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I'm a baby.
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Still at large.
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The fugitive is known to be a...
Cloudy with a 30% chance... White male.
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I'm thinking, God, 180
pounds, something like that.
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He had a buckle, a very large...
Various body parts in his wake.
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Please...
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I knew you were coming, I'd have
baked a cake. Baked a cake, baked a cake.
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If I knew you were
coming, I'd have baked a
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cake. Hot you do, hot you do, hot you do.
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Had you dropped me a letter, I'd have
hired a band. Brandest band in the land.
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¶¶ It really doesn't matter.
Grab a chair and fill your platter.
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Dig, dig, dig right in.
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If I knew you were coming, I'd
bake the cake. Hire to band.
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Goodness sake. If I knew
you were coming, I'd bake
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the cake. Hot you do,
hot you do, hot you do.
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So, Dad, what do you got
working out in the backyard there?
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Well, I thought I'd
get some sod back there.
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Since the two of you are out of the
house, I can get some green a-growing.
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We used to tear up that
backyard pretty well, didn't we?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Remember how I used to tell you if you
ever thought you could take me, let me know?
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Yeah, I remember that. Yeah,
you used to say that a lot.
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Yeah.
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What do you think?
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About? I mean, I really
don't think about it.
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I thought about it in
years, Dad. Sure, sure, sure.
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Yeah.
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Well, you're thinking about
it now? I mean, could you?
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And since you mentioned it, I
don't know. We're grown adults.
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You have aged considerably.
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I imagine if we were
properly motivated, yeah.
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All right, let's go. Who wants a
piece of pie with you little bastards?
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Let's go right now. No witnesses.
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Let's go. What is happening?
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Get back in the kitchen. Nothing is here.
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Let's go, all right! Who's a
man, all right? Who's a man?
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You better start praying to
your God, because you're mine now.
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I want that college money.
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You owe me college money. I can't pray.
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Old man!
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Over here!
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Oh, you want to open up
that sesame seal? You want
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a piece of papi? Let's
go! What is going on?
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Where are we done? Get in the
kitchen! Don't you look at me!
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Don't you look at me! You want some?
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Hey, you're insane. We didn't do
anything. Leave us alone. Dad, it's over, okay?
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It's over. We give. It's
over, all right? Nothing's over.
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Nothing.
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Come on. Come on.
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Wiping your nose.
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Changing the tubes on
your dialysis machine.
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Yeah, xylophone. I don't want the
Jews harp. I want the xylophone.
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I can't afford a xylophone.
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Oh, yeah, I can hurt
Steph's foot upon my ass.
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Pinewood Derby.
Father, son, big neck. PDA.
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PDA. Oh, yeah, and you. Oh, yeah,
I gotta get a tough spoon frog.
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Oh, yeah.
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Then I gotta turn around
and tell you that it's hell.
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Oh!
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Ah! Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Are you all right?
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You boys go.
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Come on, get out of here. Go on, go.
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Unbelievable PTA.
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Come on.
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No, Colonel, like I told
you before, the experiment
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is going fine. We're at midpoint.
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Why don't you believe me?
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Yes, I'll call you back. Thank you.
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Well, private admins, how are we?
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Well, I feel like I'm completely
recovered. I see. My leg feels great.
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I'd like to get back to
the States now if I could.
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We're going to get you
home as soon as possible,
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but first I thought we might revisit
our little conversation on combat.
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Well, I felt it.
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We're all in awe of this farce.
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Combat is an enjoyable
venture. Can I take part in
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it, please? Yes, you may.
I am one happy soldier.
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I love combat so much. Monkey,
monkey, monkey. Monkey. Monkey.
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Private Edmonds, why don't you give
me your opinions on combat? Well...
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It's very frightening. Yes.
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I felt that there was a...
I'm enthusiastic about combat.
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Combat, I love you. Combat is my
father, my priest, and my girl back home.
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I can't get enough of combat.
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Combat is everything... Hey, monkey.
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Hey, monkey. Hey, monkey. Hold that
thought, Private. I'll be right back.
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Can I help you, Agnes?
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Just powder in my face, Doctor. Can't a
woman powder her neck without an uproar?
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I'm sorry, Private.
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Where were we? Oh, yeah,
yes, I think I remember.
