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This is the unholiest
abandoned veterinary hospital
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I've ever seen. I'd put the
chances of seeing Canus Spectralis-
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ghost dog-at total max.
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Somebody's here.
I smelt it...
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...but the spirit world
dealt it.
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Rory!
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Vampires don't even need food!
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You know I'm a stress eater.
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Scare Finder Rule
Number Eight:
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Don't be afraid of scares.
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Doug's fearless. He's a machine designed
to, like, delete fear from itself.
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Hey, everybody! We're live
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outside the door of this year's
Day with Doug winner.
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This superfan gets to hang with me and
go on a scare find in his own town!
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Oh, come on!
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Who would bother us now?
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That kid must have a crazy
luck bonus- like, a plus six!
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I automatically hate this jerk.
He should be me and he isn't.
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Hey, big man!
Name's Doug Falconhawk.
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Ethan, you'll never believe
who won the contest.
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Are you Ethan?
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Hi...
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♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
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♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪
♪ that's pure. ♪
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♪ She's the girl next door ♪.
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♪ Just for me. ♪
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♪ What you get is ♪
♪ what you see. ♪
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♪ No more ♪
♪ "Maybe it's Maybelline" ♪
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♪ She can give you everything ♪
♪ you need. ♪
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♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
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♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪
♪ that's pure. ♪
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♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
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♪ Just for me. ♪
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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I dig your decorating style,
Ethan.
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Ow.
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Ow. Ow.
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He's here. It's real.
This is a thing that's happening.
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Dude, this is
off several hooks.
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I don't believe
what I'm seeing...
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There's an action figure
of me?
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No, I made that
out of other figures.
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See, you've got
Wolverine's groin, but...
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...no one has awesome hair
like you do,
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so I had to sculpt that
by myself.
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Yeah!
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Now tiny Doug can
kill a vampire.
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Guys, guys...
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I know this is the most awesome
thing that has ever happened ever.
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But it is also
a complete disaster.
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What? Bunk!
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You couldn't
name five reasons why.
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Doug hunts paranormal stuff.
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Erica's a vampire.
Rory's a vampire.
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Sarah is a vampire.
And you're an idiot.
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Five.
You got lucky.
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Hmm!
I'm pretty quotable!
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You have to stay away
from Doug. It's too risky.
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Are you kidding me, dude?
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I was a geek before I became
Lord of the Night.
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No way I'm passing up the chance
to become his assistant.
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Usually the girls buy
the calendars.
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Oh...
My sister got that for me.
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Okay, fine.
We've got to hang out with Doug,
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but no matter what, we have
to keep him away from Sarah.
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Did you turn 11 last night?
What's with the juice box?
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It's a new blood substitute
Benny's grandma gave me.
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I guess she's used
to packing nerd lunches.
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Ugh! It smells like shoe.
How is it?
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Not bad. Aside from the
fact it may cause nausea,
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dizziness, irritability,
bloating, and sleep drooling.
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So I hate it.
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I know you think
feeding on humans is "wrong",
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but do you really want
to risk bloating?
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Yeah...
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I can't believe we got a ride
to school in the Vamp Camper.
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I can't believe
you guys had your own suits.
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Let's hit it.
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All right, rug rats,
don't crowd Mr. Falconhawk.
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One line.
One line.
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Uh... Hey, you guys go ahead
to chemistry class.
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I gotta swing by my locker.
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This new blood is awful!
I need a new new one!
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You guys gotta stay out of sight.
That's Doug Falconhawk.
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Is that that night vision poser
from that show you guys like?
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He looks
like a prison hairdresser.
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Yeah,
serious mullet fail.
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And you should be worried
about him.
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If he gets in my way,
he's lunch.
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His hair...
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...is awesome!
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Doug is like Batman.
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And... all four Ghostbusters, and,
like, a scientist motorcycle gang,
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all in one. And,
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if he spots you,
you won't have a chance.
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Scares don't find themselves.
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But you can bring them to you,
if you have the right bait:
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Aloe, musk,
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saffron, pepper-
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a recipe
for wicked ghost action!
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You should spike it
with vervain, Doug.
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It also makes
for a sweet vampire repellent.
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Uh... So I've heard.
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- Ah! - Whoa! You're not one of them,
are you, buddy?
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Hey, Rory...
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I bet Doug could
really go for a latte.
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That's the kind of thing
a great assistant would fetch.
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What's a latte?
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I don't know. But I think a place
on the other side of town has one.
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Sweet! I'll find one.
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Thanks, dude!
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Check this stuff out!
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Sasquatch footprint.
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Jar of ectoplasm
from a ghost sasquatch.
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Werewolf claw.
