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My name is Marshall Teller.
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I knew my new hometown
was going to be different
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from where I grew up
in New Jersey,
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but this is ridiculous.
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Nobody believes me,
but Eerie, Indiana
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is the center of weirdness
for the entire planet.
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[CAWING]
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Item, Elvis lives
on my paper route.
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Thank you, little paperboy.
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Item, Big Foot eats
out of my trash.
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Item, even man's best friend
is weird.
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Still don't believe me?
You will.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CROW CAWING]
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MARSHALL:
A sense of humor is
a sign of intelligence.
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That's what my
dad says.
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He also says, sometimes
Simon and I
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are too smart for
our own good.
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We were just a couple
of wise guys trying
to have some fun.
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We weren't
looking for trouble.
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But in Eerie,
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trouble always has a way
of finding us.
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[THUD]
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I hear somebody. Hurry!
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Done.
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Boys.
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[LAUGHING]
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Thanks for the
heart attack, son.
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You're welcome, Dad.
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You know, I
often ask myself,
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how many guys have a kid
that does stuff like this?
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[DOOR CLOSES]
I hear mom.
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[WHISPERS]
Quick, lets get her.
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Okay.
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What?
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[LAUGHING]
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Marshall, Simon...
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Edgar?
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MARSHALL:
Get Syndi.
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[LAUGHING]
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Of course, you know,
this means war.
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I love this stuff.
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MARSHALL:
Simon and I decided to
take our bag of tricks and
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beat it to school before Syndi
could launch a counter-attack.
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Like everything else in Eerie,
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B.F. Skinner Junior High
was a strange place
full of weird people.
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But that wasn't going to stop
us from having a little fun.
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[CHATTERING]
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Stick of gum
to make you hum?
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What do I look like?
Sucker of the Universe?
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Where's a good victim
when you need one?
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Thanks geeks.
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Oops.
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Hey, Dimsdale.
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I don't think you're
going to like that.
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Oh, yeah?
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If he kills me,
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you can have my stuff.
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Teller, Holmes,
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you punks are dead.
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All right,
all right.
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What's going on here?
Knock it off.
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You people
know the rules.
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No fighting!
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He started it.
Irrelevant.
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Here comes detention.
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I think it's time
the three of you
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had your eyes checked.
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Come along.
Eyes checked?
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MARSHALL:
Since coming here,
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I've seen more weirdness
than any ten men.
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But until you get your
eyes checked by the
Eerie School nurse,
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you ain't seen
nothing yet.
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Getting an eye exam
is a simple,
painless process, right?
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That's what Simon
and I thought too.
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DIMSDALE:
Ouch. Stop, I promise...
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Doesn't sound like he's
getting his eyes checked.
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Knowing Dimsdale,
they probably had
to strain him.
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Here he comes.
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Don't worry, he can't
kill us here in school.
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Marshall, Simon,
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I apologize for
fighting with you.
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I'm sorry I misbehaved.
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It looked like Dimsdale.
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NURSE: Simon?
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Simon Holmes?
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Your turn to see
Nurse Nancy.
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MARSHALL: Nurse Nancy had
just started to
work at the school.
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All the teachers loved her.
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Especially the kind
that liked to assign
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round the clock homework.
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I knew the second I
saw Nurse Nancy that
something was very wrong.
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Come with me, Simon.
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This won't take long.
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Bye, Marshall.
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Gee...
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Hope you make it out alive.
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Don't worry
Mr. Teller,
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you'll be next.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Wow.
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MARSHALL: Then,
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about ten minutes later,
Simon stepped out.
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At least he looked like Simon.
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Hey, Simon.
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Are you all right?
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I'm fine.
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I feel a lot better.
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You don't look fine.
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What's with
the glasses?
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I can see now.
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It's all so clear.
What?
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MARSHALL:
When I looked
into Simon's eyes,
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I couldn't believe it.
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He wasn't the same kid.
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It's like something
in his eyes...
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had disappeared.
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I must go...
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I must go study.
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I must improve
my test scores.
