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(light relaxed music)
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(birds calling)
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(floorboards creaking)
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Hey, old man.
Still sneaking around, huh?
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Morning, siaja.
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(sighs)
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Hey, do you want to get
coffee sometime?
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I just feel like you and I,
we haven't really,
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Like, hung out.
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Oh, I know.
You've been so busy.
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And I've been working
a lot anyways.
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-How is that going?
-Hectic.
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But somehow I still feel
a little underused.
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Like you just wish you could
maybe take some bigger swings.
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Mm.
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Anyway, I should
probably get going.
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You make her happy, you know.
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She's pretty tough to read,
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But, um, it's starting to feel
like a thing again.
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-Yeah, my mom's pretty private.
-Oh, yeah.
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And, uh, on that note,
have a good one.
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Yeah, you too.
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(door shuts)
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Hey, I usually take Friday
afternoons off, just fyi.
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For the coffee, no pressure.
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(door shuts)
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-(upbeat electronic music)
-(singer vocalizing)
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(door opens and shuts)
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Bun!
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Anaana's here.
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Ting?
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-(clank)
-woo!
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-That one hit the moon!
-Yeah! Woo-hoo!
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I think you're ready for a real
baseball game this weekend.
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-Woo!
-What? No, she's too little.
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-She's seven.
-Ataata said I could go.
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Well, ataata didn't
talk to anaana.
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Because anaana doesn't
talk to ataata.
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-(sniffles)
-(distant dog barks)
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-Okay. We'll talk.
-Really? When?
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Um, Thursday after work.
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-Come on, bun.
-Okay.
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-Thursday after work, then.
-Okay.
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-School.
-(bun giggles)
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(gentle electronic music)
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(door shuts)
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(singer vocalizing)
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Oof!
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(funky electronic music)
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-Morning.
-Yo, what up?
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Ullaakkut. Oh, uh,
I wouldn't do that.
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Those hooks are
purely decorative.
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Like the hot water taps
in the washroom?
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-And the smoke detectors.
-You know there's mushrooms
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Growing in the storeroom,
and they are not the fun kind.
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-No.
-Ugh.
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(laughs and groans)
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Okay, when you make
that sound,
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It's usually
because of your mom... Or helen.
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Sometimes elisapee,
sometimes this one.
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You make that sound a lot,
so we need another clue.
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It's this place.
It could be so much better.
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You know, I want to do more.
I want to...
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Take bigger swings.
Like, look at this.
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I mean, technically,
this water bubble has worked
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-Here longer than I have.
-(millie) I wouldn't touch that.
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-(rising dramatic music)
-(hand smacks desk)
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This is the worst time
to have a leak.
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Do you know
why I called you in here?
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To tell me to go home
and shower?
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No, we are on a short list
for the polar research centre,
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The one that your father's
been scouting.
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It's now between
us and tuktutalik.
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Wait, isn't that good news?
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Do you know why this place
is falling apart?
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It's because 70% of
the territorial infrastructure
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-Funding has gone to tuktutalik.
-Well, that doesn't sound fair.
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My counterpart there is
this woman, ellen white.
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She's a real...
(shudders)
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(whispers) ...Jerk.
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Siaja, if you had my job...
(laughs)
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I know it's ridiculous
to even think about,
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But if you were in my position,
what would you do to defeat
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A town that is demonstrably
better than us in every way?
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-Harsh.
-I know.
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'kay.
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We already play baseball
every Saturday.
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-Yeah.
-Why don't we
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Challenge tuktutalik? Call it
a friendly game fundraiser.
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Do a big 50-50 draw,
split the proceeds
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With the visiting community,
and, um...
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Bring out the old walrus dick.
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A walrus dick challenge.
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It's been years. Yeah.
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And we could crush ellen's team,
and show our fighting spirit.
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Sure, and we could get
some extra funds to fix up
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This place and have a real shot
at the research station.
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Yeah, and really demolish
ellen in the process!
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Let's do it.
Let's crush ellen! Woo!
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(dog barking)
(tags jingling)
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(upbeat electronic music)
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(singer humming)
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I hate to rub it in,
but in your face!
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No! I didn't see that.
(siaja hums)
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(both chuckle)
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Hey, so if you would have said
the words "walrus dick baseball"
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A few weeks ago, that would have
just blown my mind.
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But now I'm thinking,
"bring it on," you know?
