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My name is Marshall Teller.
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I knew my new hometown
was going to be different
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from where I grew up
in New Jersey,
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but this is ridiculous.
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Nobody believes me,
But, Eerie, Indiana
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is the center of weirdness
for the entire planet.
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[CAWING]
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Item, Elvis lives
on my paper route.
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Thank you, little paper boy.
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Item, Bigfoot eats
out of my trash.
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Item, Even man's best friend
is weird.
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Still don't believe me?
You will.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CROW CAWING]
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MARSHALL: Back in Jersey,
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the Pit Bull Surfers
were real popular
with all the metal-heads.
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I like 'em 'cause
they're so dumb.
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Well, one day
they finally hit Eerie.
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Unfortunately they hit
my friend
Tod McNulty the hardest.
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His family lost their farm
about a year ago and his dad
was still out of work.
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Hey man, check out these guys.
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Eardrum Lobotomy
is mega funny.
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I thought a little mindless
head-banging music would
cheer him up,
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maybe change his outlook.
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I was only too right.
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"No one understands you.
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"No one digs your dream.
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"Just crank up the music.
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"Don't wanna hear
your parents scream.
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"What you need is an..."
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[SCREAMING] "Eardrum lobotomy!
Eardrum lobotomy!
Yeah yeah yeah!"
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Cool!
[CHUCKLES]
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SIMON: You guys,
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that's nothin'.
Listen to this.
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"We've only just begun to live.
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"White lace and promises.
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"A kiss for luck
and we're on our way."
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Awesome.
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Uh... Simon, we need
to have a little talk.
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[CLATTERING]
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TOD: Here we go.
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MARSHALL:
Looks like an antique.
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TOD:
My dad gave it to me
for my eleventh birthday.
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Back when we were getting along.
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[WHIRRING]
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[UPTEMPO DRUMS AND
GUITARS PLAYING]
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* No one understands you
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I can't understand
what they're saying.
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[YELLING]
Isn't that a little loud?
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Louder?
Okay!
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[DOOR OPENS]
PHIL: Tod!
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Turn that garbage off right now
or I'll throw that record
player out the window, hear me?
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What's wrong with you?
Aren't you stupid enough?
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Isn't your brain
already full of mush?
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You wanna pollute that worthless
mind of yours even more? Hm?
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Why can't you study more?
Why aren't you doing
your chores?
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Why do you have
to be such a loser?
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Why can't you...
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MARSHALL:
Sometimes a kid's gotta
be careful what he listens to.
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Especially in his own house.
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Especially in Eerie.
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[RATTLING AND SONG PLAYS ON]
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* Playing into your brain
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What's wrong with you?
Aren't you stupid enough?
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Isn't your brain
already full of mush?
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You wanna pollute that worthless
mind of yours even more?
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Why can't you get a haircut?
Why can't you study...
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MARSHALL:
Poor Tod, his dad
was really giving it him.
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I knew the guy
was under incredible stress,
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but nobody deserves
that kind of treatment.
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You see? Why be such a loser?
I'm under a lot of stress.
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KATHLEEN:
Phil, not again. Tod.
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Just leave me alone!
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Phil, why do you do this?
Why are you always at the boy?
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Stay out of this here.
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In front of his friends!
How can you do this?
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Hi. [NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
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I'm Marshall and this is Simon.
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And I think we'll be
leaving now.
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It's was a pleasure.
C'mon Simon.
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[KATHLEEN SIGHS]
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Phil!
I don't wanna hear it.
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[SIGHS IMPATIENTLY]
Phil...
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[SNIFFLING]
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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SIMON:
Boy, does your dad know my dad?
They could start a club.
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You okay, man?
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Are you kidding?
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I love getting my old man
worked up like that!
It's really great!
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MARSHALL: Say, uh Tod.
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You wanna come over to my house?
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Eat dinner with us or something?
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Nah. I'm cool.
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I'm gonna go buy some more
Pit Bull Surfers records
for my old man.
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See ya guys.
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Man, his dad's gonna kill him.
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[CRACKLING AND SCRATCHING]
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[GURGLING AND SQUELCHING]
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MARSHALL: That same night
my parents were up late.
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They were waiting and
waiting and waiting
for Syndi to come home.
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[POLICE SIREN SOUNDING]
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[SIGHS] She's alive.
