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KEVIN:
Hey, where are we
going, anyway?
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Remember the time when you
borrowed my iPad
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to figure how to get a
more powerful shower head?
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Yeah.
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Oh!
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Remember the time I gave
you my Armani jacket
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to impress this
high-profile client?
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KEVIN:
Okay, I remember that.
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W-What's the point here?
Are you trying to prove
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that I'm a horrible person?
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No, you're not
a horrible person.
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It's, like, those
favors add up.
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- Let's not mention...
- You're keeping a tally?
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...all the free drugs
I've been giving you.
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Don't bring the drugs into it,
man, we're friends.
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- Yeah, we friends.
- Yeah.
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You be poppin' a lot of
mollys, okay?
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- All right.
- And my friends
pay me back.
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All right, okay.
Well, how about this?
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I got a solution right here.
How about we're not friends?
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How about we're merely
acquaintances?
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I got a way you can
pay this off.
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A newsstand.
And I own it.
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- You what?
- I own it.
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Roofie, I had no idea you were
such a media mongrel, man!
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Actually, you know,
its to clean my greens.
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- Oh!
- It's an all-cash
business,
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no questions asked.
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- Know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, sort of.
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I'm gonna need you to run the
place for a day or two,
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until I find something
more sustainable.
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You do that,
we'll be even.
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It's easy, all you got to do
is open, close the place.
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This is literally
a cake walk for you.
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All you got to do is
simply... exist.
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Okay, well, that's good news
because if there's one thing
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that I'm good at,
it's simply just existing.
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Also I'm pretty good
at talking to ghosts.
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That's the second thing
that I'm pretty good at.
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Don't let me down.
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No. No.
I won't. I won't.
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Thank you. Thank you for
trusting me with this.
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- Of course.
- Yeah, cool.
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Now, before you take off,
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I believe there was some
mention of a cake walk?
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[ rock theme playing ]
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- Hey, boss.
- Hey.
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Hey, you have some of them
paper from last week
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you're look be unload?
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Last week? Come on, man,
that's old news.
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No, no, me don't need the
news, me just need da weight.
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Me have a blanket
that move on its own.
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No wind, no reason.
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Just move about the place.
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Could be a ghost.
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Now, why you say that?
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Primordially,
I'm kind of a medium.
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This is just my side gig.
Don't be fooled.
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Sounds like to me what you're
dealing with here--
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textbook apparitional
attachment.
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Would you come
take a look?
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Yeah...
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No... No, no.
I gotta stay here.
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I promised my friend.
He's counting on me.
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Man, listen, you work hard,
you deserve a break.
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- You earned it.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah, it has been
25 minutes.
- Yeah, man.
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GUCCI MAN: Anyway...
this is the Bootleggah Row
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where we sell
we things there.
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- Oh.
- Whatever you need.
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You need clothes, jewelry...you
name it, we have it, man.
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Them call me Gucci Man.
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'Cause, I sell
Gucci...mainly.
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And this a blanket
what me bring you here for.
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It belong to
my friend Shaky Hand.
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But now him dead.
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Ever since him gone,
that blanket move around
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like a mad girl
at dirty whines.???
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Scare me customer then.
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Yeah. Well, doesn't look like
he's here right now.
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- Easy, easy, easy.
- That's okay.
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Just gonna take
a closer look.
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I'm not really getting
anything, Gucci.
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I gotta get back
to my newsstand now.
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No, easy, man.
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Listen, me need your
help. Please, man.
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Whatever you...n-name
your price. You'll have it.
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Maybe I can have this
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charming little duffel
right here?
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Easy, man, that's a real thing.
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That's real Gucci.
Retail, $2,000.
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- Ew!
- Yeah, man. But listen...
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Maybe me give you a good deal
if you get rid of the ghost.
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Me sell you that bag...$50!
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- 50... I don't know.
- You know, forget it, man.
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Okay, well... yeah...
okay, deal, $50.
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No man, that's too low.
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- Me lose too much.
- All right, all right, 75...
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- $75, please?