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NURSE NANCY: Yes.
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Now it's Mr. Teller's turn.
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Mr. Teller?
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Mr. Teller?
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Hmm.
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You're next.
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MARSHALL:
I didn't see Simon till
later that afternoon.
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He was busy...
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studying.
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Something was
definitely wrong.
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Ever since that eye test,
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it was as if he was
no longer able to have fun.
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Simon had
lost something important,
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his sense of humor.
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Simon,
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where the heck
have you been?
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Great.
Down in flames.
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Do you think they have any
metric conversion tables here?
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Don't you want to play
Mutant Attack?
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It's your favorite game.
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Marshall,
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I don't have a favorite game.
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Metric conversion tables, right?
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Aisle three,
right next to
the cross-bows.
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[RADFORD] That's the
11th zombie today.
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Excuse me?
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Something strange
is going on.
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Notice how silent it is?
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All the kids are so lifeless.
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There's no verve.
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Ah, I don't know.
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This is scary.
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I'm moving a ton of floss.
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MARSHALL:
They all look the same.
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Act the same.
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And nobody wants
to have any fun.
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Simon was
born to have fun.
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You wanna have fun?
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This way.
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[RADFORD SIGHS]
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There it is.
A whole case of fun.
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It's a good idea, Radford.
Yeah.
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Look at him.
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He's a goner.
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Well, unless you're
willing to use the...
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No, forget I aid anything.
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Use what?
Nothing.
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Oh, come on.
I'm desperate.
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No, I can't...
Please.
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All right.
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It's the doomsday device.
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The GM 20-20.
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It's the... The Big Bang
of bad taste.
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It's gotta be done.
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Come on.
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Now you take this.
And don't drop it.
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All right, expose
the enabling codes.
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Open the package.
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Careful.
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Left, 22.
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Right?
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Sixty.
Sixty.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Left, 41.
Left, 41.
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Stand back.
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Aren't they beautiful?
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Legend has it
they were molded
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directly from the face
of the master himself.
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I think you
know what to do.
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Let me try 'em.
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Thanks, Radford.
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Saved my buddy's life.
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Yup. GM 20-20's.
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MARSHALL:
Simon was safe.
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But evil never rests.
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We have work to do.
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These appear to be
ordinary window glasses.
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Weird.
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Now, tell me everything
that happened.
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I remember
getting in the chair.
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And she just closed the blinds.
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[CACKLING]
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Now, Mr. Holes,
just relax.
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The process
is entirely painless.
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But you must remember to keep
your eyes on the charts.
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Now, read the first line
of the first chart.
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The first and second lines
of the second chart.
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All of the third chart.
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See how easy it is.
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Children can be so disruptive.
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Don't you agree?
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Sometime they just need
a little help
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to remind them to behave.
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Now, repeat after me,
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all work and no fun
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makes Simon a good boy.
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All work and no fun
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makes Simon a good boy.
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Simon, can't
you see? That's it.
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She hypnotized you.
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She's hypnotizing everybody,
turning them into zombies.
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I'm not a zombie.
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That's because
these broke the spell.
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We got to do something before
the whole school gets zombified.
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I'm going back in
to get my test.
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But it's too dangerous.
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It's a chance
I'll have to take.
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We need proof.
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The only way to get it
is to secretly videotape
her hypnotizing me.
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Besides, I'm
not going alone.
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You're going with me.
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Undercover is my life.
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Yes, of course.
First thing tomorrow,
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he'll be there.
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Sorry about
the inconvenience.
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Marshall, we just got
a call from school.
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Did you skip out
on some eye exam?
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Uh, I must have forgotten.
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Huh? Well, it seems to
be quite important.
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I'm a little concerned,
Marshall.
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The nurse feel you've
been very disruptive
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and you can't blend in
with the other students.
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Come to think of it, is that
really such a bad thing?
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Well, he should at least
obey the rules
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and he should work harder.
I've not been happy with
your grades, Marshall.
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Now, I don't know why but
the nurse seems to feel
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that your vision
is the source
of the trouble.