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I'm starting to feel
like a real northerner.
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Only southerners say,
"I'm starting to feel
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-Like a real northerner."
-oh, damn it. All right. Well.
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-(phone notification)
-um...
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Oh, crap. Crap, crap, crap.
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-(siaja sighs)
-what?
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I was supposed to meet ting
after work today, but I got
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Caught up with helen planning
the game and telling her why
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Throat singing cheerleaders
wasn't a good idea,
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And I... Forgot. Shit.
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-Was it important?
-I mean, I've been avoiding him
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For weeks, and we have
a lot to sort through, so...
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-Yeah, I know that feeling.
-How so?
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Uh...
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Dude, you know so much about me,
and I know zip about you.
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It's kind of unfair.
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Okay, it's just there's not
really that much to tell.
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I had a girlfriend,
and I told her I was
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Coming up here for a bit,
and she didn't say don't go.
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So now I'm here. I get to play
some walrus dick baseball.
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-So that's pretty cool.
-Um...
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As a reward for that avalanche
of personal information,
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How would you like to be
my team captain?
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-It would be my honour, milady.
-(both laugh)
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(upbeat pop music)
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♪ let's go, l is levitating, got us up in the clouds ♪
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(siaja) the betting pool's
now at 22,000 and growing,
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So we're walking away today
with at least 11k.
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(helen) oh, my god! Siaja!
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You have outdone yourself.
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I know we may have gotten
off on the wrong foot,
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But you might be
my greatest achievement.
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-Thanks?
-Thank you.
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And you're welcome.
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Wow, big game day announcers!
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-This looks so professional.
-It's my first time.
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I bet you say that
to all the guys.
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-(colin) helen!
-We just had that workshop.
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Well, mr. Neil armstrong
hadn't been to the moon
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Until he hopped out
of his space buggy either.
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Huh, that almost made sense.
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-You good?
-I said it was my first time.
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I didn't say I wasn't
going to crush it.
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Nice. Oh, you actually
plugged that in wrong.
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(upbeat pop music)
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(indistinct chatting)
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-Where's kuuk?
-There.
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-Hey!
-Someone got an upgrade.
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Yeah, my auntie burned
my peacoat.
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Uh, the team's looking good.
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Especially this kid bannock.
Look how fast he is.
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-Right?
-I'm faster than bannock.
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Yeah? Well, we could use fast.
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-Uh...
-Hmm?
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Got a lot of kids
and elders here.
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Please, anaana?
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-Woohoo! Yeah!
-I got her.
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(inaudible)
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Team's looking good.
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-(bun giggling)
-all right, ready?
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-Yeah!
- All right.
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What?
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I might be diving
into sensitive waters here.
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Where's ting?
He's the best player we have.
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We're not on the best of terms.
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He's still upset at me
for, you know, everything.
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-But how can we win without him?
-We don't need him!
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We have a kick-ass team.
I mean, look at elisapee.
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She's an animal!
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Look, it doesn't
matter if we win this.
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Siaja, do you understand
how important it is
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To humiliate ellen white?
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-Helen!
-Hi!
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There she is. Is that
a pink streak in her hair?
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-(ellen) yummy!
-She thinks she's so cool.
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-What do I do?
-You go greet her.
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It's a conversation,
not a knife fight.
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Okay. Hi!
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Wonderful to see you!
Still aging gracefully.
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(ellen) thanks for having
us here.
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(laughing)
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(calm rhythmic music)
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-Okay! Let's do it.
-Yes, okay.
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See? That wasn't so bad.
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Helen talked me into changing
the terms of the game.
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-It's winner takes all.
-What?
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No! You have to go back
and tell her you made a mistake.
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Are you kidding? You saw what
just happened. She's the devil!
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Okay, I'll go back and tell
her you made a mistake.
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-I signed an agreement.
-Helen!
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If we lose, we get zip!
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I already told mikey
to fix our leaky roof.
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-We could lose money on this!
-Siaja, calm down.
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You were just saying yourself,
our team is awesome.
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-We can beat 'em!
-(ellen whistles)
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Oh, my god.
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Mm-mm-mm! You're going down.
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(dramatic throat singing music)
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(bun) those guys are big. Ooh!
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I'll go get ting.
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(ting) I don't need
any more casseroles!
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-Ting, it's me.
-Oh.
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Are you here for our big talk?