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She's dead.
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[CUP CLINKING]
[MARILYN SIGHS]
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Goodnight Officer!
Thanks for letting me
play with the siren.
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Syndi Marie Priscilla Teller.
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MARILYN: Syndi,
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it's one in the morning,
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where on earth have you been?
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You know I've been doing that
police ride-along project
for the school paper?
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You know, where you ride along
with the police to observe
what they're doing? Okay.
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So I'm riding along with
Officer Derek taking notes
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while and he's blabbing
on and on
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about the subtleties
of handcuffing.
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When he gets this call
over the police radio,
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You see there'd been
this disturbance down
at the Eerie Bingo Parlor,
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I'm mean how dangerous
could it be, right?
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So, we rushed to the scene
but when we get there,
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we find eighteen screaming
grandmothers fighting over
who cried "bingo" first
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and Derek tries to get control
but a chair is thrown
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there's chaos, cursing,
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hearing aids dentures
and go flying.
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Derek totally panics,
he calls in reinforcements
and within two minutes
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there are seven cop cars,
two police helicopters,
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and the entire
volunteer SWAT team
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I mean,
a whole lot o' nasty
hardware at the suspects.
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Took 'em hours to get control.
It was great! I got it all
right here on paper.
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Syndi... It's...
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late and you should
go to bed now, but...
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in the morning we're going
to talk about you transferring
to a safer class,
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maybe... horticulture.
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SYNDI: And do what?
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Watch the corn grow?
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Dad, I'm a journalist.
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I mean I feel I have
finally found myself.
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Well, I feel that
you should find yourself
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in safer circumstances
from now on.
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SYNDI: Mom...
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We'll talk about it
in the morning, hon'.
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Okay.
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Good Night.
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MARSHALL:
You gotta admit,
I'm pretty lucky.
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Not everyone gets parents
as cool and smart and
understanding as mine.
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We're lost.
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We're doomed.
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[ EARDRUM LABOTOMY PLAYING]
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On the other hand, that night
I couldn't help wondering how
Tod was doing with his folks.
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[TOD SINGING ALONG]
* What you need is an
Eardrum labotomy
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* No more chairs
No more pain
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* The house is more
Important than you are
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* The car is more
Important than you are
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* The job is more
Important than you are
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* Face the facts
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* No one cares
If you live or die *
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[DOOR BANGS]
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Turn that puke
you call music off
and go to bed
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before you destroy
what few brain cells
you have left.
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Okay?
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[EXHALES]
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[SIGHS]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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KATHLEEN: Tod.
I'm in bed. I'm in bed.
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You okay?
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Hm.
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Tod, I know this is hard
for you to understand, but...
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Your dad doesn't mean
to hurt your feelings. He's...
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he's just having
a hard time these days.
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We all are.
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It doesn't mean
he doesn't still love you.
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Why doesn't he tell me himself?
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I don't know.
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You go to sleep now, 'night.
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[CLICK AND WHIRRING]
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* Come change your head
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* C'mon change your face!
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* If you're lucky
They'll think you're dead *
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PHIL: Tod? Tod? Do you hear me?
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* What we need
Is an Eardrum Lobotomy *
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[PHIL BANGING]
Turn that music off!
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SIMON:
* We only just begun to live,
a kiss for luck *
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Will you stop that?
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Marshall, look.
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What's happenin', man?
What it is.
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What isn't.
What it woulda been.
What it mighta been.
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MARSHALL:
His mom's old earring?
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His school jacket
covered by Pit Bull logos,
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black shoe polish in his hair.
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Something had gotten
a hold of Tod.
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Um... [CHUCKLES] you've changed.
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You'll never guess what.
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Pit Bull Surfers are coming to
Indianapolis in two weeks.
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Tickets go on sale today.
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Wanna go with me?
Score some front row seats?
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Uh...
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People are already
campin' out overnight.
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It's gonna be a major blast,
man. It's gonna go down
in history.
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Well, uh, you know, Tod.
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I'm not really that
into the Pit Bull Surfers.
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I mean, you know,
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with all that dumb Nazi stuff.
I kinda think they're a joke,
don't you?
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These guys tell
like it is, Marshall.
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I owe it to them to go!
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Man, I thought you were cool.
