we don't do that,
we don't kick the lectern.
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So, what...
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Ah, you know what, Nicole
we have to go to lunch with Anna,
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like right now, so...
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Just stay in here Bundy, and...
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Yeah, OK. I'll stay here.
With this lectern!
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Um, what the hell was that?
That was so weird.
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No. I know.
What is going on with him?
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I don't know. Maybe he's just,
like, really hung over or something.
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Can we just leave him in there,
and I need to get on with my day,
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I need to compartmentalise all this,
I can't...
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Oh, God. I hated that kicking.
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Excuse. Excuse me, I'm sorry.
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Oh!
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Can we help you, buddy?
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Um... I- well I'm, I'm just a friend.
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Wanted to be here
and really, ah, support him.
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Ah, and be here when he wakes up,
you know.
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Well, we haven't seen you before,
mate.
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Yeah, how do you know Mick?
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Oh, well I-I-I'm also a clown.
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You know. Yeah.
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And new to the game.
New clown on the block.
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Are you a NICA guy?
Oh, what's NICA?
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National Institute of Circus Arts.
You haven't heard of NICA?
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Mick taught at NICA.
Mick is NICA.
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Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Of course, of course. No, no.
I-I'm just breaking in myself,
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you know, with Mick's help.
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Well, not now obviously.
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Oh. Ooh! Oh! That's right.
237
00:10:12,223 --> 00:10:16,303
Oh, yeah. I have a gig. Birthday
party. You know what that's like.
238
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I'll catch you soon.
239
00:10:17,423 --> 00:10:21,223
Oh, that's OK.
He's gone now. He's gone.
240
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ANNA: I have done this whole menu
to death.
241
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But I always return
to the tuna sashimi.
242
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I mean, this is the only
place I find comparable
243
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with the fish markets.
244
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,103
OK. Ian told us about your extraction
techniques, Anna,
245
00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:34,583
including the small talk ease-in.
246
00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,063
Yeah, why are we here, Anna?
247
00:10:39,143 --> 00:10:41,503
What do you actually know
about Frank Fritz?
248
00:10:41,503 --> 00:10:43,743
Fritz?
Fritz?
249
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,183
Well... What are you just fishing,
Anna?
250
00:10:45,183 --> 00:10:47,463
We don't have time
to do your job for you today.
251
00:10:52,383 --> 00:10:53,823
It's the pause technique.
252
00:10:53,823 --> 00:10:54,823
Yeah.
OK.
253
00:10:54,823 --> 00:10:56,383
Ian also told us about
the pause technique.
254
00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:57,663
Yeah.
Yeah.
255
00:11:00,663 --> 00:11:02,823
We're not going to fill silence
with information, Anna.
256
00:11:02,823 --> 00:11:03,823
No.
257
00:11:07,103 --> 00:11:08,903
Because we don't anything
about Fritz.
258
00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:10,943
Yeah, because he was a cadaver
the whole time we worked there.
259
00:11:10,943 --> 00:11:12,663
Yeah, and then he died
and now we're here, so...
260
00:11:12,663 --> 00:11:14,983
Oh, come on there was no
information in that information.
261
00:11:14,983 --> 00:11:17,143
What? So that's confirmed some
sort of theory for you, has it?
262
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,503
Actually it does.
263
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:21,103
What does it tell you
that everyone that I've spoken to
264
00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:23,783
knows more about Fritz & Randell
than both of you?
265
00:11:25,903 --> 00:11:27,983
I know about the yacht.
266
00:11:29,463 --> 00:11:32,703
The question is
do you know about the yacht?
267
00:11:32,703 --> 00:11:36,703
So, Fritz had a yacht.
So, what? What about it?
268
00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:40,103
You're right.
Lots of men like Fritz had a yacht.
269
00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:41,943
Except this is different.
270
00:11:41,943 --> 00:11:45,743
Never in my life have I seen
something hidden from public record
271
00:11:45,743 --> 00:11:48,223
as well as this particular yacht.
