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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: WEBVTT 00:00:01.601 --> 00:00:06.038 ¶ ¶ 00:00:31.499 --> 00:00:35.968 THE FRENCH, THEY HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT, RIGHT? 00:00:35.970 --> 00:00:39.605 I READ THIS ARTICLE ONLINE, ACTUALLY AN IN-DEPTH BLOG, 00:00:39.607 --> 00:00:42.041 AND IT WAS SAYING HOW THEY CONSISTENTLY HAVE BETTER, 00:00:42.043 --> 00:00:44.476 MORE-FULFILLING RELATIONSHIPS THAN AMERICANS 00:00:44.478 --> 00:00:47.046 BECAUSE THEY AREN'T SO -- SO GOAL-ORIENTED 00:00:47.048 --> 00:00:48.914 WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE. 00:00:48.916 --> 00:00:53.318 THEY DON'T JUDGE A RELATIONSHIP BASED ON THE FINAL OUTCOME. 00:00:53.320 --> 00:00:55.921 THEY VALUE THE ACTUAL JOURNEY. 00:00:58.725 --> 00:01:01.560 -LOOK, DUDE. YOU CAN'T KEEP BEATING YOURSELF UP OVER WHAT HAPPENED. 00:01:01.562 --> 00:01:02.928 -I BROKE UP WITH HER, JARED. 00:01:02.930 --> 00:01:04.563 -IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR. 00:01:04.565 --> 00:01:06.865 I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO KNOCK THE DUST OFF YOUR SCHVANTZ. 00:01:08.402 --> 00:01:09.902 AND NOW YOU SPEAK YIDDISH? 00:01:09.904 --> 00:01:11.637 -MOTHERFUCKER, I WAS BAR MITZVAHED. 00:01:11.639 --> 00:01:13.972 SHIT, MAN. AT LEAST YOU GOT THAT RING BACK. 00:01:13.974 --> 00:01:15.808 THAT'S PRETTY KEY. 00:01:18.211 --> 00:01:19.411 YOU DIDN'T GET THE RING BACK. 00:01:19.413 --> 00:01:20.813 -I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 00:01:23.283 --> 00:01:24.516 -YEAH. -YOU'RE A DISGRACE. 00:01:24.518 --> 00:01:25.984 -YEAH, I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP. 00:01:33.260 --> 00:01:34.660 DUDE, COME HERE. COME HERE, COME HERE. 00:01:34.662 --> 00:01:37.029 CHECK IT OUT. RIGHT THERE. 00:01:37.031 --> 00:01:39.598 SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT. SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT. 00:01:39.600 --> 00:01:41.900 HEY, GO OVER THERE AND ASK THEM TO BOWL WITH US. 00:01:41.902 --> 00:01:43.435 -I'M -- DUDE, NO. 00:01:43.437 --> 00:01:44.837 -DUDE, WOULD YOU -- 00:01:44.839 --> 00:01:46.038 S-SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT AGAIN A SECOND TIME. 00:01:46.040 --> 00:01:47.339 SHE CHECKED YOU OUT AGAIN! 00:01:47.341 --> 00:01:48.607 -SHE'S SCANNING THE ROOM. JUST LET IT GO. 00:01:48.609 --> 00:01:50.042 -DUDE, SHE IS NOT SCANNING THE ROOM. 00:01:50.044 --> 00:01:51.643 DUDE, IF YOU DON'T GO OVER THERE, I WILL. 00:01:51.645 --> 00:01:52.945 DO IT RIGHT NOW. -I'M NOT -- DUDE, STOP IT. 00:01:52.947 --> 00:01:54.680 LET IT GO. -NO. HERE SHE -- HERE SHE COMES. 00:01:54.682 --> 00:01:56.014 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? -SHE'S RIGHT -- 00:01:56.016 --> 00:01:57.683 -HEY. -HEY. 00:01:57.685 --> 00:02:00.419 -UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAD AN EXTRA 12-POUNDER. 00:02:00.421 --> 00:02:03.922 -UM, WELL, I-I JUST HAVE THIS ONE, 00:02:03.924 --> 00:02:05.524 BUT WE CAN SHARE IT IF YOU WANT. 00:02:05.526 --> 00:02:06.725 OR YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE IT. 00:02:06.727 --> 00:02:08.293 -OH. NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 00:02:08.295 --> 00:02:09.428 YOU'RE KIND OF ON A ROLL HERE, SO... 00:02:09.430 --> 00:02:10.996 - THANK YOU. 00:02:10.998 --> 00:02:12.965 -I'LL LOOK FOR ANOTHER ONE. IT'S FINE. 00:02:12.967 --> 00:02:14.566 -ARE YOU SURE? -YEAH. 00:02:14.568 --> 00:02:15.701 SORRY. -THANK YOU. 00:02:15.703 --> 00:02:16.902 -NO, IT'S OKAY. -YEAH, SORRY. 00:02:16.904 --> 00:02:18.537 -HEY, YOU GUYS 00:02:18.539 --> 00:02:20.839 SHOULD TOTALLY JOIN US FOR A GAME OF BOWLING. 00:02:20.841 --> 00:02:23.509 WE'RE JUST BY OURSELVES HERE IN THIS BIG LANE. 00:02:23.511 --> 00:02:25.444 -OH, YEAH, SURE. THAT'D BE FUN. 00:02:25.446 --> 00:02:26.478 -AWESOME. -ALL RIGHT. 00:02:26.480 --> 00:02:27.746 -OKAY, YEAH, COOL. 00:02:27.748 --> 00:02:29.081 -ARE YOU GONNA BUY US A DRINK IF WE WIN? 00:02:29.083 --> 00:02:30.716 -YOU KNOW, WE'LL BUY YOU A DRINK ANYWAY, 00:02:30.718 --> 00:02:32.851 BECAUSE CHIVALRY IS STILL ALIVE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. 00:02:32.853 --> 00:02:34.753 -OH. ALL RIGHT. -YEAH. I LIKE THAT. 00:02:36.156 --> 00:02:37.222 -OH! -YEAH! 00:02:37.224 --> 00:02:38.624 -OKAY, OKAY! 00:02:38.626 --> 00:02:40.159 WE CAN WORK WITH THAT. WE CAN WORK WITH THAT. 00:02:40.161 --> 00:02:42.361 - ALL RIGHT, TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 00:02:46.399 --> 00:02:48.534 AAH! 00:02:48.536 --> 00:02:50.169 OH! -OH! 00:02:57.043 --> 00:02:58.310 -OH! 00:03:01.048 --> 00:03:03.081 -UM, WELL, THIS IS ME. 00:03:03.083 --> 00:03:04.750 -NICE. 00:03:04.752 --> 00:03:06.151 -THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WALKING ME. 00:03:06.153 --> 00:03:07.553 -YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 00:03:07.555 --> 00:03:09.321 I HAD FUN...TONIGHT. 00:03:09.323 --> 00:03:11.056 - YEAH. 00:03:11.058 --> 00:03:13.158 -WE SHOULD DEFINITELY HANG OUT AGAIN. 00:03:13.160 --> 00:03:14.793 -UM, YEAH. 00:03:14.795 --> 00:03:16.695 I MEAN... 00:03:16.697 --> 00:03:17.863 UGH. 00:03:17.865 --> 00:03:21.166 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS EARLIER, BUT, UM... 00:03:21.168 --> 00:03:23.068 I'M SEEING SOMEONE. 00:03:24.771 --> 00:03:27.306 WELL, WE'VE ONLY BEEN ON TWO DATES, 00:03:27.308 --> 00:03:29.007 BUT, UM, I DID PROMISE HIM A THIRD. 00:03:29.009 --> 00:03:30.842 -I-I THINK WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE. 00:03:31.812 --> 00:03:32.911 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 00:03:32.913 --> 00:03:34.546 COME ON. -JUST GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. 00:03:34.548 --> 00:03:36.648 -SURE. THINK ABOUT IT. 00:03:40.086 --> 00:03:42.020 -OKAY. 00:03:43.156 --> 00:03:45.290 OKAY. 00:03:45.292 --> 00:03:47.192 WELL, BYE. -BYE. 00:03:47.194 --> 00:03:48.260 -MM. 00:03:48.262 --> 00:03:50.729 -GOOD NIGHT. -GOOD NIGHT. 00:03:50.731 --> 00:03:51.863 -DINNER. 00:03:52.665 --> 00:03:55.000 -AS FRIENDS. -YEAH. 00:03:55.002 --> 00:03:56.501 - BYE. 00:04:04.744 --> 00:04:06.712 -YOU KNOW, WHAT'S FUNNY IS A MONTH AGO, 00:04:06.714 --> 00:04:08.313 THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY. 00:04:08.315 --> 00:04:11.950 SHE PROMISED THIS GUY A THIRD DATE. 00:04:11.952 --> 00:04:14.152 UGH. I'M UNLUCKY. 00:04:14.154 --> 00:04:15.654 IT'S LIKE EVERY GIRL IN THIS TOWN, 00:04:15.656 --> 00:04:17.389 THEY'RE PLAYING A GAME, YOU KNOW? 00:04:17.391 --> 00:04:19.324 AND THE HOTTER THE CHICK -- PBHT! 00:04:19.326 --> 00:04:21.026 THE CRAZIER THE GAME. 00:04:23.463 --> 00:04:25.264 I'M GOOD, MAN. 00:04:25.266 --> 00:04:26.932 -THIS ONE'S ON HER. 00:04:35.308 --> 00:04:37.509 -THANKS. 00:04:38.911 --> 00:04:41.179 I, UM... 00:04:41.181 --> 00:04:43.949 I USUALLY DON'T DRINK ALONE. 00:04:45.251 --> 00:04:46.918 -SO DON'T. 00:04:52.993 --> 00:04:54.559 -I'M HARRY. 00:04:54.561 --> 00:04:56.762 -I'M MAREN. -HI, MAREN. 00:05:00.301 --> 00:05:03.101 SO...MAREN. 00:05:05.172 --> 00:05:06.438 -DO YOU STAY AT THIS HOTEL? 00:05:06.440 --> 00:05:08.740 -YEAH. I'M HERE FOR THE WEEKEND. 00:05:08.742 --> 00:05:10.575 DOING SOME OPEN HOUSES. 00:05:12.046 --> 00:05:14.046 I LIVE IN WESTCHESTER. 00:05:14.048 --> 00:05:16.915 - WOW. THAT'S PRETTY FANCY. 00:05:16.917 --> 00:05:19.785 - YEAH. 00:05:19.787 --> 00:05:22.120 BUT I GET TO SEE MY KIDS WHEN I'M IN TOWN. 00:05:22.122 --> 00:05:24.122 - YOUR KIDS? 00:05:24.124 --> 00:05:25.891 YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS. 00:05:25.893 --> 00:05:27.793 YOU HAVE THREE KIDS. SHE HAS THREE KIDS. 00:05:27.795 --> 00:05:29.027 Wow. 00:05:29.029 --> 00:05:30.896 -ONE'S IN COLLEGE HERE IN THE CITY. 00:05:30.898 --> 00:05:32.931 -WERE YOU PREGNANT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL? 00:05:32.933 --> 00:05:35.467 -OH. CUTE. 00:05:35.469 --> 00:05:38.003 I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE MOMS. 00:05:39.172 --> 00:05:42.074 -YOU DIVORCED? 00:05:43.577 --> 00:05:47.879 -HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S HIS LOSS. 00:05:49.582 --> 00:05:52.617 -SO, HARRY... 00:05:52.619 --> 00:05:55.220 WHY ARE YOU DRINKING ALONE? 00:06:07.067 --> 00:06:09.101 -WHAT? 00:06:18.445 --> 00:06:20.245 -MM. 00:06:20.247 --> 00:06:22.214 MM. 00:06:26.452 --> 00:06:28.887 -OKAY. I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 00:06:28.889 --> 00:06:31.590 -REALLY? WHAT? -YEAH. 00:06:33.827 --> 00:06:36.561 IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I'VE HAD SEX. 00:06:38.598 --> 00:06:40.899 -WHOA. YOU MARRIED? 00:06:40.901 --> 00:06:42.601 -WHAT? 00:06:42.603 --> 00:06:45.570 NO, NO. NO. 00:06:45.572 --> 00:06:46.972 UM... 00:06:49.843 --> 00:06:52.444 MY FIANCéE CHEATED ON ME. 00:06:52.446 --> 00:06:54.713 AWHILE BACK. 00:06:57.016 --> 00:06:59.384 -OKAY. 00:06:59.386 --> 00:07:01.987 WE'LL GO SLOW. 00:07:03.322 --> 00:07:05.891 MM? 00:07:08.595 --> 00:07:10.629 WANT TO HAND ME THAT GLASS? 00:07:15.802 --> 00:07:17.969 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE, TOO. 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:23.108 -WHAT'S THAT? 00:07:23.110 --> 00:07:25.010 -I'M NERVOUS, TOO. 00:07:25.778 --> 00:07:27.412 -YOU'RE NERVOUS, TOO? THAT'S GOOD. 00:07:27.414 --> 00:07:28.980 THAT'S GOOD. NERVOUS IS GOOD. 00:07:28.982 --> 00:07:31.683 -YOU WANT TO TRY SOMETHING FUN? 00:07:31.685 --> 00:07:33.618 -OKAY. 00:07:37.857 --> 00:07:40.125 -IT'S LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL. REMEMBER? 00:07:40.127 --> 00:07:41.626 -I DID NOT DO THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL. 00:07:41.628 --> 00:07:43.328 - YOU DIDN'T? 00:07:43.330 --> 00:07:45.931 -WELL, WE WENT TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS, PROBABLY. 00:07:45.933 --> 00:07:47.966 -YEAH. 00:07:49.368 --> 00:07:51.670 -I WENT ON A DATE TONIGHT. 00:07:51.672 --> 00:07:55.640 MY FIRST IN A REALLY, REALLY LONG TIME. 00:07:55.642 --> 00:07:58.777 AND, UM... 00:07:58.779 --> 00:08:03.815 IT WAS WITH THIS GUY I HADN'T SEEN SINCE COLLEGE. 00:08:03.817 --> 00:08:07.352 YOU KNOW HOW THINGS GET BUILT UP OVER E-MAIL AND TEXT? 00:08:07.354 --> 00:08:11.089 AND -- AND WE MET. IT WAS WEIRD. 00:08:12.291 --> 00:08:13.792 -WHY WAS IT WEIRD? 00:08:13.794 --> 00:08:17.662 -WELL, LET'S START WITH...SIZE. 00:08:21.235 --> 00:08:22.801 -WAS HE, LIKE -- 00:08:22.803 --> 00:08:24.336 -50 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN -- 00:08:24.338 --> 00:08:25.570 -OH, I WAS THINKING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 00:08:26.907 --> 00:08:29.074 -THAT'S WHEN I SHOULD HAVE LEFT, RIGHT? 00:08:30.143 --> 00:08:32.043 BUT I STAYED, 00:08:32.045 --> 00:08:37.749 AND HE STARTED SUCKING MY FINGERS AT DINNER. 00:08:40.654 --> 00:08:42.821 WHO DOES THAT? 00:08:43.689 --> 00:08:46.458 HEY. 00:08:46.460 --> 00:08:47.926 I WANT YOU TO KNOW 00:08:47.928 --> 00:08:51.997 THAT NOT EVERY GUY OUT THERE IS GONNA BE LIKE HIM. 00:08:51.999 --> 00:08:55.400 YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT ALL FLABBY, DISHONEST... 00:08:55.402 --> 00:08:57.669 FINGER SUCKING AT THE DINNER TABLE WEIRDOS. 00:09:05.878 --> 00:09:09.114 LET'S NOT PUT ANY PRESSURE ON TONIGHT. 00:09:10.149 --> 00:09:12.817 WHATEVER IT IS IS WHAT IT IS. 00:09:21.827 --> 00:09:24.696 -I'M SO CONFUSED. I SET IT ALL UP FOR YOU. 00:09:24.698 --> 00:09:26.164 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T NAIL HER. 00:09:26.166 --> 00:09:27.966 -I WALKED HER HOME. I ACTUALLY LIKED HER. 00:09:27.968 --> 00:09:29.200 IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT NAILING SOMEBODY. 00:09:29.202 --> 00:09:30.735 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO NAIL SOMEBODY? 00:09:30.737 --> 00:09:31.736 -OKAY. 00:09:31.738 --> 00:09:33.071 THEN YOU WENT OUT HAN SOLO, 00:09:33.073 --> 00:09:35.206 NAILED A NEW CHICK AFTER GETTING REJECTED. 00:09:35.208 --> 00:09:37.275 -IT'S DIFFERENT, AND I WASN'T REJECTED. 00:09:37.277 --> 00:09:39.611 WE -- YOU KNOW, WE -- WE PARTED AMICABLY. 00:09:39.613 --> 00:09:41.446 -YOU AT LEAST MAKE OUT? -NO. 00:09:41.448 --> 00:09:42.781 BUT... 00:09:42.783 --> 00:09:44.249 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT TO DINNER. 00:09:44.251 --> 00:09:45.183 -MM-HMM. YEAH. 00:09:45.185 --> 00:09:47.919 AND THAT RELATIONSHIP'S DEAD. 00:09:49.155 --> 00:09:50.755 -YOU THINK SO? WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S DEAD? 00:09:50.757 --> 00:09:52.257 -HAVE YOU EVER SUCCESSFULLY DATED A GIRL 00:09:52.259 --> 00:09:54.225 WHERE YOU DIDN'T GET SOME SMALL KISS 00:09:54.227 --> 00:09:56.861 OR SOME INKLING OF PROGRESSION BY THE NIGHT'S END? 00:09:58.432 --> 00:09:59.531 I GOT HER NUMBER. 