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[SIMON SINGING]
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PHIL:
Why aren't you at practice?
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I'm not going.
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What do you mean,
you're not going to practice?
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Now, what's with
that earring?
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Hm?
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What's with the hair?
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It's that music, isn't it?
Tells you to act this way,
don't it?
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That's the message, isn't it?
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Secret messages in the music,
aren't there?
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Now, why do .I get the feeling
I'm talking to myself? Do you
think I enjoy that?
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Do you think it's fun talking
to yourself all the time?
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"No one understands you!
No one digs your dream!
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"Just crank up the music.
Don't wanna hear your
parents scream!"
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PHIL:
Tod, where are you going?
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MARSHALL: It wasn't just that
Tod changed his clothes
or trashed his room.
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Something a lot more evil
than rock 'n' roll seemed
to be taking over Tod's life.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Trouble at 6 o'clock.
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Marshall! Get over here!
Something is wrong
with Tod!
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MARSHALL:
Tod! What are you doing?
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TOD: What do you care?
I can't take it no more, man.
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I'm going to Indianapolis.
Gonna get tickets
to the concert.
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Maybe even join the band.
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Are you nuts?
Your parents are gonna
have a meltdown.
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They don't even know I'm alive.
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But hitchhiking
is dangerous.
Good!
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Tod, what if like,
I don't know if...
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you and your dad,
like, did stuff together.
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Yeah! Like if you two
went fishing or something.
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Fishing? Guys,
I'm a head-banger,
I don't do fishing.
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But that's just it.
You're not a head-banger.
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You're Tod McNulty.
The guy I helped
with his math homeworks.
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The Surfers say you can be
whatever you wanna be.
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But the Pit Bull Surfers
are just a band.
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Your dad's your life.
The Surfers don't care
about you.
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PHIL: If I find that boy,
he's in serious trouble.
241
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,930
Can we just find him
first, please?
242
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:50,998
All right, all right.
243
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,466
Marshall! Simon!
Have you seen Tod?
244
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,972
Um... No.
Sorry.
245
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,541
If you see that idiot
son of mine, you tell him
to get home.
246
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,742
I'm gonna destroy
247
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,145
every single record
he has.
Phil, this is not helping!
248
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,579
[BOTH ARGUING]
249
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,115
[PHIL]
Don't do this to me now.
250
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,588
MARSHALL:
Tod don't do this!
Running out of hope.
251
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,493
I gotta get back home
before my dad does!
252
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,995
Tod, this is a big mistake.
253
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,330
Yeah, tell me about it.
254
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,565
This isn't some stupid song,
this is the real world!
255
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,103
Marshall!
256
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,506
DEREK:
My first arrest was a very
moving experience.
257
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,911
I had my police issue
.38 caliber revolver in my hand.
258
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:42,215
Moonlight gleaming off
the cool steel
of the bullet chamber...
259
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,450
[MUTTERING] Geez, what a jerk.
260
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:47,220
POLICE RADIO: Car 13. Car 13.
We have a stolen milk truck.
261
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,622
[TIRES SCREECHING]
MARSHALL: Tod, look out!
262
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,694
Marshall?
263
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,431
Car 13. I've got the milk truck.
Pursuing North Hon Main, over.
264
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,501
I didn't know you could drive!
I can't!
265
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,437
Tod, hit the brakes!
Which one's the brake.
266
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,905
Tod, look out!
267
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,242
[CRASHING AND SCREECHING]
268
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,144
[MILK SPLASHING]
269
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:18,385
MARSHALL:
It was the biggest milk truck
crash in the history of Eerie.
270
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,654
There was yogurt,
cottage cheese
and milk all over the place.
271
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,691
The whole town came out
to look and eat.
272
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:28,061
I got through the accident okay
but Tod was pretty messed up.
273
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,497
He was lying on a stretcher
in a lot of pain.
274
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,634
Looking more like a little kid
in trouble than the tough
head-banger he wanted to be.
275
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:39,206
I told my story to the Eerie
Police while those weird twins
were taking care of Tod.
276
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,374
Hey, pal.
How ya doing?
277
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,642
Gonna live?
278
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,146
Mars, Simon, I gotta get home.
279
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,516
My dad's gonna hemorrhage.
He's gonna destroy
all my records.
280
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,119
OLD ERNIE:
Sorry, son. The only place
you're going...