272
00:11:48,223 --> 00:11:50,303
And it makes you wonder why.
273
00:11:50,303 --> 00:11:53,983
Why is my source urging me
to look into it?
274
00:11:53,983 --> 00:11:56,823
OK there could be a million reasons
why that's the case. Fritz...
275
00:11:56,823 --> 00:11:58,463
Yes, but you would think,
276
00:11:58,463 --> 00:12:00,983
that as people
poised to take over the company,
277
00:12:00,983 --> 00:12:04,703
that you would know all about
the practices of said company yacht.
278
00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:06,743
And what went on there.
279
00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:10,063
Why don't you just say
what you want to say to us, Anna?
280
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Mmm.
281
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,863
Look, girls, this is not small fish.
282
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,663
Now I'm sure there's a part
of you deep down
283
00:12:16,663 --> 00:12:18,263
that knows your new position
284
00:12:18,263 --> 00:12:21,383
isn't really Bobby Bahl's attempt
at feminism.
285
00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:24,663
You've been brought on
to take the shrapnel
286
00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:28,423
when Fritz's legacy
inevitably explodes.
287
00:12:29,863 --> 00:12:31,343
And it will explode.
288
00:12:35,903 --> 00:12:37,583
Well, thank you for that, Anna.
289
00:12:38,743 --> 00:12:40,663
We'll just have to see
how it plays out.
290
00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:52,463
OK, what...was that?
291
00:12:52,463 --> 00:12:54,503
Of course Anna picks the busiest
day of the year to tell us
292
00:12:54,503 --> 00:12:56,823
that Fritz was basically a
sex-trafficking pervert paedophile!
293
00:12:56,823 --> 00:12:58,823
Oh, look, we don't know that!
And Anna doesn't know that!
294
00:12:58,823 --> 00:12:59,983
We don't know what she knows,
295
00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:01,143
but it doesn't matter.
OK.
296
00:13:01,143 --> 00:13:03,383
Finding out whether Fritz was a creep
or not, is not a today problem.
297
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,983
You're right, you're right. Bundy
and Tatiana, that's a today problem.
298
00:13:05,983 --> 00:13:08,263
Yes. Hiding genocide cupcakes,
that's a today problem apparently.
299
00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:10,663
Yeah, OK. Starting a foundation
and then ending hate speech forever,
300
00:13:10,663 --> 00:13:12,223
that's a today problem.
Exactly.
301
00:13:12,223 --> 00:13:14,303
But can we just maybe, find out
what Ian knows about this yacht?
302
00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:15,743
What Ian knows? Ian?
Ian.
303
00:13:15,743 --> 00:13:17,703
Ian. Ian.
Ian. Ian.
304
00:13:17,703 --> 00:13:21,383
I mean, frankly,
AI is just revolutionary.
305
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,743
You would be astounded
by how much we'd done with AI
306
00:13:24,743 --> 00:13:26,463
over the last few months.
307
00:13:26,463 --> 00:13:29,743
And that's why I think ah, oh...
Sorry. Excuse me.
308
00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:35,303
May I remind you this is my client.
309
00:13:35,303 --> 00:13:36,863
You got
the whole of the Pan-Pacific.
310
00:13:36,863 --> 00:13:37,983
OK we know, we continue to be happy
311
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,743
for you to handle the coms
on the clown crush car, Ian.
312
00:13:39,743 --> 00:13:41,303
We need you urgently
in your office.
313
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,863
(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Five minutes.
314
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:48,503
OK. Well, what is it?
315
00:13:48,503 --> 00:13:50,383
Ian, we spoke to Anna.
316
00:13:50,383 --> 00:13:53,263
She told us about the yacht.
What?
317
00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:55,743
Do you know about Fritz's yacht?
318
00:13:57,143 --> 00:13:59,903
Yeah, yeah.
I...I know about the yacht, yeah.
319
00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:01,463
Yeah. We all knew about the yacht.
320
00:14:01,463 --> 00:14:04,943
Ah, I knew. Ah... Fritz knew.