00:09:59.533 --> 00:10:01.232 -MEANINGLESS WITHOUT A MAKE OUT. 00:10:01.234 --> 00:10:03.768 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? TELL ME ABOUT THE SECOND ONE. 00:10:03.770 --> 00:10:05.170 -I DON'T KNOW. 00:10:05.172 --> 00:10:06.838 THE SEC-- THE SECOND ONE WAS A ONE-NIGHT THING. 00:10:06.840 --> 00:10:08.073 IT WAS -- IT WAS NOTHING. 00:10:08.075 --> 00:10:09.374 -WAS SHE HOT? -YEAH. 00:10:09.376 --> 00:10:10.909 OLDER. -OH? 00:10:10.911 --> 00:10:12.310 -YEAH. -OLDER. OKAY. 00:10:12.312 --> 00:10:15.246 NOW YOU CAN REAPPROACH THE FIRST GIRL 00:10:15.248 --> 00:10:16.448 WITH THAT CONFIDENCE YOU WERE LACKING. 00:10:16.450 --> 00:10:17.882 -I'M CONFUSED. 00:10:17.884 --> 00:10:19.150 I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID THE FIRST ONE WAS DEAD. 00:10:19.152 --> 00:10:20.685 -YOU CAN TEXT HER SOMETHING NAUGHTY. 00:10:20.687 --> 00:10:22.120 LIKE, WHAT IS SHE, UH... 00:10:22.122 --> 00:10:23.388 YOU KNOW, WHAT KIND OF PANTIES DOES SHE WEAR? 00:10:23.390 --> 00:10:24.789 LIKE, OH, IS SHE LOUD -- 00:10:24.791 --> 00:10:25.957 -SHE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE, OKAY? 00:10:25.959 --> 00:10:27.225 -SCRATCH HER OFF THE LIST. 00:10:27.227 --> 00:10:28.793 TEXT THE MILF SOMETHING DIRTY. 00:10:28.795 --> 00:10:29.961 SHE'S TOTALLY YOUR STRONG HAND. 00:10:29.963 --> 00:10:31.596 -I'M NOT TEXTING ANYBODY. 00:10:31.598 --> 00:10:33.331 - YOU HAVE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY 00:10:33.333 --> 00:10:35.734 TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH ZERO CHANCE OF GETTING HURT. 00:10:35.736 --> 00:10:39.371 -Shh. Shh, shh. HELLO? -ZERO CHANCE. 00:10:39.373 --> 00:10:41.306 -OH, HEY. 00:10:42.908 --> 00:10:45.910 ALL RIGHT, YEAH. BYE. 00:10:48.214 --> 00:10:50.115 -WHO WAS THAT? -IT WAS THE SECOND ONE. 00:10:50.117 --> 00:10:53.551 SHE WANTED TO HANG OUT LATER, SO WE MIGHT, YOU KNOW -- 00:10:53.553 --> 00:10:54.719 JARED, STOP THAT. 00:10:54.721 --> 00:10:56.054 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 00:10:56.056 --> 00:10:57.589 I'M JUST MAYBE GRABBING A COFFEE WITH HER. 00:10:57.591 --> 00:10:59.457 LOOK AT ME. THAT'S IT. 00:11:02.561 --> 00:11:05.764 GOD. 00:11:05.766 --> 00:11:06.831 -OH, GOD. 00:11:12.138 --> 00:11:15.473 YOUR SECRET'S GONNA COME OUT. 00:11:19.378 --> 00:11:21.012 -WHAT SECRET? 00:11:21.014 --> 00:11:24.349 -WHEN ALL THE OTHER GIRLS FIND OUT HOW GOOD YOU ARE, 00:11:24.351 --> 00:11:27.719 I'M GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THEM OFF YOU WITH A STICK. 00:11:32.125 --> 00:11:34.793 I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 00:11:40.901 --> 00:11:43.902 I WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN WHAT IT IS. 00:11:45.271 --> 00:11:46.638 HMM? 00:11:49.242 --> 00:11:51.543 -YEAH. 00:11:58.284 --> 00:12:02.887 TELL ME ABOUT THE GIRL FROM YESTERDAY. 00:12:02.889 --> 00:12:05.256 -WHAT GIRL FROM YESTERDAY? 00:12:05.258 --> 00:12:06.391 -YOU KNOW. 00:12:06.393 --> 00:12:08.493 - WHAT GIRL FROM YESTERDAY? 00:12:08.495 --> 00:12:12.964 THE ONE THAT GOT YOU ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE AT THE BAR. 00:12:12.966 --> 00:12:15.700 IS SHE CUTE? 00:12:16.870 --> 00:12:18.369 COME ON. 00:12:18.371 --> 00:12:20.672 SHE -- 00:12:20.674 --> 00:12:22.073 YEAH. 00:12:23.042 --> 00:12:25.143 I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION, 00:12:25.145 --> 00:12:29.714 AND THEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS SEEING ANOTHER GUY, 00:12:29.716 --> 00:12:32.350 AND SHE HAD, UH, SHE HAD PROMISED THIS GUY A THIRD DATE, 00:12:32.352 --> 00:12:33.351 SO... 00:12:33.353 --> 00:12:37.255 ANYWAY, THAT WAS IT, YOU KNOW? 00:12:37.257 --> 00:12:39.424 IT'S OVER. 00:12:39.426 --> 00:12:41.493 -WHAT? 00:12:41.495 --> 00:12:43.094 NO, IT'S NOT OVER! 00:12:43.096 --> 00:12:46.698 -IT IS VERY MUCH OVER. -NO! 00:12:46.700 --> 00:12:48.767 TEXT HER. 00:12:50.871 --> 00:12:52.504 -RIGHT NOW? 00:12:52.506 --> 00:12:53.905 -YEAH. 00:12:53.907 --> 00:12:55.707 -SHE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS. 00:12:55.709 --> 00:12:58.643 -SHE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET. 00:12:58.645 --> 00:13:00.245 -YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 00:13:00.247 --> 00:13:01.679 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ENCOURAGING THIS. 00:13:01.681 --> 00:13:02.747 -YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TEXT HER. 00:13:02.749 --> 00:13:04.149 -NO. YOU WILL NOT. 00:13:04.151 --> 00:13:06.851 YOU WILL NOT TEXT ANYONE, YOUNG LADY. 00:13:06.853 --> 00:13:08.653 I WILL TEXT HER. 00:13:08.655 --> 00:13:10.054 WHEN I GET HOME. 00:13:10.056 --> 00:13:11.122 -TEXT HER NOW. 00:13:11.124 --> 00:13:12.590 IF SHE ANSWERS RIGHT BACK, 00:13:12.592 --> 00:13:14.626 IT'S BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU. 00:13:19.165 --> 00:13:21.032 -I'LL SEE IF SHE WANTS TO GRAB DINNER TONIGHT. 00:13:21.034 --> 00:13:22.534 - IT'S TOO LAST MINUTE. 00:13:22.536 --> 00:13:25.203 IT'S AS IF YOU WEREN'T REALLY THINKING ABOUT HER. 00:13:25.205 --> 00:13:26.838 ASK HER TO SOMETHING MORE CASUAL, 00:13:26.840 --> 00:13:29.841 LIKE COFFEE OR LUNCH. 00:13:29.843 --> 00:13:32.343 -HOW ABOUT I INVITE HER TO BRUNCH? 00:13:36.550 --> 00:13:38.082 -"HEY. 00:13:38.084 --> 00:13:44.255 YOU...WANT TO GRAB...BRUNCH SOMETIME?" 00:13:44.257 --> 00:13:46.825 -"BRUNCH TOMORROW" QUESTION MARK. 00:13:46.827 --> 00:13:48.326 LIGHT. 00:13:50.963 --> 00:13:57.168 -"BRUNCH TOMORROW" QUESTION MARK. 00:13:57.970 --> 00:14:00.371 -SEND. 00:14:01.741 --> 00:14:03.208 -YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT NEW YORK CITY? 00:14:03.210 --> 00:14:05.310 -UM, THE RATS? -NOPE. 00:14:05.312 --> 00:14:06.277 -POLLUTION? -NOPE. 00:14:06.279 --> 00:14:07.545 -CONSTRUCTION? -YES! 00:14:07.547 --> 00:14:09.314 CONSTRUCTION. I WAS -- 00:14:09.316 --> 00:14:10.481 THEY'RE ALWAYS BUILDING STUFF. 00:14:10.483 --> 00:14:11.716 LIKE, WHAT ARE THEY BUILDING? 00:14:11.718 --> 00:14:12.951 -I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NEW YORK. 00:14:12.953 --> 00:14:14.185 -YOU DON'T DO CONSTRUCTION, DO YOU? 00:14:14.187 --> 00:14:16.654 - NO, I WORK IN I.T. SALES. 00:14:16.656 --> 00:14:18.089 -REALLY? I.T. -MM-HMM. 00:14:18.091 --> 00:14:19.257 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING SEXIER, 00:14:19.259 --> 00:14:21.459 LIKE...ACTUARIAL SCIENCE. 00:14:22.596 --> 00:14:24.562 WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO? 00:14:24.564 --> 00:14:27.131 -UH, I DON'T DO ANYTHING. 00:14:28.567 --> 00:14:29.767 -TELL ME MORE. 00:14:29.769 --> 00:14:31.469 -I DON'T DO NOTHING. I'M -- I'M IN SCHOOL. 00:14:31.471 --> 00:14:34.839 I'M FINISHING UP A TWO-YEAR GRAD PROGRAM AT COLUMBIA. 00:14:34.841 --> 00:14:36.074 STUDYING ARCHITECTURE. 00:14:36.076 --> 00:14:37.775 -OH, NO WAY. MY DAD'S AN ARCHITECT. 00:14:37.777 --> 00:14:39.177 -GET OUT OF HERE. 00:14:39.179 --> 00:14:41.012 -YEAH, HE'S A PARTNER AT KENNER AND BOYD. 00:14:41.014 --> 00:14:43.147 -K&B? WOW. 00:14:43.149 --> 00:14:45.450 I'M SUPPOSED TO INTERVIEW WITH THEM NEXT WEEK. 00:14:45.452 --> 00:14:48.553 -OH, WELL, I'LL MAKE SURE HE KEEPS AN EYE OUT FOR YOU. 00:14:48.555 --> 00:14:50.855 SO, UM... 00:14:50.857 --> 00:14:53.658 I NEED -- I NEED YOUR MALE ADVICE FOR SOMETHING. 00:14:53.660 --> 00:14:56.261 -OKAY. SHOOT. 00:14:56.263 --> 00:15:01.432 -I WENT ON THE THIRD DATE WITH THAT GUY LAST NIGHT. 00:15:01.434 --> 00:15:04.369 AND I DON'T KNOW. WE JUST HAD AN OKAY TIME. 00:15:04.371 --> 00:15:07.639 -WAS IT -- WAS IT GOOD OKAY? WAS IT -- WAS IT BAD OKAY? 00:15:07.641 --> 00:15:10.441 -FIRST OF ALL, HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY PLAN FOR DINNER. 00:15:10.443 --> 00:15:11.276 OKAY? 00:15:11.278 --> 00:15:12.577 AND THEN HE SAYS, 00:15:12.579 --> 00:15:14.646 "OH, WE'LL JUST GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO." 00:15:14.648 --> 00:15:17.282 SO WE END UP JUST, LIKE, SPENDING AN HOUR 00:15:17.284 --> 00:15:18.950 WALKING THE STREETS OF NO RESERVATION 00:15:18.952 --> 00:15:20.618 LOOKING FOR A TABLE. -NO. 00:15:20.620 --> 00:15:22.053 YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR DATE WALK THE STREETS IN HEELS 00:15:22.055 --> 00:15:23.621 WHEN YOU CAN JUST USE AN APP. 00:15:23.623 --> 00:15:26.024 -YOU MEAN THE APP FOR HIS... FLIP PHONE? 00:15:26.026 --> 00:15:28.159 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? UGH. GRACE, 00:15:28.161 --> 00:15:30.561 --GRACE. NO. 00:15:30.563 --> 00:15:32.530 HE HAS A FLIP PHONE? -YEAH. 00:15:32.532 --> 00:15:34.165 -WHAT KIND OF BATTERIES DOES THAT THING TAKE? 00:15:34.167 --> 00:15:35.934 IS IT LIKE AA OR AAA? 00:15:35.936 --> 00:15:38.569 - OH, I KNOW. 00:15:38.571 --> 00:15:40.071 OH. IT'S HIM. 00:15:40.073 --> 00:15:41.539 IT'S, UH, IT'S FLIP PHONE. 00:15:43.743 --> 00:15:46.010 HE'S APOLOGIZING FOR THE RESTAURANT DEBACLE. 00:15:46.012 --> 00:15:48.079 HMM. 00:15:48.081 --> 00:15:49.914 -YOU'RE -- YOU'RE GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN? 00:15:50.849 --> 00:15:54.118 -HE SAYS HE WANTS TO MEET TODAY FOR COFFEE. 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:56.788 WHY SO SOON AFTER OUR LAST DATE? 00:15:56.790 --> 00:15:58.890 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 00:15:58.892 --> 00:16:00.124 -I DON'T KNOW. 00:16:00.126 --> 00:16:01.125 I MEAN, COFFEE TODAY 00:16:01.127 --> 00:16:02.560 JUST SEEMS REALLY LAST MINUTE, 00:16:02.562 --> 00:16:04.729 IT'S LIKE HE'S NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT YOU. 00:16:05.764 --> 00:16:08.399 -YOU THINK? 00:16:09.501 --> 00:16:14.906 -OR HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND HE WANTS TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 00:16:16.743 --> 00:16:18.643 -YOU'RE THE BEST. THANKS. 00:16:19.979 --> 00:16:21.579 -NO PROBLEM. 00:16:22.982 --> 00:16:27.218 WELL, UM, I FEEL FOOLISH. 00:16:27.220 --> 00:16:30.488 I MEAN, THERE'S A PART OF ME THAT FEELS NAIVE. 00:16:30.490 --> 00:16:34.092 I WONDER WHY I EVER GOT MY HOPES UP TO BEGIN WITH. 00:16:34.094 --> 00:16:36.361 LOOK, I-I-IT'S NOT WORKING OUT. 00:16:36.363 --> 00:16:39.964 I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT. 00:16:39.966 --> 00:16:42.767 I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT 00:16:42.769 --> 00:16:45.136 SHE JUST -- SHE LIKES SOME OTHER CLOWN. 00:16:45.138 --> 00:16:47.171 -TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. 00:16:47.173 --> 00:16:49.140 -YOU KNOW SHE'S WITH HIM RIGHT NOW. 00:16:49.142 --> 00:16:50.842 THEY'RE OUT HAVING COFFEE. 00:16:50.844 --> 00:16:53.277 COFFEE? YEAH, RIGHT. 00:16:53.279 --> 00:16:55.213 -GIRLS PLAY GAMES, SWEETHEART. 00:16:55.215 --> 00:16:56.614 -YOU NEVER PLAYED ANY GAMES. 00:16:56.616 --> 00:16:58.716 -MM. I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY GAMES. 00:17:03.455 --> 00:17:05.490 -IT'S HER. -MM-HMM. 00:17:07.993 --> 00:17:10.461 -HE BROKE UP WITH HER. 00:17:10.463 --> 00:17:13.264 -MM. SAD. 00:17:15.769 --> 00:17:18.703 -"I CAN REALLY USE SOMEONE TO TALK TO RIGHT NOW. 00:17:18.705 --> 00:17:21.005 ARE YOU FREE?" 00:17:21.007 --> 00:17:22.440 SHE WANTS TO SEE ME. 00:17:22.442 --> 00:17:25.309 - GREAT. 00:17:29.114 --> 00:17:31.582 NO, NO. SHE WANTS TO SEE ME. 00:17:31.584 --> 00:17:32.750 I MEAN, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW 00:17:32.752 --> 00:17:35.386 THIS IS A PRETTY CRITICAL MOMENT. 00:17:35.388 --> 00:17:37.889 - I UNDERSTAND. 00:17:38.891 --> 00:17:42.026 BUT I'D REALLY LIKE TO HAVE SEX BEFORE I LEAVE. 00:17:42.028 --> 00:17:44.462 HMM? 00:17:46.832 --> 00:17:50.501 -I-I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 00:17:52.505 --> 00:17:54.772 -WHY NOT? 00:17:55.808 --> 00:17:57.809 -UM... 00:17:57.811 --> 00:18:01.112 'CAUSE I MIGHT BE STARTING SOMETHING WITH THIS GIRL. 00:18:01.114 --> 00:18:02.547 - WAIT. 00:18:03.415 --> 00:18:05.249 ONE MINUTE AGO, IT WAS OKAY TO HAVE SEX, 00:18:05.251 --> 00:18:07.852 AND NOW IT'S NOT? 00:18:07.854 --> 00:18:09.153 -I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, 00:18:09.155 --> 00:18:10.922 I DIDN'T HAVE A SHOT WITH THIS GIRL A MINUTE AGO, 00:18:10.924 --> 00:18:13.024 SO NOW I'M JUST LIKE, "I CAN'T SLEEP WITH YOU 00:18:13.026 --> 00:18:14.859 AND THEN RUN OFF TO SEE HER." 00:18:16.095 --> 00:18:17.762 -IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE CHEATING. 00:18:17.764 --> 00:18:19.997 -NO, I KNOW. IT -- 00:18:19.999 --> 00:18:21.432 IT'S JUST DISHONEST. 00:18:22.734 --> 00:18:25.736 I-I DON'T WANT TO START A NEW RELATIONSHIP OFF 00:18:25.738 --> 00:18:26.904 ON THE WRONG FOOT. 