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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,916 I can divorce you peacefully now! we're both going to be rich. 2 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:31,208 I can buy all of China. 3 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:35,416 And the king's palace and Shanghai too. - Shut up! Let them work. 4 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,000 Let me drive today! 5 00:01:45,916 --> 00:01:49,458 What do you think is in there? Cocaine? Guns? Bang Bang! 6 00:01:49,791 --> 00:01:53,250 Shut up! look ahead and drive! 7 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:55,333 I'm going to find a new husband.. 8 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,500 ..once I'm rich! 9 00:01:58,541 --> 00:02:00,125 Damn! I need to go to the toilet. 10 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:02,791 SHUT UP! LOOK AHEAD & DRIVE. 11 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,666 Run!! 12 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:26,500 Bagga, wait. Bagga, wait. 13 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:28,625 Bagga, wait. 14 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,583 This is not Pakistan, buddy! 15 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:35,500 That is quite evident seeing the development here. 16 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:36,750 Look... 17 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:40,000 Look...someone's shipped us to Japan. 18 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:41,333 China. 19 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:44,583 Welcome to China. 20 00:02:51,791 --> 00:02:54,083 That day 21 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,500 Brother Guddu. 22 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:02,583 - The car has arrived. - It has? 23 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:03,958 Hurry up, Happy. 24 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,833 Or we'll run into traffic in Delhi. 25 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:07,833 - Let's go, I am ready. - I can see that. 26 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,875 The blue bag's already stuffed with food, stuff more! 27 00:03:10,916 --> 00:03:12,625 No need to interfere in my work. 28 00:03:12,666 --> 00:03:14,500 Those people serve snakes for meal, you know. 29 00:03:14,541 --> 00:03:16,583 Why did you agree to do a show in China? 30 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:17,958 Does anyone even know Hindi out there? 31 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,166 - Ae...so politely they invited me - "with wife" 32 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:23,416 And Ranjeet was saying that all the shows would be houseful. 33 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,125 Yeah, right. Because all your shows go houseful. 34 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:26,916 Why do you keep bringing up Harnam's show? 35 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:28,166 It rained that day. 36 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,916 I've 8000 followers on Facebook, and you know that. 37 00:03:30,958 --> 00:03:32,166 Your friends liked it too. 38 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:36,458 So brother, the Air China gate is in Delhi's T3 terminal. 39 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,000 Don't take them to Korea one instead. 40 00:03:38,041 --> 00:03:39,000 You Stupid! 41 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,125 Those people look similar not the airline gates. 42 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:45,541 Brother Guddu, precaution is better than cure. 43 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:48,541 Last time we had parked the truck on the wrong side by mistake. 44 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:50,541 Don't you remember what mess we had gotten into?! 45 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:52,916 They had burned down my dad's truck, you know sister-in-law. 46 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:54,875 Because not every driver is as stupid as you. 47 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,041 Such negative talks in the morning. 48 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:58,166 Negative. 49 00:03:58,208 --> 00:03:59,708 Listen. Look after the house. 50 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:01,375 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 51 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:02,083 Bye. 52 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:04,500 Listen, don't forget to get me one of those camera phones. 53 00:04:04,541 --> 00:04:05,958 I've heard they are available for cheap in China. 54 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:06,541 Get lost! 55 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,541 It's cold. 56 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:14,250 Let's get out of here first. 57 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:15,875 Yeah...could be the air-conditioner. 58 00:04:15,916 --> 00:04:16,791 Let's go this way. 59 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,458 Happy.. I'll be back in one minute. 60 00:04:20,499 --> 00:04:22,416 - What now? - I'll be back... 61 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,208 Harpreet Kaur. 62 00:04:44,666 --> 00:04:45,916 No Gurdeep Singh? 63 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:47,083 No Gurdeep Singh! 64 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:48,041 Harpreet Kaur. 65 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,708 No Gurdeep Singh? 66 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,041 Who Gurdeep Singh? 67 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,166 Harpreet Kaur. 68 00:04:52,416 --> 00:04:53,500 No Gurdeep Singh? 69 00:04:53,541 --> 00:04:55,333 Will you go quietly or do you need a whack? 70 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:58,541 Oh man... 71 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:01,333 How are we going to understand our name in their language? 72 00:05:02,416 --> 00:05:03,250 I was just joking. 73 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:04,958 It must be here... 74 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:06,541 It must be in English... 75 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:07,416 Somewhere...here... 76 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:11,083 There! There! There! 77 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:11,958 Hey stupid. 78 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:15,125 Why are you holding that upside down? 79 00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:16,625 Hold it straight. 80 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:18,500 And it's not spelled P R O F. 81 00:05:18,541 --> 00:05:20,416 Guddu is spelled with G U D D U. 82 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:22,416 Guddu. Happy. 83 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:32,875 - Hello. - Gurleen. It's Happy. 84 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:36,291 - Did you reach safe and sound? - Yes, don't worry about me. 85 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:38,500 Just don't let father get his hands on this number. 86 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:39,625 Of course. Of course. 87 00:05:39,666 --> 00:05:41,583 And what am I going to say if someday he asks for your number? 88 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:45,000 Actually, uncle, Mumbai's code got tad bigger. 89 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:46,666 Please manage, Gurleen. 90 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:48,041 Only for a few days. 91 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,875 Okay, fine, don't worry. 92 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,666 And listen, I've come outside the house. 93 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:53,958 Speak with uncle. 94 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,583 Uncle. It's Happy. 95 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:56,750 Happy. 96 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:58,583 Hello. 97 00:05:58,625 --> 00:05:59,666 Hello, father. 98 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,208 How are you? 99 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:02,083 What's wrong with me? 100 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:02,958 I am absolutely fine. 101 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:04,958 You just take care of yourself. 102 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:06,625 And don't worry about me. 103 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,625 Work hard and make a name for yourself, dear. 104 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:13,041 Here, talk to Gurleen. 105 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:14,750 God bless. 106 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,333 Yes Happy tell me... 107 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,000 Ginny, father should never know where I am. 108 00:06:19,041 --> 00:06:20,083 I know. 109 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:23,000 He was getting emotional that's why I took the phone. 110 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:27,166 Once you find that bloody fool, give him a few on my behalf as well. 111 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,125 I will. promise. 112 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,250 Bye. 113 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:36,958 Excuse me. 114 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,625 How much time to reach university? 115 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,000 Shey Shey! Shey Shey! 116 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:43,125 No, no, how much time does it take to get there? 117 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:44,750 Shey Shey! Shey Shey! 118 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:47,416 How much time will it take to get there? 119 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,625 Shey Shey! Shey Shey! 120 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,333 Dumbo! 121 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:59,666 This is a great place. 122 00:07:04,666 --> 00:07:06,083 Welcome. 123 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:10,833 Welcome. 124 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,041 Welcome. 125 00:07:15,416 --> 00:07:16,333 What's this? 126 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:17,291 Do it. Do it. 127 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:20,625 Is anybody listening? 128 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:22,625 Why did you dump me in this furnace? 129 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,833 Hello! 130 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:28,708 You speak Chinese? 131 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:29,708 English? 132 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,791 See! 133 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,583 Hello mister, there's a misunderstanding. 134 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:33,458 Why have you got me here? 135 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,000 Where is your husband, Happy? 136 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:36,416 What? Husband? 137 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:37,916 Whose husband? 138 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,416 And since you understand Hindi, let me make one thing clear. 139 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:41,583 I am Harpreet. 140 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:42,625 What? 141 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:45,541 Stop pointing that gun. Put it down! 142 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,958 I am Harpreet Kaur. 143 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,500 And I don't have a husband. 144 00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:52,791 Just return my passport and bag and let me out of here. 145 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:56,000 Harpreet Kaur, Happy! 146 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:58,458 Age-26. Amritsar, India. 147 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,750 Arrival in China. 148 00:07:59,791 --> 00:08:02,083 Air China CA890. 149 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:05,541 There's been no misunderstanding, Happy. 150 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:14,208 We invited your husband Guddu to come here and sing. 151 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,208 Guddu? 152 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:16,625 Who Guddu? 153 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,750 Where is this old couple taking us? 154 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,125 What am I going to sing for them? 155 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:24,833 It's their culture, Guddu. 156 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:26,375 A way to welcome their guests. 157 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:27,708 Just keep walking. 158 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:28,875 Hello. 159 00:08:28,916 --> 00:08:30,000 My name is Shen. 160 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,208 And I am your translator. 161 00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:34,374 You're what? 162 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:35,249 Translator. 163 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:38,458 Interpreter. 164 00:08:38,499 --> 00:08:39,291 Intenunu..? 165 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,333 - Translator. - I see... 166 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:44,958 So, Mr. Translator, where is the stage? 167 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:45,916 The stage... 168 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:46,958 The stage is outside. 169 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:49,000 Please, this way. 170 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,000 This way. 171 00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:51,958 Just follow him. 172 00:08:52,791 --> 00:08:56,791 Guddu isn't going to sing, because we don't run an event company. 173 00:08:57,291 --> 00:08:59,000 We were going to keep Guddu here as leverage... 174 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,458 ...and make you run an errand for us in Lahore. 175 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,083 You have friends in Lahore. 176 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:05,333 Bilal Ahmed and Javed Ahmed. 177 00:09:06,666 --> 00:09:08,791 Last year Javed Ahmed paid a visit here. 178 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:13,875 He promised a company to get them Lahore's hydro-power plant project. 179 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,041 But this year, as soon as he came in power... 180 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:17,291 ...he canceled that deal. 181 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,750 You will go to his house like you did earlier. 182 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:26,708 And you will convince Bilal Ahmed to gave that project to that same company. 183 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:31,000 And in return you'll get to live, and so will Guddu. 184 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:34,500 Are you high on drugs? 185 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:36,333 First of all, I am not the Happy you're looking for. 186 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,958 And even if I was, it's such a stupid plan. 187 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:43,166 You should've abducted the guy's father or his son... 188 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,916 ...but no, you abduct that father's son's Indian... 189 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:47,916 ...friend instead and want her to do this job for you. 190 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:50,958 Are you really a criminal, or is this just your side-business? 191 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:56,791 We are not stupid to lay a finger on a politician's family. 192 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:58,708 Just tell us where is Guddu. 193 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,666 My God, not Guddu again. 194 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,250 I don't know any Guddu. 195 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:04,541 I am Happy. Harpreet Kaur. 196 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:05,958 I teach Horticulture. 197 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,750 Talk about Lahore, and I've never set foot out of Ludhiana. 198 00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:09,958 You're looking for Guddu, aren't you? 199 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,333 Then go look for him, I'm sure you'll find him. 200 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,708 But I must get to the University immediately. 201 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,333 Madam, please climb up on the stage. 202 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:17,416 Huh? Why? 203 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,333 Why will madam climb up on the stage? 204 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,583 Mr. Interpreter, I will 'climb-up on stage'. 205 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:23,791 Yes, he will do it. 206 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,500 Why you? 207 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:28,833 Because I am going to sing, bro. 208 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:31,250 - Are you going to sing? - Of course I will. 209 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:32,708 - Do you have a doubt? - okay! 210 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:34,458 - You can sing. - Yeah. 211 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,666 But after madam's speech. 212 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:38,625 Stop troubling my wife. 213 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,583 Why does madam have to give a speech? 214 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:41,333 Why? 215 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,500 It's okay, Guddu. 216 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:43,625 It must be their culture. 217 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:45,625 There's no sound, no stage... 218 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:47,375 ...and, I don't see any live musicians. 219 00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:49,000 He's brought us amongst a bunch of school kids. 220 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,250 And won't stop ranting about some "speech". 221 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,541 Calm down, Gurdeep Singh. 222 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:53,708 It will all be over in a jiffy. 223 00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:55,750 Come on. 224 00:10:55,791 --> 00:10:56,458 Come, madam. 225 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,333 Come. 226 00:10:57,625 --> 00:10:58,333 Let's go. 227 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,625 This way please. 228 00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:03,833 Here. You wear it. 229 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:04,625 Come on. 230 00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:15,666 I want to ask, what is the future of Bonsai in China? 231 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:22,125 Mrs. Kaur, this boy wants to know the future of Bonsai in China. 232 00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:32,875 Bonsai...will grow. 233 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:35,416 Little by little 234 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,375 Enough fooling around, Happy. 235 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:43,250 If you don't do my job, I can go to any limit. 236 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,833 Amritsar! Lahore! 237 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:49,166 Everywhere there will be people in trouble. 238 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,416 I don't give a damn! 239 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,583 First of all, you've brought me here instead of someone else. 240 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:56,375 Every other girl in every other street of Amritsar is called Harpreet. 241 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,250 Happy. 242 00:11:57,291 --> 00:11:59,625 I am not the Happy you are looking for. 243 00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:00,708 And what do you want? 244 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,833 You want me to go to Lahore for you fools. 245 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,083 Give up my life for no reason. 246 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,000 Wow! 247 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,208 Fine. 248 00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:09,750 Now I am not responsible for whatever happens after this. 249 00:12:10,791 --> 00:12:11,500 Wong. 250 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,666 Dimpy. 251 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,250 Are you going to just wield that around? 252 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:35,708 Fire it now. It's your brother's wedding. 253 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,041 Here it goes! 254 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,708 What happened? 255 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,875 What the...power-cut. 256 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:45,250 You guys always mess up my wedding. 257 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,458 Is someone going to check the lights now? 258 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,958 Check the geni, Rajinder! 259 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,625 Yeah brother I'm going to check. 260 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,333 Power's back. 261 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,250 Where has he gone? 262 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:02,166 Stop dancing you fools, where has he gone? 263 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:03,583 You fools. 264 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:04,666 Where is he? 265 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:06,208 Where is he? 266 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,875 Go look for him. 267 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:16,375 Gentlemen, this beautiful gathering has been arranged... 268 00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,666 ...in the honor of that Police Officer... 269 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,666 ...whose acts of bravery shall always remain 270 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:26,625 as an example for Lahore's Police Department. 271 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:30,208 This is definitely bad luck for Pakistanis. 272 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,375 Two Afridis got retired back to back. 273 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:38,750 Shahid from Cricket and Usman from the Police Department. 274 00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:42,958 I would like to honor the Police Officer... 275 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:50,000 ...who makes everyone feel safe in the city by his mere existence. 276 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:58,458 whose mere existence sends chills down the spine of crime. 277 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,125 - His mere existence... - Sir. 278 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,375 - His mere existence... - Sir. 279 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,916 Sir is nowhere to be seen. 280 00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:10,791 Now, today 281 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:15,625 So that's the reason to bring you both back together. 282 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:16,958 Happy. 283 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,083 You will help us find Guddu. 284 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,625 And you will take Happy to see Bilal. 285 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,000 And do my job. 286 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:27,833 I was on my wedding horse. 287 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:28,833 Listen, Bagga. 288 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:29,583 Get down bro! 289 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,541 To hell with Bagga and screw Bro! 290 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:34,791 Where's the logic? these twits abducted me off damn wedding horse! 291 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,708 I had distributed sweets all over Amritsar. 292 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,791 Even sent out a wedding Invitation the to the Captain. 293 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:43,375 Your brother even booked himself a honeymoon package for Canada. 294 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:45,333 My brother? 295 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:46,875 No, that's not what he means. 296 00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:50,291 But my Chinese brother, this isn't fair. 297 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:54,750 You know, political espionage is illegal in every way. 298 00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:57,166 And...I am the Law, you see, 299 00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:00,958 I was an ASP in the Lahore Police Department. 300 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,500 now I am retired. 301 00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:04,208 That's why I've been trying to tell you. 302 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,541 You two don't have much time. 303 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,541 If you want to get back to your wedding, and your retired life... 304 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:13,125 ...then go upstairs and explain Happy. 305 00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:22,708 Move aside. 306 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,166 What happened? 307 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,583 Did Happy agree? 308 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:49,833 So Happy... 