321
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:08,503
Ah, well, 'cause it was his yacht
and he knew about it.
322
00:14:08,503 --> 00:14:10,423
Well, we didn't know about the yacht.
323
00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:12,903
And it would've been great to know
before we found out from Anna.
324
00:14:12,903 --> 00:14:15,263
Well, isn't it your job
to know about these things?
325
00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,423
I mean, you run the company,
don't you?
326
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,303
Well, we haven't signed
our contracts yet.
327
00:14:19,303 --> 00:14:21,743
And we're not sure that we should.
Oh.
328
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,383
Ian. What happened on the yacht?
329
00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:29,103
I'll tell you,
but, it's not pretty.
330
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,903
I mean, that's why it was so secret.
331
00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:34,783
Nonstop debauchery.
332
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,303
All sorts of sexual things.
333
00:14:36,303 --> 00:14:38,063
Not just missionary position
334
00:14:38,063 --> 00:14:40,303
but like, from behind.
335
00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:42,423
Woman on top.
336
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:46,023
Whatever a client wanted,
they'd get.
337
00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:49,943
Right, we're talking Epstein
levels of debauchery there.
338
00:14:49,943 --> 00:14:52,583
Or worse, like Harold Shipman.
339
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,383
Or Ivan Milat. You know?
340
00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:57,663
And don't get me started
on the drug stuff.
341
00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:01,343
You know, we'd be all there,
sniffing on our joints.
342
00:15:01,343 --> 00:15:04,703
And then, you know, somebody
would bring out the cocaine.
343
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,903
Nose candy, we used to call it,
yeah.
344
00:15:06,903 --> 00:15:08,743
Pretty addictive actually.
345
00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:11,063
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
346
00:15:11,063 --> 00:15:12,863
So, that all happened?
Yeah.
347
00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:15,463
If anyone ever finds out about it,
348
00:15:15,463 --> 00:15:18,943
whoever's in charge
will go down with it.
349
00:15:18,943 --> 00:15:20,623
Oh, my God.
350
00:15:20,623 --> 00:15:21,823
Actually, do you think
351
00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:23,943
that's why Bobby put you in charge
of the company?
352
00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:26,103
Oh, my God.
You know to be his patsies?
353
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:27,663
Oh.
Oh, my. God.
354
00:15:27,663 --> 00:15:29,023
I mean that could be it, Ian.
355
00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:31,183
That's it. Yes!
356
00:15:31,183 --> 00:15:33,303
Well, thank you so much
for warning us, Ian.
357
00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:35,703
Mmm.
Not a problem. I'm there for you.
358
00:15:35,703 --> 00:15:37,143
Thank you.
Yeah.
359
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:39,143
Ah, now I should get back
to the clown crush 'cause you know,
360
00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:40,983
those clowns
don't uncrush themselves.
361
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,703
Absolutely.
Thank you, Ian. That's great.
362
00:15:42,703 --> 00:15:45,463
(SIGHS)
363
00:15:45,463 --> 00:15:47,063
Well, he has no idea
about the yacht.
364
00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:48,463
None at all.
We need to talk to Bobby.
365
00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:49,503
Yeah.
366
00:15:57,343 --> 00:15:59,183
Fellas.
367
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,863
And...any updates?
368
00:16:01,863 --> 00:16:04,703
No. Nothing yet.
Oh.
369
00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:08,543
How was the party?
Oh, you know how it is.
370
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:11,103
You know, 17 four-year-olds.
Oh, yeah.
371
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,343
Yeah. Only want to do one thing.
Mm-hm.
372
00:16:13,343 --> 00:16:15,463
Suck on your playing cards.
373
00:16:15,463 --> 00:16:17,983
That's right. They did that to you.
Yes. Yes.
374
00:16:17,983 --> 00:16:20,223
Oh, no.
375
00:16:20,223 --> 00:16:24,983
Listen, um... I've been meaning
to, ah, apologise,
376
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,623
for the way I behaved earlier.