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She would like us
to bring you in
tomorrow morning.
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No problem.
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MARSHALL:
That's right,
no problem.
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Simon and I had Nurse Nancy
right where we wanted her.
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Unfortunately,
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we were all still in Eerie.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
NURSE NANCY: Simon?
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All work and no fun...
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Makes Simon a good boy.
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MARSHALL:
Here it was.
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The morning I'd been
waiting for since the
day we moved to Eerie.
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The day I would have
proof, witnesses,
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videotape.
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I've got to
tell you Marshall,
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this is very disappointing.
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I mean, first Mr. Togar says
you get into a fight at school,
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00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,332
then you skip a
eye examination.
266
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,433
What's wrong?
267
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,501
Why can't you be
like the other students?
268
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,903
Well, maybe
he shouldn't.
269
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,504
He should
just be himself.
270
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,073
Don't worry about me.
271
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,275
You guys are going
to find out sooner or later
272
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,110
that Nurse Nancy isn't
really a nurse.
273
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,146
She's hypnotizing
everybody in the school,
274
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,148
turning them into
lifeless, boring drones.
275
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,450
Marshall, please.
We've heard this all before.
276
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,667
Oh, you must
be the Tellers.
277
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,303
Nurse Nancy told me that
you'd be bringing Marshall in.
278
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,339
I know I speak for Marshall
when I say we're sorry
279
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,941
about the mix-up yesterday.
280
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,077
The nurse was
very understanding
on the phone.
281
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,611
She's done a
bang up-job here,
282
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:15,015
which I should've known
from the recommendations
she had from other schools.
283
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:18,185
After all, a quite classroom
is an orderly classroom.
284
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:21,154
And an orderly classroom
creates better test scores.
285
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,222
Here she is now.
286
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,690
You must be
the Tellers.
287
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,158
Pleased to meet you Miss...
288
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,593
Oh, just Nancy.
289
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,061
Oh, like Cher?
290
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,397
Not quite.
291
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,533
Nurse Nancy is developing
a master-plan
292
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,303
to expand free vision care
293
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,339
to my school staff
and eventually...
294
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,174
all Eerie citizens.
295
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,511
You too.
296
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,546
Wouldn't that
be great, Mars?
297
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,015
Great.
298
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:51,118
Oh, Marshall, there's
nothing to worry about.
299
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,485
And since your parents
300
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,287
were so kind to visit,
301
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,089
I'm going to
put you next.
302
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,225
Fine with me.
303
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,559
Say bye-bye, Marshall.
304
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,095
Bye-bye.
305
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,068
Mr. Teller, follow me.
306
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,371
[WHISPERS] Simon?
307
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,140
Am I glad to see you.
308
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,775
Got the camera and
the glasses right here.
309
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,377
It's upto us, buddy.
310
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,645
We gotta save the school.
311
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,113
NURSE NANCY: Mr. Teller?
312
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,514
Come on, let's go.
313
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,653
Why don't you
take a seat, Mr. Teller?
314
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,355
Certainly.
315
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,423
Just relax,
Mr. Teller.
316
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,525
That's one of my
little rules.
317
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,563
And things go so much easier
when people follow the rules,
318
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,231
don't you agree?
319
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,666
That's what
they tell me.
320
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,535
Well, Mr. Teller,
321
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,205
I've worked with
children all my life.
322
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,507
I think of myself
as an expert.
323
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,809
And well, you may
not believe this,
324
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,179
but I've seen
your type before.
325
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,513
Yeah?
326
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,482
Cool and suave?
327
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,752
I've had my eye
on you, Mr. Teller.
328
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,422
You are a very interesting
young man.
329
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,292
You have a lot of imagination.
330
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,361
You even show a funny kind of...
331
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,662
Courage.
332
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,264
Hey, I try.
333
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,201
Well, in this day
and age Mr. Teller,
334
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,569
we don't want courage
and imagination.
335
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,505
These days
demand a certain
336
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,473
simplicity.
337
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,110
A certain shallowness.