309 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:57,208 Where did she go? Where did she go? Go find her! 310 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,791 You idiots. 311 00:15:58,833 --> 00:15:59,916 Go...go...go...find her. 312 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,875 So Lollypop, do you want to catch Happy again!? 313 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:05,958 Now you will send us back in a private jet. 314 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,625 Shut up. 315 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,583 No one's going anywhere. 316 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,291 Makaju will go with you. 317 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,500 Buy some new clothes. 318 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:11,166 New clothes? 319 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,208 We're not on a picnic. 320 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,416 Look, brother, send us back home. 321 00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,333 And, don't let her name fool you. 322 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,708 She will make you unhappy in life. 323 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,500 Explain him Bagga. 324 00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:20,666 Bloody lollypop, why don't you get it? 325 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,875 That Happy got your brother's wedding canceled twice. 326 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:23,750 But I don't have a brother. 327 00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:24,541 That's not what he meant. 328 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,125 You're my brother. 329 00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,250 My brother, right? 330 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,250 Please say yes. 331 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,083 Please send me back to Lahore, Chinese Brother! 332 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,041 My name is Chang, and I'm not your Chinese brother. 333 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,208 And we will catch Happy. 334 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,083 Makaju! 335 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,041 Makaju! 336 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,041 "Weird questions!" 337 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:40,958 "Creating a stir." 338 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,166 "A pair of eyes casting a spell." 339 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:47,833 "Always on the run." 340 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:48,750 "Nowhere to go, nowhere to run." 341 00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:49,750 "Goes here, goes there." 342 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,791 "Isn't that amazing." 343 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,500 "Put on your shoes." 344 00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:57,833 "Tighten your laces." 345 00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,541 "Put on your shoes." 346 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,625 "Tighten your laces." 347 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,375 "She's going to make you run for your money." 348 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,124 "Happy is going to run away." 349 00:17:07,749 --> 00:17:10,124 "Happy is going to run away." 350 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:15,374 "She will break the border." 351 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:19,208 "Happy is going to run away." 352 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,958 "Happy." 353 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,624 "Happy." 354 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,958 Water. Give me water. 355 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,541 Ni Hao 356 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,041 No - How, water. 357 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,083 Okay. 358 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:40,791 Quick. 359 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:46,958 Hello. 360 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:50,791 My name is Khuswant Singh Gill. 361 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,583 I work in the Indian Embassy. 362 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:56,208 And this here is my favourite song. 363 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:07,166 "I know you love me... Don't say no." 364 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:12,291 "You're crazy about me... Don't say no." 365 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:18,166 "I know you mean yes... when you say no." 366 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,875 "This is love." 367 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,791 "Say yes... stop saying no." 368 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:28,250 "I know you love me... Don't say no." 369 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,583 Hello, mom. 370 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,000 Hello, son. 371 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:44,875 How are you? 372 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,541 Just great, mom. 373 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,583 How about you? 374 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,416 Your father is watching the match. 375 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:51,083 While I am doing cardio on the treadmill you sent for me. 376 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,458 Are you driving? 377 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,750 Did you have dinner? 378 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:55,666 Yes, I did. 379 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,000 A friend of mine threw a party. 380 00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:58,666 And I ate a lot. 381 00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:01,083 Stop hanging out with your friends. 382 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:04,458 I've said it a 100 times find a nice girl for yourself. 383 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,791 Please, mom. Stop worrying about my marriage. 384 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:09,250 Be serious now. 385 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,166 If you wander out alone even at this age... 386 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,416 ...then you'll get possessed by some spirit or ghost, a Chinese Ghost! 387 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,416 Mom...I am getting a call from a friend. 388 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,375 I'll call you later. 389 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,791 Listen to me. 390 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,916 - I'll call you back mom. - You'll get possessed. 391 00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,250 Listen, Sardarji. 392 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,541 What the... 393 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:32,583 Help Me! 394 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,166 Help Me! Help Me 395 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,541 Ghost! Spirit. 396 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:36,875 Help Me! Help Me! 397 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,250 Who are you? Who are you? 398 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,208 Have you lost your mind? Shush with the Chow Mein! 399 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,750 You... 400 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,000 Are you Indian? 401 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,583 Do I look German to you? 402 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,625 How did you get in my car? You thief. 403 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,583 I'll have you arrested. 404 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:51,583 Who are you? 405 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,791 What did you eat for dinner, Sardarji? 406 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,625 Will you stop screaming and listen to me? 407 00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:56,375 My name is Happy. Harpreet Kaur. 408 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:57,875 I teach Horticulture. 409 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,833 I just recently got appointed as a professor at the Dadong University. 410 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:02,583 Show me your passport. 411 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,791 - I don't have it. - I see. 412 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,041 A professor without a passport. 413 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,250 Horticulture. 414 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,125 You are no professor of any culture! 415 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,541 You're an illegal immigrant, aren't you? 416 00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:12,750 - You got in the country through Nepal. - No. 417 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,875 - You're lying, aren't you? - I am not lying. 418 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:15,916 I am a horticulturist. 419 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,750 I just wanted to get to the University. 420 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,791 I saw you at the bar and thought you will help me out. 421 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:23,541 I was abducted, and they have my bag, my passport, my money! 422 00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,916 Oh please, I've heard such stories before. 423 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,291 I work at the Embassy. 424 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,916 And without documents, there's no difference between a horticulturist... 425 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,000 ...or a wanted terrorist. 426 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,000 You can't con me. I am a legal man. 427 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,583 Don't try to get me involved in your terrorist activities. 428 00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:38,625 And get lost. 429 00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:39,250 Or else... 430 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:40,208 Or else... 431 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:42,291 Or else... 432 00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:44,541 What is that? 433 00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:45,625 My phone. 434 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,625 And I have the Police's number is speed dial. 435 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:48,708 I will call them. 436 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,291 I am going. I don't need your help. 437 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,583 I made it this far alone, and I can take care of myself. 438 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:56,125 And let me clear one misconception for you. 439 00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,625 You're not legal...you are a wimp. 440 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:00,041 And stupid as well. 441 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,000 You can lie about your pathetic social life to your mother. 442 00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:05,875 Sing Hindi songs for these Chinese and endure their abuses. 443 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,666 But you can't help a Punjabi girl in trouble. 444 00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,125 Idiot! Was trying to scare me with the phone. 445 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,666 I was stupid to get in your car. 446 00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,833 Hello, professor. 447 00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:20,333 Happy. 448 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:28,625 I am sorry. 449 00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,291 I didn't mean to call you names. 450 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,125 By the way, I am Khushwant Singh Gill. 451 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:36,291 I know. 452 00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,041 You said it at the bar. 453 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,583 Didn't you get too personal? 454 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,291 Is it? I'm sorry. 455 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:53,875 So you've no idea who this other Happy is? 456 00:21:56,708 --> 00:22:01,333 Okay, this guy who was threatening you... 457 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,625 ...how did he look? 458 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,000 Chinese. 459 00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:14,958 Just get me to the University, once I get this job... 460 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,208 You're such a weird girl. 461 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:17,541 Your life's under threat. 462 00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,083 And you're worried about your job instead of trying to save your life. 463 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,000 It's important. 464 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:22,833 Maybe. 465 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,416 But, whether it's the University or the Embassy... 466 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,375 ...it will reopen on Monday. 467 00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:27,458 And what about the guys who are after you. 468 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:32,791 You know what, you can go sleep in that room. 469 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,833 There is a very influential guy from our community. 470 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:37,583 I know him. 471 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:40,000 I'll take you to him in the morning. 472 00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:41,083 Maybe he can help. 473 00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:45,250 Listen. 474 00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:47,500 Can I get another one? 475 00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:52,000 Yes, of course! 476 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,083 So many female clothes? 477 00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:00,291 Is it your sister's? 478 00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:01,250 No. 479 00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,750 Doesn't look like your mother's clothes? 480 00:23:03,791 --> 00:23:05,000 I wear them when I am alone. 481 00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:07,083 Just put something on and get some sleep. 482 00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:08,541 We must leave early morning. 483 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:09,125 Take this. 484 00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:13,375 Doesn't look like your mother's clothes! 485 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,208 Professor. 486 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,041 Still worried about your job? 487 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:25,125 Take my advice. 488 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,125 You should worry about home. 489 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,791 I am telling you this out of experience. 490 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,625 This is Shanghai and not Patiala. 491 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:35,291 Don't you miss Patiala? 492 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,291 Have you ever been to Patiala? 493 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,458 Only once. 494 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,375 To attend a wedding. 495 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:49,000 Can I ask something? 496 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:53,166 You definitely don't wear women's clothes when you're alone. 497 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:56,125 So why don't you clear them out? 498 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:02,791 It takes me only 30 seconds to know any plant's history 499 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,083 ...by just looking at its branch. 500 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:05,666 And branches don't even give a hint. 501 00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:07,583 Do you know what your type is? 502 00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:08,666 Please, Happy. 503 00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:11,125 I don't want to know my type. 504 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,250 We're almost there. 505 00:24:13,666 --> 00:24:14,958 Whom are we meeting with? 506 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,083 Adnan Chow. He's a sweet guy 507 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:24,083 Is he dead? 508 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,416 "You're a free bird." 509 00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:32,041 "You're meant to soar the skies." 510 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,083 "There are other skies waiting for you to explore." 511 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,000 Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! 512 00:24:39,791 --> 00:24:40,541 He's still alive. 513 00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:47,791 "Don't let the earthly bonds and desires tie you down or confuse you." 514 00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:50,500 Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! 515 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:57,791 "Gone are the days when I was alone in company." 516 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:01,875 "Now I have many confidantes." 517 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,708 Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! 518 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,666 I understand the entire situation. 519 00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:14,458 But I still didn't understand how this lady met you. 520 00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:16,458 We met at the bar... 521 00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,250 Adnan sir. 522 00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:20,166 She wanted to get to the University. 523 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:20,791 I see. 524 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:23,750 We met on the way, and she asked for my help. 525 00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:24,666 Yes. 526 00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:26,625 Okay, Happy. 527 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:29,916 Those scoundrels, who were holding you captive. 528 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:32,000 Can you identify anyone? 529 00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:33,583 No identification... 530 00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,375 ...but there was a guy called Chang with them. 531 00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:38,000 And anyway, they all look the same to me. 532 00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,333 Then tomorrow you might not recognize me either. 533 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,916 It was a joke. A joke. 534 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:52,375 It's so sad, one's Happy and other's Khushi 535 00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:54,125 and they both can't understand a joke. 536 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:58,625 So the University will confirm with the Embassy... 537 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:00,250 ...which will open only on Monday. 538 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:03,125 Until then you must stay safe. 539 00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:07,958 Khushi, where's she going to stay? 540 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:10,916 A place to stay is not the problem, sir. 541 00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:12,666 She is staying with me. 542 00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,958 But if you can speak with the Embassy. 543 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,375 Sir, my job is much more important than the Embassy. 544 00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,791 I just want to get to the University once. 545 00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:23,125 You know what, Khushi. 546 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,583 I'll text you from a different number, save that. 547 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,541 This is a very delicate situation. 548 00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:31,750 You see, although my name is Adnan Chow... 549 00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:36,958 ...but, unfortunately, the Chinese treat me as Adnan... 550 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000 ...and for the Pakistanis I'll always be Chow. 551 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:44,250 You know, "I couldn't find God or my beloved" types... 552 00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:51,458 Well then, it's better to stay at home until I don't find something. 553 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:54,708 See you then. 554 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:57,291 It's time for me to paint. 555 00:26:58,375 --> 00:26:59,291 Do it, sir. 556 00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:03,000 Her name is Harpreet Kaur. You hear anything you call me, okay. 557 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:06,541 Bagga, how can you eat at a time like this? 558 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,125 From my mouth? Why? 559 00:27:08,416 --> 00:27:09,791 How do you eat in Urdu? 560 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:11,375 Spare me, Lord. 561 00:27:11,708 --> 00:27:12,958 You should eat too. 562 00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,375 We have to do as he says. 563 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,458 And it's hard to follow orders on an empty stomach. 564 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:18,708 I won't eat. 565 00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:21,041 I wonder if that's even 'Halal'. 566 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:23,458 These are Noodles, not 'Halal'. 567 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,416 Don't you get noodles in Lahore? 568 00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:29,083 These are dangerous people. 569 00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:32,083 I think Happy is in some kind of trouble... 570 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:33,458 Don't mention her name. 571 00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:36,208 She gets everyone else in trouble. 572 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,833 She can't ever be in trouble 573 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,916 And, listen, bro. Spare us. 574 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:42,041 Let us go home. 575 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:46,416 When your brother couldn't find her, then you can't either. 576 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:47,541 We found Happy. 577 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,416 What? 578 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,458 We found Happy. 579 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:51,666 Found her? 580 00:27:51,708 --> 00:27:52,666 Straight, Pudong Bay. 581 00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:56,333 These bloody twits are really fast. 582 00:27:57,958 --> 00:27:58,833 Makaju! 583 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,333 Are we going to eat noodles today as well? 584 00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:03,500 Let's order some food from an Indian Restaurant. 585 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,625 There's Happy, near that black car. 586 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,708 You two will approach her first. 587 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:12,875 And try to explain to her. 588 00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:15,500 But if you try to be wise guys... 589 00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:29,625 Did Happy get a plastic surgery? 590 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,958 Well, girls are getting one these days. 591 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,083 But isn't that a drastic makeover? 592 00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:36,750 And since when did Guddu start wearing a turban? 593 00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:37,458 Exactly. 594 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,000 This is confusing. 595 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:42,541 Tell that fool. 596 00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:44,125 That's... 597 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,666 That's not her. 598 00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:47,500 She doesn't look like her. 599 00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:49,666 Go! Go! Go! 600 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,750 What's that stupid doing? 601 00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:54,375 He's a Chinese, I don't think he can understand. 602 00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:55,625 That's not her. 603 00:28:55,666 --> 00:28:58,166 Bagga, let's try that. 604 00:28:58,208 --> 00:28:59,166 - That filmy game. - What? 605 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,500 - Antakshari. - That A for Action, B for Bagga, 606 00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:01,458 C for something. 607 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,000 Monopoly. 608 00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:05,125 Ya that poly. 609 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:05,791 Exactly. 610 00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:06,791 First word. 611 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,083 Is 'Happy' in English or Hindi? 