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Combat, I want you. Combat, I need
you. Combat, I love you. You like combat?
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I love it, yes, I do. Can't get
enough. Don't mean to sound selfish,
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but I want all the combat
for me. I just love combat.
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If combat wasn't... That's a monkey.
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That's a monkey. That's a monkey.
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That's a monkey.
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That's a monkey.
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Colonel, yes, I told you.
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The military zombification program
is moving along briskly. Yes, it is.
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Did I mention how much I love combat?
Combat, I'd like to take you out for dinner.
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Just the two of us. Alone, together.
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I'd like to skimmy off those
pants. Yes, Colonel. I see. Yes, well,
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let me assemble the data, and
I'll call you back, all right?
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I'll call you back, yes.
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Private Edmonds, I shall
return shortly. Monkey.
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Mr. Edmonds, Mr. Edmonds, I gotta get you
out of here. I know what they're up to.
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They're not up to anything.
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Yes, they are. Don't you see? You
ain't never gonna get out of here.
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You're part of our big secret test.
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Now, come on. Shh.
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Well, well, well, what do we have here?
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Sit down, Private Edmunds.
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Agnes, I thought I warned you not to
meddle in Private Edmunds' recovery.
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I know what's going on in here.
Really? Well, there's nothing going on here.
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I know exactly what's going on, and
I'm going to tell everybody about it.
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Really?
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And what do you perceive to be going on?
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I know Mr. Edmonds here is part of
a big secret government experiment.
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I've got it all right
here. I've been watching you,
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and it's all right here in my hand.
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I haven't told anybody yet,
but it's all right here. Really?
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You haven't mentioned this to anybody?
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No, ain't you been
listening? I haven't told anybody,
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but I'm going to tell everybody about
what you've been doing. Mr. Edmund's here,
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and all the other soldiers
are marched through here,
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so let me be so I can go tell everybody.
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Tell me, tell me, Agnes, does
your family expect you home?
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Nobody's expecting
nothing from me. I'm all...
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No one would notice if I
dropped off the face of the earth.
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I don't even have any fingerprints, look.
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No relatives, nothing.
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No one even remembers ever
meeting me. But that's gonna change,
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because I'm gonna walk out that door,
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done those eight flights of rickety old
stuff. You go upstairs and tell everyone!
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And there's nothing you
can do about it, doctor!
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No, there's nothing I can do. No, right.
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On your way there.
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Private Edmonds, it seems that Agnes
has met with an unfortunate accident.
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That was an accident? Yes, it was,
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and I want you to disregard any of the
babblings you heard her babbling about.
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I'd like to go home now. I
don't think that's a good idea.
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I insist that we continue with that.
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I'm going to add you pushing me down on
me. That's a staff to my little book.
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And I'm going to tell everybody about
that, too. And if you think I'm not, no, no!
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Certainly is a clumsy day for Agnes, isn't
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it? You pushed her. I
did not. You did too.
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Did not. Did too. I don't know why you
would say that, Private. I like Agnes.
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Agnes is an enjoyable venture.
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I am enthusiastic about Agnes.
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You like Agnes.
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Yes. You're happy to give me another book.
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Put all the information on the Q&A.
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I never need a
staircase to do a man's job.
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I'm going to run it all down
and tell everybody about it.
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Leave her alone. Private. Private
Edmonds, I need you to give me the gun.
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Come, but I love you. Come, but I
need you. Come, but, come, but, come,
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but I want you. Come, but I need you.
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Come, but I guess I'll have
you, baby. Come, but, come, but...
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I know what you mean. It's just kind of
hard to swallow this late in the afternoon.
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Where's my formaldehyde?
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I had it in that shampoo
bottle, and I can't find it anywhere.
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And while we're at it,
where's my toupee tape?
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If you want me to mummify that ferret,
I'm going to need my supplies, Amber.
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Hold on a second, can you?
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Great.
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Is it too much to ask
for a little privacy? Yes.
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First you asked me to
finish your science project,
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then you asked me to cook up a block of
fudge, and now you're asking for privacy?
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Oh, princess, I just got
a message from the king.
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Get your bony ass off
the telephone, now, today.
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Yeah, she's got a problem
right now. My roommate does.
