All language subtitles for Exit 57 S02E03 Show 9

I'm a baby.

Still at large.

The fugitive is known to be
a... Cloudy with a 30% chance.

Wide male. I'm thinking, God,
180 pounds, something like that.

He had a buckle. Various
body parts in his wake.

Please...

If I knew you were coming, I'd bake
the cake, bake the cake, bake the cake.

If I knew you were coming, I'd bake the
cake, hotchadoo, hotchadoo, hotchadoo.

Had you dropped me a letter, I'd have
hired a band, the grandest band in the land.

Drop me a ladder, I'd hire the band.

It really doesn't matter. Grab a chair and

fill your platter. Dig, dig, dig right in.

If I knew you were coming, I'd
bake the cake. Higher to bed.

Goodness sake. If I knew
you were coming, I'd bake

the cake. Hot you do,
hot you do, hot you do.

We're going frog-gigging!

What's frog-gigging? Well, first you get
yourself a flashlight and a frog-gigger!

What's a frog-gigger?

It's what you gig frogs with, silly.
Then you go to a pond with lots of frogs.

It's better to go at nighttime.

Yeah? Yeah! Then you take a
flashlight and you shine it in its eyes.

Makes it stand still like it's frozen.

Then you take a gigger and you
stab him right between the eyeballs.

Then you go home and prop some frog
legs. Well, you like frog legs, don't you?

Why did Dad have to die?
Jesus, now listen to me. Hey,

you know what happens if you get a toad?

Why did Dad have to die?
It was an accident. Now,

the difference between a
frog and a toad is this. Why?

Only Jesus knows about
Dad. Jesus knows everything.

Uh, well, actually, I don't know
everything, but I do know about your father,

and God decided it was time.

But he was my dad.

And you were his daughters.

Actually, I'm just a friend. Hey!

Hey!

Hey, what's the best thing to use? A
three-prong or a five-prong? Five-prong.

Why did God decide to take him so soon?

I didn't do it. It was fate.

Yes, Fate, you see, there's some things
I can't even determine the outcome of.

Yeah, like what's the best way to get
that frog off the gig once you got out there?

No, no, no, no, no, I know that.

Underneath the footing.

Ask your father.

Just know it was Fate. Fate.

Hey, Fate, we're going frog digging.

Fate?

All I know is my daddy's gone. If
fate did it, then I don't like fate.

Don't hate me, child. Yeah, don't hate
me. Yes, don't. Yes, I'm not to be hated.

I'm not to be loved. I'm only to be
random, mysterious, and whimsical.

Neither here nor there, but
everywhere and all at once,

without a care in the
world or more as to why.

For why is why, and I just am, or am I?

I'm not sure.

Hey, Thight, are we gonna
give you some frogs tonight?

I don't know.

Then you take a flashlight, and
you shine it right in his eyeballs.

I still don't understand.

Jesus tricked him, God held him down,

and fate hit him upside the head
with a shovel, all right? Really?

Come on now, silly, I'm just
pulling your leg. Come on now,

we're going frog digging.

I know you're looking at me.

Good, because I'm watching you. Good.

I want to know where all the
divider bars are for the checkout lanes.

Beats me. I got plenty.
Yeah. That's the problem.

The rest of us don't know where one
customer's order ends and the next one begins,

and we end up having to do a lot of voids.

I got the express lane.

I do high volume.

I know you're pointing
that aside. Why don't

you just read it? You're pointing at it.

There's no I in team.
There's no you in team.

You should know you're under
investigation. I'm investigating you.

Are you gonna talk through the whole
break? I've been watching you since day one,

man. I gotta find you this thick.

What's this?

What's that?

That's right, it's a blue vest.

And I know all about the divider bars.

Good for you.

What's the price for artichokes?

I don't know. Do a price check. You're
supposed to know the three-digit PLU.

I have a lot of friends
who are narcotics agents.

Bring them by.

This fruit rod's
supposed to be up in produce.

I hope you know you're exhibiting
the seven major signs of a doper.

Increased appetite.

Failure to respect authority.
Failure to respect the blue vest.

Okay, look it.

Your attitude will
determine your altitude. Okay?

You want a chip?

Are you loaded?

Come on, have a chip.

Are you loaded on the pot?

Come on, have a chip. Is
that why you wear shades?

Because you're loaded on the hashish?

Come on, chip.

I don't want a chip.

Have a chip, then we'll talk about it.

All right, all I'm saying
is that those who try, rise.

And until you
understand that, there's no way

that you're gonna...
These chips are stolen.

That's it, then.
You're fired. Mr. Brabham?