612 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,625 Definitely English. 613 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:12,833 It can be in Urdu as well. 614 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:13,708 Shut up. 615 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,125 The first word, English. 616 00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:18,625 How do we show Happy? 617 00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:19,625 Look happy. 618 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,083 She is not Happy. 619 00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:33,958 What the... 620 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,166 He's so dumb. Can't understand such a good performance. 621 00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:39,291 She is not Happy. 622 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:41,250 I think they don't play this game in China. 623 00:29:41,791 --> 00:29:43,458 Let's go take a look inside, for ourselves. 624 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,500 Yes? 625 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:54,625 You are not Guddu. 626 00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:56,208 I told you he's not Guddu. 627 00:29:56,250 --> 00:29:57,333 Who is Guddu, mister? 628 00:29:57,375 --> 00:29:59,500 He's not Guddu, but where is she? 629 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:00,541 Who is where? 630 00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:01,458 Where do you think you're going? 631 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,791 What is this nonsense? 632 00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:03,583 Who the hell are you? 633 00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:06,000 I am Daman Singh Bagga. 634 00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:08,458 Punjabi to English, non-stop top speed. 635 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,875 Why you really be Guddu, when you really no Guddu? 636 00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:11,541 What? 637 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:12,625 Who are these people? 638 00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:13,541 I don't know who they are. 639 00:30:13,583 --> 00:30:14,500 Crazy people. 640 00:30:14,541 --> 00:30:16,125 I think they ran away from the zoo. 641 00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:17,291 That's not her either. 642 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:18,083 Who? 643 00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:18,833 Happy. 644 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,125 Why am I not? I am happy. 645 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:20,916 Who are you? 646 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:22,958 I am ASP Usman Afridi. 647 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,250 He's Daman Singh Bagga. 648 00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:25,416 This country is China. 649 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:26,750 And this man is not Guddu. 650 00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:28,083 I never said I am Guddu. 651 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:28,791 Now get out of here. 652 00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:29,916 Wait a minute. 653 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,666 How do you know Guddu and Happy? 654 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:32,666 Let me... 655 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:33,416 Let me tell you. 656 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,625 It was my wedding... 657 00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:36,208 Shame on him. 658 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,250 Happy was to marry his brother. 659 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:38,791 His brother? 660 00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,041 To hell with brother. 661 00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:41,666 I am telling you she is not Happy. 662 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,625 I am Happy, but not that Happy. 663 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:45,708 Dimpy was right. 664 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,250 About what? 665 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,291 You can get a replica of everything in China. 666 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,000 Bloody... 667 00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:49,916 Do you know her? 668 00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:50,708 Dimpy? 669 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:51,458 Happy. 670 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:52,458 This uncle knows you? 671 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,500 Wait, Khuswant, just shut up for a minute. 672 00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:54,708 We said we don't know her. 673 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:55,708 And she is not Happy. 674 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:56,291 Who says she's not? 675 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,000 - She is Happy. - These people don't know anything. 676 00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:00,041 And you Indians know everything, don't you? 677 00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:01,166 I know. 678 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,375 You can talks to me. 679 00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:04,833 You can chats to me. 680 00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:05,625 Hands up. 681 00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:07,083 What the... 682 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:08,000 That's the guy Chang. 683 00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:09,791 - Chang. - Don't be scared of him. 684 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:10,916 He's with us. 685 00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:12,416 What are you doing, Happy? 686 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:13,583 That's my grandpa's hockey stick. 687 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,125 Don't worry, he will understand. 688 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,458 These two are in cahoots with him. 689 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,166 We're not in cahoots with anyone. 690 00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:19,375 In fact, we are not even together. 691 00:31:19,416 --> 00:31:21,250 I am Indian, and this old man here is Pakistani. 692 00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:23,000 Happy, call the Police. 693 00:31:23,041 --> 00:31:23,708 Quick. 694 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:24,500 Yeah. 695 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,625 No need to call the Police. 696 00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:30,375 Khushi, what's the police's number? 697 00:31:30,416 --> 00:31:31,708 It's on the speed dial, hurry up. 698 00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:33,125 - We don't have passports or other documents. - Shut up. 699 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:33,708 Bagga. 700 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:34,666 Bagga my gun. 701 00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:35,416 Why are you calling the Police? 702 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:35,958 Bagga. 703 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:36,833 Why are you calling the Police? 704 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:37,500 My gun. 705 00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:38,708 I am not your servant. 706 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:40,416 Why should I give you your gun? 707 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:12,166 Is... 708 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,333 Is he dead? 709 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,166 No-no, I think he's just unconscious. 710 00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:20,833 Then check him, the way you guys check. 711 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:21,916 Check if he's breathing. 712 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:31,958 I don't understand. 713 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,583 What? 714 00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:33,125 This. 715 00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:35,583 Check for a pulse or something. 716 00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:39,125 I never touched dead bodies even when I was in service. 717 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,041 Dead body? 718 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,041 You said he's unconscious. 719 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:43,875 They can't be trusted, you know. 720 00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:46,041 They are Pakistanis. They just say anything. 721 00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:47,208 You're an Indian, aren't you? 722 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:48,291 You check. You check. 723 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,416 You check him. 724 00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:50,458 - You check. - Check him. 725 00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:52,416 Am I the officer or are you? 726 00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:53,708 - He's dead. - Check him. 727 00:32:55,416 --> 00:32:56,083 He's dead. 728 00:32:57,833 --> 00:33:00,791 You guys killed this Chinese in my home. 729 00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:03,458 Now I'll be jailed. 730 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,541 I'll rot in a Chinese prison for the rest of my life. 731 00:33:05,791 --> 00:33:07,583 And never go back to Patiala. 732 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:08,458 I... 733 00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:11,583 Look, mister. 734 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:13,416 Chanya. 735 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,000 Are you going to get that kite? 736 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,875 It is pink. 737 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:19,416 Careful. Careful. 738 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,083 It's torn. 739 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,375 It's torn. 740 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:24,541 It's torn. 741 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:26,208 You tore my pink kite. 742 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,416 Pink kite. 743 00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:29,375 I told you to be careful. 744 00:33:29,416 --> 00:33:31,541 - Is he talking in code? - You tore my pink kite. 745 00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:33,250 Snap out of it Khushwant. 746 00:33:33,291 --> 00:33:36,166 - You tore my pink kite. - You haven't done anything. 747 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,500 These two killed that Chinese guy. 748 00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:39,416 Listen, lady. I didn't kill him. 749 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,333 No, you are right. 750 00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:43,625 He died after slipping on his 'Halal'. 751 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,208 But you tripped him. 752 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,583 I may have tripped him but he pushed the guy. 753 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:48,916 - So it's clear, he killed this guy. - This duplicate Guddu. 754 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:51,041 Yes, I pushed the guy. 755 00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:52,583 No, no. - I pushed the guy. 756 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:53,250 Yes, he did. He killed him. 757 00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:54,041 Now I'll go to jail. 758 00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:54,875 No, Khushwant. 759 00:33:54,916 --> 00:33:56,083 Like Bhagat Singh went to jail. 760 00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:57,291 - You are not Bhagat Singh, - Freedom shall soon be ours. 761 00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:58,458 - you are Khuswant Singh. - Wake up. 762 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:02,416 "Color my robe in saffron, O motherland." 763 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:05,541 "Color my robe in saffron, O motherland." 764 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,333 Oh damn! 765 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:07,625 Sing with me, everyone. 766 00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:09,374 - I called the Police. - "Drench me..." 767 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:10,999 What have you done? 768 00:34:11,624 --> 00:34:13,708 Look...don't worry. 769 00:34:14,249 --> 00:34:16,541 I will tell the Police that he killed the guy. 770 00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:17,416 Not again. 771 00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:19,624 The struggle for freedom will never forget the names of their martyrs. 772 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:20,874 It's calling out to us. 773 00:34:20,916 --> 00:34:23,999 - Shut up! Everyone's gone crazy!! - "This country belongs to young brave-hearts..." 774 00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:25,624 The Police will be here any minute. 775 00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:26,791 And I am not going to jail. 776 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:28,416 Khushwant, I said get up. 777 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,291 GET UP!! 778 00:34:32,999 --> 00:34:33,874 You killed him. 779 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,499 You killed him again. 780 00:34:37,374 --> 00:34:38,166 He's unconscious. 781 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,083 He's just unconscious. 782 00:34:39,124 --> 00:34:39,916 Hurry up. 783 00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:40,666 Police will be here any minute. 784 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:41,374 Get him up. 785 00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:43,833 Come, bro. Our country is free. 786 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:44,874 Come on. 787 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:45,416 Let's go. 788 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:45,958 Let's go. 789 00:34:45,999 --> 00:34:47,249 Our nation is free now, 790 00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:49,083 But what about this Kashmir? 791 00:35:13,083 --> 00:35:15,083 They are the people who abducted me from the airport. 792 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,625 I wonder how they found your house. 793 00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:19,041 You guys have ruined my life. 794 00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:21,458 I was an employee. I had a job. 795 00:35:21,708 --> 00:35:23,708 But now I'm feeling like a criminal. 796 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,083 I didn't understand one thing. 797 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:25,666 What? 798 00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:27,916 If these guys are looking for that Happy... 799 00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,291 ...then why are they after this Happy? 800 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:31,125 Because according to them this Happy is that Happy. 801 00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:33,041 If she is that Happy, then who is that Happy? 802 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:35,416 - It doesn't matter who is she - Why? 803 00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:36,500 Where is she? 804 00:35:36,541 --> 00:35:37,583 Okay, so where is she? 805 00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:41,333 They weren't your kind of crowd. 806 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:42,333 Exactly. 807 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:43,291 Silly people. 808 00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:45,916 All they did was talk about plants. 809 00:35:46,166 --> 00:35:47,291 Bonsai. 810 00:35:49,916 --> 00:35:51,000 Who cares? 811 00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:53,625 We'll have another honeymoon. Go sightseeing. 812 00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:54,875 Do some shopping. 813 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,083 And back to Amritsar. 814 00:36:01,708 --> 00:36:03,250 This is not the Happy you're looking for, 815 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,458 The Happy you were supposed to go after, is this. 816 00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:21,208 But where are we going, Khushi? 817 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:23,625 Same place where you came in my life. 818 00:36:30,291 --> 00:36:33,458 Your life has become so exciting in the last 24 hours, Khushi. 819 00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:35,958 I can't understand anything, Fa. 820 00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:38,791 Those guys landed up in my home. 821 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,291 I can't run or hide. 822 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:41,625 What people? 823 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:43,250 We can't expect any help from Lahore either. 824 00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:45,875 I talked to Sir Junior. 825 00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:48,166 He's saying that he'll talk to the Embassy here... 826 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:50,333 ...and try to find out the other Happy... 827 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,458 ...but at the moment he's in Kabul himself. 828 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,708 Even the Afghanis are fleeing from Kabul. 829 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,416 What's he doing out there? 830 00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:57,416 Mind your language, Bagga. 831 00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:00,041 That's no way to talk. 832 00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:02,500 What about these two now? 833 00:37:02,958 --> 00:37:04,958 If you hand over the girl to the immigration... 834 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,416 ...then they will send her back home safely. 835 00:37:06,666 --> 00:37:08,500 Is he talking about us? 836 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:11,416 Pardon me, but you are..? 837 00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:12,625 Fa. 838 00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:14,166 Fa? 839 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:15,708 That's a very foamy name for a guy. 840 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,416 All the names in China are like that. 841 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:21,916 Maybe, but I am sure you're addressed by some name in the place you hail from. 842 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,083 I am from nowhere. 843 00:37:23,416 --> 00:37:24,500 I am a Chinese. 844 00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:26,208 And your surname? 845 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:27,708 Q! 846 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:28,333 Huh. 847 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:31,916 Fa! Q! 848 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,625 Please...can get we get to the point? 849 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:40,375 Adnan sir. 850 00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:43,666 Yes, sir. 851 00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:46,791 Khushi, I believe I have some bad news for you. 852 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:47,708 But I don't know how to say it. 853 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,083 Doesn't matter, sir. 854 00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:51,083 Can't be worse than my situation. 855 00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:52,625 Okay, then hear me out. 856 00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:55,041 The place where I conduct Pakistani Cooking Classes... 857 00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:57,375 ...I have a student who works for the Airport Police. 858 00:37:57,416 --> 00:38:00,333 While learning the recipe to make 'Biryani' he was saying... 859 00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:04,750 ...that your friend, I can't mention her name now. 860 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:06,375 Someone's filed a report against her at the Consulate. 861 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:09,416 She's involved in some kind of illegal drug trafficking. 862 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,750 It must be those rascals, sir. 863 00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:15,958 Their boss landed up in my home. 864 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,708 Your home? 865 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,958 Be careful, it's Biryani, not sticky rice. 866 00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:22,000 Don't stay at your home? 867 00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:22,916 No, sir. 868 00:38:23,458 --> 00:38:24,458 I am at my friend's place. 869 00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:29,083 You know what, you and that girl come over to my place tomorrow. 870 00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:30,666 Let's send her to India first. 871 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,208 And the other issues Can be resolved later. 872 00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:34,041 - Okay, sir. - Take care, kid. 873 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:34,708 Thank you. 874 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,541 Those rascals made sure we don't go to the Police or the Embassy. 875 00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:41,958 What the.... 876 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:47,791 But you don't worry, Happy. 877 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:52,125 Adnan sir will arrange for your safe return tomorrow. 878 00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:07,833 Hey man! 879 00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:10,333 Look at her. 880 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:12,416 She's so beautiful. 881 00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:15,708 Look at her eyes, beautiful. 882 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:19,083 Hey beautiful, how are you doing? 883 00:40:19,791 --> 00:40:21,083 Hey beautiful! 884 00:40:25,916 --> 00:40:26,916 Who is he now? 885 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,041 Let's go from here. 886 00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:31,958 Come on, let's go. 887 00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:34,375 What was going on here? 888 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:36,750 What do you want? 889 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:40,708 Look Khushi, I can't go back home. 890 00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:43,208 It's really important for me to take up this job. 891 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,000 Do we look stupid to you? 892 00:40:45,041 --> 00:40:47,875 All our lives are at stake because of you. 893 00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,375 And you're lying to us. 894 00:40:49,916 --> 00:40:50,708 Do we look crazy to you? 895 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:51,791 So don't be crazy. 896 00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:54,500 Let me go my way, and you can all go back home. 897 00:40:55,541 --> 00:40:57,375 This is my problem and I will handle it. 898 00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,625 What is the problem? 899 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:02,500 What can be the reason that you can't go back to your own home? 900 00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:03,458 Just tell me your problem. 901 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,208 What else can be the problem, Khushwant? 902 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:08,750 Why can't you clear out your closet at home? 903 00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:11,166 Why doesn't life move on? 904 00:41:11,791 --> 00:41:13,791 When something is left incomplete. When it's not finished yet. 905 00:41:16,666 --> 00:41:17,208 Tell me. 906 00:41:35,916 --> 00:41:38,625 I told my father that I got a job in Mumbai. 907 00:41:44,041 --> 00:41:45,708 I never lied to my father. 908 00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:48,208 I had no reason to. 909 00:41:55,291 --> 00:41:57,083 Harpreet was father's reason to smile. 910 00:41:59,541 --> 00:42:00,958 That's why he used to call me Happy. 911 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,500 Call Happy, I don't care. 912 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,291 What's wrong? Who made him Batman? 913 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:05,916 He did that himself. 914 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:06,958 And he's saying he is not coming down. 915 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000 But why? 916 00:42:08,291 --> 00:42:09,833 What are you doing? 917 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:10,791 Get down. 918 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:12,333 Uncle, come down. 919 00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:14,375 Uncle... 920 00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:15,500 Be quiet everyone. 921 00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:17,583 What are you doing, father? 922 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:18,500 Get down. 923 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:21,500 I don't have a problem with Aman. He's my friend. 924 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:23,666 We've known each other since we were in diapers. 925 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,250 Then why don't you agree to marry him? 926 00:42:25,291 --> 00:42:26,958 Oh, God. Not again. 927 00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:29,041 I had to burn the midnight oil to become a professor. 928 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:30,791 And do you expect me to leave everything behind and go to China? 