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'cause you're, like,
a hundred hours late.
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I'm sorry.
I got busy and I forgot.
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-Genuinely, I texted you.
-You know how long I waited up?
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The whole first season
of peaky blinders.
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An amazing show that is now
ruined for me because of you.
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Again, I'm sorry, but we need
you for the baseball game.
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-The community needs king ting.
-You just have to tell them
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You screwed up
with all your avoidance issues.
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Ugh. I didn't come to argue.
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Helen made a stupid bet,
and now we have to win.
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And we can't do it
without you.
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Fine. I'll play.
On one condition.
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Deal! Wait.
What's the condition?
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That we talk today,
right after the game.
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-Okay.
-Hi, ting.
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-Are you two...
-Jealous?
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Mm, casserole!
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Judy, you're amazing.
Just bring it inside.
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Right now,
I got a big game to win.
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-(neevee) and then, she...
-(women laughing)
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-Hey!
-What are you doing?
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The lovebirds
got to sit together.
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(speaking inuktitut)
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-Is that okay with you?
-Yeah, it's a free country.
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Why do you think
we brought an extra chair?
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Oh, thank you. Excuse me.
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-(laughing)
-there a trick to this thing?
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Yeah, the trick was
to get you to bend over.
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(women laughing)
241
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,634
-(alistair laughs nervously)
-thanks for joining us.
242
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,569
Now that we're talking,
how come you never got married?
243
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,874
Uh, well,
lots of reasons, really.
244
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,210
Uh, doesn't help
that I live out of a suitcase.
245
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,079
-Any other kids?
-Uh, none that I know of, no.
246
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,081
How about jail time?
Have you gone to jail?
247
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,084
Uh, one night.
Mistaken identity.
248
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,486
-Only?
-How is your prostate?
249
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,523
Uh... I don't know. Neevee?
250
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:09,127
-Holy, ladies, just chill out.
-(eva laughs)
251
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:13,464
-Jeez.
-How come you never got married?
252
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,969
-Who wants soup? Soup?
-Me.
253
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:21,272
-Yeah.
-I'll take. I'll take that.
254
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,475
-Yeah. Heck yeah. Heck yeah.
-(cheering)
255
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:30,582
(chanting) king ting! King ting!
King ting! King ting! King ting!
256
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:33,184
(ting roars)
257
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,120
(crowd cheers)
(chanting continues)
258
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,957
Siaja begged me to come.
259
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,358
Said we were
a little short on manpower.
260
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,127
Yeah. Kuuk is captain.
261
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,629
We need to win, so use ting.
262
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,800
Okay. Yeah.
263
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,840
(rhythmic music)
264
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,908
We are moments away
from the inaugural
265
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,411
Hamlet of ice cove
inuktitut baseball
266
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,747
Community hall
fundraise jamfest!
267
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,817
Fun fact,
I shortened it to ham jam.
268
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,220
Before you ask, there's no ham
and also no jam.
269
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,489
-Welcome to ham jam!
-(cheering)
270
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,094
(colin) elisapee is now bringing
over the bat for today's game.
271
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,964
Which, um, will probably
be played tomorrow
272
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,999
If she doesn't pick up the pace.
273
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,002
Sorry. Sorry, elisapee.
274
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:31,442
(millie) in a land short
on wood, we turn to bone.
275
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,678
And my, what a bone this is.
276
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:37,649
We give you... The walrus dick!
277
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,584
(cheering)
278
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,258
This game has been played
for centuries.
279
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,727
And I say this
having done zero research.
280
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,998
But I do know each community has
their own set of unique rules.
281
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,267
So for fairness,
we will be playing
282
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,269
By a random community's rules.
283
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:03,007
-Alaskan rules.
-Which one?
284
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,777
-Eskimo baseball.
-Es**mo baseball?
285
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,544
-(crowd gasps)
-hey!
286
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:10,081
-Ooh.
-We can say eskimo. You cannot.
287
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,416
-Understood?
-What I understand is
288
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,585
The tuktutalik community centre
is about to get
289
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,487
A new 4k projector.
290
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,022
(cheering)
291
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,827
Uh, everybody have a phone?
I'll post a link to the rules.
292
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,462
(rapid phone notifications)
293
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,197
(upbeat band music playing
over cell phone)
294
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,470
Okay. Eskimo baseball
doesn't have any bases.