- You know what...
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you have a deal,
but don't tell no one.
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Me give you such a good deal,
you understand?
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- What deal?
- I knew I like you, man.
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Let's get you out of there.
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Chuck those on your face.
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We'll put a hat on you.
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Put a little cap on you.
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[ snapping ]
Wanna come on out
and join us.
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How about...uh...
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how about a cigarette?
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[ blanket moving ]
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Oh! Hey!
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[ grunting ]
Oh, you wanna play tough guy?
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You wanna be a tough guy?
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No! Oh, you're tough.
Come on!
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- Ah!
- Ow!
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[ panting ]
Do you know how
much that hurt?!
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What are you doin'
with my blanket?
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Your blanket?
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You're,Shaky Hands.
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- Who told you that?
- Your friend, Gucci Main.
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Gucci? He's the one who gave
me that dumb-ass nickname.
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My real name is Melville.
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- Melville?
- Yeah.
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Where'd the name
Shaky Hands come from?
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I'm a bootlegger. DVDs.
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I used to sit in the back of a
theater, filming movies
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like it was my job,but I got
tremors in my hands.
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All my movies look like
Bourne Identity.
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Shit's going all over the place.
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Hence, "Shaky Hands."
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Oh, that's not even
clever. That's what I said!
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But you know how nicknames are.
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The more you complain,
the more they stick.
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I hear you. Back when
I was in grade school,
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my friends started to call
me Shit Eater because this one time...
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[ chuckling ]
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Anyway, that's neither
here nor there.
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The point is, I'm here to finish
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- your unfinished business.
- What are you, a medium?
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- Yes.
- How does this
shit work?
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- Just tell me what
I gotta do to help.
- Okay.
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Now, the day I died...
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I went to this French
art house place, right?
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I tell you, I don't know what
it was that day...
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I was in the zone.
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I filmed the steadiest movie
of mylife.
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About 90 minutes in,
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two guys entered the theater.
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Walked over to front row guy.
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Straight up murder his ass!
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At first, they didn't realize
I was there,
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but then one of them noticed
the red light of my camera.
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They chased me for blocks,
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but thankfully, I was able to
duck down an alley,
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stash the camera,
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and just barely escape
with my life.
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Where'd he go?
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This way! This way!
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Later that day,
my throat... slit.
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Those goons found you and
straight up murdered your ass?
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No, man, shaving accident.
My own damned fault.
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- Shaky Hands!
- We gotta go get that tape.
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Got it. You want to expose the
murder you witnessed.
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What? No!
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- That was the steadiest
film I've ever done.
- OH!
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See, I need you to get the
tape, so you can show my friends
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- so they can stop
calling me Shaky Hands!
- Oh.
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I stashed the camera right
around the corner.
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- Let's go.
- Okay, all right.
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As long as we're back
in two shakes.
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As long as we're back
in two minutes.
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Lead the way.
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[ dramatic theme playing ]
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SHAKY HANDS: Here's the other
thing I don't get about being
a ghost.
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You saw I can move
the blanket, right?
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- Yeah.
- But how come
- I can't do this?
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- I can't pick it up, man.
- Yeah, it's the pits.
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You can do certain things,
but you can't do anything
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that'll physically affect your
unfinished business,
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like the one thing
you actually want to do.
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Ain't that some shit?
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It is some shit, but it
keeps me in a job.
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[ both shrieking ]
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- Ha-ha-ha!
- Come on, man!
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Oh, you should've
seen your face.
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Just like when someone
sneaks up behind you.
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You know-- Blah! Oh!
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Oh! OH! Help!
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Shakes!
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Hey, police! Call 911!
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Someone just took him!
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Okay, w-who are you, guys?
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And why are all so attractive?
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Have you ever
heard of the Mafia?
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Yeah, you don't sound Italian.
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We are The Swedish Mafia.
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Oh, I didn't know there was
a Swedish Mafia.
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We are new.
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Good for you guys.
Solid.
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I need to tell you,
you got to let me go.