929 00:42:31,541 --> 00:42:33,708 And what about you? Who's going to take care of you? 930 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:34,458 Take care of me? 931 00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:36,583 Listen. 932 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:37,333 Listen, everyone. 933 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:39,375 She's started a rumor... 934 00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:41,958 ...that she doesn't want to get married because she is worried for me. 935 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,791 My traditional suit's been in Mohan Dry cleaners... 936 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:46,791 ...which is right next to her college for three months now. 937 00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:48,166 But she couldn't collect that. 938 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,625 I will get it tomorrow. Promise. 939 00:42:50,666 --> 00:42:52,958 But marriage cannot be my punishment for not getting your dress. 940 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,083 Come down now. 941 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:56,333 It's not easy to mend broken bones at this age. 942 00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:58,958 If you're stubborn, then I am your father. 943 00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,833 Then stay there. 944 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,166 I wouldn't even leave my neighborhood for anyone. 945 00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:03,916 If he wants to marry me, then let him come down here. 946 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,458 What if Aman decides to stay here? 947 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,791 He's been rotting there for 6 years. 948 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:07,541 Do you really think he'll come now? 949 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:08,916 What if he does? 950 00:43:10,041 --> 00:43:11,458 Then I will marry him. 951 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:14,250 Did you all hear? Everyone? 952 00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:16,750 She gave me her word. 953 00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:18,041 She has given me tongue. 954 00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:20,041 Wait, dear, just a minute. 955 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:22,916 Harman. 956 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:24,625 Who cares where I am? 957 00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:27,375 Just tell Happy what you told me about your son. 958 00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:28,833 Yes. Talk to later. 959 00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:29,708 Catch this. 960 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,833 Very good catch. 961 00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:34,166 Hello, uncle. 962 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:35,750 I see... 963 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,083 Okay. 964 00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:40,833 Yes. Yes, uncle. Thank you. 965 00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:42,458 I'll call you back. 966 00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:45,416 What now? Speak up. 967 00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:47,458 - Speak up. - Say something, Happy. 968 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,583 You're in such a hurry. Why don't you marry him? 969 00:43:49,625 --> 00:43:50,750 To hell with marriage. 970 00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:52,250 He's tugging on the cable tv wire. 971 00:43:52,291 --> 00:43:53,958 And they are showing a Varun Dhawan movie. 972 00:43:57,875 --> 00:43:59,250 Oh god! 973 00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:02,125 She said yes. 974 00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,125 "Where are you going, my dear?" 975 00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,458 "We're going to miss you when you're gone." 976 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:08,833 "Where are you going, dear?" 977 00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:11,541 "We're going to miss you when you're gone." 978 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:15,250 "Breaking news the girl's engaged." 979 00:44:16,125 --> 00:44:20,250 "Her lovers are feeling betrayed." 980 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:24,708 "There's a sale for broken hearts at the bars." 981 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:29,041 "And there's silence in all the homes." 982 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,375 "I am gonna fly away." 983 00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:33,791 "Become an NRI." 984 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:39,625 "Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wake." 985 00:44:39,666 --> 00:44:43,416 "Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat." 986 00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,458 "Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal." 987 00:44:49,041 --> 00:44:53,041 "Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat." 988 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:57,000 "Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal." 989 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:02,708 Happy. 990 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:06,666 I'll just join you. 991 00:45:07,083 --> 00:45:08,083 What happened? 992 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:13,791 You dance really well. Very well. 993 00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,291 Was that a compliment or a condolence? 994 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,958 I'll be leaving tomorrow morning right after the engagement. 995 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:19,541 So I thought... 996 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:20,958 Yes, but you are coming back in two weeks. 997 00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:22,166 Stupid. 998 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,416 "Those who strolled down your lane, showing off their style." 999 00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:33,375 "Are now on your side, they have become your friends." 1000 00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:38,125 "All those innocent promises, made in the college, will stay here." 1001 00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:42,625 "You'll make this happy world lonely again." 1002 00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:47,000 "She's madly in love... and she'll get what she deserves." 1003 00:45:47,291 --> 00:45:52,833 "Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wake." 1004 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:57,583 "Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat." 1005 00:45:57,625 --> 00:46:01,416 "Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal." 1006 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:06,416 "Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat." 1007 00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:11,166 "Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal." 1008 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,125 "...that Amritsar gal." 1009 00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:16,708 "...that Amritsar gal." 1010 00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:19,291 "...that Amritsar gal." 1011 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:37,208 "Her decorated hands have been adorned with bangles." 1012 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:41,083 "Her father's dancing with joy, and he feels proud. 1013 00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:45,666 "Soon these lanes, this neighborhood will be lonely again." 1014 00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:50,166 "But the memories will stay." 1015 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:52,500 "I am going to leave all this behind." 1016 00:46:52,541 --> 00:46:54,708 "And never come back again." 1017 00:46:54,750 --> 00:47:00,541 "Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wake." 1018 00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:04,250 "Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat." 1019 00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:08,916 "Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal." 1020 00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:13,916 "Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat." 1021 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:18,375 "Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal." 1022 00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:20,583 "...that Amritsar gal." 1023 00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:23,041 "...that Amritsar gal." 1024 00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:25,416 "...that Amritsar gal." 1025 00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:28,000 "...that Amritsar gal." 1026 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:33,833 Happy. 1027 00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:36,791 Uncle. 1028 00:47:38,041 --> 00:47:39,291 Get out of here. 1029 00:47:39,333 --> 00:47:41,291 Out of my house. 1030 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:43,541 Get these out of here. 1031 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:45,250 - Tell these guys to leave. - I will, uncle. 1032 00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:47,500 And take these empty chairs outside. 1033 00:47:47,541 --> 00:47:49,791 And why is that light still on? 1034 00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:51,041 Turn it off. 1035 00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:52,750 - Father. - Just a minute. 1036 00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:55,041 - Let me just send them away. - Leave it, father. 1037 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:57,541 - I said go away. - Someone else will do it. 1038 00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:58,541 Let's go, father. 1039 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:00,333 Happy! 1040 00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:07,875 My child! 1041 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,666 Forgive me. 1042 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:13,541 That day he didn't raise his hand on me. 1043 00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:20,958 I am here to get the guy who actually deserved it. 1044 00:48:24,041 --> 00:48:25,375 My childhood friend. 1045 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,416 Aman Singh Wadhwa. 1046 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,541 My father doesn't smile anymore. 1047 00:48:33,875 --> 00:48:35,708 I am here to find his smile again. 1048 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,541 For two years I kept following up on Aman. 1049 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:40,916 But still no news. 1050 00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:44,916 Then I found out that he's working in some factory in Hunan. 1051 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:46,875 And I worked hard day and night. 1052 00:48:46,916 --> 00:48:50,125 I finished a year's course in 6 months. 1053 00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:51,416 Only because... 1054 00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:59,875 ...no one in that neighborhood could raise his voice in front of Mr. Sodhi. 1055 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:06,625 I just want Aman Wadhwa to say "Forgive me, Sodhi sir." 1056 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,291 "I made a mistake". 1057 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,875 Who knew I would get in this trouble? 1058 00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:27,500 They think I am your Happy. 1059 00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:30,833 As long as you two are not with them, your Happy is safe. 1060 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:34,041 You two should get out while you still can. 1061 00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:37,041 To your homes, your Embassy. 1062 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:42,458 But I won't leave this place until I've restored my father's honor. 1063 00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:44,791 Happy. 1064 00:49:47,625 --> 00:49:49,875 I know you can manage on your own. 1065 00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:53,541 But what if I want to help as a friend? 1066 00:50:28,666 --> 00:50:29,541 Friends! 1067 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:33,166 You clap when I hit, okay? 1068 00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:34,250 Okay. 1069 00:50:34,291 --> 00:50:35,750 Okay. - Okay. 1070 00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:36,583 Kancha China. (Sino) 1071 00:50:36,625 --> 00:50:39,625 - I saw it in Lahore, Agneepath... - Keep Quiet! That's Mr. Adnan. 1072 00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:42,333 He makes the Chinese applaud for everything they don't know how to do? 1073 00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:44,166 What have you got yourself into, Khushi my boy? 1074 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,791 Where is Happy? 1075 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:47,625 And who is this gentleman? 1076 00:50:47,666 --> 00:50:50,500 I am ASP Usman Afridi. 1077 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:52,333 - Hello. - Hello. 1078 00:50:52,833 --> 00:50:53,666 Where is Happy? 1079 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:56,041 That's a long story, sir. 1080 00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:58,500 I just came over to say that in a couple of days... 1081 00:50:58,833 --> 00:51:02,500 ...I'll take this gentleman, Daman Singh Bagga, and Happy to the embassy. 1082 00:51:02,541 --> 00:51:03,500 Don't even think about it. 1083 00:51:03,541 --> 00:51:04,875 There's a report against them. 1084 00:51:05,291 --> 00:51:08,333 Unless those scoundrels don't find their Happy... 1085 00:51:08,375 --> 00:51:09,791 ...it would be dangerous to go anywhere. 1086 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:10,958 Pray that they find him. 1087 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,708 We can't pray for that, Adnan sir. 1088 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,166 She's our friend too. 1089 00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:15,083 - Her too? - Yes. 1090 00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:16,166 Curses. 1091 00:51:16,208 --> 00:51:17,208 Exactly. 1092 00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:19,375 But, we're heading to Hunan for now. 1093 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:20,291 Why Hunan? 1094 00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:21,791 That's a long story as well. 1095 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,250 "This is a long story." 1096 00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:24,500 "That's a long story." 1097 00:51:24,541 --> 00:51:26,916 "That Happy is a friend, this Happy is a friend." 1098 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,666 Is everything all right, Khushi? 1099 00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:33,041 You've made more friends in four days then you did in four years. 1100 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:34,708 I am shocked myself, sir. 1101 00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:37,416 But right now we must get to Hunan. 1102 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:38,916 Please help us. 1103 00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:41,625 There's a guy called Aman Wadhwa out there. 1104 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,916 Some 30-year-old. 1105 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:45,250 He works in some toy factory in Hunan. 1106 00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:48,458 If you can find him before we reach. 1107 00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:49,375 I will try. 1108 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,875 But I hope you know what you're getting into, my boy. 1109 00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:56,291 I don't know what I am doing, sir. 1110 00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:58,708 But I am finally doing something. 1111 00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:14,041 Happy. 1112 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:15,500 Yes? 1113 00:52:15,541 --> 00:52:17,916 Sorry, we didn't get introduced properly. 1114 00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:21,125 Me, I am Daman Singh Bagga from Amritsar. 1115 00:52:21,166 --> 00:52:23,291 Corporator, from Ajnala side. 1116 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:25,916 You know me? 1117 00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:27,458 You came to our college once. 1118 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:28,583 I see... 1119 00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:30,583 You also gave a speech in English. 1120 00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:33,750 The entire hall cleared out before you could finish your speech. 1121 00:52:36,041 --> 00:52:37,583 Except for my cousin. 1122 00:52:37,916 --> 00:52:38,958 She is a big fan of yours. 1123 00:52:40,833 --> 00:52:44,333 I must be under stress that day, otherwise, you knows me, I am a very... 1124 00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:47,666 Daman, you should speak in Hindi or Punjabi. 1125 00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,000 Desi suits you. 1126 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:52,833 Thank you. 1127 00:52:57,958 --> 00:53:01,333 Stop staring. It's considering indecent in China. 1128 00:53:02,583 --> 00:53:03,583 I see. 1129 00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:05,500 Back in our country it's called Love. 1130 00:53:06,791 --> 00:53:10,208 Only the Chinese understand their way. 1131 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:11,291 Fa. 1132 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:12,125 Come here. 1133 00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:13,000 What? 1134 00:53:16,416 --> 00:53:18,166 Those are the guys who kidnapped me. 1135 00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:19,666 Who, them? - Over that table. 1136 00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:21,416 Are you sure it's them? 1137 00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:23,416 I was kidnapped, of course, I would know. 1138 00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:26,083 What happened? 1139 00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:28,291 Daman, those guys kidnapped me. 1140 00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:31,291 Hold these, I'll show them. 1141 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,500 - Those bloody... - No, no, no violence in my nation. 1142 00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:36,125 I'll get my car from the car park, meet me at the main gate. 1143 00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:36,916 Okay. 1144 00:53:37,166 --> 00:53:37,833 That too. 1145 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:38,833 Let's go. 1146 00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:42,333 Your bag. Your bag. 1147 00:53:43,083 --> 00:53:44,041 - Your bag. - My bag. 1148 00:53:45,708 --> 00:53:46,791 I left the bag. 1149 00:53:46,833 --> 00:53:48,666 I'll just go get it. Forget the bag, run. 1150 00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:25,208 - Let's go, Let's go! - Come on. 1151 00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:28,916 Your bag. Your bag. 1152 00:54:29,291 --> 00:54:30,083 Damn! 1153 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:31,291 Your bag. 1154 00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:36,625 - Listen to me. - Why are you getting down? 1155 00:54:36,666 --> 00:54:37,875 What's going on? 1156 00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:39,125 - What's going on here? - Get in. 1157 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:41,333 What happened, Fa? 1158 00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:42,375 Don't know. 1159 00:54:42,416 --> 00:54:44,958 They are after us like Akbar was after Anarkali. 1160 00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:46,833 It will take us 2 days to get there. 1161 00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:48,625 Keep updating us if you have any news. 1162 00:54:48,666 --> 00:54:49,625 Don't worry. 1163 00:54:49,666 --> 00:54:51,500 And bring that Idiot with you! 1164 00:54:51,541 --> 00:54:53,833 Why don't you find a way to find the real Happy? 1165 00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:56,916 Once we find that Happy, it will be the end to our troubles. 1166 00:54:56,958 --> 00:54:58,666 I will try my best, just leave. 1167 00:54:58,708 --> 00:55:00,000 See the map, Guddu! 1168 00:55:00,041 --> 00:55:01,458 Map is in Chinese as well. 1169 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:02,458 Who is he? 1170 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:03,750 - That guy. - Yes, ask him. 1171 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,041 Mister. 1172 00:55:05,958 --> 00:55:06,583 Yes. 1173 00:55:07,541 --> 00:55:09,208 How to get to Shaolin Temple? 1174 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:12,000 I am Chinese, I don't know Hindi. 1175 00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:14,000 What language are you speaking now? Persian? 1176 00:55:14,041 --> 00:55:14,958 Go away. 1177 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,583 - You Indians. - Crazy man. 1178 00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:17,500 Go away. 1179 00:55:17,541 --> 00:55:18,583 You look straight out of Delhi. 1180 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:19,416 Go away. 1181 00:55:19,458 --> 00:55:20,125 He's crazy. 1182 00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:21,708 Even my wife is more Chinese than you. 1183 00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:22,458 Go away. 1184 00:55:24,916 --> 00:55:26,791 "It's all right." 1185 00:55:28,166 --> 00:55:31,125 "The path of life is filled with burdens." 1186 00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:32,208 "But its all right." 1187 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:33,791 "But its all right." 1188 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:37,041 "Life's a race, or are we racing for life." 1189 00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,041 "But its all right." 1190 00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:39,500 "But its all right." 1191 00:55:39,541 --> 00:55:42,916 "Dreams scattered in a million pieces." 1192 00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:45,708 "Strangers are closer than relative." 1193 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:50,083 "My luck's pretty good, but my problems have better luck." 1194 00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:51,250 "But its all right." 1195 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:55,500 "But its all right." 1196 00:55:55,541 --> 00:55:57,416 "But its all right." 1197 00:55:57,958 --> 00:55:58,625 Bagga. 1198 00:55:58,666 --> 00:55:59,458 Afridi. 1199 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,125 Happy. 1200 00:56:00,416 --> 00:56:01,125 Happy. 1201 00:56:01,166 --> 00:56:01,916 Guddu. 1202 00:56:04,458 --> 00:56:05,458 Same Happy? 1203 00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:06,458 No, this Happy. 1204 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:07,291 No, this Happy. 1205 00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,375 No, this Happy. 1206 00:56:08,416 --> 00:56:09,833 No, this Happy. 1207 00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:10,666 Shut up! 1208 00:56:11,791 --> 00:56:12,958 Go find her. 1209 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,083 Find her! 1210 00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:19,041 "Now Let me tell you a story of a bird..." 1211 00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:20,750 "A bird." 1212 00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:24,833 "As she took to the skies, the world was in trouble." 1213 00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:26,708 "In Trouble..." 1214 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,166 "Things messed up." 1215 00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:29,500 "Things messed up." 1216 00:56:29,541 --> 00:56:31,041 "Things messed up." 1217 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:32,708 "Things messed up." 1218 00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:36,500 "Let me tell you a story of a bird..." 1219 00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:38,416 "A bird." 1220 00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:42,750 "As she took to the skies, the world was in trouble." 1221 00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:44,000 "Things messed up." 1222 00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:47,375 "Although the paths are unfamiliar." 1223 00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:50,000 "And she has a long way to go." 1224 00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:52,625 "The story sounds pretty simple..." 1225 00:56:52,666 --> 00:56:54,583 "...but it's actually very complicated." 1226 00:56:54,625 --> 00:56:55,625 "But its all right." 1227 00:56:55,666 --> 00:57:00,000 "But its all right." 1228 00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:01,375 "But its all right." 1229 00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:02,125 "But its all right." 1230 00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:02,833 Gurleen. 1231 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:04,416 What happened, dear? 1232 00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:05,916 Nothing, uncle. 1233 00:57:05,958 --> 00:57:07,500 "But its all right." 1234 00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:11,708 "The path of life is filled with burdens." 1235 00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:13,583 "But its all right." 1236 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:14,666 Elli. 1237 00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:18,000 Her name was Elli. 1238 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,666 The closet girl? 1239 00:57:19,708 --> 00:57:23,250 Four years ago I got a job as an interpreter in the Embassy. 1240 00:57:23,666 --> 00:57:27,000 But pretty soon I knew that my life was ruined. 1241 00:57:29,041 --> 00:57:30,125 Then I met her. 1242 00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:34,458 I didn't know how could I get so much happiness at once. 1243 00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:39,125 Even the noodles she made tasted like homemade parathas. 