I just...
377
00:16:27,623 --> 00:16:30,783
Mick was... He's, he's one of us.
378
00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:32,303
Of course, of course.
Yeah.
379
00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:33,903
Totally understand.
380
00:16:33,903 --> 00:16:36,943
I just know that
Mick is smiling at us right know.
381
00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:38,103
Yeah.
382
00:16:38,103 --> 00:16:40,783
That's a nice thought.
Yeah. Love you, Mick.
383
00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:44,343
(VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC)
384
00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:46,423
Bundy. You're still here.
385
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,103
Of course you are. How are you?
386
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,903
Uh, OK, to be honest,
387
00:16:49,903 --> 00:16:52,823
I don't know if I'm that keen
for this speech tonight.
388
00:16:52,823 --> 00:16:54,103
I'm just not, like, vibing it.
389
00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:57,583
And, like, all the talk about
violence, is, like, really heavy.
390
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,223
OK, well, you have to do the speech
tonight, Bundy.
391
00:17:00,223 --> 00:17:03,823
Yeah, ah, w-w-what if we made it
more of a double act?
392
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,183
Tatiana gets up there, she says
a few words with you as well?
393
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:07,663
Do it to...
Nah! Nah.
394
00:17:07,663 --> 00:17:09,143
Nah. Tatiana's not coming tonight.
395
00:17:09,143 --> 00:17:10,783
What do you mean,
she's not coming tonight?
396
00:17:10,783 --> 00:17:13,423
I don't know, she's just being,
like, real difficult.
397
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:17,023
OK, Bundy, she has to come tonight.
We spoke about this.
398
00:17:17,023 --> 00:17:19,783
Well, I don't know
if I want her there to be honest.
399
00:17:19,783 --> 00:17:22,983
We had an argument last night
and I don't really rate her energy.
400
00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:27,223
Do you have any cordial?
401
00:17:27,223 --> 00:17:31,263
Thanks to AI, this is a video
of our hashtag clown crush.
402
00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:34,503
But it's now happening,
in your competitor's car.
403
00:17:34,503 --> 00:17:37,263
Every time
somebody posts the real video,
404
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:40,583
our bot farm
will post this video underneath.
405
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,103
This is impressive technology,
Mr Randell,
406
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,743
but there were dozens of people
filming the incident.
407
00:17:44,743 --> 00:17:47,823
Which is why we've created
dozens of these videos,
408
00:17:47,823 --> 00:17:49,943
all with different brands of car.
409
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:53,383
There were live witnesses. They'll
say that it was our brand of car.
410
00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:55,063
They already are.
411
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,543
So, your plan is foiled?
Nah.
412
00:17:59,543 --> 00:18:02,223
We've got a troll farm in Estonia
on it.
413
00:18:02,223 --> 00:18:04,103
Ah, just wait for it.
414
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:06,663
See, there you go.
415
00:18:06,663 --> 00:18:08,423
Thanks to AI,
just because something happened
416
00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:11,863
doesn't mean anyone needs to believe
it's true.
417
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:17,623
Mm. Um, Mr Randell...
We believe you are very evil.
418
00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:19,143
Ah, evil?
419
00:18:19,143 --> 00:18:21,583
No I-I think your translation
might be a bit wavy on that one.
420
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:26,543
Mmm. He is very confident
that you are evil.
421
00:18:26,543 --> 00:18:28,663
Right. Ah...
422
00:18:30,423 --> 00:18:33,463
Evil, thanks. Yeah, hm.
423
00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:35,783
Try 'goshu'.
424
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:38,703
'Goshu'.
Yeah. No?
425
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,503
No. No.
No. Goshu's a word.
426
00:18:40,503 --> 00:18:41,823
No.
Yes, it is.
427
00:18:41,823 --> 00:18:43,543
No.
It is. Goshu.
428
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:47,303
I'm, you know, so that's so goshu.
Definitely not.
429
00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:48,863
Check again.
430
00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:52,463
So, Fritz never mentioned
a yacht to you?