338
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,146
Is that why
you're against fun?
339
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,347
Oh...
340
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,516
Fun is poison.
341
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,584
It frees the mind.
342
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,586
When the mind
starts to wander,
343
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,555
who know where
it will take you.
344
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,591
Who knows what difficult
questions you'll ask. No.
345
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,227
We can't afford that!
346
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:45,198
I've corrected the vision of
many children in my lifetime,
347
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,333
Mr. Teller.
348
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,801
And you are a prize catch.
349
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,770
Yes...
350
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,140
I'm going to have fun.
351
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,308
I'll show you fun.
352
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,478
Simon,
353
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,812
let the games begin.
354
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,081
Simon?
355
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,884
Simon?
356
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,587
Mr. Holmes, would you
please do the honors?
357
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,257
Yes, Nurse Nancy.
358
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,444
NURSE NANCY:
Now, I'm sorry to say,
359
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,313
this may hurt.
360
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,615
The pain can be
so instructive.
361
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,654
Now relax and look at
the chart.
362
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,657
I want you to think about
how good it feels to make
363
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,627
Nurse Nancy happy.
364
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:52,199
You know, I'm not as bad
as you think, Marshall.
365
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,434
Some people even
picture me as
366
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,236
an angel of Mercy.
367
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,305
Simon?
368
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,374
Saving children from
their own nasty habits.
369
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,377
Why some day,
you might thank me.
370
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:07,514
Ah, thank you, Simon.
371
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,716
You're welcome,
Nurse Nancy.
372
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:10,917
Simon, what're you doing?
373
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,588
Simon knows how to
behave, Mr. Teller.
374
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,292
He told me about your
little scheme, too.
375
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,795
My, my...
376
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,798
Uh-oh.
377
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,930
We can't have any of that.
378
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:02,969
Oops.
379
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,371
Simon, run.
380
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,741
Boys, where do you
think you're going?
381
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,679
We're going to the FBI.
382
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,849
Something wrong, boys?
383
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,017
Uh...
384
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,919
No. Thanks.
385
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,321
Everything's fine.
386
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,960
I don't know why you're
making such a fuss,
387
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,962
Mr. Teller.
388
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,899
My world is
orderly and peaceful.
389
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,602
Yeah.
390
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,937
Well, I like my world
messy and alive.
391
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,540
No!
392
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,808
Not the glasses.
393
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,543
Anything but
the glasses.
394
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,777
Oh...
395
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,579
No!
396
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,784
You need to taste
your own medicine.
397
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,821
What're you
going to do?
398
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,023
You're going
to relax.
399
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,292
And think about
how good it
feels to have fun.
400
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,027
No! Not fun!
401
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,996
Not that.
402
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,367
Whenever you hear the word
Whom-bomp-a do-domp,
403
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,601
you will
begin laughing
404
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,803
and never stop.
405
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,466
Whom-bomp-a do-domp.
Whom-bomp-a do-domp.
406
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,042
Nurse Nancy,
are you all right?
407
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,880
Nurse Nancy?
408
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,047
Those glasses?
409
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,083
Whom-bomp-a do-domp.
410
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,988
[LAUGHING]
411
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,467
Whom-bomp-a do-domp.
412
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,582
And don't stop laughing till
you get to the North Pole.
413
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,653
MARSHALL:
Eerie, Indiana,
414
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,154
item number 38,
415
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,556
zombie glasses.
416
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,958
The ultimate tool
of mental fascism.
417
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,561
Nurse Nancy wanted
order and discipline.
418
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:44,096
She wanted boring drones
that loved homework.
419
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,733
Sure, that's okay sometimes.
420
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,135
But give me a little
chaos and fun any day.
421
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,137
Think we'll ever see
Nurse Nancy again?
422
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,674
Hopefully she's still
headed due North.
423
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,118
Welcome to Canada.
424
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,920
Anything to
declare, ma'am?
425
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,556
Whom-bomp-a do-domp.
426
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,058
[LAUGHING]
427
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:23,636
Americans...
428
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,911
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