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I-- I don't know
why I'm here,
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but I'm supposed to be watching
my friends newsstand, okay?
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It's probably being
robbed right now.
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You are not going
anywhere until you tell us
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how did you know
where to find that camera?
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Shaky Hands.
Shaky Hands...?
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He's the one who stashed it.
He showed me where to find it.
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- [ gun cocks ]
- Ahh...
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You're gonna tell us...
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- where is Shaky Hands now?
- Please don't!
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It won't do you any good.
He's already dead.
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But he told you
where is camera.
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Yes, his ghost told me
where to find the camera.
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He-- he's a ghost.
See, I'm sort of a...
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a medium. I talk to ghosts.
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Okay, prove it.
Talk to a ghost.
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I... I can't.
There's no...
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there's no ghost
in here right now.
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What about
your Shaky Hand ghost?
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That is a very
good question.
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One that I will
pose to him
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- when next I lain
my eyes upon he.
- Enough!
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If this fat arse is not
gonna answer our questions,
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- we might as well
get rid of him.
- Oh, no, d-d-don't.
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- Come on, please.
- Swedish Mafia regulations
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require that I ask
and grant you...
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any last wishes?
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[ sighs in despair ]
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Honestly, I'm so hungry,
I can't think of any.
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KEVIN: These meatballs
are very delicious,
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but I think there might
be something wrong
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with this brown tomato sauce.
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SIEVERT: That's gravy,
you idiot.
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They're Swedish meatballs.
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Flown in from
Stockholm yesterday.
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MIKAEL: Stockholm, a gorgeous
city. Not dirty like New York.
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Where beautiful women flow
around like lingonberry soda.
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Sounds like the
Swedish place ever.
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[ boisterous laughing ]
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I'm starting to like you guys.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not getting...
Stockholm Syndrome, am I?
243
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,835
[ laughing ]
244
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,925
Well, am I? Is that a real
thing? I don't even know.
245
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,145
GHOST: Excuse me.
246
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:27,148
- You're in my chair.
- Sir Elton John?
247
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:31,065
Niklas Soderberg.
Godfather of the Swedish Mafia.
248
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,457
I'm Kevin Pacalioglu,
249
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:35,852
the Godfather Part 3
of ghost communicators.
250
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,462
But, if you can hear me,
251
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,726
perhaps you can do
something for me.
252
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,553
No, no. Now is not
a good time.
253
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,512
Your men mean to kill me
254
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:46,820
if I can't think of a way to
prove that I talk to ghosts.
255
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,389
I can talk to Don Soderberg!
256
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,522
I can talk to the Don.
257
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,176
The Don has been
dead for months.
258
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:57,047
Yeah, he's standing right here.
259
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,310
His ghostis right here,
right next to me.
260
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,138
Careful, vennen.
261
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,967
You have invoked the name
of the most feared
262
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,273
and respected man
263
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,797
in the short history
of the Swedish Mafia.
264
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:11,671
If you are lying, we will kill
you where you stand.
265
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,717
- Sievert...
- Hmm?
266
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,632
...if he can prove
he talks to ghosts,
267
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,156
then we don't have to
worry about bootlegger.
268
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,854
No more loose ends.
269
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,116
SIEVERT: Tell me
270
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,683
what song
271
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,120
would Don Soderberg play
272
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,556
before an execution?
273
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:30,037
Before an execution?
274
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,865
- Really?
- Yeah.
275
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,910
"Lovefool" by the Cardigans.
276
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,477
[ awed silence ]
277
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,174
Sound right?
278
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,436
You're good.
279
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,700
Listen, I need you to do
something for me.
280
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,963
It's extremely difficult
for me but...
281
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,573
He's talking.
282
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,663
I'm... gay.
283
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,839
And I need you
to tell my family
284
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:53,190
so that I can go
from the dark into the Light.
285
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,976
That's it? Why didn't you tell
your family before you died?
286
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,674
- That's no big deal.
- What?! What is he say?!
287
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,981
N-No, no. W-What?
This family?
288
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,765
No, if I tell them that,
they'll just kill me.