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Oh!
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Best camping trip
ever!
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Are you sure
it's real?
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I... It should have
reverted to human form
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after it was cut off.
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I mean... at least,
that's what Wikipedia says.
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Wikipedia!
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Wow!
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Is that an undead detector?
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It's picking
something up!
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Something close!
Gear up!
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What's up, fools?
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Uh, here!
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Ha. Look, Doug.
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It stopped beeping.
Must be broken.
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Bummer!
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Hey, gopher!
Where you been?
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Scoring you a latte!
It's a type of coffee.
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Ah! Let's roll!
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Ooh! Yeah!
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Doug... loves biscotti.
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Oh! I'm on it!
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Sarah? What's up?
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This junk tastes like a punch in the
mouth, and it's kind of making me mad.
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Benny's grandma's out of town at
a sorcery convention for a week-
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or... however long it takes
to summon a demon.
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Well, I guess everyone wants
me to go eat rats again!
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Old, rat-biter Sarah.
Fine!
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I'll be in the graveyard
eating rats like a loser!
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What?! Keep moving!
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The Falconhawk Forest Fry.
This is what I dig in to
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whenever I'm in the bush
looking for El Chupacabra.
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Canned spam, canned beans,
and pineapple chunks-
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from a can.
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Awesome!
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The pineapple is wicked
caramelized!
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Eat up. We'll need
all of our energy
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- for an all-night terror stakeout.
- Stakeout?
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I'm not just here to cook, bud;
We're gonna find some scares.
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Where?
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Where bodies lay,
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scares will play.
The graveyard.
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No!
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Why not?
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Um... because...
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uh...
my house is haunted.
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It is?
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You should recycle instead of
littering in our green spaces.
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Sorry.
This slop is making me nuts.
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And slow!
I can't even catch a rat.
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Go bug the nerd king.
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He can just science you up
something new.
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How come you never told me
this place was haunted?
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I'm your friend!
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Boo! Scared ya!
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Hey, Jerry!
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How's the best producer
in the world? Hold on.
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I'll let you guys listen in
on some show biz chatter.
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Makowski, the ratings
on your last episode were
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like a disease!
You're putting people to sleep!
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It's all, "Ooh,
what a squeak that floor made!"
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Or, "Oh, man! I hope
that table didn't move!"
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Unless the Scare Finder actually
finds something this week,
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you can kiss your joke of a show
goodbye!
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Your show's in trouble?
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But... it's,
it's awesome!
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The last episode rocked!
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It was weak.
It's always weak!
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I've never even
actually seen anything!
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And this ghost grid,
it's never found a ghost!
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But, uh...
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...why'd he call you
"Makowski"?
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My real name's
Doug Makowski.
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Falconhawk is made up.
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Oh. Rory's here
with your biscotti.
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Maybe that'll get this...
party going.
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I need... blood.
Help me!
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Sarah,
Doug's gonna see you!
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Oh, no.
I'm paralyzed by terror.
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What good is a camera
that sees vampires
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when there's no vampires
to see?
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Holy cow!
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A vampire!
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What? No,
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this is just a...
girl I know...
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...who just showed up
to leave.
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Oh, give me a break!
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A vampire! A vampire!
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Looks like
I broke your hero.
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- Now, can you science me some new blood?
- He saw you!
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Yeah, and he really looked like he
was gonna do something about it.
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The guy is a total poser.
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A real vampire.
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The haters on my blog can
eat it!
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Ooh...
Sarah's in trouble.
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Yeah.
Doug IS awesome!
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The best I could do is
a Danish. Did I miss anything?
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This episode is gonna be
awesome.
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This is bad-.
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Uh, hey, let's not say things
we can't take back.
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- There's an audio feed. - Okay, Makowski,
we're going live with this,
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but it better be ratings gold.
We're interrupting Biggest, Bravest Babies.
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This is huge, Jerry.
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The world's first televised
vampire kill.
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This bloodsucker's dead-
again!
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Guys,
we gotta do something.
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Do you think
Doug would... kill Sarah?
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Even if he doesn't,
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the whole world's gonna know
she's a vampire.
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This town will be crawling
with guys like Doug.
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Plus, spooky
government scientists.
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What do we do?
Doug's our hero, and...
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...I don't want to use
any of my arcane power
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to rip his soul
from his mortal form.
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Yeah, good thing
you're bad at magic.
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If Doug wants a show
about vampires,
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we'll give him one.
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White Chapel,
the sleepy little town
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where the horrors are
wide awake.
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Nightmares don't dream.
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I am the Scare Finder!
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I'm on the trail
of a real vampire,
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an undead abomination
who brazenly attacked me
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only moments ago!