1244 00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:44,375 Then why did she leave you? 1245 00:57:44,708 --> 00:57:46,083 Did she find someone else? 1246 00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:47,041 No, no. 1247 00:57:47,708 --> 00:57:52,333 She just wanted a trade-license from the Chinese embassy for a massage parlor. 1248 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:55,833 Once she got that, she left for...Noida. 1249 00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:58,208 Elli was a masseuse? 1250 00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:01,083 Why? Don't they have a heart? 1251 00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:03,291 She made a fool out of you. 1252 00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:05,500 Why have you still kept her clothes? 1253 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,875 What if she comes back for them? 1254 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,333 Nepenthes Attenboroughii! 1255 00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:18,333 Huh! 1256 00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:20,125 A rare species amongst plants. 1257 00:58:20,416 --> 00:58:21,541 Your type. 1258 00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:23,625 You're the Nepenthes Attenboroughii of men. 1259 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,500 Happy. 1260 00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:28,125 Food is served. Come on. 1261 00:58:28,166 --> 00:58:29,458 Come on. 1262 00:58:29,875 --> 00:58:31,250 And what are you looking at? You also come. 1263 00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:36,041 "I know you have a question on your mind." 1264 00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:37,416 "You do..." 1265 00:58:38,125 --> 00:58:41,916 "But if you can get that question out, then you're amazing." 1266 00:58:41,958 --> 00:58:43,791 "Amazing." 1267 00:58:43,833 --> 00:58:46,708 "Such are the ways of fate..." 1268 00:58:46,750 --> 00:58:49,625 "Brawn is bigger than brains." 1269 00:58:49,666 --> 00:58:52,083 "Flex your muscles or rack your brain." 1270 00:58:52,125 --> 00:58:54,000 "This is just another race." 1271 00:58:54,041 --> 00:58:55,250 "But its all right." 1272 00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:59,416 "But its all right." 1273 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:00,958 "But its all right." 1274 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,333 "But its all right." 1275 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,083 "But its all right." 1276 00:59:07,125 --> 00:59:10,041 "The path of life is filled with burdens." 1277 00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:11,333 "But its all right." 1278 00:59:11,375 --> 00:59:12,916 "But its all right." 1279 00:59:12,958 --> 00:59:15,958 "The world's in a hurry, or are we." 1280 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,125 "But its all right." 1281 00:59:17,166 --> 00:59:19,041 "But its all right." 1282 00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:20,291 Bless you, son. 1283 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:22,666 Come, Ginny, get me some dinner! 1284 00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:26,083 - Come, dear. - Yes, father. 1285 00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:34,000 Uncle. 1286 00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:36,125 - Uncle, there's something I wanted to say. - Go on. 1287 00:59:36,458 --> 00:59:38,041 Happy's phone is unreachable. 1288 00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:39,750 That's all right. It must be switched off. 1289 00:59:39,791 --> 00:59:40,958 Try again after some time. 1290 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,125 But her phone's unreachable for six days now. 1291 00:59:43,416 --> 00:59:44,333 Six days? 1292 00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:46,791 And you're telling me now. 1293 00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:48,958 - Karan!! - Yes, Father? 1294 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,583 Bring my purse and my cane. 1295 00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:53,750 When will you grow responsible, Ginny? 1296 00:59:54,041 --> 00:59:55,458 I'm taking the next train to Delhi. 1297 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,458 And I can catch the Rajdhani Express from there. 1298 00:59:57,750 --> 00:59:58,583 Uncle. 1299 00:59:58,625 --> 01:00:01,208 And where does Sujit stay in Mumbai? 1300 01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:02,125 Sion, isn't it? 1301 01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:04,708 Uncle, Happy is in Shanghai. 1302 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:06,708 How far is Shanghai from Sion? 1303 01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:10,000 Happy is in China. 1304 01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:12,666 Where? 1305 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:13,916 China, father. 1306 01:00:14,916 --> 01:00:15,583 China. 1307 01:00:17,666 --> 01:00:18,458 Yes, sir. 1308 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:19,958 Yes. 1309 01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:22,625 Okay, sir. 1310 01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:23,375 Thank you. 1311 01:00:25,041 --> 01:00:27,041 Happy, that was Chow sir on the line. 1312 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:29,541 Aman doesn't work in a toy factory... 1313 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:31,916 ...he works at an adult toy factory in Hunan. 1314 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:32,583 Adult toy? 1315 01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:33,458 Yes. 1316 01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,291 What is that? 1317 01:00:34,625 --> 01:00:38,708 I guess even the authors of Urdu won't know what to call adult toy in Urdu. 1318 01:00:39,833 --> 01:00:43,083 After ruining father's reputation he's making adult toys out here. 1319 01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:45,125 Bloody fool. 1320 01:00:45,666 --> 01:00:48,500 But Happy, what is an adult toy? 1321 01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:49,958 Happy. 1322 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,416 Happy, don't worry. 1323 01:00:53,958 --> 01:00:56,541 Once I get my hands on him, I will set him straight for good. 1324 01:00:57,708 --> 01:00:58,416 Brother. 1325 01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:01,500 Can I say something? 1326 01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:03,833 Go ahead. 1327 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:07,416 Owing to my experience in these situations... 1328 01:01:07,791 --> 01:01:11,291 ...normally after a boy apologies to the girl, he always has the first chance. 1329 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:13,666 And I come on second. 1330 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:18,208 You're playing for Bronze, so don't try too hard. 1331 01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:19,708 You don't have to worry. 1332 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,958 All is fair and Lovely and love and war. 1333 01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:25,333 Get it? 1334 01:01:25,958 --> 01:01:28,041 Bro...I am a Gill. 1335 01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:30,750 And there's nothing that Gill don't understand. 1336 01:01:34,708 --> 01:01:35,500 You're a Gill? 1337 01:01:35,541 --> 01:01:36,083 Yes. 1338 01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:39,375 You're actually Gill? 1339 01:01:39,416 --> 01:01:40,416 Yes. I am. 1340 01:01:40,708 --> 01:01:41,791 If you are a Gill, 1341 01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:44,041 then I am a Shergill. 1342 01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:49,166 Bro... Bronze. 1343 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:52,958 What place is this? 1344 01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:54,708 This is the address. 1345 01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:56,750 And what are these ladies wearing? 1346 01:01:57,083 --> 01:01:58,333 Let's get down. 1347 01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:06,125 There it is. 1348 01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:08,916 Wait here. Happy and I will go check inside. 1349 01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:09,666 Why you? 1350 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:10,583 Come soon. 1351 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:11,958 Hey... 1352 01:02:14,541 --> 01:02:16,041 Look. 1353 01:02:16,583 --> 01:02:18,750 Now, do you understand what's an adult toy? 1354 01:02:18,791 --> 01:02:19,458 Look. 1355 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:23,208 The atmosphere here looks precarious. 1356 01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:25,125 This place... 1357 01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:28,375 - Hey, Kuchi Kuchi! You want massage? - Listen, lady, I'll have you arrested. 1358 01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:30,291 I am ASP Usman Afridi. 1359 01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:32,291 He's Policeman, he likes handcuffs. 1360 01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:32,875 Handcuff. 1361 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:33,541 What handcuff? 1362 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,291 What is it? 1363 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,416 Handcuff. 1364 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:37,666 - Stay away. - Oh Kinky Kinky! I bring Handcuff! 1365 01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:38,541 What handcuff? 1366 01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:39,833 Hey come, come in. 1367 01:02:39,875 --> 01:02:42,125 - You no mood? - What mood? 1368 01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:43,583 It makes mood. 1369 01:02:43,625 --> 01:02:45,375 Makes you China power. 1370 01:02:45,416 --> 01:02:46,625 Power! 1371 01:02:47,875 --> 01:02:48,666 Hey Kayloole! 1372 01:02:49,125 --> 01:02:49,666 Kayloole 1373 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:50,958 Listen. 1374 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:51,958 Where were you? 1375 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:52,916 I wonder what she made me smell. 1376 01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:53,541 Listen. 1377 01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:55,125 See this! 1378 01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,125 That guy behind the red lantern. 1379 01:02:57,166 --> 01:02:57,666 Who? 1380 01:02:57,708 --> 01:02:58,500 Doesn't he look like Chang? 1381 01:02:58,791 --> 01:03:01,708 Since we got here, everyone looks like Chang. 1382 01:03:02,041 --> 01:03:03,833 I even forgot how he really looks. 1383 01:03:04,125 --> 01:03:07,458 If he's Chang, then why isn't he Chang too? 1384 01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:15,333 Yes, you're right. 1385 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,500 That's not Chang, it's someone else. 1386 01:03:17,541 --> 01:03:18,958 But that guy is coming towards us. 1387 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,041 Not every guy coming towards us has to be Chang. 1388 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:24,000 Yes, you're right. 1389 01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:25,916 Where are these two? 1390 01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:27,291 This place is hell. 1391 01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:28,000 What? 1392 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:30,166 This is a dangerous place. 1393 01:03:30,208 --> 01:03:32,708 I am telling you this Sardar is definitely up to something competing for silver. 1394 01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:35,500 Bagga. He's Chang. 1395 01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:36,583 Who is Chang? 1396 01:03:36,625 --> 01:03:37,250 Him. 1397 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:38,750 Look, Chang. 1398 01:03:40,375 --> 01:03:41,458 It's not our fault. 1399 01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:42,208 Oh sh** 1400 01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:43,291 If those noodles had been 'Halal'... 1401 01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:45,875 Run. 1402 01:03:45,916 --> 01:03:47,083 You three go there! 1403 01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:49,333 Run. 1404 01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:50,833 Hey, Kayloole! 1405 01:03:53,875 --> 01:03:55,000 You should've been more clear. 1406 01:03:55,041 --> 01:03:56,000 Run on foot. 1407 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:57,416 Run. 1408 01:03:57,458 --> 01:03:59,250 Run Happy, he looks furious. 1409 01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:21,083 What the... 1410 01:04:22,041 --> 01:04:23,291 Please leave him, this is not the time. 1411 01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:24,958 - Leave me. - Leave him. 1412 01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:26,333 I love you, lady. 1413 01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:27,083 Run. 1414 01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:29,125 Excuse me, madam. Excuse me. 1415 01:04:29,916 --> 01:04:30,916 Run. 1416 01:04:31,291 --> 01:04:32,125 Baby. 1417 01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:33,333 Baby. 1418 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,125 Come in my arms, baby. Come in my arms, baby. 1419 01:04:36,166 --> 01:04:37,833 Dear... 1420 01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:38,916 Kayloole! 1421 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:39,958 What are you doing? 1422 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,333 How did you recharge your batteries? 1423 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:43,041 I wish they were in Pakistan. 1424 01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:44,041 Let her go. 1425 01:04:44,416 --> 01:04:46,041 Don't put a taint your old age with lust. 1426 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:46,958 Let's go. 1427 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,041 Dear. 1428 01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:48,958 Dear. 1429 01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:51,541 There! There! 1430 01:04:58,083 --> 01:04:59,125 Go inside. 1431 01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:04,958 That way! 1432 01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:11,625 Run Happy. 1433 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,041 Sorry, Sister! 1434 01:05:30,083 --> 01:05:31,375 Where were you, Sardar? 1435 01:05:31,416 --> 01:05:32,791 Get the car quickly, Bagga. 1436 01:05:32,833 --> 01:05:34,166 Who is this lovely lady? 1437 01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:37,416 Let's go. 1438 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:41,750 There! There! There! 1439 01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:44,750 Come, you! 1440 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:54,208 Kayloole, Come on. 1441 01:05:57,916 --> 01:05:58,958 Stop. Stop. 1442 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,458 Stop this fooling around. 1443 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,083 Come on. 1444 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:02,750 My hair! 1445 01:06:04,708 --> 01:06:06,625 Stop! Stop! Get in quickly. 1446 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:16,083 Makaju. 1447 01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:17,916 Go straight and take a right. 1448 01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:21,291 Fine, but what about that Aman. The guy we came here for. 1449 01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:23,291 We have his address. It's 40 kilometers from here. 1450 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:24,583 40 kilometers? 1451 01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:27,291 But first, we must take this Pervert to the hospital. 1452 01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:28,041 Why hospital? 1453 01:06:28,083 --> 01:06:29,958 That girl made him smell something. 1454 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,833 What something? 1455 01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:33,000 You call Chow. 1456 01:06:33,041 --> 01:06:34,000 His number is on the last dialed list. 1457 01:06:34,041 --> 01:06:35,333 Take a left from here, brother. 1458 01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:39,541 I'll take a left, but let's take him to the hospital first. 1459 01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:41,333 We must get out of here first. 1460 01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:42,791 Call him, Happy! 1461 01:06:45,333 --> 01:06:47,333 "I can go to any limits." 1462 01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:50,833 "People can get in trouble." 1463 01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:54,416 What happened? 1464 01:06:55,041 --> 01:06:57,125 Why do you have Chang's card in your wallet? 1465 01:07:06,541 --> 01:07:07,333 Sorry, sir. 1466 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:08,791 Happy ran away. 1467 01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:13,833 Run Happy. 1468 01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:17,125 But we'll catch you. 1469 01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:28,541 What kind of a country is this? 1470 01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:32,750 I mean people are trying to taint the reputation of an honest man. 1471 01:07:33,791 --> 01:07:36,208 Think about Adnan first. 1472 01:07:37,875 --> 01:07:39,375 We're still miles away from Aman... 1473 01:07:39,416 --> 01:07:41,500 ...and we've already told him about all our whereabouts. 1474 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:44,458 It's hard to believe. 1475 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,833 - A guy like Adnan... - Why can't you believe? 1476 01:07:48,541 --> 01:07:51,000 I told you that Kancha Cheena (Sino) cannot be trusted. 1477 01:07:51,041 --> 01:07:52,791 He abducted me by mistake. 1478 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:56,791 But the next day we made it pretty clear to him that I wasn't that Happy. 1479 01:07:57,041 --> 01:07:57,916 Then why? 1480 01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:06,333 Because you recognized their logo. And his men. 1481 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:07,458 You even know his name. 1482 01:08:09,541 --> 01:08:10,583 Maybe he wants to stay hidden. 1483 01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:13,666 He has a pretty clean image out here. 1484 01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:14,416 Hold on. 1485 01:08:15,541 --> 01:08:17,958 So he's been lying all the time just to abduct me. 1486 01:08:18,749 --> 01:08:19,249 That mean... 1487 01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:22,708 Meaning, he's the one who lied to the Police and the Embassy. 1488 01:08:22,749 --> 01:08:25,874 But what about that Bruce Lee's nephew who is still after us? 1489 01:08:26,208 --> 01:08:28,916 One, two, three, four. 1490 01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:31,958 One, two, three, four. 1491 01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:34,874 One, two, three, four. 1492 01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:38,041 One, two, three, four. 1493 01:08:38,083 --> 01:08:39,499 1600 billion. 1494 01:08:40,624 --> 01:08:42,833 That's the money that China has invested in Pakistan. 1495 01:08:42,874 --> 01:08:46,499 And we were getting a small profit of 4.7 billion. 1496 01:08:54,666 --> 01:08:55,458 But no... 1497 01:08:56,583 --> 01:09:00,208 I spent a lifetime trying to bring 'Biryani' on the same level as 'Sticky Rice'. 1498 01:09:00,249 --> 01:09:02,749 But before I could perfect the ingredients... 1499 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:07,583 ...both the countries toppled my cauldron. 1500 01:09:07,624 --> 01:09:08,833 Javed Ahmed. 1501 01:09:10,124 --> 01:09:12,749 Finally I found out one small mistake made by his son... 1502 01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:15,708 ...and made a simple plan to trap him. 1503 01:09:16,999 --> 01:09:18,499 What is your opinion, Chang? 1504 01:09:18,541 --> 01:09:20,458 How did this simple plan become complicated? 1505 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:23,749 - Sir, I... - Dance. Dance. 1506 01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:27,791 Sir, two Happy... 1507 01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:29,041 Yes, Happy. 1508 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,374 As usual, India interfering between China and Pakistan again. 1509 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:39,458 India is calling, Chang. 1510 01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:42,916 Sir, Khushi speaking. 1511 01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:45,291 Khushi, all well? 1512 01:09:45,541 --> 01:09:47,416 You didn't call. I was worried. 1513 01:09:47,458 --> 01:09:50,458 Unfortunately, those rascals followed us all the way to Hunan. 1514 01:09:50,499 --> 01:09:51,583 What are you saying? 1515 01:09:51,624 --> 01:09:53,374 They followed you to Hunan, Oh dear! 1516 01:09:53,708 --> 01:09:55,708 And, what about the Aman? 1517 01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:58,500 Aman... 1518 01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:01,416 Aman is dead. 1519 01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:02,416 What? 1520 01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:03,166 Idiot. 1521 01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:10,083 No, sir, he's gone...somewhere far away from here. 1522 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:11,041 He's in Guangzhou. 1523 01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:11,791 What's he doing in Guangzhou? 1524 01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,833 He's wearing bangles... 1525 01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:15,625 What? 1526 01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:17,666 No...handcuffs. 1527 01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:21,791 He's been handcuffed and put in jail. 1528 01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:22,500 Jail? 1529 01:10:22,541 --> 01:10:23,041 Yes. 1530 01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:24,958 Aman is in Guangzhou's jail. 1531 01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:27,250 Aman is in Guangzhou's jail. 1532 01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:28,291 Oh no! 1533 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,208 Yes. 1534 01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:32,125 let me know if you need any kind of help. 1535 01:10:32,166 --> 01:10:33,541 Okay Khushi, call me. 1536 01:10:33,916 --> 01:10:34,958 Yes, sir. 1537 01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:37,875 Now go to Guangzhou. 1538 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:41,625 Now we'll first get Aman and head straight to the Embassy. 1539 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:42,958 You're having a good time? 1540 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:43,833 Yes! 1541 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:44,833 So am I now. 1542 01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:48,166 Guangzhou. 1543 01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:49,541 Thank you, Daman. 1544 01:10:50,666 --> 01:10:52,833 There couldn't have been a better plan, you know. 1545 01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:58,208 Brother... 1546 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,125 Bronze! 1547 01:11:06,875 --> 01:11:08,083 This seems to be the address. 1548 01:11:08,625 --> 01:11:10,250 That one where its written in Mandarin. 1549 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:13,791 Shall I come along? 1550 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:14,625 Khushi, please. 1551 01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:18,416 I've been waiting for this moment for three years. 1552 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,666 I don't need a pep talk to face this idiot. 1553 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:26,458 - But Happy... - Please Bagga, stay here. 1554 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:27,458 I will go get him. 1555 01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:51,833 Isn't she taking too long? 1556 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:53,583 Stay here, Bagga. 1557 01:11:53,916 --> 01:11:54,916 She is not a child 1558 01:11:54,958 --> 01:11:57,416 And the guy she's meeting is her fiancé. 1559 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,666 What fiancé? 1560 01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:02,250 The girl's heart-broken. 1561 01:12:03,041 --> 01:12:05,208 And he's getting Chinese massages. 1562 01:12:05,833 --> 01:12:06,666 What the... 1563 01:12:06,708 --> 01:12:08,041 He's running away, running away. 1564 01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:08,875 Aman. 1565 01:12:09,625 --> 01:12:11,458 Catch him! 1566 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:14,833 You broke the wedding! 1567 01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:15,833 I'll break your bones! 1568 01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:17,333 Wait a minute. 1569 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,750 - Is Aman Wadhwa Chinese? - Doesn't matter. 1570 01:12:19,791 --> 01:12:20,458 Beat him. 1571 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:21,916 But Happy was saying he's from Amritsar. 1572 01:12:21,958 --> 01:12:22,875 What are you doing? 1573 01:12:22,916 --> 01:12:24,291 Is Aman Chinese? 1574 01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:25,250 This is not Aman. 1575 01:12:25,958 --> 01:12:26,875 Who is he? 1576 01:12:26,916 --> 01:12:28,875 He was stealing at that old lady's place. 1577 01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:30,708 You idiots! who you think you are! 1578 01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:31,291 - Sorry. Sorry. - I'll see you! 1579 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:32,208 Sorry, bro. 1580 01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:33,791 Bloody... 1581 01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:36,041 So where is Aman? 1582 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:41,000 She said he's in Changde Cheng Ywu.. 1583 01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:43,416 Changde Cheng Ywu! 1584 01:12:43,833 --> 01:12:45,583 Changde Cheng Ywu.. 1585 01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:47,541 What? 1586 01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:48,791 Yeah, where is it? 1587 01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:52,875 It's in Guangzhou. 1588 01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,166 And what is it? 1589 01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:05,458 A prison there. 