289
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,898
If you don't tell us,
we'll kill you!
290
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:08,031
Okay, okay.
Okay...okay.
291
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,689
The Don...
292
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,953
was leading a double life
as a homosexual.
293
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:20,565
He had an insatiable
appetite for D.
294
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,611
[ whispering ]
295
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,526
He had to have it all the time
296
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:27,877
morning, noon and night in the
mouth and in his...
297
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,097
kanelbulle and in his...
298
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,360
part of his body
that I can't pronounce.
299
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,276
Now, don't shoot me.
I assume you're already
going to.
300
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,672
That sounds right.
301
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,023
The Don, he likes boys.
302
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,111
He likes the boys?
303
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,200
- You guys aren't upset?
- SIEVERT: No.
304
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,985
Who among us hasn't
sucked a kook or two?
305
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,030
Or three.
306
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,858
[ boisterous laughing ]
307
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,512
Yeah, we figured that
was the case anyway.
308
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,471
Yeah, to the Don.
309
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,777
To the Don.
310
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,648
DON: Oh, my God.
Such a relief.
311
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,129
I had a feeling they would
be okay with it,
312
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,696
but I didn't know.
But they did.
313
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,575
What was that?
314
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,752
That was the Don
heading into his Light.
315
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,015
Him telling you guys
that he was a homo
316
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,800
was his last
unfinished business here.
317
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,367
- He's just gone...
forever?
- Yes.
318
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,761
But before he left,
he told me to tell you guys
319
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,633
that you should let me
go, so I'm gonna go.
320
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,897
Well, if the Don said so,
it must be done.
321
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,333
Well, wait.
322
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,901
It is a tenet
of the Swedish Mafia
323
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,598
that dead men don't talk.
324
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:40,820
But if ghostscan
still talk...
325
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,865
those loose ends...
326
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,998
- they still loose.
- Yah.
327
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,304
We're sorry but we can't
let you go just yet.
328
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,524
Why not?
The Don... he said.
329
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,006
We need you to help more ghosts
move on, so they won't squeal.
330
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,485
All right, who?
331
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,792
For starters, the guy we killed
in the movie theater.
332
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,707
Oh, don't forget
about Alexander.
333
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,187
Oh, and the guy
from the pizza place
334
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,885
who charge us 50 cents for using
a credit card machine...
335
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,887
Okay! Okay, okay.
336
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,758
How many are we
talking about here?
337
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,891
Twenty. Maybe 30.
338
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,024
Thirty?
339
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,895
Okay, are you guys nuts?
340
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,854
I mean that'll take forever.
341
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:18,074
Like, wouldn't it just be
a lot less work to kill me,
342
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:22,035
the one guy that these ghosts
can actually talk to?
343
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,646
I mean, am I crazy?
344
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,912
Remember who else
we buried here?
345
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,827
The girl with the bangs
from Forever 21.
346
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,829
"No returns" girl.
347
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,919
Dig with the knees, not with
your back. What's wrong with
you, man?
348
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,181
Oh, with my knees?
349
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,140
Oh, thanks, it's a good
tip, Shaky Hands,
350
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,881
or should I say Flaky Hands.
351
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,708
Where have you been
this entire time?
352
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,972
All you had to do
was prove that you were dead,
353
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,625
and I wouldn't be
in this mess.
354
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,889
Who are you
talking to over there?
355
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,109
Huh? Nobody.
Nobody.
356
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,503
Just singing myself
a little hymen.
357
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,765
A what?
358
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,636
You know, a song
you sing to God.
359
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,813
[ mouthing "hymen?" ]
Hymn.
360
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,077
Yeah. Or her.
361
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,600
Excuse me.
362
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,731
[ whispering ]
Find me some help.
363
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,124
How am I
supposed to do that?
364
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,734
I don't know.
I don't care.
365
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,649
You want to get rid
of that nickname?
366
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,130
I am the only one who can do
that, so go find help.
367
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,653
Figure it out. Go!
368
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,828
Shoo! Shoo!