You're fired. How am I fired? Mr. Brabham?

Eating stolen chips. You stole
those chips. You stole the chips.

Mr. Brabham?

Chip thief.

You are so hopped up on
screamers. Mr. Brabham?

I've been waiting for this for a
long time, my man. Hey, Lawton.

You want some pot?

Oh, yeah, so I can get
sucked into your underworld

of paranoia and madness?
How about a hit of acid?

You'd love to see me
freak out, think I was a bee,

and try to force myself
through a keyhole, wouldn't you?

What do you say, fellas?

Hey.

Shouldn't somebody be up on 7?

Yeah, I'm just finishing up.

I'm going up there right now.

Good man, Troy.

Mr. Brown, Troy was
just eating stolen chips.

No, I wasn't. I don't even have
any chips. Well, that's the bag.

That's the wrapper right there.

That's my wrapper. Well, I
don't care whose wrapper it is.

I'm just, uh...

Wondering why there's a dirty break
room on Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Who's in charge of your break room?

Lawton. Lawton, is that true?

Yes, sir, but I was just
investigating Troy. Well,

I'm investigating why there's a
dirty break room on Mud, Wed, Fry.

And why is there a fruit rod down here
when it's supposed to be up in produce?

He was using it to poke
through my locker. Is that true?

You poking through his locker?

Well, in the course of my
investigation... Rule number seven,

respect fellow employees' property.

Or don't go poking through his locker.

Let's have the last.

But this is my leadership vest. Rule four.

Don't talk back to management.

I earned this vest. Rule
four. You gave me this vest.

Rule four.

Four.

Four.

Leaders are like eagles.

You're not an eagle. You're a parrot.

Let's have his vest.

Slip that on, Troy.

How's it feel, Troy? Looks great.

Like an eagle.

All right, Walton.

Let's clean this place up.

You got time to lean,
you got time to clean.

I'm watching you.

Call one of our specialists at
Longview. They're there to help.

Thanks, ma'am.

Lua!

Lua, is that you? Jennifer!

Hi. Hey, Carrie. You scared me.

You're home early.

You seem awfully tense. What gives?

I'm going out with
that guy Lennox tonight.

Oh, that's right. Your blind date.

I'd be nervous, too.

How long has it been
since you've had a date?

Almost a year.

Tell you what.

Why don't you wear my
new Beth Cahill dress?

Sure, it's huge on me.
It'll fit you perfect.

No, I couldn't. If anything ever
happened to it, I'd feel awful.

And I'd feel awful if you didn't wear it.

God, it's perfect.

This daiquiri is so good.

It tastes just like the ones we
had at the beach. Here, try some.

Jen. What?

I don't drink, remember?
Oh, my God, I completely

forgot. I feel so stupid. I'm sorry.

That's okay.

Well, you have to admit, they
were great daiquiris, weren't they?

Yeah, they were.

Here, take a drink.

I know something's missing. I don't
know, I remember them being a lot sweeter.

Here, try some and tell me
what's missing. Jen, I can't.

Come on, just try it and
tell me what's missing. I mean,

it's practically all fruit. Your
mouthwash has more alcohol in it. Jen, cut it out.

Don't push it, okay?

I've been sober a year, and
I work really hard at it.

It just seems to me like we're not
friends anymore, like we're just roommates.

Like all you want from me is
a rent check or someone to

go to the laundromat with
you or help pay the utilities.

I thought we were friends.

I am your friend. Yeah, right, whatever.

I guess I'll just go throw
my paycheck down the drain.

Jen. What?

I mean, you've already proved that you
cannot have a drink for a whole year.

I mean, come on, that's something, right?

One sip's not going to do anything. Look.

I took a sip and nothing happened to me.

You're not an alcoholic.

And neither are you. Let me
tell you something, Carrie.

It's tacky to go to a restaurant and
not order a bottle of wine or a cocktail.

What are you going to
order, a Shirley Temple?

Yeah, right.

Jen, please.

I'm just being honest.

I miss you, Carrie.

I miss the way you used to be.

I guess one sip isn't gonna kill me.

See, I can't have just one drink. And
you were worried. It's really crazy.

I'm a loser I'm a loser I'm
a loser You must be Lennox.

Yes.

Carrie?

Yeah, Carrie.

Let me get my purse.

Oh, never mind my roommate.

She's a drinker.

I understand that, sir. And I'll
have this report on your desk.

Give me five minutes, and it's there.

Hey!

How you doing?

Good. Say, can I ask you something?

You know what? I'm really
busy. I just got to do a report.