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:30.141 -THIS IS NEW. 00:18:30.143 --> 00:18:31.809 -YEAH, THIS IS NEW. 00:18:31.811 --> 00:18:37.381 BUT WE BOTH AGREE THAT THIS WAS GONNA BE A FUN WEEKEND THING. 00:18:37.383 --> 00:18:38.616 -WHY WOULD YOU EVEN COME BACK HERE 00:18:38.618 --> 00:18:41.752 IF YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME? 00:18:41.754 --> 00:18:47.658 YOU GET ONE TEXT FROM THAT GIRL AND I'M OUT? 00:18:47.660 --> 00:18:50.528 -YOU WERE THE ONE THAT ENCOURAGED ME TO ASK HER OUT. 00:18:56.302 --> 00:18:58.436 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 00:19:08.780 --> 00:19:09.914 DON'T COME BACK. 00:19:13.218 --> 00:19:15.019 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? 00:19:16.021 --> 00:19:17.455 MAREN, THIS IS STUPID. 00:19:17.457 --> 00:19:19.023 LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE ADULTS. 00:19:19.025 --> 00:19:20.525 -YOU ARE SELFISH. 00:19:22.629 --> 00:19:24.795 YOU DON'T CARE WHO YOU HURT. 00:19:25.898 --> 00:19:28.299 PLEASE LEAVE. 00:19:28.301 --> 00:19:29.567 GO. 00:19:30.335 --> 00:19:31.836 -FINE. 00:19:31.838 --> 00:19:33.604 I'M SORRY. 00:19:34.706 --> 00:19:37.141 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? -NO. 00:19:37.143 --> 00:19:39.177 DON'T TALK. 00:19:40.346 --> 00:19:41.579 WHATEVER. 00:19:41.581 --> 00:19:44.015 I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG. 00:21:17.142 --> 00:21:18.476 -HEY. 00:21:18.478 --> 00:21:19.777 THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME UP TO MEET YOUR DAD. 00:21:19.779 --> 00:21:21.012 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 00:21:21.014 --> 00:21:22.847 -YEAH, OF COURSE. 00:21:22.849 --> 00:21:24.215 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S GOOD 00:21:24.217 --> 00:21:25.816 THAT YOU DIDN'T MEET HIM DURING YOUR INTERVIEW, 00:21:25.818 --> 00:21:28.185 'CAUSE THIS IS WAY MORE RELAXED. 00:21:28.187 --> 00:21:29.620 -DO I LOOK NERVOUS? 00:21:29.622 --> 00:21:32.156 --NO? 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:34.892 -DON'T BE NERVOUS. 00:21:34.894 --> 00:21:38.162 HE'S SUPER COOL, AND HE MAKES A MEAN BARBECUE. 00:21:38.164 --> 00:21:40.264 -I AM STARVING. 00:21:40.266 --> 00:21:41.632 -ME, TOO. 00:21:47.040 --> 00:21:51.008 I CAN'T WALK INTO MY PARENTS' HOUSE LOOKING ALL FLUSHED. 00:21:52.811 --> 00:21:56.814 OKAY, JUST MAKE A LEFT INTO THIS DRIVEWAY. 00:22:15.801 --> 00:22:18.169 -WELL...HERE GOES NOTHING. 00:22:18.171 --> 00:22:20.004 - DON'T WORRY. 00:22:21.306 --> 00:22:22.840 -THERE THEY ARE! 00:22:22.842 --> 00:22:23.774 OH! 00:22:23.776 --> 00:22:25.343 HI, SWEETHEART. HOW ARE YOU? 00:22:25.345 --> 00:22:26.844 HELLO. YOU MUST BE HARRY. 00:22:26.846 --> 00:22:28.746 -NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR. -NO, CALL ME PHIL. 00:22:28.748 --> 00:22:30.514 CALL ME PHIL. COME ON IN. 00:22:30.516 --> 00:22:31.916 -WHERE'S MOM? 00:22:31.918 --> 00:22:34.218 -UH, SHE'S OUT FINISHING UP SOME GARDENING. 00:22:34.220 --> 00:22:36.053 SO THE DRIVE UP WAS OKAY? 00:22:36.055 --> 00:22:38.689 -YEAH. WE JUST TOOK 95 ALL THE WAY. 00:22:38.691 --> 00:22:40.624 AND WE BROUGHT WINE. 00:22:40.626 --> 00:22:42.426 -RED. THAT IS PERFECT. 00:22:42.428 --> 00:22:43.494 LET'S HAVE SOME. 00:22:43.496 --> 00:22:45.029 -SOUNDS GOOD. -OKAY. 00:22:45.031 --> 00:22:47.665 -THE INTERVIEWER SAID GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU, HARRY. 00:22:47.667 --> 00:22:50.067 -THANK YOU. THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HEAR. 00:22:50.069 --> 00:22:52.336 -WHAT OTHER FIRMS ARE YOU MEETING WITH? 00:22:52.338 --> 00:22:53.571 -A HANDFUL OF OTHERS. 00:22:53.573 --> 00:22:56.240 MILLER AND SAMUELS, DESIGN INC., 00:22:56.242 --> 00:22:58.042 THE MARCUS COMPANY, THE FOUNDRY. 00:22:58.044 --> 00:22:59.477 -OH. CHICAGO. 00:22:59.479 --> 00:23:01.245 -YOU'D LEAVE NEW YORK? 00:23:01.247 --> 00:23:03.381 -I DON'T REALLY WANT TO, BUT... 00:23:03.383 --> 00:23:05.082 -ANY OFFERS? 00:23:05.084 --> 00:23:07.852 -NOT YET, BUT HOPEFULLY, SOMEONE WILL MAKE ONE SOON. 00:23:07.854 --> 00:23:09.920 - HOPEFULLY. 00:23:09.922 --> 00:23:12.289 -YOU GOT YOUR DEGREE AT COLUMBIA, RIGHT? 00:23:12.291 --> 00:23:14.358 -FOR GRAD SCHOOL, YES. -AND UNDERGRAD? 00:23:14.360 --> 00:23:16.127 -DARTMOUTH. -OH. 00:23:16.129 --> 00:23:18.162 "ANIMAL HOUSE" IS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIES. 00:23:20.266 --> 00:23:22.066 PHIL, I GOT TO TELL YOU, UH, THIS HOUSE IS AMAZING. 00:23:22.068 --> 00:23:23.134 DID YOU BUILD THIS? 00:23:23.136 --> 00:23:25.002 -I JUST DID SOME MAJOR RENOVATIONS. 00:23:25.004 --> 00:23:27.271 THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR WAS A CROOK. 00:23:27.273 --> 00:23:30.808 HE USED THE WRONG MATERIALS. HE CUT A LOT OF CORNERS. 00:23:30.810 --> 00:23:32.343 PART OF THE FOUNDATION WAS SINKING 00:23:32.345 --> 00:23:34.278 FOUR YEARS AFTER IT WAS DONE. 00:23:34.280 --> 00:23:35.646 -THAT'S NOT GOOD. 00:23:35.648 --> 00:23:37.348 -NO, I WAS SO BUSY WITH WORK AT THE FIRM, 00:23:37.350 --> 00:23:40.518 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN MY OWN HOME. 00:23:40.520 --> 00:23:42.353 - THAT'S CRAZY. 00:23:44.123 --> 00:23:45.656 -HI! -HI! 00:23:45.658 --> 00:23:47.658 -HI, SWEETIE! YOU'RE EARLY. 00:23:47.660 --> 00:23:48.759 I AM? I THOUGHT I SAID 5:00. 00:23:48.761 --> 00:23:50.161 -REALLY? -I DON'T KNOW. 00:23:52.330 --> 00:23:53.531 -WANT SOME WINE, HON? 00:23:57.803 --> 00:23:59.737 -MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? 00:23:59.739 --> 00:24:01.505 - YEAH. NO. 00:24:01.507 --> 00:24:02.973 NO, I'M NOT OKAY. 00:24:02.975 --> 00:24:06.610 I THI-- I THINK I'M OVERHEATING. 00:24:06.612 --> 00:24:07.878 -WELL, YOU WERE OUT THERE FOR A LONG TIME. 00:24:07.880 --> 00:24:09.113 THAT SUN'S A REAL KILLER. 00:24:09.115 --> 00:24:11.215 -I'M SO HOT. -I'LL GET YOU SOME WATER. 00:24:11.217 --> 00:24:13.117 - THANK YOU. 00:24:13.119 --> 00:24:13.951 -YOU OKAY? 00:24:13.953 --> 00:24:16.620 -YEAH, I'M FINE. STOP FUSSING. 00:24:16.622 --> 00:24:18.255 -WE'RE OUT OF, UM, BOTTLES. 00:24:18.257 --> 00:24:20.791 -IN THE PANTRY. 00:24:20.793 --> 00:24:22.960 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO LIE DOWN, HUH? 00:24:22.962 --> 00:24:25.229 -NO. JUST GO START THE GRILL. 00:24:25.231 --> 00:24:27.465 -ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 00:24:32.437 --> 00:24:33.737 The fuck are you doing here?! 00:24:33.739 --> 00:24:35.706 -You said you were divorced! 00:24:35.708 --> 00:24:36.774 -What are you doing with my daughter? 00:24:36.776 --> 00:24:38.375 -OH, YOUR DAUGHTER? 00:24:38.377 --> 00:24:40.377 YOU MEAN "THE ONE I WAS ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE ABOUT AT THE BAR"? 00:24:40.379 --> 00:24:42.046 -OH, GOD. 00:24:42.048 --> 00:24:43.414 -I FOUND IT. -HEY! 00:24:43.416 --> 00:24:45.683 -OH, MOM. YOU LOOK WORSE. 00:24:45.685 --> 00:24:47.251 -I'M JUST DEHYDRATED. 00:24:47.253 --> 00:24:50.454 -UM, HEY, I'M GONNA GO HELP YOUR DAD WITH THE GRILL. 00:24:50.456 --> 00:24:52.089 -NO. NO. 00:24:53.392 --> 00:24:55.025 I WANT YOU RIGHT HERE. 00:24:55.027 --> 00:24:57.728 I HAVE SO MUCH TO ASK YOU ABOUT. 00:25:17.249 --> 00:25:18.849 -SO, HOW'D YOU TWO MEET? 00:25:18.851 --> 00:25:21.852 -UM, WE WERE ACTUALLY BOTH OUT BOWLING ONE NIGHT. 00:25:21.854 --> 00:25:23.320 - OH. 00:25:23.322 --> 00:25:26.357 YOU KNOW, AS SOMEONE FROM AN OLDER GENERATION, 00:25:26.359 --> 00:25:29.727 I'M FASCINATED BY HOW DATING WORKS THESE DAYS. 00:25:29.729 --> 00:25:31.262 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 00:25:31.264 --> 00:25:32.863 -WELL, BACK IN THE DAYS OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS, 00:25:32.865 --> 00:25:34.665 OR EVEN BACK WHEN WE MET, 00:25:34.667 --> 00:25:37.167 THINGS JUST MOVED A LOT SLOWER. 00:25:37.169 --> 00:25:42.273 THERE WAS NO INTERNET, NO SOCIAL MEDIA, NO TEXTING. 00:25:42.275 --> 00:25:45.009 -I REMEMBER BEING SO NERVOUS WHEN I PICKED UP THE PHONE 00:25:45.011 --> 00:25:47.011 TO ASK YOUR MOTHER OUT ON OUR FIRST DATE, 00:25:47.013 --> 00:25:49.113 THAT I MUST HAVE HUNG UP 10 TIMES 00:25:49.115 --> 00:25:51.415 BEFORE I ACTUALLY DIALED AT LAST. 00:25:52.785 --> 00:25:54.685 TEXTING HAS GOT TO BE A LOT EASIER THAN THAT. 00:25:54.687 --> 00:25:58.155 AND, YOU KNOW, E-MAILING -- LET ME TELL YOU. 00:25:58.157 --> 00:26:01.058 THAT HAS MADE COURSEWORK SO MUCH EASIER. 00:26:01.060 --> 00:26:04.295 -HARRY, DID YOU TEXT OR CALL FIRST? 00:26:04.297 --> 00:26:06.630 -YOU TEXTED, REMEMBER? -I TEXTED? 00:26:06.632 --> 00:26:07.765 I TEXTED. 00:26:07.767 --> 00:26:09.466 YES. MY MIND'S A SIEVE. 00:26:10.836 --> 00:26:12.369 MUST HAVE BEEN SOME OTHER FLOOZY YOU WERE CALLING. 00:26:12.371 --> 00:26:14.772 - OH, NO. 00:26:14.774 --> 00:26:17.341 -I BELIEVE THAT THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS 00:26:17.343 --> 00:26:18.776 START AS FRIENDSHIPS. 00:26:18.778 --> 00:26:20.911 -YEAH, DAD. I'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE. 00:26:20.913 --> 00:26:22.446 -WELL, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. 00:26:22.448 --> 00:26:25.616 IT'S WHAT MAKES THE RELATIONSHIP I HAVE WITH YOUR MOTHER 00:26:25.618 --> 00:26:26.850 THAT MUCH STRONGER. 00:26:26.852 --> 00:26:28.852 -SO YOU TWO ARE MORE LIKE FRIENDS? 00:26:30.956 --> 00:26:32.723 -OF COURSE WE'RE FRIENDS. 00:26:32.725 --> 00:26:35.526 -SO, IT'S PLATONIC? 00:26:35.528 --> 00:26:38.862 -WELL, LIKE PHIL SO WISELY SAID, 00:26:38.864 --> 00:26:42.433 UM, YOU KNOW, THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS 00:26:42.435 --> 00:26:45.235 ARE...FOUNDED ON FRIENDSHIP. 00:26:45.237 --> 00:26:46.804 -OH. 00:26:46.806 --> 00:26:50.441 SO YOU TWO ARE JUST FRIENDS? -WE'RE DATING. 00:26:50.443 --> 00:26:52.710 -WAIT, I'M -- I'M CONFUSED. WHICH -- WHICH IS IT? 00:26:52.712 --> 00:26:56.347 -MAREN, I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO LABEL EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. 00:26:56.349 --> 00:26:59.316 -NO, I DON'T SEE THIS AS EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. 00:26:59.318 --> 00:27:01.785 I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP OUR DAUGHTER IS IN. 00:27:01.787 --> 00:27:04.788 -MOM, PLEASE. WE'RE DATING. THE END. 00:27:04.790 --> 00:27:06.123 -YEAH, YOU SAY THAT, 00:27:06.125 --> 00:27:08.125 BUT IT SEEMS AS IF HARRY IS SAYING ONE THING 00:27:08.127 --> 00:27:10.027 AND YOU'RE SAYING ANOTHER THING. 00:27:10.029 --> 00:27:12.896 BACK WHEN YOUR DAD AND I WERE GOING OUT, 00:27:12.898 --> 00:27:14.898 IT WASN'T UNTIL WE WERE PHYSICALLY INTIMATE 00:27:14.900 --> 00:27:16.100 THAT WE BOTH AGREED THAT WE WERE DATING. 00:27:16.102 --> 00:27:17.534 -MOM! 00:27:17.536 --> 00:27:19.803 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF HARRY AND I HAVE HAD SEX, JUST ASK. 00:27:19.805 --> 00:27:20.971 -WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX. 00:27:20.973 --> 00:27:22.640 -HARRY! -I'M SORRY. 00:27:22.642 --> 00:27:24.041 CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT? 00:27:24.043 --> 00:27:25.776 -YES. PLEASE. LET'S JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 00:27:25.778 --> 00:27:27.311 -I'D LIKE SOME MORE WINE, PLEASE. 00:27:27.313 --> 00:27:28.979 -IN A BIT, MAREN. 00:27:28.981 --> 00:27:30.381 -I'D LIKE SOME MORE WINE NOW. 00:27:30.383 --> 00:27:33.617 -I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FOR NOW. 00:27:33.619 --> 00:27:36.086 -JESUS CHRIST! 00:27:39.759 --> 00:27:42.292 EXCUSE ME. 00:27:44.430 --> 00:27:47.164 DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING TO PISS YOU OFF? 00:27:47.166 --> 00:27:49.867 - HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUSTARD? 00:27:49.869 --> 00:27:51.802 -I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S ON THE TABLE. 00:27:51.804 --> 00:27:53.971 YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE TO HARRY. 00:27:53.973 --> 00:27:56.340 UH, WE'RE CONSIDERING HIM FOR A POSITION, 00:27:56.342 --> 00:27:58.342 AND GRACE SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE HIM. 00:27:58.344 --> 00:28:00.678 -I DON'T LIKE HIM. 00:28:00.680 --> 00:28:01.779 HE'S A PHONY. 00:28:01.781 --> 00:28:03.313 -MAREN, IF THIS IS ABOUT ME 00:28:03.315 --> 00:28:05.049 AND WHATEVER PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH ME, 00:28:05.051 --> 00:28:06.884 YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON OUR DAUGHTER'S FRIEND. 00:28:06.886 --> 00:28:09.353 -OH. I'M GUILTY FOR YOUR INDISCRETIONS? 00:28:09.355 --> 00:28:10.954 - MY -- 00:28:10.956 --> 00:28:13.023 MY PAST WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL THEM 00:28:13.025 --> 00:28:14.458 AND YOU BEING RUDE TO HARRY 00:28:14.460 --> 00:28:16.660 HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER. 00:28:16.662 --> 00:28:18.495 NOTHING. 