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Oh, I got a problem, all right. My
problem is that I don't have a roommate.
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A roommate helps and chips in, helps pay
the bills. What I got is a big old leech,
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and right now she's
sucking on the telephone.
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Get off it, Amber, now, today.
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This is about homework, all right? I'm
talking about my education right now.
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So why don't you use the phone down at
the donut hall? That's your scene, not mine.
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Hurry up. Let's get going.
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I need to use the phone. Okay.
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Your body, my body.
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I know what you're saying.
A book by and for women.
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Uh-huh.
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Homework, huh?
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Yeah.
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I like having something small
on my anus during lovemaking.
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Oh, what's that, your
geography lesson? Mom! No!
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If Pepper has her period on
the 4th and wishes to make
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love on the 5th with two
lovers in their mid-40s...
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Oh, look, we got the math.
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Terrific. This is classy, Amber.
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I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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She will not talk to you tomorrow. I'll
sew her lips tighter than banjo strings,
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faggot, giving her this book.
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Nobody gave me that book.
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I got it on my own. Yeah, who
sold this to you? Was it Julian,
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Donna the Tough Kid Fox? Is
that who gave this to you?
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That store is for adults, not for
you. I'm going to give him a call.
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I just got it at a
bookstore. It's not what you think.
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Anything, a brush handle, the tip of
a cane, a cigar. Oh, this is class.
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A cigar in its casing. Pleasure
awaits where you least expect it.
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Trash, garbage. I wouldn't
use this for paper mache.
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It's a book about changing bodies. Oh,
yeah, they'll change all right, our bodies.
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Run and bring me a hairbrush. I'll
change the texture on your cocky little butt.
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That's what I'll do.
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It's not what you think.
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I'm changing. Ha!
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Hmm?
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Jesus, go get me some tongs and boil
a pan of hot water. I'm not pregnant.
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Do you like girls?
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Hmm? Go get the ice pick
and four bottles of tequila.
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I'm going to give you a frontal lobotomy,
young lady. You'll thank me for it later.
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And hurry up before you
get your eyelids pierced.
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I'm not doing anything with anyone.
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I just want to understand
my body and relationships.
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I want to have the
information so that I won't make any
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mistakes that I'll regret
for the rest of my life.
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Is that all?
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Of course it is.
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Geez, I feel so small, so
tiny, like me, a little flea.
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Geez, you know, if I had a book
like this when I was your age,
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I probably would be
living with a roommate.
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Geez, naive young girl on her own.
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I'd probably be carefree, no
responsibilities, no obligations.
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No having to mummify a ferret or having
to whip up a batch of my famous fudge block.
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Oh, it's so fabulous.
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It's the whole acorns that makes it so
special. Yeah, that's the way I do it. Class.
229
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Maybe while I mine the chocolate,
230
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I'll eat through this book a
little and take a look-see.
231
00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:04,669
I love you, Amber.
232
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I love you too, Mom.
233
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Yeah, that's good.
234
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With old Lam.
235
00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:18,649
Hey, Georgie.
236
00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:20,850
I'll meet you by the shed.
237
00:15:21,899 --> 00:15:23,320
No, no problem.
238
00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:28,429
She'll be busy for hours. For days.
239
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:42,330
Anybody home?
240
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:43,809
Down in the basement.
241
00:15:48,049 --> 00:15:48,289
Hi.
242
00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:49,710
Hi, honey.
243
00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:53,779
Well, I'm going to go feed the cat,
and then we can watch some TV. Okay.
244
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:56,299
Hi, Mr. Friegel.
245
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:57,980
Hi, Rod.
246
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,299
Well...
247
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:02,830
Did you get any?
248
00:16:06,649 --> 00:16:07,350
Excuse me?
249
00:16:09,289 --> 00:16:09,649
Tonight.
250
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:10,940
Did you get any?
251
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:13,320
No.
252
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,080
No?
253
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:16,779
No.
254
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,419
I mean, we've been going
out for a long time, but...
255
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,690
I don't know, maybe I'm
doing something wrong.
256
00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:24,740
Oh, what's your approach?
257
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,279
Here, pretend I'm her.
258
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:36,610
I don't know.
259
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:38,230
Give it some time.
260
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,460
How much longer?
261
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,340
Hold still.