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Uh...
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You never hunt a hunter.
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I can't believe
you are running from this loser.
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Why don't you just
take him out?
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I'm too weak from this fake
blood, and I'm not a killer!
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It's Ethan.
"Meet me at the warehouse."
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Great.
Spock has a logical plan.
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Eww! You just made a
Star Trek reference.
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00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:29,443
Yeah,
and you recognized it.
249
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,678
I gotta... go...
250
00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:35,548
Text me if you want me
to come eat this guy.
251
00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:38,851
This is by far
the weakest fight preparation
252
00:14:38,885 --> 00:14:40,852
in the history of showdowns.
253
00:14:40,886 --> 00:14:42,853
We're not gonna fight Doug;
254
00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:44,923
He needs to think
he was wrong about what he saw,
255
00:14:44,957 --> 00:14:48,660
so we're gonna put on a show like
something out of those Dusk novels.
256
00:14:48,694 --> 00:14:50,862
Oh, there's Sarah.
257
00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:52,931
Okay,
258
00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:56,534
go get into position.
259
00:14:56,569 --> 00:14:57,802
Hey.
260
00:14:58,836 --> 00:15:00,471
I'd... laugh at you
261
00:15:00,506 --> 00:15:02,740
if I didn't want
to bite someone's face off.
262
00:15:02,775 --> 00:15:06,678
Okay, um, here.
Put these on.
263
00:15:06,712 --> 00:15:09,514
I have my own,
thanks.
264
00:15:09,548 --> 00:15:11,816
They need to be fake.
Trust me.
265
00:15:11,851 --> 00:15:13,818
And this.
266
00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:16,588
Is this some
sort of blanket?
267
00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:18,623
With sleeves.
And...
268
00:15:18,657 --> 00:15:21,826
- ...here's your tiara too.
- Ethan, what are we doing?
269
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:24,562
What geeks do best,
ha-ha!
270
00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:26,631
Live action
role-playing.
271
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,934
Okay, now I'm scared.
272
00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:40,846
I've tracked the nefarious throat-muncher
into this abandoned warehouse-
273
00:15:40,881 --> 00:15:44,816
clearly ground zero
for local vampire activity.
274
00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:47,753
Well,
sorry, bats,
275
00:15:47,787 --> 00:15:50,755
but you're not the only bird
in town anymore.
276
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:53,725
Triggerus chillius.
277
00:16:00,598 --> 00:16:03,733
Holy cow!
A werewolf!
278
00:16:07,672 --> 00:16:11,609
- Frozen!
- You trespass, human,
279
00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:14,779
on ground
that is not yours.
280
00:16:14,813 --> 00:16:16,714
Maybe I can gain his trust.
281
00:16:16,749 --> 00:16:20,486
I'm tracking a vampire,
your eternal foe!
282
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:24,657
You track
my forbidden girlfriend?
283
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:27,493
And my future
vampire wife.
284
00:16:27,527 --> 00:16:29,595
Another vampire!
285
00:16:29,629 --> 00:16:32,865
Well, at least
it's a fair fight now.
286
00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:35,534
I am Fangstorm,
the vampire.
287
00:16:35,568 --> 00:16:38,503
If you have harmed my love,
then I will totally...
288
00:16:38,538 --> 00:16:42,507
...vampire... you.
289
00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:44,609
Bonnie prefers me,
290
00:16:44,644 --> 00:16:49,481
Greg, the werewolf mechanic
with... a good heart.
291
00:16:49,515 --> 00:16:51,750
I think I've stumbled-
hunted my way-
292
00:16:51,785 --> 00:16:53,752
into a supernatural
love triangle.
293
00:16:53,787 --> 00:16:57,523
Bonnie and I have
an arranged marriage.
294
00:16:57,557 --> 00:17:01,662
The tradition has
lasted for like, a million years,
295
00:17:01,696 --> 00:17:04,665
and...
and it's really important!
296
00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:08,435
No, stop!
Stop this madness!
297
00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:10,704
I've been tracking
a vampire princess?
298
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:14,542
Huh... I would have thought vampire
royalty would be better dressed.
299
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,444
I heard that, you jerk!
300
00:17:16,478 --> 00:17:20,748
Fangstorm, Greg, please,
don't make me choose
301
00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:24,752
between love and this super
ancient tradition of our people.
302
00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:26,888
This is so stupid!
303
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:29,758
Your character wouldn't
say that!
304
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,794
I, Fangstorm,
challenge this...
305
00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:37,499
...dog
to a wicked spin-kick fight.
306
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:39,567
Dude, I'll throw you
at him!
307
00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:41,436
What? No, it'll hurt!