00:28:18.497 --> 00:28:19.697 -OH, REALLY? 00:28:19.699 --> 00:28:22.099 -YES. YES. REALLY. 00:28:27.772 --> 00:28:29.306 -WHAT? 00:28:31.377 --> 00:28:32.376 -WHAT? 00:28:32.378 --> 00:28:34.378 -NOTHING. 00:28:34.380 --> 00:28:36.246 -YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING. 00:28:36.248 --> 00:28:37.915 AND I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN THIS STATE, 00:28:37.917 --> 00:28:38.982 ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY. 00:28:38.984 --> 00:28:41.118 - I LOVE IT. 00:28:41.120 --> 00:28:43.520 I SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND, 00:28:43.522 --> 00:28:45.389 AND YOU SAY IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING, 00:28:45.391 --> 00:28:48.125 BECAUSE WE CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION. 00:28:48.127 --> 00:28:49.793 -WELL, SWEETHEART, YOU ARE DRINKING, 00:28:49.795 --> 00:28:50.828 AND WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. 00:28:50.830 --> 00:28:52.196 -I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO HAVE 00:28:52.198 --> 00:28:54.398 THIS EXACT SAME CONVERSATION TOMORROW MORNING, 00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:57.334 AND I WILL BE STONE-FUCKING-COLD SOBER. 00:28:57.336 --> 00:28:59.169 AND GUESS WHAT? -I'M SURE YOU WILL BE. 00:28:59.171 --> 00:29:01.205 -I WILL SAY THE EXACT SAME THINGS 00:29:01.207 --> 00:29:02.773 AND THEY WILL HAVE HAD NOTHING -- 00:29:02.775 --> 00:29:05.976 - MY MOM IS DRIVING ME NUTS. 00:29:05.978 --> 00:29:08.312 SHE'S ACTING REALLY WEIRD. 00:29:08.314 --> 00:29:11.415 -I-I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE ACTS LIKE NORMALLY, 00:29:11.417 --> 00:29:13.851 SO I DON'T HAVE A SCALE. 00:29:25.864 --> 00:29:27.598 -WHAT'S WRONG? 00:29:29.134 --> 00:29:31.235 -MAYBE IT'S BEST IF I LEAVE 00:29:31.237 --> 00:29:33.771 AND GIVE YOUR PARENTS SOME SPACE. 00:29:33.773 --> 00:29:36.206 -YOU THINK? 00:29:36.208 --> 00:29:37.207 -YEAH. 00:29:37.209 --> 00:29:38.509 UM... 00:29:45.183 --> 00:29:47.885 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 00:29:49.187 --> 00:29:51.155 I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL. 00:29:51.157 --> 00:29:53.056 -OH? -UH... 00:29:54.126 --> 00:29:55.459 I THINK I NEED TO GET SOME AIR. 00:29:55.461 --> 00:29:57.294 -WE'RE OUTSIDE. -I THINK IT'S THE FOOD. 00:29:57.296 --> 00:29:59.229 IT'S THE FOOD. -OH, NO. IT'S THE FOOD? 00:29:59.231 --> 00:30:01.165 -IT'S NOT THE FOOD. IT'S MY -- IT'S ME. 00:30:01.167 --> 00:30:03.066 IT'S MY IBS. I THINK MY IBS IS ACTING UP. 00:30:03.068 --> 00:30:04.968 -IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME? -MM-HMM. 00:30:04.970 --> 00:30:06.336 -YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT 00:30:06.338 --> 00:30:07.871 YOUR CAST-IRON STOMACH THE OTHER DAY. 00:30:07.873 --> 00:30:09.106 -I KNOW. IT'S WEIRD. 00:30:09.108 --> 00:30:10.307 ASIDE FROM A MILD LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, 00:30:10.309 --> 00:30:13.277 I'M USUALLY IRONCLAD, BUT, UH... OH, MAN. 00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:14.545 YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA GO TO THE PHARMACY. 00:30:14.547 --> 00:30:15.746 -NO, NO, NO. IT'S AROUND THE CORNER. 00:30:15.748 --> 00:30:17.748 I'LL GO. IT'S FINE. 00:30:17.750 --> 00:30:19.049 HARRY NEEDS LACTOSE PILLS. 00:30:19.051 --> 00:30:20.117 -YEAH. UGH. 00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:21.585 -YOU DO? -MM-HMM. 00:30:21.587 --> 00:30:25.022 UH, MY STOMACH'S NOT IN THE BEST OF MOODS RIGHT NOW. 00:30:25.024 --> 00:30:27.991 SO I TOLD -- I WAS GONNA GO TO THE PHARMACY. 00:30:27.993 --> 00:30:29.593 -I'LL DRIVE YOU. 00:30:29.595 --> 00:30:30.594 -GRACE JUST OFFERED. 00:30:30.596 --> 00:30:32.229 -IT'LL GIVE US SOME TIME TO CHAT. 00:30:32.231 --> 00:30:33.564 -HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO INCONVENIENCE YOU. 00:30:33.566 --> 00:30:34.832 -I INSIST. 00:30:34.834 --> 00:30:36.600 -I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 00:30:36.602 --> 00:30:39.336 -GRACE AND I CAN CATCH UP ON A FEW THINGS. 00:30:43.576 --> 00:30:47.010 UM...YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING IT MIGHT BE JUST BEST 00:30:47.012 --> 00:30:48.612 IF I HEAD OUT A LITTLE EARLY, 00:30:48.614 --> 00:30:50.547 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MY BUDDY JARED'S PLACE, 00:30:50.549 --> 00:30:53.250 SO IF I GET -- -JUST GET IN THE CAR. 00:31:02.460 --> 00:31:05.062 -I'M -- I'M SORRY I'M NOT FEELING WELL. 00:31:05.064 --> 00:31:06.930 -YOU CAN TELL ME THE TRUTH. 00:31:06.932 --> 00:31:08.732 I CAN HANDLE IT. 00:31:11.336 --> 00:31:12.903 -YOUR FOOD IS REALLY GOOD. 00:31:12.905 --> 00:31:14.438 IT'S DELICIOUS. 00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:15.906 AND MY STOMACH PAINS ARE IN NO WAY 00:31:15.908 --> 00:31:17.274 MEANT TO IMPUGN YOUR COOKING. 00:31:17.276 --> 00:31:19.676 -IT'S NOT ABOUT MY COOKING. IT'S ABOUT MAREN. 00:31:25.383 --> 00:31:28.018 I KNOW YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE. 00:31:28.020 --> 00:31:29.519 BUT THINK ABOUT HOW I FEEL. 00:31:31.323 --> 00:31:34.858 -I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS EVERY DAY. 00:31:38.897 --> 00:31:41.565 I'M SORRY. 00:31:41.567 --> 00:31:44.368 I'M SO SORRY, PHIL. 00:31:44.370 --> 00:31:47.771 WHEN I AGREED TO MEET GRACE'S PARENTS 00:31:47.773 --> 00:31:51.141 NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME TO SEE MAREN FACE-TO-FACE. 00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:55.579 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY BEHAVIOR. 00:31:55.581 --> 00:31:57.447 I FEEL AWFUL. 00:32:00.251 --> 00:32:02.586 -YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE? -YES. 00:32:03.788 --> 00:32:05.589 -YOU FEEL AWFUL? 00:32:07.025 --> 00:32:09.293 -I DO. 00:32:10.495 --> 00:32:12.696 -WHAT'D YOU DO? YOU WERE INVITED TO DINNER. 00:32:12.698 --> 00:32:16.466 YOU HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE GONNA WALK INTO ALL THAT TENSION. 00:32:16.468 --> 00:32:18.735 MAREN AND I, 00:32:18.737 --> 00:32:20.537 WE'VE BEEN HAVING STRUGGLES FOR AWHILE NOW, 00:32:20.539 --> 00:32:24.241 AND IT'S -- I FEEL REALLY BADLY 00:32:24.243 --> 00:32:27.110 THAT YOU GOT DRAGGED INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT. 00:32:28.580 --> 00:32:31.248 I'M EMBARRASSED. 00:32:31.250 --> 00:32:33.517 AND I KNOW YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE. 00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:34.851 -LITTLE BIT. 00:32:34.853 --> 00:32:37.521 -I-I-I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. 00:32:37.523 --> 00:32:39.790 I'M SORRY. 00:32:41.826 --> 00:32:43.694 -HEY. 00:32:43.696 --> 00:32:46.363 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 00:32:47.598 --> 00:32:48.899 -GOOD. 00:32:48.901 --> 00:32:50.534 THANKS. 00:32:51.369 --> 00:32:53.570 WELL, I'M GLAD WE CLEARED THE AIR. 00:32:53.572 --> 00:32:57.407 I FEEL BETTER. 00:33:00.979 --> 00:33:02.446 -OOF. 00:33:02.448 --> 00:33:04.281 I'M NOT WASHING ANYTHING BY HAND TONIGHT. 00:33:04.283 --> 00:33:06.016 -NO, JUST PUT EVERYTHING IN HERE. 00:33:06.018 --> 00:33:09.553 GET RID OF IT. -YEAH. PUT IT IN. 00:33:13.558 --> 00:33:14.825 HONEY... 00:33:15.526 --> 00:33:17.160 YOU REALLY LIKE THIS GUY, HUH? 00:33:17.162 --> 00:33:18.662 -YEAH, I THINK I DO. 00:33:18.664 --> 00:33:20.163 -MM. 00:33:22.300 --> 00:33:24.167 BUT HE IS A LITTLE OLD FOR YOU, ISN'T HE? 00:33:24.169 --> 00:33:25.702 - MOM. 00:33:25.704 --> 00:33:26.737 WE'RE JUST DATING, OKAY? 00:33:26.739 --> 00:33:28.105 WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED OR ANYTHING. 00:33:28.107 --> 00:33:29.506 WE'RE JUST -- 00:33:29.508 --> 00:33:30.807 YOU KNOW, WE'RE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 00:33:30.809 --> 00:33:31.842 WE'RE FIGURING IT OUT. 00:33:31.844 --> 00:33:33.276 -YEAH. 00:33:33.278 --> 00:33:35.245 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU RUSHING INTO SITUATIONS 00:33:35.247 --> 00:33:37.114 BEFORE YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY READY. 00:33:38.149 --> 00:33:39.416 -OH. 00:33:39.418 --> 00:33:41.218 YOU MEAN LIKE HOW YOU AND DAD HAD ME 00:33:41.220 --> 00:33:42.652 BEFORE YOU WERE PREPARED? 00:33:46.691 --> 00:33:48.658 -OKAY. 00:33:48.660 --> 00:33:50.560 WE DID INITIALLY RUSH INTO THINGS, 00:33:50.562 --> 00:33:54.464 BUT THAT WAS THEN, AND LOOK AT US NOW. 00:33:57.135 --> 00:33:58.935 -I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 00:33:58.937 --> 00:34:01.872 - OKAY. 00:34:01.874 --> 00:34:04.141 -IS DAD HAVING AN AFFAIR? 00:34:05.676 --> 00:34:06.610 -NO. 00:34:06.612 --> 00:34:08.512 NO. OF COURSE NOT. 00:34:08.514 --> 00:34:10.347 -I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW. 00:34:10.349 --> 00:34:12.682 WHAT IS IT? ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR? 00:34:12.684 --> 00:34:14.584 -HONEY! 00:34:14.586 --> 00:34:17.387 SWEETHEART, PLEASE. 00:34:17.389 --> 00:34:20.557 -IT JUST -- IT JUST FEELS REALLY WEIRD IN THIS HOUSE. 00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:23.160 I DON'T KNOW. AM I IMAGINING IT? 00:34:23.162 --> 00:34:25.462 -THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON, SWEETIE. 00:34:26.898 --> 00:34:28.098 -HERE. 00:34:28.100 --> 00:34:29.266 ROOM FOR THIS? 00:34:29.268 --> 00:34:31.802 - YEAH. 00:34:44.482 --> 00:34:46.283 UH, I'LL MEET YOU AT THE REGISTER. 00:34:46.285 --> 00:34:48.351 -OKAY. 00:34:50.988 --> 00:34:52.856 -HI, SWEETHEART. 00:34:52.858 --> 00:34:53.890 HI. 00:34:53.892 --> 00:34:55.258 THOSE ARE YOUR EYES, BABY. 00:34:55.260 --> 00:34:57.427 -THAT NOSE -- THE NOSE IS DEFINITELY YOURS. 00:34:57.429 --> 00:34:59.362 -OKAY, MAYBE IT'S MY NOSE, BUT THOSE ARE YOUR EYES. 00:34:59.364 --> 00:35:00.564 -YOU THINK SO? 00:35:00.566 --> 00:35:01.698 -YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. 00:35:01.700 --> 00:35:03.266 - YO. 00:35:03.268 --> 00:35:06.803 -I AM IN SOME SERIOUS SHIT RIGHT NOW, MAN. 00:35:06.805 --> 00:35:08.672 THE MOM THAT I SLEPT WITH A MONTH AGO? 00:35:08.674 --> 00:35:10.140 -UH-HUH. 00:35:10.142 --> 00:35:11.441 -GRACE'S MOTHER! 00:35:11.443 --> 00:35:13.076 -NO FUDGING WAY. -WHAT? 00:35:13.078 --> 00:35:14.578 -YEAH, FUDGING WAY. 00:35:14.580 --> 00:35:16.546 NOW I'M STUCK IN A HOUSE WITH HER AND GRACE. 00:35:16.548 --> 00:35:19.616 - THAT IS INCREDIBLE. 00:35:19.618 --> 00:35:21.651 -I D-- I'M FREAKING OUT, MAN. I GOT TO BAIL. 00:35:21.653 --> 00:35:24.421 -No, no, no, no, no. Bad move. -WAIT. WHAT? 00:35:24.423 --> 00:35:26.356 -THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW, 00:35:26.358 --> 00:35:28.258 YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY 00:35:28.260 --> 00:35:30.927 FROM HAVING A MOTHER/DAUGHTER THREESOME. 00:35:30.929 --> 00:35:33.697 Oh, my God. He's about to have a mother-daughter threesome. 00:35:33.699 --> 00:35:34.764 -EW! EW! 00:35:34.766 --> 00:35:36.333 -I NEVER DID THIS WHEN I WAS SINGLE. JESUS! 00:35:36.335 --> 00:35:38.268 -I'M NOT HAVING A MOTHER/DAUGHTER THREESOME! 00:35:42.640 --> 00:35:44.941 DUDE, I NEED YOU TO BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. 00:35:44.943 --> 00:35:47.043 The husband has no idea I had sex with his wife. 00:35:47.045 --> 00:35:49.412 -THERE'S A HUSBAND? -YES! 00:35:49.414 --> 00:35:50.847 -Don't worry about it. 00:35:50.849 --> 00:35:52.015 SHE IS NOT GONNA WANT 00:35:52.017 --> 00:35:54.117 TO REVEAL THE AFFAIR ANY MORE THAN YOU DO. 00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:55.652 YOU'LL BE COMPLETELY FINE. 00:35:55.654 --> 00:35:58.722 -ARE YOU KIDDING? I THINK SHE WANTS A DIVORCE. 00:35:58.724 --> 00:36:00.056 -PLAY IT COOL. 00:36:00.058 --> 00:36:02.359 NO OPEN AFFECTION TOWARD HER IN FRONT OF THE MOTHER. 00:36:02.361 --> 00:36:03.793 -I'M JUST COMING OVER TO YOU. 00:36:03.795 --> 00:36:05.629 -Don't feed her at the dinner table. Do not -- 00:36:05.631 --> 00:36:07.898 -YOU ALL SET? -YEAH. 00:36:10.568 --> 00:36:13.036 -WE HAVE LEFTOVERS, SWEETIE. 00:36:13.038 --> 00:36:14.604 -NO, THANKS. 00:36:14.606 --> 00:36:17.474 I SAW A DOCUMENTARY AT SCHOOL ON THE FOOD INDUSTRY. 00:36:17.476 --> 00:36:19.843 I AM DONE WITH MEAT. 00:36:19.845 --> 00:36:23.380 -WELL, 60 MINUTES OF SUGAR IS TOXIC. 