262
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,399
My lips are chapping.
263
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,269
Focus! I want to see.
264
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,259
I couldn't find the cat, so
I dressed like a scarecrow.
265
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:02,519
You ready?
266
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,009
Have a great time.
267
00:17:05,029 --> 00:17:09,160
I'm thirsty.
268
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:10,539
We're almost done.
269
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:22,259
Down in the basement!
270
00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:31,730
Hi, honey.
271
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:36,069
Well, I'm gonna go feed the cat,
and then we can watch some TV.
272
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,130
Okay.
273
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:39,829
Hi, Mr. Ambidextrous.
274
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:42,089
How's it going, Shaft?
275
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,740
So, did you get any?
276
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,359
Excuse me?
277
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:53,740
Tonight. Did you get any?
278
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:55,400
No.
279
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:56,680
No?
280
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,069
No. We've been going
out for a while, but...
281
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,369
Maybe I'm doing something wrong.
282
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,299
What's your approach?
283
00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:06,039
Pretend I'm her.
284
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:15,109
I don't know.
285
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:16,529
Give it some time.
286
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:21,599
How much longer?
287
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:22,720
Hold still.
288
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,630
My lips are chafing.
289
00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:26,150
Focus!
290
00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:28,890
I want to see.
291
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,569
I couldn't find the cat, so
I dressed like a scarecrow.
292
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:37,579
Are you ready?
293
00:18:39,009 --> 00:18:40,599
Have a good time. I'm thirsty.
294
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,019
Down in the basement.
295
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:17,299
Hi, honey.
296
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,740
Well, I'm going to go feed the
cat, and then we can watch some TV.
297
00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:21,640
Okay.
298
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:31,970
Hi, Mr. Refrigerator Coolant.
Hey, plug boy. So, did you get any?
299
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:34,480
Excuse me?
300
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:36,640
What about tonight?
301
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,599
Did you get any? No.
302
00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:39,440
No?
303
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:40,559
No.
304
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,410
We've been going out for a while,
but maybe I'm doing something wrong.
305
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:47,650
What's your approach?
306
00:19:48,309 --> 00:19:48,890
Pretend I'm her.
307
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:07,559
I don't know.
308
00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:10,519
Give it some time.
309
00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:14,559
How much longer?
310
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:15,130
Hold still.
311
00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:17,809
My lips are chapping.
312
00:20:17,829 --> 00:20:18,329
Focus!
313
00:20:20,109 --> 00:20:20,849
I want to see.
314
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,950
I couldn't find the cat, so
I dressed like a scarecrow.
315
00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:29,839
You ready? Yeah.
316
00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:31,400
Have a good time.
317
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:34,839
I'm thirsty.
318
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:36,119
We're almost done.
319
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,029
Down in the basement.
320
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:14,710
With Dad's inheritance, we can build a
whole children's complex all over here.
321
00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:16,500
Over there and over there.
322
00:21:16,539 --> 00:21:17,900
Yeah, wheelchair access field there?
323
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:19,180
You better believe it thanks to you.
324
00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:22,759
No, you're the
generous one. No, your idea.
325
00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:24,859
No, it's you, you, you,
you, you. No, it really
326
00:21:24,859 --> 00:21:27,339
was you. It's you! I believe it was you!
327
00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:28,000
Yeah, come on!
328
00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:29,920
Son of a bitch, I wish you
were... Get out of here!
329
00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:35,049
Come on.
330
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,130
Oh, yeah.
331
00:21:36,309 --> 00:21:39,650
Daniel, he's liking that.
I love you. I love you.
332
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:53,359
Bake the cake, if I knew you were
coming, I'd bake the cake. Hot you do,
333
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:59,500
hot you do, hot you do. Can't you
drop me a letter, I'd hire the band.
334
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,759
Grandest band in the land.
335
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,720
Drop me a letter, I'd hire the band.
336
00:22:15,569 --> 00:22:20,400
But it really doesn't matter. Grab a
chair and fill your platter. Dig, dig,
337
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:25,250
dig right in. If I knew you were
coming, I'd have baked a cake.
338
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,990
Hired a band.
339
00:22:27,569 --> 00:22:33,839
Goodness sake, if I knew...
Where you going with my baby, baby?25194
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