1590 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,000 Oh damn! 1591 01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:22,041 So... 1592 01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:24,833 So... 1593 01:13:25,416 --> 01:13:27,125 Do you want breakfast first or the plan? 1594 01:13:27,166 --> 01:13:28,291 First the plan. 1595 01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:31,166 We can't work after a meal. 1596 01:13:31,416 --> 01:13:32,458 It's an old habit. 1597 01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:34,458 Let's hear the plan. The plan. 1598 01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:38,541 What plan? 1599 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:41,208 The plan to break in the prison. 1600 01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:50,791 Have you all lost your mind? 1601 01:13:52,083 --> 01:13:53,625 Do you all want to end up getting killed by Chow? 1602 01:13:54,416 --> 01:13:58,458 We'll travel from one city to another, break into the prison without passports. 1603 01:13:58,500 --> 01:13:59,500 And no one's going to catch us. 1604 01:13:59,541 --> 01:14:00,583 Who do you think you are? 1605 01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:02,083 Phantom? 1606 01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:03,375 We're Punjabis. 1607 01:14:03,958 --> 01:14:06,666 Two from Amritsar, one from Patiala and another from Lahore. 1608 01:14:08,916 --> 01:14:09,958 So the thing is... 1609 01:14:10,208 --> 01:14:12,041 I was on my wedding horse... 1610 01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:15,333 His brother's wedding was canceled for the second time. 1611 01:14:15,583 --> 01:14:19,958 When Happy ran away for that Guddu, she ended up in Pakistan. 1612 01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:24,541 And back then not her, nor Guddu, nor his sir, nor him, nor his brother... 1613 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,958 ...thought before taking the decision. 1614 01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:30,250 We're crazy people, Happy. 1615 01:14:31,125 --> 01:14:33,375 Trying to be wise is not our cup of tea. 1616 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:35,583 Listen to your heart. 1617 01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:40,333 And the heart says that he must apologize to your father. 1618 01:14:54,041 --> 01:14:55,750 So this is Changde Cheng Ywu. 1619 01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:57,458 The most dangerous prison out here. 1620 01:14:58,291 --> 01:14:59,750 Let's go in the room. 1621 01:14:59,791 --> 01:15:00,916 These people are watching. 1622 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:03,000 He's talking in Hindi. 1623 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:08,208 He's slow. Because he's Pakistani. 1624 01:15:08,916 --> 01:15:10,250 You're not Shoaib Akthar yourself. 1625 01:15:10,291 --> 01:15:11,416 Usman, please. 1626 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:16,458 So tonight at 10.30, we'll go to Changde Cheng Ywu. 1627 01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:19,250 But first, we'll visit a Muslim neighborhood out here. 1628 01:15:19,583 --> 01:15:20,791 Muslim neighborhood? 1629 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,333 Why is that? 1630 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:23,500 You will know. 1631 01:15:43,958 --> 01:15:44,833 Get down dear. 1632 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:46,166 May lord keep you safe. 1633 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,666 Happy, let me out. 1634 01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:48,666 Sorry! 1635 01:15:50,208 --> 01:15:50,958 All the best, brother. 1636 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:51,833 - Happy, take care of yourself. - Allah-o-Akbar. 1637 01:15:51,875 --> 01:15:53,125 This way. This way, Happy. 1638 01:15:53,166 --> 01:15:54,125 This way. 1639 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:02,666 Ready, Kayloola? 1640 01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:03,541 Get in your character. 1641 01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:04,916 Rehmanullah Khan. 1642 01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:06,083 Open the window, whom do you want to meet? 1643 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:06,625 Yes. 1644 01:16:06,666 --> 01:16:08,458 - Greetings. - Greetings 1645 01:16:08,708 --> 01:16:09,541 Me. Damanullah. 1646 01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:10,416 Rehmanullah! 1647 01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:12,875 Rehmanullah, Rehmanullah Khan. 1648 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:15,333 - Me, son of Ambassador, Pakistan. - Pakistan. 1649 01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:16,833 Coming from Shanghai. 1650 01:16:16,875 --> 01:16:17,708 Open door. 1651 01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:19,791 Inshallah, Mashallah, Kayloola 1652 01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:20,750 She's my twig. 1653 01:16:20,791 --> 01:16:21,875 Wife! 1654 01:16:21,916 --> 01:16:24,541 My wife. - Yes. 1655 01:16:24,583 --> 01:16:26,125 Your jailor, Mr. Chin Lee. 1656 01:16:26,166 --> 01:16:26,666 Chin Lee! 1657 01:16:26,708 --> 01:16:27,791 He affair my wife. 1658 01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:29,750 He affair my wife. 1659 01:16:29,791 --> 01:16:30,791 - Open door. - Allah! 1660 01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:31,833 He affair my wife. 1661 01:16:31,875 --> 01:16:33,875 Atleast get one language right, Bagga! 1662 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:35,041 Open your face. 1663 01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:37,916 You bloody twit! You don't touch. 1664 01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:41,125 - You don't know he radically, Islamically, pardanashili. - Yeah. 1665 01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:42,750 Call Chin Lee. Open door. 1666 01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:47,375 Come on, Khushi, let's climb up. 1667 01:16:47,416 --> 01:16:48,875 Have you lost your mind, Happy? 1668 01:16:48,916 --> 01:16:49,875 We'll use this to climb up. 1669 01:16:50,791 --> 01:16:51,500 And not yet. 1670 01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:54,375 When Usman sings like a hummingbird. 1671 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:57,916 Those two are going to mess it up before they can sing. 1672 01:16:58,708 --> 01:16:59,583 You know? 1673 01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:01,833 I've heard that the Chinese torture their inmates. 1674 01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:05,333 No. 1675 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:07,041 No...its just a rumor. 1676 01:17:07,666 --> 01:17:09,583 Bagga will handle everything. 1677 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:13,041 Listen...what was that talk about 'bronze' in the car? 1678 01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:19,541 Not Bronze, I said prawns. 1679 01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:21,125 He wanted to eat prawns. 1680 01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:23,208 Now be quiet and let me hear! 1681 01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:26,833 I wish we had a prison like this in Pakistan. 1682 01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:28,791 These lights! Poles! Flags! 1683 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:30,208 She is a woman. 1684 01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:32,250 - Kayloole? - Yes. 1685 01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:33,166 Chin Lee is a woman. 1686 01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:35,250 Sardar got us in trouble. 1687 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,625 We're not playing. This is not a plan. 1688 01:17:37,666 --> 01:17:38,958 Are the guards watching this way yet? 1689 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:39,833 Should we give the signal? 1690 01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:40,666 No, not yet. 1691 01:17:40,708 --> 01:17:41,708 All the guards are not watching this way. 1692 01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:44,000 So, Mr. Khan, I am Chin Lee. 1693 01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:46,750 And I am having an affair with your wife? 1694 01:17:46,791 --> 01:17:47,750 Yes. 1695 01:17:48,291 --> 01:17:49,625 - You affair my wife. - Yeah. 1696 01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:53,375 You make her lib...libran..labradog 1697 01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:55,250 You have Labradog affair with her. 1698 01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:56,208 Liberian. 1699 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:56,916 Liberian. 1700 01:17:56,958 --> 01:17:58,375 You mean lesbian. 1701 01:17:58,416 --> 01:17:59,416 Yes, that. 1702 01:17:59,458 --> 01:18:01,291 You come back door of my house. 1703 01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:03,000 You make bird noise. 1704 01:18:03,041 --> 01:18:04,916 What that bird? 1705 01:18:04,958 --> 01:18:05,750 Hummingbird. 1706 01:18:05,791 --> 01:18:06,958 Do you know Hummingbird? 1707 01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:08,208 Wifey? 1708 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:09,000 Do hummingbird! 1709 01:18:13,791 --> 01:18:14,375 What's that? 1710 01:18:14,416 --> 01:18:15,166 Was that Usman? 1711 01:18:20,375 --> 01:18:22,000 He was supposed to mimic a hummingbird. 1712 01:18:22,041 --> 01:18:23,875 He sounds more like a bull. 1713 01:18:27,583 --> 01:18:29,958 - Whatever, Khushi. Throw the rope. - Shall I? 1714 01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:42,875 I've heard they pluck out nails. 1715 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,166 It's completely his fault. 1716 01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:47,041 He can't even throw a rope properly. 1717 01:18:47,291 --> 01:18:49,875 Knocked off a Chinese even before climbing over the wall. 1718 01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:51,250 Don't try to be a wise guy. 1719 01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:52,916 You guys ruined the plan. 1720 01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:54,958 It was that guard's fault who couldn't stop laughing and moved from his place. 1721 01:18:55,625 --> 01:18:56,458 We decided on a hummingbird. 1722 01:18:56,500 --> 01:19:00,375 But uncle here sounded like a donkey on a honeymoon. 1723 01:19:00,416 --> 01:19:02,666 It was a wild hummingbird. 1724 01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:05,708 You even made me emotional and got me in this mess, Sardar. 1725 01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:08,208 We should've just asked for permission. 1726 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:09,583 I got us in trouble? 1727 01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:10,583 Of course. 1728 01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:14,125 So, 1729 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,250 you're not who you say who you are, after all. 1730 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:18,666 Hello. 1731 01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:21,083 My name is Khuswant Singh Gill. 1732 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:24,291 Ma'am can you please help us? 1733 01:19:24,541 --> 01:19:27,708 We are looking for a man, who could be here, his name Aman Wadhwa. 1734 01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:28,375 Please. 1735 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,625 Yeah, perfect. Right. 1736 01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:31,791 Aman Wadhwa? 1737 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:32,875 Yes, madam. 1738 01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:35,375 My fiancé. 1739 01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:37,583 I have to meet him, please. 1740 01:19:41,291 --> 01:19:42,750 Take these clowns to him. 1741 01:19:45,291 --> 01:19:45,833 Hey... 1742 01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:47,291 Careful. 1743 01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:06,166 "They call me Chin Chin Chu." 1744 01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:08,291 "They call me Chin Chin Chu." 1745 01:20:08,541 --> 01:20:10,833 "In this moonlit night, just me and you." 1746 01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:12,875 "Hello mister, how do you do." 1747 01:20:13,583 --> 01:20:15,250 Do you want his apology? 1748 01:20:21,916 --> 01:20:24,583 "I've come all the way from China..." 1749 01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:26,583 "...with a heart like one of them." 1750 01:20:26,625 --> 01:20:28,916 "My body's like Singapore..." 1751 01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:31,166 "...while my attitude is like Shanghai." 1752 01:20:31,208 --> 01:20:35,416 "Hold your heart...or you might lose your mind." 1753 01:20:35,458 --> 01:20:39,875 "Hold your heart...or you might lose your mind." 1754 01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:43,458 "They call me Chin Chin Chu." 1755 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:46,125 Look, I understand that... 1756 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,125 I will break your jaw. 1757 01:20:48,375 --> 01:20:49,708 Just stay quiet. 1758 01:20:50,208 --> 01:20:52,041 Atleast hear me out once? 1759 01:20:53,708 --> 01:20:56,041 After making a scene out of my life you're dancing for them. 1760 01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:59,833 "...my attitude is like Shanghai." 1761 01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:02,416 At least hear me out once. 1762 01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,875 After all, we're childhood friends. 1763 01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:04,875 Friends? 1764 01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:10,208 Aman, I am very furious right now. 1765 01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:11,791 I'm gonna slap you know! 1766 01:21:11,833 --> 01:21:13,833 Go ahead! 1767 01:21:15,041 --> 01:21:18,875 If I had told mom and dad that there's this side of Aman as well... 1768 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,833 ...then, they would've slapped me too. 1769 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:23,708 Is that why you ruined my father's life? 1770 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,333 That wasn't my intention at all. 1771 01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:27,541 I didn't want to get engaged as well. 1772 01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:31,541 But dad and mom looked so happy, and you were excited too. 1773 01:21:32,041 --> 01:21:33,750 I couldn't tell anyone the truth. 1774 01:21:33,791 --> 01:21:36,291 I often thought of coming up to you and talk to you. 1775 01:21:36,333 --> 01:21:37,625 Plus he got arrested. 1776 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:41,333 You know, I had to literally beg my way in here. 1777 01:21:42,291 --> 01:21:43,875 Just so I can take care of him. 1778 01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:50,125 Do you have to take care of this ox? 1779 01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:51,041 What did she say? 1780 01:21:51,083 --> 01:21:52,208 Keep that back inside. 1781 01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:54,000 Quiet! Wait a min! 1782 01:21:54,458 --> 01:22:00,250 Did you even think about the pain and humiliation you caused your parents? 1783 01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:03,500 They've face humiliation every day because their son is a deserter. 1784 01:22:14,583 --> 01:22:18,666 I came here because I wanted to take you back and make you apologize to my father. 1785 01:22:22,250 --> 01:22:26,416 Just to bring his smile back. 1786 01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:28,291 But Aman... 1787 01:22:28,916 --> 01:22:33,791 You owe a lot more apologies before you can apologize to father and me. 1788 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:36,375 I don't want your apology. 1789 01:22:38,291 --> 01:22:38,916 Happy! 1790 01:22:40,041 --> 01:22:40,791 Jackie! 1791 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:56,083 Happy, 1792 01:22:57,583 --> 01:23:00,458 honestly speaking I didn't go back... 1793 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:03,708 ...because I didn't want to ruin your life. 1794 01:23:04,166 --> 01:23:07,708 You know, people will first talk about me and then forget. 1795 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,125 Then it's all over. 1796 01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:12,125 But that's not how it all ends, 1797 01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:15,458 atleast not in the friendships. 1798 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:19,541 Now, Let's give it a proper ending. 1799 01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:22,291 What say? 1800 01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:35,583 But I will return in a week. 1801 01:23:36,541 --> 01:23:38,541 Jackie will be released on parole. 1802 01:23:40,791 --> 01:23:41,416 Idiot! 1803 01:23:42,375 --> 01:23:43,000 Come. 1804 01:23:43,041 --> 01:23:45,291 I think the gold player just forfeited the game. 1805 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,583 I guess it's just the two of you now. 1806 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:50,416 Hey... 1807 01:23:50,958 --> 01:23:52,083 It's just your brother 1808 01:24:10,666 --> 01:24:11,625 I... 1809 01:24:12,041 --> 01:24:13,791 I got Aman a room. 1810 01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:18,166 We'll leave for Shanghai in the morning. 1811 01:24:18,208 --> 01:24:18,916 Yeah. 1812 01:24:20,291 --> 01:24:20,833 And... 1813 01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:24,291 I'll take you straight to the Embassy. 1814 01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:29,250 And... 1815 01:24:30,625 --> 01:24:33,333 after Aman apologizes... 1816 01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:35,125 You know what, Happy. 1817 01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:43,791 We'll set up a bunch of loudspeakers on Haathi Gate... 1818 01:24:43,833 --> 01:24:46,958 ...and make Aman apologies over that. 1819 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:48,916 What do you think? 1820 01:24:54,041 --> 01:24:56,416 I think we should have dinner. 1821 01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:58,375 That's right. 1822 01:25:04,291 --> 01:25:04,833 Get lost. 1823 01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:20,458 "Hear me o beloved... I am madly in love with you." 1824 01:25:20,708 --> 01:25:25,000 "Hear me o beloved... I am madly in love with you." 1825 01:25:25,041 --> 01:25:29,250 "Following you wherever you go." 1826 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:32,958 "Hear me o beloved... I am madly in love with you." 1827 01:25:33,291 --> 01:25:37,958 "A beautiful girl melted my heart." 1828 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:42,041 "She made me go down the lane, I never expected." 1829 01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:50,791 "A beautiful girl melted my heart." 1830 01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:54,958 "She made me go down the lane, I never expected." 1831 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:59,291 "Since the day my eyes fell on you..." 1832 01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:03,291 "...even in this digital age, I got spent like loose change." 1833 01:26:03,333 --> 01:26:07,541 "Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me." 1834 01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:11,791 "I couldn't stop smiling." 1835 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:16,583 "Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me." 1836 01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:20,750 "Hear me o beloved...I am madly in love with you." 1837 01:26:20,791 --> 01:26:25,083 "Following you wherever you go." 1838 01:26:25,125 --> 01:26:28,958 "Hear me o beloved...I am madly in love with you." 1839 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,083 - Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga! 1840 01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:32,916 - Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga! 1841 01:26:33,875 --> 01:26:35,750 - Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga! 1842 01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:37,416 - Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga! 1843 01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:39,208 - Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga! 1844 01:26:39,250 --> 01:26:41,208 - Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga! 1845 01:26:41,250 --> 01:26:42,958 - Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga! 1846 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:44,791 - Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga! 1847 01:26:44,833 --> 01:26:46,291 - Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga! 1848 01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:51,416 "I searched high and low for you." 1849 01:26:55,083 --> 01:26:59,666 "Marry me, sweetheart, because I can't live without you anymore." 1850 01:27:03,666 --> 01:27:07,958 "I searched high and low for you." 1851 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,916 "Marry me, sweetheart, because I can't live without you anymore." 1852 01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:16,250 "You're my Juliet, I am your Romeo." 1853 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:20,583 "Say yes, and I'll feel like I'm on top of this world." 1854 01:27:20,833 --> 01:27:25,041 "I will keep you in my heart..." 1855 01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:29,041 "...and the world will witness a Jatt's insanity." 1856 01:27:29,083 --> 01:27:33,291 "Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me." 1857 01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:37,541 "Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me." 1858 01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:41,791 "I couldn't stop smiling." 1859 01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:46,541 "Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me." 1860 01:27:54,958 --> 01:28:00,083 "I kept asking the seasons for your name." 1861 01:28:03,708 --> 01:28:08,500 "There as no cure in this world for my pain." 1862 01:28:12,125 --> 01:28:16,458 "I kept asking the seasons for your name." 1863 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:20,791 "There as no cure in this world for my pain." 1864 01:28:20,833 --> 01:28:24,750 "Your touch is so tender." 1865 01:28:25,083 --> 01:28:29,000 "Even your smile is a killer." 1866 01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:33,625 "Whenever I look at you, my heart skips a beat." 1867 01:28:33,666 --> 01:28:37,625 "And that's the truth, sweetheart." 1868 01:28:37,666 --> 01:28:41,875 "Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me." 1869 01:28:41,916 --> 01:28:46,208 "Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me." 1870 01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:50,375 "I couldn't stop smiling." 1871 01:28:50,416 --> 01:28:54,916 "Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me." 1872 01:28:54,958 --> 01:28:59,333 "Hear me o beloved... I am crazily in love with you." 1873 01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:03,666 "Following you wherever you go." 1874 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:07,541 "Hear me o beloved... I am crazily in love with you." 1875 01:29:10,291 --> 01:29:11,625 Happy... 1876 01:29:13,083 --> 01:29:16,791 I was thinking that when I go back... That closet, 1877 01:29:16,833 --> 01:29:21,416 I'll clear Elli's clothes from the closet. 1878 01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:27,916 Don't try to twist your words, Sardar. 1879 01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:32,166 The road from Patiala to Amritsar is pretty straight. 1880 01:29:51,125 --> 01:29:54,666 This time your brother made a dash for it. 1881 01:29:56,750 --> 01:29:58,916 From Bronze to Silver. 1882 01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:02,541 And now for the Gold, bloody... 1883 01:30:02,583 --> 01:30:07,250 Why do you fall for this unpleasantness called love? 1884 01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:12,333 Who are you calling a peasant? 1885 01:30:12,375 --> 01:30:17,375 You were running after those innocent Chinese girls like a hungry peasant. 1886 01:30:17,416 --> 01:30:19,291 Peasant. 1887 01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:21,208 Not, peasant. 1888 01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:27,000 It's just another word for what's unbearable in 'Urdu'. 1889 01:30:27,041 --> 01:30:27,625 Is it? 1890 01:30:27,666 --> 01:30:28,333 Yeah. 1891 01:30:29,208 --> 01:30:31,916 So now you're rubbing Urdu on my wounds? 1892 01:30:32,583 --> 01:30:33,333 Urdu. 1893 01:30:33,375 --> 01:30:34,208 Finish your drink. 1894 01:30:34,250 --> 01:30:36,083 - Drink. - Wasting time! 1895 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:52,291 Tell me something. 1896 01:30:53,958 --> 01:30:58,125 What is bad luck called in Urdu? 1897 01:30:58,375 --> 01:30:59,958 Bad luck? 1898 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:01,916 It's called... 1899 01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:02,875 In Urdu... 1900 01:31:03,416 --> 01:31:04,291 bad luck. 1901 01:31:04,791 --> 01:31:06,125 Bad luck. 1902 01:31:06,625 --> 01:31:08,750 Your brother was going through bad luck. 1903 01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:11,291 If only you were in Pakistan. 1904 01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:16,208 Then I would've found a beautiful Pakistani bride for you. 1905 01:31:16,250 --> 01:31:17,291 - Really? - Yes. 1906 01:31:20,166 --> 01:31:22,000 You're my brother. 1907 01:31:22,666 --> 01:31:24,458 You're my brother. 1908 01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:26,416 You're my brother. 1909 01:31:26,833 --> 01:31:29,791 You really are drunk, Bagga. 1910 01:31:30,083 --> 01:31:30,625 Why? 1911 01:31:30,666 --> 01:31:34,666 You are calling a Pakistani your brother. 1912 01:31:47,416 --> 01:31:49,333 Alcohol is... 1913 01:31:49,958 --> 01:31:51,791 Curse this thing. 1914 01:31:51,833 --> 01:31:53,750 Exactly. 1915 01:31:54,791 --> 01:31:59,375 Your brother's bad phase started from Lahore. 1916 01:31:59,416 --> 01:32:01,833 All because of your Sir Junior. 1917 01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:03,125 Why? 1918 01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:04,708 Why! 1919 01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:07,708 An unfamiliar girl comes out of a basket. 1920 01:32:07,750 --> 01:32:08,250 Yes. 1921 01:32:08,291 --> 01:32:10,750 Didn't know who she is or where she was going? 1922 01:32:10,791 --> 01:32:12,458 But he handed her over to that Guddu. 1923 01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:14,000 Why did he have to do that? 1924 01:32:14,666 --> 01:32:16,208 Don't mind, Bagga. 