431
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:53,823
No, no me neither.
432
00:18:53,823 --> 00:18:57,903
But, as the executor of his will,
I need to find out.
433
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:02,263
For administrative reasons.
OK. Thank you.
434
00:19:05,783 --> 00:19:07,223
Woolwich Pier Marina.
435
00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:09,063
I think I know that.
436
00:19:09,063 --> 00:19:11,263
One, three, six, three...
437
00:19:13,143 --> 00:19:15,343
Ah! Try 'shogu.'.
438
00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:20,823
Oh.
439
00:19:21,983 --> 00:19:26,783
Hm. Meredith, Meredith, Meredith,
you inquisitive little minx.
440
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,903
Do I have to call Tatiana
to get her to come tonight?
441
00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:33,863
I don't really feel like being
a relationship counsellor.
442
00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:35,823
Well, yeah, we need her at the event
so you have to.
443
00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:37,423
What are we going to do
about Fritz's yacht?
444
00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:38,583
I don't know!
445
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,543
You must be Greta Goldman
and Nicole Kidman.
446
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:41,543
Just Nicole.
447
00:19:41,543 --> 00:19:44,703
We are very impressed
with your ageing subordinate.
448
00:19:44,703 --> 00:19:46,223
Hm? Oh.
449
00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:49,303
While there is nothing funny
about one clown in a coma
450
00:19:49,303 --> 00:19:51,503
we understand
that there is something bigger
451
00:19:51,503 --> 00:19:53,703
than 33 injured clowns.
452
00:19:53,703 --> 00:19:55,063
Without you,
453
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,663
we would have had to put thousands
out of work in our factories.
454
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:01,543
So, the work you do,
it is so very important.
455
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:03,223
Thank you.
Oh...
456
00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:05,223
Thank you. Goodbye.
Thank you.
457
00:20:05,223 --> 00:20:06,983
Girls...
458
00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:09,863
I'm, ah, I'm going to have
to leave early this afternoon.
459
00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:11,503
For personal reasons.
460
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,383
Ah, ah...Meredith? Ah...
461
00:20:14,823 --> 00:20:17,943
You were really close to Fritz,
weren't you?
462
00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:20,983
Well, I worked for him
for a long time, yes.
463
00:20:20,983 --> 00:20:24,063
So, do you know about his yacht?
464
00:20:25,943 --> 00:20:27,583
Yes, I do.
465
00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:35,343
Hmm.
466
00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,583
Hey-y-y.
467
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:42,703
I feel so much better now.
Sorry about before.
468
00:20:42,703 --> 00:20:44,143
Yeah, that's all good, Bundy.
469
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,063
We might just have to get you ready
for the event tonight.
470
00:20:46,063 --> 00:20:48,063
Yeah, mad. Also is there going to be
a lectern there tonight,
471
00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:49,703
'cause that's really going
to piss me off.
472
00:20:49,703 --> 00:20:51,223
We'll figure that out
when we get there,
473
00:20:51,223 --> 00:20:53,023
if you just want to make
your way to the venue.
474
00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:55,823
You can bring your coconut
if you want.
475
00:20:55,823 --> 00:21:00,143
(SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
476
00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:05,023
Hi, it's Cody. Leave a message.
Cody, all clear on our end.
477
00:21:05,023 --> 00:21:07,503
Ah, let me know
how you go with that ah, NDA
478
00:21:07,503 --> 00:21:10,943
but, ah, total triumph
on the coma clown car crash.
479
00:21:10,943 --> 00:21:15,303
Ah, you know when you get back here,
drinks all around.
480
00:21:15,303 --> 00:21:17,623
The girls have cracked.
481
00:21:17,623 --> 00:21:21,503
So, I'll be, ah, I'll be kicking
back in Fritz's office
482
00:21:21,503 --> 00:21:24,903
awaiting Bobby's call
when you get here.
483
00:21:24,903 --> 00:21:26,463
See you.
484
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,783
OK. Greta, I'm feeling
very overwhelmed.