295
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,574
Like american baseball,
you can have nine people
296
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:39,377
On the field,
or you can have more people.
297
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:42,446
It doesn't even matter.
Like, look at all those people.
298
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,049
The objective is to run
from one safety zone
299
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,583
To another without getting hit.
300
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,622
And that's how you get a guy
out, unless it's a head shot.
301
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,526
They don't count,
and that's eskimo baseball.
302
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:02,499
Okay, first team to 400 wins.
Let's play!
303
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,669
(cheering)
304
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,204
(fast-paced music)
305
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,879
Nice hit from taituusi.
He's gonna get a few runs.
306
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,381
Fun fact, last time
taituusi was in town,
307
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,417
He proposed
to three of my friends.
308
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,487
I guess that's more of a warning
than a fun fact.
309
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,423
Next, stepping up
to the plate, we have...
310
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,526
-This guy.
-(whispers) who is this guy?
311
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,762
(whispers) I don't know.
312
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,432
(colin) and this guy hits it,
313
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,668
And, oh, it's collected by kuuk,
and he throws it.
314
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:40,304
This guy launches it back,
and kuuk catches it again.
315
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,540
Wow, they are playing catch
like father and child.
316
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,644
(cheering)
317
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,247
(colin) if you're confused,
folks, you're in good company.
318
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,549
It took me two years of living
here to understand this game.
319
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,387
Great play from the home team.
320
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,288
That takes a little bit
of sting off the fact
321
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,558
That we are already...
322
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,462
-43 points behind.
-43?!
323
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,730
-We'll make it up.
-(cheering)
324
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:11,535
-Do we suck?
-Hey, only suckers suck.
325
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:15,340
And you're no sucker,
you're who? You're who?
326
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,477
-I'm your superstar wiggle butt.
-That's right!
327
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,212
Now, go show
grandma and grandpa
328
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,881
Just how fast your little tuktu
legs can go, okay?
329
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,851
(speaking inuktitut)
aww!
330
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,285
All right, come here. Ha-ha!
331
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,156
Go get 'em! Go!
332
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,425
(colin) okay. I hope everyone
warmed up their soup
333
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,160
'cause we might be here a while
334
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,029
If ice cove is
going to pull this off.
335
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,498
("my milkshake"
- inuktitut version)
336
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,401
-(cheering)
-come on, bun! Let's go!
337
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,238
Come on, siaja! Woo!
338
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,443
(colin) is kuuk
going to catch it? Oh!
339
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,779
Oh, ting leaves him in the dust.
340
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,481
-(ting roars and hoots)
-(crowd cheers)
341
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:01,452
I guess that's why they call
ting king, because he rules.
342
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,154
-And he's a shit team player.
-Got that right.
343
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,589
That was a dirty move.
344
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,194
(colin) a big pop-up, and...
345
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,898
Oh! Ting decides to shove kuuk
instead of catch the ball,
346
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,402
And the visiting team
has scored again.
347
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,337
-Come on!
-Somebody's got to tell
348
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,205
Those two that they're
on the same team.
349
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,707
Fun fact, I think
they're both on team siaja.
350
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:28,112
(crowd chanting) fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
351
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,349
Time out! Grow up!
352
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,351
(colin) siaja breaks it up.
Tuktutalik scores another 12.
353
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:38,089
Are you kidding me? You guys are
going to cost us the game!
354
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,357
You're right.
We were being idiots, man.
355
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,625
-Sorry.
-Maybe you should take a break.
356
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,960
You're looking
a little tired out there.
357
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,761
-You know--
-please.
358
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,968
-What is your problem?
-You're my problem, and him.
359
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:53,036
How is kuuk your problem?
360
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,972
You made time for him,
but not for me,
361
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:58,408
-The father of your child.
-Of course, it's all about you.
362
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,515
(bun) why can't you
all get along?
363
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,718
-(crying)
-oh, I'm so sorry, bun.
364
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,820
We shouldn't have
been arguing.
365
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,996
No more fighting,
I promise.
366
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,199
-Yeah?
-Come on.
367
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,002
Let's all go finish
the game together.
368
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,138
-Okay.
-(colin) okay, guys, it's close
369
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,739
To the end of the game,
and it's tight.
370
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,875
Ice cove has called
for a time-out.
371
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,578
Take your mitts off,
because this is a nail-biter.
372
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,146
Hey!
373
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:38,082
Let's get off es**mo time
and play ball.