00:36:23.382 --> 00:36:24.814 - BETTER THAN MAD COW. 00:36:24.816 --> 00:36:26.850 -WE'RE BACK! 00:36:34.892 --> 00:36:36.426 -HOW DID IT GO? 00:36:36.428 --> 00:36:38.061 -I MADE IT. 00:36:38.063 --> 00:36:39.362 --YAY! 00:36:39.364 --> 00:36:41.498 -HOW'S THINGS HERE? -GOOD. 00:36:41.500 --> 00:36:43.366 -HARRY, THIS IS MY SISTER, LIZ. 00:36:43.368 --> 00:36:45.969 -HEY. HEY, LIZ. 00:36:45.971 --> 00:36:47.904 SO, UH...YOU KNOW, 00:36:47.906 --> 00:36:50.106 I-I-I THINK I'M ACTUALLY GONNA HEAD OUT. 00:36:50.108 --> 00:36:51.641 -NO! ALREADY? 00:36:51.643 --> 00:36:52.876 -WELL, JARED'S EXPECTING ME, 00:36:52.878 --> 00:36:54.544 AND I DON'T WANT TO KEEP HIM WAITING. 00:36:54.546 --> 00:36:56.112 -OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DON'T LOOK 100%. 00:36:56.114 --> 00:36:57.547 I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD, LIKE, LIE DOWN OR REST. 00:36:57.549 --> 00:36:58.982 -REALLY? WELL, THAT'S -- I FEEL GREAT. 00:36:58.984 --> 00:37:00.317 -HARRY, DO YOU PLAY GOLF? 00:37:00.319 --> 00:37:01.618 - WHO DOESN'T? 00:37:01.620 --> 00:37:04.087 - THAT'S GOOD. 00:37:04.089 --> 00:37:05.355 I HAVE AN 8:47 TEE TIME 00:37:05.357 --> 00:37:06.556 WITH A MANAGING PARTNER AT THE FIRM. 00:37:06.558 --> 00:37:09.192 YOU SHOULD JOIN US. 00:37:09.194 --> 00:37:11.361 -REALLY? -YEAH. 00:37:11.363 --> 00:37:13.830 -THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. YEAH. -GOOD. 00:37:13.832 --> 00:37:15.599 -WELL, YOU SHOULD JUST SPEND THE NIGHT, THEN. 00:37:15.601 --> 00:37:16.866 YEAH, YOU CAN SLEEP IN KATE'S BEDROOM. 00:37:16.868 --> 00:37:18.602 SHE'S STILL AT NYU, SO... -IT'S EMPTY. 00:37:18.604 --> 00:37:20.604 -I-I COULD SLEEP IN KATE'S ROOM. 00:37:20.606 --> 00:37:23.873 YEAH, YOU KNOW, OR, YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO? 00:37:23.875 --> 00:37:27.577 -NO, NO. THE GOLF COURSE IS LITERALLY AROUND THE CORNER. 00:37:27.579 --> 00:37:28.578 -IT'S NOT A BIG ISSUE. -JUST STAY THE NIGHT. 00:37:28.580 --> 00:37:30.013 -LISTEN. -GRACE. 00:37:30.015 --> 00:37:32.349 I THINK HARRY IS SAYING HE HAS PLANS. 00:37:32.351 --> 00:37:34.050 -IT'S ABSOLUTELY NO INCONVENIENCE 00:37:34.052 --> 00:37:35.819 IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN KATE'S ROOM. 00:37:35.821 --> 00:37:37.787 -UGH, PHIL, LOOK AT ME. I'M NOT IN THE PROPER ATTIRE. 00:37:37.789 --> 00:37:39.823 -WELL, WE'RE ABOUT THE SAME SIZE. 00:37:39.825 --> 00:37:42.425 FIGURE SOMETHING OUT FOR YOU. 00:37:43.694 --> 00:37:46.162 -UM... 00:37:46.164 --> 00:37:48.565 WELL, I GUESS. 00:37:48.567 --> 00:37:49.599 -IT'S A DONE DEAL. 00:37:49.601 --> 00:37:50.834 YOU'RE GOLFING IN THE MORNING, 00:37:50.836 --> 00:37:52.102 AND YOU'RE STAYING IN KATE'S ROOM. 00:37:52.104 --> 00:37:53.136 -YAY! -GOOD. 00:37:53.138 --> 00:37:54.704 -YAY. STAYING IN KATE'S ROOM. 00:37:54.706 --> 00:37:57.907 -I'LL LET THE PARTNER KNOW. -ALL RIGHT. 00:37:57.909 --> 00:37:59.876 I'LL GET MY BAG. 00:38:18.362 --> 00:38:20.430 -WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! 00:38:20.432 --> 00:38:22.198 -WHAT? HE MADE ME STAY! 00:38:22.200 --> 00:38:23.700 -I COULD HAVE BURNED YOUR ASS 00:38:23.702 --> 00:38:25.502 WHEN YOU TOOK YOUR FAKE SICK TO -- TO THE PHARMACY. 00:38:25.504 --> 00:38:27.837 AND YOU CHOSE TO STAY?! -GIVE ME A BREAK. 00:38:27.839 --> 00:38:29.306 BURN MY ASS, AND YOUR ASS GETS BURNED. 00:38:31.443 --> 00:38:32.742 I'VE DECIDED TO TELL MY HUSBAND. 00:38:32.744 --> 00:38:35.345 - OKAY. 00:38:39.050 --> 00:38:41.584 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! -MM-HMM. 00:38:41.586 --> 00:38:42.919 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, 00:38:42.921 --> 00:38:44.654 SINCE, ACCORDING TO YOU, RELATIONSHIPS NEED 00:38:44.656 --> 00:38:46.122 TO BE FOUNDED ON A BEDROCK OF HONESTY. 00:38:46.124 --> 00:38:47.724 -DO NOT THROW MY WORDS INTO MY FACE! 00:38:47.726 --> 00:38:49.192 YOU KNOW THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THAT RULE. 00:38:49.194 --> 00:38:51.194 I AM NOT PREPARED TO TELL GRACE. 00:38:51.196 --> 00:38:52.629 I OWE IT TO HER TO TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED. 00:38:52.631 --> 00:38:53.997 -OH, BULLSHIT! 00:38:53.999 --> 00:38:55.332 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LIED ABOUT BEING DIVORCED. 00:38:55.334 --> 00:38:56.466 -I NEVER SAID I WAS DIVORCED. 00:38:56.468 --> 00:38:59.202 -YES, YOU DID. -NO! YOU ASSUMED. 00:39:00.938 --> 00:39:02.472 -I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 00:39:02.474 --> 00:39:03.840 --YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME AND GRACE. 00:39:03.842 --> 00:39:05.041 -OH, PLEASE. -ADMIT IT. 00:39:05.043 --> 00:39:06.643 -WHAT WE HAD WAS PURELY PHYSICAL. 00:39:06.645 --> 00:39:09.512 IT WAS ONLY ABOUT SEX. 00:39:16.153 --> 00:39:18.054 -WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 00:39:39.143 --> 00:39:42.212 -WHY'D YOU MAKE HARRY STAY WHEN YOU KNOW I'M NOT A FAN? 00:39:44.548 --> 00:39:47.550 -W-W-WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM? 00:39:48.652 --> 00:39:50.186 -I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY FEELINGS 00:39:50.188 --> 00:39:52.355 ABOUT WHO GETS TO STAY IN THIS HOUSE. 00:39:52.357 --> 00:39:53.890 IT'S MY HOUSE, TOO. 00:39:55.393 --> 00:39:57.093 -YOU'RE RIGHT. 00:39:57.095 --> 00:39:58.795 I'M SORRY. 00:40:03.668 --> 00:40:06.603 I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT TONIGHT. 00:40:09.908 --> 00:40:12.208 I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN TWO HOURS. 00:40:12.210 --> 00:40:13.410 I'D REALLY LIKE TO TALK. 00:40:13.412 --> 00:40:17.947 -I REALLY WANT TO BE FRESH FOR MY GOLF GAME TOMORROW MORNING. 00:40:17.949 --> 00:40:19.282 CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW? 00:40:19.284 --> 00:40:21.785 -NO. NO. 00:40:26.223 --> 00:40:28.291 I WANT TO TALK NOW. 00:40:32.130 --> 00:40:34.364 FINE. 00:40:34.366 --> 00:40:36.933 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 00:40:38.869 --> 00:40:41.805 -I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HARRY. 00:40:44.575 --> 00:40:46.309 -I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE EASIER 00:40:46.311 --> 00:40:49.579 IF WE ALL LEFT TOGETHER IN THE MORNING. 00:40:49.581 --> 00:40:52.282 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? 00:40:59.791 --> 00:41:02.625 YOU KNEW HOW I FELT. 00:41:02.627 --> 00:41:05.061 AND YOU DIDN'T CARE. 00:41:06.464 --> 00:41:09.532 -WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 00:41:09.534 --> 00:41:11.534 SHOULD I HAVE HIM GO SLEEP IN HIS CAR? 00:41:12.938 --> 00:41:15.371 HE WAS LEAVING TO STAY AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE, 00:41:15.373 --> 00:41:18.107 BUT YOU INSISTED HE STAY JUST TO CONTRADICT ME. 00:41:18.109 --> 00:41:20.276 -NO, I DIDN'T. 00:41:20.278 --> 00:41:23.213 I JUST WANT HIM TO MEET MY PARTNER ON THE GOLF COURSE. 00:41:23.215 --> 00:41:25.482 -HE WAS GONNA MEET YOU IN THE MORNING AT THE GOLF COURSE! 00:41:25.484 --> 00:41:26.950 -I ALREADY TOLD YOU. I'M SORRY. 00:41:26.952 --> 00:41:28.017 -YES, BECAUSE YOU'LL SAY ANYTHING 00:41:28.019 --> 00:41:29.385 NOT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. 00:41:29.387 --> 00:41:31.754 -THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL OUR DAUGHTER 00:41:31.756 --> 00:41:33.423 WHO SHE CAN AND CANNOT DATE? 00:41:33.425 --> 00:41:36.059 THAT WAY WE CAN ALL DISREGARD EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS. 00:41:37.095 --> 00:41:39.762 THAT'S RICH, COMING FROM YOU. 00:41:41.299 --> 00:41:42.499 YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 00:41:42.501 --> 00:41:45.535 BESIDES, GRACE IS TOO YOUNG FOR HIM. 00:41:45.537 --> 00:41:48.838 HE'S GOT BAGS UNDER HIS EYES AND A THIN UPPER LIP. 00:42:30.548 --> 00:42:31.948 -MAREN? 00:42:31.950 --> 00:42:33.516 -NO. 00:42:33.518 --> 00:42:35.318 -GRACE. 00:42:35.320 --> 00:42:37.053 -YOU THOUGHT I WAS MY MOM? 00:42:37.055 --> 00:42:38.388 -NO, NO. 00:42:38.390 --> 00:42:39.956 UH, HEY. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 00:42:39.958 --> 00:42:46.129 -I DON'T KNOW. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 00:42:46.131 --> 00:42:48.097 -HOLY SHIT. 00:42:48.099 --> 00:42:50.300 -I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE SEX IN THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN. 00:42:50.302 --> 00:42:52.502 -I KNOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO WAKE YOUR MOM AND DAD UP. 00:42:52.504 --> 00:42:53.770 -YOU'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT. 00:42:53.772 --> 00:42:55.204 -I KNOW, BUT YOUR PARENTS ARE RIGHT HERE. 00:42:55.206 --> 00:42:57.540 -SO WHAT? IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 00:42:57.542 --> 00:42:59.475 -YEAH. 00:42:59.477 --> 00:43:01.177 OKAY. 00:43:02.279 --> 00:43:06.215 GRACE, I REALLY DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE PRESSURING YOU. 00:43:08.419 --> 00:43:09.986 -IS IT MY OUTFIT? 00:43:09.988 --> 00:43:11.821 IS IT TOO MUCH? -NO. NO, HEY. 00:43:11.823 --> 00:43:15.692 YOU LOOK AMAZING. LIKE, AMAZING AMAZING. 00:43:15.694 --> 00:43:17.060 IT'S JUST I'M -- I'M HERE, 00:43:17.062 --> 00:43:18.328 AND IT'S -- IT'S A STRANGE HOUSE. 00:43:18.330 --> 00:43:19.862 IT'S -- LIKE, THE HOUSE ISN'T THAT ST-- 00:43:19.864 --> 00:43:20.964 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 00:43:20.966 --> 00:43:22.999 -WHAT? WHAT? -LISTEN. Shh. 00:43:23.001 --> 00:43:25.602 I HEARD SOMETHING. 00:43:25.604 --> 00:43:26.703 -YOU NEED TO RELAX. 00:43:26.705 --> 00:43:28.137 -OH, MY GOD. OKAY. 00:43:28.139 --> 00:43:29.606 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? HEY. HEY, BABE. 00:43:29.608 --> 00:43:31.107 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? -MM? 00:43:31.109 --> 00:43:33.276 -I'M JUST GONNA GO -- I'M GONNA GO AND BRUSH MY TEETH. 00:43:33.278 --> 00:43:36.980 AND THEN I'M -- I'M GONNA COME BACK HERE AFTER -- 00:43:36.982 --> 00:43:38.114 AFTER I BRUSH THEM, 00:43:38.116 --> 00:43:39.649 SO YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE, OKAY? 00:43:39.651 --> 00:43:41.918 -OKAY. -ALL RIGHT. 00:43:41.920 --> 00:43:43.753 BE RIGHT BACK. -OKAY. 00:43:50.462 --> 00:43:52.061 YOU'RE GONNA GO BACK IN THERE. 00:43:52.063 --> 00:43:53.429 YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER YOU'RE TIRED. 00:43:53.431 --> 00:43:55.398 YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER YOU'RE VERY, VERY TIRED. 00:43:55.400 --> 00:43:56.966 YOU NEED TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP 00:43:56.968 --> 00:43:58.601 SO YOU CAN IMPRESS HER DAD AND HIS PARTNER 00:43:58.603 --> 00:43:59.902 AT THE GOLF COURSE TOMORROW, 00:43:59.904 --> 00:44:01.070 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT OF THIS HOUSE, 00:44:01.072 --> 00:44:02.071 YOU'RE GONNA BE HOME FREE. 00:44:02.073 --> 00:44:03.373 IT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO. 00:44:10.682 --> 00:44:11.714 -NO, NO, NO, NO. 00:44:11.716 --> 00:44:13.116 HEY! PSST! PSST! PSST! 00:44:13.118 --> 00:44:15.885 Come -- come here. In here. 00:44:15.887 --> 00:44:20.456 I HAV-- I HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH. 00:44:35.407 --> 00:44:38.675 -I'M REALLY SORRY FOR GETTING WORKED UP EARLIER. 00:44:38.677 --> 00:44:40.843 I'M SORRY FOR YELLING AT YOU. 00:44:43.114 --> 00:44:44.847 LOOK, I PROMISE I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR 00:44:44.849 --> 00:44:46.115 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 00:44:46.117 --> 00:44:48.751 -YOU'RE NOT THE PROBLEM. 00:44:48.753 --> 00:44:51.320 IT'S MY MARRIAGE. 00:44:51.322 --> 00:44:53.489 MY MARRIAGE IS SO SCREWED UP. 00:44:53.491 --> 00:44:57.393 I'LL PROBABLY GET DIVORCED AND I'LL DIE ALONE. 00:44:58.663 --> 00:45:01.364 AND THAT ASSHOLE CAN JUST MOVE ON TO SOMEONE NEW, 00:45:01.366 --> 00:45:04.267 BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? 00:45:04.269 --> 00:45:06.302 I'M 45. 00:45:06.304 --> 00:45:08.371 SOON, I'LL BE 50. 00:45:08.373 --> 00:45:10.173 NOBODY TAKES 50-YEAR-OLDS SERIOUSLY 00:45:10.175 --> 00:45:11.774 BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT A THREAT. 00:45:11.776 --> 00:45:14.310 -YOU'RE VERY THREATENING, OKAY? 00:45:14.312 --> 00:45:15.378 AND, HEY. 00:45:15.380 --> 00:45:19.415 YOU CAN EASILY PASS FOR 37. 00:45:21.251 --> 00:45:22.885 -37? 00:45:22.887 --> 00:45:24.454 -37. 00:45:25.756 --> 00:45:27.657 SEE? 00:45:27.659 --> 00:45:29.525 IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD. 00:45:29.527 --> 00:45:31.060 -IT'S BAD. 00:45:31.062 --> 00:45:34.130 HE DOESN'T TOUCH ME ANYMORE. 00:45:34.132 --> 00:45:37.233 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THAT HE KISSED ME. 00:45:38.836 --> 00:45:40.403 AND I NEED THAT. 00:45:40.405 --> 00:45:42.772 I NEED TO BE KISSED, AND I NEED TO BE TOUCHED, 00:45:42.774 --> 00:45:44.140 AND I NEED TO BE APPRECIATED 00:45:44.142 --> 00:45:46.109 AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE GIVEN UP FOR THIS FAMILY. 