485
00:21:32,783 --> 00:21:34,743
OK I-I hear you,
but it's about to get worse.
486
00:21:34,743 --> 00:21:35,743
What?
487
00:21:35,743 --> 00:21:37,863
Because Bobby is coming
in this afternoon with our contracts.
488
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:38,863
God.
Yeah.
489
00:21:38,863 --> 00:21:41,023
This is supposed to be
a moment of celebration, Nicole
490
00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:42,543
and instead we're dealing with
what exactly?
491
00:21:42,543 --> 00:21:44,183
Cupcakes that are riddled
with prostate cancer
492
00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:45,503
and Bundy's kicking lecterns
493
00:21:45,503 --> 00:21:47,263
and Tatiana's not getting back
to any of my messages.
494
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:48,983
OK. Not to mention
our dead boss's weird sex legacy
495
00:21:48,983 --> 00:21:50,343
and there's a clown somewhere,
in a coma.
496
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:55,023
OK. I'm just going to say this once
but do we want these jobs?
497
00:21:56,263 --> 00:21:58,783
What are you talking about, Nicole?
498
00:21:58,783 --> 00:22:00,783
OK. You are clearly stressed
and very delusional,
499
00:22:00,783 --> 00:22:02,103
even though you look great.
Thank you.
500
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,663
But we have not been killing
ourselves in this firm
501
00:22:04,663 --> 00:22:07,263
for nine months,
to not deserve these positions.
502
00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:08,703
OK? This is all we've ever wanted,
503
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,983
and I don't know who deserves this
more than us.
504
00:22:10,983 --> 00:22:12,903
You're right.
I know I'm right.
505
00:22:12,903 --> 00:22:15,063
OK.
OK, here's what we're going to do.
506
00:22:15,063 --> 00:22:16,063
Yeah.
507
00:22:16,063 --> 00:22:17,583
We're going to wait
for Bobby to arrive.
508
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,823
Ah, see what he puts on the table.
509
00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:20,143
We're going to get a hold of Tatiana,
510
00:22:20,143 --> 00:22:21,783
and then just continue
with what is essentially,
511
00:22:21,783 --> 00:22:23,063
a very challenging day in our lives.
512
00:22:23,063 --> 00:22:24,663
Nobody is having a more
challenging day than us.
513
00:22:24,663 --> 00:22:26,063
Nobody.
514
00:22:26,063 --> 00:22:27,543
Mick?
What is that?
515
00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:29,503
Hey, what's that noise?
There's bleeping. He's gone blue.
516
00:22:29,503 --> 00:22:31,103
Do you know about this?
I didn't touch him.
517
00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:33,343
Do I have family here?
Hey, what's happening?
518
00:22:33,343 --> 00:22:35,183
What's happening?
We need some space. Guys!
519
00:22:35,183 --> 00:22:37,023
Can one of you
tell us what happened here?
520
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,463
Doctor. Doctor.
521
00:22:38,463 --> 00:22:40,423
Somebody remove all these clowns
right now.
522
00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:43,103
Guys give us some space. Please.
Tell us what's going on.
523
00:22:43,103 --> 00:22:44,583
We'll tell you in a minute.
Get out, let's go.
524
00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:46,103
Please, can you tell us
what's going on?
525
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,663
Get out.
It's OK, it's OK.
526
00:22:47,663 --> 00:22:51,583
It's OK. It's OK, it's OK. It's OK.
527
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,863
Ah, hello.
528
00:23:03,863 --> 00:23:05,263
Ian.
Cody.
529
00:23:05,263 --> 00:23:10,543
Yeah, ah, Mick, I-I mean the clown
passed so, no NDA needed.
530
00:23:11,703 --> 00:23:14,023
That's great.
Um...
531
00:23:14,023 --> 00:23:17,543
I think I'm going to be a bit late
coming back to the office, though.
532
00:23:18,903 --> 00:23:20,663
You know in order
to access the space
533
00:23:20,663 --> 00:23:24,463
I had to create a rich
and textured character.