374
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,584
(dramatic music)
375
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,022
Okay, guys,
this is bigger than money.
376
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,425
Ellen white is
a real-life terrorist.
377
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,427
Like, chop my hair, give me
the worst bangs ever, send me
378
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,564
To residential school terrorist.
No offence, bo.
379
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,832
Tuktutalik has been stealing
our resources for decades.
380
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,534
But it's made them soft,
and you know what happens
381
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,604
When you go soft
in walrus dick baseball?
382
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,772
It's game over!
383
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,508
So I say we go
scorched earth on these...
384
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,645
These a-holes, and we're gonna
s in their m's until they s
385
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,213
In their perfect
little uniforms,
386
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,114
And then they're
gonna March around town
387
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,584
With that s
in their p-a-n-t-s's.
388
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,452
-Huh?
-Yeah!
389
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,155
Let's fuck their shit up
for ice cove!
390
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,856
(everyone) ice cove!
391
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,858
All right, they want king ting?
We'll give them king ting.
392
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,327
-I'm listening.
-Okay.
393
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,596
(indistinct whispering)
394
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,999
(rhythmic music)
395
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:33,136
(colin) the entire ice cove team
is now waiting in the safe zone,
396
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,672
Sending our heaviest
hitter up to bat.
397
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,008
(crowd chanting) king ting!
King ting! King ting! King ting!
398
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,811
Hunters! Fall back! Go deep!
399
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,480
(colin) the game is close.
400
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,282
It could all come down
to this play.
401
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,820
(cheering)
402
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,690
(tense music)
403
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,270
-Now!
-Bungled out of nowhere!
404
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,573
-(cheering)
-amazing.
405
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,109
The entire ice cove team
is running to safety.
406
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,978
One player gets hit
and they are out.
407
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,747
Go! Go! Go! Go!
408
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:18,949
Ah!
409
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,617
(music slows)
410
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:26,056
(music resumes)
411
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,459
Three players left to score
and that's all we need!
412
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,926
Run, siaja!
413
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,297
Ow!
(crowd groans)
414
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,871
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. That was an out.
415
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,240
-No! We won.
-We won!
416
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,976
-We won!
-Quiet!
417
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,378
-We won!
-No! We won!
418
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:51,482
-We agreed on the rules.
-What?
419
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,086
No headhunting! The run counts!
420
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,154
-Ice cove wins!
-Yeah!
421
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,591
(cheering)
422
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,495
-Woo!
-Woo!
423
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:08,498
Genuinely lovely
to see you, dear.
424
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,501
-Let's do this again sometime.
-Yeah.
425
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,437
Oh, yes, let's!
We need some new windows.
426
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,908
Oh, my god.
427
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:21,278
-I am so glad you're on my team!
-It may be your team,
428
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:24,014
-But I am your star player.
-You sure are.
429
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,118
Anaana, we won!
430
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:33,190
I'm so proud of you.
431
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:35,926
-(bun) yay!
-We did it!
432
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,931
-Um...
-Uh...
433
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,267
Are you coming
to the celebration, or...?
434
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,534
Uh...
435
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,073
I have a prior commitment.
436
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:55,045
-But rain check?
-Absolutely.
437
00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:57,014
-See you.
-See you later.
438
00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,683
Siaja!
439
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,086
Watch your back next time.
440
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,756
♪ you can hide your hurt ♪
441
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:09,293
♪ but there's something you can do ♪
442
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,561
(sighs)
443
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:14,831
♪ you can talk to me ♪
444
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,569
♪ you can talk to me ♪
445
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:21,038
♪ when you're down, now ♪
446
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,974
♪ you can talk to me ♪
447
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,045
♪ talk to me ♪
448
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:38,789
Argh! I freaking tried!
449
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:40,925
And I'm taking this casserole.
450
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:53,603
(phone line trilling)
451
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,539
-(alistair) hello?
-Hey, it's siaja.
452
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,809
Yeah, you still down for coffee?
453
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,679
♪ let the walls burn down ♪
454
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,748
♪ set your secrets free ♪
455
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,817
♪ you can break their bounds ♪
456
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:09,152
♪ 'cause you're safe with me ♪
457
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,755
♪ you can lose your doubt ♪
458
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:15,025
♪ 'cause you'll find no danger here ♪
459
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,996
♪ you can talk to me ♪
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