281
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,587
is Eerie General
for some x-rays.
282
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,124
Can't ya just shoot me instead?
283
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,491
TWINS: Hm.
284
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,227
OLD BERT: Um-um.
OLD ERNIE: Nah.
285
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,463
MARSHALL:
Poor guy. He couldn't even make
a decent rebel.
286
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,436
Tod, rather than call
your folks, I thought I'd go by
there in person
287
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,837
and tell them the news.
288
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:15,342
It means extra work for me,
of course, but,
I'm prepared to do it.
289
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,477
Don't tell them!
I'm dead if you tell them!
290
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:21,448
I'm sorry, Tod. I have to.
Duty calls, you know.
291
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,251
I am sworn to uphold the law.
292
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:28,388
I am sworn to protect and defend
the fine citizens of Eerie.
293
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,590
I am sworn to...
294
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,263
Okay, everybody, the boy's fine.
295
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,398
You can all
go to your homes now.
296
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,068
Go home and think about
what happened here today.
297
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,204
Think about it very, very hard.
298
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,349
SYNDI: C'mon, Marshall,
let's go home.
I think I got a story here.
299
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,786
Marshall wait,
get to my house before
my Dad destroys my records.
300
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:03,190
Don't worry about the records,
Tod. You just worry
about yourself.
301
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,293
You gotta stop him, man!
You gotta!
302
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,361
MARSHALL:
As they loaded Tod in the
ambulance,
303
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,131
I couldn't help wondering
what caused all of this.
304
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,799
Was Tod's dad right?
305
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,702
Were there really
secret messages
in the Pit Bulls' music?
306
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,703
I had to find out.
307
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:20,440
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
SYNDI: Marshall! Wait!
308
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,342
You gotta take us
to Tod's house.
309
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,811
You don't know his dad,
he's nuts and I don't know
what it is,
310
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,214
but there's something
really weird going on there.
311
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,848
Get in.
312
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,651
KATHLEEN: Stop, Phil,
what are you doing?
You don't know what...
313
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,624
Oh, Tod...
Look at this.
314
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,160
See what I'm talkin' about?
315
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,263
Think I want to lose my son
to some idiot rock band? Huh?
316
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,366
Phil, Phil stop it.
317
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,700
[OLD ERNIE] Turn right.
318
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,502
OLD BERT:
No, the hospital is left.
319
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,139
OLD ERNIE:
The hospital is right.
The mortuary is left.
320
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,340
OLD BERT:
Let's go straight.
321
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,575
[TIRES SCREECHING]
322
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,784
MARSHALL:
I hope we're not too late.
323
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,786
Stand back!
SIMON: Wait.
324
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,191
Rats.
325
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,027
You've got to stop him. He's...
326
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:18,298
Let me guess, okay?
That fool son of mine
is in trouble again, right?
327
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,300
It's the music right?
Rock music, isn't it?
328
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,369
Well, I'm a Mantovani man
myself...
329
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,505
It's that sick, commie,
liberal garbage in all
the rock-n-roll, isn't it?
330
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,639
Isn't it?
331
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,275
Sir, I really don't know.
332
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,510
Did something happened
to Tod?
Wasn't his fault.
333
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,447
Don't you think I know who's
fault it is? Listen real careful
and your gonna hear it, right?
334
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,217
Telling you to disobey
parents, drop out
of school, do drugs,
335
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,819
wear an earring
and put on those
tight leather jeans, huh?
336
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,756
Don't you think I know what
I'm talking about? I'll prove
it to you. Come here. Come on.
337
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,192
Come on.
338
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,261
DEREK:
Sir, this isn't necessary.
339
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,830
It isn't? You think I'm nuts?
You think I'm a raving lunatic,
don't you?
340
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,865
Mr. McNulty, I can explain
this whole thing.
341
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,568
Why don't we just listen
to this stuff and see
what happens?
342
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,438
Everybody knows messages
are embedded in rock music.
343
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,474
It's all in here,
backwards, right?
344
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,910
Isn't that how those people
hide their intentions?
345
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,646
Well, they can't hide from me,
can they?
346
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,516
Once I unmask them they're gonna
be hit with a major lawsuit.
347
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,750
MARSHALL:
Mr. McNulty,
348
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:14,954
Tod's a real good kid
and maybe
if you just talk to him.