00:45:46.111 --> 00:45:48.711 -YOU'VE DONE A LOT. YES, IT'S AWFUL. IT'S UNFAIR. 00:45:48.713 --> 00:45:51.547 BUT YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME. YOU HAVE TO -- LOOK AT ME. 00:45:51.549 --> 00:45:52.782 Y-YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 00:45:54.085 --> 00:45:55.585 HE NEVER EVEN ADMITTED IT, 00:45:55.587 --> 00:45:56.853 EVEN THOUGH I KNEW 00:45:56.855 --> 00:45:58.621 THAT HE WAS GOING OUTSIDE OUR MARRIAGE. 00:45:58.623 --> 00:46:00.156 YOU KNOW, TIME GOES ON. 00:46:00.158 --> 00:46:01.591 I STOP BRINGING IT UP BECAUSE AFTER A LITTLE WHILE, 00:46:01.593 --> 00:46:03.926 I START FEELING LIKE I'M THE BAD PERSON 00:46:03.928 --> 00:46:05.695 FOR HARPING ON SOMETHING HE NEVER CONFESSED TO. 00:46:05.697 --> 00:46:06.996 -SO TELL PHIL HOW YOU FEEL. 00:46:06.998 --> 00:46:08.564 I MEAN, TELL HIM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. 00:46:08.566 --> 00:46:09.599 AND WHO KNOWS? 00:46:09.601 --> 00:46:10.833 MAYBE YOU GUYS WORK THINGS OUT 00:46:10.835 --> 00:46:12.101 AND YOU MOVE ON TOGETHER, OR YOU DON'T 00:46:12.103 --> 00:46:13.503 AND YOU MOVE ON SEPARATELY. 00:46:13.505 --> 00:46:14.871 BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE CLOSURE, AND -- AND -- 00:46:14.873 --> 00:46:16.305 AND IN ANY CASE, YOU MOVE ON. 00:46:16.307 --> 00:46:18.808 -MAYBE NONE OF THIS IS MEANT TO BE. 00:46:18.810 --> 00:46:22.578 YOU, ME, PHIL... 00:46:22.580 --> 00:46:25.381 GRACE. 00:46:28.152 --> 00:46:30.219 -OR MAYBE IT'S A SIGN 00:46:30.221 --> 00:46:33.122 THAT THINGS JUST NEED FIXING. 00:46:50.475 --> 00:46:51.541 -HEY. 00:46:59.817 --> 00:47:02.351 EVERYTHING OKAY? 00:47:02.353 --> 00:47:04.086 -YEAH. 00:47:04.088 --> 00:47:09.392 JUST HAD TO FLOSS AND... THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES. 00:47:12.230 --> 00:47:15.331 -I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU'RE STAYING THE NIGHT. 00:47:20.637 --> 00:47:23.039 -I'm happy, too. 00:48:09.887 --> 00:48:11.187 -NICE SHOT. 00:48:11.189 --> 00:48:12.555 -THANK YOU. 00:48:31.275 --> 00:48:33.242 -SOMETIMES, I THINK SIMON SLEEPS 00:48:33.244 --> 00:48:34.777 WITH A NINE IRON UNDER HIS PILLOW. 00:48:36.281 --> 00:48:40.016 -YEAH, HE TAKES HIS GOLF PRETTY SERIOUSLY. 00:48:40.018 --> 00:48:41.584 -YEAH. 00:48:41.586 --> 00:48:43.386 IT'S JUST A GAME. 00:48:48.325 --> 00:48:51.727 SEEMS LIKE GRACE REALLY LIKES YOU. 00:48:51.729 --> 00:48:53.663 YOU LIKE HER? 00:48:56.733 --> 00:48:57.733 -CONFIDENTIALLY? 00:48:57.735 --> 00:48:58.734 -ABSOLUTELY. 00:48:58.736 --> 00:49:00.736 -I LIKE HER. -GOOD. 00:49:00.738 --> 00:49:04.407 -I LIKE HER MORE THAN I'VE LIKED ANY OTHER GIRL BEFORE. 00:49:04.409 --> 00:49:07.143 -THINK IT'S LOVE? -OH. 00:49:07.145 --> 00:49:08.744 I'VE ONLY TOLD ONE OTHER GIRL THAT I LOVED HER, 00:49:08.746 --> 00:49:11.881 AND THAT DID NOT END THE WAY THAT I EXPECTED IT TO, SO... 00:49:11.883 --> 00:49:14.483 - YEAH, THEY DON'T ALWAYS. 00:49:14.485 --> 00:49:16.218 AH. 00:49:17.321 --> 00:49:19.322 -DO YOU THINK YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MAREN -- 00:49:19.324 --> 00:49:20.756 -DO I THINK IT'S GONNA END? 00:49:20.758 --> 00:49:23.559 -I WAS GONNA SAY, "DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA LAST?" 00:49:23.561 --> 00:49:27.730 I'M -- ALL THIS -- ALL THIS TENSION 00:49:27.732 --> 00:49:29.899 YOU'RE FEELING BETWEEN YOU AND MAREN, 00:49:29.901 --> 00:49:31.100 I THINK IF YOU REALLY TALK TO HER, 00:49:31.102 --> 00:49:33.102 LIKE, REALLY LISTENED, IT'D BE GOOD. 00:49:33.104 --> 00:49:35.137 - WELL, I TALK. 00:49:35.139 --> 00:49:36.405 I TALK. 00:49:36.407 --> 00:49:38.574 THE PROBLEM IS THAT SHE DOESN'T LISTEN. 00:49:38.576 --> 00:49:43.346 -HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT... JUST LETTING HER TALK? 00:49:45.415 --> 00:49:47.817 -HOW'S THAT A CONVERSATION? 00:49:51.254 --> 00:49:53.089 -PHIL, I -- I HONESTLY THINK 00:49:53.091 --> 00:49:54.523 THAT WOMEN SOMETIMES DON'T WANT US 00:49:54.525 --> 00:49:56.592 TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS, YOU KNOW? 00:49:56.594 --> 00:50:00.162 IT'S -- IT'S LIKE DOING NOTHING FOR THEM 00:50:00.164 --> 00:50:02.264 IS BETTER THAN JUST SAYING ANYTHING 00:50:02.266 --> 00:50:04.233 TO SAY SOMETHING TO THEM. 00:50:05.635 --> 00:50:07.570 THINK ABOUT IT. WHAT DO THEY -- WHAT DO THEY REALLY WANT? 00:50:07.572 --> 00:50:11.040 THEY WANT US... TO PAY ATTENTION TO THEM, 00:50:11.042 --> 00:50:12.942 TO -- TO TOUCH THEM 00:50:12.944 --> 00:50:15.177 AND TO SHOW THEM AFFECTION 00:50:15.179 --> 00:50:19.148 AND...KISS THEM. 00:50:19.883 --> 00:50:22.385 -YES! YES! 00:50:22.387 --> 00:50:24.320 OKAY, HARRY. YOU'RE UP. 00:50:24.322 --> 00:50:26.789 -I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST SPEAKING OUT LOUD. 00:50:50.347 --> 00:50:52.248 -WHAT'S WRONG? 00:50:52.250 --> 00:50:54.150 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 00:50:54.885 --> 00:50:57.319 -YOU NEVER BUY ME FLOWERS. 00:50:57.321 --> 00:51:01.590 -OH, WELL, I -- I...THOUGHT 00:51:01.592 --> 00:51:03.959 MAYBE THE HOUSE COULD USE A LITTLE COLOR. 00:51:06.230 --> 00:51:07.730 -THEY'RE NICE. 00:51:07.732 --> 00:51:09.932 -NO FLOWERS FOR ME? 00:51:11.435 --> 00:51:14.437 -I THOUGHT THE FLOWERS WERE FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE. 00:51:14.439 --> 00:51:17.306 - OH. IT'S OKAY. 00:51:19.944 --> 00:51:23.245 -I GOT TO TAKE THIS CALL. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 00:51:32.589 --> 00:51:36.358 -HOW DEEP ARE YOU IN MOTHER/DAUGHTER ASS RIGHT NOW? 00:51:36.360 --> 00:51:37.893 -I-I-- DUDE, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, MAN. 00:51:37.895 --> 00:51:39.328 I GOT TO TELL GRACE WHAT HAPPENED. 00:51:39.330 --> 00:51:40.629 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SLOW DOWN, AMIGO. 00:51:40.631 --> 00:51:41.664 BAD IDEA. 00:51:41.666 --> 00:51:43.132 -I feel like a complete hypocrite. 00:51:43.134 --> 00:51:45.434 -HERE I AM, I'M -- I'M DISHING OUT MARITAL ADVICE 00:51:45.436 --> 00:51:46.936 TO MAREN AND HER -- AND HER HUSBAND 00:51:46.938 --> 00:51:48.604 ABOUT HOW THEY SHOULD COMMUNICATE OPENLY AND HONESTLY, 00:51:48.606 --> 00:51:49.905 AND I CAN'T EVEN LOOK GRACE IN THE FACE 00:51:49.907 --> 00:51:51.440 AND TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED. 00:51:51.442 --> 00:51:53.709 -DUDE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MOM OR WILL NOT SAY, 00:51:53.711 --> 00:51:55.511 BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY GONNA SABOTAGE 00:51:55.513 --> 00:51:58.447 ANY CHANCE WITH THIS GIRL IF YOU TELL HER THE TRUTH. 00:51:58.449 --> 00:52:00.216 -I CANNOT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BASED ON DISHONESTY. 00:52:00.218 --> 00:52:01.884 IT'S AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES. 00:52:01.886 --> 00:52:04.653 -THAT IS TOTALLY YOUR FEAR OF COMMITMENT TALKING RIGHT NOW. 00:52:04.655 --> 00:52:08.157 -JARED, IF I DON'T TELL HER, I NEED TO END THINGS WITH HER. 00:52:08.159 --> 00:52:10.259 THAT'S WHERE I'M AT RIGHT NOW. 00:52:10.261 --> 00:52:12.294 -HAVE YOU GUYS NOTICED ANYTHING... 00:52:12.296 --> 00:52:14.029 STRANGE ABOUT HARRY? 00:52:14.031 --> 00:52:16.799 -HARRY? NO. 00:52:16.801 --> 00:52:18.100 -I'VE NOTICED. 00:52:18.102 --> 00:52:19.135 -YOU HAVE? -YOU HAVE? 00:52:19.137 --> 00:52:20.903 -WELL, YEAH, 00:52:20.905 --> 00:52:22.671 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE TOLD ME THAT, UM... 00:52:22.673 --> 00:52:25.040 -WELL, WHAT DID HE TELL YOU? 00:52:25.042 --> 00:52:27.076 -OH, WELL, IT'S JUST -- 00:52:27.078 --> 00:52:29.145 JUST GUY TALK, YOU KNOW? 00:52:29.147 --> 00:52:31.580 MAN-TO-MAN. MANO A MANO. 00:52:31.582 --> 00:52:34.416 -I THINK I PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON HIM BY HAVING HIM MEET YOU. 00:52:34.418 --> 00:52:36.285 -WELL, HE WAS GONNA MEET ME, ANYWAY. 00:52:36.287 --> 00:52:38.254 -I THINK HE'S GONNA BREAK UP WITH ME. 00:52:38.256 --> 00:52:40.923 -WHAT? NO! NO, HE REALLY LIKES YOU. 00:52:40.925 --> 00:52:42.958 -MAYBE HE'S PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:44.093 SO DAD WILL HIRE HIM. 00:52:44.095 --> 00:52:46.595 -LIZ. -NO, THAT MAKES SENSE. 00:52:46.597 --> 00:52:49.365 HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD AND DISTANT. 00:52:51.601 --> 00:52:53.502 -I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS 00:52:53.504 --> 00:52:55.371 BECAUSE HE SAID IT IN CONFIDENCE, 00:52:55.373 --> 00:52:58.107 BUT HE TOLD ME HE'S NEVER FELT ABOUT ANYONE 00:52:58.109 --> 00:52:59.875 THE WAY HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. 00:52:59.877 --> 00:53:01.177 -HE SAID THAT? -HE SAID THAT? 00:53:01.179 --> 00:53:02.912 -YEAH. 00:53:02.914 --> 00:53:06.415 HE SAID HE'S NEVER LIKED ANY GIRL AS MUCH AS HE LIKES YOU. 00:53:11.488 --> 00:53:13.923 -SWEETHEART, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE LIZ DRESS SHOPPING 00:53:13.925 --> 00:53:15.157 FOR KATE'S PARTY? 00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:16.458 -OKAY. 00:53:16.460 --> 00:53:18.928 I'LL SEE IF HARRY WANTS TO GO. 00:53:19.896 --> 00:53:21.397 COME ON. SHOPPING. 00:53:26.036 --> 00:53:28.437 WE NEED TO TALK. 00:53:31.676 --> 00:53:33.943 -"GRACE, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 00:53:33.945 --> 00:53:35.945 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET MAD." 00:53:35.947 --> 00:53:37.613 THAT'S AWFUL. 00:53:37.615 --> 00:53:39.315 "GRACE, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 00:53:39.317 --> 00:53:40.916 "PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME. 00:53:40.918 --> 00:53:43.219 "LOOK, I'M JUST GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 00:53:43.221 --> 00:53:44.787 "I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 00:53:44.789 --> 00:53:46.488 -HARRY? 00:53:46.490 --> 00:53:48.290 ARE YOU OKAY? 00:53:48.292 --> 00:53:51.460 -YEAH. 00:53:51.462 --> 00:53:53.829 I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 00:53:55.498 --> 00:53:56.999 AND WHAT I'M GONNA SAY 00:53:57.001 --> 00:54:01.337 IS GOING TO CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP SIGNIFICANTLY. 00:54:01.339 --> 00:54:03.973 -I KNOW. 00:54:03.975 --> 00:54:05.574 I'M READY. 00:54:10.247 --> 00:54:15.351 -WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IT IS I'M GONNA SAY? 00:54:15.353 --> 00:54:17.119 -IT'S OKAY. 00:54:17.121 --> 00:54:20.889 I'M SCARED TO VERBALIZE IT, TOO. 00:54:22.425 --> 00:54:24.994 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 00:54:26.631 --> 00:54:28.864 THERE. I SAID IT. 00:54:30.734 --> 00:54:32.701 -ME, TOO. 00:54:34.605 --> 00:54:36.605 -I MEAN, I'M GAME TO -- 00:54:36.607 --> 00:54:40.342 TO HAVE AN HONEST, UH, DISCUSSION WITH YOU. 00:54:40.344 --> 00:54:43.112 ABOUT US. 00:54:43.114 --> 00:54:45.414 -OH. 00:54:45.416 --> 00:54:47.149 OKAY. 00:54:50.787 --> 00:54:52.554 WELL... 00:54:59.562 --> 00:55:03.465 I STILL HAVEN'T RECOVERED FROM YOUR AFFAIR. 00:55:05.102 --> 00:55:10.572 HONEY, I THOUGHT WE GOT THROUGH THIS. 00:55:10.574 --> 00:55:12.207 -NO, BECAUSE YOU NEVER ADMITTED TO IT. 00:55:12.209 --> 00:55:15.177 -WELL, IT'S BECAUSE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. 00:55:18.149 --> 00:55:19.181 HERE WE GO AGAIN. 00:55:19.183 --> 00:55:20.549 -WHY ARE WE TALKING 00:55:20.551 --> 00:55:22.484 ABOUT STUFF FROM TWO YEARS AGO? 00:55:22.486 --> 00:55:24.987 -19 MONTHS. 00:55:24.989 --> 00:55:28.590 AND I THOUGHT YOU SAID NOTHING HAPPENED. 00:55:31.061 --> 00:55:32.461 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 00:55:32.463 --> 00:55:34.763 IS IT -- IS IT -- IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK 00:55:34.765 --> 00:55:36.965 I'M GONNA PACK MY BAGS AND LEAVE 00:55:36.967 --> 00:55:39.668 IF YOU TELL ME WHAT I ALREADY KNOW? 00:55:39.670 --> 00:55:42.037 - ALL RIGHT, WE KISSED ONCE. 00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:43.972 -BUT I THINK I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT. 00:55:43.974 --> 00:55:47.810 -YEAH, WHO KISSES SOMEONE ONCE AT OUR AGE? 00:55:47.812 --> 00:55:50.546 -WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT WE DID. 00:55:50.548 --> 00:55:52.114 JUST ONCE. 00:55:52.116 --> 00:55:53.816 -FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. 00:55:55.385 --> 00:55:57.453 PLEASE. 00:55:57.455 --> 00:55:59.688 JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH. 00:56:04.127 --> 00:56:05.894 -OKAY. 00:56:08.164 --> 00:56:10.366 I HAD AN AFFAIR. 00:56:10.368 --> 00:56:14.536 AND IT WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE. 00:56:14.538 --> 00:56:18.774 AND I PROMISE YOU THAT NOTHING LIKE THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE. 00:56:32.021 --> 00:56:34.256 DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER IN OUR BEDROOM? 