Yeah, well, you know, I just
thought that I could ask you something

if I just wanted to ask
you something real quick.

You know what? I'm really
busy. I'm sort of new, you know.

I'm new here, and I
don't know many people,

and I thought maybe I could ask
you a question if it was all right.

Sure, you know, I'm really in a
hurry, but if you hurry, that's fine.

Well, the other night I went out
with this woman, and we went to a bar,

and I got kind of drunk, and we
went back to her place, and well,

we sort of slept together, sort of.

Sort of?

Yeah, well, and I think I might
have contracted some sort of disease.

You just ought to go see a doctor.
Go see a doctor. Oh, no, I couldn't.

I'm afraid of finding out.

What do you want from me?

Well, I thought that maybe I
could explain my symptoms,

and then you could tell me what
you think. Hey, man, not a doctor.

I'm running late.

I know, but you've been around, and
maybe I'm getting all upset for nothing.

I don't think so. I don't
think it's a good idea. No.

Sorry. All right.

It's itchy.

It's rashy here, here. It's oddly
red. You know what? It's puffy.

Yeah, sure.

Sounds like jock itch.

I think that's what it is.

Sorry, I'm busy. Have you
had jock itch before? Yeah.

So you know what it looks like? Yeah.

So you could identify
it. I don't think so.

Man, I just, I'm so paralyzed
with fear, I could barely function.

If only I knew it was something not
to be worried about, like, you know,

you could identify it and
everything, and God, I'm so scared.

What are you looking at?

I'm going to check out
your rash. Let's go.

I don't have a rash.

I wasn't with any woman.

I just wanted to see how easy it
would be to get you to look at my crony.

And it was pretty easy. What?

Is this a joke? Are you kidding me?

Hi, you like the crony? What
flavor do you like? Hey, man,

I'm trying to help you
out. You told me to look.

Hey, I didn't tell you to look. Yes, you
did. I just suggested I had a problem.

Next thing I know, you're
diving in like a badger down a hole.

I hope you're kidding me,
man. I hope this is a joke.

No, I hope this is a
joke. This better be a joke.

Yeah.

Joke.

I don't get it. I don't see what's so
funny. I got a guy burning my butt,

and I'm trying to do a
paper, and I'm late already.

And then let's play a
little joke with the crotch.

You're right.

It's not funny. I don't know what I
was thinking. I'm sorry. I'm new here,

and I thought that I
just wanted to be friends,

and I didn't know how to go about it.

I thought that a good joke would break
the ice. How about going and getting a beer?

That's a good idea.

Look, I'm sorry. I'm always, God, doing
inappropriate behavior. I'm such a stupid,

stupid new guy. God, I'm sorry.

No, it's not that.

I mean... Look, the bottom line is that...

I think I learned
something because the bottom

line is when you thought I had a problem,

you know, pretty much a stranger,
you were willing to help me out.

I appreciate that. Hey, look, I'm sure
you'd do the same thing, okay? Well,

I just want you to know
that I won't forget this.

I know that sounds cliche, but
I truly will remember this day.

No, it's no big trick. It's just that I
got a lot of work to do, and I shouldn't,

you know, I'm sorry, you know.

The truth is, I really do
have a problem with my crony.

I was just saying it was a joke
because I'm embarrassed about my condition.

But the whole cronal area is inflamed.

So you really think you got
something the other night?

Yeah, I don't know what it is.

I mean, now I'm like desperately
holding on to the notion that it's jock itch,

you know, because you said that.

I've been there, man.

Between my problem and alienating you,
I'm about ready to collapse. No, no, no,

you didn't alienate
me. It happens. Come on.

Let's take a look.

Can't get enough of my
crony, can you? Oh, man,

you're sick. This is no joke. You're sick?

You're sick, you know that? I
having trouble making eye contact?

No, I'm not. Does this help? Huh? Hey!

Hey, you got a problem, pal.

Hey, I'm gonna tell everybody that you
were looking at my crony. Yeah, go do it.

Hey, everybody! He was
looking at my crony!

I like to ride them.

Horses are fun to watch and stroll.

I like to get along.

If I knew you were coming, I'd have
baked the cake. Hot you do, hot you do,

hot you do. Had you dropped me a
letter, I'd have hired a band.

Grandest band in the land.

Drop me a letter, I'd have hired a band.

Really doesn't matter, grab a chair
and fill your platter, and dig, dig,

dig right in. If I knew you were
coming, I'd have baked a cake, hired a band,

goodness sake. If I
knew you were coming, I'd

have baked a cake, hotcha doo, hotcha doo.

You're going with my baby, baby.