349
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,424
Major law suit. Right? Right.
350
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,359
Maybe you could
take him fishing.
351
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,662
Got it. This is the one
he listens to the most, right?
352
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,731
Right, honey?
353
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,901
Backwards, right?
354
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,539
Don't you have to play
the record backwards
to hear the message?
355
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,807
This is what's ruining
my kid, right?
356
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,977
MARSHALL:
We heard something all right.
357
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,381
A sound coming from the depths
of the record player,
358
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,250
a deep, frightening voice.
359
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,486
[PHIL'S VOICE ON RECORD]
360
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,889
Tod, turn that garbage off
right now or I'm going to throw
that record player out
361
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,624
the window, you hear me?
362
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:07,407
Why can't you pull your own
weight? Do I have to do
everything for you?
363
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,175
What is wrong with you?
Aren't you stupid enough?
364
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,446
Isn't your mind already full
of mush? Wanna pollute that
worthless brain of yours more?
365
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,647
Why can't you get a haircut?
366
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,484
Why can't you study more?
Why can't you do your chores?
367
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,952
Turn that puke you call
music off, go to bed,
368
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,422
before you destroy the few
brain cells you've left.
369
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,792
Why aren't you at practice?
370
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,695
Moving ahead on the practice?
What's with that earring?
371
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,231
What's with the hair?
372
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,869
It's that music that tells you
to act this way, doesn't it?
373
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,373
That's the message?
Secret messages in the music,
aren't there?
374
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,443
Sick commie liberal garbage
in all that rock 'n' roll,
isn't it?
375
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,878
Don't you think I know
who's fault it is?
376
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,881
Listen real carefully,
it'll tell you how to disobey
your parents,
377
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:54,020
drop out of school, do drugs,
wear an earing
and right leather jeans.
378
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,957
Why do I get the feeling
I'm talking to myself?
Do you think I enjoy that?
379
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,493
Do you think it's fun talking
to yourself all the time?
380
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,799
MARSHALL:
I used to feel
real sorry for Tod.
381
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:11,338
Now I wasn't sure.
I was starting to feel a little
sorry for his dad, too.
382
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,979
Where's my son? Where's Tod?
383
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,014
Right here, dad.
384
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:34,794
I'm sorry.
385
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,006
[EMOTIONAL]
You guys...
386
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,116
SYNDI:
Okay, you're right,
387
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,520
it is can be kinda dangerous
riding around in a police car,
388
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,823
living on the edge.
I could've gotten hurt.
389
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,058
Also could've gotten
the story of a lifetime.
390
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,596
Sweetheart, your father and I
don't want to stifle
your creativity.
391
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,931
We just want you
to be cautious, that's all.
392
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:15,067
Do you think Jane Pauly
got where she is
by playing it safe?
393
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,370
[SCOFFS]
394
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,273
I just wanna walk on
the wild side.
395
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,647
But, you guys are right
about the police.
396
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,017
As a matter of fact,
I already asked my teacher
for another project.
397
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,055
Thank you.
[VEHICLE HONKING]
398
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,790
Uh, there's my assignment.
399
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:43,863
[DOOR SHUTS]
400
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:48,134
[INDISTINCT INSTRUCTIONS
ON RADIO]
401
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,779
[FIRE TRUCK HONKING]
402
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,984
It's just a...
403
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,119
Phase. It's just a...
404
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,421
Phase.
Yeah.
405
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,522
[DOOR OPENS]
406
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,561
Hey you guys, what's going on?
407
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,999
Please tell us something
that won't terrify us.
408
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:25,004
Well, you wouldn't believe me
if I told you. 'Night.
409
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,007
[RELIEVED MOAN]
410
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,816
MARSHALL:
It could have been
a hallucination, right?
411
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:42,455
I mean, a person's voice can't
really be recorded backward
on a record, can it?
412
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,691
I had to find out for myself.
413
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:48,094
So I took my copy of
the Pit Bull Surfers
Live at Carnegie Hall
414
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,029
and put it on Tod's turntable.
415
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:01,508
SIMON:
* One day and promises
416
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:05,812
* A kiss for luck
And we're on our way
417
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,980
* We've only just begun
418
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,482
[GIGGLING]
419
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,794
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