00:56:34.258 --> 00:56:35.891 -NO. NEVER. 00:56:37.427 --> 00:56:38.927 -DID YOU TELL HER YOU LOVED HER? 00:56:38.929 --> 00:56:40.562 -NO. NO WAY. 00:56:45.903 --> 00:56:48.137 DID SHE GIVE YOU BLOW JOBS? 00:56:49.706 --> 00:56:51.840 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 00:56:51.842 --> 00:56:52.641 -NO. 00:56:52.643 --> 00:56:54.176 -YEAH. -NO, NO. 00:56:54.178 --> 00:56:56.678 YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT. 00:56:56.680 --> 00:56:58.447 IT'S MY RIGHT TO KNOW THIS SHIT, 00:56:58.449 --> 00:56:59.782 AND YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE, 00:56:59.784 --> 00:57:02.384 AND YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER MY RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS. 00:57:06.923 --> 00:57:09.124 DID SHE GIVE YOU BLOW JOBS? 00:57:12.228 --> 00:57:14.863 - YES. 00:57:14.865 --> 00:57:17.599 -DID YOU LIKE THEM? 00:57:17.601 --> 00:57:19.668 -YEAH, I LIKED THEM. 00:57:21.304 --> 00:57:23.405 -MORE THAN MINE? 00:57:23.407 --> 00:57:24.873 -NO. 00:57:25.675 --> 00:57:28.143 BUT THEY WERE MORE FREQUENT. 00:57:31.581 --> 00:57:33.615 -WHY DID IT END? 00:57:33.617 --> 00:57:34.983 -BECAUSE SHE WAS PRESSURING ME, 00:57:34.985 --> 00:57:36.685 AND THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL 00:57:36.687 --> 00:57:38.854 THAT I WAS GONNA LEAVE YOU FOR HER. 00:57:38.856 --> 00:57:40.055 -SO SHE BROKE IT OFF. 00:57:40.057 --> 00:57:41.657 -NO, I BROKE IT OFF. -MM. 00:57:41.659 --> 00:57:44.092 YOU KEPT IT GOING. -NO. I BROKE IT OFF. 00:57:44.094 --> 00:57:45.894 LOOK, I TOLD YOU THAT I LIKED HER BLOW JOBS. 00:57:45.896 --> 00:57:47.596 WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THIS? 00:57:47.598 --> 00:57:49.965 I SWEAR TO YOU, I BROKE IT OFF. 00:57:54.738 --> 00:57:57.072 I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE IN NEW YORK. 00:57:57.074 --> 00:57:59.274 LAST MONTH. 00:58:05.449 --> 00:58:07.382 WHY CAN'T YOU GET ANGRY? 00:58:08.786 --> 00:58:11.019 I HATE IT WHEN YOU DON'T SHOW YOUR FEELINGS. 00:58:14.692 --> 00:58:16.592 -WHO WAS HE? 00:58:27.170 --> 00:58:29.371 -IT WAS A GUY I MET. 00:58:30.807 --> 00:58:33.108 IT LASTED A WEEKEND. 00:58:36.412 --> 00:58:38.280 AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 00:58:38.282 --> 00:58:40.649 I FEEL LIKE -- 00:58:40.651 --> 00:58:43.886 I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN. 00:58:48.558 --> 00:58:50.459 -I DON'T WANT THAT. 00:58:50.461 --> 00:58:51.660 -WHY NOT? 00:58:53.163 --> 00:58:56.398 THERE'S NO NEED TO KEEP UP APPEARANCES HERE. 00:58:56.400 --> 00:58:57.766 IT'S AN EMPTY HOUSE. 00:58:57.768 --> 00:58:58.934 KIDS ARE GONE. 00:58:58.936 --> 00:59:01.904 -I KNOW THIS IS JUST... 00:59:01.906 --> 00:59:06.141 SOME SORT OF DELAYED REACTION BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID. 00:59:06.143 --> 00:59:08.944 I GET IT. 00:59:09.879 --> 00:59:12.281 BUT I-I BELIEVE WE CAN FIX THIS. 00:59:17.320 --> 00:59:19.855 BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU. 00:59:21.291 --> 00:59:24.359 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT I WANT TO SEE 00:59:24.361 --> 00:59:26.695 BEFORE I CLOSE MY EYES AT NIGHT. 00:59:27.998 --> 00:59:30.132 -AND I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYBODY ELSE. 00:59:32.802 --> 00:59:35.137 -I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU. 00:59:39.276 --> 00:59:42.411 WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM? 00:59:42.413 --> 00:59:44.680 -MY HEART. 00:59:47.183 --> 00:59:50.385 AND I-I DID HAVE SOME TIME ON THE COUCH 00:59:50.387 --> 00:59:52.487 TO THINK ABOUT THIS SORT OF STUFF. 01:00:47.610 --> 01:00:50.846 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT LITTLE FREAK OUT LAST NIGHT. 01:00:50.848 --> 01:00:53.148 BUT I TOOK YOUR ADVICE. 01:00:53.150 --> 01:00:54.783 -AND? 01:00:54.785 --> 01:00:57.352 -WELL, I, UM... 01:00:58.621 --> 01:01:02.858 I THINK PHIL AND I JUST HAD AN HONEST CONVERSATION, 01:01:02.860 --> 01:01:04.793 AND THAT WAS REALLY UNEXPECTED. 01:01:04.795 --> 01:01:07.829 -I'M GONNA TELL GRACE WHAT HAPPENED. 01:01:07.831 --> 01:01:10.799 -WHAT? 01:01:11.768 --> 01:01:13.735 -I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, MAREN. 01:01:13.737 --> 01:01:17.406 I CAN'T HIDE THIS FROM HER. IT'S EATING AWAY AT ME INSIDE. 01:01:17.408 --> 01:01:18.407 -W-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 01:01:18.409 --> 01:01:20.075 WHY WOULD YOU DELIBERATELY HURT HER? 01:01:20.077 --> 01:01:21.476 -I FEEL LIKE I'M HURTING HER BY NOT TELLING HER. 01:01:22.913 --> 01:01:24.880 -THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN'T NOT BE HONEST ABOUT. 01:01:24.882 --> 01:01:27.215 -OH, SCREW HONESTY! 01:01:28.185 --> 01:01:30.552 WHAT IS THE POINT OF TELLING HER? 01:01:30.554 --> 01:01:33.955 -SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVES ME. 01:01:36.427 --> 01:01:39.494 -AND I FEEL GUILTY THAT I'M PRETENDING THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN 01:01:39.496 --> 01:01:41.963 AND WALKING AROUND UNDER THE CLOUD OF THIS MISTAKE. 01:01:44.101 --> 01:01:47.536 YOU CANNOT TELL HER. 01:01:47.538 --> 01:01:50.939 YOU CANNOT TELL GRACE. 01:01:53.376 --> 01:01:57.045 -THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER IF WE HADN'T MET. 01:02:00.718 --> 01:02:02.050 I'M SORRY. 01:03:29.640 --> 01:03:31.039 OH, SHIT. 01:03:31.041 --> 01:03:32.374 OH, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT. 01:03:46.689 --> 01:03:48.957 -OOH, I LIKE THEM BOTH. 01:03:49.859 --> 01:03:52.460 -STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. 01:04:01.438 --> 01:04:05.073 LET ME TAKE A PICTURE AND SEND IT TO MOM. 01:04:10.279 --> 01:04:14.282 -¶ TALK TO ME, YOU TALK TO ME ¶ 01:04:14.284 --> 01:04:16.017 -MOM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? -HI, GIRLS. 01:04:16.019 --> 01:04:17.552 WELL, I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY 01:04:17.554 --> 01:04:19.521 SO WE CAN DO SOME SHOPPING AND HAVE SOME FUN. 01:04:19.523 --> 01:04:22.357 -HARRY JUST BROKE UP WITH ME. -WHAT? 01:04:22.359 --> 01:04:24.025 -YEAH, HE COULDN'T EVEN DO IT IN PERSON. 01:04:24.027 --> 01:04:25.861 HE JUST DID IT THROUGH AN E-MAIL. 01:04:26.864 --> 01:04:27.863 IT -- IT DOESN'T SAY 01:04:27.865 --> 01:04:29.231 HE'S BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 01:04:29.233 --> 01:04:31.967 I-I-I-- THIS E-MAIL IS VERY VAGUE. 01:04:31.969 --> 01:04:33.268 -MOM, ARE YOU CRAZY? 01:04:33.270 --> 01:04:35.237 HE SAYS HE DOESN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY. 01:04:35.239 --> 01:04:37.939 -IT SAYS -- IT SAYS HE WANTS TO REMAIN FRIENDS, 01:04:37.941 --> 01:04:38.940 AND THAT'S POSITIVE. 01:04:38.942 --> 01:04:40.742 -JUST STOP. 01:04:40.744 --> 01:04:42.110 I'M AN IDIOT. 01:04:42.112 --> 01:04:43.345 -NO, NO, NO, SWEETIE. 01:04:43.347 --> 01:04:44.546 DON'T CRY. DON'T -- PLEASE DON'T CRY. 01:04:44.548 --> 01:04:45.747 -I SHOULD HAVE JUST LISTENED TO YOU. 01:04:45.749 --> 01:04:46.982 -YOU KNOW WHAT? 01:04:46.984 --> 01:04:48.583 I'M ACTUALLY STARTING TO LIKE HIM NOW, 01:04:48.585 --> 01:04:50.886 AND I THINK THIS IS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF HEALTHY DIALOG. 01:04:50.888 --> 01:04:52.721 -DIALOG? -YES. 01:04:52.723 --> 01:04:54.155 -HE COULDN'T EVEN CALL ME! 01:04:54.157 --> 01:04:55.924 -HE DUMPED YOU. WHY WOULD HE CALL YOU? 01:04:55.926 --> 01:04:57.025 -LIZ, PLEASE. NO. 01:04:57.027 --> 01:04:58.393 HE DIDN'T CALL YOU BECAUSE -- 01:04:58.395 --> 01:05:00.228 BECAUSE -- BECAUSE HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 01:05:00.230 --> 01:05:01.563 -OH, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT? -HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 01:05:01.565 --> 01:05:03.765 -HE DIDN'T MEAN IT? -HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 01:05:03.767 --> 01:05:05.767 -WAIT A MINUTE. 01:05:05.769 --> 01:05:07.302 HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 01:05:07.304 --> 01:05:08.370 -HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 01:05:08.372 --> 01:05:10.672 -NO, HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT. 01:05:10.674 --> 01:05:15.410 I SAID, "I LOVE YOU," AND HE SAID, "I DO, TOO." 01:05:15.412 --> 01:05:17.779 I AM SO STUPID. 01:05:17.781 --> 01:05:19.180 -NO, NO, NO, SWEETIE. 01:05:19.182 --> 01:05:20.982 I'M SURE THIS IS JUST ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING. 01:05:20.984 --> 01:05:23.018 THAT'S ALL IT IS. -NO, IT'S NOT. 01:05:23.020 --> 01:05:24.419 I CAN'T EVEN BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 01:05:24.421 --> 01:05:27.122 -NO, GRACE. -I'M GOING BACK TO THE CITY. 01:05:50.880 --> 01:05:53.248 -ASSHOLE. 01:05:58.354 --> 01:06:00.422 -DID YOU TELL GRACE WHAT HAPPENED? 01:06:01.290 --> 01:06:03.091 -WHY WOULD I TELL GRACE? 01:06:03.093 --> 01:06:05.794 -MAREN, SHE JUST SENT ME A TEXT CALLING ME A MANIPULATIVE LIAR. 01:06:05.796 --> 01:06:07.395 SHE WON'T TAKE ANY OF MY PHONE CALLS. PLEASE. 01:06:07.397 --> 01:06:09.297 -WELL, I JUST TALKED TO HER, AND... 01:06:10.901 --> 01:06:14.269 ...SHE WAS, UM, SHAKEN 01:06:14.271 --> 01:06:17.138 BY YOUR EMOTIONAL INDIFFERENCE EARLIER TODAY. 01:06:17.140 --> 01:06:19.641 -EVERYTHING WAS FINE WITH US AN HOUR AGO. 01:06:19.643 --> 01:06:21.810 -WAS IT? 01:06:21.812 --> 01:06:23.712 SHE DIDN'T FEEL YOU WERE BEING GENUINE. 01:06:23.714 --> 01:06:26.047 -ABOUT WHAT? 01:06:26.049 --> 01:06:28.216 -ABOUT BEING IN LOVE. 01:06:31.087 --> 01:06:33.989 IF YOU DON'T LOVE HER, JUST LET HER GO. 01:06:33.991 --> 01:06:37.659 AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO HURT HER FEELINGS WITH THE TRUTH. 01:06:57.179 --> 01:06:59.147 -HARRY! 01:06:59.149 --> 01:07:01.616 HEY, YOU LEAVING ALREADY? 01:07:03.520 --> 01:07:05.487 -I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH SIMON. 01:07:05.489 --> 01:07:09.457 I FIGURED YOU'D WANT TO KNOW HE MADE A DECISION. 01:07:09.459 --> 01:07:11.993 WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU ON OUR TEAM. 01:07:13.129 --> 01:07:15.663 H.R. IS GONNA BE SENDING YOU SOME PAPERWORK TO LOOK OVER, 01:07:15.665 --> 01:07:16.798 OKAY? 01:07:16.800 --> 01:07:19.134 CONGRATULATIONS. 01:07:19.136 --> 01:07:20.535 -THANK YOU. 01:08:38.849 --> 01:08:40.982 -SHE -- SHE LIKES PEACHES. -IS THAT RIGHT? 01:08:40.984 --> 01:08:43.885 -HAPPY GRADUATION! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 01:08:43.887 --> 01:08:45.153 -THANK YOU. 01:08:45.155 --> 01:08:46.187 THANKS, GUYS. 01:08:47.256 --> 01:08:49.624 -THEY'RE THE EXACT, SAME THING. IT WOULD BE, LIKE -- 01:08:49.626 --> 01:08:51.626 -HOLD ON ONE SECOND. SORRY. 01:08:56.732 --> 01:08:57.999 -YEAH. 01:08:58.001 --> 01:08:59.868 ARE WE STILL GOING ON HIS BOAT? 01:08:59.870 --> 01:09:02.737 -I'M NOT SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 01:09:02.739 --> 01:09:06.007 YOU KNOW, GRACE HASN'T RETURNED MY PHONE CALLS. 01:09:06.009 --> 01:09:08.409 -WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 01:09:08.411 --> 01:09:11.412 -WELL, I-I INVITED HARRY, SWEETHEART. 01:09:11.414 --> 01:09:13.148 I-I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA 01:09:13.150 --> 01:09:15.383 FOR HIM TO TALK TO GRACE. 01:09:16.753 --> 01:09:19.087 WHAT IF GRACE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM? 01:09:19.089 --> 01:09:20.588 -PHIL. YOU GOT A SECOND? 01:09:20.590 --> 01:09:22.457 -OH, HEY, MARIO. -SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO MEET. 01:09:22.459 --> 01:09:24.325 -ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON A SECOND, HARRY. 01:09:25.528 --> 01:09:27.595 -I JUST WANT TO TALK TO GRACE. THAT'S ALL. 01:09:27.597 --> 01:09:29.697 - YEAH. AND TELL HER ABOUT US. 01:09:29.699 --> 01:09:31.099 -I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER ABOUT US, MAREN. 