1925 01:32:16,250 --> 01:32:20,708 But that love story was unpleasant as well. 1926 01:32:20,750 --> 01:32:23,333 Don't blame him unnecessarily. 1927 01:32:23,375 --> 01:32:24,708 - Don't blame him?! - Unnecessarily. 1928 01:32:24,750 --> 01:32:26,000 Don't blame him?! 1929 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:26,625 Unnecessarily. 1930 01:32:26,666 --> 01:32:27,833 - Call him now. - Who? 1931 01:32:27,875 --> 01:32:29,416 I want him to talk him. 1932 01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:30,458 I want him to talk him. 1933 01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:31,291 He's in Kabul. 1934 01:32:31,333 --> 01:32:34,000 If he's in Kabul, even your brother is also in China. 1935 01:32:34,041 --> 01:32:34,875 Call him now. 1936 01:32:34,916 --> 01:32:36,541 I want him to talk him. 1937 01:32:37,666 --> 01:32:38,583 It's ringing. 1938 01:32:38,625 --> 01:32:40,625 - It's ringing. - Let it ring. 1939 01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:42,500 But no one's picking up. 1940 01:32:42,541 --> 01:32:45,416 He isn't answering my brother's phone. 1941 01:32:45,833 --> 01:32:47,250 Don't yell, Bagga. 1942 01:32:48,375 --> 01:32:50,333 People will get disturbed. 1943 01:32:50,375 --> 01:32:51,291 Disturbed. 1944 01:32:51,333 --> 01:32:53,458 Who will get disturbed? 1945 01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:55,291 Whoever. 1946 01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:58,500 Whoever is sleeping, playing. 1947 01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:00,958 You? 1948 01:33:02,666 --> 01:33:03,958 Disturbed? 1949 01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:04,875 No. 1950 01:33:05,208 --> 01:33:06,000 Okay. 1951 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,083 These poor guys are carrying some stuff. 1952 01:33:10,583 --> 01:33:12,541 Coolies. Chinese Coolies. 1953 01:33:12,583 --> 01:33:13,333 You want help? 1954 01:33:13,375 --> 01:33:15,416 No, no, no, it's okay. 1955 01:33:15,458 --> 01:33:17,666 Get up, let's help them. 1956 01:33:17,708 --> 01:33:19,416 You and your bloody help. 1957 01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:20,166 It's okay. 1958 01:33:20,208 --> 01:33:20,708 Why ok? 1959 01:33:20,750 --> 01:33:23,125 We'll help you, young man. 1960 01:33:23,166 --> 01:33:26,041 We belong from very helpful countries. 1961 01:33:26,291 --> 01:33:28,333 He's Indian, I am Pakistani. 1962 01:33:28,375 --> 01:33:31,125 And both together, very helpful people. 1963 01:33:31,166 --> 01:33:32,208 What's in it? 1964 01:33:32,541 --> 01:33:33,541 Very heavy. 1965 01:33:33,583 --> 01:33:36,333 - It's okay! They will do it. - We help, we help! 1966 01:33:36,375 --> 01:33:37,875 What's in it? 1967 01:33:37,916 --> 01:33:39,625 I think its oranges. 1968 01:33:39,666 --> 01:33:40,791 What is it? 1969 01:33:42,875 --> 01:33:45,208 You looks like my friend, you know. 1970 01:33:45,666 --> 01:33:46,958 Hey... 1971 01:33:49,541 --> 01:33:51,500 Doesn't he look like Chang? 1972 01:33:51,541 --> 01:33:55,458 Everyone looks like Chang to you. 1973 01:33:59,625 --> 01:34:02,625 We love China, but China no like us. 1974 01:34:02,666 --> 01:34:03,666 No like us. 1975 01:34:03,708 --> 01:34:07,208 We like Hakka Noodle, we like Bruce Lee, we like Jackie Chan. 1976 01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:08,333 I don't like Jackie Chan. 1977 01:34:08,375 --> 01:34:09,041 We like... 1978 01:34:09,083 --> 01:34:11,583 - This is your car? - Yes. 1979 01:34:11,625 --> 01:34:12,250 Your car. 1980 01:34:12,291 --> 01:34:13,750 It's your car? Wow! Wow! 1981 01:34:13,791 --> 01:34:15,458 - Wow! Wow! Wow! - Shey! Shey! 1982 01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:16,416 Thank you. 1983 01:34:16,458 --> 01:34:17,875 - Shey Shey. - Wow car. 1984 01:34:18,625 --> 01:34:19,541 Shey Shey. 1985 01:34:19,583 --> 01:34:20,250 Okay Welcome. 1986 01:34:20,291 --> 01:34:21,500 Shey Shey. 1987 01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:33,083 Hello. 1988 01:34:33,125 --> 01:34:35,333 You were pretty deep in sleep, Khushi. 1989 01:34:35,375 --> 01:34:36,416 And why wouldn't you? 1990 01:34:36,708 --> 01:34:39,750 You're unaware of one of my secrets. 1991 01:34:40,416 --> 01:34:47,125 I'll tell you, your enemy Chang works for me. 1992 01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:49,500 I've known for some time, sir. 1993 01:34:49,541 --> 01:34:50,291 Really? 1994 01:34:50,333 --> 01:34:53,458 But I could never imagine you could do something like this. 1995 01:34:53,708 --> 01:34:55,333 And how could you? 1996 01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:56,625 You're not a businessman. 1997 01:34:56,666 --> 01:35:01,333 Anyway, the story is again in the same place where it all started. 1998 01:35:01,791 --> 01:35:04,916 We have your Happy in our custody again. 1999 01:35:06,833 --> 01:35:07,625 Happy? 2000 01:35:07,666 --> 01:35:08,833 Since last night. 2001 01:35:10,291 --> 01:35:14,333 I was pretty sad thinking I've employed fools. 2002 01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:19,125 But last night I was happy to know that even you have a bunch of clowns with you. 2003 01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:21,458 Last night... you? 2004 01:35:21,500 --> 01:35:22,416 Yes! 2005 01:35:22,458 --> 01:35:25,333 And now for our Lahore Job. 2006 01:35:25,375 --> 01:35:33,416 So wake up your loser friends, and find our Happy from wherever she is in China... 2007 01:35:33,458 --> 01:35:36,666 ...and bring her to us, and take your Happy back. 2008 01:35:50,583 --> 01:35:51,916 Usman. Bagga. 2009 01:35:51,958 --> 01:35:53,333 - What the... - Wake up. 2010 01:35:54,208 --> 01:35:56,166 What happened? Did India attack? 2011 01:35:56,208 --> 01:35:57,625 Who was here last night? 2012 01:35:57,666 --> 01:35:59,291 Here? No one. 2013 01:35:59,333 --> 01:36:01,458 Chow and his men were here. They took Happy. 2014 01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:02,833 And you two were fast asleep. 2015 01:36:02,875 --> 01:36:04,458 I was telling you he's Chang. 2016 01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:05,958 I was telling you he's Chang. 2017 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,083 You got me drunk last night. 2018 01:36:07,125 --> 01:36:08,500 It's forbidden in our religion anyway. 2019 01:36:08,541 --> 01:36:09,875 Stop it, brother Usman. 2020 01:36:09,916 --> 01:36:11,083 I'll get the car in 10 minutes. 2021 01:36:11,125 --> 01:36:12,208 Meet me at the main gate. Quickly. 2022 01:36:12,250 --> 01:36:13,375 We're up. We're up. 2023 01:36:13,750 --> 01:36:14,625 Good morning. 2024 01:36:15,375 --> 01:36:16,166 Some coffee? 2025 01:36:18,625 --> 01:36:19,375 Coffee? 2026 01:36:20,875 --> 01:36:22,250 What do we do with him now? 2027 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:30,125 - What language is this? - Uncle, taxi. 2028 01:36:30,166 --> 01:36:31,416 Hurry up, Ginny. 2029 01:36:31,458 --> 01:36:32,625 I am going as fast as I can. 2030 01:36:32,666 --> 01:36:33,916 But we'll have to wait in the queue. 2031 01:36:33,958 --> 01:36:34,458 This is not done. 2032 01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:36,000 I've lost my daughter, not these Chinese. 2033 01:36:36,041 --> 01:36:37,458 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 2034 01:36:37,708 --> 01:36:38,791 My daughter. 2035 01:36:38,833 --> 01:36:39,333 Help. Help. 2036 01:36:39,375 --> 01:36:40,333 Find. Find. 2037 01:36:40,375 --> 01:36:41,250 Please. 2038 01:36:48,708 --> 01:36:50,791 Will someone tell me what's the matter? 2039 01:36:53,166 --> 01:36:54,791 It's almost sundown. 2040 01:36:55,333 --> 01:36:56,541 Who took Happy? 2041 01:36:56,875 --> 01:36:58,500 Will you tell him, or should I? 2042 01:36:58,541 --> 01:36:59,666 You tell him. 2043 01:37:00,083 --> 01:37:03,458 I don't understand why we brought him along. 2044 01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:04,000 What? 2045 01:37:04,041 --> 01:37:05,750 Do you Pakistanis ever understand anything? 2046 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:09,166 He's the reason why we got in this mess. How could we leave him behind? 2047 01:37:09,208 --> 01:37:11,291 And you Indians are very wise, aren't you? 2048 01:37:11,541 --> 01:37:12,208 Isn't it? 2049 01:37:12,250 --> 01:37:15,666 Like running away from weddings, or getting lost in different a country. 2050 01:37:15,708 --> 01:37:18,791 I know that Chow is responsible for all this... 2051 01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:20,458 ...and he's half Pakistani. 2052 01:37:20,500 --> 01:37:22,875 Chow is not Pakistani, he speaks Chinese. 2053 01:37:22,916 --> 01:37:24,125 Who is Chow? 2054 01:37:24,416 --> 01:37:25,750 Chow took Happy. 2055 01:37:25,791 --> 01:37:27,125 Why do you keep scolding me? 2056 01:37:27,166 --> 01:37:31,000 If we don't find the first Happy, then we won't get second Happy. 2057 01:37:31,875 --> 01:37:34,500 And if we don't find the second Happy, then we won't find the first one. 2058 01:37:34,541 --> 01:37:35,125 Khushi? 2059 01:37:35,166 --> 01:37:37,625 Father used to say that Khushi will find his happiness. 2060 01:37:37,666 --> 01:37:38,958 He's getting fits again. 2061 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:40,833 You took father's motorcycle in the fields. 2062 01:37:40,875 --> 01:37:43,708 Harnam took father's bike. I didn't take it. 2063 01:37:43,750 --> 01:37:44,500 Whose bike did Harnaam take? 2064 01:37:44,541 --> 01:37:46,750 - Khushi? - Why did you take Father's Bike in the fields? 2065 01:37:46,791 --> 01:37:48,500 The tires will get stuck in the fields. 2066 01:37:48,541 --> 01:37:49,291 Try to understand, bro! 2067 01:37:49,333 --> 01:37:50,458 Khushi, snap out of it. 2068 01:37:50,708 --> 01:37:51,500 Khushi, snap out of it. 2069 01:37:52,458 --> 01:37:54,833 - "The wise don't know..." - He's an Indian Idol! 2070 01:37:54,875 --> 01:37:56,166 He started again. 2071 01:37:56,416 --> 01:37:59,625 - "...what it means to be in love." - Khushi, there's a car ahead. 2072 01:38:00,083 --> 01:38:01,333 Bagga, take the steering, everyone will die! 2073 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:03,166 He's holding it tightly. What can I do? 2074 01:38:03,208 --> 01:38:04,625 But who is Harnam? 2075 01:38:04,666 --> 01:38:05,833 He's my father! 2076 01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:07,083 he got lost when I was a kid! 2077 01:38:07,125 --> 01:38:07,750 Now shut up! 2078 01:38:07,791 --> 01:38:08,875 And Make him sniff your shoe. 2079 01:38:08,916 --> 01:38:09,750 But I am wearing a sandal. 2080 01:38:09,791 --> 01:38:10,791 Did I tell you to wear it? 2081 01:38:10,833 --> 01:38:12,375 Then make him sniff your sandal only, idiot! 2082 01:38:12,416 --> 01:38:13,708 Bagga! 2083 01:38:30,458 --> 01:38:32,458 He almost got us killed. 2084 01:38:33,333 --> 01:38:35,833 What's he doing in there alone? 2085 01:38:36,791 --> 01:38:39,083 He's been talking to himself for the last 5 minutes. 2086 01:38:39,125 --> 01:38:40,166 I think he's in shock. 2087 01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:43,250 So finally, my son's been possessed. 2088 01:38:43,291 --> 01:38:46,333 I am being serious, mom, and you're cracking jokes. 2089 01:38:46,625 --> 01:38:48,041 I wonder, what's his past! 2090 01:38:48,083 --> 01:38:50,916 Tears kites, Rams motorbikes. 2091 01:38:50,958 --> 01:38:52,166 I don't know how I will do it. 2092 01:38:53,916 --> 01:38:57,708 Life is giving an ordinary guy like you an opportunity to do something special. 2093 01:38:58,333 --> 01:38:59,541 And you are backing out?! 2094 01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:01,416 There is no looking back. 2095 01:39:01,458 --> 01:39:02,500 Go! Get it done! 2096 01:39:02,916 --> 01:39:04,125 He's looking at us. 2097 01:39:05,250 --> 01:39:06,625 Is he going to run over us? 2098 01:39:06,666 --> 01:39:07,833 He will. 2099 01:39:07,875 --> 01:39:10,375 We got drunk and lost Happy. 2100 01:39:10,666 --> 01:39:12,375 Now he won't stop until he hasn't killed us. 2101 01:39:13,791 --> 01:39:14,791 He's getting down. 2102 01:39:14,833 --> 01:39:15,875 He's getting down. 2103 01:39:18,708 --> 01:39:19,541 Come, brother. 2104 01:39:19,583 --> 01:39:21,000 It's another half day's drive to Shanghai. 2105 01:39:21,666 --> 01:39:23,750 You go ahead Khushwant. 2106 01:39:24,375 --> 01:39:25,291 We'll take a taxi. 2107 01:39:25,333 --> 01:39:25,875 Taxi. 2108 01:39:25,916 --> 01:39:26,416 Mono, Mono rail. 2109 01:39:26,458 --> 01:39:27,333 We'll take a Mono. 2110 01:39:27,666 --> 01:39:31,333 And no one will leave until we don't find Happy. 2111 01:39:31,583 --> 01:39:33,875 I won't go to Lahore, he won't go to Amritsar. 2112 01:39:33,916 --> 01:39:35,541 And he won't go back to jail. 2113 01:39:35,583 --> 01:39:36,083 Leave! 2114 01:39:36,125 --> 01:39:37,791 Brother, I'll get them to Shanghai. 2115 01:39:37,833 --> 01:39:39,916 You don't have to worry. 2116 01:39:40,166 --> 01:39:43,625 Only Chow will have to worry now. I promise you that. 2117 01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:44,750 Now let's go. 2118 01:39:50,250 --> 01:39:52,125 Hey...on one condition. 2119 01:39:52,666 --> 01:39:54,333 His brother will drive the car. 2120 01:39:54,750 --> 01:39:55,583 You have a brother? 2121 01:39:55,625 --> 01:39:56,916 Forget what he said. 2122 01:39:57,708 --> 01:39:59,875 Yes, you're right. 2123 01:40:00,208 --> 01:40:02,750 Professor Harpreet did come here. 2124 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:07,083 But she quit her job on the same day and left with her husband. 2125 01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:08,333 Husband? 2126 01:40:08,375 --> 01:40:09,708 Who did she leave with? 2127 01:40:09,750 --> 01:40:11,791 Her husband, Guddu. 2128 01:40:11,833 --> 01:40:14,000 Guddu? Who Guddu? 2129 01:40:14,375 --> 01:40:16,333 Sir, Happy doesn't have a husband. 2130 01:40:16,375 --> 01:40:17,625 But she does. 2131 01:40:17,666 --> 01:40:20,125 Guddu. He's a good singer. 2132 01:40:20,166 --> 01:40:23,166 You said she came here looking for Aman. 2133 01:40:23,208 --> 01:40:25,458 She got married after coming here. 2134 01:40:25,500 --> 01:40:27,750 - I am going to lose my mind. - Just a minute, uncle. 2135 01:40:28,083 --> 01:40:31,250 Brother, is Guddu Chinese? 2136 01:40:31,291 --> 01:40:32,708 He's not Chinese. 2137 01:40:32,750 --> 01:40:34,375 He's an Indian. 2138 01:40:34,416 --> 01:40:36,375 And she didn't get married after coming here. 2139 01:40:36,416 --> 01:40:37,958 She was already married when she came here. 2140 01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:39,833 What is this confusion? 2141 01:40:39,875 --> 01:40:41,541 Just a minute, uncle! 2142 01:40:42,333 --> 01:40:44,041 Are you talking about her? 2143 01:40:48,500 --> 01:40:50,000 This is not Prof. Harpreet. 2144 01:40:50,041 --> 01:40:52,125 Very good. This is not her, uncle. 2145 01:40:53,416 --> 01:40:55,041 This isn't Happy? 2146 01:40:55,083 --> 01:40:55,833 Correct. 2147 01:40:55,875 --> 01:40:56,875 She is married? 2148 01:40:56,916 --> 01:40:57,583 Correct. 2149 01:40:58,125 --> 01:40:59,541 Her husband is a singer? 2150 01:40:59,583 --> 01:41:00,375 Correct. 2151 01:41:00,791 --> 01:41:01,791 And you are a professor? 2152 01:41:01,833 --> 01:41:03,083 - Correct. - Hold this. 2153 01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:04,500 What are you doing, uncle? 2154 01:41:04,541 --> 01:41:06,083 You're not a professor, you're a fool! 2155 01:41:06,125 --> 01:41:08,291 - You gave me a heart attack. - Let's go. 2156 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:13,250 Sir Junior has spoken with the Embassy. 2157 01:41:13,291 --> 01:41:14,333 There is no problem. 2158 01:41:14,625 --> 01:41:18,208 If Happy is with us then we'll get our papers for a safe return. 2159 01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:19,083 Which Happy? 2160 01:41:19,125 --> 01:41:20,583 The professor, of course. 2161 01:41:21,833 --> 01:41:24,583 The other Happy must have her return ticket with her. 2162 01:41:25,708 --> 01:41:29,833 Bro, if we want to find Happy, then we must find Guddu. 2163 01:41:29,875 --> 01:41:31,083 Who is Guddu? 2164 01:41:31,125 --> 01:41:32,208 Happy's husband. 2165 01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:33,625 Will you stop asking questions? 2166 01:41:33,958 --> 01:41:36,083 What does Guddu do? 2167 01:41:36,125 --> 01:41:37,625 - Nothing. - Nothing. 2168 01:41:38,583 --> 01:41:39,666 He must do something. 2169 01:41:39,708 --> 01:41:40,666 I don't know. 2170 01:41:42,041 --> 01:41:44,000 They say he has a great voice. 2171 01:41:44,041 --> 01:41:45,958 He's the Justin Bieber of Amritsar. 2172 01:41:46,541 --> 01:41:48,083 Happy fell for his voice... 2173 01:41:48,125 --> 01:41:48,958 Oh yes! 2174 01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:49,625 Happy. Happy. 2175 01:41:49,666 --> 01:41:52,166 Happy was saying that they invited him here to sing. 2176 01:41:52,208 --> 01:41:52,958 Which Happy? 2177 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:53,833 Shut up. 2178 01:41:54,791 --> 01:41:56,750 We're trying to think and you're playing 20 questions with us. 2179 01:41:56,791 --> 01:41:58,791 I'll shove this in if you say another word. 2180 01:41:59,333 --> 01:41:59,916 Just a minute. 2181 01:42:01,041 --> 01:42:05,166 Then we can get to Guddu through music. 2182 01:42:05,208 --> 01:42:07,333 What are you going to do? Announce over the Radio? 2183 01:42:07,375 --> 01:42:08,375 Not the radio. 2184 01:42:08,416 --> 01:42:10,458 You think he's listening to FM radio out here? 2185 01:42:10,500 --> 01:42:11,625 Not the FM. 2186 01:42:12,250 --> 01:42:16,125 But Guddu came here because he thinks he's got a show here, right? 2187 01:42:16,166 --> 01:42:16,708 Right! 2188 01:42:16,958 --> 01:42:17,541 So? 2189 01:42:17,875 --> 01:42:21,916 What if we can somehow deliver this news that he's actually got a show here? 2190 01:42:21,958 --> 01:42:24,000 And how will we get this news to him? 2191 01:42:24,041 --> 01:42:25,791 That's what we got to think about, Fa. 2192 01:42:26,041 --> 01:42:30,291 And how will we know where is Guddu in this huge Shanghai? 2193 01:42:31,333 --> 01:42:32,333 The newspaper... 2194 01:42:32,375 --> 01:42:33,125 Right. 2195 01:42:33,166 --> 01:42:35,375 Because he doesn't hear the radio but reads the newspaper. 2196 01:42:35,416 --> 01:42:38,333 Why don't we send a message through a pigeon, that will be faster? 2197 01:42:38,375 --> 01:42:39,750 Wait. Wait. 2198 01:42:40,041 --> 01:42:40,625 Wait. 2199 01:42:48,291 --> 01:42:49,333 Private number? 2200 01:42:50,458 --> 01:42:52,333 Who's calling me from a Private Number? 2201 01:42:52,375 --> 01:42:55,166 How are you, Dimpy? It's me. 2202 01:42:55,208 --> 01:42:58,041 You called so it is you speaking. 2203 01:42:58,083 --> 01:42:59,166 But who are you? 2204 01:42:59,208 --> 01:43:03,291 You bloody quack, it's me. Your brother, Daman Singh Bagga. 2205 01:43:03,541 --> 01:43:04,958 Brother, it is you. 2206 01:43:05,291 --> 01:43:06,500 Hello. 2207 01:43:07,291 --> 01:43:10,375 Brother, you left the wedding. And didn't even tell me. 2208 01:43:10,416 --> 01:43:13,666 I didn't leave. I was abducted because of you fools. 2209 01:43:13,708 --> 01:43:14,875 Now listen carefully. 2210 01:43:14,916 --> 01:43:15,416 Yes. 2211 01:43:15,458 --> 01:43:16,375 I am in Shanghai. 2212 01:43:16,416 --> 01:43:17,500 Japan, brother. 2213 01:43:17,541 --> 01:43:20,458 Its China, you twit. 2214 01:43:20,500 --> 01:43:21,291 Now listen. 2215 01:43:21,333 --> 01:43:24,875 Go right now and get some pictures of Guddu from uncle's house. 2216 01:43:24,916 --> 01:43:27,375 And send it to this email address. 2217 01:43:27,416 --> 01:43:28,250 Hurry up. 2218 01:43:28,291 --> 01:43:29,083 Yes, brother. 2219 01:43:29,958 --> 01:43:32,583 Even the Chinese are looking for Guddu. 2220 01:43:32,625 --> 01:43:33,500 What happened? 2221 01:43:35,166 --> 01:43:35,916 Nothing. 2222 01:43:37,333 --> 01:43:38,625 You're on Silver now. 2223 01:43:42,250 --> 01:43:44,083 Now we've to arrange a show for Guddu. 2224 01:43:44,458 --> 01:43:49,958 You've asked me not to speak, but I want to say something. 2225 01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:50,875 Spill it. 2226 01:43:51,458 --> 01:43:53,291 I can arrange a show. 2227 01:43:55,375 --> 01:43:56,666 I think so. 2228 01:44:23,833 --> 01:44:24,791 Hello Happy. 2229 01:44:27,125 --> 01:44:29,916 I apologize for keeping you here like this. 2230 01:44:30,166 --> 01:44:32,708 Whereas it's completely their fault. 2231 01:44:33,208 --> 01:44:36,000 But soon it will all be over. 2232 01:44:37,041 --> 01:44:40,083 Khushi will give us our Happy. 2233 01:44:40,416 --> 01:44:42,458 And you can leave with him afterward. 2234 01:44:42,500 --> 01:44:43,625 Okay? 2235 01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:47,708 Khushi had a lot of respect for you. 2236 01:44:50,666 --> 01:44:52,583 You seem to have understood him pretty well. 2237 01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:56,125 I know that anyone who deceives him can't be a nice man. 2238 01:44:57,458 --> 01:45:00,750 Its good to see care for him in your eyes. 2239 01:45:04,041 --> 01:45:10,625 But I hope you and he will understand someday that we didn't have an option. 2240 01:45:11,416 --> 01:45:13,750 Other than kidnapping someone for your business? 2241 01:45:15,416 --> 01:45:16,958 You're not a prisoner, Happy. 2242 01:45:17,583 --> 01:45:19,833 Just tell them what you want. 2243 01:45:20,250 --> 01:45:23,291 Except for running away, you are free to do anything. 2244 01:45:25,041 --> 01:45:26,000 Chow sir. 2245 01:45:26,708 --> 01:45:30,875 My locket fell down in the grass when they were bringing me here. 2246 01:45:31,208 --> 01:45:32,083 Get it, Chang. 2247 01:45:32,333 --> 01:45:33,041 Yes, sir. 2248 01:45:33,833 --> 01:45:35,125 There you go. 2249 01:45:36,333 --> 01:45:39,541 Have a pleasant stay, and sorry for the inconvenience. 2250 01:45:43,291 --> 01:45:45,125 Yeah...go ahead. 2251 01:45:45,166 --> 01:45:45,875 There. 2252 01:45:46,208 --> 01:45:47,041 Where is it? I can't find it. 2253 01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:49,125 Bend down stupid. You won't strain your back. 2254 01:45:49,166 --> 01:45:49,833 There. There. 2255 01:45:49,875 --> 01:45:50,708 Ahead. 2256 01:45:50,750 --> 01:45:52,250 Yeah. 2257 01:45:52,291 --> 01:45:53,333 This? This? 2258 01:45:53,708 --> 01:45:55,375 Found it you, fool. 2259 01:45:55,416 --> 01:45:56,750 Bring it to me. 2260 01:46:02,458 --> 01:46:03,583 Itch grass. 2261 01:46:05,250 --> 01:46:05,833 Indian. 2262 01:46:06,291 --> 01:46:06,958 So? 2263 01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:09,541 Hello, son. 2264 01:46:09,583 --> 01:46:11,458 - Hold this. - What? 2265 01:46:11,500 --> 01:46:15,958 Son, this is my daughter, she is lost in China. 2266 01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:17,541 Have you seen her? 2267 01:46:17,583 --> 01:46:19,000 - What is her name? - Happy. 2268 01:46:19,041 --> 01:46:19,916 Happy. 2269 01:46:22,250 --> 01:46:23,791 Why are you laughing? 2270 01:46:23,833 --> 01:46:24,916 Keep the phone back. 2271 01:46:24,958 --> 01:46:26,916 Your daughter isn't lost, 2272 01:46:26,958 --> 01:46:27,791 She's run away. 2273 01:46:28,250 --> 01:46:29,500 - What are you saying? - She ran away. 2274 01:46:29,541 --> 01:46:32,291 - I'll leave, or my wife will run away too. - What are you saying? 2275 01:46:32,333 --> 01:46:33,333 Yes, I hope she does. 2276 01:46:33,375 --> 01:46:35,583 You run away, you insolent. 2277 01:46:35,625 --> 01:46:37,625 China. Wow. 2278 01:46:38,375 --> 01:46:39,583 Ow! 2279 01:46:39,625 --> 01:46:40,583 It's booked. 2280 01:46:41,791 --> 01:46:43,333 There's a cultural program the day after tomorrow. 2281 01:46:44,458 --> 01:46:46,125 I've booked a show for Guddu in that. 2282 01:46:46,625 --> 01:46:49,041 And the publicity will start tomorrow. 2283 01:46:49,083 --> 01:46:50,041 Great. 2284 01:46:50,291 --> 01:46:51,416 Why do you look worried? 2285 01:46:51,750 --> 01:46:52,666 But there is a problem. 2286 01:46:52,708 --> 01:46:53,500 What? 2287 01:46:53,916 --> 01:46:54,875 The show's been booked. 2288 01:46:55,416 --> 01:46:57,666 He will sell tickets for the show. 2289 01:46:57,916 --> 01:46:59,375 Great, that's good for us. 2290 01:46:59,416 --> 01:47:03,500 But if Guddu doesn't show up, we'll have to do the show, Otherwise... 2291 01:47:04,250 --> 01:47:05,208 Otherwise, what? 2292 01:47:05,833 --> 01:47:09,083 Otherwise, he'll get the money out of us. 2293 01:47:09,125 --> 01:47:10,250 What do you mean by that? 2294 01:47:10,875 --> 01:47:11,875 He'll get it from Gurdeep? 2295 01:47:11,916 --> 01:47:13,250 This happens in China. 2296 01:47:13,291 --> 01:47:15,041 No need to worry. 2297 01:47:15,375 --> 01:47:16,333 This is a show. 2298 01:47:16,583 --> 01:47:18,708 Guddu won't miss singing at a memorial service. 2299 01:47:18,750 --> 01:47:21,916 "Come down my lane...someday too." 2300 01:47:21,958 --> 01:47:25,750 "Come down my lane...someday too." 2301 01:47:25,791 --> 01:47:31,333 "Come down my lane...someday too." 2302 01:47:32,041 --> 01:47:33,125 How does it look? 2303 01:47:33,166 --> 01:47:34,416 Amazing. 2304 01:47:34,458 --> 01:47:35,458 Buy some more. 2305 01:47:35,500 --> 01:47:36,000 Right. 2306 01:47:36,041 --> 01:47:37,000 In different colors. 2307 01:47:40,541 --> 01:47:41,166 Look. 2308 01:47:44,291 --> 01:47:47,458 I think your face resembles some actor here. 2309 01:47:47,500 --> 01:47:48,625 So it does. 2310 01:47:48,875 --> 01:47:49,750 It does. 2311 01:47:50,625 --> 01:47:53,166 That looks like me from the annual day. 2312 01:47:53,208 --> 01:47:55,333 Guddu. That's you. 2313 01:47:55,375 --> 01:47:56,375 Yes, that's me. 2314 01:47:56,416 --> 01:47:57,583 Guddu, that's you. 2315 01:47:59,291 --> 01:48:00,583 Guddu, there's one there. 2316 01:48:01,125 --> 01:48:02,208 Amazing. 2317 01:48:02,250 --> 01:48:04,208 This poster Aman made is just amazing. 2318 01:48:04,250 --> 01:48:08,666 Quality is amazing, even Guddu is looking handsome. 2319 01:48:09,541 --> 01:48:11,875 I'll give my election contract to them. 2320 01:48:12,333 --> 01:48:13,375 You're going to contest the elections. 2321 01:48:13,625 --> 01:48:14,333 What say? 2322 01:48:14,666 --> 01:48:15,833 I say you are stupid. 2323 01:48:15,875 --> 01:48:16,375 Why? 2324 01:48:16,416 --> 01:48:17,750 It's all in Chinese. 2325 01:48:17,791 --> 01:48:19,458 How will Guddu understand? 2326 01:48:20,208 --> 01:48:21,083 Stupid. 2327 01:48:22,208 --> 01:48:23,208 Right. 2328 01:48:23,250 --> 01:48:24,125 We were saying the same thing. 2329 01:48:25,500 --> 01:48:26,500 Ma'am. 2330 01:48:26,541 --> 01:48:27,666 Nice. My face. 2331 01:48:28,041 --> 01:48:29,375 Do you know what's written here? 2332 01:48:29,416 --> 01:48:30,583 What's written? 2333 01:48:30,625 --> 01:48:33,166 I don't know Mandarin, I am Korean. 2334 01:48:34,375 --> 01:48:36,375 What a strange country? 2335 01:48:36,625 --> 01:48:38,250 Indians don't speak Hindi. 2336 01:48:38,291 --> 01:48:40,375 The Chinese don't speak Chinese. 2337 01:48:41,750 --> 01:48:44,458 I was making kebabs and reminded me of you. 2338 01:48:44,791 --> 01:48:46,791 What about my job, Khushi? 2339 01:48:47,041 --> 01:48:49,458 You will get your Happy, I promise you. 2340 01:48:50,166 --> 01:48:52,208 But you won't harm my Happy. 2341 01:48:52,250 --> 01:48:54,250 What are you saying, Khushi? 2342 01:48:54,583 --> 01:48:56,083 Happy is my guest. 2343 01:48:56,583 --> 01:48:58,416 It's just that time isn't on our side. 2344 01:48:58,750 --> 01:49:01,583 Just get my Happy tomorrow at any cost... 2345 01:49:01,625 --> 01:49:04,666 ...so that I can make Lahore agree to my conditions. 