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Yeah, yeah.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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¶¶ It really doesn't matter. Grab a
chair and fill your platter. Dig, dig,
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dig right in. If I knew you
were coming, I'd bake the cake.
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Hire the band.
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Goodness sake. If I knew
you were coming, I'd bake
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the cake. Hot you do,
hot you do, hot you do.
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Does that make sense, Randy?
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Now, we hope you don't think
we're being too unreasonable.
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No, I've taken into
consideration the things that you said,
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and I agree that I was
wrong and you're right.
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If I want to be treated like an adult,
I have to start acting like an adult,
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more mature. I think I've
learned a valuable lesson,
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and if you should decide to punish me,
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then I'll honor that decision because
you're my parents and I respect and love you.
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We're very, very proud of you.
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I think our little girl, our
little lady, is growing up.
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Oh, Dad.
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Oh, Randy.
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Oh, Mom.
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But we're still gonna have to
ground you for three weeks.
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You bitch! After everything I just said?
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Don't you want me to learn?
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If you think for one minute I'm
gonna stay in this filthy, tacky,
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rancid-smelling ranch home,
you've got another thing coming.
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The two of you are talking out your
ass. You always have, always will, always.
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Oh, I loathe you. Each
cell of my body quivers with
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rage at the thought of
your vile existence.
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Oh, I pray to the heavens and soar
above that each of you will endure the...
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Painful and wretched, horrors
of torture you well deserve.
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Oh, I wait for the day that I dance
and laugh and scream and... Hallelujah.
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In celebration of that glorious moment of
your demise. And then, upon your grave,
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I will spit and puke and
gag and choke and stomp
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and piss and stamp and
jump and curse and rant.
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And scream against all that you stand for.
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Foul, foul, foul parents. More words.
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I need more words to describe the
complete and saturated disdain I hold.
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There's something terribly
wrong at the salmon farm.
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What is it, honey?
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I'm not entirely sure.
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Damn.
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Salmon.
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The one fish everyone
knows at least by taste.
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Millions of cans of its firm
pink flesh sold every year.
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Salmon. Cooked so it can be
eaten right out of the can.
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Mavis.
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I heard there was some
trouble down at the salmon farm.
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Yes.
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Why this?
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Why now? Why salmon?
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Salmon!
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I thought I'd gathered up some of
the boys and head on over to the farm.
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Hurry, there's no time to lose.
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Oh, and Mavis.
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Yes, Harry?
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Salmon.
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I know, Herod.
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Don't worry, honey.
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Everything is going to be fine. The
salmon are going to be fine, I tell you.
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I heard there was some
trouble over at the salmon farm,
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so I rushed on over to see if
there was anything I could do.
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Thank you, Monty. I got Mavis and
the boys on their way over there now.
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You know what's funny? What?
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Everyone seems to refer to
salmon as, that's one fish salmon.
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But there are many
different types of salmon.
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Chinook, sockeye, coho, chum.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Yeah.
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You have a little
trouble with your salmon farm.
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To read.
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Yeah, an awful lot of
responsibility running a salmon farm.
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Salmon!
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You know, maybe it's time
that you just hand the reins
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over to someone who
isn't so prone to disaster.
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I suppose you're
talking about yourself. Well,
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you will never take control of
my husband's salmon farm. Never!
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Well, the question is,
will your husband ever
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take control of your
husband's salmon farm?
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Care for a trout stick?
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No, thank you.
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I try to avoid fish that
doesn't lend itself to canning.
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Well, you say that now, but once word
gets out about to go with this salmon farm,
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people are going to be clamming for trout.
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All right, Tureen, that's enough.
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What did you come here for? Oh,
that's Captain Tureen to you.
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One thing, I'm willing to buy this
salmon farm off your hands for a price.
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I think not.
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Well, you got 24 hours to
get them salmon under control.
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I will see you are shut down and your
unruly salmon are tall-eyed, feathered,
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and run out of town on a rail. You ever
seen a salmon run out of town on a rail?
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Not pretty.
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But how will people get their salmon? Oh,
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they gonna get plenty of
salmon in the form of trout.
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Harrod.
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Mavis. Harrod.
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Mavis.
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Harrod. The salmon.
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I'm sorry, Harrod.
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We're just not used to
this kind of salmon trouble.
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What are we going to do?
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I need time to think.
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Harrod.
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I've been thinking, these salmon are
just more trouble than they're worth.
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What are you saying?