369
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,787
What are you doing?
370
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,137
I'm digging my own
grave here, man!
371
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,183
[ dramatic theme playing ]
372
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,974
Shaky, is that you, man?
373
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,585
[ gibberish ]
374
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,283
Come back here, man.
375
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,246
Magnus? Anders?
376
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,857
SIEVERT: I thought you guys
had tickets to Mamma Mia?
377
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,643
Yes, well, the ticket
guy neglected to mention
378
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,950
that the seats were behind
a f--king column.
379
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,737
Oh, Shaky, you came back
for me. Yes!
380
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,608
[ gibberish ]
381
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,089
Nobody move! Hands up!
Hands up, man!
382
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,309
You okay, boy?
383
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,050
KEVIN: Do I look okay to you?
384
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,921
That is just about the most
physical activity
385
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,184
I have done maybe
in my entire life.
386
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,665
- Drop it!
- Easy, man.
387
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,927
No, no, no.
388
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,189
MIKAEL: Bjorn, where
did you come from?
389
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,627
I vas here earlier
burying my masseuse.
390
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,891
I lost my vallet, so
I'm retracing my steps
to find it.
391
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,503
Gucci.
392
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:26,986
That's an expensive gun
for a man wearing pajamas.
393
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,205
You know what...
394
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,338
that gun not real
and neither your accent.
395
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,253
Vat?
396
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,908
GUCCI MAN: In Sweden,
they never say "pajamas,"
397
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,823
always "payamas."
398
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,043
- He's right, Sievert.
- SIEVERT: I know that.
399
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,872
He's just trying
to cause trouble.
400
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,787
I'm as Swedish as
lingonberry pie.
401
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:49,095
Lingonberry pie is
not traditionally Swedish.
402
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:53,055
Swedish apple pie is or rhubarb.
403
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,883
Who are you?
404
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,146
NYPD!
405
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,061
Freeze, you're all under arrest!
406
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,064
Ha! We outnumber you. Anders,
kill him.
407
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,935
Freeze...FBI!
408
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,765
Don't shoot, I'm CIA.
BJORN: Wait, wait!
409
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,332
FDA!
410
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,857
We think those meatballs
may have been horse.
411
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,771
What is going on?
412
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,992
Is everyone in the Swedish
Mafia an undercover cop?
413
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,040
Guys, we really got to do a
better job communicating.
414
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,087
Drop your guns! Now!
415
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,915
KEVIN: Ow! My hair is
caught in your bracelet.
416
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,960
I have the upper hand here.
417
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,746
I want free passage back to
Sweden or I--
418
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,401
- I kill him!
- Owie! My hair.
419
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,881
[ gunshot ]
420
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,187
Oh! Whoa, Melville...
421
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,363
Don't worry, Kev.
I've got a clean shot.
422
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,931
- Have you ever fired
a gun before?
- SHAKY: Hell, no,
423
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,934
but it should be the same as
shooting a camera, right?
424
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,501
[ gunshots ]
425
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:52,723
GUCCI MAN: Shaky, even in death,
you can't hold a gun steady.
426
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:53,942
I'm getting pretty fed up
427
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,770
with this Shaky Hands
bullshit, mothaf--
428
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,032
[ gun fires ]
429
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,991
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
430
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:04,257
Holy... F... Mackerel.
431
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,259
SIEVERT: Thank you.
432
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,870
We've been trying to take down
the Swedish Mafia for months.
433
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,393
We couldn't have done it
without your help.
434
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,048
Good. Thanks. That's great.
Can I get that tape, please?
435
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,007
I gotta take it back to the
bootleggers so I can get back
to my job.
436
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,097
I was trying to hold on
to that tape
437
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,881
because it's evidence of
a Swedish mafia hit,
438
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,013
but it's actually just two cops
439
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,147
murdering an innocent
Norwegian man in a theater.
440
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,110
No! No! You didn't
have to do that.
441
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,982
SIEVERT: Sorry, man.
442
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,897
[ simultaneous chattering ]
443
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,377
Why you crying?