534
00:23:24,463 --> 00:23:29,263
Um... Now, I think
I need to see that through.
535
00:23:29,263 --> 00:23:31,183
Yeah. Yes, yes that's fine, Cody.
536
00:23:42,543 --> 00:23:44,183
I'm sorry, guys.
537
00:23:48,623 --> 00:23:50,023
Bobby, mate.
538
00:23:50,023 --> 00:23:53,463
Hello, Ian, my second-favourite
middle-aged white man.
539
00:23:53,463 --> 00:23:56,423
I, ah, I just need to talk
to you about the girls.
540
00:23:56,423 --> 00:24:00,863
Ever wondered how men talk
when they think you can't hear them?
541
00:24:00,863 --> 00:24:03,223
I just spent the whole day
542
00:24:03,223 --> 00:24:05,903
helping Greta and Nicole
work through the moral dilemmas
543
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:09,223
of whether this business
is ethical enough for them.
544
00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:11,703
(LAUGHS) Yeah, go on, Ian.
545
00:24:11,703 --> 00:24:13,343
Claws out. I love it.
546
00:24:13,343 --> 00:24:15,463
I just think from a risk perspective
547
00:24:15,463 --> 00:24:18,543
you're going to have to go into this
eyes wide open.
548
00:24:18,543 --> 00:24:19,903
I mean, do you really
549
00:24:19,903 --> 00:24:21,863
want to be putting this firm
in the hands of two girls
550
00:24:21,863 --> 00:24:25,903
who frankly can't make an omelette
out of their own eggs?
551
00:24:25,903 --> 00:24:28,743
Ian, your metaphor appals me
but point taken.
552
00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:31,623
I mean, they still haven't
signed their contracts, have they?
553
00:24:33,103 --> 00:24:34,383
Ian. Ian. Ian.
554
00:24:34,383 --> 00:24:35,543
I'm afraid I have to go
555
00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:38,223
unless there's anything else you'd
like to say about Greta and Nicole.
556
00:24:38,223 --> 00:24:41,063
How long have you got?
(LAUGHS HEARTILY)
557
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,223
Ah.
558
00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:49,943
Such a misogynist downer
on such a fabulous occasion.
559
00:24:49,943 --> 00:24:52,183
I'm sorry. Contracts.
560
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:57,863
I mean, come on, the first
female CEOs of Fritz and Randell.
561
00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,703
The board
were very surprised to discover
562
00:24:59,703 --> 00:25:01,223
that we are living
in the 21st century.
563
00:25:01,223 --> 00:25:04,423
You should have seen their faces.
564
00:25:06,663 --> 00:25:08,583
I'm joking.
565
00:25:10,863 --> 00:25:13,023
Ladies, I'm kidding.
566
00:25:13,023 --> 00:25:16,343
Um, Bobby, we spoke to Anna today.
567
00:25:16,343 --> 00:25:18,823
Anna? Anna, Anna, Anna?
568
00:25:18,823 --> 00:25:20,823
Anna McDowell.
The investigative journalist.
569
00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:23,143
Oh, yes, yuck.
570
00:25:23,143 --> 00:25:24,423
She knows about Fritz's yacht.
571
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:27,943
Yes! OK yeah, ah,
no, that was a different time.
572
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,183
It was three weeks ago.
573
00:25:30,743 --> 00:25:32,623
Bobby, why would we sign contracts
574
00:25:32,623 --> 00:25:34,383
to be instated
as the heads of a company
575
00:25:34,383 --> 00:25:35,863
if we don't have
all the information?
576
00:25:35,863 --> 00:25:38,863
about how the company
actually operates?
577
00:25:38,863 --> 00:25:41,863
That makes us feel,
and it certainly makes Anna feel,
578
00:25:41,863 --> 00:25:43,423
like we've been set up to fail.
579
00:25:43,423 --> 00:25:46,023
Yeah, no, I appreciate
that feedback.