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I'm just saying that trout's
making a lot of sense these days.
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What are you saying?
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I'm just saying that I think you
should consider Captain Toreen's offer.
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I told you.
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What do you say? Hey, smart boy.
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Tell me, Mavis.
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How is it that you're aware
of Captain Tureen's offer?
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Well, it just goes to figure.
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Well, it seems that somebody has lined
your pockets with trout. No, Harold.
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Well, I think it's a
good time for me to go.
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Not so fast, Tureen.
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You see, you and your
ilk will continue to live
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and spawn on the muddy
banks of some stagnant
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pond while I will always
fight the rushing tide and
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lay my eggs on the clean
rocks, then rot and die.
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Harriet...
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It was Toreen.
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Toreen caused all the trouble.
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Now I'm interested.
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Take care of the salmon. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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If salmon farming were
easy, we'd all do it.
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Salmon.
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Salmon.
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Salmon.
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See you through, Warner.
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Right you are. Well, if I'd known
someone like you was delivering water,
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I would have ordered a long time ago.
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And I'd have been here a long time ago.
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Come on in, stranger.
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Where do you want this?
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Down.
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Well, down where?
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Just down, baby. It's
always better going down.
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All right.
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Can I get you a cooler?
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Well, I am awful hot.
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Yes, you are hotter than a firecracker.
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Bang!
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Well, you must be baking a pie
because I smell something awful sweet.
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You quit. You are too
much. What do they call you?
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Oh, they call me Eddie,
but you can call me anytime.
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It's all right, anytime. I'm Ruth.
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Well, is that babe Ruth?
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You quit. You are too
much. I like you. You're fun.
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John is out of jail.
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I'm guilty.
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You quit!
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Is your daddy a thief?
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Nah, my daddy.
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Well then who stole them
stars and put them in your eyes?
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You are too much.
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You know, the sooner
you hook that thing up,
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the sooner you're going to have to leave.
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Well, I got all day
because I'm on the clock.
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Hey, I don't kiss and
tell what happens at night.
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I don't think you want to
know what happens at night.
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You keep drinking those
long necks and I might.
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Did you say you might or you might?
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Why, are you hungry?
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Well, it depends on the menu.
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It's great your own
platter, baby, all you can eat.
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Oh, I can eat an awful lot.
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Me too, I want a meal, not a snack.
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Well, you better save room for
dessert, because I got the dessert,
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and I know you got the cherry.
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I don't know if I need
another beer or cigarette.
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Baby, you're already smoking.
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You quit.
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I ain't just delivering
water. That's what I do.
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Is that what you do?
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That's what I do.
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What else do you do besides get
people all hot and bothered and walk away?
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Is it bothering you getting all hot?
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Not if I can cool down later.
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You quit.
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I haven't even started yet.
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Well, we know the horn works.
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Eddie, what took you so long? I was
supposed to be at Vaughn's over an hour ago.
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Baby, scoot over.
Don't make me flick a tip.
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Eddie, you said I could drive.
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You are driving. Me crazy with
all this horn honking. Oh, come on.
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But I'm supposed to help phone with
pickups for the Quad City paper drive.
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Won't you forget about
this paper drive, all right?
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Let's go home and work on
that love drive. You understand?
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No, Eddie.
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No, baby.
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I love you baby.
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I love you baby.
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That was the Lupin's
latest afro in a camel toe.
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Please let them die! Die! Die!
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Filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, nasty
parents. Spawns, spawns. Oh, father,
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give me to your lover,
Satan. Mother's cancerous womb.
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Why, oh. Oh, why was I born to these?
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I convulse with hatred!
I'm going to explode!
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I look at you and I turn to stone!
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Medusa! Medusa! My bowels! My bowels!
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Your face disgusts!
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Oh God, wretch, I disdain you.
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I revile you.
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I denounce you.
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Hate, hate is my name. As
I stand here, I hate you.
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Nice try on that one, Lick Rod.
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What'd you say?
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I said, way to miss
the shot, Senor Weenus.
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Why don't you get lost?
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Oh, hi, Trim.
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I'm just talking to Captain
Coxicle here, alias the Wad Boy.
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You know what? You're going to get your
ass kicked in about two seconds, all right?
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Well, Wipe, that seems a little extreme.
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Trim!
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Did you see that,
Trim? He just clocked me.
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That's because you're
an ass. He warned you.
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Oh, so I'm the rod. Is that it?