308
00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:42,838
Ah!
309
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:47,543
Dude, are you trying
to bite me?
310
00:17:47,577 --> 00:17:50,646
- I am Fangstorm!
- Now! Go get Doug!
311
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,649
I beg of you,
please, Mr. Falconhawk,
312
00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:57,486
you can't let them kill each other.
You're the only human who can help.
313
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,655
Do I keep
my hunter's instincts in check
314
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,623
and play peacemaker?
315
00:18:01,657 --> 00:18:03,692
Or do I bag myself a vampire
316
00:18:03,726 --> 00:18:05,860
and write my name
in the history books?
317
00:18:05,894 --> 00:18:08,730
Yeah,
I'll do that one.
318
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,802
Sarah, did you have
to kick him so hard?
319
00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:17,437
Ethan! Shh!
320
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,673
Ethan! Benny!
321
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:24,544
What is this?
Um... hi, Doug.
322
00:18:24,578 --> 00:18:25,812
Hey.
323
00:18:25,846 --> 00:18:27,681
Heh-heh...
324
00:18:29,751 --> 00:18:32,586
I'm sorry, Doug,
but when you showed up,
325
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:35,523
we thought
it would be awesome to be on TV.
326
00:18:35,558 --> 00:18:38,760
I was live!
I'm ruined!
327
00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:40,897
How could you do that
to a guy?
328
00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:43,633
I just wanted
to make a fan's day.
329
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:48,638
- And maybe shoot a vampire.
- Yeah, maybe. On camera.
330
00:18:48,672 --> 00:18:52,442
Instead, I get "punk'd"
by a Dusk convention.
331
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:55,645
- Sorry, Doug. We just...
- I don't know
332
00:18:55,680 --> 00:19:00,451
why you would want to destroy
your own hero, just to get on TV!
333
00:19:00,485 --> 00:19:03,587
Dressing up as monsters?
Rigging my camera
334
00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:05,589
so that this girl would
show up as a vampire?
335
00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:07,725
Kids weren't like this
before NewbieTube.
336
00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:10,461
Here.
337
00:19:10,495 --> 00:19:13,532
You might as well keep
these worthless things.
338
00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:19,805
All packed up,
Mr. Fal... con... hawk...
339
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,408
Fresh latte
in the cup holders.
340
00:19:22,442 --> 00:19:23,643
Thanks, Rory.
341
00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:31,583
Some scares just aren't worth
finding.
342
00:19:34,721 --> 00:19:39,891
Thanks for helping me and protecting White
Chapel's secret. You did the right thing.
343
00:19:39,926 --> 00:19:42,527
Kinda like a hero.
344
00:19:42,561 --> 00:19:46,532
Oh, and I'm never being
Bonnie again.
345
00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:47,767
No matter what.
346
00:19:47,801 --> 00:19:50,670
I'm sorry, guys.
347
00:19:50,704 --> 00:19:52,772
I can't talk
right now.
348
00:19:52,807 --> 00:19:55,609
Everything
I ever believed in...
349
00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:57,745
...was a wig.
350
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:05,553
Camper won't start.
351
00:20:05,587 --> 00:20:07,888
You're not a real mechanic,
are you? Or was that...
352
00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:09,924
...part a lie too?
353
00:20:13,928 --> 00:20:16,663
Worst episode ever.
354
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,752
White Chapel -the boring town
355
00:20:22,803 --> 00:20:26,672
with the One-trophy high school
and the lukewarm lattes.
356
00:20:26,831 --> 00:20:30,534
No scares to be found here;
Only lies and pranks.
357
00:20:30,569 --> 00:20:32,553
And the only reason for you
to visit this place
358
00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:35,255
is if you want to have your show
cancelled too.
359
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:37,390
Well, he's not bitter
at all.
360
00:20:37,425 --> 00:20:39,692
You see that?
We got on TV!
361
00:20:40,127 --> 00:20:42,463
But this isn't the end
of Doug Falconhawk.
362
00:20:42,497 --> 00:20:44,598
Starting next month,
I could be coming to your town
363
00:20:44,632 --> 00:20:47,601
and pulling a wicked prank
on you and your friends!
364
00:20:47,635 --> 00:20:51,505
onhawk:
Prank Blaster!
365
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,551
Nice. I can't wait to watch Doug
prank blast some chump!
366
00:21:05,352 --> 00:21:07,230
As long as
he stays away from us!
367
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:14,295
Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
368
00:21:14,296 --> 00:21:18,366
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
369
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,401
♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪
♪ that's pure. ♪
370
00:21:21,436 --> 00:21:24,471
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
371
00:21:24,506 --> 00:21:27,808
♪ Just for me ♪
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