580
00:25:46,023 --> 00:25:48,343
Um, and this is what I love,
an exchange like this.
581
00:25:51,503 --> 00:25:53,663
OK, so, ah,
let me get this straight.
582
00:25:53,663 --> 00:25:55,383
There's a reporter
583
00:25:55,383 --> 00:25:58,903
that's writing a story about
an old man that has a secret yacht.
584
00:25:58,903 --> 00:26:01,503
And probably did some bad things
on that secret yacht,
585
00:26:01,503 --> 00:26:04,303
hence the secrecy of the yacht,
yeah, but here is the kicker.
586
00:26:04,303 --> 00:26:06,263
Those secret bad things
have stopped happening
587
00:26:06,263 --> 00:26:08,383
because that old man is dead.
588
00:26:08,383 --> 00:26:09,783
So, hold the front page.
589
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:14,503
Seriously, Dod, make sure
that doesn't come out.
590
00:26:14,503 --> 00:26:16,703
OK. But what did Fritz do
on the yacht, Bobby?
591
00:26:16,703 --> 00:26:19,303
Ooh, I have no idea.
592
00:26:19,303 --> 00:26:21,023
Um, probably something disgusting
593
00:26:21,023 --> 00:26:24,343
like have outlandish parties
with perverted old men
594
00:26:24,343 --> 00:26:25,983
and beautiful naked women.
595
00:26:25,983 --> 00:26:29,983
I mean personally, ah,
I despise that, I don't know.
596
00:26:29,983 --> 00:26:33,863
Um, but let me tell you why I think
you should sign these contracts.
597
00:26:34,903 --> 00:26:36,943
I mean, you don't have to but...
598
00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:38,623
Let me tell you why
Fritz & Randell
599
00:26:38,623 --> 00:26:43,063
is my absolute favourite
of all of my scattered subsidiaries.
600
00:26:43,063 --> 00:26:44,663
Because when you walk into a room
601
00:26:44,663 --> 00:26:46,543
of the most powerful people
on the planet,
602
00:26:46,543 --> 00:26:49,703
knowing the secrets
that could end them...
603
00:26:49,703 --> 00:26:51,703
..ooh, ladies, that's
the best feeling in the world.
604
00:26:53,143 --> 00:26:55,143
They know your power,
you know your power
605
00:26:55,143 --> 00:26:56,743
and they have everything to lose
606
00:26:56,743 --> 00:26:59,503
and they will do any kind of dance
that you want them to.
607
00:27:01,263 --> 00:27:04,343
Personally, I'd love to see
that kind of power in your hands.
608
00:27:04,343 --> 00:27:06,463
So, come with me.
609
00:27:06,463 --> 00:27:09,823
Let's take Fritz & Randell
in a different direction, hey?
610
00:27:09,823 --> 00:27:12,663
You'll be in charge.
No more yacht parties ever again.
611
00:27:12,663 --> 00:27:14,143
So...
612
00:27:18,223 --> 00:27:19,343
What do we think, ladies?
613
00:27:21,983 --> 00:27:23,703
Signy, signy?
614
00:27:27,223 --> 00:27:28,983
Or should I go and talk to Ian?
615
00:27:45,703 --> 00:27:47,423
(SOBBING)
616
00:28:27,983 --> 00:28:30,343
(PHONE VIBRATES)
It's Tatiana.
617
00:28:30,343 --> 00:28:32,183
Finally, tell her
she has to come tonight.
618
00:28:32,183 --> 00:28:33,703
Oh, sorry I have to take this.
Of course.
619
00:28:35,783 --> 00:28:38,023
What's going on?
Tatiana, where are you?
620
00:28:38,023 --> 00:28:40,983
If you leave now you can still make
it 'cause Bundy's just left.
621
00:28:40,983 --> 00:28:45,463
Wait. Wait...
just, just stop, just slow.
622
00:28:50,303 --> 00:28:51,863
He did what?
623
00:29:18,663 --> 00:29:21,983
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624
00:29:21,983 --> 00:29:25,303
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625
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