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Great, I think I see.
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Way to miss the shot, Reverend Shafe.
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Now I'm completely confused.
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One would think I'm the lick
stain, the cheese pod, the...
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All right, before any more hitting's
done, we got a little problem here.
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All right, now I'm just
thinking out loud, but
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you two think I'm the
wad, the lick, right?
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You two think that... You're an ass.
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Hypothetical situation.
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You two are playing pool
when the big stain walks off.
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Seriously, don't get back
up. You cannot be that stupid.
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Can you not learn?
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I want to learn.
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Teach me.
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Teach me who the stain is.
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Right, Trim?
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The wind seems to be blowing in my
direction, but you still seem wad-liked.
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Can we get out of here?
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Yeah, let's just go, all right?
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Wait, I get it.
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I think it's coming to me. I'm starting
to see. I'm the wad, right? I'm the lick.
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See, come back.
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Community calendar. March 5th,
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the Edgewood Elementary
will begin the finals
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of the Lakeview Tap Nine Ball Competition.
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All right, everyone.
I'm going to the lounge.
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The Teacher's Lounge. I'm a teacher.
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Haskell, you're in
charge of the film strip.
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Sarah, you don't have to
watch it for religious reasons.
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You're a Quaker.
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You go sit with a nurse.
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Haskell?
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Cobalt, Miracle Mineral. Copyright
1964, Scott Thurman and Company.
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Advance the filmstrip ahead one frame
whenever you hear... But not that... Just now.
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Wait until the next...
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That was it. Did you move the film strip?
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If not, do so now.
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Hi, kids.
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I'm Cobalt, but you can call me Kobe,
and I'm your guide to a world of wonder.
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Cobalt is a tough, silver-white
metallic element. The name is from the German,
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cobalt, meaning underground spirit.
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When mixed with aluminum or nickel to
create a substance called an alloy,
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cobalt strengthens that metal.
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It strengthens all of us.
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Cobalt can be used in a million ways.
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How many things in this picture do
you think were made with cobalt?
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Answer, everything but the
shining young beauties themselves.
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Cobalt is as malleable as
putty and as durable as steel.
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Meet Henry Faber, founder and
chairman of Cobalt Manufacturers of America.
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He's got a message for you kids.
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Damn Canadians have a
stranglehold on the industry.
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Those Canuck bastards are killing me.
Might as well stick a knife in my throat.
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But it's not just the Canadians' fault.
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They're just a pawn of those
who really wish to control cobalt
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and prevent the positive
effect it has on our lives.
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Who are they?
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I'll give you a hint. They also control
the banking and the diamond industry.
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You are falling under my
power. You are my slaves.
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These three men are wanted
for crimes against Cobalt.
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They are the enemy of all
freedom-loving people everywhere.
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We must find them and destroy them, kids.
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Because you know what would
happen to you kids without Cobalt?
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You'd probably be eaten by wolves.
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Yikes!
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This monster would tear
the flesh from your skull.
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But don't panic. There's plenty of cobalt
to go around as long as we stick together.
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This turn you on, boys?
You likey what you see?
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All you need's a little Cobalt, and
you'll be knee-deep in Susie. Ah, the good life.
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Cobalt makes it all possible.
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One final thought.
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He was just trying to do
the best job he could.
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Well, thanks for your undivided attention.
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Tell your teacher to
order our other film strip,
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The Wizard of Lead. Oh, goodbye, kids.
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Goodbye. Bye.
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Where is everybody?
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They left. It's midnight.
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It is?
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Yeah.
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What?
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Kiss me.
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But you're my teacher.
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Then get the hell out of
here, you bearded freak!
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Get out!
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Turn the light out!
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At least you can do something nice for me!
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I developed early.
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Get out!
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Oh, man.
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Bake the cake, bake the cake, bake
the cake. If I knew you were coming,
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I'd bake the cake. Hot you
do, hot you do, hot you do.
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Had you dropped me a letter, I'd have
hired a band. Brandest band in the land.
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Drop me a letter, I'd hire the band
and spread the welcome back for you. Oh,
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I don't know where you came from,
cause I don't know where you've been.
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But it really doesn't
matter, grab a chair and
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fill your platter, and
dig, dig, dig right in.
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If I knew you were
coming, I'd have baked a cake.
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Hired a band.
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Goodness sake! If I knew
you were coming, I'd have
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baked a cake.
Hutchadoo, Hutchadoo, Hutchadoo.
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