444
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,901
That tape was the evidence
I needed to show everyone
445
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,946
that Shaky's hands were steady.
446
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,339
Evidence?
447
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,385
Man, the boy just licked
off the steadiest shot
448
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,127
- me ever seen, yah.
- Oh, you mean with the gun?
449
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,085
- Yeah, man.
- Oh, no, that was
an accident.
450
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,131
- What are you doing?
- Ha! You know it, me knew
451
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,089
Shaky still have a shaky
trigger finger, man.
452
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,482
Come on, knock it off.
453
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,310
Do you realize the reason he's
sticking around
454
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,268
is because he's tired of being
called Shaky Hands?
455
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,053
No, boy, me not make
fun of him, man.
456
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:05,013
Me not just give anyone
some nickname.
457
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,145
If me give you a nickname,
458
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,972
that's because me have
respect for you.
459
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:11,802
Shaky, if you hear this, man,
me want you to know me miss ya.
460
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,195
Even though you had
the shaky hand,
461
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,067
me know you always loan me
money when we need it.
462
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,982
Much respect, bredrin.
463
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,299
[ exhales ]
464
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,301
How you feel, bredrin?
465
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,129
I need to get high.
466
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,957
We'll go make that
happen, you know.
467
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,872
Whoo! You need
a shower though.
468
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,787
KEVIN: Somebody's gotta clean
up that dead Swede, right?
469
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,876
GUCCI MAN: They got to.
This is New York City.
470
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,184
[ dramatic theme playing ]
471
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,364
Oh, no, it's not!
472
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,148
Oh, no, we've been robbed!
473
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,541
- We've been robbed!
- Oh, my God!
474
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,282
- We got robbed!
- Where's the police at?!
475
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,109
Aw, damn, man!
476
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,285
Where the hell have you been?
477
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,069
Roofie, I screwed up.
I'm so sorry.
478
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,114
- I give you one job
to do. One job.
- I know.
479
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,246
And this is how
you repay me?
480
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,205
I was supposed to be
gone for one minute,
481
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,815
and this guy came up to the
newsstand,
482
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,208
He wanted my help with a ghost.
483
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,558
Then I got kidnapped
by the Swedish mafia.
484
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,212
They made me dig my own grave,
485
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,691
won't let me finish
my meatballs,
486
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,215
I could've starved to death,
487
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,217
but I did it.
I did it for this.
488
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:24,440
Wow. It's a genuine Gucci bag.
489
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,007
And it's for you.
490
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,053
I just got tired of being such a
taker, you know.
491
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,142
You're always giving me so much.
492
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,232
And I know how much you
like Gucci 'cause you're black.
493
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,450
We actually like Prada too.
494
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,278
I'm so sorry, man.
495
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:39,238
I can't believe the newsstand
got looted and ransacked.
496
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,761
I-- Uh, who robs a newsstand?
497
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,285
No, the place didn't get
looted. I was messin' with you.
498
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:46,157
We clear out the inventory
every week to balance the books.
499
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,203
In fact, the place
actually made money
500
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,683
even though
you weren't even here.
501
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,815
Well, you said some guy
came to you at a newsstand,
502
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,426
and that's how
you got the ghost job?
503
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,166
Yeah. I should've told
him to buzz off.
504
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,343
No. You know what...
505
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,432
I think I've got an idea.
506
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,783
[ dramatic theme playing ]
507
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,310
What can I do for you, bub?
508
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,225
So is it true
you're a medium?
509
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,227
At your service.
510
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,707
You talk to ghosts?
511
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:14,969
You bet your bottom dollar.
512
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,840
- And you do exorcisms?
- And séances too.
513
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,016
I'll give you two for one,
that's a steal, pal.
514
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,192
Cool. I'll take
an Asian Sluts Quarterly.
515
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,064
A-- Asian--
516
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:27,155
Sluts Quarterly.
You got it.
517
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:32,203
Yeah, yeah. I know-- I know
where the Asian sluts are.
518
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,646
[ dramatic theme playing ]
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