01:09:31.101 --> 01:09:32.534 -REALLY? -YES. 01:09:33.702 --> 01:09:35.904 MAREN, THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE. 01:09:37.439 --> 01:09:41.509 PLEASE. I'M NOT GONNA CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS. 01:09:56.292 --> 01:09:59.527 LOOK... 01:09:59.529 --> 01:10:01.763 I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW, 01:10:01.765 --> 01:10:05.433 BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT... 01:10:05.435 --> 01:10:06.768 I WAS SCARED TO SAY HOW I TRULY FELT 01:10:06.770 --> 01:10:08.269 BACK AT YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE. 01:10:08.271 --> 01:10:11.639 I WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE AND GETTING HURT 01:10:11.641 --> 01:10:13.208 AND I WAS A COWARD, 01:10:13.210 --> 01:10:15.376 BUT THAT'S WHY I'M HERE NOW, 01:10:15.378 --> 01:10:17.779 TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL. 01:10:20.282 --> 01:10:22.550 GRACE, I LOVE YOU, 01:10:22.552 --> 01:10:24.118 AND I KNOW THIS IS REAL 01:10:24.120 --> 01:10:25.954 BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF LOSING YOU HURTS ME SO MUCH 01:10:25.956 --> 01:10:30.191 THAT I CAN'T SLEEP, I CAN'T EAT, I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT. 01:10:30.193 --> 01:10:31.693 I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME, 01:10:31.695 --> 01:10:34.395 AND I'M SORRY FOR SHOWING UP UNANNOUNCED, 01:10:34.397 --> 01:10:37.465 BUT I REALLY WANTED TO COME HERE AND TALK TO YOU. 01:10:47.109 --> 01:10:48.876 -I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME. 01:10:59.789 --> 01:11:01.422 -I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 01:11:01.424 --> 01:11:02.657 -I FEEL LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN CLOSER 01:11:02.659 --> 01:11:04.292 TO ANYBODY ELSE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 01:11:04.294 --> 01:11:07.829 I-I FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS WANT US TO JUST SHARE HOW WE FEEL AND -- 01:11:07.831 --> 01:11:10.198 AND JUST BE OPEN SO THAT WE NEVER GET HURT. 01:11:10.200 --> 01:11:12.333 -YES! GRACE, I DON'T EVER WANT TO HURT YOU AGAIN. 01:11:12.335 --> 01:11:15.036 -YEAH, NO MORE SECRETS. -I WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 01:11:15.038 --> 01:11:16.938 -AND -- AND NEVER KEEP ANYTHING FROM EACH OTHER. 01:11:16.940 --> 01:11:18.940 -NO MORE SECRETS. -YEAH, NO MORE SECRETS. 01:11:18.942 --> 01:11:21.643 -BEFORE WE STARTED DATING, I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER. 01:11:23.679 --> 01:11:25.146 -WHAT? -I KNOW. 01:11:25.148 --> 01:11:27.715 THAT NIGHT THAT I MET YOU, AFTER I WALKED YOU HOME, 01:11:27.717 --> 01:11:29.050 I WENT TO A HOTEL BAR, 01:11:29.052 --> 01:11:30.585 AND SHE WAS THERE, AND THAT'S HOW WE MET. 01:11:30.587 --> 01:11:31.886 AND I'M JUST -- 01:11:31.888 --> 01:11:33.154 I WANT TO LAY THIS ALL OUT THERE NOW 01:11:33.156 --> 01:11:34.389 SO THAT WE CAN JUST GET PAST IT 01:11:34.391 --> 01:11:35.757 AND IT WON'T COME BACK TO HAUNT US. 01:11:35.759 --> 01:11:37.992 WE CAN JUST MOVE FORWARD AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER. 01:11:40.062 --> 01:11:42.430 -YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM? 01:11:42.432 --> 01:11:43.798 -IT WAS A-A TINY MISTAKE THAT -- 01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.233 THAT JUST HAPPENED THAT ONE WEEKEND. 01:11:45.235 --> 01:11:46.501 BUT -- BUT I'M GLAD I'M TELLING YOU THIS NOW. 01:11:46.503 --> 01:11:48.202 -YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM. 01:11:48.204 --> 01:11:50.004 -I'M -- I'M GLAD I'M GETTING THIS OFF MY CHEST, 01:11:50.006 --> 01:11:51.673 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HIDE THIS FROM YOU ANYMORE AND -- 01:11:51.675 --> 01:11:53.841 -YOU SEX WITH MY MOM?! 01:11:53.843 --> 01:11:55.443 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?! 01:11:55.445 --> 01:11:57.011 -I WAS UNDER THE ASSUMPTION 01:11:57.013 --> 01:11:58.479 THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 01:11:58.481 --> 01:12:00.548 -NOT ABOUT THIS! -ABOUT EVERYTHING. 01:12:10.626 --> 01:12:13.127 -SWEETHEART, WHAT'S GOING ON? 01:12:17.099 --> 01:12:18.466 -OH. 01:12:23.806 --> 01:12:24.672 -GRACE. 01:12:24.674 --> 01:12:26.841 DON'T LEAVE! GRACE! 01:12:34.784 --> 01:12:37.085 NO, I KNOW, SWEETIE. 01:12:37.087 --> 01:12:38.553 I KNOW. 01:12:38.555 --> 01:12:41.089 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO TALK TO HER? 01:12:42.858 --> 01:12:44.258 OKAY. 01:12:44.260 --> 01:12:46.294 NO, I UNDERSTAND. 01:12:47.229 --> 01:12:49.430 WELL, TRY TO GET SOME REST TONIGHT, 01:12:49.432 --> 01:12:52.633 AND WE'LL TALK IN THE MORNING, OKAY? 01:12:53.902 --> 01:12:55.603 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 01:12:55.605 --> 01:12:57.071 ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT. 01:12:58.608 --> 01:13:01.042 -I'VE MADE UP THE COUCH. 01:13:02.177 --> 01:13:03.978 -YOU'RE KIDDING. 01:13:04.947 --> 01:13:06.247 -IT'S FOR ME. 01:13:06.249 --> 01:13:08.049 I'LL SLEEP DOWNSTAIRS. 01:13:08.051 --> 01:13:09.684 -MAREN. 01:13:09.686 --> 01:13:11.886 WAIT A MINUTE. 01:13:22.331 --> 01:13:24.265 -HOW IS SHE? 01:13:25.435 --> 01:13:27.835 -WELL, SHE IS VERY UPSET. 01:13:33.409 --> 01:13:35.676 -DOES SHE HATE ME? 01:13:47.757 --> 01:13:49.290 I'VE BEEN SAVING THE GOOD STUFF 01:13:49.292 --> 01:13:52.794 FOR A, UH, SPECIAL OCCASION. 01:14:04.606 --> 01:14:06.240 YOU FUCKED HARRY. 01:14:09.179 --> 01:14:11.479 -TRULY SORRY. 01:14:20.289 --> 01:14:25.660 -YOU FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND. 01:14:34.069 --> 01:14:36.337 YOU FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND. 01:14:36.339 --> 01:14:38.239 THAT'S -- 01:15:02.898 --> 01:15:03.698 STOP IT. 01:15:03.700 --> 01:15:04.699 -I CAN'T HELP IT. 01:15:05.768 --> 01:15:08.469 - IT'S AMAZING. 01:15:08.471 --> 01:15:10.238 -THAT'S JUST -- 01:16:21.777 --> 01:16:23.544 -HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO DAD? 01:16:23.546 --> 01:16:25.880 -YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 01:16:25.882 --> 01:16:27.348 DAD'S PERFECT. 01:16:29.051 --> 01:16:31.052 -WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 01:16:38.293 --> 01:16:39.493 I KNEW IT. 01:16:40.429 --> 01:16:43.531 I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON WITH YOU GUYS. 01:16:43.533 --> 01:16:46.000 -WE SCREWED UP, SWEETIE. 01:16:46.002 --> 01:16:48.035 WE BOTH SCREWED UP. 01:16:49.638 --> 01:16:52.039 WE TOOK EACH OTHER FOR GRANTED. 01:16:53.075 --> 01:16:56.310 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS, 01:16:56.312 --> 01:16:58.446 YOU SOMEHOW KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 01:16:58.448 --> 01:17:03.551 AS IF HAVING A FAMILY MAKES YOU PERFECT, RIGHT? 01:17:03.553 --> 01:17:06.454 IT DOESN'T. 01:17:06.456 --> 01:17:07.822 IT'S HARD. 01:17:07.824 --> 01:17:10.825 IT'S HARD WORK. 01:17:10.827 --> 01:17:13.894 AND I'M NOT SAYING HAVING AN AFFAIR IS THE ANSWER, 01:17:13.896 --> 01:17:15.997 BECAUSE IT'S NOT. 01:17:17.532 --> 01:17:21.135 SOMETIMES IT TAKES ALMOST LOSING SOMETHING 01:17:21.137 --> 01:17:24.772 TO MAKE YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU LEFT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 01:17:28.910 --> 01:17:31.846 SWEETIE, I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT HIM. 01:17:31.848 --> 01:17:34.315 ALL HE DID WAS TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 01:17:36.051 --> 01:17:40.388 -EVERY TIME I OPEN MYSELF UP TO HIM, HE HURTS ME. 01:17:40.390 --> 01:17:44.625 WHETHER IT'S HIM... TELLING ME ABOUT YOU 01:17:44.627 --> 01:17:47.294 OR WRITING ME AN E-MAIL TO BREAK UP WITH ME. 01:17:47.296 --> 01:17:48.863 -I WROTE THAT. 01:17:50.165 --> 01:17:51.298 IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET SENT. 01:17:51.300 --> 01:17:52.767 THAT -- THAT PART WAS AN ACCIDENT, 01:17:52.769 --> 01:17:55.102 BUT -- BUT I WROTE IT. 01:17:55.104 --> 01:17:57.505 HE WAS GONNA TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 01:17:57.507 --> 01:18:00.408 AND I -- I-I-I PANICKED. 01:18:00.410 --> 01:18:02.376 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 01:18:02.378 --> 01:18:05.046 AND I-I-I COULDN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF HURTING YOU, 01:18:05.048 --> 01:18:09.650 AND, OF COURSE, THEN I ENDED UP HURTING YOU, AND... 01:18:09.652 --> 01:18:11.385 ...I AM SO SORRY. 01:18:13.922 --> 01:18:17.792 -THAT IS SO FUCKED UP. 01:18:17.794 --> 01:18:19.927 -SO FUCKED UP. 01:18:26.601 --> 01:18:28.302 LOOK. 01:18:28.304 --> 01:18:30.171 HE WANTED TO BE WITH YOU SO BAD 01:18:30.173 --> 01:18:32.540 THAT HE WAS WILLING TO RISK LOSING YOU. 01:18:32.542 --> 01:18:35.142 -SO? 01:18:35.144 --> 01:18:38.345 I -- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 01:18:39.148 --> 01:18:41.482 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 01:18:41.484 --> 01:18:44.085 -I'M SAYING DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 01:18:58.967 --> 01:19:02.203 - WHOO! 01:19:05.741 --> 01:19:08.509 -IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 01:19:09.878 --> 01:19:11.178 JUST GETTING WARMED UP. 01:19:11.180 --> 01:19:13.280 YOU ARE JUST GETTING WARMED UP. 01:19:17.652 --> 01:19:19.587 -WHOO! YES! 01:19:19.589 --> 01:19:21.522 WHOO! YEAH! 01:19:22.992 --> 01:19:24.058 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT! 01:19:24.060 --> 01:19:26.627 YOU'RE THE MAN! WHOO! YEAH! 01:19:26.629 --> 01:19:29.563 -HEY, YOU READY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN, HARRY? 01:20:08.603 --> 01:20:10.137 -OKAY, LOOK, BEFORE YOU CLOSE THE DOOR IN MY FACE, 01:20:10.139 --> 01:20:11.505 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE MAD 01:20:11.507 --> 01:20:13.440 AND YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT ME HERE RIGHT NOW, 01:20:13.442 --> 01:20:15.209 JUST LET ME GET THIS OFF MY CHEST. 01:20:15.211 --> 01:20:18.145 I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT YOU AND ME AND -- 01:20:42.237 --> 01:20:45.039 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX. 01:20:45.041 --> 01:20:47.641 -WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 01:20:54.850 --> 01:20:58.385 -¶ ALL THAT I ASK FROM YOU ¶ 01:20:58.387 --> 01:21:03.991 ¶ OH, BABY, IS THE TRUTH ¶ 01:21:03.993 --> 01:21:05.993 ¶ CRUEL TO BE KIND, BABY ¶ 01:21:05.995 --> 01:21:09.163 ¶ I AIN'T AFRAID OF THE BLUES ¶ 01:21:09.165 --> 01:21:13.300 ¶ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE ¶ 01:21:13.302 --> 01:21:18.772 ¶ AND I'D RATHER LESS THAN MORE OF NOTHIN' ¶ 01:21:18.774 --> 01:21:22.743 -¶ NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN' ¶ 01:21:23.979 --> 01:21:27.748 -¶ OH, BABY, ARE YOU BLIND? ¶ 01:21:27.750 --> 01:21:31.685 ¶ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A CRIME ¶ 01:21:31.687 --> 01:21:34.722 ¶ IN THIS MORE-OF-NOTHIN' WORLD WE LIVE ¶ 01:21:34.724 --> 01:21:38.559 ¶ TO HAVE A MORE-OF-NOTHIN' LOVE TO GIVE? ¶ 01:21:38.561 --> 01:21:42.663 ¶ I'M OUT FIGHTIN' IT EVERY DAY ¶ 01:21:42.665 --> 01:21:45.566 ¶ AND, HONEY, THERE'S JUST NO WAY ¶ 01:21:45.568 --> 01:21:49.236 ¶ I'M COMIN' HOME TO MORE OF NOTHIN' ¶ 01:21:49.238 --> 01:21:51.839 ¶ NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN' ¶ 01:21:51.841 --> 01:21:53.307 ¶ NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ¶ 01:21:53.309 --> 01:21:56.210 ¶ AND I THINK YOU CONFUSED ME ¶ 01:21:56.212 --> 01:21:57.344 -¶ CONFUSED ME ¶ 01:21:57.346 --> 01:21:59.880 -¶ WITH ONE OF THOSE GIRLS ¶ 01:21:59.882 --> 01:22:01.448 ¶ YOU RUN AROUND WITH ¶ 01:22:01.450 --> 01:22:04.118 ¶ BABY, I AIN'T TRYING TO BE ¶ 01:22:04.120 --> 01:22:05.552 -¶ TRYING TO BE ¶ 01:22:05.554 --> 01:22:08.889 -¶ YOUR NEXT LITTLE THING, STARLET ¶ 01:22:08.891 --> 01:22:12.226 ¶ I WANT A LOVE THAT'S DEEP ¶ 01:22:12.228 --> 01:22:15.396 ¶ AND YOU KEEP BUYIN' CHEAP ¶ 01:22:15.398 --> 01:22:18.032 ¶ YOU'RE BUYIN' MORE OF NOTHIN' ¶ 01:22:18.034 --> 01:22:20.834 -¶ NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN' ¶ 01:22:20.836 --> 01:22:24.772 -¶ NOTHIN' ¶ 01:23:04.312 --> 01:23:08.782 -¶ YES, WELL, THE YEARS HAVE ALL GONE BY ¶ 01:23:10.185 --> 01:23:12.386 ¶ AND THEY'VE TAKEN US ¶ 01:23:12.388 --> 01:23:17.024 ¶ THEY'VE TAKEN US FOR A VERY LONG RIDE ¶ 01:23:17.026 --> 01:23:21.395 ¶ SOME OF US HAVE COME AND GONE ¶ 01:23:21.397 --> 01:23:26.767 ¶ THE REST OF US HAVE TRIED TO CARRY ON ¶ 01:23:28.570 --> 01:23:29.903 -¶ OOH ¶ 01:23:29.905 --> 01:23:34.375 -¶ YEAH, WELL, THE YEARS HAVE COME AND GONE ¶ 01:23:36.344 --> 01:23:38.545 ¶ AND WHAT HAVE WE ¶ 01:23:38.547 --> 01:23:42.583 ¶ WHAT HAVE WE ALL REALLY DONE, BABE? ¶ 01:23:42.585 --> 01:23:46.854 ¶ SOME OF US HAVE COME AND GONE ¶ 01:23:46.856 --> 01:23:53.527 -¶ THE REST OF US WILL TRY TO CARRY ON ¶ 01:23:53.529 --> 01:23:57.097 -¶ AND SILENTLY, THE YEARS GO BY ¶ 01:23:57.099 --> 01:24:00.734 ¶ AND THEY TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ¶ 01:24:00.736 --> 01:24:03.604 ¶ YOU WERE THERE, NOW YOU'RE NOT THERE ¶ 01:24:03.606 --> 01:24:07.274 ¶ YOU'RE NO LONGER BY MY SIDE ¶ 01:24:07.276 --> 01:24:12.079 -¶ AND I, I DON'T KNOW ¶ 01:24:12.081 --> 01:24:15.749 ¶ IF THIS RIDE IS STILL FOR ME ¶ 01:24:22.624 --> 01:24:27.728 -¶ I REMEMBER SOME TIME LONG AGO ¶ 01:24:29.130 --> 01:24:31.465 ¶ WHEN I SAW YOUR HAIR ¶ 01:24:31.467 --> 01:24:35.569 ¶ IT WAS GLISTENING ALL AGLOW ¶ 103694