2346 01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:06,791 But tomorrow? 2347 01:49:06,833 --> 01:49:08,000 You'll have to do it. 2348 01:49:08,041 --> 01:49:10,333 My funders are very cruel people. 2349 01:49:10,375 --> 01:49:11,875 They don't understand emotions. 2350 01:49:12,291 --> 01:49:15,166 Pardon me, or my kebabs will get burnt. 2351 01:49:18,708 --> 01:49:20,375 What are you doing, Fa? 2352 01:49:21,250 --> 01:49:22,541 Getting some positive energy. 2353 01:49:23,833 --> 01:49:24,541 Chinese. 2354 01:49:26,708 --> 01:49:27,666 You called, Happy? 2355 01:49:29,125 --> 01:49:29,750 Yes. 2356 01:49:30,250 --> 01:49:31,791 I want to take a stroll on the roof. 2357 01:49:31,833 --> 01:49:33,375 You know we can't... 2358 01:49:33,666 --> 01:49:34,541 I can't go. 2359 01:49:34,958 --> 01:49:35,750 I knew it. 2360 01:49:37,041 --> 01:49:38,666 Come here, I want to talk to you. 2361 01:49:38,708 --> 01:49:39,750 Sit down. 2362 01:49:40,791 --> 01:49:41,750 Sit down! 2363 01:49:49,375 --> 01:49:53,666 If you had listened to me on the day you abducted me... 2364 01:49:53,708 --> 01:49:55,375 ...you would be looking for the right Happy. 2365 01:49:55,708 --> 01:49:57,791 And not facing rebukes from your boss. 2366 01:49:58,916 --> 01:50:01,875 You know what, Chang. Crime is not for you. 2367 01:50:03,083 --> 01:50:07,083 I mean you were going to die by slipping on noodles. 2368 01:50:08,541 --> 01:50:10,208 Imagine what your crime story would've been. 2369 01:50:13,500 --> 01:50:15,583 And, even now I just want to take a stroll on the roof. 2370 01:50:16,000 --> 01:50:18,291 You could send some of your guys with me, but no. 2371 01:50:18,958 --> 01:50:22,750 You will call your boss, disturb him who has already said... 2372 01:50:22,791 --> 01:50:24,875 ...that I should be allowed to do anything I want. 2373 01:50:26,166 --> 01:50:28,000 Because you like getting yelled at. 2374 01:50:28,500 --> 01:50:30,416 Get embarrassed in front of these amateurs. 2375 01:50:31,458 --> 01:50:32,625 Just leave. 2376 01:50:32,666 --> 01:50:34,291 This is not your cup of tea. 2377 01:50:34,333 --> 01:50:34,916 Just go. 2378 01:50:34,958 --> 01:50:36,083 I don't want to go on the roof. 2379 01:50:36,750 --> 01:50:37,541 Go. 2380 01:50:48,833 --> 01:50:50,916 Fine. You can go on the roof. 2381 01:50:51,333 --> 01:50:52,583 - Are you sure? - Sure? 2382 01:50:54,125 --> 01:50:56,291 Now you sound like a Don. 2383 01:51:05,333 --> 01:51:07,000 Just go and have your walk. 2384 01:51:07,041 --> 01:51:08,625 I am going. 2385 01:51:35,708 --> 01:51:37,041 Let's go. I'm done seeing the weather. 2386 01:51:37,083 --> 01:51:38,291 - C'mon let's go. - Okay, come. 2387 01:51:45,708 --> 01:51:46,833 Fa, did Guddu arrive? 2388 01:51:47,166 --> 01:51:48,083 There is no Guddu. 2389 01:51:48,125 --> 01:51:50,958 And that bloody Aman left me with this giant to get a waxing. 2390 01:51:51,000 --> 01:51:52,166 I sent him for that. 2391 01:51:52,208 --> 01:51:55,125 Do you have a thing for Happy or her fiancé? 2392 01:51:55,166 --> 01:51:56,875 Fa, let it be. 2393 01:51:57,333 --> 01:51:59,250 We're coming. We'll do something. 2394 01:52:00,375 --> 01:52:01,041 What? 2395 01:52:01,833 --> 01:52:03,125 Guddu hasn't arrived yet? 2396 01:52:04,250 --> 01:52:07,125 What if he doesn't show up? 2397 01:52:08,333 --> 01:52:09,458 I'll give it in writing. 2398 01:52:10,250 --> 01:52:10,958 He will show up. 2399 01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:13,208 Come! Come! 2400 01:52:14,958 --> 01:52:16,208 Guddu. Guddu. 2401 01:52:16,250 --> 01:52:17,458 Oh thank god. 2402 01:52:18,000 --> 01:52:18,875 Welcome. Welcome. 2403 01:52:18,916 --> 01:52:20,041 Is this your show? 2404 01:52:20,083 --> 01:52:21,833 We met you the other day. Him? 2405 01:52:21,875 --> 01:52:22,458 Remember? 2406 01:52:22,500 --> 01:52:23,666 I asked you for directions to the temple... 2407 01:52:23,708 --> 01:52:25,041 ...and you said you don't know Hindi. 2408 01:52:25,083 --> 01:52:26,708 Not just Hindi, now I know Russian, Persian, and much more. 2409 01:52:26,750 --> 01:52:28,333 People are dying to hear you. 2410 01:52:28,375 --> 01:52:29,208 See, Happy. 2411 01:52:29,250 --> 01:52:31,333 Come, come. 2412 01:52:32,125 --> 01:52:34,125 Sister, I'll sit in the first row, okay. 2413 01:52:37,583 --> 01:52:38,625 Help me, Lord! 2414 01:52:45,833 --> 01:52:47,333 Adnan Chow! 2415 01:52:48,458 --> 01:52:50,708 Sorry for the inconvenience. 2416 01:52:58,000 --> 01:52:59,083 Where is she? 2417 01:52:59,125 --> 01:52:59,875 Where is she? 2418 01:52:59,916 --> 01:53:02,625 Come, see! That's her yellow cloth! 2419 01:53:02,666 --> 01:53:03,958 She must be there. 2420 01:53:04,000 --> 01:53:05,458 Go and catch her. 2421 01:53:06,583 --> 01:53:08,750 "Happy will run away." 2422 01:53:10,500 --> 01:53:13,291 "Happy will run away." 2423 01:53:14,250 --> 01:53:17,708 "She will break free." 2424 01:53:18,041 --> 01:53:20,083 "And she will run away." 2425 01:53:20,125 --> 01:53:22,291 "She will run away." 2426 01:53:29,875 --> 01:53:31,625 "Soul's still pure." 2427 01:53:31,666 --> 01:53:33,625 "The flame keeps getting higher." 2428 01:53:33,666 --> 01:53:37,916 "And there's no one who can douse it now." 2429 01:53:38,291 --> 01:53:40,208 "Whether it's the world or Heaven." 2430 01:53:40,250 --> 01:53:42,208 "The Moon or China." 2431 01:53:42,250 --> 01:53:45,583 "No one can get their hands on her." 2432 01:53:47,833 --> 01:53:49,375 He isn't stoping? 2433 01:53:49,750 --> 01:53:53,583 "She's careless...and carefree." 2434 01:53:53,625 --> 01:53:55,583 "This gust of wind...this chase prayer..." 2435 01:53:55,625 --> 01:53:58,500 "...will challenge the skies." 2436 01:53:58,833 --> 01:54:00,583 "Happy." 2437 01:54:02,666 --> 01:54:03,333 "Happy." 2438 01:54:03,375 --> 01:54:04,541 I told you. 2439 01:54:04,583 --> 01:54:07,541 He'll keep singing until people don't start bleeding from their ears. 2440 01:54:08,041 --> 01:54:10,000 Someone take the mic from his hand. 2441 01:54:10,041 --> 01:54:11,208 But how, brother? 2442 01:54:11,250 --> 01:54:13,333 Even the organizers are dancing to his tune. 2443 01:54:14,291 --> 01:54:15,916 "She will break free." 2444 01:54:15,958 --> 01:54:17,000 Stop! 2445 01:54:18,041 --> 01:54:19,833 - Shanghai City? - India? 2446 01:54:19,875 --> 01:54:20,583 Yes, India. 2447 01:54:20,625 --> 01:54:21,375 Dangal. Dangal. 2448 01:54:21,416 --> 01:54:23,583 - Yeah, Dangal, will you go now? - Yes. 2449 01:54:24,958 --> 01:54:25,583 Let's go. 2450 01:54:25,833 --> 01:54:27,958 "She will break free." 2451 01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:29,666 There's a saying in Chinese. 2452 01:54:31,583 --> 01:54:34,333 If you can't beat them, join them. 2453 01:54:52,916 --> 01:54:55,750 "Brother of mine, stop singing now." 2454 01:54:55,791 --> 01:54:58,750 "We must go and save Happy now." 2455 01:55:04,375 --> 01:55:07,041 "Listen to what the Sardar's trying to say." 2456 01:55:07,083 --> 01:55:10,291 "Singing anymore will cost you dearly." 2457 01:55:15,833 --> 01:55:19,208 "There's a voice calling out to you from Lahore." 2458 01:55:19,250 --> 01:55:20,541 Afridi? 2459 01:55:21,500 --> 01:55:26,333 "Listen carefully, Guddu." 2460 01:55:27,208 --> 01:55:32,916 "Both the countries have never been..." 2461 01:55:32,958 --> 01:55:37,708 "...through such a difficult phase before." 2462 01:55:38,666 --> 01:55:42,041 "My wedding got canceled twice." 2463 01:55:42,416 --> 01:55:43,958 What the.... 2464 01:55:44,250 --> 01:55:47,791 "But still I got no sympathy." 2465 01:55:50,041 --> 01:55:52,875 "My wedding got canceled twice." 2466 01:55:52,916 --> 01:55:55,666 "But still I got no sympathy." 2467 01:55:55,708 --> 01:55:58,583 "Your friend's left all alone in this world..." 2468 01:55:58,625 --> 01:56:02,041 "...now stop this game." 2469 01:56:06,875 --> 01:56:09,000 "Beloved." 2470 01:56:09,041 --> 01:56:15,666 "I wonder what magic will or union spell." 2471 01:56:15,916 --> 01:56:24,166 "Now I can't live a moment...away from you." 2472 01:56:39,000 --> 01:56:40,750 What do you trying to say? 2473 01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:43,250 You want me to hand over my Happy to some goon... 2474 01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:45,041 ...for the sake of your Happy. 2475 01:56:45,083 --> 01:56:46,041 Great. 2476 01:56:48,375 --> 01:56:50,625 That Happy shouldn't actually be in that place. 2477 01:56:51,416 --> 01:56:55,583 Poor thing has been enduring my share of pain since she got here. 2478 01:56:55,833 --> 01:56:57,041 But how can I... 2479 01:56:58,958 --> 01:57:01,000 Usman, why don't you talk to Bilal? 2480 01:57:01,041 --> 01:57:02,125 Give them whatever they want. 2481 01:57:02,166 --> 01:57:04,625 Thousands of jobs are at stake, Guddu. 2482 01:57:04,958 --> 01:57:07,291 Otherwise, it would've never come to this. 2483 01:57:07,750 --> 01:57:10,875 And it's not like I want to hand over your Happy to get my Happy back. 2484 01:57:11,458 --> 01:57:14,208 I have a plan, but only if you agree. 2485 01:57:14,250 --> 01:57:15,708 Who cares about his agreement? 2486 01:57:16,000 --> 01:57:18,708 When Happy's ready, who wants his permission? 2487 01:57:18,750 --> 01:57:19,833 Shut your mouth, Bagga. 2488 01:57:19,875 --> 01:57:21,333 I should shut up too? 2489 01:57:21,375 --> 01:57:22,250 Yes. 2490 01:57:22,583 --> 01:57:23,958 I was on my wedding horse. 2491 01:57:24,583 --> 01:57:27,583 You've got her, he'll get her. 2492 01:57:27,625 --> 01:57:30,541 Have you ever thought about what's going to happen to his brother? 2493 01:57:30,583 --> 01:57:32,000 Horse, card... 2494 01:57:32,041 --> 01:57:33,791 Shut up you two. 2495 01:57:34,375 --> 01:57:35,458 Usman is right. 2496 01:57:35,500 --> 01:57:36,250 He's right. 2497 01:57:36,291 --> 01:57:39,166 We won't do it if you don't agree. 2498 01:57:43,500 --> 01:57:44,541 Let's think of something else. 2499 01:58:01,208 --> 01:58:02,333 So... 2500 01:58:05,875 --> 01:58:07,375 what's the plan? 2501 01:58:07,791 --> 01:58:09,458 Do you have your passports? 2502 01:58:15,708 --> 01:58:20,708 Khushi. I was beginning to wonder that maybe you don't want your Happy back. 2503 01:58:20,750 --> 01:58:23,333 Chow sir, get to Po Po Carnival in two hours. 2504 01:58:23,875 --> 01:58:25,916 Po Po Carnival. Why? 2505 01:58:25,958 --> 01:58:27,333 Your Happy is with me. 2506 01:58:27,875 --> 01:58:31,000 You can take your Happy from Po Po Carnival in two hours. 2507 01:58:31,250 --> 01:58:34,208 Ohh...that is wonderful news. 2508 01:58:34,458 --> 01:58:36,750 I knew it, you will find Happy. 2509 01:58:36,791 --> 01:58:37,958 Thank you my boy. 2510 01:58:38,000 --> 01:58:38,625 Thank you. 2511 01:58:47,458 --> 01:58:49,625 Sir, Happy... 2512 01:58:51,291 --> 01:58:52,500 ran away. 2513 01:59:07,083 --> 01:59:08,625 What's the matter, Chang? 2514 01:59:08,666 --> 01:59:11,083 Last I checked you worked for me. 2515 01:59:11,333 --> 01:59:14,375 Then why don't you do your job? 2516 01:59:18,375 --> 01:59:20,958 Do you know where is Po Po Carnival? 2517 01:59:21,000 --> 01:59:22,416 Do you know Khushi's Bar? 2518 01:59:22,458 --> 01:59:23,958 That guy with turban... 2519 01:59:24,000 --> 01:59:25,916 Where are you from? 2520 01:59:26,791 --> 01:59:27,541 Fa... 2521 01:59:27,583 --> 01:59:28,666 Fa Q! Sorry, God. 2522 01:59:28,708 --> 01:59:30,666 Where you want to go? Where you want to go? 2523 01:59:30,708 --> 01:59:33,375 Fa's Bar in the main city. 2524 01:59:36,875 --> 01:59:37,750 Khushwant. 2525 01:59:39,208 --> 01:59:41,208 Don't worry, everything will be fine. 2526 01:59:41,541 --> 01:59:43,083 Yeah. 2527 01:59:43,125 --> 01:59:44,833 You think I am just saying? 2528 01:59:44,875 --> 01:59:48,375 You feel like you'll get sc***? 2529 01:59:48,416 --> 01:59:49,458 I felt the same way. 2530 01:59:50,583 --> 01:59:53,333 Believe me. Everything gets all right in the end. 2531 01:59:53,375 --> 01:59:54,250 - Brother. - Yes. 2532 01:59:54,750 --> 01:59:55,791 I really appreciate. 2533 01:59:56,833 --> 01:59:58,208 But right now you're not helping me. 2534 02:00:04,625 --> 02:00:06,625 Bagga, let's stop running around. 2535 02:00:07,500 --> 02:00:10,333 I'll find a nice, beautiful bride for you in Lahore. 2536 02:00:10,375 --> 02:00:12,416 Otherwise, every time you try to get married... 2537 02:00:12,458 --> 02:00:14,791 ...you'll always fall in some kind of trouble. 2538 02:00:15,583 --> 02:00:17,333 But I didn't create any of this. 2539 02:00:18,708 --> 02:00:21,166 These Chinese twits abducted me, otherwise, your brother had settled down. 2540 02:00:21,208 --> 02:00:23,541 Brother, we were in a similar condition. 2541 02:00:23,583 --> 02:00:25,708 See, Bagga was chasing us. Okay. 2542 02:00:25,750 --> 02:00:27,250 Usman's car broke down. 2543 02:00:27,291 --> 02:00:29,250 We got married along with 100 more couples. 2544 02:00:29,291 --> 02:00:30,666 - We were in a mess. - Guddu, Quiet! 2545 02:00:30,708 --> 02:00:32,166 Don't irritate him. 2546 02:00:32,750 --> 02:00:33,583 True Story. 2547 02:00:33,625 --> 02:00:35,625 How much longer are you going to drive? 2548 02:00:35,875 --> 02:00:37,583 Will you take us straight to Pakistan? 2549 02:00:37,625 --> 02:00:39,250 We are just going to the Embassy. 2550 02:00:39,291 --> 02:00:41,125 Stop bothering me and let me drive. 2551 02:00:43,000 --> 02:00:45,916 Do you know the risk of getting married in Pakistan? 2552 02:00:45,958 --> 02:00:47,375 This is only China.. 2553 02:00:49,791 --> 02:00:51,291 Hey Khushi! 2554 02:00:51,333 --> 02:00:53,083 Fast! Fast! 2555 02:00:53,500 --> 02:00:54,625 Khushi. 2556 02:00:55,875 --> 02:00:58,916 Where are you going, Sardar!? I ran away! 2557 02:01:10,458 --> 02:01:11,833 He's here. 2558 02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,291 What's the matter, Khushi? 2559 02:01:23,916 --> 02:01:25,625 We don't see our Happy. 2560 02:01:26,083 --> 02:01:27,166 What is he saying? 2561 02:01:27,208 --> 02:01:27,708 Speak loudly. 2562 02:01:27,750 --> 02:01:29,125 - Speak loudly! - What? 2563 02:01:29,958 --> 02:01:32,333 He couldn't hear, you'll have to speak louder. 2564 02:01:34,916 --> 02:01:36,833 What's the matter, Khushi? 2565 02:01:37,375 --> 02:01:40,375 We don't see our Happy. 2566 02:01:41,625 --> 02:01:42,958 Guddu is right here. 2567 02:01:43,000 --> 02:01:46,125 Handover my Happy, and I will give you yours. 2568 02:01:46,458 --> 02:01:49,666 Don't you trust us, Khushi? 2569 02:01:50,291 --> 02:01:52,166 No, we don't want fritters. 2570 02:01:52,208 --> 02:01:53,625 Trust. 2571 02:01:53,666 --> 02:01:54,583 Not fritters. 2572 02:01:54,625 --> 02:01:55,833 Trust. 2573 02:01:57,250 --> 02:01:59,208 Happy is in the car. 2574 02:01:59,250 --> 02:02:00,666 Whose saree? 2575 02:02:00,708 --> 02:02:02,416 In the car. 2576 02:02:02,458 --> 02:02:03,500 She's in the car. 2577 02:02:08,083 --> 02:02:11,916 Get Happy out of the car, and there's your Happy. 2578 02:02:20,583 --> 02:02:24,583 Give us our Happy, and we'll leave this car here. 2579 02:02:25,541 --> 02:02:29,958 As soon as my Happy starts walking this side, she will go over to your side. 2580 02:02:30,750 --> 02:02:31,416 Wait. 2581 02:02:32,750 --> 02:02:33,500 I am coming. 2582 02:02:36,458 --> 02:02:38,125 Khushi. 2583 02:02:39,875 --> 02:02:40,750 Here I am. 2584 02:02:40,791 --> 02:02:42,000 You Run, Happy! 2585 02:02:42,041 --> 02:02:43,083 Go, get her. 2586 02:02:43,583 --> 02:02:45,125 Not her. 2587 02:02:45,166 --> 02:02:45,958 Go get your Happy. 2588 02:02:46,000 --> 02:02:47,666 That Happy. 2589 02:02:49,250 --> 02:02:51,083 "Like the morning breeze..." 2590 02:02:51,125 --> 02:02:53,000 "...like the blowing winds." 2591 02:02:53,041 --> 02:02:57,291 "She soars in the skies." 2592 02:02:57,916 --> 02:03:01,708 "She's hard to find." 2593 02:03:01,750 --> 02:03:05,166 "Except for tales." 2594 02:03:05,208 --> 02:03:08,958 "A sweet poison, and a little bitter." 2595 02:03:09,000 --> 02:03:12,875 "Never listens...she's very stubborn." 2596 02:03:12,916 --> 02:03:15,041 "Youth once lost... never comes again..." 2597 02:03:15,083 --> 02:03:17,625 "...then how can she." 2598 02:03:18,291 --> 02:03:21,083 "Happy will run away." 2599 02:03:22,125 --> 02:03:24,750 "Happy will run away." 2600 02:03:25,958 --> 02:03:29,708 "She will break free." 2601 02:03:29,750 --> 02:03:33,750 "And she will run away." 2602 02:03:36,541 --> 02:03:37,916 Come, you fools! 2603 02:03:41,583 --> 02:03:44,541 "Happy will run away." 2604 02:03:45,583 --> 02:03:46,291 Come! Come! 2605 02:03:46,333 --> 02:03:47,333 Who is driving your car? 2606 02:03:47,375 --> 02:03:48,291 That's Guddu! 2607 02:03:48,333 --> 02:03:49,875 Hurry up. 2608 02:03:49,916 --> 02:03:50,958 Come on. 2609 02:03:52,250 --> 02:03:53,416 Have you guys lost your mind? 2610 02:03:53,458 --> 02:03:54,291 Where are you going? 2611 02:03:54,333 --> 02:03:55,416 Those guys are chasing Happy. 2612 02:03:55,458 --> 02:03:56,416 Turn the car around, Guddu. 2613 02:03:57,791 --> 02:03:59,000 What's wrong? 2614 02:03:59,458 --> 02:04:01,208 No, the U-turn is coming up. 2615 02:04:03,708 --> 02:04:05,083 Hello, Professor. 2616 02:04:05,541 --> 02:04:06,750 Harpreet Kaur? 2617 02:04:07,083 --> 02:04:08,125 Same to same. 2618 02:04:08,500 --> 02:04:09,708 Nice to meet you. 2619 02:04:10,750 --> 02:04:12,208 Coincidence. 2620 02:04:13,083 --> 02:04:14,458 Who are those fools chasing? 2621 02:04:25,250 --> 02:04:26,666 She is heading for the airport. 2622 02:04:26,708 --> 02:04:28,958 Not just her, they are all heading for the airport. 2623 02:04:29,250 --> 02:04:30,125 Faster, Chang. 2624 02:04:30,166 --> 02:04:33,750 If we lose this girl, then I won't let you live in China anymore. 2625 02:04:34,083 --> 02:04:37,875 And tell everyone that you're originally from Ghaziabad. 2626 02:04:37,916 --> 02:04:38,791 Faster. 2627 02:04:45,625 --> 02:04:46,458 This is it? 2628 02:04:46,500 --> 02:04:48,125 Did you get an appointment? 2629 02:04:48,166 --> 02:04:49,083 Yes, I did. 2630 02:04:49,125 --> 02:04:51,333 Ginny, this officer is going to speak hindi or chinese? 2631 02:04:51,375 --> 02:04:52,291 Hurry up. 2632 02:04:52,333 --> 02:04:53,500 You took half an hour. 2633 02:04:53,541 --> 02:04:54,708 Now we've to go over to your Embassy too. 2634 02:04:54,750 --> 02:04:56,208 It will take only 5 minutes. 2635 02:04:56,583 --> 02:04:57,875 Who the hell comes to our country? 2636 02:04:58,125 --> 02:05:00,875 Our officials just swat flies or play ludo. 2637 02:05:00,916 --> 02:05:02,250 - Careful. - That's why China is best. 2638 02:05:02,291 --> 02:05:03,833 Stop it already. 2639 02:05:03,875 --> 02:05:05,291 He looks like Indian. 2640 02:05:05,333 --> 02:05:06,458 Mister. 2641 02:05:06,833 --> 02:05:08,166 My daughter is lost. 2642 02:05:08,208 --> 02:05:10,250 Spare us, uncle. We had already lost two. 2643 02:05:10,291 --> 02:05:11,791 And it took us great pain to find them. 2644 02:05:11,833 --> 02:05:12,750 - You lost two? - We are in hurry. 2645 02:05:12,791 --> 02:05:13,541 Give me the phone. 2646 02:05:13,583 --> 02:05:14,583 - Take it back. - Why did you take my phone? 2647 02:05:14,625 --> 02:05:15,875 Mister, my phone! 2648 02:05:15,916 --> 02:05:17,208 She's your daughter? 2649 02:05:17,250 --> 02:05:18,500 He took my phone. 2650 02:05:18,541 --> 02:05:20,625 She looks like our Happy? 2651 02:05:21,916 --> 02:05:22,833 Stupid. 2652 02:05:22,875 --> 02:05:24,125 This is Happy. 2653 02:05:24,166 --> 02:05:25,458 You are..? 2654 02:05:25,500 --> 02:05:26,208 You are..? 2655 02:05:26,250 --> 02:05:27,166 Happy's father? 2656 02:05:27,208 --> 02:05:27,791 Yes. 2657 02:05:27,833 --> 02:05:29,166 You're Daman Singh Bagga, aren't you? 2658 02:05:29,208 --> 02:05:30,041 You do knows me? 2659 02:05:30,083 --> 02:05:31,583 You came to my college. 2660 02:05:31,625 --> 02:05:33,250 She knows me. 2661 02:05:33,291 --> 02:05:34,125 How do you know him? 2662 02:05:34,166 --> 02:05:35,750 You gave a speech in English. 2663 02:05:35,791 --> 02:05:37,250 Yes, I did. 2664 02:05:37,291 --> 02:05:38,375 What are you doing here? 2665 02:05:38,416 --> 02:05:39,833 I was on my wedding horse. 2666 02:05:39,875 --> 02:05:40,958 To hell with your wedding horse. 2667 02:05:41,000 --> 02:05:42,083 Stay up there. 2668 02:05:42,125 --> 02:05:43,750 Happy is with us. Just stay there. 2669 02:05:43,791 --> 02:05:44,958 Happy is with you? 2670 02:05:45,000 --> 02:05:47,041 - Stay up! - This thing's going down. 2671 02:05:47,083 --> 02:05:48,791 If It takes you to the hell, you'll tag along? 2672 02:05:48,833 --> 02:05:49,583 Stay up! 2673 02:05:49,625 --> 02:05:50,541 My phone. 2674 02:05:50,583 --> 02:05:51,750 They found Happy. 2675 02:05:51,791 --> 02:05:53,250 And mobile as well. 2676 02:05:54,916 --> 02:05:56,916 Nice car. 2677 02:05:57,666 --> 02:05:59,250 I am speeding up. 2678 02:06:01,416 --> 02:06:02,625 No. 2679 02:06:08,291 --> 02:06:09,083 What happened? 2680 02:06:09,125 --> 02:06:10,541 Something's wrong. 2681 02:06:10,875 --> 02:06:12,375 Happy, look. 2682 02:06:41,791 --> 02:06:43,041 Stop here. 2683 02:06:43,083 --> 02:06:44,750 Will you drive it into the sea? 2684 02:06:46,458 --> 02:06:48,041 Come on. 2685 02:06:51,333 --> 02:06:52,708 So, Professor, 2686 02:06:53,833 --> 02:06:55,916 we had a fleeting introduction here. 2687 02:06:56,875 --> 02:06:59,750 But let's have a more chilled meeting in India. 2688 02:07:00,458 --> 02:07:01,500 One second. 2689 02:07:02,541 --> 02:07:04,625 Chow must be still following you. 2690 02:07:04,958 --> 02:07:06,958 The Police will be following him. 2691 02:07:07,750 --> 02:07:10,583 I informed the Embassy when I made that plan. 2692 02:07:13,291 --> 02:07:14,250 Happy. 2693 02:07:15,875 --> 02:07:16,791 Thank you. 2694 02:07:16,833 --> 02:07:19,875 Now you're being too formal. 2695 02:07:20,750 --> 02:07:24,666 Happy, you took on my share of troubles. 2696 02:07:25,000 --> 02:07:28,500 There's no need of my sorry or your Thank You. 2697 02:07:28,916 --> 02:07:29,708 Get it? 2698 02:07:30,583 --> 02:07:33,500 If that's the case, then you owe me a race. 2699 02:07:33,958 --> 02:07:38,125 Then, We'll know whether you need to say sorry, or I need to say thank you. 2700 02:07:39,166 --> 02:07:40,625 Now that's like Happy. 2701 02:07:41,250 --> 02:07:41,958 Come. 2702 02:07:45,666 --> 02:07:46,708 Okay. 2703 02:07:46,958 --> 02:07:48,000 Bye. 2704 02:07:49,250 --> 02:07:50,333 She must be here soon. 2705 02:07:50,375 --> 02:07:51,166 Where else will she go? 2706 02:07:51,208 --> 02:07:53,083 She will have to go through here. 2707 02:07:53,125 --> 02:07:53,916 Excuse me, guys. 2708 02:07:54,166 --> 02:07:55,833 Is this the gate for Air China? 2709 02:07:56,083 --> 02:07:56,833 Get lost. 2710 02:07:56,875 --> 02:07:58,000 Ask the Inquiry. 2711 02:07:59,125 --> 02:08:01,416 Uncle is angry, huh. Never mind. 2712 02:08:01,458 --> 02:08:02,333 Idiot! 2713 02:08:03,541 --> 02:08:05,166 If we don't find her today, I will.... 2714 02:08:05,208 --> 02:08:07,541 We'll find her. We'll find her. 2715 02:08:17,458 --> 02:08:19,625 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 2716 02:08:20,583 --> 02:08:22,041 Wow! Sardar, you are amazing. 2717 02:08:25,416 --> 02:08:28,625 Aman will come straight to Amritsar, 2718 02:08:29,666 --> 02:08:31,000 to meet your father. 2719 02:08:33,916 --> 02:08:38,708 Call me when he apologizes to your father. 2720 02:08:40,875 --> 02:08:42,375 You never gave me your number. 2721 02:08:43,500 --> 02:08:44,708 You never asked. 2722 02:08:46,000 --> 02:08:50,416 I don't know about Patiala, but guys in Amritsar give their number themselves. 2723 02:09:01,625 --> 02:09:02,583 Happy? 2724 02:09:03,791 --> 02:09:04,750 Father? 2725 02:09:06,416 --> 02:09:07,250 Father? 2726 02:09:07,625 --> 02:09:09,416 My child. 2727 02:09:09,458 --> 02:09:10,583 Father. 2728 02:09:13,000 --> 02:09:14,000 What did you do, dear? 2729 02:09:14,041 --> 02:09:15,416 You came here without telling me. 2730 02:09:16,541 --> 02:09:17,458 Sorry, father. 2731 02:09:17,500 --> 02:09:18,250 Doesn't matter. 2732 02:09:18,291 --> 02:09:20,208 Are you all right, dear? 2733 02:09:21,000 --> 02:09:22,166 And... 2734 02:09:22,208 --> 02:09:24,875 He's Khushwant. He helped me out. 2735 02:09:25,250 --> 02:09:26,833 Great. bless you, son. 2736 02:09:26,875 --> 02:09:28,958 I wish such Happy were in Pakistan. 2737 02:09:30,000 --> 02:09:31,208 When you go home. 2738 02:09:32,166 --> 02:09:36,416 Have a plate of Kebab for me as well in Johar Town's Alkabab. 2739 02:09:38,958 --> 02:09:39,750 Johar Town? 2740 02:09:40,958 --> 02:09:42,583 Fakruddin Qureshi. 2741 02:09:43,375 --> 02:09:44,000 Fa. 2742 02:09:45,041 --> 02:09:45,625 Q? 2743 02:09:49,541 --> 02:09:50,583 Where is Bagga? 2744 02:09:51,958 --> 02:09:54,041 All that happened with me. 2745 02:09:54,500 --> 02:09:57,375 The first time the cards were distributed. 2746 02:09:57,958 --> 02:10:00,500 The second time I was on the wedding horse. 2747 02:10:01,708 --> 02:10:06,125 Mr. Daman, why do you try to get married first? 2748 02:10:07,250 --> 02:10:10,208 You should try falling in love first. 2749 02:10:14,791 --> 02:10:17,541 Bagga, stop worrying about getting married. 2750 02:10:17,583 --> 02:10:21,000 Those whom you couldn't marry, only have a husband. 2751 02:10:21,041 --> 02:10:23,500 But you have sympathy. 2752 02:10:24,708 --> 02:10:26,250 Fools! 2753 02:10:49,958 --> 02:10:53,625 "You look stunning when you dance." 2754 02:10:54,458 --> 02:10:58,291 "Come sit next to me beloved." 2755 02:10:58,833 --> 02:11:02,708 "You look stunning when you dance." 2756 02:11:03,583 --> 02:11:07,125 "Come sit next to me beloved." 2757 02:11:07,583 --> 02:11:12,416 "Your eyes cast a spell on me." "Now I've lost my mind." 2758 02:11:12,458 --> 02:11:16,916 "I'll feel blessed if you enter in my life." 2759 02:11:16,958 --> 02:11:21,333 "They call me Chin Chin Chu." 2760 02:11:21,375 --> 02:11:26,250 "In this moonlit night, just me and you." "Hello mister, how do you do." 2761 02:11:28,000 --> 02:11:32,541 "They call me Chin Chin Chu." 2762 02:11:32,583 --> 02:11:37,083 "In this moonlit night, just me and you." "Hello mister, how do you do." 2763 02:11:57,500 --> 02:12:02,041 "I've fallen madly in love with you." 2764 02:12:02,083 --> 02:12:06,500 "You stole my heart, congratulations to you." 2765 02:12:06,791 --> 02:12:10,833 "Your body's like Singapore... while my attitude is like Shanghai." 2766 02:12:10,875 --> 02:12:15,583 "Hold your heart... or you might lose your mind." 2767 02:12:15,625 --> 02:12:20,125 "Hold your heart... or you might lose your mind." 2768 02:12:20,166 --> 02:12:24,541 "They call me Chin Chin Chu." 2769 02:12:24,583 --> 02:12:29,125 "In this moonlit night, just me and you." "Hello mister, how do you do." 2770 02:12:29,166 --> 02:12:33,666 "They call me Chin Chin Chu." 2771 02:12:33,708 --> 02:12:38,250 "Where are you going, my dear?" 2772 02:12:38,291 --> 02:12:42,666 "We're going to miss you when you're gone." 2773 02:12:42,708 --> 02:12:47,250 "Where are you going, dear?" 2774 02:13:08,916 --> 02:13:13,583 "We're going to miss you when you're gone." 2775 02:13:13,625 --> 02:13:18,541 "Breaking news the girl's engaged." 2776 02:13:18,583 --> 02:13:22,666 "Her lovers are feeling betrayed." 2777 02:13:23,083 --> 02:13:27,250 "There's a sale for broken hearts at the bars." 2778 02:13:27,875 --> 02:13:32,500 "And there's silence in all the homes." 2779 02:13:32,541 --> 02:13:36,500 "I am gonna fly away." 2780 02:13:36,541 --> 02:13:40,833 "Become an NRI." 2781 02:13:40,875 --> 02:13:46,666 "Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wake." 2782 02:13:46,708 --> 02:13:51,083 "Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat." 2783 02:13:51,125 --> 02:13:55,583 "Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal." 2784 02:13:55,625 --> 02:14:00,166 "Your earrings make our hearts skip a beat." 2785 02:14:00,500 --> 02:14:05,208 "Can't handle the swag of that Amritsar gal." 2786 02:14:05,250 --> 02:14:10,041 "...Amritsar gal..." 191105